The Motorboat Conundrum
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- Опубликовано: 4 июл 2024
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Chapters:
0:00 Strongest Clap Ever
1:00 Weakest Had It Ever
1:45 MAGA Top-Knot Headbands
6:15 MAGA gear
8:15 Things on the World Wide Web
17:12 BoogerButt18 & the Bed-Wetter
22:22 The P*nis Sleeve
29:45 I Think I've Developed a Kink
37:30 Skank Sperm
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The headband filter on Jennifer’s face out of nowhere? 😂😅
@ 3:21 for those who wanna go there.....lol
no i actually died i thought my phone was glitching
@@tyylerjamezz 😂😂😂 me too!
Wtf? I never noticed! 😂
That clap! We could tell this time!!
excellence
I am literally so obsessed with Jennifer's hilarious rants. She goes off on these genius diatribes about Stanleys and Trumpers and makes me absolutely gleeful 😂
❤️🤍💙 Good day, Patriots! 💙🤍❤️
🌈❤️ Happy Pride! ❤️🌈
Cawwww 🦅
Maybe we should start calling it MAGA DRAG.
We perceived the difference of that clap. A first class clap for sure.
That clap was ⚡️POWERFUL ⚡️
The clap heard around the world!! Go pumps! You got my morning rockin 🎉
That clap has me absolutely TITILLATED this Thursday morning! MeeMaw feeding the children during Pride!
Every time they remind us that Pumps is single, I die a little. I am crushing hard on her but know I can't have her
That was the loudest clap of all time Pumps. It knocked my headphones off! Great Job 👍
Ok I almost spit my tea, when you put the headband on Jennifer! Awesome editing!!!!
Also… just want to say that I have introduced you wonderful ladies to my moms “55 and up” community in Florida. Now everyone calls “him” “governor kitten heels” lmao
❤
Doing the lords work
I fuckin LOVE you two! I’d ask you both out on the town if I thought memaw could stay awake after sunset!
I got Democratic Mainstays in your test, and I´m from Sweden. Love the show ladies.
Does Jennifer know about the headband filter? I feel like this would infuriate her! Lol
Funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣
This is why they’re perfect for each other: Josh has his 25 cov tests, Jessica has her 25 political compass tests.
Who is Jessica? Her name is Jennifer
@@shaolinwarrior2012erm no…it’s definitely Jessica!
@@shaolinwarrior2012 as far as i understand these are two mother-daughter queens of the courts, the daughter(Jessica) is the fierce queen of the pickleball courts and the mother(Meemaw) is the queen of the legal ones. No?
Remember back in the day when folks would wear a top knot headband when they had a toothache?
I remember seeing it in a Laurel and Hardy movie once when I was a kid 😆
That clap is still echoing in my brain because this is the first time I've heard a difference!
I’m dead ☠️ after seeing that headband and glasses 😂😂😂😂.
The headband rant has me dying
Love this two ladies, they are funny !
the clap that was heard around the world
The edited headband on Jen was so funny to see😂😂😂😂😂
Edit: Shoutout to Seth for the great reddit finds 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Jen
I’m sorry, Jennifer, I got a Stanley Cup for Mother’s Day and I love it! I’m a 75 year old woman who had a cheap cup before, but the Stanley Cup is head and shoulders above the $10 cups I had. It has a handle and a screw on lid! Two things the cheaper cups did not have! Having dropped the cheaper cup and watch it spill entirely under my bed on my brand new carpet, this cup is a huge improvement! Also, I absolutely abhor Trump!
Pumps’ Stanley cup flirts with centrism
I've been seeing different decorated versions of them everywhere. It's another thing Jennifer and I agree on- it's a NO for me, too.
He’s out if he refuses to wear a diaper or get treatment or stop drinking before bedtime. No money is enough to tolerate that.
If a guy has sleep apnea and bed wetting at 26, that’s only going to get worse. 🙄🤦🏾♂️ I’m all for second chances, but I draw the line at purposefully not physically taking care of oneself. 🤷🏾♂️
Yeah. THAT clap! It echoed!
The clap echo! Lol amazing
Progressive left!! 🇺🇸❤️🤍💙🇺🇸😄❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
MAGA don't mind dressing up like... like... I'm at a loss for words. These are ADULTS dressing in silly outfits.
These ladies are pretty cool. Any topic is fair game.
Pumps, your clap was AWESOME 🔥
Kylie is cute.
I always notice the quality of the clap! I never miss a clap with you! 👏🏼 Happy Pride Yall!!
😂😂😂 Great show ladies, absolutely loved it!
I definitely heard the ferocity of the clap this time
Ladies just go down to the basement and find the setting for water temperature and turn it up!
Took the quiz. I'm considered a Democratic Mainstay.
Good morning ladies, I love your shit!
Pumps NAILED the clap! Brava huntie ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Dave Chapelle back in the day, Bill Burr, Kenan Thompson on SNL tickle my funny bone; but youse guys have me rolling on the floor.
"They're in the 'I'll take what I can get' category of life." - Pumps.
Swoon.
Gen X educated women with *fire*
My badass Gen Z daughter listened to my whining & sent me your podcast to cheer me up after I said, “This could be the last Independence Day!”
😭😭😭
It’s Independence Day 2024, & I have to miss my beautiful, glorious boyfriend (Love) playing drums with his band at the fireworks, because I have COVID 19
Thank you for the belly laughs - you saved me ❤😂
The quick cut to Kylie's scarred face 😂
I can also "you go gurl" the semen-hating wife, however if his quotes of her are correct then she is gaslighting him. She lied or kept secrets through their engagement, and has no interest in sex with him or making him permanent feature in her FAMILY. He is a husband for some immediate stability, so regardless of her latent sexuality, she has trapped him in a marriage. Depending on the state, even if he's done nothing wrong, she holds the upper hand if he files for divorce first. And he can't "prove" that she might be gay or has cheated, so it's just "she has sex weird and i want a divorce."
That's fucked up.
that clap was extraordinary
Established liberal here and I’m Canadian🇨🇦☺️
I own a small boutique in Keller, Texas called The Lucky Acorn Boutique We cannot keep those headbands in stock and it is women a.k.a. stay home moms that buy them nonstop. Love yall
PUMPS! i turned my sink on to warm up and pressed play on this! vindication for my dishes!!!!!
“He uses the word blessed” I bursted out laughing lolololol
Hi from Australia. Establishment Liberal. We have a similar survey in Australia that is normally available during our election cycle.
I got “progressive left” on your quiz and I’m very proud! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
33:00 - I will now try to use “The Come Aparts” in my everyday language when it comes to “unhinged” behavior! Love You, Jenn & Angie!
head band filter lol lol
That was the first time I really heard a difference in the clap and it made my day❤
Water just drips out of the shower. Takes 3 hours to get lukewarm warm water. Back when diaper don was in charge, we had 5 gallons a second of boiling hot water.
Good morning 🌄
That was the best clap EVER! Kudos! I see IHIP and I automatically hit LIKE! I wish your show were three hours!
FUNNY STUFF😂
“Weakest Had It Ever” as a time stamp was great. Hot water is important. But waiting 30 secs for it to get going isn’t gonna hurt anyone. Love you though Pumps ❤
I need to tell Jennifer: you were REALLY going off in this episode and it was exactly what I needed right now
I’ve noticed that many top-knot-headband unicorns also wear Hello Kitty backpacks and carry Pokémon purses.
I love that y’all followed the Breast milk story with the better help add. Which is great, because now I need therapy. 5/5
And headband people we're taking back the word Patriot!
🔥🔥Progressive Left🔥🔥
With our temps here in deep s Texas, takes forever to get the cold to tepid. Burns right outta tap this time of year 😮
"Take your diaper and hit the road" 🤣🤣
Pumps,I found a Stanley cup plushy dog toy(blue or pink) and thought of you, 😂😂😂😂
The dragons have never experienced motorboating? I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
Hey Jen and Pumps I just wanted to bring this to your attention I just feel like you guys should slow down and go easy on men with teeny weenies. Now I'm happy with my size and proud of mine but I feel like some of your male listeners that have teeny weenies could really feel ashamed and attacked by you guys always coming for them for their teeny weenies. Now i know it's all in good fun but maybe try taking it a ittle easy on them. They can't help with what they were born with. This coming from a 33 year old male with a decent size weenie and not that I actually really care just thought I'd bring it up love the podcast love you two and Kylie.
OMG Love this!!! Don't stop!!!
You two remind me of real life The Morning Show! Jen and Reese! A+
I tried to say something to that commbut.I didn't know what to stay.I think you young ladies are great
I felt that clap from the COAST...
Not from the US… took the test anyway 😅 As a leftist European, if there was ‘lefter’ than progressive left on this test, I would’ve probably gotten that! Of the charts!
Hello, from Louisville!
That clap had resonance lolol
Ladies please have Hal sparks on the podcast. Just going to keep saying this.
Live with it with the hot water heaters. Many heat the water as you go so they don't have to keep the water in the tank hot all the time. Energy savings! And as for the 'top knot' headbands - I think they look good as they give some volume. Come on ladies.
This is the best episode in a while I fucking love my girls
Established Liberal (which kind of surprised me...I thought I was closer to a Democratic Mainstay!)
Nah….pissing bed!?😳🙄
You gotta leave that piss-soaked “man”!
Y’all are my people!
You can install a hot water circulator; they are used in buildings 3 stories and up. Instant hot water.
the way parvati on traitors season 2 started the headband trend... period
Love these two.❤💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️🇺🇸💙👈🤭
Marriage doomed for sure…omg😂
Took the quiz, I’m an Establishment Liberal. 😕 I feel like a failure for not having a higher score, to fix this ill be watching the pod 24/7 to improve
I took the quiz, I’m Progressive Left. I’m proud of that.
It's because of this series: Gossip Girl, it got hip because of Blair Waldorff
JUST love you guys! I recommend you to all my girlfriends, but one got pissed off! I obsessed with your podcase!
It's the Progressive Left for me. (I kinda thought the quiz was shallow though tbh lol)
Love you two!
These ladies are so freaking funny and i really enjoyed your show thanks
This is hilarious. I love it!
My husband did taste breast milk,we were 20&22. Turn on, I nursed for 2 1/2 years! I can feel it.
I wear my Junk Brand flex tie headbands (most of them are bright, trippy, or silly) properly holding my hair back while chugging water from my Hidrate Spark.