Batman Gets a DUI (Feat. Jacksfilms)
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- Опубликовано: 15 мар 2024
- Batman's downward spiral continues as he is pulled over by a traffic cop. How will our hero get out of this one? Is it really a crime if you're having fun? Probably yeah!
Officer Kane voiced by @jacksfilms
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Erm, I find it HIGHLY UNLIKELY that the world's greatest detective would ever be vulnerable enough to be issued a DUI. In this essay, I will highlight the grotesque fallacies shown in this "comedic" video (but I'm not laughing)
True it's full of plot holes. Rating this Solid jj skit a 0/10.
Oh god no, there are followers of the cult of the bat arguing that their god wasnt shown as perfect all the freaking time.
Go ride his batstick
@@youtubestudiosucks978 Bro we're fucking with you lmao it's obvious satire. Do you even know what RUclipsr you're replying to???
@@PosiWritesStories all 3 of you?
Eerm, actually, derp derp
"In other news, Bruce Wayne is arrested for driving drunk after coming out of costume party."
Hah! underrated comment.
Considering how many back up plans he has for himself like getting medical treatment after a battle by faking a car crash or posting insane ways that “bruce wayne is Batman” on online forms so that no one will believe the person who does post that online. I wouldn’t be surprised if something like this is in Batman’s plans/actually works
10 bucks says jason was the one who called the cops on him
Bruh this deserves way more likes😂😂
He was so committed to the bit he even built a Batmobile!
"A Lincoln?"
"Actually, it's a batmobile"
Favorite part
Based on a true story that the actual Batmobile got impounded. it was told in a special feature video in the DVD version of the 66 Batman movie
He even posed for the police camera!
Oh thanks buddy, I do get the joke now. :D
The original Batmobile is actually a Lincoln Futura concept car.
Actually, I don't get the joke. Is a Lincoln also a type of car?
This is why Batman does most of his driving at night.
He's rolling around, high as a kite, fighting "bad guys" - clowns and scarecrows...
@@bovanshi6564plant and cat women too
@@bovanshi6564 It's definitely possible that he made the shark repellant by himself.
@@americanwallace5216 don't forget all of his adopted children too
@@bovanshi6564And random goons who are probably mostly just guys trying to feed there families even if that means working for super villians.
0:48: Batman mimicking the rope-climbing bit from the 60s as a force of habit is pure comedy gold.
OH THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS! I was so confused when he did it. Thanks!!
For a split second when he started I thought he was getting groovy a la Adam West Batman dance party style.
@@deslacoodaAbsolutely. I also thought it was the Batusi.
for a bit more context, most rope-climbing scenes were actually filmed horizontally and not adjacent to a vertical wall. This way, the actors were safe by just walking on a flat surface.
Absolutely!!
Seems like prep time won’t save him from this one.
He could have sobered up
Spent all his prep time shoving that penny in his car
20 decades of prep time, who will win?
The drinks were his prep time
He just didn't had enough prep time.
that cop knew he was lying because he knows everyone loves fentanyl, sharks included
Does that also include King Shark?
Not an an entire canister of it - Those sharks be swimmin in the underworld after getting hit with that much.
@@CyanRooper King shark once asked the CIA for help with the fentanyl problem in his community. His community was never the same.
@@DARKthenoble King Shark: I'm declaring war on anyone who sells drugs to the community.
The CIA: But King Shark, I sell drugs to the community!
420th like 😎
0:47 classic Adam West Batman
I don't know how!
I loved that reference!
@AK-qh6lr Adam West was a real actor that played batman in the original tv series before playing as himself in family guy
That, the Batmobile design, the shark repelent…
@@sinisterthoughts2896ok...
“It’s a penny. It’s got the guy…you know…the penny guy?”
“A. Lincoln?”
“Actually, it’s a Batmobile!”
*thumbs up to the dashcam*
I mean, you got to set up the joke, it would be a crime not too!
I dont get it
@@sfsd_Lincoln Is the name of car brand, so Batman was making a snarky remark by “correcting” the cop that it’s a Batmobile, even though he was talking about the penny
He tried calling his lawyer but apparently he just had half his face burnt, real tragic, hope he can mentally recover from that.
Pay him with the giant penny.
I wouldn't have trusted his lawyer anyway. I've heard things about him. Like, he's the kind of person who acts one way when he's alone, and acts completely different when there's other people in the room. I'm pretty sure there's a name for people like that, but it escapes me at the moment...
Holy Traffic stop, Batman!
"You'd be surprised how much sharks hate Fentynol!" I can't breathe
edit: corrected 'breathe' to be the correct tense/version of the word because @jaoheah wanted it that way
breathe* You used breath, as in short of breath.
@@Jaoheahhe ran out of breath writing the commen
The sequel to cocaine bear, fentanyl shark.
So Fentanyl is King Shark's weakness?
Neither can the sharks.
I'm surprised the punchline at the end of the video wasn't Bruce Wayne paying off Batman's bail in a totally not suspicious and normal way.
Yeah but that would be obvious.
@@diannejohn5346 So obvious that we'd never see it coming!
yeah that would have been funny
@@diannejohn5346yeah cause none of these videos ever end on a obvious note cringe
... immediately thought of Kim Potter trial when policeman went, “taser taser taser!” Guess what I thought the punchline was going to be?
Superman could hear all that and made a conscious choice to continue about his day as if he hadn't.
I don’t know why but him doing the rope walk was the funniest thing part 😂
"Sir... stop."
"I don't know how!"
He knew 127 fighting styles, but too bad one of them wasn't Drunken Master.
Yeah, but being able to effectively USE that fighting style while actually drunk is pure science-fantasy fiction.......... Wait!
Cop: "What's in this shark repellent?"
Also cop: *doesn't even ask about the explosives and edged weapons*
As a cop, I'm sure he's no stranger to Surviving Edged Weapons.
@@MegaManXPoweredUpOh, sure. Standard procedure is to run and hide behind a tree, then scream and draw his gun when an acorn lands on his shoulder. :P
@@Archone666 At least it wasn't a guy with razor blades sewn into his blue Coca-Cola hat.
@@Archone666Then again, Batman is white.
Batman dosent pay his taxes either so it was only a matter of time before they found out his other crimes
He doesn't, but Bruce Wayne does
“Who always pays their taxes? NOT BATMAN!”
God, I love that movie.
@@nb2008ncBruce Wayne is a billionaire, that son of a bitch doesn't pay his taxes
@@Red-ks2cf He's a fictional billionaire in a comic series. Why feel the need to insert your billionaire hate-boner every place it don't belong?
He pays extra taxes because he can't write off a batmobile as a business expense for obvious reasons.
Nice try Solid, but the REAL Batman would have taser repellant in his utility belt!😤
Problem is, that was ALSO just fentanyl.
@@hopelessclownI don’t see how that’s a problem tasers hate fentanyl
*Bat Taser Repellent
I love how Batman running away at the end was just a couple of still frames but the tasing itself was really smoothly animated. The priorities were right.
That was just 2 frames
"It says right here on your license that you're Bruce Wayne."
Batman: "That's uh... not me..."
"Batman you're under arrest for indentity theft."
Don’t worry, Batman has the power of evading the law!
Also called having a sh*t ton of money.
@@Daniel_3322yeah that's what he said
@@Daniel_3322Batman has no money! He gets all his money from Bruce Wayne!
"What like with super powers?"
"No your honor, shitloads of money!"
The teaser said otherwise.
This is just not believable!
A police officer successfully using his taser?! What fantastic universe is this?
He's probably a Metropolis Cop. I believe they have actual time and resources to properly train their police department personnel. As such they no doubt have a really low rate of accidental firearm discharge.
@@larrylaffer3246 It's also the fact that a taser dart must make contact with skin. Baggy clothing, or say a cape, will defeat them
The clip, of the guy running over the highway getting tazed on the first lane and promptly splatting, comes to mind.
Yea Solid definitely don't watch Donut)
There aren’t any acorns present, Which clearly dampen police force
1:07 that joke is funny to a car nerd like me because the batmobile was based on a Lincoln Futura concept car from 1955
The cop even has Jack’s hairline. What an immersive masterpiece.
"You'd be surprised how much sharks hate fentynal."
There's a line with words I never thought I'd hear put together in a sentence. XD
"You'd be surprised how much sharks hate fentanyl" -Batman
Facts.
I appreciate that you went the extra mile of getting the actual comic accurate number of martial arts Batman knows.
The Batmobile is in no way street legal
Course not it doesn’t have a license plate.
They got to catch him first. Thats what I assumed was the deal.
neither is a monster truck but what are they gonna do besides become pancakes
It’s a makeshift car and in some versions it’s highly militaristic or just a vintage car
- Arkham knight basically a hybrid between a Tank and a car
- the Batman exposed engine no license plate makeshift car with jet engine on the back
- the original classic Batmobile is just a normal red car not kidding 1939
- Frank miller riot tank Batmobile is just a Goddamn Tank
- Nolan Batmobile is a experimental military prototype off road vehicle
Pretty sure the one Jeff Dunham drove was.
Joker: Great news Batsie. We're roomies now.
Batman: Get me out of here!
I guess there was no scenario in Bruce's mind where the Batman would get tasered. Back to the Batboard.
This was an actual thing from the Adam West Batman show. I'm not even kidding. Batman goes to a casino / bar with Robin, and just starts drinking for the fun of it. Then, Robin gets nabbed by a bad guy, and a drunk Batman stumbles after him with his keys in his hand, shouting "I've got to find Robin!" But a team of cops show up, and take his keys away from him, telling him "No, you're not in any condition to drive, Batman." So the episode ends on a cliffhanger with a very drunk Batman shouting "No! I've got to find ROBIN!" and crying while a bunch of cops hold him back.
Eh, still more believable and than a Bat-Credit Card.
Batman wasn't actually inebriated in that scene. His drink had been rufied by the Riddler.
@@robertwagstaff1126So inebriated then. 🙄
Inebriated>drunk, intoxicated
Intoxicated>drunk, under the influence of drugs
@@PhoenixAttact You know what I mean.
Are you sure that that isn't the last hang over movie?
Batman: You would be surprised how much a shark hates fentanyl. 10/10 no notes
The cop knew nothing about Batman's fight with space Hitler? He probably did Nazi the fight.
Jacksfilms? This is gonna be great
fuck bro I didn't even realize
it's in the ntitle@@bedro_0
@@bedro_0In the title bro
@@LocalSlasher yeah i'm pretty sure that was edited, I saw the video 3 mins after it was posted lol
@@bedro_0 Oh shit my bad
[60s window-climb power move]
Cop: Sir, stop!
Batman: I don't know how!
You fucking with me? I love Solid JJ version of Batman 😂
In Brazil when someone drink too much or use too much drugs we use the expression "he is crazier than Batman".
this is real?? god, I love Brazilians
Batman in the back of the police car.
"C'mon, you can't arrest me. Half your prison is full because of me. I'll be picked on in there. You should be thanking me, because of me you can sit around doing nothing because I'm always the one arresting the fucking criminals."
Cop: batman, just be lucky we've let you keep the cowl to help maintain your secret identity until the court date.
Cop: Batman, do you realize how many layoffs you've caused in the legal force by doing our jobs for us? Why pay us to work when the city can get free labor from the weirdo in the furry outfit? Pretty sure you're also filed as an employee so that someone can embezzle your "salary" for working for the city. I would investigate that... but, well, I'm getting laid off so it's not my problem for much longer anyway.
Can't wait to see the follow up of Batman in jail and Aquaman comes to pay the bail gets annoyed at his insults and just leaves
“I’ve trained myself in over 127 different fighting styles. I am the peak of human physique!”
**Proceeds* *to* *run* *away**
He'll take his chance with evading, assaulting an officer could get him killed!
When he said taser 3 times i was fully expecting a gunshot at the end
If he just have enough prep time, he could drink and drive without getting caught
I mean, technically if you put the prep time in between the drinking part and the driving part... Yes.
Police brutality? I feel like a tazer is the least you can expect to get when you try to run away from being arrested for something you definitely did. XD
Thank you for including the watermark of most police body cams in the top right.
TASER TASER TASER! -said Dumbledore, calmly
Adam West Batman had his keys taken by the cops because he was drunk.
Remember that time Rachel tried to tase Bale Batman but failed because his suit stopped it?
Loved it; the 'wall-walking a straight line' thing is priceless. The Lincoln thing was damn good, but... ;)
That officer doesn't know the Batmobile has a self-driving function lol.
It also has OnStar in spite of safety features on the inside, it being built like a tank and it having GPS, remote access to the Batcomputer and built-in comms systems. Thus making OnStar entirely redundant...
"You'd be surprised how much sharks hate Fentanyl" just made me bust out laughing. 🤣😆🤣🤣
1:09 the pose at the camera 💀
If the GCPD were as a fraction as effective with the villains as they are when Batman is framed for a crime, Gotham would be the safest city in the U.S.
"I don't know how!" I'm dying
From now on, every time i find myself at the bar, i'm calling that "prep time".
If Batman had prep time he would have totally avoided being arrested for a DUI
This just reminds me of Megas XLR.
The main character, Coop, saves the world from alien invasions and kaiju attacks, but his mech still got towed to the impound lot and he had to get his ID updated and pay money to get it back, all while aliens rampaged in the background. funniest shit.
And in the same episode, the most legendary animation gag makes its debut.
Ok it ain't that grand, but it is a giant robot leveling the DMV to a point beyond overkill.
If it weren't for that one huggbees video I would have no idea what the penny's deal is.
Huggbees!
"You'd be surprised by how much sharks hate fentanyl" is one of the best lines ever. 😂
After this, Batman bought the police
1:28 you’d think he’d make his suit taser proof
I barely clocked that the cop was Jacksfilms. Great vid!
This feels important somehow. I look forward to the sequel, where Robin has to post his bail.
I LOL'd at the rope-walk. Well done!
All that metal on his suit really didn't help when he got tazed... I'd be surprised if he didn't die 💀
Space Mustache Man?? Ohhh noooo!!!
I love these because they take care to put them in the old style look.
I appreciate how the only 2 camera angles are body and dashboard cam for absolute realism
I guess Batman could have used some pig repellent.
Batman can't keep that around, otherwise he would never get to see his first son again!
(Context for anyone unfamiliar with it: the first robin grows up to be nightwing and has a day job as a cop)
>Dark Knight
>Taser
Sure thing bud
Hilarious how we’re seeing this through the dash and body cam footage. Like we’re in court after Batman sued.
Please do more of this kinda skits!!!! This is hilarious 😂
Too bad he didn’t have prep time cause if he did he probably could’ve bribed the cop or just driven away knowing the police car can’t catch the Batmobile
I don't think a Taser would stop him
thats why when you're drunk, take the batplane
The comedic timing is amazing
Jack is legitimately an underrated voice actor. This and that one Cyanide and Happiness sketch he voiced in really show he's got a knack for this.
How Solid jj managed to get several famous folk online and outside the Internet to voice his skits is amazing!
"I've- I've got no
fucking clue dude" GOT ME WHEEZING-! XD
Been looking forward to this one. Solid JJ uploads have now become the prime moment of my life. Never stop doing an amazing job dude.
Why does man drive irresponsibly? Does he jingle berries?
31 seconds ago is crazy
I Love this channel!! One of the funniest channels out there
Do you know who also got a DUI?
MY MOM
Me and Batman are alike
Batman and I are alike...
Our parents are dead
@@asahearts1 I’m secretly Batman (I’m also an alcoholic)
@@Ccrey_ Give me $1 billion and a go at Black Canary or I spill your secret identity and also your scotch.
@@asahearts1 orrrr I go to the casino and bet 1 billion on red
@@Ccrey_ Hey, I'll settle for Batgirl, but only if she's been paralyzed.
It took me over a minute to realize who voiced the cop.
Solid JJ and John'sMovies, this is a perfect combination!
We talk not of the Penny Plunderer, and ABSOLUTELY not how Batman fit that thing in the trunk 😭
I’d like to see a continuation of this
Amazing detail of thepolice officer having a big forhead 😂
Glad you noticed
@@TheFrenchPineapple Hi and also i love you vids on tik tok :D
@tomaskermitproductions541 thanks buddy!
I been binge watching these w weeklyish jj🔥🔥
Glad I was binging your videos for the eighteenth time when you uploaded!
Absolutely awesome! This was the best in a while
Just proves Batman needs to be prepared in most fights
I love how one of your voice actors sounds like Stan from American Dad. It is funnier in certain contexts when some jokes are told. This video was one of them. Thank you for posting.
Man you have the best ad reads on this whole site.
When you reach that point that half of your video is an ad.
Can't arrest him, he's Batman! xD
I am just admiring the animation here.
But to be fair, he had no prep time
the animation is getting better
Love this so much, and that the art was og