Gman: "Miss Vance, you wouldn't need all that to imprison Gordon Freeman". Gordon: *Opens console and inserts Sv_Cheats 1 and Noclip" Gman: "Okay nevermind, i think it isn't enough".
"Cleverly done Mr Freeman but you're not supposed to be here, as a matter of fact, you're not. Get back where you belong and forget about all this. Until, we meet, again..." *Clips Ground Freeman through Gordon*
You don't understand, it's an advanced speedrunning tactic, thats the Gordon floor skip that instantly gets you past the quarantine zone... No, not the Gman part, that's just nightmare fuel.
She was meant to be afro-Aisan in half life 2 I don't necessarily think it is bad but she definitely doesn't look like how her mother looks whereas she did in hl2
Alyx: Gordon Freeman? Gordon: ... (yes?) Alyx: I been waiting for ya, one of your scientist palls told me to give you a message.. *Alyx shoots Gordon with shotgun* *HEV suit sounds meanwhile mafia music plays in the background*
Still one of the things that seem off to me the most is the ebony-ish Alyx. Like... that's not how she looks in HLA, no? I mean, I don't remember if Eli was her biological father (think not?) in HL2, and then it would make sense, but considering she was so caucasian in HL2...
G-Man: What would you like nudged? Alyx: I want the combine off earth. G-Man: that would be a large nudge. His employers: Nah fam we don't need them, have at it. G-Man: 0:45
Wtf is happening? Why Gordon went down underground? Why G-man went ballistic? EDIT: PEOPLE STOP SPAMMING "YES"!!! I NEED AN ACTUAL ANSWERS!!! THESE ARE NOT!!! SERIOUSLY!!!
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what?!
Ms. Vance.
@@paulvallee6600 DUNNNNNNNN
@Anti-Citizen Ms. Vance.
noclip
"Aw (bad word) Dont hate me (bad word) Because I look beautiful, maybe she'll stop fucking that combine or HECU with, (Bad wordddd).
I thought this was a serious SFM until Gordon clipped into the ground
Same
how can you be serius, Gman dropped a man in random property
I don't see any sfm as a serious one
Ms vanse
I am dyeing at this part and the ground part
😂😂😂😂😂😂
ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
XD i didnt noticed that i am fuckin blind i had to watch video again after reading ur comment
Valve: Oh boy, Source 2 is going to be an amazing engine with unlimited potential!
Everyone else: Oh boy, a new engine to make more shitposts with!
Like anybody been using it for serious stuff
MISS VANCE
:)
my only problem is what they did to Alyx's face
shes a man
SO true
You wouldnt need all that to imprison Gordon freeman.
sv_cheats 1
Gman: "Miss Vance, you wouldn't need all that to imprison Gordon Freeman".
Gordon: *Opens console and inserts Sv_Cheats 1 and Noclip"
Gman: "Okay nevermind, i think it isn't enough".
She has arms like a Black Mesa NPC
stahp!
Or like a ported player model for sven coop
G man when he realizes it’s okay to nudge the combine off earth
He's on his way to destroy the combine army
Basically Half-Life 2 and its episodes, I guess.
“What?”
“Miss Vance.”
*proceeds to ascend to a higher form*
more like descend
After Gordon's falling through the textures, Alyx holstered her gun with the look like she understood the universe
Her: "He looks so happy, I wonder if he's dreaming about me 🥰"
His dream:
His Dream: in a endless loop of coma
"What?!"
"Miss Vance."
*LAWD HE COMIN*
"Cleverly done Mr Freeman but you're not supposed to be here, as a matter of fact, you're not. Get back where you belong and forget about all this. Until, we meet, again..."
*Clips Ground Freeman through Gordon*
You don't understand, it's an advanced speedrunning tactic, thats the Gordon floor skip that instantly gets you past the quarantine zone... No, not the Gman part, that's just nightmare fuel.
Gordon sure likes clipping through his own suit
Omg he nailed gorden's voice perfectly
Me whenever a girl speaks to me : 0:27
How the girl sees you 0:43
This is the only youtube comment that has ever made me laugh. Well done, even if it is overused.
* randomly sinks into ground *
@@inspectorjavert9868 This one got me
0:46 when the girl likes you back
In this episode of S2FM:
Gordon uses Noclip
G-Man says "Ms. Vance" and stretches away to the citadel
Alyx gets mindfucked
Gman says fuck it and decides to take down the combine himself
omg I laughed so hard omg I was not expecting that!!!!!!!!!!
Haha yes 3 yo mind goes brrrr
Same
Fucking SPOILERS
@@rowen616 FUCKING READ THE MANGA
Thanks for spoiling the entire video
This is going in my playlist where I put videos to show people who ask me what Half-Life is about, but with absolutely zero context
Oddly specific play list but okay.
am I the only one who doesn't like Alyx's character model in this game? something just looks off about it
I guess she just looks slightly younger. She is around 19 years during the story of HL:A after all.
@@fenn_fren she somehow looks older to me
She's got the "Chell Syndrome"
she looks like shes 70
She was meant to be afro-Aisan in half life 2 I don't necessarily think it is bad but she definitely doesn't look like how her mother looks whereas she did in hl2
The Suspense!
0:45 when your mom finds your failed exam.
The first time you watch this feels like 3 minutes
it definitely felt like 1:20
Gordon immediatly starts speedrunning HL3
thank you for this deep sense of confusion
Gordon goes into The Backrooms
I was expecting some melodramatic exchange scene between Alyx and Gordon, once Gordon no-clipped through the floor I instantly knew what was going on.
*W H A T*
*M S V A N C E*
*Gordon went into creative mode*
Oh man that ending was something so simple, but it came out of nowhere. Amazing.
I love random left turns.
Look, Gordon! Ropes ! We can use these for big pits!
Help me gordon!
No.
Just no.
When he put the glasses on was speedrun time...
Ms. Vance...
*DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM*
no glasses gordon seems *very* weird
Alyx: Gordon Freeman?
Gordon: ... (yes?)
Alyx: I been waiting for ya, one of your scientist palls told me to give you a message..
*Alyx shoots Gordon with shotgun*
*HEV suit sounds meanwhile mafia music plays in the background*
Damn it the freeman got away again
0:44 gman finally reliezes Gordon can't take on combine home world
I was not expecting that!... But I was expecting to not expect something, so it doesn't count.
"Ms. Vance" proceeds to turn into a titan
R.I.P Citadel
GORDON CLIPPED INTO BACKROOMS.
My man Gordon has tint glasses, but i dont :(
"Ms. Vance."
*OH LAWD HE COMING*
Gordon just goes sv_cheats 1 abd boclips away
Now that's the gordon i know and love.
Alyx breathed in jeffs fumes
Still one of the things that seem off to me the most is the ebony-ish Alyx. Like... that's not how she looks in HLA, no? I mean, I don't remember if Eli was her biological father (think not?) in HL2, and then it would make sense, but considering she was so caucasian in HL2...
Eli always was her biological father,
I was watching it near the end feeling disappointed that there was no G-man twist... you didn't disappoint at all after all XD .
Gordon's glasses are tougher than anything else in the game....
gordon just went to brazil
"limitless potential"
G-Man: What would you like nudged?
Alyx: I want the combine off earth.
G-Man: that would be a large nudge.
His employers: Nah fam we don't need them, have at it.
G-Man: 0:45
both gordon and gman turn to look at alyx just before they melt away, look her dead in the eyes, and say, "No one will believe you."
Me and the boys on the way to the Citadel
Certified Gman moment.
0:34 hmmm gun in first level.... HAAAAAAAAAAX
« Ms. Vance, » *becomes a stretch armstrong*
Wtf is happening?
Why Gordon went down underground?
Why G-man went ballistic?
EDIT: PEOPLE STOP SPAMMING "YES"!!! I NEED AN ACTUAL ANSWERS!!! THESE ARE NOT!!! SERIOUSLY!!!
Yes
@@WickedTerribleTheatr this is not an answer
Yes
Yes
@@insert_username_here stfu
Quality Content.
Omg, i mean look at the freeman’s suit that how flexible it is
*Gman suddenly turns into a Trevor Henderson creation
Breaking news trevor Henderson
G-man's final form
Yep. That is exactly what happened!
that was so much unforeseen consequences
gordon has the power
of playspacemover
Alyx’s mental breakdown after being kidnapped by gman
Gordon's passed out after drinking with Gman
Ms. Vance
ohhh so thats where he was
on her balcony
Gordon just remembered he didn’t have his passport on his person, and noclipped away
This is speed run Freeman's cameo.
Alyx: What?
G-Man: Ms.Vance (Goes to the 5th dimension)
he really said "noclip"
Gordon Freeman in the flesh.
He refused to elaborate
there he goes
the ending made me laugh
jumpscare done right
Me (who is nearsighted and wears glasses): PICK UP THE GLASSES BEFORE THEY GET STEPPED ON! PLEASE!
Without him sinking into the floor, it'd be pretty cool if this was used in a kind of time-travel sequence in the next Half-Life
it would be even more funnier if he would just do a 360 and fly away at the speed of light
I was not expecting that lol
*The Gman It's approaching...*
Alyx literally started hallucinating
Gordon... Freeman?? *chuckles*
the ending got me
Bro my guy went to the underworld while gman gets acended
it's beautiful
M I Z V A N S
Hallucination Freeman
15 minutes trying to find this video again
Before the release of Cyberpunk in Half Life, there were already references to it.
The good endi-wait, no, come back
w h a t
Mabe the real Gordon Freeman is the friends we made along the way
Speedrun
Ms. Vance hunts down and kills Gordon Freeman
Thanks for the nightmare fuel
Sick