The Daily Show - Shakes on a Plain & Secret Agent Can
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- Oklahoma suffers a bizarre surge in earthquakes following the introduction of fracking, and the NSA gets an unlikely new mascot.
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“And then you’re gunna ANALYZE it” makes me roll every time I hear it 😂
As a person who was born and raised in Oklahoma, the depiction of this state is horrifyingly accurate. Gov Fallin is the bane of Oklahoma's existence
Scuse my ignorance as a non-American, but you *did* vote for your own Governor, right?
@@DerekHohls Yes, that's totally how an election works - a candidate only wins if every voter votes for them and them alone.
As a Texan, I feel your pain.
I'm a geologist in Canada for an oil company, seriously USA needs to update there regulations for drilling and fracing and disposal, USA seriously has like no regulations compared to canada
But we cant have regulations to protect the people and the planet...where would we make our money??? Besides, Jesus will protect us. Didnt anyone tell you? (read with intense amounts of Sarcasm)
almika360 Just by the way you wrote your comment, I can tell that you are not a geologist or anything remotely close to an "...ologist".
However, I agree with you.
because of the way I write a comment on youtube makes you doubt who I say I am? Sorry didn't know I was writing a paper to be peer reviewed and forward my career, therefore I never re read my comment to check proper punctuation and all that neat and wonderful stuff..... Also this makes me laugh because you can believe whatever you want but I know I make butt loads more cash then you and can write my comments on youtube anyway I Please :D
almika360 Thanks for that.
+almika360 May I draw your attention to the Mount Polley mine incident?
"How do you know what I'm asking myself? You really do work for the NSA" 😂😂😂
Dunk looks so horrifying, he's definitely crossed the Uncanny Valley
Scarabic Jones "crossed"
The ending is f***ing hilarious😂🤣😂🤣
"Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?" This was genius.
Agreed.
I always thought that was a common saying
A version of this was used in The West Wing before this..
Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how did you enjoy your stay in Dallas?
Other than that Mrs.Trump how did the divorce go for you?
Goddamnit they took John Oliver to heart and now every agency has a mascot.
Legit cried at the dig through trash thing.
I know, watching that was the hardest I’ve laughed in long time
"if it works, let's keep doing it until it doesn't."
- Humanity.
And if it doesn’t work… just keep doing it. Even when someone says they know a better way.
I loved living in Oklahoma (except for the allergens and the tornadoes and the non-tornado storms and the heat and that asshole who lived on my street), but I am so fucking glad I moved out.
You escaped, congratulations. I'm still trapped in this hell
Feel free to move to my state, unless bugs don't bother you, then you could go east and buy enough land to declare yourself a sovereign nation of _ square acres and still have enough to buy a mazarati.
You're S.O.L. on the a@@hole problem though, if there isn't one there already they will come, like computer viruses.
7:58 The greatest line ever!
I live in MD, so I know people who work for the NSA. I should ask them if they can be less creepy.
Get your life-insurance policies prepared for encashment - first!
Your kith-&-kin might've fight a very hard fight.
And none of the lobbyists across the US East Coast: Certainly not the ADL®, shall support them in their battle against the neocon-neoliberal order-of-things
4:00
That was some idiocracy type shit for real.
yes, because kids wanna listen to adults tell them to dig through trash, analyze it and do math? WTF!! what is WRONG with you NSA??!!!!!
Maybe they just have a good sense of humor
That sounds barbaric to me, Mr @@seanmatthewking.
Southerners accepting scientific facts?!?!?!?
IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!
cgsoldier4196 Yeah, well they still do what science tells them not to, so they are still keeping with their image
Liberals think a man can become a woman by removing penis and adding breasts. Yay science!
@@mattipps Bud, you know you're responding to a 3-year old post, right?
@ggfhj gfdg idiot.
Oklahoma may suck but that's only because we're so close to Kansas
"You're gonna dig through all the trash in your school... and then you're gonna analyze it!"
I broke down laughing for like 10 minutes
“Hey kids! Does any of that trash have phone numbers or computer passwords on it?”
Damm this guy is actually very funny 😹😹😹
'Not publicly' 😂😂
Jon come back, we NEED u
Jon Stewart rocks!!!
Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play? One of the greatest lines in night shows..lol
3:53 To answer Jon's question of "why?" It's functionally attributed to the comment "Oklahoma has accepted scientific evidence."
If a state is actively admitting that "Big Oil" or anyone of the sort is to blame for something, that's a MASSIVE red flag. It likely means they have no intention of changing things, and have measures in place TO prevent those changes.
Jon Stewart is the GOAT
My birthday is on Earth Day lmao. This is like a birthday shout out.
K
Happy birthday?
Bruce Guy man yes. Thank you ☺️
Bruce Guy man I just realized I made this comment for years ago :) thank you for reminding me that Jon Stewart indirectly gave me a bday shoutout lmao
Star Winchester haha yeah I saw it was earth day today and idk just thought of this skit. Went down the comments. And I was like what are the chances after 4 years they might say thanks or something lol. But hope you’re having as much fun as you can during these times for your birthday. I do miss Jon though. Especially the last few years.
This is what news commenting should be instead of smearing.
I feel bad for Earth. #BrainMelty
6:42 I'M HOLDING THE PHONE, WHEN CAN I LET GO OF IT?!!!!
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Earth Day is always been my favorite holiday.
There's a frame of something right before 4:52, any Idea what it is?
The report says that the quakes were caused by waste water disposal, not the fracking itself. But throughout the segment the two are treated as equal. The legislation discussed only stops individual cities from banning fracking. It doesn't prevent fracking legislation altogether. What is needed here is regulation, not outright banning. There is nothing inherently wrong with fracking. We need to ensure it's done responsibly. Banning it is ignoring a good cheap source of energy for no reason.
Brad Pritikin Do you work for a criminal corporation?
Panzer Blitz ha, I apologize. I was having a conversation in another thread about intellectual property and assumed this was a post in the same thread, sorry about that. I didnt realize this was a separate topic. Could you please clarify your question though? I am not sure what you mean.
New Yorkers apparently don't realize they live 125-150 miles from PAs NE natural gas fields which have had 2500 horizontal wells safely frac'ed since this video was posted and supplies a plurality of their electricity. The difference is that PA doesn't have the same wastewater injection rates. The answer to why is a mix of reservoir fluids and regulation that's too much to explain in a comment or 8-minute segment. But Jon Stewart is generalizing, oversimplifying, and ultimately confusing people.
I didn’t realize John Stewart was 8% pastrami. Thanks, Dunk! :)
I know this is late, but my high school did a waste audit. My club actually pushed it.
Looks like a colonoscopy taking place underground with that long hose of a tube, u know?
literally one of the funniest jon Stewart moments
Dunk, you are my best friend!
*LOOK HERE, DUNK!* ..... *_pause_*
Good segment overall, but they transitioned to the NSA video too quickly. They were talking about fracking in Oklahoma but went to the NSA after not completing what was a decent analysis and criticism. I feel like there was so much more potential that they could have taken advantage of and try to convey a more powerful, well-defined message. Unfortunately they didn't really seem to get a message across. They could have proposed that the NSA was making this "educational video" to distract from what they really do, and that this was a complete waste of money. Although judging by that animation they didn't spend too much. Oh well. Even The Daily Show wasn't perfect.
... "decent analysis & criticism"? "more powerful, well-defined message"? Have you, perchance, forgotten which channel this is being brodcast on? This isn't PBS. It's not even Discovery the Hitler Channel. It's _Comedy Central_. You're describing a job that +is not Jon's+.
Jon packed plenty of criticism into the fracking sgment, plus he even had some analysis; his message was clear, satirical, and sarcastic. What more do you want, pony cookies maybe?
--Dave, kids these days, always on about not enough economic analysis on Saturday morning cartoons, I tell you
Dunk sounds like Jordan Klepper...
Comedic genius!
I'm pretty sure thats Colbert doing the "Dunk" voice.
There a whole lot of shaking going on down here but hey money and oil are king here.
Is... is that talking Recycling Bin Peter Sagel?!? Whaaaaaa???
Oklahoma is still scary. we had a 5.6 earthquake the other day. FRACKING. I still can't believe that it's so fueled by greed that it's risking the safety of us all to continue to line their pockets. If I could work somewhere and afford college and a place to stay I might move somewhere. Any reccomendations? I need to get out before I die.
Haylie McDowell Canada is nice but you should hurry up before the massive emigration wave when Trump/Hillary become president.
Enderpro Cs01 when we have enough money we might.
The poor guy in the video. He looked like he was reading a ransom note.
Legendary skit
The writing on this show was a league above what it is now.
Number of accents 2.5 LMAOOO
Dunk is just Spongebob after his trip to a CIA black site in Poland.
hidden frame at 4:52, is disappointing.
Jeremiah Cerra I didn't catch that. Turns out it's just job Stewart, his desk, the blue background, and the snakes on a plain picture on the left corner. Nothing special
Infinitely better. Just infinitely better than T.N. and all of today's talk show hosts. Even Colbert has lost his ONCE AMAZING touch. But Jon Stewart in 2015, damn, I wish he never gave up that seat!
Breaking News : Dunk is in fact Jordan Klepper !
LISTEN HERE DUNK!!!!
Did someone notice that the fraking drill went 90° to the right? :D
It’s Oklahoma!!!
I was cooking while watching this and in the middle of pulling the knife from my drawer I looked over and saw trashcan man and got ready to stab my computer
Well Howdy Doody to you too......
Im sure sunday is more celebrated than earth day
Was that klepper doing the voice for the bin?
His face at 8:21 was priceless
Do you mean 7:21?
lol an Abraham Lincoln joke
Wait in the scan it said expiration is how many days until august 6th and jon left the daily show early august.....
SHAKES ON A PLAIN FUCKING PUNS IM SO ANGRY
Jon Stewart will always be better at the waving around flailing and screaming schtick than trevor
Wouldnt it be cool if oklahoma sorta "V'd" inward? THEN Texas would listen! tanks Big Comedy!
Acting ability at 0.5% seems a little harsh he was OK in the faculty as a teacher taken over by aliens.
Epic lol
Nice
Binbob Purplepants
4:35
“Dear God, Spongebob, what have they done to you?”
@@kylestubbs8867 now I have many many questions
That was in insult to theatre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
height: non threatening. haha
Alright. So the ground shakes a little bit more than it used to. Amd by a little bit, i mean 365x more. Ill admit that the big picture isnt lost on me or my family. Unfortunately, the big picture doesnt put food on the table today.
My family isnt rich. The bills are paid, and we have money the day before payday. I can remember when those 2 things were a rarity.
On 21 April 1861*, my great great grandfather walked off a 275 acre farm on the western part of South Carolina THAT NEVER HAD ONE SINGLE SLAVE WORKING ON IT.
*Bonus points if you can tell my that date is significant in American history.
Shit happened and they just barely made it into Pennsylvania. A couple twists and turns landed them 6 miles east, and 35 miles north of western PA. A farm was purchased and everyone set out to work.
I still own a 22.5 acre portion of the farm they established in PA. Im not farmer. I hunt everything that walks, creeps, or crawls across that land. The Mrs and i stop at the house on our way up the hill to alert my mom that we will be 4 by'ing up the hill.
Im getting tp the point. Hold on.
I am on disability due to a dual below the knee amputation. My wife was forced to take off work, for well over a year now, to tend to her parents. Her mom had a massive stroke July '18 from which she still hasnt recovered fully. Her dad has been in some sort of care facility ; hospital, rehab joint, nursing home ; for 9 months now due to, what we believe is, a notched back surgery.
My mom still lives in the house built by her father. Right smack dab at the entrance to the old farm. My mom is 73, btw.
We decided that we were gonna make our small picture life go a lot easier. Range Resources came knocking on her door with an offer for the natural gas under the farm. We talked it over for a day or so. Then we sold half of the gas rights up front. That would give us a chunk of cash right away, and a monthly check. The only down side is that the monthly checks are only half as much as what they would have been.
I / we can afford to live because of this money.
Heres an idea thatll blow your brains right down thru your ass into your rubber under pants, kids.
Humanity is on its way out. We destroyed it to the point of no return. The water is poisoned. The air is filthy. Food is hard to come by. And there are just way too many people. And all those people are living way longer than they should. Ive read studies that predict that a child has already been born who will witness a catastrophic failing of the planet. Once we get done trashing this rock, she will shake us off her back like were are fleas. Then, and only then, will the planet begin to heal herself.
My big picture looks just like my small picture. Take what you need to live. Not just survive.
Remember when we the usa had real problems, like greed and wars? What have you done?
I'm really glad that I watched this on my computer... Why? Because I can see every wrinkle on johns face in 1080p!
lol
Glad one isn't in Oklahoma.
for the first time, stewart has pissed me off.
3:28 I thought Republicans were in favour of States’ rights?
As it pertains to them.
They are man made, DUH! Oh God, that recycling bin came from hell itself.
Dear god SpongeBob
I came here from marathoning Trevor Noah, and I wanted to see what all the hype was about with John Stewart. I conclude that this dood is mad goofy.
they can recycle DEEZ. NUTZ
How America divided the states is really strange. Why have you shaped Oklahoma's border like that? lol
The souther squiggly border is a river, so it kind of shaped itself. The rest of the state is what little bit of land the white people chased all the natives onto when they took it....and then took that too. Soooo Oklahoma is now shaped like a melted toothbrush. Yay!!! Lol
we got the panhandle part from texas. there was some doctrine (monroe maybe idk) that drew some horizontal line across the us. idk we oklahomans learn this in the 7th grade.
I guess it makes more sense to have them rigid like that. In the UK there more squiggly but that probably because they were divided up by different Lords fighting over bits of field lol
Is Dunk voiced by Seth Myers?
Nah man it's Jordan Klepper!
XD omgoodness
fuck i miss jon stewart
Actually, the accurate pronunciation is "UR-an-uhs." It was changed to stop the wise cracks about how its name sounds. Unfortunately, it really doesn't make things better because it just went from "your anus" to "urine us" or "you're in us."
hehe you said urine XD
I don't understand, but looks fun.
Not so "OK" ...
Math is fun.
The quickest way to regentrify a neighborhood is to order up an earthquake so strong that those buildings come down with a few shakes. No heavy equipment necessary.(it's very expensive to rent those suckers)
Height: Non-Threatening
Seems about right.
How dare you. How dare you.
I find jon stewart as he retires bummer
Videogamedunkey is that you?
Gross digging through school lunch bins. LOL.
Mary Fallin
*oh, dear lord......*
Earthquakes and poisoned water. A small price to pay for corporate gain that'll be stashed offshore so it can't be taxed. #America
Not much of a plan to be honest, anyone with a decent I.Q level knows this.
Michael Bond
lol
Michael Bond eh, most of the politicians know, they just love the lobbying from those corporations
J
But it's "good for the economy"! They'll sell so much more bottled water if the tap water is poisonous, and then they can poison all the other ground water until there's a huge water crisis and rake in even more money! Until every single man in a suit across the country is brutally killed in unprecedented water riots and the whole place descends into post-apocalyptic chaos, but eh, what can you do. And why should we create additional jobs disposing of waste in safer, more sustainable ways when we can just create earthquakes under our own homes?^^ ...Sure, politicians love saying "Jobs, jobs, jobs!" but that's just a metaphor for "Screw you all, expendable suckers". A subtle, slightly disingenuous metaphor.
4:11
That seismologist has an amazing deadpan.
{ONLY-&-only to the OP and "upvoters": }That's why he was invited on a right news-outlet!
So true