Jennifer losing her shit over Pumps Olive Garden "I love you" story is really the quintessential example of their relationship. Pumps is just pure joy that Jennifer is injecting directly in her veins. Pumps, your outfit is outstanding! Such a great color scheme for your complexion.
"If I was that bad at my job and created mass hysteria I wouldn't have my job! " Well Preachers and Megachurchers are thriving from that kind of work 👏
Back in the day, I worked at McDonald's. The phone rang the minute I got home, i answered, "welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?" I was horified and threw the phone at my mother.
Was at a party where I brought a few bottles of fancy wine and they were acting like wine experts but when we ran out of wine they replenished from the local gas station 😅😅😅
I'm thinking of putting something like "I mastered the Big Wheel at 13" on my resume, and when they ask me about it, I'll tell them it's the same reason Van Halen put the brown M & M's clause in their rider.
I've done the "Bye love you!"; to a young woman I worked with and had given a ride to meet her mother at the school where she worked. We worked together as Paras at a high school, and her mother worked at an elementary school. It was so embarrassing and awkward, and I just chalked it up to my daughter also being in the car.
Eating olive stones! I was at a party in the late seventies and there were several beer cans on the table that I set mine down on. I picked up what I thought was my beer can but instead it was someone else's beer that they had put their cigarette out in and I took a drink and before I realized it I gulped and...swallowed it. I still shudder when I think of that.
Identical twins: I figured it out and asked my co-worker, "Do you have a twin that works here?" I have identical twin siblings and it is on my radar. Then there are those bipolar people...
A couple of years ago I took an office job after being in construction for 20 years. My coworkers and I shared calendars via Microsoft outlook. After a couple of days I filled out my calendar with the word busy for everyday that I worked because that is what their calendars said when I referenced them on my computer screen. I did it for a month before I figured out that on their real calendars they had appointments and when looked at on my screen it didn't tell me exactly what they had scheduled it just said "busy" .
Meowing through a song lets you build your mix voice to be able to sing contemporary commercial music easier. I do it all the time! In the car, doing mundane chores , out grocery shopping behind my mask 🤣😂🤣😂. It’s a singer thing. I’m that f’ing Nerd!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Awwwww. That truly sucks beyond belief that people are mean-tweeting about your show. "Old hags"...? I think not. Who are these incels? Ladies, the more they hate you, the more we love you! Stay strong as always! (PS: Kylie (sp?) is a great addition to your podcast!) PS: I love the "Meows."
I got so excited when I heard the first line out the gate “first of all, I’ve had it with hysteria” bc I’ve been thinking about how amazing a Hysteria/IHIP collab would be… and then thought “maybe there’s a reason they haven’t been guests on each others pods ala turf war” so when I heard pumps say she’d had it with Hysteria I did whatever the ear version of a double take is 😂 I feel like yall are definitely sharing agencies, this should totally happen!
Thank you! I have major PTSD from tornados an lightning, an these meteorologist like "Panic Payne" only make my anxiety worse. I get that we need notice but, to continually stay on air for ratings is ridiculous.
I'm in the Tulsa area. Tulsa meteorologists are pretty calm. OKC meteorologists are their own breed. I watch OKC weather unfold as sport. I found I am not alone. People on X, from all across the country, will watch & comment, not on OKC tornado threats unfolding, but on the meteorologists reporting on them. I swear, there are practically David Payne watch parties. He's the best one! 😂
i am with you on the streaming. My mom said to me when cable was just starting she said oh don't worry you will get commercials on cable and she was so right!
A friend used to work at an ice cream store. When she was bored she liked to mess with the customers. One day a lady came in and asked for strawberry topping on her banana split. My friend replied, " we're all out." When the lady inquired further, my friend said, "the crop died."
When we left Hawaii, we had our car shipped to LA and were going to drive across country to do some sightseeing. Someone asked my ex how we got the car there, and he told them the bridge. For a second they believed him.
@@kconway2263 my mom just realized a couple months ago that the pentagon is called the pentagon because it's shaped like a pentagon. and yes, she's a devout ignorant christian.
Pumps, I accidentally told my vet I loved her (when she was taking care of Larry David my Flemish giant bunny), and she actually responded "I love you too" back...lol you can only imagine the awkward silence that preceded.😂
Not to give commercials, but I LOVE Carrot Weather! It is snarky in just the right ways. We have been having a ton of rain lately in our area and it is sometimes comforting to view weather maps updating and to know how long the storm will be over you. ⛈️
I’m with you Jennifer! I’ve #@%&$ had it with all these frickin’ steaming services! I don’t know what I have, I have duplicate services, I have premium subscriptions that still have commercials! Hello FTC! Do your $#@*% job!
My husband had a friend that was a “wino” (what I call a connoisseur 😉). I always told him the more it tastes like grape juice, the better I like it. 🤣 I’m definitely NOT a wino!
What I hate is when all the network channels go to the weather all evening. Looks to me like they could have a plan for one of them to do it on a rotating basis. Thank goodness for streaming channels.
Enjoyed the podcast today. I also had to zoom through 4 commercials. I have a premium subscription so I don’t have to hear the commercials! I totally agree with you on this issue.
💯! Ive lived in tornado, hurricane, earthquake, blizzard and drought states including Oklahoma. I don't pay attention to the weather either, except to check temperature to see if I need a coat.
I so agree about put it all on ONE THING! I’m about to NEED them to get it together! I’m dropping Direct TV for the robbery they are every month, but I’m so afraid I’m going to be all over the place looking for one thing! Ugh 😩
For labor and delivery I can confidently say it was the worst time of my life and the worst day. The day I brought my baby into this world was not the “best day ever” and I’m tired of people claiming it is. I will NOT tell anyone my birth story if they plan on having kids/ are pregnant & if they don’t ask…. Nobody needs to know that terror
Weather. Several years ago a local NBC station had ads on every few minutes about how they recently acquired 1 million watts of power for their weather forecasting system. Meanwhile, they were predicting about 4 inches of snow. The next day I emailed my comment to the station's weather department: "Your 1 million watts of power predicted 4 inches of snow yesterday. My zero-watt yardstick measured 24 inches of snow in my backyard.
11:22 cup the vape in your hand, and if you hold it in for like 6 seconds and let it out slowly through your nose...that works while walking through airports
That Braille question is an old one, but it’s still just as hilarious now as the first time I read it. I’d love to know what happened between the question and the edit.
As far as the kid with the bad review…let me tell you something about kids, they can’t stand to see their parents enjoying themselves and want to rebel against anything that makes us happy ! I’ve had it !!!
I like you cuz you are different and can be raw. Maybe you can do a segment on what people ( mostly men) hate to hear women talk about - women talking about their kids or always bringing up their kids). What makes them think anyone gives a “S” about their kids. Must be that materna thing. Keep it up
Okay so i need to say something here. Screenshot is the past tense. You can screenshoot something. Screenshotting kinda doesn't make sense because that should more like a screen record situation. However you can say "im screenshotting that later." I guess but the better phrase would be "Im going to screenshot (or screenshoot) that later. Finally screenshotted is not a word... It is not the past tense of taking a screenshot.. screenshot is the past tense based on context clues in the sentence. Thanks I needed to let that out.
You ladies forget Norman Okla a few years ago... My sister's house was totally blown away s in a closet in their kitchen with her oldest daughter in it was the only part of the house standing ...seriously... You can look it up. It picked up their cae and placed it on top of the debre leaning it against the closet that my neice was hiding in...yes she survived... It was about as scary crazy as anything Ive ever seen. So yeah there's that.
I AM NEVER EVER EVER EVER LISTENING TO THIS PODCAST AGAIN… WHILE HAVING LUNCH, I almost R.I.P.ed myself (via chocking on rice) after listening to Pumps saying she told an Olive Garden Hostess she loved her 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kylie, fortunately or unfortunately that Coachella line was satire. It was a revolve x pizza slime collab, which is like a very unserious brand lol And the lines went to the same party and you did not have to use a specific entrance
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😂😂OMG the Meow Moment to the final countdown is HILARIOUS!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣😂
I asked a tv meteorologist why they hyped up the weather. He gave me the most honest response; we are selling advertising! Enough said!
The 7-11 story killed me🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the laughs, girls🇨🇦💕
Jennifer losing her shit over Pumps Olive Garden "I love you" story is really the quintessential example of their relationship. Pumps is just pure joy that Jennifer is injecting directly in her veins.
Pumps, your outfit is outstanding! Such a great color scheme for your complexion.
I've Had It with Aaron Rodgers and Harrison Butker 💯
I wouldn't use either 1 of em as a douche bag.
Harrison took "tlic" out of his last name. Prove me wrong.
"If I was that bad at my job and created mass hysteria I wouldn't have my job! " Well Preachers and Megachurchers are thriving from that kind of work 👏
Keep in mind that they are selling!
“I just hold it in”
‘…I don’t think that’s..good..’
DEAD
Did Pumps just admit to vaping on planes? I cannot 💀
the way jen just went "....alright moving along-" DEAD
she’s so real😭
Jen, the one big thing with all the subscriptions together used to be called TV. These subscriptions services are all bamboozling us.
What about Prime that charges us I think $150/yr now and wants to give us ads unless we pay on top of that? Their catalog isn’t that great.
I was thinking the same thing.
I absolutely love that Pumps has a real complaint (weather and meteorologists) and we’re like eh, yeah, but STREAMING APPS, and I’m agreeing with Jen😆
Love how Pumps kept saying “that’s something I’d do” after every scenario 😂
I love waking up with MeeMaw FM in the morning
Clever😉
“WHY DID SHE DO THAT?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am in tears at this episode
Who's that f@#&ing nerd, steaming coffee, I just hold it in, all had me roflmfao. And I'm not totally sure why.🤣🤣🤣
Back in the day, I worked at McDonald's. The phone rang the minute I got home, i answered, "welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?" I was horified and threw the phone at my mother.
Patriot women let’s go 🔥🔥
I want the audio of Jen meowing as my new ringtone
Was at a party where I brought a few bottles of fancy wine and they were acting like wine experts but when we ran out of wine they replenished from the local gas station 😅😅😅
At a traffic stop the girl asked the cop don’t you know who my father is and the cop said why didn’t your mother tell you.
😂🤣😂🤣😂👍
I’m never going to be able to listen to the final countdown now without meowing!
I'm thinking of putting something like "I mastered the Big Wheel at 13" on my resume, and when they ask me about it, I'll tell them it's the same reason Van Halen put the brown M & M's clause in their rider.
'Why did she do that?!' 🤣🤣🤣
To be fair Pumps in Olive Garden we are family
The streaming services are ripping us off now.
Putting all streaming in one place would be a total monopoly. The fact that there are multiple choices gives the illusion that we're not there yet
Multiple streaming services bundled together used to be called “cable”. Hmm, what’s old is new again!
Pumps, I spit my coffee and started cackling w the Olive Garden story 🤣🤣
This episode had me in stitches, could not stop laughing 🤣
14:50 - Best place to say “I Love You”, Pumps… At Olive Garden, you’re family!
Waking up to a new podcast from these awesome patriots! Gonna be a great day!
As always you two keep me sane.
My new activity while bored now will be to meow to the final countdown.
I've done the "Bye love you!"; to a young woman I worked with and had given a ride to meet her mother at the school where she worked. We worked together as Paras at a high school, and her mother worked at an elementary school. It was so embarrassing and awkward, and I just chalked it up to my daughter also being in the car.
Eating olive stones! I was at a party in the late seventies and there were several beer cans on the table that I set mine down on. I picked up what I thought was my beer can but instead it was someone else's beer that they had put their cigarette out in and I took a drink and before I realized it I gulped and...swallowed it. I still shudder when I think of that.
there is almost no time at which the weather matters short of a natural disaster...Love someone raised in Houston.
One of the BEST episodes!! hugs from Spain.
There are real dangers to trusting the automatic setting when multitasking.
Identical twins: I figured it out and asked my co-worker, "Do you have a twin that works here?" I have identical twin siblings and it is on my radar. Then there are those bipolar people...
One of your best programs, thank you
That show was amazing, please do more of these I work at a middle school and after dealing with our youth all day I needed this thank you so much 😅
What I don't miss from living in Missouri are all of the tornado warnings... the blaring horns. Urgh!
A snappy response to "Do you know who I am?" Reply: Hey everyone, would someone please tell him/her who they are? He/she doesn't seem to know. 🤣
A couple of years ago I took an office job after being in construction for 20 years. My coworkers and I shared calendars via Microsoft outlook. After a couple of days I filled out my calendar with the word busy for everyday that I worked because that is what their calendars said when I referenced them on my computer screen. I did it for a month before I figured out that on their real calendars they had appointments and when looked at on my screen it didn't tell me exactly what they had scheduled it just said "busy" .
Meowing through a song lets you build your mix voice to be able to sing contemporary commercial music easier. I do it all the time! In the car, doing mundane chores , out grocery shopping behind my mask 🤣😂🤣😂. It’s a singer thing. I’m that f’ing Nerd!🤣🤣🤣🤣
That vape joke has to be the funniest thing I've heard in a long time 🤣 "you saw that too?" stealing that one 💀
Omfg Pumps😂 sometimes on the airplane you’re just stuck. She’s real for that
Awwwww. That truly sucks beyond belief that people are mean-tweeting about your show. "Old hags"...? I think not. Who are these incels? Ladies, the more they hate you, the more we love you! Stay strong as always! (PS: Kylie (sp?) is a great addition to your podcast!)
PS: I love the "Meows."
Listening to this episode on the way to work was the best! I laughed so hard I had to do a makeup check from the laughing/crying going on.
I got so excited when I heard the first line out the gate “first of all, I’ve had it with hysteria” bc I’ve been thinking about how amazing a Hysteria/IHIP collab would be… and then thought “maybe there’s a reason they haven’t been guests on each others pods ala turf war” so when I heard pumps say she’d had it with Hysteria I did whatever the ear version of a double take is 😂 I feel like yall are definitely sharing agencies, this should totally happen!
Pumps over here ghosting rips on the airplane! 🤣
Thank you! I have major PTSD from tornados an lightning, an these meteorologist like "Panic Payne" only make my anxiety worse. I get that we need notice but, to continually stay on air for ratings is ridiculous.
Very good ladies. My go to podcast from a day of lifeguarding. Continues my awesome day. Thank you
I'm in the Tulsa area. Tulsa meteorologists are pretty calm. OKC meteorologists are their own breed. I watch OKC weather unfold as sport. I found I am not alone. People on X, from all across the country, will watch & comment, not on OKC tornado threats unfolding, but on the meteorologists reporting on them. I swear, there are practically David Payne watch parties. He's the best one! 😂
"What a piss poor comment" 😂. Y'all need to step up to the challenge!!! "Are you not entertained?" They're bored
I've nearly choked on my lunch ,you have made me laugh so much😂😂😂
i am with you on the streaming. My mom said to me when cable was just starting she said oh don't worry you will get commercials on cable and she was so right!
A friend used to work at an ice cream store. When she was bored she liked to mess with the customers. One day a lady came in and asked for strawberry topping on her banana split. My friend replied, " we're all out." When the lady inquired further, my friend said, "the crop died."
When we left Hawaii, we had our car shipped to LA and were going to drive across country to do some sightseeing. Someone asked my ex how we got the car there, and he told them the bridge. For a second they believed him.
@@kconway2263 my mom just realized a couple months ago that the pentagon is called the pentagon because it's shaped like a pentagon. and yes, she's a devout ignorant christian.
In S FL, where in summer it rains every afternoon, there was AM rock station. The DJ would just say , what you see is what you get.
As someone who has worked in the wine industry and is somewhat educated in it, I couldn’t agree more! I’ve HAD IT!
Pumps, I accidentally told my vet I loved her (when she was taking care of Larry David my Flemish giant bunny), and she actually responded "I love you too" back...lol you can only imagine the awkward silence that preceded.😂
Not to give commercials, but I LOVE Carrot Weather! It is snarky in just the right ways. We have been having a ton of rain lately in our area and it is sometimes comforting to view weather maps updating and to know how long the storm will be over you. ⛈️
I’m with you Jennifer! I’ve #@%&$ had it with all these frickin’ steaming services! I don’t know what I have, I have duplicate services, I have premium subscriptions that still have commercials! Hello FTC! Do your $#@*% job!
The party where the 1 million subs people go to the left, under 1 million subs go to the right reminds of the Black Mirror episode.
pumps says she doesn’t know if she’s creative enough to do the meow- but she created a dik-fil-a box entirely on her own
Love that Jenn can hear lightning ❤
My husband had a friend that was a “wino” (what I call a connoisseur 😉). I always told him the more it tastes like grape juice, the better I like it. 🤣 I’m definitely NOT a wino!
Omg I’m sorry people need to be mean. As an older woman and artist I love this
Thanks to Gary, all I can see now is that dang electrical outlet! 😂
No literally I'm over it with the streaming services! Glad you brought up, super relevant!!
Pumps, you have a dog named Blaze? So did I a long time ago. I've never heard of any other dog named that. He was a Sheltie. 💙
What I hate is when all the network channels go to the weather all evening. Looks to me like they could have a plan for one of them to do it on a rotating basis. Thank goodness for streaming channels.
The meteorologist always hype up storms or cold and hot fronts like it's Armageddon. Meanwhile the same weather happens every year.
Enjoyed the podcast today. I also had to zoom through 4 commercials. I have a premium subscription so I don’t have
to hear the commercials! I totally agree with you on this issue.
💯! Ive lived in tornado, hurricane, earthquake, blizzard and drought states including Oklahoma. I don't pay attention to the weather either, except to check temperature to see if I need a coat.
I so agree about put it all on ONE THING! I’m about to NEED them to get it together! I’m dropping Direct TV for the robbery they are every month, but I’m so afraid I’m going to be all over the place looking for one thing! Ugh 😩
Over 50% of Direct TV subscription goes to Fox News. No one needs cable anymore.
For labor and delivery I can confidently say it was the worst time of my life and the worst day. The day I brought my baby into this world was not the “best day ever” and I’m tired of people claiming it is. I will NOT tell anyone my birth story if they plan on having kids/ are pregnant & if they don’t ask…. Nobody needs to know that terror
I was NOT surprised at all Pumps said she loves the host lmaoooo
Good stories. Thanks for sharing.
Pumps had my first thought in his chicken too lol
I accidentally messaged Antonio at chicken and pickle that I loved him and I was really talking to my dog!
Truly this must be a holy place. 😢
The resume could’ve been blamed on a ghost writer. 😂
Unfortunately if Karen returned the other 2 drinks she'd be in the right. 😂
Weather. Several years ago a local NBC station had ads on every few minutes about how they recently acquired 1 million watts of power for their weather forecasting system. Meanwhile, they were predicting about 4 inches of snow. The next day I emailed my comment to the station's weather department:
"Your 1 million watts of power predicted 4 inches of snow yesterday. My zero-watt yardstick measured 24 inches of snow in my backyard.
11:22 cup the vape in your hand, and if you hold it in for like 6 seconds and let it out slowly through your nose...that works while walking through airports
That Braille question is an old one, but it’s still just as hilarious now as the first time I read it. I’d love to know what happened between the question and the edit.
I just found out about your podcast and I love it. I think you are hilarious.
Lol breathe your vape excel into your shirt/blanket.None the wiser 👍
I miss episodes when listeners would call in with their I've had its! 💕
As far as the kid with the bad review…let me tell you something about kids, they can’t stand to see their parents enjoying themselves and want to rebel against anything that makes us happy ! I’ve had it !!!
I don’t mind the commercials 🤷🏽♀️… I refuse to pay extra 😂
I like you cuz you are different and can be raw. Maybe you can do a segment on what people ( mostly men) hate to hear women talk about - women talking about their kids or always bringing up their kids). What makes them think anyone gives a “S” about their kids. Must be that materna thing. Keep it up
Okay so i need to say something here. Screenshot is the past tense. You can screenshoot something. Screenshotting kinda doesn't make sense because that should more like a screen record situation. However you can say "im screenshotting that later." I guess but the better phrase would be "Im going to screenshot (or screenshoot) that later. Finally screenshotted is not a word... It is not the past tense of taking a screenshot.. screenshot is the past tense based on context clues in the sentence. Thanks I needed to let that out.
You ladies forget Norman Okla a few years ago... My sister's house was totally blown away s in a closet in their kitchen with her oldest daughter in it was the only part of the house standing ...seriously... You can look it up. It picked up their cae and placed it on top of the debre leaning it against the closet that my neice was hiding in...yes she survived... It was about as scary crazy as anything Ive ever seen. So yeah there's that.
I AM NEVER EVER EVER EVER LISTENING TO THIS PODCAST AGAIN… WHILE HAVING LUNCH, I almost R.I.P.ed myself (via chocking on rice) after listening to Pumps saying she told an Olive Garden Hostess she loved her 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So Jackie wants cable.... What a novel idea
The signs at the party were a joke… both ways went to the same party 😊
Kylie, fortunately or unfortunately that Coachella line was satire. It was a revolve x pizza slime collab, which is like a very unserious brand lol
And the lines went to the same party and you did not have to use a specific entrance
Prime sort of does that ..for some things...
I have had it with commercials on streaming services
I’m new here and need to know why is Pumps called Pumps??😊😂