Colossal - Official Movie Review

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  • Опубликовано: 5 апр 2017
  • Colossal starring Anne Hathaway, Jason Sudeikis, Dan Stevens is reviewed by Matt Atchity (Rotten Tomatoes), Alonso Duralde (TheWrap and Linoleum Knife podcast), and Christy Lemire (www.ChristyLemire.com).
    Read what other critics had to say: www.rottentomatoes.com/m/colo...
    Gloria is an out-of-work party girl who, after getting kicked out of her apartment by her boyfriend, is forced to leave her life in New York and move back to her hometown. When news reports surface that a giant creature is destroying Seoul, South Korea, Gloria gradually comes to the realization that she is somehow connected to this far-off phenomenon. As events begin to spin out of control, Gloria must determine why her seemingly insignificant existence has such a colossal effect on the fate of the world.
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  • @Gdean25
    @Gdean25 7 лет назад +27

    Is it weird that I not only really like Ann Hathaway but was completely unaware of the supposed massive online hate train for her

    • @kiantamar
      @kiantamar 6 лет назад

      Ann Hathaway was ridiculously bad in this movie. She did a terrible imitation of Krysten Ritter from Jessica Jones.

  • @RPG_Angie
    @RPG_Angie 7 лет назад +11

    It's a pretty serious movie about alcoholism and domestic abusers dressed up as a cooky comedy slash kaiju movie. It's not a bad movie, but it's such a weird combination. If you advertise it as an action comedy or as a monster movie, many people are going to be disappointed.

    • @nicolasteu
      @nicolasteu 7 лет назад +3

      Dude, fuck genres, people should enjoy a story just for it self, right? Good Movie Period

    • @RPG_Angie
      @RPG_Angie 7 лет назад +5

      Genres are useful when you're finding your audience, though. If you advertise this as a cooky comedy, people will go see it when they're in the mood for something fun and light-hearted. That can really sabotage your movie's success.

  • @davidleedutton
    @davidleedutton 7 лет назад +27

    That mason jar is actually full of gin, and every time Christy takes a drink a giant monster in Korea starts reviewing movies.

  • @nelsonchereta816
    @nelsonchereta816 7 лет назад +8

    "My drinking problem cost me my job."
    "Oh yeah? I lost my wife and kids because of mine."
    "My drinking caused me to turn into a giant monster and destroy most of North Korea."
    "... you win."

  • @michaelbryant5833
    @michaelbryant5833 6 лет назад +9

    My only complaint about this movie is how it was marketed. The trailers would make you believe that this is an action/comedy. And it is anything but. This is a DRAMA about addiction and abusive relationships that depends HUGELY on metaphors which basically is what the monsters are. And I sadly think this is going to go over a lot of peoples heads and it clearly has judging from all three of these people review of this movie. Because they are still referring to it as a comedy...

  • @sleepyazathoth5238
    @sleepyazathoth5238 7 лет назад +8

    Nacho Vigalondo directed one of the best sci fi movies of this century, The Timecrimes, he elevated the time travel sub genre, so it makes sense that he would do something weird and original with another sci fi story.
    Really looking foward to this.

    • @damosuzuki
      @damosuzuki 7 лет назад

      i loved timecrimes, perhaps not quite enough to label it best sci-fi of the century, but as soon as i heard this was his kid, i was sold.

    • @thisscreensucks
      @thisscreensucks 7 лет назад +1

      okay there Ebert

    • @RaymondRich
      @RaymondRich 7 лет назад

      It's a great film, but very challenging in a different way than Timecrimes.

  • @blancyman
    @blancyman 7 лет назад +7

    Jason Sudekis in this is absolutely fantastic his performance completely stunned me loved every second

  • @normbabbitt4325
    @normbabbitt4325 7 лет назад +2

    This movie, to me, is multi-layered and is best viewed knowing absolutely nothing about it. I just understood it to be a monster movie with a human story involved. Seeing the film without the filter of preconception was amazing, to say the least. My friend and I were left speechless and we told each other, that we needed to really think about it and see it again and go into its many layers, of drama, humor, trauma, childhood coping mechanisms and attraction to horror and monster stories and coming of age and ... on and on and on. A masterpiece that probably will not be truly appreciated for a long time.

  • @mladenkulic446
    @mladenkulic446 7 лет назад +42

    I love Anne Hathaway i just dont understand why so many people hate her.

    • @cjwright79
      @cjwright79 7 лет назад +5

      she's so peppy and vicacious that she makes them feel bad for being so depressing and dull.

    • @starr0401
      @starr0401 7 лет назад +4

      I agree with Marc Maron's take on this Hathaway backlash. If you have problem liking Anne Hathaway, it says more about you as a person than about her as a person.

    • @mladenkulic446
      @mladenkulic446 7 лет назад +2

      No i don't have a problem, i genuinely like her as a person and actress.
      I'm just amazed that there are so many people that hate her and just want to know why.

    • @starr0401
      @starr0401 7 лет назад +2

      It's a rhetorical "you". I was just quoting Marc Maron. Sorry I didn't make myself clear. :D

    • @GreenGretel
      @GreenGretel 7 лет назад +4

      I have no issue with people not loving her, or not being a particular fan of her acting, but there's never been one slightly rational reason presented to me why she deserves hate - especially considering how many genuinely seedy/reprehensible Hollywood figures there actually are out there; she's, comparatively done, like...nothing wrong. Granted, I think the internet harassment has slightly subsided, but it's pathetic that it became as big as it did, to the point of impacting her career/self-esteem (which was already presumably pretty fragile).

  • @anndrezzz4483
    @anndrezzz4483 7 лет назад +11

    Pretty much would watch anything Anne in

  • @PazmanBC
    @PazmanBC 7 лет назад

    Does anyone know the bar location they used? It's driving me crazy because I know it's super close to where I live in the Vancouver area but I can't quite place it.

  • @captaintalon4485
    @captaintalon4485 7 лет назад +6

    Closest thing to an Americanized Ultraman movie we're going to get

  • @ZeppelinBigFan
    @ZeppelinBigFan 7 лет назад +2

    Wow, looking at that trailer I didn't exactly expect rave reviews. Kind of excited now.

  • @TheBreadcrab
    @TheBreadcrab 7 лет назад +1

    Are you guys seriously distracted by the fact that she drinks from a jar? I drink from a jar too, because it's big and thus you don't have to refill it as often. So does Adam from YourMovieSucks, and I don't hear anyone complaining about that. It's smart and efficient. Get over it.

  • @SuperStewcat
    @SuperStewcat 7 лет назад

    Love watching reviews where ALL 3 of you have seen and give your impressions! It's like the 3 parts of my psychie, forgive the spelling,.

  • @Krustenkaese92
    @Krustenkaese92 7 лет назад +8

    the premiss of this movie is so fucking ANIME, I can't even ....

  • @PazmanBC
    @PazmanBC 7 лет назад +7

    I don't why they didn't like the ending. I thought it was very clever.

  • @cerberouse1
    @cerberouse1 7 лет назад +8

    2:30 "One of the better addiction movies i've seen..." - 2:50 "Mhm.... *Guzzles Vodka*"

  • @ErgoDog
    @ErgoDog 7 лет назад

    thank you guys!

  • @ADjustinG2013
    @ADjustinG2013 7 лет назад

    Would love to see this movie.... if it was showing anywhere in Pennsylvania! Extremely limited showing

  • @chris24hdez
    @chris24hdez 7 лет назад

    wow no real big advertising campaign. it's not even showing near me.

  • @damosuzuki
    @damosuzuki 7 лет назад +2

    alonso duralde should have been a mathematics academic.

  • @ronanpatrickomalley
    @ronanpatrickomalley 7 лет назад +1

    Twas such a cool original take on disorders and monsters

  • @sudevsen
    @sudevsen 7 лет назад +3

    thats a kind of jar Howard Hughes would pee in

    • @Stew_Pid
      @Stew_Pid 7 лет назад +1

      And what exactly is wrong with peeing into jars? What if you found out that you had to save them because you need to hand them over to an alien race that invades our world seeking thousands of urinary specimens from one person and if they don't get them they will destroy the planet? Bet you feel dumb now.

  • @mony708
    @mony708 7 лет назад +2

    that's some crazy math Alonso

  • @CooperLordOfAll
    @CooperLordOfAll 7 лет назад +3

    i am super looking forward to this movie! one more week

  • @hamapolas
    @hamapolas 7 лет назад +3

    MY GOD THE HUGE JAR

  • @bluehypothermicreality6759
    @bluehypothermicreality6759 7 лет назад +2

    That looks super interesting and I like Anne Hathaway so I'm looking forward to seeing it

  • @menevetsny
    @menevetsny 7 лет назад +1

    Thought Matt would have given it more than 7.

  • @peribow
    @peribow 6 лет назад

    why do people like the ending line so much? it's just your typical quirky ending line, or is it a reference to something?

  • @Fafa-Fil
    @Fafa-Fil 7 лет назад

    BTW Nacho Vigalondo has an Oscar nomination.

  • @aditiraman3749
    @aditiraman3749 7 лет назад +1

    it's also about male toxicity... along with the addiction part

  • @pjcanadian3686
    @pjcanadian3686 7 лет назад +6

    This movie was AMAZING. SEE IT!!

  • @graymoe2007
    @graymoe2007 7 лет назад

    Im about to watch this movie

  • @dontliethetruth
    @dontliethetruth 7 лет назад

    Forget this movie, let's have that spanish director film alonso beat a kaiju by solving rapid fire arithmetic equations for 90 mins.

  • @KainErrow
    @KainErrow 7 лет назад

    Glad you guys liked it, it actually looks like a movie that features Anne Hathaway that I would be willing to see.

  • @blackforest825
    @blackforest825 7 лет назад +5

    REVIEW BIG LITTLE LIES ALREADY

  • @tomcabler257
    @tomcabler257 7 лет назад +1

    this looks very different movie a great thing!

  • @nicodimus2222
    @nicodimus2222 6 лет назад

    What rating does Christy's moonshine deserve?

  • @PlanetRandomness
    @PlanetRandomness 7 лет назад +1

    Love Jason and Anne

  • @aditiraman3749
    @aditiraman3749 7 лет назад

    But I also feel like it tries to carry way too much. It does succeed quite alright. and the movie's brilliant, and it's thoroughly enjoyable

  • @CanadaBlue85
    @CanadaBlue85 7 лет назад +7

    Somebody get that woman a straw!

  • @faherty87
    @faherty87 7 лет назад

    I was kept guessing the whole way through, really entertaining and messy just like life can be.

  • @underwaterlady
    @underwaterlady 7 лет назад +6

    i love that christy always ends the video with a quick "bye!"
    if she missed that i'd cry so hard

  • @LP-MeAndMyShadow
    @LP-MeAndMyShadow 7 лет назад

    The movie Colossal was really good. It didn’t get boring at all.

  • @malekkarim9276
    @malekkarim9276 7 лет назад

    Just saw It I dont get the oscar storyline

  • @ih8mcfly
    @ih8mcfly 6 лет назад

    The message of the movie is not to kill people.

  • @squatch545
    @squatch545 7 лет назад

    Christy's vodka jar seems to be getting bigger.

  • @am__-tr4ki
    @am__-tr4ki 7 лет назад +1

    Use a fucking glass!!

  • @rodrilover17
    @rodrilover17 7 лет назад

    You haven't seen Jason sudeikis go to a dark place have you not seen angry birds. That's what I thought

  • @JAContes
    @JAContes 6 лет назад +1

    You guys are fucking crazy. This movie was riddled with plot holes and ridiculousness. Anne Hathaway's character was really a bad person, yet we are supposed to root for her?? No way! 4/10.

  • @chrisscorpio5651
    @chrisscorpio5651 7 лет назад

    Duhalde and Atchity, future Schmoedown Champions!

  • @Vansmackable
    @Vansmackable 7 лет назад +30

    Why is christy drinking out of a jar?

    • @ErgoDog
      @ErgoDog 7 лет назад

      Vansmackable cool

    • @Shadowman4710
      @Shadowman4710 7 лет назад +4

      Been a thing for a little while now.

    • @HobtheGoblin
      @HobtheGoblin 7 лет назад +3

      I'm old too, but we did it because we were poor and grandma made homemade jam.
      Hipsters do a lot of modern versions of Marie Antoinette playing at being a farmer.

    • @underreppin
      @underreppin 7 лет назад +1

      I have no idea, but it's super tilting. Seriously, can anyone explain why she's drinking out of a huge jar?

    • @32Jlocke
      @32Jlocke 7 лет назад +1

      There's some people that refuse to drink water out of anything that touches plastic. Its a personal preference and pseudoscience. A few guys at my gym do it. The idea is that plastic is poisonous and takes away the pure taste of water.

  • @lebrawnjames23
    @lebrawnjames23 7 лет назад

    Alonso's math is impressive

  • @Anthonycheesman33
    @Anthonycheesman33 7 лет назад

    has matt ever given a movie higher then a 7 lol

  • @welsonjonhson8147
    @welsonjonhson8147 7 лет назад +2

    Why people are drinking water from jars? Is this a new trend that I'm not aware of?

    • @danielponder690
      @danielponder690 7 лет назад

      having lived in the American south for too long, mason jars like that with sweet iced tea and lemon is a thing here...

  • @davidsmith2842
    @davidsmith2842 6 лет назад

    i liked it

  • @Unexplained_Bacon
    @Unexplained_Bacon 7 лет назад +17

    The giant mason jar is really distracting, sure it's a jar, people drink from them, but it's fucking hilariously huge. I feel like I'm missing the joke, seriously wtf?

    • @Shadowman4710
      @Shadowman4710 7 лет назад

      She's a very small woman and often gets remarks about it here. Not sure if that has anything to do with it though.

    • @32Jlocke
      @32Jlocke 7 лет назад +2

      There's some people that refuse to drink water out of anything that touches plastic. Its a personal preference and pseudoscience. A few guys at my gym do it. The idea is that plastic is poisonous and takes away the pure taste of water.

    • @Tr0nzoid
      @Tr0nzoid 7 лет назад

      I guess if I actually watched these reviews rather than listened to them while being online, I would be distracted.

  • @binaryg
    @binaryg 7 лет назад

    I don't walk out very often but I disliked every character never care what happened to anyone. No one laughed or chuckled in the audience I shared it with. I think I stayed close to the end (it seemed interminable) I began early having feelings of wanting to escape but kept hoping...sigh. But then I didn't want to give the cast and crew the satisfaction of caring about this drivel. Then to my surprise there was a message on my phone from Anne Hathaway apologizing for not entertaining me and for totally pissing me off.

  • @rickestofricks7705
    @rickestofricks7705 7 лет назад +1

    1st half - "Pretty good, kinda funny."
    2nd half - "What the fuck am i watching."
    Honest trailers material
    #Honesttrailers

  • @SJ-ic4yr
    @SJ-ic4yr 5 лет назад

    Am I the only one who thinks that this was one of the worst movies ever?

  • @ToxicRemedy
    @ToxicRemedy 7 лет назад

    We just did a blu ray unboxing of this movie. Check out if you should buy it on our channel

  • @sutea3772
    @sutea3772 7 лет назад +1

    Don't let the Mason Jar haters get you down Christie!

  • @conorcow
    @conorcow 7 лет назад

    I just can't stop looking at Christy's jar

  • @Pretendship
    @Pretendship 7 лет назад

    liars

  • @zanecoker2009
    @zanecoker2009 7 лет назад +2

    Christy's mason jars just get bigger with each review.

  • @thisscreensucks
    @thisscreensucks 7 лет назад

    "takes place in new hampshire but shot in canada"
    cmon, its a big fucking country. why specify state but not province?

    • @cjwright79
      @cjwright79 7 лет назад +1

      I can tell from the terrain that it was shot in Vancouver, my hometown.

  • @unable1234
    @unable1234 7 лет назад

    really like about 50% of the movie. But i hated Anne's charterer, and then everyone one else just turned in to shitty people or just dropped off screen. like, im rooting for no one in this film, i hated them all to the point i didn't care how it ended i just wanted it to end

  • @coreyallen6820
    @coreyallen6820 3 года назад

    I hate this movie so much. What a crock of shit

  • @theartifact1193
    @theartifact1193 7 лет назад

    Dan stevens' character is the one who should be asking why am I with this girl.

  • @nickyvengeance3654
    @nickyvengeance3654 7 лет назад

    im sorry wtf how can matt say he likes the movie a lot and give it the lowest score out of everybody with a 7 makes no sense at all. Thought the Movie was great, i would give it a 9.

  • @danielponder690
    @danielponder690 7 лет назад

    is it just me, or am I alone is generally disliking Alonso on these reviews? I just don't think he ads much or possesses basic general knowledge needed for this.

  • @brianarguello7576
    @brianarguello7576 7 лет назад

    #MasonJarGameStrong

  • @Generalbas1972
    @Generalbas1972 7 лет назад

    So on imdb it says Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi the only thing i got from the trailer was comedy. And BAD comedy. Then i Watch the review and you says drama?!?!?! WTF You shit on two other movies and praise this one, i don't get it. seeing the trailer for this one i had no idea what kinda of movie it was, i would think it was a strait up comedy, with terrible overacting cause that's what i saw in the trailer.

    • @KageKevSama
      @KageKevSama 7 лет назад +1

      Funkmaster K trailers aren't all that reliable.

    • @virginiar7692
      @virginiar7692 7 лет назад +1

      That's why you WATCH THE ACTUAL MOVIE before forming an OPINION. You'd think it would be obvious by now watching the movie is a requirement, this isn't a _trailer_ review it's a _movie_ review.

    • @Generalbas1972
      @Generalbas1972 7 лет назад

      Virginia R No thanks doesnt look like a movie for me

    • @virginiar7692
      @virginiar7692 7 лет назад

      I never said it was. The point is that you haven't seen the movie so your opinion of it doesn't matter. You're comparing this score with scores from other movies and claiming it's unfair yet you haven't seen the movie so you couldn't possibly know.

    • @coryf725
      @coryf725 7 лет назад

      Funkmaster K they reviewed the movie, not the trailer or marketing

  • @PR2k9
    @PR2k9 7 лет назад

    6:41 She's confused how a girl can be into a cute and successful guy?

    • @kikiteka
      @kikiteka 7 лет назад

      PR2k9 yeah, that got the side eye from me as well.

    • @Anthonycheesman33
      @Anthonycheesman33 7 лет назад

      PR2k9 he's not successful has a huge dick why does she like him lol

  • @secularsam7678
    @secularsam7678 6 лет назад

    I don't know why but I really didn't like this movie. It was just boring and had no real plot.

  • @victoriasmith4208
    @victoriasmith4208 7 лет назад

    worst movie ever

  • @mikesimonson5338
    @mikesimonson5338 6 лет назад

    This movie was terrible.

  • @kiantamar
    @kiantamar 6 лет назад

    *Ann Hathaway* was ridiculously *bad* in this movie. She did a terrible imitation of *Krysten Ritter* from Jessica Jones.

  • @secularsam7678
    @secularsam7678 6 лет назад

    This is one of those movies where you HAVE to be drunk to enjoy.

  • @BEASTxMODE
    @BEASTxMODE 7 лет назад +14

    I was expecting a "very funny" movie, but it was actually depressingly bad.
    6/10.

    • @secularsam7678
      @secularsam7678 6 лет назад

      I totally agree almost stopped watching multiple times.

    • @kiantamar
      @kiantamar 6 лет назад

      *THIS MOVIE IS PURE GARBAGE* . 6/10 are you kidding me? 6/10 is a good grade. I'd give it a 2 or 3 tops out of 10 just for the first act!
      2.5/10

  • @Moon_hopper
    @Moon_hopper 7 лет назад +6

    It was terrible. Saved you 8 minutes.

    • @hunter12555
      @hunter12555 6 лет назад

      whytheturtles it was interesting

    • @rtype1974
      @rtype1974 4 года назад

      Not really

  • @soulrebel2
    @soulrebel2 7 лет назад

    This movie was bad.

  • @bassicz
    @bassicz 6 лет назад

    What?!? This movie was a train wreck! Worst movie I’ve seen last year

  • @silenussancteoracle7626
    @silenussancteoracle7626 7 лет назад

    Terrible movie...don't trust them.

  • @kiantamar
    @kiantamar 6 лет назад

    It wasn't what you said at all! It's not about addiction. It's not about female empowerment. It's not about facing your demons. *THIS MOVIE IS PURE GARBAGE* .
    It had a promising first act and then it failed across the board at everything!

  • @KracknCorn
    @KracknCorn 7 лет назад

    People acting stupid to move the story along... movie sucked and was boring

  • @chanhuor
    @chanhuor 7 лет назад

    Garbage movie guys! Dont waste your money! I'm starting to wonder if these movie critics are just paid to say if a movie is good. Straight garbage.