The Muppets Euthanasia Special
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- Опубликовано: 8 мар 2024
- Kermit meets with Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and his assistant Beaker to use science to find the solution to life's greatest problem; living.
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To be fair, he literally named it Bonesium, he should've known it would go for the bones.
Should've named it Lifesium.
Then they would have had no life, and been as miserable as a youtube comment section.
For some reason I can't see "Lifesium" without getting _House of the Dead 2_ vibes even though that was about protecting "THE LIFE CYCLE".
This is, word for word, what went through my head seeing the video. I don't know if I should be proud of ashamed.
More like Lifeisn'tisium.
@@Xomage999Is that not exactly what they wanted?
With the revelation of what meep meep translates to, this likely means that either Road Runner was suicidal, or was telling Coyote to kill himself
Given what a sadistic bastard the Roadrunner seems to be, it could easily be both since toying with Wily E. seems to be the only thing that keeps him amused/alive.
Hmmm....so that means the Road Runner never actually meant to go through that painted tunnel all along, it was just some freak accident...he wanted to break his neck and was denied, every time.
LowTierRunner
It was no accident,@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785. Like every speedster in the universe created by Warner Bros, the Roadrunner can run so fast, his molecules can phase through solid matter, essentially allowing him to run through walls without any injury whatsoever.
The roadrunner said beep beep not meep meep. So, in terms of censored speech in early cartoons, the road runner was taunting Wile E. Coyote by calling him a b*itch ass or something to that affect.
Muppet labs hasn't yet experienced the latest technology of a gun
They should get Lex Luthor's patented "regular gun!"
"Morty, check it out, I did some science to me portal gun. Now it's also a real gun. I've got a real gun, Morty."
I think they refer to it as the Handling of the Softius Pistoling Petrollus
How's he gonna aim it? he has no eyes and beaker has no bones.
Kermit's holding out on em
"our God is a cruel one"
*Canned Laughter*
Relatable.
Its a funny twist of irony coming from his previous standpoint of being pretty nihilistic except about advancing science.
He advocates his own right to end their lives etc but when he fucks up and suddenly it is God's fault.
Its such a subtle way to display madness. Very good.
If it helps, the recordings used by that particular style of laugh track are now so old that most of the people you're hearing laugh will be dead.
@@bewilderbeestie i dont get why people think that is creepy. thats the case with all old media. with most books you are exploring the thoughts of a dead person.
Literally me fr fr
Guys, I think Solid jj is trying to tell us something through these titles.
I REALLY hope not
"Its a tuf economy. Gotta do whats needed for more breathing space"
“Holocaust Beams Go”
Meep meep
Anybody who says otherwise is selling something
I love how getting the jacket is his biggest and only achievement in 47 years.
Hey, for a muppet that doesn't have eyes and has just been guessing where to go I'd say he's doing pretty good
TBF it’s a really nice jacket
Honestly, a good inspiration, simple goals
The punk and metal scenes in a nutshell
If he’s blind and didn’t know he was wearing glasses then how did he already know he was wearing a jacket? Or…Well, he did have 47 years to figure it out I guess…just not enough years to figure out the glasses. Huh.
"I think there's a moral thing. O-of not letting you kill yourself."
"No, but Kermit, it's for *SCIENCE.* "
Love him or hate him, he might be on to something.
Science has become the new Allah.
@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 Wrong, since science is based on observable, quantifiable and demonstrable facts. Allah isn't.
Frogman: "That's not as huge as selling point as you think it is"
@@vanjazed7021 ALRIGHT BEAKER! TAKE A SIP OF THAT BONESIUM!! LET'S SEE IF WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE OUR MORTAL CLAIM!!!
@@ggkk8909
*sip* ....
MeeeeeeEeEeeEEEeEp
Fozzie: “Guess you could say God is *bad to the bone* WAKA WAKAA”
Kermit: "You're a horrible person, Fozzie."
Remember that Muppet Movie where it showed that humans and Muppets exist side by side? I genuinely want to know where exactly Muppets come from
Gonzo is an alien, and Oscar's trashcan is a portal to his world if I remember right. Don't know about the others.
same place Toons come from
@@Umbra_Ursus Kermit came from a swamp.
That's like... all muppet movies. Don't they all have a mixed cast of people and puppets? Muppets from Space only suggests Gonzo is an alien.
That's basically every Muppets project but on an interview Kermit once said he is an actual talking frog
“Clearly we haven’t been trying to add time to our lifespans.” Killed me. Perhaps we can tell an equally funny joke to Beaker and Doc in order to assist their goal.
Waldorf: First Gonzo, now the scientists? Who gonna get it next?
Statler: Us.
Waldorf: … Wh- what?
Statler: If the show keeps going long enough then we’ll be bored to death!
Both: DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
@@nikeiyomiuri2728Waldorf: Man you had me going for a moment there.
Statler: It takes me 30 minutes to get up every morning and my kids have abandoned me in a nursing home.
It occurs to me that Dr Benson Honeydew and Beaker are never confirmed to be actors doing skits. For all we know, Kermit saw this actual scientist and assistant duo and thought "Hey, that'd make a good act" and just threw them on stage to show off their experiments to an audience
That makes way to much sence.
I mean they appear in most muppet movies which are also movies in-universe, so they know how to act at least a little
“I’m planning to end it all.”
Audience: *Laugh Track*
"47 years, 2 months and 6 days"
Well that's an oddly specific number so it must mean something, I'm going to look it up
Using a date calculator I got the date January 3, 1977. There's a Sesame Street episode that aired on that day and a Muppets episode that aired on the 2nd of January, 1977
That's all I got
@@caitlinabbott7895 I appreciate the effort
@@caitlinabbott7895probably the episode the scientist dude was introduced
The only two things of significance i can find that were created that day were Apple Inc. and The Amazing Spider-Man.
So that means he was a baby when muppet show was on…yikes
Going from MatPat’s final theory to this gave me such whiplash my bones disintegrated.
Meep meep
I did the same thing lmao
Same
same
did you check the extra endings?
This make me very old when I see people acting like MatPat was their childhood... God, thinking kids grew up with RUclips is an horrifying thing to consider given the state it is in....
Might give a skit idea to SolidJJ , though.
"Don't fear death, fear immortality..."
-Droopy the Dog
And as I read that, I imagined it in Droopy Dog's voice. =^[.]^=
The doctor once made exploding clothes. This Bonesium is 100% something that would come from Muppet Labs!
"I've been guessing" fuck that's a lot more funnier than it had any right to be
At some point you gotta question how well Kermit is running the place if so many of his employees are trying to kill themselves.
well at least 2 of them are immortal so i reckon he planned ahead
There needs to be more muppets stuff
"I think you disintegrated his bones but- yeah the light are still on he- he's still alive"
"Oh my god he's Wolverine!"
"What?"
"You know, from that one episode about Magneto!"
After all this time Dr. Honeydew and Beaker should understand that none of their inventions work as intended. If they were seriously trying to end it all, they should be inventing a non-lethal drink.
There’s a million ways to say no………
unless you’re being bought by Disney. Then you have to stay in character.
99th like
The irony is that Disney then destroys your character by using it as propaganda for some woke message or another.
@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785is woke in the room with us right now?
Putting “woke” and Disney in the same sentence is such a case of oxymoron I don’t know how you bipedals manage to tie your own shoes without getting confused
@@pex_the_unalivedrunk6785define woke.
I laughed histerically at Beaker's suffering.
I am going to Hell, aren't I?
Meep meep!
I'll see you there.
no
Hell is going to you
(and me, cuz i also laughed)
Only if you follow it up with going to listen to Beaker's cover of Dust in the Wind to maximize his pain.
...But you wouldn't go to Super Hell, just like... Mini Hell.
Absolutely crazy how you got Swaggersouls to promote your gamersupps code! Nice work man!
My guy or gal I ummmm....that's just him doing a swaggersouls impression since u know he sounds almost like him when using his real voice.....😅
@@Ozzmodius69Yeah, that’s the joke.
@@Ozzmodius69 Yeah that's the joke dude xD
swaggersouls still exists?
He has a psyche ability to see without eyes
The laugh track is the most disturbing part lol
{Canned Laughter}
I have no eyes and I must see.
With a name like Bonesium, theres only two ways this could have gone. And Viagra was already invented, so...
This is literally the kind of humor the Muppets would do if the original crew were still making them. The Disney ones just aren't the same.
All the Muppets are comedically killing themselves. Soon it will just be Fozzie and Kermit solemnly talking about the deaths of all their co-stars and staff on stage with canned laughter.
I genuinely couldn’t tell u if that’s swagger or an impression cause of how close your voices are
*removes beaker's bones
"I can't believe God has done this"
‘Life is Pain’
*Jokes on you I’m into that!*
Oof😂😂😂
maybe thats why beaker always looks so terrified, he doesnt want to die, he's just too afraid to stop bunson
Dr Bunsen just gets straight to the point.
“I’ve been guessing” 😭😭😭😭
Kermit is being heavily concerned with the mental health of his fellow Muppets after that incident with Gonzo. He is trying really hard not to have a repeat of that.
I like how he’s been guessing where he’s going all his life and somehow got it right every time
“I have no eyes, Kermit”
You have a gift. A horrible, terrifying gift.
I’m convinced this isnt even fiction
Muppets really go through stuff like this
Honestly with how random these episodes are i wouldn't be surprised to see a title like
"Todays episode of the writers barely disguised fetish"
*Plot Twist:* Beaker wasn't ALWAYS suicidal. But that was back when he could say more than "Meep meep".
"Our God is a cruel one" poor guy should stop trying chemistry and just tell Kermit he hates Wilson's coffee
Amazing how you got the real Swagger got your sponsorship
The 2 Muppet Voices united at last
There doesn’t seem to be any significant to “47 years, 6 months, and 2 days” except for the fact that if you added that amount of time to the date that doctor honeydew first appeared in the muppet show (episode 108 , US premiere date of October 25th, 1976) it will be my 17th birthday.
To be honest, I though _Bonesium_ was going to give you bones.
Or boners 😂😂😂
Good job. You made the Bone Vanishing Juice.
I thought it was a recreation of the spell that fixed Harry Potter’s broken arm 😆😆
they're muppets, they technically don't have bones to disintegrate
Ya know they probably should have asked Gonzo before the guy bit the big one with that cannon accident. He had no trouble at all shuffling off the mortal coil while Dr.Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker are still struggling to work it out...
Hmm, I wonder if they could hold a seance to communicate with Gonzo's restless spirit for advice on unaliving one's self.
that's assuming they have souls.
@@jeanremi8384 ....they don't do they?
@@Randomyoutuber-4831 idk. Oh also according to some holy books suicide makes you straight up not go to heaven so be careful what you bring with gonzo
Being immortal beings who want to die but can't must be a horrifying existence.
Well, that's one way to cure boneitis.
Thank you mr. Solid for this new piece of content.
that was delightfully macabre. please continue providing awesome content.
They haven't quite nailed down which element it is, but it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton.
"Our God is a cruel one."
The delivery of that line made me laugh the hardest.
Can't belive the famed youtuber SwaggerSould got featured in this incredible video
If I didn't know better, id think that was actually Swagger Souls. Amazing impression, bruv
That swags impression is really spot on
Oh, how I have missed these Muppets videos. They’re what brought me to your channel.
The one chemical that calcium bros fear.
Your Muppet videos are the best!
bro your swagger impression is genuinely really good
I saw that opening joke from a mile away, and had a similar reaction. Great review, Dan!
The collab I was waiting for at the beginning
I cant get enough of your muppet vids. Great voices fr. Next jim henson
"I've been guessing" that line had me rolling bro
HE FINALLY DID IT! HE FINALLY DID THE SWAGGERSOULS VOICE!
Im glad he adressed the fact that he sounds exactly like swagger
That was so hilarious, I had to stop the video multiple time to just survive these jokes
Absolutely hilarious, this is your golden age of content 😂
"Oh hey Beeker how are you doing"
"No bones"
"Oh"
"I got this jacket... and that's enough for me!" 😂
I love how it feels like it would be real The Muppets Show episode.
*Learned more about importance of life thanks to the Muppets under Solid JJ’s direction*
Fuckin love the two of you making comedy.
Swaggersouls (might be imitation)😂😂😂 at the end was killing it lol
I love the constant thread in solid JJ videos of "seems that way"
OK, the theme of this video aside, this is absolutely one of your best ones, and it’s funny, in spite of itself!! 😂
He has no eyes and he must see...
These are always solid fucking gold
“I have no eyes, Kermit.” [canned laughter]
1:08 “I’ve been guessing”
The audience: *Respect for him immediately drops* 😂😂😅😅
“Where we’re going, you don’t need eyes to see.”
Solid JJ. Don't give up. We like u alot.
This video is less dark than I expected. They just removed Beaker's bones, it's all in good fun!
This channel is one of those types that I like to discover, binge every video, forget about for a while, remember it exists, and then binge every new video
I too got really good at guessing before getting glasses
I love all these videos but I think the muppet ones are my favorites.
I was waiting for Kermit mentioning his time on Omegle when he was suggesting to them to try something outside of those lab experiments
Wow.. I can’t believe you got THE swagger souls for a video
Funny how when Kermit was peddling coffee he was fine with killing anyone but he draws the line at scientifically created forms of euthanasia.
WOOOOHOOOOO THE CANADA SPECIAL IS HERE !!!
I'm not sure where it says about me and how many of these I've watched that this is went exactly where I thought it was going
“Our God is a cruel one.” Is such a hard line
Keep on trucking
Professor Honeydew trying to die in the most convoluted way possible.
Great work.
Keep doing the good work
“Our God is a cruel one.”
Yes, Disney can be very cruel.