A Boy Rubbed 1 Tube Pain Relief Cream Between His Legs. This Is What Happened To His Brain.
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- Опубликовано: 28 мар 2022
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These cases are patients who I, or my colleagues have seen. They are de-identified and many instances have been presented in more depth in an academic setting. These videos are not individual medical advice and are for general educational purposes only. I do not give medical advice over the internet.
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good feeling too
I love cream 🤤
10/10
Absolutely
Maerc doog
When someone eats a 3 week old pizza and ISN'T the patient, you know the story is about to be good.
You’ve never had 3 week old pizza? You’re missing out man
this couldve been a 2 in 1 video
@@Rher_the_Moon lmao good point
I drank 3 week expired milk once and luckily I only had diarrhea for 2-3 days
Three week old pizza? I find it difficult to eat pizza that's been in the refrigerator more than three days.
A secondary lesson: Should you find yourself "Presenting to the emergency room," tell the whole story no matter how embarrassing it is. It could save your life, and, let's be honest, the ER staff has almost certainly heard worse.
sometimes it does make you the ER spectacle... incredibly embarrassing to have to repeat your story to 4 different groups of giggling med students and nurses
I read a book once in the late-80s from EMTs and Paramedics about the oddest calls they'd been on. There were a few stories that I recall to this day. The woman that thought it was "romantic" to insert a rose stem - with thorns - into her boyfriend's urethra... And the couple that celebrated their wedding anniversary by using the husband's wedding band as a c--k ring. And the wine glass inserted in the rectum that broke internally...
This was in the 1980s, and I'm fairly certain the stories haven't gotten tamer as the years have passed. They probably have heard it all, and probably even treated the same issue a time or two (or spoke with a fellow doctor that has) and that could make the literal difference between life and death.
@@jacewulf4058 Yes, but embarrassment is rarely terminal.
@@jacewulf4058 But on the flip side, you're sure as shit gonna be remembered! 😂😂
If the ER staff HASN'T heard worse, you're setting their standards lower, which is better in the long run.
Dude, this series should be in highschool and college Health classes.
@@TheCatMurgatroyd That would be a start. The fact that most Americans are not informed or given access to body-safe lubricants or toys until they have already developed harmful habits; is barbaric; and creates unneccessary suffering throughout healthspan.
America likes making sick people though: so I guess it's up to Metro-Legislature to produce better programs, services, and people.
@@blenderbanana Not just America.. I'm German and though i did get a bit more info on sexual stuff i still found out most things through p.rn or browsing the internet
@@blenderbanana back when i was in 7th or 8th grade, there was a sex ed class i was in, though only for a short time. The class taught us about safe sex, STDs, different diseases and cancers that form in men and women. Why women menstruate, etc. It was very informative! This was in the early/mid 2000s, so idk if those classes are still around or not, but it's helped me into adulthood. So my experience, at one point they did try, but parents created such a stink about it that the school committee decided to stop
It already is I think
I feel like a general rule of thumb is to not put a whole tube of pain reliever on your balls
The young actor who plays the patient deserves an award.
I think we can all agree that "CG" stands for Complete Genius.
Yep. The whole rubbing an entire tube thing is already pretty stupid, but hiding the fact from the doctors after you're feeling bad enough to be _in the hospital_ is another level of idiocy entirely.
Cox gone?
@@chickenlittle5095 yup
Ball deletion
Cold Gonads?
A tale as old as time itself "bro stop rubbing that stuff on your crotch" you only ever make this mistake once lol
"Hello there!"
(Pls get the reference)
@@sumrando9203 I don't get the reference...
@@sumrando9203 I dont get the reference
@@sumrando9203 Startrek.
@@sumrando9203 General Kenobi.
2:42 “Even more cream will help neutralize it” “…none of it can absorb into the skin, so this is totally an antidote in itself”…. I know we can’t see your face during this, but I can still hear the fire burning in your eyes whilst having to repeat this 🤣
Former NAVY corpsman here, saw a very similar case with my marines years ago. Luckily the marine in question was happy to tell us what happened, almost proud of himself, and the case was far less severe.
Good lessons here, excellent explanation as always Doc.
Also, "Mitochondria, powerhouse of the cell" always gets an instant like from me.
Lol, I'm a marine, I could see this happening.
1) irrigate with water
2) avoid vigorous "exercise"
3) apply crayon to affected area
"Also, "Mitochondria, powerhouse of the cell" always gets an instant like from me." What a fucking loser with a sheep mentality.
@@FarmerDreweat one or more crayons then apply to affected area-
What I've learnt from Chubbyemu is that as long as you're not being plain stupid you can avoid a lot of things
Unfortunately, a lot of people thinks that they can self medicate without consulting a physician first.
Its funny. On one hand, I did find it scary to learn how you can really wreck yourself with very common stuff, if you just create enough of an imbalance in your system. Too much of a basic thing can cripple you for life.
On the other hand, it is quite difficult to reach those heights with the least bit of common sense.
Not true. There was that one guy that died from eating old pasta.
Yeah but teenagers
Just a few seconds of non-stupid thinking could have averted all this...
Better an unjustly bruised ego than a person possibly dying any day.
Ive learned two things from this show: 1) just use things how they were intended 2) when it's so bad you go in an ambulance, spill the beans. Tell the emt and doctors everything
As an EMT's son, I can confirm that the worst that'll happen is that your story becomes like mental comfort food against the really depressing cases that particular EMT has seen.
@@neoqwerty Thanks, exactly the opposite of what someone too embarrassed to tell wants to hear
I would never be embarrassed to tell shit I have done when it could lead to such thing man like if i kept it to my self it would harm me more 😂
I had the EXACT same thought watching this.
and everything means EVERYTHING!!!!
Kids like this young man think they’re the only person who has presented to an ER with an embarrassing issue. As an ER nurse in a teaching hospital, I can assure everyone that we’ve seen almost everything, and won’t laugh when you tell the truth. The truth will not only set you free. It can save your life in some circumstances. Be true to your nurse! And doctor … 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦
Worst thing that can happen is you become a deidentified crazy story or a video on ChubbyEmu
Well, closest I've gotten so far is going for a mild ankle sprain :P
@@Idkwholmao You’re lucky. At work, sometimes it was so hard not to laugh. 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦
Have you ever had a patient with a small rodent up there behind?
@@jasonellenberg3261 Yes! A hilarious story … early 90’s, “gerbilling” was popular, and a guy came in with a dead mouse up there. Got the doc working the night shift to help the guy out. Doc goes poking around for dead mousie, and he suddenly hollers like crazy! Seems the rodent was just sleeping. Bit the doc on his finger, and he had to do the whole HIV contact medication routine, get a tetanus shot, and laughed at for days! He was fine, by the way. The mouse didn’t make it! Is that what you were looking for? Hope it fits the bill! 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦
this isn't always the fault of kids. One time my scrotum felt quite itchy and my parents gave me a random cream. The coldness and burn helped stop the itch. I'm not too sure what cream they gave to me. Later on after a day the itching continued and I urged my parents to take me to a walk in. It later turned into a viral infection. Sorry to bother anyone; however, are there any people in a history of medicine who think I will be fine? It's been 2 years since the incident. Only upon watching this video did I just realize how dangerous my parents recommendation was.
Ur good bro it’s been 2.5+ years now and if you haven’t felt any effects from it ur def fine. Even then it was just a bit of cream and not a whole tube lol
You're fine. It was more than 2 years ago and wasn't a chronic exposure (meaning it didn't happen repeatedly). In all likelihood, the cream they gave you was probably similar to the one discussed in this case and contained menthol, camphor, and an active ingredient like salicylate. If you're OK now, you're out of the woods as these types of creams typically don't have long-lasting effects.
So many of these issues are caused by embarrassment. Being as honest as possible makes such a huge difference in how well you get treated, people really need to hear this.
I was a boi. They were two girls. Can I make IT any more obvious? I am RUclips's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge IT, dear you
@@AxxLAfriku do they smoke weed
People don't seem to understand most nurses and doctors have seen all sorts of embarrassing shit.
I was embarrassed and lost one of my testicles to torsion. It really ain't good.
Yeah, but many of them are also because the individual is unable to iterate what they did to arrive at the ER.
Fun fact: as embarassing as it is to tell a doctor that you rubbed something on your junk that you shouldn't have, it is 10x more embarassing to end up permanently damaged from rubbing something on your junk that you shouldn't have.
Just tell your doctor the truth
also, once things get THAT bad, you will have to tell them anyway, or they will find out themselves
Jump in the shower and wash it off
Why do people call it junk
Moral of the Story: Just use Vaseline.
@@dehydratedkingkong8932 It's basically a term that's typically used by straight males for a part of the body that they may find unsightly and don't want anything to do with $€xu@11¥. Thus, we refer to the p€n|$ as junk.
My favourite part is when the video ends with " he was able to make a full recovery" .
Is such a relief!
I’m 62. When I was about 5, I became obsessed with a dark green oil my grandmother had on her vanity. It was OLBA’s Oil. It contains wintergreen, eucalyptus, juniper, clove, and peppermint essential oils and is still sold today. I kept asking my grandmother if I could use it but she forbad me, saying that was for adults. It is actually an old formula for muscle aches and pains, pre-dating Ben-Gay type creams. One day, I was alone in my grandmother’s bedroom. I rubbed the oil all over myself. Within seconds, I felt faint but was too scared to tell my parents or grandparents what I had done. I felt like screaming. My skin was burning 🔥 and itching like crazy. I dashed into the bathroom and ran a tub of cold water and sat in it for over an hour, washing off the oil and refilling the tub and washing until I felt well enough to put clothes back on and come out of the bathroom. The worse was over. But it still took several more hours before the burning and itching completely stopped. That oil was just too strong for my young skin. I knew I wasn’t allowed to use that oil and I wasn’t allowed to take a bath by myself at that age either. But I kept quiet and said nothing because I also knew I would be in big trouble if my parents or grandparents knew what I had done. Needless to say, I never sampled that oil that again. 🤣
I guess another moral to the story apart from "don't rub stuff on your crotch" is "honesty is the best policy".
Ayo first reply to the legendary commentor
There are *warming lubricants* actually made for sex, made for that purpose. Don''t use topical *medication* as a substitute!
Fr
Also second reply to the legend
Also "next time just use mustard".
@@Crazmuss Rub mustard on your scrotum? The very thought... ao.... aaaoooo... ouchouchouch nopenopenope
And the Oscar goes to the reenactor. Those facial expressions are priceless.
8:44
Now he just needs to slap the Tom-foolery out of somebody!
Do you mean teen actor?
@@eunickissimo no, reenactor. Re-enactor, except there's no hyphen in that word
Reminds me of the guy from the Whitest Kids You Know skits.
a group of bored teenage boys will either accurately simulate nuclear fusion with a backyard reactor or find a way to kill one of themselves with a bouncy ball.
This is why you need to be honest to the doctor immediately, especially when it seems like it may be life threatening. This kid not telling the doctor was really stupid, and could have easily resulted in his death if his friend had not told the doctor.
Also, shout-out to your lead actor. He perfectly portrayed what it's like to apply a colder-than-body-temperature cream to delicate male parts.
That clearly wasn't his first rodeo.
He’s probably taken at least one ice bath.
He was impressive.
There's an ointment here in Australia called Emu Oil, which contains menthol and camphor oil. I accidentally got some on my junk and I can vouch personally that the sensation is unholy blazing agony
I recognize his face but I don't remember where I've seen him before.
Dude literally smeared a whole tube of 30% stuff related to tissue killing acid on his balls and made a full recovery while some guy almost died after sushi and nachos 💀
Because despite the dose, one was an overall "clean" single, non-living pathogene. While the other was actually living organisms that actually produced pathogenes within the body and thus are much harder to come by.
Keep in mind people die daily from Falls from a simple standing position.
@@Pluto-og5nh brb never standing again, or breathing.. wait
Lets not forget the dude who actually died from eating 5 day old pasta
It's a funny old world, ain't it? LOL
Once when I was younger I made the mistake of using tiger balm, forgetting to wash my hands directly after and used the washroom...Definitely won't forget to wash my hands ever agian lmao
Once, a friend and I puréed a large can of jalapeño peppers. Immediately after, I had to rush to empty my bladder. Never do that again.
I also had a situation with tiger balm. When I was younger, it was summer and I thought tiger balm, with its pungent smell, would drive off mosquitos. I applied half the whole container to my face and I realized that I was getting dizzy, started to breathe heavily, and my eyes were seeing weird colors. I considered calling 911 but it managed to go away after 5 minutes of me panicking.
The eye of the tiiiigeeerrr
The real crime here is that someone allowed pizza to go 3 weeks without being eaten
Meh, it's good
For real.
Sounds like these boys didnt have parents because wtf.
I just can't conceive of that. Pizza near me won't survive 3 hours.
Also please give the actor playing the role of CG an award for his ability to portray a teenage boy engaging in dumb activities for giggles.
I am just picturing the teenager episode from South Park right now.
For real. I kept bouncing between “cringe” and “good acting”. I ultimately decided the cringe was part of the good acting. Teenage boys and all.
Moral: dont use pain relief cream as lube.
So it is what he used it for
Didn’t have any relief
@@GohanMystik well, he might of had _some_ momentarily
*help*
It is if you're a gigachad
It could have been worse. I have a tube of lidocaine + prilocaine cream that probably would have straight up killed him had he rubbed it on his junk. It comes with copious warnings about applying too much to regular skin, let alone scrotal skin.
Isn't lidocaine used in lubricants?
@@vladimirprotein3275 lidocaine is a strong topical anesthetic.
@@jeremiahmiller6431 also used in sex lubes and penile desensitizers.
Nah he would have just had numbnuts
@@vladimirprotein3275 yeah... anal lubricants
The way he describes every term and problem is so clear and straight forward. I love his style, I was able to follow everything
As a nurse who worked in ER for over 20 years I've dealt with teens who didn't want to tell us the truth either because they were embarrassed or because they thought they would get into trouble.
As a mum of 4 boys I knew just how to talk to these patients & always got the truth from them.
If you end up in the ER be honest, it can save your life & trust me we've seen everything!
As a former teen (not a boy though), I fully support nurses like you who know how to get the truth. But I think there needs to be a standard of kicking the parents out during questioning, not just asking the kid if they want their parents to step out. I know a teen is usually a minor and all that comes with the minor/parent relationship, but there's a lot of things teens don't want to share with their parents and that information could be the truth. Send the parents for a walk and get all the facts from the kid.
@@alisaishere I always asked the parents of teens to wait in the waiting room "because there isn't enough room in the cubicle, I promise as soon as the drs seen him/her I'll come & get you".
The cubicle was small but I also know most teens want their privacy. I always asked them if they wanted to be accompanied & if they said no I made sure the parents were comfortable in the waiting room.
@@karenlloyd1705 When I was a teen boy I rubbed some strange things on my junk!
👍
I don't know how the cucumber got up their lol. I was running backwards in a garden and fell on it lol.
The faces of the actor while "applying the cream"... give him an academy award. I was convinced!
Who says he wasn't applying a cream
He was definitely putting that cream on something else 😏
Reward 🤣
@funtimes8296 are you trying to correct their spelling or smth? Their usage of award was right lol
wife and i were cracking up when he did that.
They showed it 3 times too ;llol
Nurse here, I find ur channel highly educational and (I have to admit) entertaining. What ppl won't do...
He nearly won the ultimate Darwin Award.
There has been worse, like the douche that died while taking a selfie on a tall building.
The ultimate Darwin award to me is the bungee jumper who took great care in calculating the length of bungee rope required but forgot that the rope is going to stretch.
@@LucIndustries at least we got deprived of his genius.
I used to be a call taker in an ambulance service and took a call like this. The caller was in agony but started with "I've fallen out the window from the 4th floor", luckily falling mostly in some thick bushes. After keeping him talking for a bit whilst the truck was enroute he admitted that he'd actually tried to kill himself... He went and got some rope, tied a noose, tied the end to an old iron radiator, put his neck in the noose, and jumped. The problem is that he miscalculated. It wasn't the fourth floor he jumped from...but the third.
@@LucIndustries I would NEVER trust my math with my life
One thing that my grandpa (a doctor) always said that stuck with me is: "Anything can be poison in the right amount." So yeah just because it's normally safe, doesn't mean it's also safe in copious amounts.
Just like essential oils, multiple different essential oils cause seizures in larger amounts, a few are even used in studies to purposely induce seizures.
That’s right! In pharmacology, one big topic we learn is about the LD50 (lethal dose by 50% of mice experimented on that die). Brutal test, but it works in telling us what would be lethal with people (to some degree) when you multiply that number.
@@trueheartintent but you often have to read the fine print. That is how scientists have ruined companies because they say it can be poisonous, and omit the literally impossible amount a person would have to consume for it to be poisonous. Saccharine is one of many things they did this to. If you drink 84 cups of coffee in a few hours you will poison yourself with caffeine.
@@trueheartintent well, not only mice. Occasionally, it's with dogs or even primates for some drugs that interact much differently in mice than in primates.
I remember one drug write-up that discussed an increased incidence of testicular cancer in male beagle dogs, which was never reflected in humans or well, any other species or canine breed.
the medicine version of “anything’s a weapon if you try hard enough/are careless enough”
The best thing about these videos is how he literally never judges the people in the case. Is obviously a silly thing to do, but I like that he's expressing that doctors really aren't concerned with the silliness of it. He didn't pick on CG or his friends, or even the people who jagoff with it.
I think that this case is relatively tame compared to some oddities in the E.R. I recall Howard Stern had a segment where an E.R. doctor came on and revealed the weirdest cases of the week. One guy was in E.R. with a peanut butter jar up his bum 😆. He claimed he was washing his dog and accidentally fell on it. Yeah right...
There are a lot of instances where people are embarrassed for what they have done, and such embarrassments hinder what the doctors can do, really.
This is one of the reasons I've never understood why people aren't fucking honest with doctors. I'm brutally honest when I'm dealing with a doctor and I wish more people had that mentality.
You can't be judgemental and a doctor. If you show that even on extremely stupid situations you still keep being professional and never judgemental, chances are you will succeed a lot more because patients will get more comfortable talking to you, revealing important details, even if caused by sheer stupidity.
@@hightttech I think most doctors in the E.R. lose faith in humanity and stop judging people when they get their first light bulb in the anus or straw up their peepee, and then a univesity student using the E.R. to get out of taking a pre-med test.
This is the second video of this nature I have seen. I really enjoy this format. It's very informative while also being quite relatable. Looking forward to more.
The guy playing CG is a really good actor! Don’t know who he is, but I think he did amazing playing his role!
biggest thing this channel has taught me is to be as honest and detailed as possible when i go to the hospital.
People need to do this all the time. One stupid thing might be embarassing to tell, yet the medical team will not chuckle at it. Having the job of keeping you alive is not worth doing that. I've heard stories about people trying to fuck themselves with hammers or jars and got them stuck, and the medical team handled everything with professionalism.
Which is great until the doctor doesn't listen to what you tell him/her, then it gets really frustrating.
@@alexrenoki8366 oh they definitely laugh afterwards
@@Bacteriophagebs yep. was coughing up blood. my doctor then still probably thinks i have crack lung.
i was 29, have smoked crack mahbe twice in my life.
But a small amount of coke was in my system from a line two days before.
doctor thinks it’s crack lung. i argue that that is stupid AF. he doesn’t believe me.
so i never follow up and leave bad reviews cuz that’s the dumbest thing i have ever heard. look up crack lung sometime, it takes years to develop, and you don’t look like me when you smoke that much crack.
but the dr was indian, so obviously he knows what he’s talking about 🤦♂️(sarcasm cuz that stupid indian dr stereotype)
yeah crazy that you need to be honest there for them to be able to treat you
Emu: “CG is a 16 year old boy”
Me: well there’s your explanation for everything right there
No doubt🧐
presenting to the emergency room with puberty
What about shaving cream, no go?
Hahaha
Hahaha exactly 💯 his friends didn't have to dare him to do it lol just another lube to try 😆
When I was in the Army doing jungle patrolling we were frequently attacked by land leeches, which are very common in some parts of the rainforest. The remedy was to apply insect repellent to our boots and flies, which effectively stopped the leeches climbing our legs and getting in. The repellent was a liquid in a metal tube which was unsuitable for the face because it produced a strange sensation if it reached one's lips and there was a warning not to get it into ones eyes. However, when applied to the flies to prevent leeches getting at one's willy, the repellent sometimes made contact with the scrotum and was quite painful, so most men stopped using it there. The warmer and more humid the weather, the more painful it was, so be careful how you use it.
Getting attacked by land leeches is a hell I didn't know existed
Laos
@@kidnamedfinger6323 If you are of military age, you may experience them for yourself in the coming Second Pacific War, which the Pentagon thinks will begin in 2027 or sooner.
i laughed a little bit too hard when i got what “other structures near the scrotum” were meant to be
What are those meant to be?
@@hobbieswithakash the p-
@@hobbieswithakash what is near your scrotum that would also be sensitive to the cream
@@YONI_2 e-
@@yamiru3417 n pineapple apple pen
I like how chubby emu’s videos make people aware their life could be at stake if they don’t tell their Doctor everything that led to an illness, however embarrassing
Yes, thanks for making the patient history part easier on fellow healthcare providers 😉
House should have drilled that into people a long time ago, but stupid gonna stupid I guess.
doctors and nurses are (probably) trained to not laugh at patients. after all im sure after what you've done doctors have seen WAY worse
"...uh...well, doc...it's kind of a funny...funny vignette...story...moment kind of thing...a - oh, screw trying to pussyfoot around it, doc! - I admit it! I stuck my roommate's replica light saber handle...into my...my 'Sarlacc Pit'...for a TikTok video. Afterwards, I tried everything to get it out, but..."
"No problem with that, young sir. Just relax; all of us do ridiculous stuff around your age, so you're far from alone. I could tell you some real...what's the word...oh, yes, some 'slapping' tales...of my own. But let's continue for now; there's something I need to ask; a highly 'gotta know' bit of critical information that only you can supply. Something vitally important to your treatment and recovery, so be real with me."
"What is it? I'll give you the truth. I'm ready."
"Your roommate...Jedi or Sith?"
@@notlucas6859 no, nurses and doctors definitely laugh about it behind closed doors.
I am amazed he made a "full" recovery. Hopefully, lesson learned by him & his pals.
Fr, from when the medical team thought it was diabetes I already presumed it was gg for him
I wouldn't hold my breath on the "lesson learned" part! Teenage boys are notoriously thick headed when it comes to common sense, it's actually uncommon for most of them to have very much sense at all! LoL!
@@sueparras6028 Yup it's really a wonder how they can be so thick - me, a teenage boy
@@volty3454 You can fool me Granny! Sit down so you dont strain your hip!
Not much to recover in the first place imo
Your videos are so interesting and are sure to help a lot of people. Thank you for what you do.
I want to say that I believe Dr. Chubbyemu saves lives with his content. That's one of the reason I love it so much.
The face on the actor when he's rubbing is the funniest thing ever. He looks like he's getting away with EVERYTHING.
🤣
The main thing I've learned from Dr Bernard's videos is when you present to the emergency room, tell the doctors everything you can remember about the last 24 hours and beyond like you're confessing to your gods on your deathbed
Because your hospital bed might just be your deathbed otherwise
truly
adorable, yet true
lol... deathbed
Most of the patients are so stupid they dont tell the doctors because they dont think its important or they forgot.
SURVIVAL TIPS:if you need to use a cream like anti-pain cream or whatever if your hands are in cream then wash it with soap then wash it again your safe :>
You have no idea, as to how many cases in the ER begin with "hold my beer."
My parents always told me I should never rub myself down there, this proves them right!
Just.. don't put pain relief cream there?
I'm pretty sure that the problem here isn't touching one's genitals.
Good advice!
You missed the part where the problem was the cream?
@@kodeytheneko anything has medicine in it unless instructed to do so
I would have expected 3 week old pizza to have a more important role in this story after watching this channel for a while but guess not
The kid should be prosecuted for deliberately subjecting others to food poisoning, since he already knew the pizza was spoiled.
@@robertkarp2070 that would be hella stupid bro it's not like he forced it in their mouths + it was a joke with no ill intent ++ they knew it was old that's why it was a challenge
@@gottliebgamer2783 It was his pizza. If one of them were hospitalized for eating it, he'd be held accountable.
They probably didn't buy it from a gas station which, obviously, saved their lives.
@@robertkarp2070 not true. They all knew it was bad pizza, that's what made it a dare. They voluntarily ate the bad pizza.
It's always nice when he says "a full recovery." Always a little heartbreaking when its just "A recovery" Because with a lot of these videos, its usually one small bad choice that seems innocent enough that the subject is going to have to live with the rest of their life.
Yes it was nice especially after he said that other girl died of the same substance.
But the most heartbreaking thing is when he says "at autopsy..."
Yes, after learning all the knowledge, I always hope for the "full recovery" at the end.
Doctors have eliminated natural selection.
Bad choices are a lifestyle for some
that’s life.
the more we understand that small choices can have big consequences the better.
cuz right now, we don’t understand shit and are self absorbed.
just heard ANOTHER m-der from stupid kids trying to carjack someone for a joy ride.
they ripped the woman’s arm OFF.
and the courts will give them a slap on the wrist.
we need to bring back cruel and unusual punishment for like 50 years to get society back on track, cuz this self entitled trash we call young adults are brainless.
Brings a whole new meaning to numb nuts
no
Sounds like he had a major malfunction!
Fascinating detective work. After listening to a dozen of your videos, I find it very striking how brilliant the emergency room doctors, pathologists and pharmacologists are, while at the same time, how foolish so much of the public is.
just rub a tube of that pain relief cream on your nuts kid🤣🤣🤣
Like over 20 years ago my friends dared each other to put icy hot on their junk. Luckily no one had this kind of reaction but the screams....the screams still haunt me.
I did that as part of initiation for jrotc back in high school, not a fun experience
Why would putting things on junk a big deal?? Just rubbish?
me and the boys were hangin out in a hottub in a canadian winter so we were challenging eachother to drop snow in our trunks
@@Sherlock245 you having a stroke man
@@Aztesticals english probably just isnt their first language lmao
I dated an ER physician back in the mid-2000s. She told me about a case where a patient presented to yhe ER complaining about abdominal pain, and he (the patient) didn't have a clue about what might have caused this. After she did an abdominal film, she found out that he had a shot glass in his ass. It's gotta be something you don't forget about, but he definitely didn't want to volunteer the info.
Bruh
He was really, really drunk when he swallowed that shot glass..
This is why everyone needs to drink responsibly.
How the hell did he put glass on his ass tho
@@PrivateYT-AG very carefully.
Chubbyemu is a good channel for understanding natural selection. I love it!
This guy is brilliant and is saving lives by spreading such useful information
The actor playing CG needs a pay raise. That Ace Ventura impression when he rubbed the parts between his legs was spot-on.
How do you know that? 🤔
@@UCezI1mEFSJR_GHO4Z7bs8YA ....because i watched Ace Ventura as a kid and Jim Carrey overacting his heart out is still a good meme?
And then a pay cut for that haircut
@@DarkestVampire92 I meant the rubbing part
I almost did this when I was 12 and home alone just to see how it would feel, right before I did it I googled it just to be sure nothing bad would happen. Multiple people said it was the worst pain they had ever felt, so I never did it.
Seeing this makes me glad I was smart enough to look it up first.
Tbf, we don't exactly know when this happened. Google may not have existed or been popular yet. 🤷🏽
It was a time before google but some of us didn't try the whole tube 😬
I did it by accident, thinking it was like cream for a rash...... No....No it wasn't....... negative 1m out of 10 don't recommend
Love 2 Fight seriously? Rubbing it into your sack?
You actually thought about doing that..?
@@outlaw615 accident? sure it was
No one:
Chubbyemu: A man ate a potato chip. This is what happened to his left butt cheek.
Bruh-
You just know this dude will never live this down
That's okay. The ones who ate the old pizza will never live that down either.
I work in an ER as a provider, not a doctor, the case studies you present are valuable to me in advancing my knowledge base and also to the health information I can disseminate to the public. Thank you for sharing your knowledge and experience with all of us.
Please please inform yourself on serotonin syndrome. Unless you already know about it. It's scary.
What exactly is a provider?
@@Jared-e Could be a "PA"=Physician Assistant or "ARNP"=Advanced Registered Nurse Practitioner. We have lots of these in the hospital where I work.
@@donaldvincent Thanks for the answer. I wonder why they don’t just use those terms then lol. “Provider” makes zero sense to me as we don’t use those terms (in this context anyway) in Australia.
@@Jared-e It is healthcare in America. Everything MUST be way too complicated and expensive. I have worked here for over 20 years, and I along with many of my coworkers have medical needs that we do not address due to cost.
Poor guy, he made a full recovery then ate his roommates leftover noodles noodles at 12:42 and got Neisseria Meningitidis from the previous episode.
Yeah it was the same actor from that video
He shows up quite often
It's all coming together
He's not actor. It's just the same guy who did incredibly dumb shit over and over.
A man looked at Taylor Maid's profile picture
This is how he jumped from the fifth floor
3:31 "shifting in pitch"...loved the subtle change in the background
I love your explanations of how you break down the meaning of the words. Great teacher.
Man, shoutout to this guy in all your videos. He's truly been through a lot - remarkable he's still alive, honestly
Jokes aside, what does cg actually stand for?
Why you love to golf....Thurnis?
@@o0Jmac0o what
@@o0Jmac0o what
@@o0Jmac0o what
I don't know if anyone will see this, but watching chubby emu was one of the initial factors on getting me into neurology, and now it has become my life goal to pursue this field
i saw
He has also gotten me into toxicology! I wish you the best luck on your goals:)
Watching ChubbyEmu videos really got me into medicine. Im studying Advanced Biology in my High School now, and I'm opening up that branch of study.
Its honestly really interesting, and I really like this guys videos. He explains things perfectly and in easy-to-understand language.
I think this is great!!
I'm alive because of great neurologists (pediatric brain cancer). Thank you for pursuing such an important field, good luck!
why am I so infatuated with these videos man I am a hypochondriac and I start to feel my brain trying to mimic symptoms with my heart rate and breathing changing during some of of the more intense parts...great content :)
god same. horrible for my health anxiety, but so fascinating
Was not expecting the full recovery when it was stated that salicylate poisoning can cause permanent brain damage.
ikr. his brain expanded and interal organs were damaged so this story is probably not 100% and prioritizes happy endings
@@teeonezee they probably were able to stop the process before the swelling of the brain left permanent damage.
After some time the body will dispose of the salicylate by itself.
Well, this wasn't really a real story, so, y'know...
It's likely the fact that one of his friend blurted out what actually happened to the doctors before it was too late being a saving grace in at least one of those two stories.
Really enjoyed the actor’s facial expressions while rubbing his junk
This comment would work just as well on "the hub".
Ha, gaaay
haha
the little wink he did was the most hilarious part lmao
U naughty naughty 😂🤣🤣
Ten years ago i did something similar.
Went swimming with the boys a bit too much, threw up from exhaustion, i think, and that night my legs were killing me. So i grabed a "hot gel infused with caspaicin" tube, without the salycitate, and rubbed them good. Used a bit too much and thought its a good idea to rub it on my parts.
Oh boy... a minute later i was in the shower crying, trying to wash it off but to no avail. The whole sensation lasted about 90 minutes and to this day this incident is known among my friends as "the 90C° Balls" and before anyone asks, yes im still fertile.
So please dont rub something on down there. It might cost you some ;)
I love this show. Keep it up Dr. B!
My father-in-law applied icy hot with a hot pad over that area. Nothing much happened… until he took off the heat. Unfortunately he had ALS and didn’t realize he got a 3d degree burn on that area. Do NOT use Icy Hot along with applied heat.
Woah wtf. Icy hot honestly sounds like it should require a prescription. That's fucked.
There’s something called lineament for horses, and it’s basically super strong icey hot. Some kinds need to be diluted before use. My dumbass put it on my legs without diluting it
@@gd2234_ bro I have to apply lineament gel on my horses back and the feeling of it on my bare hands 🤮
I used icy hot all over my back one time and still get any relief. So, I decided to get in the shower. Worst mistake, it felt like some hit my back with a flame thrower! My wife came running in response to my screaming and didn't know what to do ? Finally, she grabbed the dish soap and scru bec my back it finally mostly went away. Apparently the heat from the shower opened my potesand let mote of the cream in further. It was ridiculous pain.
@@gd2234_ : Wow! That must’ve been… umm… hot!
Speaking as a former teenage boy, never underestimate the STUPIDITY of a teenage boy.
Thanks for creating this informative video. I didn't think the dummy was going to make it but I'm glad he did. Hopefully he and his friends learned something.
As a female with a teenage brother, both of us are stupid as fuck 💀 I once hit him across the face by accident then he hit me back by accident then we started to choke on a cracker and then laughed and then choked more. Ah the sibling life. I love my twin lmao
Dude western teenagers are literally animals. If we asian teenagers did it our parents would just straight up throw us out of the house
@@yusufakhtar2209 can confirm, I'm an Asian
@@yusufakhtar2209 as a western ten (from Poland) i must say that you should stop watching cheap shows about teen's from america. Your Brain is full of stereotypes
@@yusufakhtar2209 relatable
I once got some of that freeze spray on my bits by accident. At first I didn't notice. But then I spent the next few hours repeatedly checking my flies as it felt like a cold breeze was blowing in 😂
After I had my son I tore really, really badly. The hospital sent me home with a can marked “pain relieving spray” and it was a lifesaver because I couldn’t take pain medication since I was breastfeeding.
So I run out and head down to CVS and grab a bottle that said pain spray. I had no idea icyhot came in a spray or even what icyhot was. I was 21 and relatively healthy so I’d never needed to know.
I didn’t even hesitate before spraying my stitches with the icyhot. I have never felt pain like that, even natural childbirth wasn’t as bad. Washing it with water and soap doesn’t do anything once it gets in there. It was pure agony for long enough that I almost passed out.
For the love of god read the directions for every type of medication you take even if you’re sure you know your dose and shit. Might turn out to save your taint from literal hellfire…Or, you know, death.
damn. never intentionally hide stuff from the doctor, theyve always seen something weirder
Embarrassment & pride are a helluva drug
I dunno, this is pretty up there hahah
If their mind operated logically like that they wouldn't have got into such situation
and even if they havent its not worth getting sick or dying over!
@@jojo5544 Nah, that's really truly not how it actually works. Organisms, especially humans, are notoriously prone to experimentation and impulse. Blaming mistakes on some sort of assumed innate character trait, like stupidity/unreasonability, is just an unfortunately common way for people to pretend we're somehow born different from those who have experiences we'd be ashamed to have. Everyone is prone to doing some degree of stupid stuff under the right circumstances. Them's the facts, all reasonable behavior and cognition science pretty firmly bears it out.
I know it's a bit of a soapbox to unload on a throwaway comment about a dramatized example, but I really think that way of thinking is a big problem and humans would be more effective scientists and all around better to each other if we killed these ego-defense fallacies
"friends" daring each other to do dumb shit is deadly.
I know a man who died cause his "friends" dared him to swim across a lake while drunk. He drowned.
If you have friends, don't encourage them to harm themselves. Otherwise you are no friend.
Thankfully I don’t have friends
@@ClubstepMonsterOfficial I feel that
There was a news story in Australia about how a guy was dared to eat a slug by his friends and he ended up paralyzed
No such thing as friends.
@@grantbishop1961 That's a fair argument. Friends do have a tendency to go missing once the friendship no longer benefits them
Is it just me or did y'all also notice at the end when he said that he made a full recovery, they showed the guy eating the _leftovers..._ damn bro can't catch a break 💀
"Powerhouse of the cell" kills me everytime lmao
These are fascinating. Kind of makes me feel like I'm a med student watching for educational or diagnostic purposes.
Tbh as a med student ChubbyEmu's videos are better at teaching than the actual classes...
I AM a med student watching this for educational or diagnostic purposes 😂 chubbyemu has taught me more than a good portion of my professors haha
@@Amandaaa2244 I’m going to be thinking about this comment every time I’m at the doctor.
@@Amandaaa2244 Too funny. I wish that was the cause with me. 😄
another med student here, genuinely I need to know about salicylate poisoning for my exams and this video is just perfect! My man ChubbyEmu never misses
Wait, Deep Heat or Tiger Balm in America is called…Ben Gay?!
Nah, we got Tiger Balm, and Ben's problem. lol
they are similar but separate products with different ratios, i believe Tiger balm has less methyl salicylate, both are sold in the US
Tiger balm is sold in the US and it's marketed slightly different. Then there's Bengay and Icy Hot.
It's just one brand name.
Are we really gonna play this game? What do y'all call those meatballs, they're made of pig offal, bacon, and breadcrumbs?
The reenactment actors in these videos are incredible 😂
Appreciate that at 3:51 he is in a near perfect recovery position, thoroughly recommend to anyone whos about to collapse to collapse into the recovery position, makes first aid so much easier
This *is* so freakin intense.
I glad that guy got *FULL* recovery
Usually most of the people in this channel don’t get the FULL recovery so I’m also glad
I made a full recovery, once.
Yeah, really hope he doesn't ever have children though one way or another for the sake of whatever poor children would get this dude's smarts.
FULL recovery. Minus brain damage from the swelling...
Yes but he stupid and its the point of the cream but he's dumb because why you would put so much SMH
I wish there was a vet channel of this caliber. I work at a vet hospital and I love the weird cases, we get a lot at a specialty hospital. But I hear so many more outside that doesn't have much more than "dog came in with two bladders"
My six month corgi puppy almost ate three extremely toxic plants in rapid succession but I managed to pull them out of her little hog mouth (she literally grabbed a tulip or daffodil bulb, uprooted a wild onion, and beelined towards the azalea immediately after i confiscated the previous two). Luckily she is now a happier and much less suicidal two year old.
Agreed. The horse hoof cleaning channel comes to mind, but that's a very niche segment of overall animal husbandry / vet-ing.
@Fk Yu guess I'm not the only one getting Ben Shapiro and Thomas sowell content recommended to me all the time
brb, making FitEmu channel rn
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You are a legend thanks for sharing
“Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” is how I passed college biology
Say my name
Can we take a moment to appreciate the recreations of the situation shown in every video? Great editing, camera work, etc. Nice job man.
I busted out laughing both times they ralphed up the pizza!
I appreciate the realism of a young adult males house with the poop stains on the toilet. Fuckin nasty!
Right!! I liked their acting skills in this video 😂😂
The actors used to very CRINGE to say the least.
The actor seemed to be enjoying it
This channel is slowly descending into madness and honestly, I'm here for it.
Aren't we all.
I disagree. Imo this stuff in this video should be common knowledge and probably lifes will be saved by this video, I for example had no idea something like this could be so fatal and I bet mostly no one knew of it been a danger either
@@ferreroman2913 true. My first thoughts were, salicylate toxicity, but couldn't recall if it was in the ointment that was indicated. It's a common ingredient, as doctor mentioned and if recognized late, is terminally bad news for the patient and family.
Other toxins to mitochondria can cause malignant hyperthermia, in short, a dangerous to fatal fever, salicylates block that method of energy production and hence, part of why they lower fevers in therapeutic doses.
Remember, the dose makes the poison - too much of a good thing can and will kill.
Nihilism and Chaos must turn you on.
The scenarios may be of people doing crazy thing for lols, but the presentation is getting better. I noticed with this video, Chubbyemu have a recap of the topics covered at the end, which is good addition.
lol, I love that actor guy, and noticed he's featured in several of your videos.
My hypochondriac mind immediately makes my ears start ringing as soon as this dude says something about it! Good lord lol
"Hypo-" meaning beneath or low, "-chondriac" meaning excessive or worrying. Hypochondriac, a low amount of worrying or anxiety. But this doesn't explain why his ears were ringing
Always remember, it's better to be embarrassed than to be the inspiration for a chubby emu video.
a med student from another time zone just came across this video, this is what happened to his sleep schedule
Did the med student's sleep schedule at least make a full recovery?
@@toastedbread1362 Knowing how insane med school is, probably not until they graduate
I'm a med student in Europe. It's currently 3 am. Sleep schedule is messed up, I'm waking up in 4 hours
Great information and video. I use that for pain relieve on my neck and shoulder sometimes. But I don’t use too much.
The guy that acts as the patient here is great. Keep him!
I am a semi-retired physician who has done a lot of primary care back in the day. I always learn a great deal from these videos. Having a lifelong interest in toxicology, I figured he got salicylate poisoning; like taking a whole bottle of aspirin. The ringing in the ears is a big clue. Thanks!
My mother took aspirin for years for arthritis pain, and complained of tinnitus. Her DOCTOR never made the connection but I did and got her to change meds, at which point her tinnitus went away.
@@MattAllenTeller This happened to my boss many years ago. The doctors couldn't figure it out. However, an older nurse asked her, "Are you taking a lot of aspirin?" My boss quit and the tinnitus went away. Her doctor told her, "Don't you know - nurses know everything!"
The ringing is no joke. I had a serious aspirin overdose when I was a teen and I remember being in the hospital unable to hear anyone. I could see them talking to me but I couldn't make out any of the words. All I could hear was a deafening high-pitched ringing.
Cy obviously has a very high iq. We need more people like him doing these pewsentation. I bet he is paid very well from his youtube videos.
I'm sure one of the biggest obstacles to diagnosis is your own "No no, no one would do that. It is too stupid." reaction.
Title: "in between his legs"
Me: "oh, I've had a thigh cramp. I understand"
Bernard: "he went to the bathroom and used the hand he applied the cream with"
Me: *Nonononononononono*
Same thought I had
Binged on about 6 of these now ~ It's like the TWILIGHT ZONE !
I like the thing you do when you say “presenting to the hospital and-“ and you do the thing with the finger