Light speed in anime means long enough to fit 5 paragraphs of dialogue, an entire episode dedicated to the villain's backstory, another episode dedicated to the villain's masters's backstory, the flash back to the present where half the episode is the protagonist internally monologuing.
Tbf the jump back is a move of survival. You wouldn’t want to be in range of an enemy you don’t know the capabilities of especially if they demonstrated that they can react to you.
@@princelamar1735 Unless you're fighting someone much weaker than you they'll always be able to react. It makes zero sense for an enormously superhuman combatant who should be good at fighting to waste energy by charging in with a singular punch and jumping away instead of following up.
Fun fact: the first attack took him around 21 seconds to reach his opponent. If he was moving lightspeed he would have moved almost 4 million miles away from earth. Way past the moon
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The "I could care less"/"I couldn't care less" bit is a very fair point though. I mean, sure, they should be fighting, but if they're not at least they're educating people.
@@IrDaNoobKing oh lord, ok & what source did u get that info from, just because “Americans” YOU’VE encountered use it incorrectly doesn’t mean that it is in fact the “Americans” who mostly use it incorrectly, honestly, there was no need to bring up nationality at all, everyone of every nation & or race uses it incorrectly, it doesn’t matter, we’re all human
I loved the part where he thinks "Oh no, I won't be able to dodge this one." I see stuff like that all the time in anime, and my reaction is always "Uh, yeah if you have enough time to think about it, then you obviously have enough time to move."
@@TheStapleGunKid that’s pretty easily disprovable, particularly if you extend “reasonable” attacks to include anime shit. Example: The attack is hitting someone with a moon. You’re in space, can survive there, and fly, but not fast enough to dodge the moon moving 1% the speed of light from 1 light second away. You fly hundreds of miles in the 100 seconds it takes to reach you, but still get hit. And yes, all the real life examples of “see and comprehend a thing and try to dodge but realize you can’t” will be really weird fringe cases where something very fast moves a very long way while being obvious, like cheetahs, or derailed trains in a parked car, or a collapsing wall. Also explosives. Weird shit. Definitely not two dudes squared up throwing normal-human-hands. For sure you should dodge that if you have time to think anything. Just as a general concept, for sure there are situations you can think and still not dodge.
@@demonzabrak Well I suppose if you want to include the rarest, most ridiculous situations ever, then yeah there could be such a case. But that wasn't what I was talking about. Again, this isn't a rare thing in anime. It's quite common, which is why Caleb included it, I'm sure.
I love it when characters can discuss what they want for dinner today while taking a whole episode to land their attack on the opponent- and when their attack doesn’t land, *that’s* when you know the episode is filler.
I love how their conversation just becomes a petty back and forth and they both seem to forget they are fighting. It's like a Twitter argument in real time
Caleb, the manga goes into great depth about how everyone above the power level of 15,000 communicate beyond light speed, so the scene makes perfect sense.
Caleb really made a skit to cover the fact that he wants to correct people's misusage of common idioms, and I am fucking here for it. Like when people say "irregardless"
@@user-sh9ww1yk1y It's not about it being real, it's the fact that it doesn't make any sense. A person deflects on admitting another person's right by saying "same difference." but the phrase doesn't make any sense because something can't have the SAME trait and be DIFFERENT because of that trait.
The one that always got me was FMA:Brotherhood. Bradley is taking his killing swing at the old ninja and we know both of them are super fast. But during the swing he says 2 whole sentences, one of which remarked on how quick he was. 😑
0:43 This is what I think every time whenever anybody in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure does a light speed barrage while speaking a bunch of words couple of times and the victim still somehow survive, like bro, HOW MANY times were you hit? And also how fast DIO speaks in general, like he had an entire monolouge during the 20-meter radius emerald splash while the emeralds were just like 2 inches away from him when he just started speaking.
I remember another such moment in Jojo. There was this scene I recall where they were doing this move where they were jumping off their Stands to gain a vertical boost. But they had them monologuing for so long in-between the attack that it looked more like they were flying and not Stand-Jumping.
That’s another thing: DIO says he can stop time for 5 seconds, and then 9 seconds by the end of the fight. However, he spends at least 10 seconds at the start of EVERY time stop talking about how Jotaro can’t defeat him.
The monologues between attacks is literally just the animation studio saying we're not spending any more time or money on another punch or kick. These characters are going to use their words for the next 6 episodes.
Even worse when they don’t even make a new animation for the attack but just reuse the clip of him attacking over and over again. Usually with a blue or black void behind them so they don’t have to worry about the background not lining up.
God, thanks so much for capturing this trope perfectly. It's waaaaay too common in anime. Characters will kill 3 enemies with a single sword swing only for them to be like, "oh shit, a SNEAK ATTACK?! Man, there is no way to dodge this, looks like I am in for a world of hurt." and get bodied after thinking entire sentences to themselves.
Especially in sports anime, where "the final second" of the match can drag out to a few episodes while the protagonists remembers about his entire life experience in order to score the final point.
I love my sports anime and that's too true. Last 30 seconds of the clock with no time to actually think and both internal monologues for 5 minutes. Lol
Props to the accurate scene at the end. There's always just some random scene, sometimes even between hero vs villain where they just correct the opponent's grammar mid-conversation, and this pulled off an exageration of it perfectly
2:14 "I dont only train my body" "But my mind is well" "I read books" "I eat good" "I get 8 hours of sleep" Caleb lowkey telling us to work out. edit: ty for clearing it up commenters
Bro wtf you don't need to edit your comment to thank them just thank them with a new comment What's next you edit your comment any time you want to leave a new comment?
@@reneejordan8490 oh really damn I thought free will was broken Duh everyone knows that but they don't have to its distracting from their original comment it's better to not cheapen your comment and just make a new comment thanking everyone you see my point now? It's the same exact reason why you don't put a joke on a joke it distract people from one of the jokes
In anime the unspoken rule is that talking is a free action. The MC can recite the whole Bible between supersonic punches and he'll still be perfectly audible to everyone including the audience.
Let’s not forget the countless times when an anime reuses the exact same 30-60 second long attack animation, but with a blue or black void behind it, over and over again every single time the character attacks. Also very common in Tokusatsu shows like Power Rangers.
People be so confused when I correct them too.. like i have to explain to them that they are trying to tell me they dont give a fuck, but thats not what the words that are coming out of their mouths are implying
Love this! It's far too common in anime. Also the "I'm about to take this seriously" line after fighting hard and getting beaten down multiple times...and then they start winning, only for the other guy to "take it seriously," and then it just keeps bouncing back and forth between them "taking it seriously." It's like "I'm about to take this seriously" means "I'm going to go up from 1/100th of my total power to 2/100th of my total power," at least until the final 100/100th of their total power, in which case the main character comes out on top or learns a valuable lesson about something.
You're missing the part where the attack leaves a long lingering dust cloud, multiple camera angles and cuts to other characters reactions as they talk about it, or even across the world if they're tuning into the fight on TV, everybody turning away as though the fight is over just feeling sorrow, remorse, pity, disappointment or even triumph... But then you hear ominous laughter, and everyone turns back all incredulous, like no way, no way! and the dust starts to clear, slowly, methodically, purposefully, building the suspense to a fever pitch when suddenly, unexpectedly, before you even have a moment to comprehend what's going to happen...! "IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON. BALL. ZZZZZZZ~~~~" 🐉 🏀
If the person you're attacking while talking can keep up with the conversation, then its a big sign they can also keep up with the speed of your attack. I remember normally seeing these kinds of moves in last desperation attacks, like you already weakened them and the main character is talking a full sentence on why they about to win before landing the final hit.
@shi pou Reaction time vs Travel time. I think a character reacting at the speed of light can still wait for the last moment to dodge but the person attacking at the speed of light and talking would be impossible without fast lip reading skills. So that still means that dude has lightspeed ability to even read you talking at lightspeed LOL
@@IN-tm8mw The brain does not have the ability to even process information nearly that fast, lool, read lips that are going at light speed wtf, I don't care if someone could actually move in short bursts at light speed how can someone possibly talk that fast and why would they bother, no one including themselves is going to hear it, sound doesn't travel that fast, and no one would have time to lip read since that takes extra concentration and time, plus, its actually impossible for solid matter to move at light speed anyway, only massless particles that have no intertia acting on them can do that because that is what defines having no mass, being able to move unperturbed in air or a vacume, so any anime characters or comic book characters being claimed to be light speed and even more ridiculous over lol are just plain dumb.
@@IN-tm8mw the lips would still look like they are closed. he wouldn't even see him moving if he's at light speed. any kind of information can only travel at the speed of light and not above I believe. but who cares it's an educational anime about the choice of words you use daily!
Having recently binged several seasons of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, I can attest and affirm that the ability to not care less when performing a light speed attack literally has no bearing on whether your stand is invincible or not. There is plenty of room for your care bear level to go down from there unless you've mastered your hamon techniques to the utmost, which will mostly be forgotten by the second season.
A thing can't be "so perfect". The word so means "to such a great extent". However, perfect is already at it's greatest extent. You can't be better than perfect. Meaning "so perfect" is a useless term, and perfect is the more correct one to use.
@@huh968 yes, in the same way, in this very planet Earth, there is this little thing called the mistake. A mistake is an act or judgement that is misguided or wrong. You see, on this planet, there are humans, and the humans have the capability of accidentally typing something incorrect. Including yourself. If you focus on the word “accidentally” that is mentioned above, you will realise that the person typing the comment accidentally typed the incorrect version of “at its greatest extent.” The word “wut” ironically, is also the incorrect version of the word “what.” Another thing that is ironic, is that you yourself, huh968, has typed an incorrect version of the correct version before.
i’ve always been under the impression that once you care less than a certain level, it involves actively avoiding the subject, which would be more effort than if you could care less i could care less, but why bother?
Thank you Caleb for informing everyone in a subtle way that "nip it in the bud" and "couldn't care less" are the correct phrases and teaching us all that colloquial phrases are precise elements of our speech that cannot be approximated. That's what this one was about right? :P
Could care less is correct. It is informing the person you are talking to that you care less than they do. "No one could care less than I." "I could, darling. I could care less."
@@macdaddymario By your example, yes, it is correct. But if one were to say, "Stop talking; I could care less", that'd be incorrect. That implies that they care at least a little bit.
@@macdaddymario Caleb's talking about the frequent misuse of a well-known phrase not whether or not that misuse is grammatically correct. Could care less is the wrong usage of the intended saying.
This reminds me of Eyeshield 21, when every play would have characters on the sideline giving a detailed explanation on what's happening, even though the play itself would realistically only be about 10 seconds
“UH!!!!” *anime surprised face* “He’s playing THAT card. Although I didn’t think he’d do it so early, he’s using an incantation that grants him 2.4% bonus hit points. But 2.4 backwards is 4.2, which means I don’t know what I’m talking about I’m high on cocaine.”
The only thing missing is realizing they had the power of friendship to suddenly run even faster than light speed, and they figure this out WHILE they are running.
This used to kill me as a kid when we didn't have streaming. You'd tune into the episode where the fight starts... just to spend it learning the back story. You have to wait until next week to hopefully see a fight... hopefully
Same feeling when there's a whole fight going on, then someone shows up to help and they have a whole conversation in the middle of the battle. And the villain is just standing there letting them talk.
It would be funny if they started talking only to get interrupted by the villain. Or if the villain tried to interrupt, but the characters just dodged/blocked while continuing their casual conversation
Dio paused time for a few seconds to: 1) Walk down some stairs 2) Pick up Polnareff 3) Drop Polnareff down like 5 stairs 4) Run back to the top of the stairs 5) Resume posing 6) Repeat 1-5 like 3 times for no reason
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Sometimes that gets annoying though, especially if you're trying to imitate the way people actually _speak._ People don't always speak in a grammatically accurate way.
@@rhondahoward8025 Though, in writing your goal is not to make your characters talk like actual people 100%. People do make mistakes, but they do it A LOT. There's stuttering, pauses, lapses and all other kinds of flaws that having too much of would destroy flow. The key is to make your characters believable. Not realistic. ^-^ You don't want them acting too far in either direction.
I would like to point out that this is also true in D&D, where there is a definitive limit to how many attacks you can make in a round, but you can make an entire villain speech, and responses, in the same amount of time. By the way, a round is defined as "Six Seconds".
Also in manga and Shiite wikis say the character can destroy and reconstruct the universe in one millisecond by only existing but he needs to fight very hardly just to save a planet
Boy, those 48 minutes in the Tournament of Power sure were intense… On a side note, this kind of thing also tends to happen a LOT in Xianxia/Xuanhuan/etc. Anyone trying to get into those should get used to the phrase, “In the time it takes for a spark to fly off a piece of flint,” or something along those lines.
I'm fully convinced that every DBZ character talks at superspeed and sounds like a mosquito buzzing but they just slow it down for the audience's sake. No other explanation makes sense.
@@TheSquareOnes That’s almost entirely certain to be the case. There were plenty of pure dialogue scenes in the Tournament of Power that couldn’t have possibly been fit into a tournament that’s only supposed to be 48 minutes total. Hell, the final episodes were all in like the last minute of the entire tournament!
@@mtc8149 I also think that every DB character can read minds. They talk at speeds faster than light, meaning they couldn't possibly understand each other with words alone, but because they can read minds, they can read what the other person is trying to say and go from there. Or time in DB is bullshit, but what do I know
@@TheSquareOnes Yeah, there's even a scene in the original dragon ball where Krillin and Roshi essentially blur for a second and then Roshi just falls down with the action too fast to see for the audience. So they explain that they had an exchange of blows, talked a bit and agreed to solve it with rock-paper-scissors, played a game, then Krillin won - all in a fraction of a second. And that was _a lot_ of power levels ago.
One of my favourite moments in manga history was when one character in a manga I was reading said "The light moves pretty slowly". The sheer physical impossibility of seeing light move towards you, let alone seeing it move slowly, was enough to send me into a fit. Of laughter, but a fit nonetheless.
@@raphu2272 In order for you to see something at all, light has to bounce off the thing and into your eyes - meaning if light was moving slowly enough for you to perceive it, your vision would be useless regardless. If x universe doesn't operate this way, why do the characters even have eyes, and why is every other law of physics implied to be the same as our own?
@@halkon4412 by your logic, why can they move that fast to begin with? , why isnt every fictional story a slice of life story.? you could explain why characters can see light is because their powers allow them to sense the world around them at serval times the speed of light. or maybe in that would light also emits a faster form of "light" , something like cherenkov radiation. and this is fiction anyway we have the flash who move FASTER than instant teleportation which makes faster than light by an infinite amount , why can he do this? the speed force .
@@PhantomAkira5 and that was even a short race either it was MANY light years, and that was done by barry allen, though wally west (also the flash) is even faster than that with speed feats that are IMMEASABLE. now you asking what does that mean? it means Movement BEYOND linear time. This is why the speed cannot be measured. Given that S = D/T, if T is undefined the speed formula cannot be applied. just to remind you the flash is the guy who changed continuity of the dc comics, and caused the new 52 DC comics continuity . so he is kinda important person to know.
Their eyes and mouths move so much faster than their feet so it looks like they are taking forever to use an attack when in reality it’s in slow motion
Mans in Anime be going into “Talk-No-Jutsu” and telling his whole backstory on how he became a villain all while moving light speed and has yet to connect the same hit he started the conversation with they’re actually gods.
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Light speed in anime means long enough to fit 5 paragraphs of dialogue, an entire episode dedicated to the villain's backstory, another episode dedicated to the villain's masters's backstory, the flash back to the present where half the episode is the protagonist internally monologuing.
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Don't forget the past two episodes of just standing there powering up and just having a whole conversation in the meantime
I'm sure you can fit a filler arc somewhere
naruto in a nutshell
@@racingflash6292 Oh of course, how could I forget.
The jump back after he was surprised he misses his punch was so accurate you really know all the cliches. This is great
Ikr!
Fr, the look of complete shock to overdramatic jump back with a perfect *whoosh* sound effect had me dying 😆
Tbf the jump back is a move of survival. You wouldn’t want to be in range of an enemy you don’t know the capabilities of especially if they demonstrated that they can react to you.
Bruh was literally about to comment on how clean that was.
@@princelamar1735 Unless you're fighting someone much weaker than you they'll always be able to react. It makes zero sense for an enormously superhuman combatant who should be good at fighting to waste energy by charging in with a singular punch and jumping away instead of following up.
Fun fact: the first attack took him around 21 seconds to reach his opponent. If he was moving lightspeed he would have moved almost 4 million miles away from earth. Way past the moon
That was actually really interesting! Thanks for sharing
Time moves slower at ligthspeed
@Shaban Ashraf hes just built different bro
That’s funny as hell.
thats a really long hallway
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that Caleb sped up the attacks for us to watch?
For real. Cutting out 20 minutes of talking between each punch makes this so much more watchable.
😂😂😂 this is gold
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“Is this filler?! What am I watching?! Come on?!”
This man really knows how to channel the frustration and confusion of the masses lol
If it one piece, then it isn’t filler, it’s just being dragged out like crazy by Toei
I use to speak like that 🤣 people are terrible with phrases and grammar. I thought I was helping. I could care less now
meirl before I gave up watching Naruto and Bleach.
@@kintama3453 cough foxy arc cough
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51. A Burning Culinary Battle? Sanji vs. The Gorgeous Chef
54. Foreboding of a New Adventure! The Puzzling Girl, Apis
55. The Holy Beast! Apis’ Secret and the Legendary Island
56. Eric’s Raid! Great Escape from Warship Island!
57. Lone Island in a Distant Sea! The Legendary Lost Island
58. Duel in the Ruins! Strained Zoro vs. Eric!
59. Luffy, Completely Surrounded! Admiral Nelson’s Secret Plan
60. Those Who Soar in the Open Skies! Revival of the 1000 Year Legend!
61. Angry Finale! Cross the Red Line!
93. Coming to the Desert Kingdom! The Rain-Calling Powder and the Rebel Army!
98. Here Come the Desert Pirates! The Men who Live Free
99. Spirit of the Fakes! Heart of the Rebel Army, Kamyu!
101. Heat Haze Duel! Ace vs. Scorpion Man
102. Ruins and Lost Ways! Vivi, Her Friends, and the Country’s Form
131. The First Patient! Anecdote of the Rumble Ball
132. The Navigator’s Mutiny! For an Unwavering Dream!
133. Inherited Recipe! Sanji the Curry Iron Chef
134. I’ll Make it Bloom! Manly Usopp’s Eight-Shaku Ball
135. Infamous Pirate Hunter! The Wandering Swordsman, Zoro!
136. Zenny of Goat Island and the Pirate Ship in the Mountains!
137. How’s That for Profit? Money Lender Zenny’s Ambition!
138. Where the Island’s Treasure Lies! Zenny Pirates Full Charge!
139. Legend of the Rainbow Mist! Ruluka Island and the Old Man Henzo!
140. Inhabitants of Neverland! The Pumpkin Pirates!
141. A Longing for Home! The Inescapable Pirate Graveyard!
142. Frantic Struggle! Wetton’s Plans and the Rainbow Tower
143. And Then the Legend Begins! To the End of the Rainbow
196. Emergency Official Announcement! Notorious Pirate Ship Infiltration!
197. Sanji the Cook! Showing His Real Worth at the Marine Dining-room!
198. Zoro’s Imprisonment and Chopper’s Emergency Operation!
199. The Search of the Approaching Marines! The Second Person Who Was Captured!
200. Luffy and Sanji’s Desperate Decision! Large Rescue Maneuvers!
201. Hot Blood Special Unit Participation! Bridge Offensive and Defensive Battle!
202. Smash the Barricade! The Going Merry is Recovered
203. The Missing Pirate Ship! 2nd Round Assault on the Fortress
204. The Gold Recovery Plan and the Waver Recovery Plan!
205. Catch Them All in One Net! Jonathan’s Secret Scheme
206. So Long, Marine Base! The Final Battle for Freedom
213. Round 3! Round and Round Roller Race!
214. Burning Roller Race! Dash into the Final Round!
215. The Screaming Speed Serve! Pirate Dodgeball!
216. Final Match on the Edge! Dharma has Fallen!
220. You Lost Your Memory? It Was Taken? Who Are You?
221. The Mysterious Boy With the Whistle and Robin’s Guess!
222. Get Back Your Memories! Landing on the Island!
223. Zoro Sharpens His Fangs! A Fight With a Wild Beast!
224. The Memory Thief’s Final Counterattack Shows His True Nature!
225. A Man of Pride! Foxy the Silver Fox
226. The Nigh Invincible Man? And a Very Dangerous Man!
279. Jump Into the Falls! Luffy’s Feelings!!
280. A Man’s Way of Life! Zoro’s Techniques, Usopp’s Dream
281. A Bond of Friendship Woven by Tears! Nami’s World Map!
282. Separation Refines a Man! Sanji and Chopper
283. All for my Friends’ Sake! The Darkness Within Robin!
291. Boss Luffy Returns! A Dream or Reality Lottery Trouble
292. The Great Mochimaki Race to the Castle! Conspiracy of the Red Nose
303. The Criminal is Boss Luffy? Chase the Vanished Great Sakura Tree
317. The Girl Searching for the Yagara! Great Investigation in the Water Metropolis!
318. The Mother is Strong! Zoro’s Slapstick Housework Help
319. Sanji Crashes! The Mysterious Old Man and Intense Cooking
326. Mysterious Party of Pirates! The Sunny and a Dangerous Trap
327. Sunny in a Pinch! Roar, Secret Superspeed Mecha
328. The Dream Sinking in the New World! The Pirate of Despair, Puzzle
329. The Assassins Attack! The Great Battle Above the Ice Begins
330. The Hard Fights of the Straw Hat Crew! The Pirate Soul Banking it All on the Flag
331. Hot Full Throttle! The Twins’ Magnetic Power Draws Near
332. The Great Chaos Mansion! The Angry Don and the Imprisoned Crew
333. The Phoenix Returns! The Dream of the Pirate Flag Sworn to a Friend
No. Title
334. The Super Final Atsu Atsu Battle! Luffy vs. the Scorching Don
335. Waiting in the New World! Farewell to the Courageous Pirates
336. Chopper Man Departs! Protect the TV Station by the Shore
382. Noro Noro Menace - Return of Foxy the Silver Fox
383. The Great Treasure Contest! Collapse! Spa Island
384. Brook’s Hard Struggle - The Difficult Path of Becoming a True Comrade?
406. Special Historical Arc - Boss Luffy Appears Again
407. Special Historical Arc - Boss Luffy Appears Again
426. Movie-connected Special - The Gold Lion’s Ambition Moves Forward
427. Movie-connected Special - Little East Blue is Targeted
428. Movie-connected Special - The Amigo Pirate Crew’s Vicious Assault
429. Movie-connected Special - The Decisive Battle! Luffy vs. Largo
457. Special Retrospective Before Marineford - The Siblings’ Vow!
458. Special Retrospective Before Marineford - Assemble! The Three Admirals
492. The Strongest Tag-Team! Luffy and Toriko’s Hard Struggle!
497. Leaving the Dadan Family!? The Secret Base is Complete
498. Apprentice Luffy!? The Man who Fought the Pirate King!
499. The Battle Against the Big Tiger! Who Will Be the Captain!
506. The Straw Hat Crew Shocked! The Bad News is Received
542. Team Formation! Save Chopper
575. Z’s Ambition Arc - The Little Giant Lily!
576. Z’s Ambition Arc - The Mysterious Strongest Army Appears!
577. Z’s Ambition Arc - A Desperate Big Escape Strategy!
578. Z’s Ambition Arc - Luffy vs. Shuzo!
590. History’s Strongest Collaboration vs. Glutton of the Sea
626. Caesar Goes Missing! The Pirate Alliance Makes a Sortie
627. Luffy Dies at Sea?! The Pirate Alliance Comes Apart
628. A Major Turnaround! Luffy’s Angry Iron Fist Strikes
747. The Silver Fortress - Luffy and Barto’s Great Adventure
748. An Underground Maze - Luffy vs. the Tram Human
749. The Sword Technique Heats Up - Law and Zoro Finally Appear!
750. A Desperate Situation - Luffy Fights a Battle in Extreme Heat
751. Curtain-up on a New Adventure - Arriving at the Phantom Island, Zou!
775. Save Zunisha - The Straw Hat’s Rescue Operation!
780. A Hungry Front - Luffy and the Marine Rookies!
No. Title
781. The Implacable Three - A Big Chase After the Straw Hats!
782. The Devil’s Fist - A Show Down! Luffy vs. Grount
807. A Heartbreaking Duel - Luffy vs. Sanji - Part 1
881. Going into Action - The Implacable New Fleet Admiral Sakazuki
895. Special Edition! The Strongest Bounty Hunter Cidre
896. Special Edition! - Clash! Luffy vs. the King of Carbonation
907. 20th Anniversary! Special Romance Dawn
"As if I would stand here and let you hit me"
-literally the smartest bad guy in history
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Of course he’s going to dodge it if it takes long enough for bots to start spamming the comments section
Sans fight basically.
I'm just here to snipe the inevitable Undertale fan who sees this.
Something something, Sans Skeleman.
@@Graysett before you aim the sniper at me please know I am not a undertale fan and all I know about it is that sans is the only boss that dodges.
1:51 I’m with bro on this. People saying “I ‘could’ care less” has always been a pet peeve of mine lol
Fr me too
@@HabitualThinker ikr🤣
They don't care, though...
I could care less
I could care less about your opinion on the phrase
/j
The "I could care less"/"I couldn't care less" bit is a very fair point though. I mean, sure, they should be fighting, but if they're not at least they're educating people.
It’s satisfying hearing it come from an American too because it’s more often than not them who get it wrong
I like the 'nip it in the butt' point the best.
_"Unless you want to, bite some ass."_
@@IrDaNoobKing oh lord, ok & what source did u get that info from, just because “Americans” YOU’VE encountered use it incorrectly doesn’t mean that it is in fact the “Americans” who mostly use it incorrectly, honestly, there was no need to bring up nationality at all, everyone of every nation & or race uses it incorrectly, it doesn’t matter, we’re all human
@@reallynigga8152 some humans are more inferior than others
@@reallynigga8152 Nah dude, Americans are wack with grammar. Not quite Indian tier, but definetly down there.
1:12 I swear the random noises caleb makes when he’s hit never fails to send me 🤣
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Did you mean 1:12 ?
Certified Goofy moment
I love how Caleb's skits are simultaneously high quality and low budget.
Made with care, not cash.
Resourceful
True
Lmao gave this man like $10 and he made gold 😂🏆
@@brockfordjunktion man that's a fucking amazing quote, Imma use that
"Is this filler?" Is the most realistic line i have ever experienced when watching anime
I loved the part where he thinks "Oh no, I won't be able to dodge this one."
I see stuff like that all the time in anime, and my reaction is always "Uh, yeah if you have enough time to think about it, then you obviously have enough time to move."
No, because the mind is faster than the body, that's why one needs to train his body even more than his mind!
@@Leyhkeze If you have enough time to process they are about to hit you and think about it, then you have enough time to dodge.
@@TheStapleGunKid that’s pretty easily disprovable, particularly if you extend “reasonable” attacks to include anime shit.
Example: The attack is hitting someone with a moon. You’re in space, can survive there, and fly, but not fast enough to dodge the moon moving 1% the speed of light from 1 light second away. You fly hundreds of miles in the 100 seconds it takes to reach you, but still get hit.
And yes, all the real life examples of “see and comprehend a thing and try to dodge but realize you can’t” will be really weird fringe cases where something very fast moves a very long way while being obvious, like cheetahs, or derailed trains in a parked car, or a collapsing wall. Also explosives. Weird shit.
Definitely not two dudes squared up throwing normal-human-hands. For sure you should dodge that if you have time to think anything. Just as a general concept, for sure there are situations you can think and still not dodge.
@@demonzabrak Well I suppose if you want to include the rarest, most ridiculous situations ever, then yeah there could be such a case. But that wasn't what I was talking about. Again, this isn't a rare thing in anime. It's quite common, which is why Caleb included it, I'm sure.
@@demonzabrak bro wrote a whole paragraph to explain why he's technically right
I love it when characters can discuss what they want for dinner today while taking a whole episode to land their attack on the opponent- and when their attack doesn’t land, *that’s* when you know the episode is filler.
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I love how their conversation just becomes a petty back and forth and they both seem to forget they are fighting. It's like a Twitter argument in real time
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Megamind and metroman
@@derekkim593 Really, Megamind could have gotten a sequel but Despicable Me robbed it of the chance...
lol facts
lol facts
Caleb, the manga goes into great depth about how everyone above the power level of 15,000 communicate beyond light speed, so the scene makes perfect sense.
Bro forgot to read the original source material
The most replayed timestamp in the video didn’t surprise me at all 😂 his pain noises are immaculate
_gah_
Remember kids, in fiction talking is a free action. It really do be like that though.
Still love that Caleb just plays every character.
In 5e, round is 6 seconds so that’s actually pretty accurate.
I smell a DND reference lol very nice
Caleb really made a skit to cover the fact that he wants to correct people's misusage of common idioms, and I am fucking here for it. Like when people say "irregardless"
"same difference"
good thing you dont take caleb for granite
@@JS-rv3et Totally! Caleb’s bonus to funnium makes him way better to take when mining for that then granite.
@@kapicalkap2858 same difference is a real one...
@@user-sh9ww1yk1y It's not about it being real, it's the fact that it doesn't make any sense. A person deflects on admitting another person's right by saying "same difference." but the phrase doesn't make any sense because something can't have the SAME trait and be DIFFERENT because of that trait.
The one that always got me was FMA:Brotherhood. Bradley is taking his killing swing at the old ninja and we know both of them are super fast. But during the swing he says 2 whole sentences, one of which remarked on how quick he was. 😑
Pretty sure that was an internal monologue on Bradley's part. His mouth isn't moving at all.
0:43 This is what I think every time whenever anybody in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure does a light speed barrage while speaking a bunch of words couple of times and the victim still somehow survive, like bro, HOW MANY times were you hit?
And also how fast DIO speaks in general, like he had an entire monolouge during the 20-meter radius emerald splash while the emeralds were just like 2 inches away from him when he just started speaking.
FAXX
I remember another such moment in Jojo.
There was this scene I recall where they were doing this move where they were jumping off their Stands to gain a vertical boost. But they had them monologuing for so long in-between the attack that it looked more like they were flying and not Stand-Jumping.
He must’ve stopped time to speak lol
Guess that's why they call it "Bizarre" lol
That’s another thing: DIO says he can stop time for 5 seconds, and then 9 seconds by the end of the fight. However, he spends at least 10 seconds at the start of EVERY time stop talking about how Jotaro can’t defeat him.
The monologues between attacks is literally just the animation studio saying we're not spending any more time or money on another punch or kick. These characters are going to use their words for the next 6 episodes.
I watched the Anime X-men, there was a point where the action stopped and it was talking for the rest of the season.
@@jayskull935 lmao!!!
More like: "WE ARE REACHING THE MANGA, WE HAVE TO SLOWDOWN AND MAKE 20 PAGE CHAPTER INTO MULTIPLE EPISODES"
Cough cough one piece
Even worse when they don’t even make a new animation for the attack but just reuse the clip of him attacking over and over again. Usually with a blue or black void behind them so they don’t have to worry about the background not lining up.
Caleb is a perfect example of quality AND quantity.
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Do you know what quantity means
@@cheesy_potato9243 I mean he has over 200 videos, and that's excluding a lot of the old ones, I'd say that's good quantity
@@neilxdavis5359 stop sub begging. But you’re probably a bit anyway
@@eezy1176 he uploads bout once a month these days
God, thanks so much for capturing this trope perfectly. It's waaaaay too common in anime. Characters will kill 3 enemies with a single sword swing only for them to be like, "oh shit, a SNEAK ATTACK?! Man, there is no way to dodge this, looks like I am in for a world of hurt." and get bodied after thinking entire sentences to themselves.
"How was that lightspeed he was talking?" might be the most logical thing he's said in a video
*"Oh brother, what is this guy, an encyclopedia!?"*
*Caleb is the peak of comedy.*
nope,not gonna let you say "..." still no "..."
Hey!
Especially in sports anime, where "the final second" of the match can drag out to a few episodes while the protagonists remembers about his entire life experience in order to score the final point.
I love my sports anime and that's too true. Last 30 seconds of the clock with no time to actually think and both internal monologues for 5 minutes. Lol
yeah
Lucifero vs Asta
That buzzer beater 3-pointer by Kogure flashed back to an entire arc.
Props to the accurate scene at the end. There's always just some random scene, sometimes even between hero vs villain where they just correct the opponent's grammar mid-conversation, and this pulled off an exageration of it perfectly
1:43 "unless you're just trying to bite some a**" 🤣🤣🤣
"Sounds like you're trying to bite some ass"
Lmao, caleb is unmatched
That part took me
Thought I was the only one caught it 😭😂😂
Sounds like he said "Unless you're trying to bite some ass..." and then a bit more after that
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Lmaooo omg
2:14
"I dont only train my body"
"But my mind is well"
"I read books"
"I eat good"
"I get 8 hours of sleep"
Caleb lowkey telling us to work out.
edit: ty for clearing it up commenters
The question marks are "but my mind is well"
“But my mind as well”
Bro wtf you don't need to edit your comment to thank them just thank them with a new comment
What's next you edit your comment any time you want to leave a new comment?
@@rider338 if they want to they can
@@reneejordan8490 oh really damn I thought free will was broken
Duh everyone knows that but they don't have to its distracting from their original comment it's better to not cheapen your comment and just make a new comment thanking everyone you see my point now? It's the same exact reason why you don't put a joke on a joke it distract people from one of the jokes
This was secretly Caleb's way of ranting about people misunderstanding the phrase "nip it in the bud."
1:18 him easing into the left side of the frame twice in a row got me 💀
If you’re able to talk about a light speed attack coming towards you, you probably meet all the requirements to dodge it.
Mind blown.
I'll take note in case if I ever need to identify if I could counter someone's lightspeed
They can talk but logicaly the words wouldnt come out till they finnish their attack, lightspeed>speed of Sound
In anime the unspoken rule is that talking is a free action. The MC can recite the whole Bible between supersonic punches and he'll still be perfectly audible to everyone including the audience.
Jotaro “I can only stop time for half a second but let me reflect on everything that brought me to this moment before I kick your ass” Kujo
@@swordsmancs Dio “I’ve tricked you and have you dead to rights but will laugh for what is supposed to be 3 seconds” Brando
@@swordsmancs dio and jonathan falling down a two story house for like twenty minutes
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That’s how it feels in early Marvel comics, where everyone has to describe everything everyone is doing in meticulous detail.
Let’s not forget the countless times when an anime reuses the exact same 30-60 second long attack animation, but with a blue or black void behind it, over and over again every single time the character attacks.
Also very common in Tokusatsu shows like Power Rangers.
“How fast are they talking?!”
I’ve literally been asking that very question for years
THANK YOU!! As a true “I couldn’t care less” enthusiast, i greatly appreciate you bringing awareness to such an important distinction
Low key there arent many of us out there
I could care less about this distinction.
People be so confused when I correct them too.. like i have to explain to them that they are trying to tell me they dont give a fuck, but thats not what the words that are coming out of their mouths are implying
When people have zero fucks to give, but enough care to spare.
@@iPl4yeRTv you mean you couldn’t care less
Love this! It's far too common in anime. Also the "I'm about to take this seriously" line after fighting hard and getting beaten down multiple times...and then they start winning, only for the other guy to "take it seriously," and then it just keeps bouncing back and forth between them "taking it seriously." It's like "I'm about to take this seriously" means "I'm going to go up from 1/100th of my total power to 2/100th of my total power," at least until the final 100/100th of their total power, in which case the main character comes out on top or learns a valuable lesson about something.
Something something friendship power up HNGGHHH!!!!
Shaggy
And episodes later they realise their limit was higher than 100%
Or you know its one of THOSE animes and they just mercilessly kill the main character
Ngl, when he starts running at the beginning, it sort of looks like a loading screen
"How is this lightspeed!?" 🤣🤣🤣
he's just turning the camera in a circle really fast 🤣
The ole Hanna-Barbera trick.
This plus selective hearing over large distances. I still don't know how Gohan and cell heard each other in the final showdown.
Naruto vs Tobi they were like 2 miles away speaking to each other with their inside voice lol
Ki-hearing
@@Curseco bro get out of hear with that explanation. Ki isn't like a catch-all for everything in Dragonball.
@@GFerros hes joking dawg
@@GFerros calm is a joke
1:43 “unless you’re trying to bite some ass”
That got me 😂
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Caleb is just a perfect actor period lol. Imagine him in movies xD
"Unless you tryna bite some ass* got me rolling💀
You're missing the part where the attack leaves a long lingering dust cloud, multiple camera angles and cuts to other characters reactions as they talk about it, or even across the world if they're tuning into the fight on TV, everybody turning away as though the fight is over just feeling sorrow, remorse, pity, disappointment or even triumph... But then you hear ominous laughter, and everyone turns back all incredulous, like no way, no way! and the dust starts to clear, slowly, methodically, purposefully, building the suspense to a fever pitch when suddenly, unexpectedly, before you even have a moment to comprehend what's going to happen...!
"IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON. BALL. ZZZZZZZ~~~~" 🐉 🏀
I think I saw that exact episode! :o
So damn frustrating... but there I was tuning in the following week. 🤦♀️
If the person you're attacking while talking can keep up with the conversation, then its a big sign they can also keep up with the speed of your attack. I remember normally seeing these kinds of moves in last desperation attacks, like you already weakened them and the main character is talking a full sentence on why they about to win before landing the final hit.
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@shi pou small delay? Light is around 1 million times faster than sound in air.
@shi pou Reaction time vs Travel time. I think a character reacting at the speed of light can still wait for the last moment to dodge but the person attacking at the speed of light and talking would be impossible without fast lip reading skills. So that still means that dude has lightspeed ability to even read you talking at lightspeed LOL
@@IN-tm8mw The brain does not have the ability to even process information nearly that fast, lool, read lips that are going at light speed wtf, I don't care if someone could actually move in short bursts at light speed how can someone possibly talk that fast and why would they bother, no one including themselves is going to hear it, sound doesn't travel that fast, and no one would have time to lip read since that takes extra concentration and time, plus, its actually impossible for solid matter to move at light speed anyway, only massless particles that have no intertia acting on them can do that because that is what defines having no mass, being able to move unperturbed in air or a vacume, so any anime characters or comic book characters being claimed to be light speed and even more ridiculous over lol are just plain dumb.
@@IN-tm8mw the lips would still look like they are closed.
he wouldn't even see him moving if he's at light speed.
any kind of information can only travel at the speed of light and not above I believe.
but who cares it's an educational anime about the choice of words you use daily!
Having recently binged several seasons of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, I can attest and affirm that the ability to not care less when performing a light speed attack literally has no bearing on whether your stand is invincible or not. There is plenty of room for your care bear level to go down from there unless you've mastered your hamon techniques to the utmost, which will mostly be forgotten by the second season.
PT4 slight spoilers?
I do like that they show Rohan's inner monologue happens in about .46 seconds, so I imagine that applies to most fights
The fact that the villain is going through the same pain that Caleb is going through is so hilllarious.
This video is so perfect. Using the long slow attack sequences to sneak in full conversations about commonly messed up phrases is genius.
A thing can't be "so perfect". The word so means "to such a great extent". However, perfect is already at it's greatest extent. You can't be better than perfect. Meaning "so perfect" is a useless term, and perfect is the more correct one to use.
@May you have peace It's "I couldn't care less"
@@dewdew66hy "at it is greatest extent" bro wut?
@@huh968 yes, in the same way, in this very planet Earth, there is this little thing called the mistake. A mistake is an act or judgement that is misguided or wrong. You see, on this planet, there are humans, and the humans have the capability of accidentally typing something incorrect. Including yourself. If you focus on the word “accidentally” that is mentioned above, you will realise that the person typing the comment accidentally typed the incorrect version of “at its greatest extent.” The word “wut” ironically, is also the incorrect version of the word “what.” Another thing that is ironic, is that you yourself, huh968, has typed an incorrect version of the correct version before.
‘Unless you’re tryna bite some ass’ had me 🤣🤣🤣
XD
i’ve always been under the impression that once you care less than a certain level, it involves actively avoiding the subject, which would be more effort than if you could care less
i could care less, but why bother?
bro couldve graduated college and had kids before he missed that punch
love how speed of sound is faster than speed of light in anime. didnt see the man move but heard his 2 minute 30 second monologue
That's true
Never forget how The 3rd Hokage’s Reaper Death Seal took like 10 episodes to go through
😭
I swear to fucking God.
And when you thought it was finally over: boom, an entire episode worth of monologue about the spirit of the leaf village or some shit like that
Bruh flashbacks
Lol! And then to only end up with orochimaru's arms
"I won't be able to dodge this 1......unless....(flashback)"
0:34 That surprised noise with the look omfg that’s so accurate
Thank you Caleb for informing everyone in a subtle way that "nip it in the bud" and "couldn't care less" are the correct phrases and teaching us all that colloquial phrases are precise elements of our speech that cannot be approximated.
That's what this one was about right? :P
You should watch Wordcrimes by Weird Al. Really explains it and more.
Could care less is correct. It is informing the person you are talking to that you care less than they do.
"No one could care less than I."
"I could, darling. I could care less."
@@macdaddymario By your example, yes, it is correct. But if one were to say, "Stop talking; I could care less", that'd be incorrect. That implies that they care at least a little bit.
@@macdaddymario “I care absolutely nothing about the matter. I couldn’t care less.”
“I care about the matter somewhat. I could care less.”
@@macdaddymario Caleb's talking about the frequent misuse of a well-known phrase not whether or not that misuse is grammatically correct. Could care less is the wrong usage of the intended saying.
This reminds me of Eyeshield 21, when every play would have characters on the sideline giving a detailed explanation on what's happening, even though the play itself would realistically only be about 10 seconds
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I love your for talking about eyeshield 21
“UH!!!!”
*anime surprised face*
“He’s playing THAT card. Although I didn’t think he’d do it so early, he’s using an incantation that grants him 2.4% bonus hit points. But 2.4 backwards is 4.2, which means I don’t know what I’m talking about I’m high on cocaine.”
Prince of Tennis too, boy I love that show
Lmao you're on point but eyeshield 21 is so fucking great
I'm so ready for CalebCity the anime!
The voice acting, the dialogue, the soundtrack, the banter. It would be hilarious.
Now let's get a version of this actually at light speed.
1:30 niggas fr had a whole conversation 💀💀💀💀
The fact that it starts out so accurate and then slowly becomes more and more unhinged is my favourite thing
"IS THIS FILLER?!"
dude, too relatable 😂
Thank you for bringing awareness to the correct phrasing of "I couldn't care less".
The only thing missing is realizing they had the power of friendship to suddenly run even faster than light speed, and they figure this out WHILE they are running.
When the world needed him most he returned.
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This used to kill me as a kid when we didn't have streaming. You'd tune into the episode where the fight starts... just to spend it learning the back story. You have to wait until next week to hopefully see a fight... hopefully
I'm dying. You're killing me, man! Keep up the incredible work.
The only inaccuracy is that they're actually running instead of a static frame in the air
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@@neilxdavis5359 no plot twists?
I feel like plot twists are kinda important
Same feeling when there's a whole fight going on, then someone shows up to help and they have a whole conversation in the middle of the battle. And the villain is just standing there letting them talk.
It would be funny if they started talking only to get interrupted by the villain. Or if the villain tried to interrupt, but the characters just dodged/blocked while continuing their casual conversation
Bleach Spoilers
I was rewatching some Bleach episodes yesterday and this exact situation happened between Aizen, Ichigo and his Dad.
Thank you so much for explaining to the world that “I could care less” is not the correct expression
"Unless you just trying to bite some ass" -Caleb 2022
1:43
Dio: *pauses time for a few seconds*
Also Dio: *has 2 minutes of dialogue while pausing time*
Hey Talking is a Free-Action in Jojo🤷🏾♂️🤣
Dio paused time for a few seconds to:
1) Walk down some stairs
2) Pick up Polnareff
3) Drop Polnareff down like 5 stairs
4) Run back to the top of the stairs
5) Resume posing
6) Repeat 1-5 like 3 times for no reason
Caleb is literally a one man army and can react to himself while making a skit simultaneously
LEGEND
i mean the channel is called calebCITY after all
many creators film scetches by themselves
YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES UNTIL THE PLANET IS DESTROYED
*6 or whatever episodes later*
4 MINUTES REMAINING!
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“IS THIS FILLER???” 😂 had me dying
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Met calebcity at vidcon and let me tell you he is a super genuine dude. Gained respect for him.
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ok (I massacred 3 pregnant women with a chainsaw)
"how was that lightspeed he was talkin" is my motto when watching anime
1:40
"'nip it in the butt' doesn’t mean anything.
Unless you’re jus tryna bite some ass" 😂
I’ve been using the phase “nip it in the-“ and “I couldn’t care-“ wrong for so long, and this video made me realize that
Also watch out for the infamous "could of" "should of"
I could care less
I could careless is actually the correct phrase.
@@christopherflores8219 it's not, just think about it, unless you want to imply that you care somewhat about the thing you're talking about
@@christopherflores8219
it isn’t
I love the fact that, Caleb, corrected some common misspoken phrases that people often get wrong. I can think of a lot I’ve heard!
When the villain said "nip it in the butt" I internally cringed, when suddenly Caleb's protag started correcting him. I love it
Sometimes that gets annoying though, especially if you're trying to imitate the way people actually _speak._ People don't always speak in a grammatically accurate way.
@@CODDE117 Hahaha, I know right!
@@rhondahoward8025 Though, in writing your goal is not to make your characters talk like actual people 100%. People do make mistakes, but they do it A LOT. There's stuttering, pauses, lapses and all other kinds of flaws that having too much of would destroy flow.
The key is to make your characters believable. Not realistic. ^-^ You don't want them acting too far in either direction.
"He don't do nothing"
Here's an example that's rent free in my mind.
I love how the background repeats like in an actual anime
It be funny if Caleb came back and they were still both talking in “light speed”
I would like to point out that this is also true in D&D, where there is a definitive limit to how many attacks you can make in a round, but you can make an entire villain speech, and responses, in the same amount of time.
By the way, a round is defined as "Six Seconds".
then why does a round take 5 to ten minutes? LOL
@@rcarfang2
Effectively, the players experience the game in slow motion.
"Talking Is A Free Action"
@@rcarfang2 in some systems, each round can go up to 15 seconds. but 10 minutes is a stretch
Villain speech and responses would break the flow of combat. Free action would be like a one sentence quip.
Dude sounding like Scooby Doo there 0:55 🤣🤣
*When the protagonist charges in like that then that's when you know they're weaker.
That quick jump back after missing the punch is too accurate😂😂
Got love how they can all casually move faster than sound, yet everyone can speak perfectly fine
YES I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY "I COULD CARE LESS"!
Caleb finally hitting us with the hard truths and attacking the real problems with society
This.
2:13 fully expected him to go “oh BROTHER THIS GUYS*STINKS*!”
Also in manga and Shiite wikis say the character can destroy and reconstruct the universe in one millisecond by only existing but he needs to fight very hardly just to save a planet
Flashbacks to jotaro's monologue during his 0.5 seconds of timestop
Boy, those 48 minutes in the Tournament of Power sure were intense…
On a side note, this kind of thing also tends to happen a LOT in Xianxia/Xuanhuan/etc. Anyone trying to get into those should get used to the phrase, “In the time it takes for a spark to fly off a piece of flint,” or something along those lines.
I'm fully convinced that every DBZ character talks at superspeed and sounds like a mosquito buzzing but they just slow it down for the audience's sake. No other explanation makes sense.
@@TheSquareOnes That’s almost entirely certain to be the case. There were plenty of pure dialogue scenes in the Tournament of Power that couldn’t have possibly been fit into a tournament that’s only supposed to be 48 minutes total. Hell, the final episodes were all in like the last minute of the entire tournament!
@@mtc8149 I also think that every DB character can read minds. They talk at speeds faster than light, meaning they couldn't possibly understand each other with words alone, but because they can read minds, they can read what the other person is trying to say and go from there. Or time in DB is bullshit, but what do I know
@@mtc8149there's edits of the tournament of power in 48 minutes
@@TheSquareOnes Yeah, there's even a scene in the original dragon ball where Krillin and Roshi essentially blur for a second and then Roshi just falls down with the action too fast to see for the audience. So they explain that they had an exchange of blows, talked a bit and agreed to solve it with rock-paper-scissors, played a game, then Krillin won - all in a fraction of a second.
And that was _a lot_ of power levels ago.
One of my favourite moments in manga history was when one character in a manga I was reading said "The light moves pretty slowly". The sheer physical impossibility of seeing light move towards you, let alone seeing it move slowly, was enough to send me into a fit. Of laughter, but a fit nonetheless.
You have to understand that not every piece of media follows the same rules of universe as our own.
@@raphu2272 In order for you to see something at all, light has to bounce off the thing and into your eyes - meaning if light was moving slowly enough for you to perceive it, your vision would be useless regardless. If x universe doesn't operate this way, why do the characters even have eyes, and why is every other law of physics implied to be the same as our own?
@@halkon4412
by your logic, why can they move that fast to begin with? , why isnt every fictional story a slice of life story.?
you could explain why characters can see light is because their powers allow them to sense the world around them at serval times the speed of light.
or maybe in that would light also emits a faster form of "light" , something like cherenkov radiation.
and this is fiction anyway we have the flash who move FASTER than instant teleportation which makes faster than light by an infinite amount , why can he do this? the speed force .
@@chongwillson972 Faster than..... I'm sorry, run that by me again? Instant teleportation? Yeah I'm done with DC comic books
@@PhantomAkira5
and that was even a short race either it was MANY light years, and that was done by barry allen, though wally west (also the flash) is even faster than that with speed feats that are IMMEASABLE.
now you asking what does that mean?
it means Movement BEYOND linear time. This is why the speed cannot be measured. Given that S = D/T, if T is undefined the speed formula cannot be applied.
just to remind you the flash is the guy who changed continuity of the dc comics, and caused the new 52 DC comics continuity . so he is kinda important person to know.
"unless you're gonna bite some ass" had me rolling
Their eyes and mouths move so much faster than their feet so it looks like they are taking forever to use an attack when in reality it’s in slow motion
Mans in Anime be going into “Talk-No-Jutsu” and telling his whole backstory on how he became a villain all while moving light speed and has yet to connect the same hit he started the conversation with they’re actually gods.
0:36 that back step was on point
Bro where were you?, I was eagerly waiting for a video! Perfect video as always! XD