The Fast Show - Suit you Sir ! -16- Johnny Depp

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  • @oldskoolrools1353
    @oldskoolrools1353 17 дней назад +4

    Love Johhny Depp....one of the very few big stars with the ability to not take himself too seriously and enjoy a a joke even at his own expense...

  • @johnthwaites5976
    @johnthwaites5976 6 лет назад +430

    Johnny Depp started watching Fast Show videos while he was over in the UK filming Sleepy hollow, Kate Moss gave him the videos. He loved them so much he asked if he could star in a sketch

    • @lowlygrinder2977
      @lowlygrinder2977 3 года назад +18

      That's actually really cool.

    • @melodykey
      @melodykey 3 года назад +12

      I didn’t know that, that’s very cool! I remember seeing this episode and getting quite elevated because it was Johnny depp! 😂😂

    • @tonypap1
      @tonypap1 2 года назад +13

      I believe he’s also friends with Paul Whitehouse

    • @johnthwaites5976
      @johnthwaites5976 2 года назад +17

      @@tonypap1 that's right, he rang Paul to, saying he was Johnny Depp and Paul promptly told him to piss off thinking it was a wind up

    • @dnakatomiuk
      @dnakatomiuk 2 года назад +13

      He's a massive fan of British comedy

  • @juveale29
    @juveale29 2 года назад +40

    An avalanche of quim, a mountain of minge 😂

    • @MiniLemmy
      @MiniLemmy Год назад +7

      A Cornucopia of c…..Suits you sir!

  • @TheeMisterspain
    @TheeMisterspain Год назад +37

    "Slipping it to every English rose under the age of 70" 😂😂 how he held it together I don't know....

  • @LukeShort1854
    @LukeShort1854 Год назад +170

    Johnny Depp to call these two as witnesses in his trial, against Amber Heard. "Ooooh, did she want it sir? Did she? Ooooo suits you sir"

  • @MiniLemmy
    @MiniLemmy 3 года назад +305

    Fun fact - Johnny Depp’s line “and then they made me their chief” in the Pirates Of The Caribbean movie was directly taken from the Rowley Berkin character in the Fast Show, and he admitted that he thought that Paul Whitehouse is one of the finest actors he’s ever known!

    • @CalridRobnor123srs
      @CalridRobnor123srs 3 года назад +35

      That is a fun fact, and of course he was very very drunk when he said that. :P

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 3 года назад +11

      I'd say that Paul Whitehouse is a much better actor than Depp.

    • @MedievalFolkDance
      @MedievalFolkDance Год назад +4

      "...the finest character actor I've ever met" was the exact quote, IIRC

    • @MedievalFolkDance
      @MedievalFolkDance Год назад +3

      @DnB and Psy Production Niiiiiice

    • @doctor_gibbo1392
      @doctor_gibbo1392 Год назад +18

      I would pay big money to see Johnny Depp turn up with Paul and Bob on their fishing series.

  • @cheyennebrennan966
    @cheyennebrennan966 Год назад +37

    "A mega pint, Sir? OOH, suit you, Sir!"
    You can just tell Johnny was having the time of his life here! 😂❤❤

    • @louisegreenaway6365
      @louisegreenaway6365 3 месяца назад

      Ot's 'suit you sir, for some reason it's not plural so no 's'!

  • @tdurb0
    @tdurb0 Год назад +91

    The legend that is Johnny Depp, trying and failing to not piss himself laughing 😂

  • @rithrius5384
    @rithrius5384 5 лет назад +272

    That time when Arthur Weasley tried to sell a suit to Gellert Grindelwald.

    • @RAMH2K
      @RAMH2K 4 года назад +3

      I was about to say the same thing before I saw this comment. Bravo👍🏼

    • @devpatel7154
      @devpatel7154 4 года назад

      Rithrius 😂😂

    • @CalridRobnor123srs
      @CalridRobnor123srs 3 года назад

      @@devpatel7154 The funniest joke ever has been banned because it is a weapon used in war to kill the enemy. So no one has ever seen it is under lock and key in the Vatican Archives. Awaiting the day when Papal consent or a Papal bull let's us laugh again. ruclips.net/video/FBWr1KtnRcI/видео.html :P :P

    • @CalridRobnor123srs
      @CalridRobnor123srs 3 года назад

      And no it wasn't anything to do with Hitler only having one ball. Suffice to say if I even mentioned the subject of the joke it could kill you.

    • @LiamHagan
      @LiamHagan Год назад +3

      With Sir Cadogan!

  • @tommytee8387
    @tommytee8387 Год назад +19

    Oh how the world needs comedy like this today…

    • @leebutton1062
      @leebutton1062 9 месяцев назад +1

      Whitehouse n Mortimer Gone Fishing is proper charming if ya no seen it yet eh?

  • @LindaEnfield
    @LindaEnfield 4 года назад +95

    I’d forgotten just how brilliant this show was

    • @ringtail6670
      @ringtail6670 Год назад +2

      The gags were funny but it was the same every week. Too repetitive.

    • @NevilleBamshu23
      @NevilleBamshu23 Год назад +3

      It's was hilarious...

    • @TheHippocrocapig
      @TheHippocrocapig 9 месяцев назад

      Which was nice

    • @leebutton1062
      @leebutton1062 9 месяцев назад

      its like making love to a beautiful woman - whole thing was stunning

    • @markywellsboy2182
      @markywellsboy2182 7 месяцев назад

      Grrreat!

  • @VoiceOfThe
    @VoiceOfThe 3 года назад +52

    I think JD must be trying so hard not to laugh here. He was obsessed with The Fast Show, said himself.

  • @caroltaylor4903
    @caroltaylor4903 2 года назад +54

    Our British humour is loved by all nations, we laugh at ourselves, great to see Johnny get into the action, suits you sir, Oooooo............

    • @aldeshotoffice
      @aldeshotoffice 7 месяцев назад +6

      Loved it all, back when the only woke we knew was getting up in morning. The fast show was brilliant. Well done Johnny x

  • @mrspivvy
    @mrspivvy 13 лет назад +57

    "a sexual ballet choreographed by the devil himself" LOLOLOL!!!

  • @beefchops1400
    @beefchops1400 Год назад +30

    You can see Depp trying not to laugh….haha😂

  • @charly88888888
    @charly88888888 11 лет назад +19

    Oh, God bless you, Mr Depp. You have no right to be so gorgeous and so cool simultaneously. It makes the rest of us look bad.

  • @xxMatty51
    @xxMatty51 10 лет назад +73

    It was a sad, sad day when this show went off the air. But still a great way to end suits you sir

    • @4exgold
      @4exgold 4 года назад +5

      ooh! fancy happy endings then do you, sir?
      dirty bugger! hoh, suits you

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher 3 года назад +4

      I'd love it if they'd give us one more sir, yes I want it sir, ooh suits you sir.

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 3 года назад +2

      @@TheWPhilosopher I want it too sir, ooh! Suit us sir!
      They were great characters.
      Ralph and Ted skipping through the meadows was absolutely perfect though. Made me so happy.

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher 3 года назад +2

      @@thatoneguychad420 watched this religiously growing up. Marvellous wasn't it? Hmm, on in the evening, laugh your socks off, barely any time to recover before the next one? Marvellous. Ron Manager. Fantastic! This week I've mostly been wearing...etc.

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 3 года назад +1

      @@TheWPhilosopher enduring image!

  • @roberttabari8861
    @roberttabari8861 10 лет назад +35

    "Will you just build me a fucking suit", I believe.

  • @lovemunchkin
    @lovemunchkin Год назад +4

    Johnny is gorgeous

  • @xtaltia
    @xtaltia 7 лет назад +127

    Boris Johnson was great in this.

    • @TheMightyKinkle
      @TheMightyKinkle 4 года назад +1

      Ahahah. I thought that too

    • @FIW90
      @FIW90 3 года назад +5

      Close but there’s one difference between this chap and Boris. This chap brushes his hair.

    • @nuntana2
      @nuntana2 2 года назад

      Lmao

  • @konradfat
    @konradfat 12 лет назад +38

    I love how John and Paul are still good friends. :)

  • @undollgreen
    @undollgreen 10 лет назад +38

    laughed when johnny obeyed them and did the same thing. lol

  • @martinwright9238
    @martinwright9238 Год назад +4

    Ohh Ohhh Ohhhhhhh suits you sir great fun Johnny Depp is a natural likeable yank and a bloody good pirate to boot.

  • @vxrdrummer
    @vxrdrummer Год назад +16

    Having a Megastar in this show is unreal. I remember reading somewhere that Jonny Depp considered Paul Whitehouse to have been the finest actor he had ever seen.

  • @edmundriddle3847
    @edmundriddle3847 2 года назад +6

    Nice to see Arthur Weasley and Gellert Grindlewald in the same scene.

  • @spookyboi8427
    @spookyboi8427 5 лет назад +35

    Johnny's voice is so quite I love it

    • @megataurus7779
      @megataurus7779 Год назад

      'Quiet' not quite, put on the spell checker

    • @kpopfan674
      @kpopfan674 Год назад

      @@megataurus7779 Spell checker wouldn't flag it as 'quite' is a word, albeit the incorrect one in that context

    • @terryhaircastle5702
      @terryhaircastle5702 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@kpopfan674pretty sure its software has a contextual ability

    • @kpopfan674
      @kpopfan674 8 месяцев назад

      @@terryhaircastle5702 Frequently not, which is why you are supposed to proofread documents and not just rely on the spell checker.

    • @andymerrett
      @andymerrett 6 месяцев назад

      @@megataurus7779 "put on" not "put on on", if you must use 'put' in this context instead of simply 'use'.

  • @calbrock6302
    @calbrock6302 2 года назад +12

    I bet the outtakes of this are as good as the sketch

  • @ColonelRoge
    @ColonelRoge 5 месяцев назад +1

    Avalanche of quim still gets me

  • @Justdisco2
    @Justdisco2 12 лет назад +10

    Who would have thought that Johnny Depp would have got together with thease guys, Outstanding.

  • @ProfessorSlump
    @ProfessorSlump 2 года назад +19

    pure fucking golden 😂
    message to myself in the future:
    you’re a good person and be yourself and be authentic because you bring light to people around you.

  • @Cyba_IT
    @Cyba_IT 6 месяцев назад +3

    Pretty cool how JD likes English humour. He was funny when he appeared on Ricky G's show too

  • @jonnygti
    @jonnygti 7 лет назад +42

    "A mountain of minge sir............OHHHHH SIRRRRRR!" Hahaha

  • @WalterEKurtz-kp2jf
    @WalterEKurtz-kp2jf 6 месяцев назад +3

    Depp along with a good few other top tier actors have said that Paul Whitehouse is without doubt the finest actor they've ever seen

  • @netmatrix75
    @netmatrix75 10 лет назад +24

    I would so buy suits from these buggers for all the dirty talk given. hahaha

  • @dannycolverson6944
    @dannycolverson6944 День назад

    Quite an accurate portrayal of a certain type of British "gent", I used to actually know a few people like this.

  • @CalridRobnor123srs
    @CalridRobnor123srs 3 года назад +10

    This sketch is so good, and has such great comedy timing that it almost makes you believe that Johnny Depp is God. Or the 4 Yorkshiremen one of the two if you catch my drift.

  • @chriskelly3481
    @chriskelly3481 2 года назад +2

    "It IS a nice image."
    🤣

  • @peterobinson3678
    @peterobinson3678 8 лет назад +125

    Johnny Depp Is on record as saying that Paul Whitehouse is the best actor he has ever met. Bar none.
    That is the only reason that he did this sketch, and the only reason i don't put my foot through the TV and send ITV the bill every tine another f*cking Aviva advert is on.
    /thread.

  • @DrSX
    @DrSX Год назад +4

    Am i alone in seeing a faint echo of the tailers' mannerisms and speech patterns in Captain Jack Sparrow?

  • @scudder91
    @scudder91 2 года назад +24

    I'm hoping against hope that he'll do this scene in the amber heard trial.

  • @rodluvan1976
    @rodluvan1976 6 лет назад +5

    this skit crosses all the tees and dots all the is. perfect

  • @xToXicBeAutYx
    @xToXicBeAutYx 14 лет назад +6

    OMG!! That's the best thing, ever. I love my Johnny Depp.

  • @DoubleOSeven007
    @DoubleOSeven007 2 года назад +1

    Legend. Love them all ♥️

  • @susyward581
    @susyward581 8 месяцев назад +1

    Have to watch this from time to time 😂

  • @robertbillington2224
    @robertbillington2224 2 года назад +2

    Lol the yanks were a little bit too late for the fighting 🤣

  • @kellyatkinson683
    @kellyatkinson683 8 месяцев назад +1

    Haha join us sir😂😂

  • @melodykey
    @melodykey 3 года назад +18

    I remember watching this in the 90’s the fast show was so Funny, and when I saw Johnny depp I cheered and then drawled!!😂😂 a brilliant skit

  • @kerrion968
    @kerrion968 3 года назад +4

    He’s so pretty ❤️

  • @sparkyroots369
    @sparkyroots369 Год назад +6

    This is why Depp fans are viciously taking the piss out of AH - he has a British sense off humour which americans as stuck up as her just cannot understand. That she calls it further abuse makes it even funnier to us Brits! Owh, suits you sir!

    • @rayfinkle2805
      @rayfinkle2805 Год назад +1

      Did she drop her knickers and shit on your bed sir ooh ooh

  • @chuckflangemaster1325
    @chuckflangemaster1325 2 месяца назад

    Jolly good sir. Welcome to England, Mr Depp.

  • @revolver_84
    @revolver_84 Год назад +1

    BRILLIANT!

  • @taurianmcleod9816
    @taurianmcleod9816 Год назад +1

    Ha ha ha I love everyone in this video!!

  • @acidsunrise
    @acidsunrise 3 года назад +1

    Brilliant 😂

  • @xjohnnysxpiratex
    @xjohnnysxpiratex 14 лет назад +1

    Hahaha! I love Johnny.

  • @clivemitchell4316
    @clivemitchell4316 6 лет назад +2

    Buying a suit sir? Marvellous sir, marvellous indeed sir.

    • @rithrius5384
      @rithrius5384 5 лет назад

      Have you subjugated any Muggles recently, sir? OH! Suit you sir! OH!

  • @asifsadamisded4071
    @asifsadamisded4071 Год назад +1

    At you sir Chew

  • @arranshirovay4064
    @arranshirovay4064 6 месяцев назад

    A fine display Sir 👌

  • @Nick-iu7ks
    @Nick-iu7ks Год назад

    Brilliant memories

  • @vtorialyn
    @vtorialyn 11 лет назад +7

    Johnny Depp is a God.

  • @rizmark5522
    @rizmark5522 Год назад

    just having a look , hooray for johnny

  • @lovemunchkin
    @lovemunchkin Год назад +1

    We love JD

  • @jonnysupreme
    @jonnysupreme 2 года назад +1

    "Join us Sir oooorrhh!"

  • @andreverdonck7075
    @andreverdonck7075 2 года назад +1

    fair play mr depp, carry on...

  • @PrdtRsic
    @PrdtRsic 9 месяцев назад +2

    So funny seeing Johnny trying not to laugh, especially as the suit tailors are his fav skit xD I really do suspect a lot of it was improv, Whitehouse and Williams definitely had Depp on this one. But it worked out great. Johnny was just trying so hard not to laugh that's why i suspect improv lol

  • @mattyrab3477
    @mattyrab3477 3 года назад +2

    Mountain of minge 😂

  • @mehere3013
    @mehere3013 2 месяца назад

    good that this show is coming back as a stage show with original cast (apart from woman) due for release in 2025

  • @EckyBoy007
    @EckyBoy007 12 лет назад

    Just so funny :)

  • @6panel300
    @6panel300 5 месяцев назад

    This was when Johnny Depp was watchable!

  • @mrscrystalburton
    @mrscrystalburton 12 лет назад +1

    Now sir, single or double brasted ? Ooh!
    My godness, C'est du hard comme ils font trop rire :D

  • @cdwattie
    @cdwattie 3 года назад +2

    say what you like about johnny likes a good laugh i thought at the start he was going to get right into but he did in the end

  • @BrothersWeird
    @BrothersWeird 11 лет назад +1

    OOH! OOH, sir! OOH!

  • @christicrenshaw2772
    @christicrenshaw2772 Год назад

    There were a couple of times he was trying not to laugh lol

  • @janyd9441
    @janyd9441 6 месяцев назад +1

    WOW That's Father Brown (the blond man) :D

  • @garymurphy5133
    @garymurphy5133 Год назад

    Like the "build me a suit" line.

  • @warreng675
    @warreng675 6 лет назад +2

    Do you want it sir!

  • @LuRawen
    @LuRawen 11 лет назад +20

    I'm studying fashion...
    Oh god, will I become a female version of that some day?!? XD

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 лет назад +10

    2:43 Jack Sparrow is born.

  • @sevenwilliams3485
    @sevenwilliams3485 2 года назад +2

    Johnny has the same sense of humour as me , i loved the fast show especially these two characters . oooh!

  • @hayleydodds8751
    @hayleydodds8751 Год назад

    ❤❤❤❤

  • @GaryPeckham
    @GaryPeckham Год назад

    Suits you sir 😂

  • @simonwillis1529
    @simonwillis1529 5 лет назад +1

    God bless us Brits
    OH SUIT YOU SIR
    OH

  • @albertdewulf7688
    @albertdewulf7688 4 года назад +8

    It looks like he's acting like a wooden plank, but then you remember that he's doing a very convincing British accent.. as an American.

    • @LusciousTwinkle
      @LusciousTwinkle Год назад +2

      That is NOT British accent...in any way. At best Ill give you Transatlantic.

  • @Taporeee
    @Taporeee Месяц назад +1

    Avalanche of Quim

  • @ribz4539
    @ribz4539 2 года назад

    Look! It's yer man Kathleen! Johnny Deep!

  • @swarthyjake4433
    @swarthyjake4433 5 лет назад +1

    are you free Miss Brahms , ooh , it suits you , doesn't it Mrs Slocombe , ha ha ha !

  • @MrBarreloflaughs
    @MrBarreloflaughs 11 лет назад +2

    "Just cupping an imaginary pair of breasts" lolololol

  • @pauldockree9915
    @pauldockree9915 8 месяцев назад

    Father Brown! I am shocked.

  • @Tom135
    @Tom135 5 лет назад +3

    couldn't get away with this nowadays

  • @traceytaylor2706
    @traceytaylor2706 6 лет назад +8

    An avalanche of quim 😂😂😂

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 10 лет назад +6

    CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW FOUND HIS MATCH!!!!!

  • @wiking08
    @wiking08 Год назад

    Cudn't ask for any more cud u, from beginning to end it was a perfect sketch to end a perfect show, sad to have seen it go, there's just not as much fun on telly these days :-(

  • @cjm2005
    @cjm2005 10 лет назад +4

    A mountain of minge.

  • @RedRobinWilliams
    @RedRobinWilliams 12 лет назад

    it's the Aviva Guy and Arthur Weaseley :O XD

  • @Spohcsom
    @Spohcsom 6 месяцев назад +1

    The Americans were actually 3 years late in World War II and 3 years late in World War I.

  • @benzytv
    @benzytv 3 года назад +1

    "Prize bazookas"

  • @unstoppableExodia
    @unstoppableExodia 10 лет назад +8

    late nineties REPREZENT !!!!!!!!!!

  • @shaltibalti
    @shaltibalti 3 года назад

    Avalanche of quim.

  • @davedogge2280
    @davedogge2280 3 года назад +6

    You know something there is some feeling of the weird parts of Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining" in this scene. There really is, the music, the weird guys in suits, the surreal nature of it, yet the ominous and disturbing nature of it. It's a really risky scene, wouldn't get broadcast on UK TV these days I think.

    • @duffman18
      @duffman18 3 года назад

      It does get broadcast on UK TV these days, though. It's on Gold, if you've got sky or bt or virgin

    • @nuntana2
      @nuntana2 2 года назад

      The lefty feminazi cancel brigade would be all over this today like a cheap suit 😉

    • @MrSchnitzelSchitz
      @MrSchnitzelSchitz 2 года назад +1

      @@nuntana2 pinstripe or tweed?

  • @goatwarrior3570
    @goatwarrior3570 2 года назад

    I can't believe Borin Johnson was in this.

  • @leperlord7078
    @leperlord7078 9 лет назад

    Brilliant !!!!!
    i came here looking for a british skit of a keen american . He was being interviewed in a gym i think , the bloke was way keen and pumped on being american ,THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD , he even got near tears at one point lol . For my life i cant remember what show it was , can anyone here help me suss it out please ?

    • @davehedgehogUK
      @davehedgehogUK 7 лет назад +1

      Wouldn't be Little Britain USA would it? Have a search for that, see if it's the right one.