Dallas: Well, I think we did pretty good. Chains: Dallas, you were in custody the most out of any of us. I was taking and releasing hostages to save your ass more times than I can count.
+Izzy Mujadzic That happened twice with me and my friend doing a bank heist, one of the SWAT picked up a bag and my friend killed him. The bag then glitched and went through the floor with the body. That happened twice in the game. D:
I think the answer is obvious If chains isn't vibin with others... That just means he is singing the song others are listening to. And like all professionals, he does it without any movement. Pretty good voice and skills, I admire.
Chains gives zero shits, Hoxton is on the roof shouting, Dallas is driving, Wolf is not being psychotic for once, and Houston is impersonating a happier Hoxton. Bain forgot to turn off his mic.
Chains: "Guys you let the bikers destroy the plane keys..." Wolf: "It's okay we got a pic of the scientist" *SYSTEM:* Chains has disconnected Dallas: "Shit I need to get my Saw for the ATMs" *SYSTEM:* Restarting in 5...
wolf: chains are you ok? chains:... dallas:CHAINS, WE GOTTA GET HOXTON BACK!! houston: we need this song? chains:Wolfit'sfineyeahyeahit'salrightidon'thaveaproblemyeahyeah. Dallas:WOLF WE GOTTA GET HOXTON BACK!
Dallas: "We have this." *Mini-TV lowers in the back for Chains and Wolf to watch.* Chains: "Well, as long as I can watch Powerpuff Girls, I'll be happy." Dallas, Houston/Hoxton, and Wolf: "What?" Chains: "... Fuck did I say that out loud?" "Yeah. You did." "Damnit."
Dallas: Chains, listen, nobody said it was gonna be a first try win. Chains: BRO THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT I'M WORRIED ABOUT HOW WE GRABBED THE BARE MINIMUM, AND KILLED COUNTLESS CIVS WHILE WE WERE AT IT! WE'RE LITERALLY LOSING MONEY! LOOK, -365,900! WE LOST ALMOST HALF A MILLION!
Chains "we passed subway!" Dallas "we are going McDonalds!" Chains "WE PASSED THAT FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO!!!" Dallas "i dont give a fuck" Chains "kill me"
-We are going to have a Good day!!! -Yeah! -Only one thing can improve this!! -What it is Dalla...? (puts casset) (Songs plays) -Aww fuck. -Hell yeah! -(sigh) Five minutes later.... (songs replays) -AH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! And that's how chains killed all the heisters. :)
Dallas: Should we tell Bain that his mic is not muted? Houston: Nah Don AC dum Dallas. Just listen and enjoy Wolf: Why can't Bain sing this when I am on the dance floor? Chains: *sigh* White people are crazy
PAYDAY 2 I Will Give you My all Music story... Chains: Sup fellas, Alright Dallas, drive us to The First World Bank Dallas: No problem LATER... Dallas: This is getting boring, i'm gonna turn on some music Dallas turns on the song I Will Give You My All... Chains: mmmmm, this song is giving me a headake Houston: Hell yeah! This song is awesome! Chains: Houston, we allways listen to this song when we drive into banks... Houston: Ok ok, sure, wooo yeah!! Chains: LISTEN TO ME!!! This so is so annoying i keep having nightmares!! Dallas, Wolf and Houston: xD Chains: THAT IS NOT FUNNY!!! I can't concentrate because i didn't sleep, AND WE JUST PASSED THE BANK!!! Dallas: Chill Chains jeez, well go back :) 3 Hours later... Chains: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YES!!!!!! WE'RE FINALLY HERE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Civilians: !!!!!!!!!!! Chains: SEE!!!!?? I CAN'T CONCERTRATE!!!! Dallas: Time to go loud :( Housron: Wolf, take the drill, Dallas, come with me, Chains, euh, cqn you fight cops off? Chains: k LATER... Chains: AAAAAAAGHUEHUEGHAAAAAH Bain: CHAINS IS NOW IN POLICE CUSTODY!!! Dallas: Sh*t Houston: OH MY GOD, THERES SO MANY SHIELDS!!!!! Dallas: EVERYONE!!! COME HERE TO HIDE!!!! And lets wait for the assault to end Captain Winters: GUYS!!!! THE CAPTAIN HAS ARRIVED!!! Dallas: F*CK!!! Now the assault is NEVER going to end unless we beat that shielded bastard up!!! LATER... Dallas: I think it's safe to get out... Houston: Ok, you go first Dallas: What!? No no no no no no no no!!! Cloaker: Charging* Running and making his weird sound* Dallas: Aaaaagh!!! Cloaker: WE CALL THIS THE DIFFICULTY TWEET!!!! Houston: Don't worry, i got inspire... Dallas: THEN GET ME UP!!! Houston: I'm trying! Oops, forgot i got it unaced :P Dallas: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!! Bain: DALLAS IS NOW IN POLICE CUSTODY!!! Wolf: Dang it!! If would've brought Hox in here everything would easy as cake!!! Hoxton: Rappeling down from the roof* HAHAHAHAHAHAH, DIE YOU TWATS!!!! So, i heard you need some help? Wolf and Houston: Hoxton!!! Hoxton: So, whats the trouble? Houston: Dallas and Chains are in police custody!!! Hoxton: Say no more, i got it... Bain: Great job! Chains and Dallas are out of custody!!! Dallas: Alright lets take that money and lets go... Chains: AND DON'T PUT ON THAT MUSIC AGAIN!!!! Dallas: Ok, sure... Chains: Woohoo!! 20 Minutes later... Dallas: Allright, thats all money bags Bain: For sure, Dallas! Dallas: Allright then, let's go!!! Chains: Woooo! 5 Minutes later... Dallas: This is so booooring, i'll turn up some music... Chains: NOOOO NOT THIS SONG AGAIN!!! THATS IT!!! I'M OUT OF HERE!!!! Punches cars window* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH, AAAAAAGH!!! OH MAN!! MY LEG IS BROKEN, AAAAAAGH!!! Dallas: Uhh, lets take him to the hospital... 10 Minutes later... Allright, lets go home... 50 Seconds later... Dallas: This is so boring, i'll turn up some music... Chains: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! The End
+SCORPION Heres my story. Chains:Dallas do you know where you are going? Dallas:Uhh yeah totally! Wolf:THIS MUSIC ROCKS! Chains:I hate it. Houston:SHUT UP! Chains:Ugh.Uhh Dallas? Dallas:What? Chains: ROAD BLOCK!!!!!!!!!! Dallas:SHHHH!!!,Im trying to listen to the music. Houston and Wolf:YEAH!!! *Bullets shoot through the window and hits radio* *Dallas Stops Car* *Houston,Wolf,and Dallas get out car* Chains:WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?! Houston:THEY SHOT THE RADIO!!! *screaming,gunshots,falling Chains:YOU GUYS DONT HAVE ANY ARMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chains:UGhh. *OVERKILL ACTIVATED* *Chains gets outside car with RPG* **He shoots tons of cops Dallas is down! Houston is down! Wolf is down! *Chains grabs all of them and puts them in car* Chains:Idiots. *Chains drives to safehouse and loses cops* Dallas:No worries. Houston,Wolf,and Chains:what?? *Dallas grabs a radio and turns on Music* Wolf,and houston:YEAHHHHHH Chains:IM OUT *Old Hoxton walks inside* Hoxton:DID YOU MISS ME YA-Wait...Dis song again? *Hoxton shoots radio* Hoxton:Im out! Dallas,Houston And wolf all together:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The End
Dallas:My jam! Chains:....We passed the safe house. Houston:No we didn't..(Safe house appears in door mirror above "Objects appear closer than they appear" Chains facepalms Wolf keeps shakeing head They crash into a wall Chains:Seriously guys...
So they are escaping from cops fill speed Hoxton on roof probably yelling. Wolf, Houston and Dallas are fully with music and Chains is just so tired of sitting and listening same song because he hears it too much on safehouse and is just a bit away from point strangling Wolf.
Chains: Uggghh... Hoxton's Muffled Voice: Don't complain, the car didn't have room for a 5th person so I had to lay down in the trunk until we got to the bank! *Everyone looks at Houston and then back into the trunk* Wolf: We were supposed to put Houston in the trunk...
I've been doing 1000 shots because I've been seeing all the comments and I agree that we forgot that Chains wanted McDonalds so after we got out of the bank he wanted a BigMac so instead we got him a little happy meal
Because i choose Dallas as my PD2 character, my friends told me we should do the Car Shop heist, piss the guy playing as chains to the point he wouldn't talk, get the falcoghini, let me drive, put Houston, Wolf and Chains in their respective positions, and play this music. This heist planning is even better than what Dallas planned before the gang went to do the Golden Grin casino heist
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Dallas: Ready
Houston: Ready
Wolf: Ready
Chains: Not Ready
Co😕😕😕😕😕
Dallas : CHAINS PRESS F4 AL FUCKING READY!!!!!!!!
"I thought we wanted to go quiet"
White People b like
More like the oposite bc they are vibing
(dallas-23 lvl)
(wolf-15lvl)
(houston-17lvl)
(chains-xxv 100 lvl)
The Ghost XXV-100 In a nutshell.
The Ghost Yeah man 😂👊
What about Hoxton you forgot about him he's on the car screaming like he's getting he's wienner cut off
I need medic bag !!!
@ItsAycri Trust me, when you are at XXV-100, you've seen enough shit.
The crew: YOO OUR SONG GUYS!!
Chains: we killed so many hostages...
Crew: so what
Chains: Dallas you were in custody for 4 hours
God I love doing that
Its not the hostages its the broke dick piece of shit drill
Chais: I was in the f*cking military and killing these Hostages gave me PTSD
Dallas: Well, I think we did pretty good.
Chains: Dallas, you were in custody the most out of any of us. I was taking and releasing hostages to save your ass more times than I can count.
Dallas: Loading 100%
Houston: Loading 100%
Wolf: Loading 100%
Chains: Loading 39%
XD
KevoGameplays :3 hi
KevoGameplays :3 you forgot dragon
Chains pleas stop kill frie…
I Dallas
it's ok
Chains just doesn't have the music DLC
Windoge 10 uhhhh host music?
u literal penguin trazhhhhhhhh
@@marceious1478 nu u
@@RedL39 xd
Hola soi toño
The cops are following for the music xD
SovsenDK the party goes wherever we go
SovsenDK nope they stole the falconghini to cloaker 😆
NOOOOOO MAH FALCON
ITS A MUTHER FUCKAH CLOAKAH!!!!
The Cloaker SHIT, CLOAKER!!!
Chains:
When a random joins your almost finished stealth and ruins everything
Fathom this legit happened yesterday on yacht heist...
same in car shop...
Mustafa Kürocak imagine this happening on the auction or the diamond
But you brought ur gun just incase
Oh. That happened to me yesterday on the diamond heist with death wish. For fucks sake. Just had to deliver the GODDAMNED bags
Chains is all like "we missed 3 bags"
I'm like Chains, everyone is happy we got money and got out alive and im like we missed 3 bags and dissapointed XD
+Yahir Flores just imagine one of the bags glitched through the floor, that would suck right?
+Izzy Mujadzic That happened twice with me and my friend doing a bank heist, one of the SWAT picked up a bag and my friend killed him. The bag then glitched and went through the floor with the body. That happened twice in the game. D:
+Izzy Mujadzic Dallas: who cares about the bag. we got this song from the night club
houston & wolf: Yeah!
chain:Fuck you guys....
+Shylike XD
Looking at Wolf, all I can imagine is that Jim Carrey is wearing that mask and smiling behind it.
I- yes
I- yes
I cannot unsee this
Dallas: i will give you my all
Housten: razermind
Wolf: donactdumb
Chains: muted his music
And Wolf, stay off the dance floor........
FUUUUUUUCK THAT
The Alesso Heist... Gotcha
Chains stayed off the dance floor instead
ruclips.net/video/UdXRqi1uyWw/видео.html
"We literally grabbed one bag and ran, guys."-Chains 2k15/16
That was me when first time playing death wish
Lol
XD
"only to make sure we catch up with this radio channel by Bain." -Dallas 2k16
Jason kool Crimenet radio, playing all of the most villainous hits since 1996
It looks like Chains is pissed off because they all drove past a McDonald's
KFC*
He is just AFK.
Look out the window their all tripping they be high..
lol
LOL
I think the answer is obvious
If chains isn't vibin with others... That just means he is singing the song others are listening to. And like all professionals, he does it without any movement. Pretty good voice and skills, I admire.
Real professionals tpose while singing
@@RandomFurry115 Im neutral on the topic of furries vs anti-furries, but this is protogens are the best furry: they actualy have some braincells.
@@AlexKnarrok
1% Dallas
1% Wolf
1% Houston
43% good song
54% why Chains afk ?
1,000,000% Bain do be singing godly.
@PEDRO PABLO ANDIA SOTO Hey don't talk about Dane's main in pubs.
Man just did a math lmao
@@callme_v8789 bruh
100% not giving a fuck
*STEALTH IS AN OPTION* Nah, we're good.
dallas: *TURNS MUSIC UP TO 100*
bain: oh fuck i forgot to turn off my mic
Diamond Heist, just hide near the party.
Just like the Geneva Convention, it's only a suggestion
@@darkcrypter Nah just go loud no detection risk.
@A GH You call this resisting arrest we call it a difficulty tweak.
Nice rythm you got there
it would be a shame
If
SOMEONE
WOULDN'T
DANCE
+Mettaton, The hot robot of ratings
Like you? Because I'm dancin'.
chains didn't danced >:(
Chains is afk
Brother
@@schmoogledoink2738 we are one
Chains gives zero shits, Hoxton is on the roof shouting, Dallas is driving, Wolf is not being psychotic for once, and Houston is impersonating a happier Hoxton.
Bain forgot to turn off his mic.
Ian NICETRYNSA and the gang didn't know Bain was such a good singer
Yeah i remember that heist,maan it was a looooong day
@@edwardkenway148 wait a minute, YOU SHOWED YOURSELF. HIDE DAUBS!
@@goon_gang Don't tell Holden Cross
Daubeny DAUBENY! IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY!
Legends say they're still riding on the car and listening to this music for 45 years
😮
And they drive away from police
Was about to say that.@@Bulldozer_juggernaut
Is it just me or it’s satisfying to see Wolf and Dallas move their head at the same time
I think Chains's face behind mask like: "JFK, are they really professionals?"
К. Мутовалов true xD
Jesus fucking Khrist?
John F. Kennedy, are they really professionals?
Everybody before heist: plan, tactics, training, like chains.
This gang: just go, figure out everything on place, vibe on the way.
"Jesus Fucking Kennedy..."
Goddamn it, Bain triggered Chain's Diamond Heist flashbacks.
It was not on purpose...i swear!
chains is in a pickle
Chains:Why are you guys dancing and listening to music?Jiro was arrested!
Dallas:We dont care,we couldnt even understand him.
RobloxianOwl
TheEPICpr0z Gaming Jiro: you gonna get a major fucky fucky
i reckon jacket would be a better guy to get arrested
Dallas: creepy dude anyways, he speaks through a fucking tape recorder
TRUE!
R.i.p jiro
Thank you TheRussianBadger for exposing me to such a banger.
True
are you under 18? i feel like him exposing his "banger" would be a crime if you were
fr
@@caption9146 i do not care
Facts
I’m just really disappointed that this song isn’t on Spotify, I need this in my life
Same boy same
I might be late but it is already on spotify
It is now
It's called "I will give you my all". Available on Spotify.
Its been available as an mp3 on the internet for years
Chains: "Can we just change the song?"
(15 mins later)
* same music still banging *
Chains: " Aww...Fu...Ok! Nevermind!"
Btw, thank you so much for the likes, to all of you.
@@kerbalairsoft thats more like it
Wolf's head move seems so smooth.
guess you can say he's a *smooth criminal*
@@literaltrash8652 don't you dare
James O'Kane smoth
Chains is pissed since they past McDonalds and didn't get his BigMac
*KFC
*Chicken
+Zeh Medic
That's racist.
Larry coldcut ok.....
makes sense since he is black
Agent Slyme that's why I said KFC
Chains: no you can't just have fun after we killed 200 cops and stole 30,000 dollars worth of cocaine
Dallas,Wolf and Houston: haha song go brrrr
You cannot do this no this is illegal- no
Ok I can see why chains is mad they only got one bag
Dallas ping: 1
Wolf's ping: 0
Houston's ping: 0
Chains ping: +999
Yes,he have 100000000000000000000000000++++++++++++++++ of ping
Yes truly, 0 ping
Chains.exe has stopped working.
XD
i thought of this when my payday game stopped working and it said payday 2.exe hase stopped working and i was playing as chains
Lol I was thinking the same.
CHain.exe refuses to work (And dallas is supposed to be the serious one)
yeah but if you look at chain's mask it looks meaner than dallas's
Chains: Bain Singing again? Fuck.
do u mean he sings for deez nuts
Robert Finlay GOTY! no.
FRR363 way is it cause he is on weed and dont replay i am playing payday 2 demo
Robert Finlay K.
i will give you da recipe
Chains: We left 3 bags at the dock's for this shit?
Dallas: Yes :)
Hoxton on roof: DONT YA GET THE POINT YA WANKA
Chains: "Guys you let the bikers destroy the plane keys..."
Wolf: "It's okay we got a pic of the scientist"
*SYSTEM:* Chains has disconnected
Dallas: "Shit I need to get my Saw for the ATMs"
*SYSTEM:* Restarting in 5...
When Joy gets into custody and you dont have to hear her yell about points
nah thats sydney
Nice comment 10 points
both sydney and joy
wolf: chains are you ok?
chains:...
dallas:CHAINS, WE GOTTA GET HOXTON BACK!!
houston: we need this song?
chains:Wolfit'sfineyeahyeahit'salrightidon'thaveaproblemyeahyeah.
Dallas:WOLF WE GOTTA GET HOXTON BACK!
Translate: Wolf its fine yeah yeah its alright i dont have problem yeah yeah
Chains is about ready to jump out of the car xD
well they finished GGC and they cant bail
Oh, they better give me some of the share for the idea of jumping out of the car, even though that was a bad idea..
Chains: hello gu… O-O I LEAVE!
Codester lol
chains is like "com on guys my favourite tv show starts in half an hour"
and chains in 5 hours was like "Why did you pass the mcdonalds for my happy meal!!!"
And then the police show up to join in and try to get chains out of there
Dallas: "We have this."
*Mini-TV lowers in the back for Chains and Wolf to watch.*
Chains: "Well, as long as I can watch Powerpuff Girls, I'll be happy."
Dallas, Houston/Hoxton, and Wolf: "What?"
Chains: "... Fuck did I say that out loud?"
"Yeah. You did."
"Damnit."
@@TrueRandomPlayer Mans got some good interests in tv
Well sorry we'll be home 30 min late because this video needs to be 1 hour apparently
Dalles Wolf and Hoxton: We did it good job
Chains: *Remebers that it took them 10 tries*
Not hoxtan it's Houston hoxtan has a burn half mask
Dallas: Chains, listen, nobody said it was gonna be a first try win.
Chains: BRO THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT I'M WORRIED ABOUT HOW WE GRABBED THE BARE MINIMUM, AND KILLED COUNTLESS CIVS WHILE WE WERE AT IT! WE'RE LITERALLY LOSING MONEY! LOOK, -365,900! WE LOST ALMOST HALF A MILLION!
They were just restarting so they can cook upstairs on cook off bro
Payday: stealth is optional
My all starts playing:
Player: are you sure I have a choice anymore
chains be like: "white ppl beeing weird again"
True XD
omfg yes
Lol
omfg
lolol
Is it me or does the singer sound like bain?
Note:I found out the music maker of pd2 is also the voice acter for bain.
Gary Gasperson IKR?!
Gary Gasperson The singer (Simon Viklund) voiced Bain.
It's just you the actual singer is Dallas voice actor
Simon viklund made this song and sung the lyrics and Simon also voices Bain so that's why
yeah i hear it as well
After all those years, I came back to this song and it's still "Giving me the best of me"
Chains is deep in his head. “Juvenile, the Military, being a mercenary, all somehow led me to this moment..”
When your wireless controller disconnects
Chains:
Rip
Yes,lol
Chains is dead inside
He ain't dead inside he's just sick of these guys doing shit other than heists
chains just doesn't like repeating one downs. Everyone else loved finishing their first one though.
Chains.exe has stopped responding. Would you like Windows to find a problem?
Windows: He wants McDonalds.
ShadowPlayz3+ Hahahahaha XD
Lionkato Dallas: windows, what's wrong with chains?
Microsoft jacket: he afk af bitch
Lionkato good one
Should Jimmy search for an Problem
CHAIIIIIIIIINS NEED DA BURGERS
Looks like Dallas and Hoxton and Wolf really enjoyed the song and chains is like are we there yet??!
Thats Houston, Hoxtom has the half burned mask
+The Official Forzen HD yes hoxton has a mask with burns
+The Official Forzen HD
"genuis" "iam"
nice
@@maxwagner3874 hoxtons on the roof aswell to add
Chains "we passed subway!"
Dallas "we are going McDonalds!"
Chains "WE PASSED THAT FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO!!!"
Dallas "i dont give a fuck"
Chains "kill me"
"Wife said it was her or the dodge build. God I miss her."
-grouse 2020
Same
"Wife said it was here or the dodge build... Glad I dodged a bullet on that one"
Same
You dodged bullet, but can't dodge alimony :)
-We are going to have a Good day!!!
-Yeah!
-Only one thing can improve this!!
-What it is Dalla...?
(puts casset)
(Songs plays)
-Aww fuck.
-Hell yeah!
-(sigh)
Five minutes later....
(songs replays)
-AH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
And that's how chains killed all the heisters. :)
XD thanks
(Play kicked: Chains | Reason: Team killing)
*Player
Sans that was how chains was replaced with Microsoft Jacket
+Dallas I thought you hated Microsoft Jacket.
When Bane isn't at home)
His name is Bain and Bain is singing it LOL
When everyone gets an infamous mask on the last day but you get an ak47 flashlight
Eivom This is unsurprisingly relatable.
Dallas: Should we tell Bain that his mic is not muted?
Houston: Nah Don AC dum Dallas. Just listen and enjoy
Wolf: Why can't Bain sing this when I am on the dance floor?
Chains: *sigh* White people are crazy
Lol
The music is coming from bain mic?
@@WindowsDoor Bain is the one signing, well, at least the voice actor is the same
@@WindowsDoor but head canon, indeed
2019 and i still love payday 2 :)
What about now?
Chains is loading XD
He has a bad internet connection and couldn't catch up with the awesomeness
Server: Chains has joined!
Chains: y u past my mc donalds >:(
Dallas: cuz u disconnected
I'm a ninja Okay oh ok
Chains has an afrikan inter. Download on 1% of progress. 1 year later: 99% of progress. 1 hour: connection problem. Chains: FUCK THIS SHIT
Dallas is carrying Chains Google Fiber.
PAYDAY 2 I Will Give you My all Music story...
Chains: Sup fellas, Alright Dallas, drive us to The First World Bank
Dallas: No problem
LATER...
Dallas: This is getting boring, i'm gonna turn on some music
Dallas turns on the song I Will Give You My All...
Chains: mmmmm, this song is giving me a headake
Houston: Hell yeah! This song is awesome!
Chains: Houston, we allways listen to this song when we drive into banks...
Houston: Ok ok, sure, wooo yeah!!
Chains: LISTEN TO ME!!!
This so is so annoying i keep having nightmares!!
Dallas, Wolf and Houston: xD
Chains: THAT IS NOT FUNNY!!! I can't concentrate because i didn't sleep, AND WE JUST PASSED THE BANK!!!
Dallas: Chill Chains jeez, well go back :)
3 Hours later...
Chains: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YES!!!!!! WE'RE FINALLY HERE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Civilians: !!!!!!!!!!!
Chains: SEE!!!!?? I CAN'T CONCERTRATE!!!!
Dallas: Time to go loud :(
Housron: Wolf, take the drill, Dallas, come with me, Chains, euh, cqn you fight cops off?
Chains: k
LATER...
Chains: AAAAAAAGHUEHUEGHAAAAAH
Bain: CHAINS IS NOW IN POLICE CUSTODY!!!
Dallas: Sh*t
Houston: OH MY GOD, THERES SO MANY SHIELDS!!!!!
Dallas: EVERYONE!!! COME HERE TO HIDE!!!! And lets wait for the assault to end
Captain Winters: GUYS!!!! THE CAPTAIN HAS ARRIVED!!!
Dallas: F*CK!!! Now the assault is NEVER going to end unless we beat that shielded bastard up!!!
LATER...
Dallas: I think it's safe to get out...
Houston: Ok, you go first
Dallas: What!? No no no no no no no no!!!
Cloaker: Charging* Running and making his weird sound*
Dallas: Aaaaagh!!!
Cloaker: WE CALL THIS THE DIFFICULTY TWEET!!!!
Houston: Don't worry, i got inspire...
Dallas: THEN GET ME UP!!!
Houston: I'm trying! Oops, forgot i got it unaced :P
Dallas: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!
Bain: DALLAS IS NOW IN POLICE CUSTODY!!!
Wolf: Dang it!! If would've brought Hox in here everything would easy as cake!!!
Hoxton: Rappeling down from the roof* HAHAHAHAHAHAH, DIE YOU TWATS!!!! So, i heard you need some help?
Wolf and Houston: Hoxton!!!
Hoxton: So, whats the trouble?
Houston: Dallas and Chains are in police custody!!!
Hoxton: Say no more, i got it...
Bain: Great job! Chains and Dallas are out of custody!!!
Dallas: Alright lets take that money and lets go...
Chains: AND DON'T PUT ON THAT MUSIC AGAIN!!!!
Dallas: Ok, sure...
Chains: Woohoo!!
20 Minutes later...
Dallas: Allright, thats all money bags
Bain: For sure, Dallas!
Dallas: Allright then, let's go!!!
Chains: Woooo!
5 Minutes later...
Dallas: This is so booooring, i'll turn up some music...
Chains: NOOOO NOT THIS SONG AGAIN!!! THATS IT!!! I'M OUT OF HERE!!!! Punches cars window* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH, AAAAAAGH!!! OH MAN!! MY LEG IS BROKEN, AAAAAAGH!!!
Dallas: Uhh, lets take him to the hospital...
10 Minutes later...
Allright, lets go home...
50 Seconds later...
Dallas: This is so boring, i'll turn up some music...
Chains: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
The End
+SCORPION Heres my story.
Chains:Dallas do you know where you are going?
Dallas:Uhh yeah totally!
Wolf:THIS MUSIC ROCKS!
Chains:I hate it.
Houston:SHUT UP!
Chains:Ugh.Uhh Dallas?
Dallas:What?
Chains: ROAD BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!
Dallas:SHHHH!!!,Im trying to listen to the music.
Houston and Wolf:YEAH!!!
*Bullets shoot through the window and hits radio*
*Dallas Stops Car*
*Houston,Wolf,and Dallas get out car*
Chains:WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?!
Houston:THEY SHOT THE RADIO!!!
*screaming,gunshots,falling
Chains:YOU GUYS DONT HAVE ANY ARMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chains:UGhh.
*OVERKILL ACTIVATED*
*Chains gets outside car with RPG*
**He shoots tons of cops
Dallas is down!
Houston is down!
Wolf is down!
*Chains grabs all of them and puts them in car*
Chains:Idiots.
*Chains drives to safehouse and loses cops*
Dallas:No worries.
Houston,Wolf,and Chains:what??
*Dallas grabs a radio and turns on Music*
Wolf,and houston:YEAHHHHHH
Chains:IM OUT
*Old Hoxton walks inside*
Hoxton:DID YOU MISS ME YA-Wait...Dis song again?
*Hoxton shoots radio*
Hoxton:Im out!
Dallas,Houston And wolf all together:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End
TheUsualRobloxian Not bad ;) But i liked my story more, but your story ROCKS the same as that music xd
SCORPION Yeah.Yours was longer.
TheUsualRobloxian i made a few mistakes, housron, cqn xd
+SCORPION 10/10 ten out a ten hunda out a hundred best tale best tale
*Song starts playing at 1.25x speed when you everyone is starting to try to escape while going loud*
+raptor4211 Fucking awesome!
Ikr...
Haha lol look at chains hes just OMG
Jim Ronny Nilsen he just like "white people"
Mister Ale fuck no
Dallad : 5 BULLETS LEFT
Wolf : AAAAUUUUGH CLOAKER
Chain : I Hate This Drill
Houston : *_"IF YOU'VE GOT A GOD, I'D START PRAYIN"_*
"The cops are chasing us wtf are you guys doing??" -Chain said
Chain: well guess we will be with houxton soon... IN JAIL
Dallas:My jam!
Chains:....We passed the safe house.
Houston:No we didn't..(Safe house appears in door mirror above "Objects appear closer than they appear"
Chains facepalms
Wolf keeps shakeing head
They crash into a wall
Chains:Seriously guys...
and than a escape mission triggers
I just imagine wolf shaking his head during and after the crash.
It looks like the Chains player got a slow internet connection, it takes him ages to connect =)
Madalin Nick Probably
chains wants to kill himself
No shit Sherlock.
Chains: We lost 13 bags of cocaine because anyone bring a saw
-hotline miami day 2
When u get downed by a cloaker and the rest of the team doesnt realise
3 noobs and 1 pro prepare for a heist...
so true
:)
The same thing can be said for Notoriety.
true
Tfs Tfgo what you said was fucking brilliant also this is all my friends do in pay day 2 sit by the drill while I'm fuckin boarding up the windows
I WAS CRACKING UP WHEN I SAW CHAIN HE WAS LIKE I DONT CARE ABOUT THIS SONG
+Sean Hines he likes this song just as much as he loves drills...
it's more like son of a bitch they are doing it again
+Casey Bergheger also he might have to take a shit and is trying not to move in fear of shitting himself
+Sean Hines hes like "fucking white people"
lol I saw him not even caring about what everyone else was doing
chains is like i knew i should've stealthed this
Shaden (chains activates loud mode) at this point chains new, he F***ed up.
chains is having a Vietnam flashback
Vietnam Flashback lmaoo
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The crew:damn we secured 5,200,120 bags we’re rich
Chains:we forgot a bag
So they are escaping from cops fill speed Hoxton on roof probably yelling. Wolf, Houston and Dallas are fully with music and Chains is just so tired of sitting and listening same song because he hears it too much on safehouse and is just a bit away from point strangling Wolf.
chains is playing pokemon go
Jeromy toad That is possibility too.
afk
Amber Smith Host looses his shit. Kicked from the game.
LightTheFuze this song is from payday the heist, so thats hoxton sitting next to dalla it was until pd2 that hoxton got cought
When Bain leaves his mic on
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Sir Fishy The Fish ,
The One hour guy 999 9
Hey I need free time after directing these hiests
Chains: Uggghh...
Hoxton's Muffled Voice: Don't complain, the car didn't have room for a 5th person so I had to lay down in the trunk until we got to the bank!
*Everyone looks at Houston and then back into the trunk*
Wolf: We were supposed to put Houston in the trunk...
restarting in
5
4
3
2
1
*game crashes*
Seems legit
crime spree be like:
True
Game crashes? Bruh my computer fucking blue screened
chains is like "you didnt wait for me when i i went into custody at the end
These Chains comments are fucking killing me.
*****
NOOOO LOLOLOLOLOL
MEDIC BAG DEPLOYED!!!
Somerandomguy Onyoutube lmao
Get the fuck up GET THE FUCK UP GET THE FUCK UP
GET DA FUCK UP
Chains : Hello darkness my old friend
Suffering FerreyraHDM no chains is thinking ( I'm not amused)
Suffering FerreyraHDM
it's funny because he's black
*Chains jumps off car*
XD
ya i know
xD
^
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You're still being a grammer nazi no matter what. -_ -
f**k that. You are still bad in polish
This was recommended to me and honestly I aint complaining, also payday has the best soundtrack second to DOOM Eternal
Dallas, Houston, and wolf: me and the boys going to the final boss
Chains: my little brother with the disconnected controller
ATTENTION, ATTENTION, BOTH VERSIONS OF “I WILL GIVE YOU MY ALL” ARE ON SPOTIFY AT LONG LAST
New drinking game! Take a shot when you see a comment talking about chain
nah I don't want to die of alcohol poisoning
Polish Doge+ XD
I've been doing 1000 shots because I've been seeing all the comments and I agree that we forgot that Chains wanted McDonalds so after we got out of the bank he wanted a BigMac so instead we got him a little happy meal
I actually did this with kvass but it wasn't there much so I putted vodka
That's not a game that's suicide
"Stealth is opti-" *NAH FUCK THAT WE'RE GONNA RUSSIANBADGER THIS SHIT*
Chains is like: we missed a bag.
If you listen to this at the end of 2020 you're a legend of the era
one of the greatest video's ive seen
This is the Payday 2 version of "What Is Love?"
Chains= when someone joins and ruined your almost perfect stealth mission
Chains reactin is like when your mother comes back from shopping and has nothing for you
If u want to see it you muat set the speed to 1.5x
0:01 when you finally win the Death Wish Mission
Because i choose Dallas as my PD2 character, my friends told me we should do the Car Shop heist, piss the guy playing as chains to the point he wouldn't talk, get the falcoghini, let me drive, put Houston, Wolf and Chains in their respective positions, and play this music.
This heist planning is even better than what Dallas planned before the gang went to do the Golden Grin casino heist
Jason kool thats when you complete your one down car shop with 1639037637 offshore and 13000827 spending money
Jason kool you know
Lemajion Holmes+ I see you on every comment XD
Dallas Is leader
Jason kool Can only fit 2 people
When you are the single black person in the car.... (chains.exe has stopped working)
Chains is only one black person in PAYDAY GANG XD
Chains: Are we not gonna try killing the cops? Dallas: Shut the fuck up and enjoy the pursuit music.
Lime Crab you form Roblox
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Lime Crab Basically Chains, since he's usually the heavy in the payday gang.
First of all, I heard this song in Payday The Heist in Diamond Heist. Good old times... I wish I had to time to play it again
Chains is all like "not another chains comment"
its nice to have a kick ass game with great soundtracks
yeah, that's why the game is still so popular : *THE MAGIC OF SIMON VIKLUND'S MUSIC* ^^
this is one of my favorite songs
This is probably the best song in whole payday history. The only one that can compare with this is music from The Alesso Heist.
When you go stealth as chains but other teamates take loud equipment
Don't worry everyone, Chains is just tapping his foot instead of bobbing his head.
Chains is upset they forgot his toy in his happy meal