Chicago voter to Obama: "Don't touch my girlfriend"

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @brunokaufmannfigueiredo8153
    @brunokaufmannfigueiredo8153 4 года назад +23413

    If someone said that to the current president, they'd mean it

    • @havoccipher323
      @havoccipher323 4 года назад +200

      Brukafig lol

    • @Tonshmar
      @Tonshmar 4 года назад +114

      😂

    • @carolinelayade7703
      @carolinelayade7703 4 года назад +109

      Brukafig, that's a good one. Lol...

    • @AWK007
      @AWK007 4 года назад +162

      i like Trump but LMFAO

    • @AestheticSloth420
      @AestheticSloth420 4 года назад +118

      Then they'd get tackled by people with pent up anger because they have to guard Trump all year

  • @valdemircjr
    @valdemircjr 3 года назад +123700

    Mike: "Don't touch my girlfriend"
    *Mike's phone starts to ring*
    *Mike picks up the phone*
    Secret service: "Or what, Mike?"

    • @RenzellT
      @RenzellT 3 года назад +3510

      😂😂😂

    • @EricNHarris
      @EricNHarris 3 года назад +1532

      LOLOLOL!!!!

    • @maineieg
      @maineieg 3 года назад +1823

      underrated comment

    • @rosieej5267
      @rosieej5267 3 года назад +491

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Igbotic
      @Igbotic 3 года назад +470

      Lol.. This is too funny

  • @Hamidouu
    @Hamidouu 3 года назад +19840

    Boyfriend used some reverse psychology to help his girlfriend who is too shy

    • @CamGuapo
      @CamGuapo 3 года назад +1187

      on god he started the convo for her. they don't see that king lmfao

    • @yashgoyal5183
      @yashgoyal5183 3 года назад +305

      Your take is too unique to be true for this situation.

    • @elijahmiller3770
      @elijahmiller3770 3 года назад +156

      Don’t respect the game, respect the playa

    • @lyrics2challenged
      @lyrics2challenged 3 года назад +142

      @@yashgoyal5183 Not at all. I've actually seen the stuff before with smaller celebs at concerts. Guy takes a small dive for his girl, gets big reward. Or consistent small one's lol. You'd be amazed how many women just want a convo or hug from a famous man (or even woman) just because they're a big fan. AND how overly happy they'd be about it.

    • @donkeehote
      @donkeehote 3 года назад +147

      Her bf is smart. Now his gf will have something that she will never forget.

  • @AM-go9wu
    @AM-go9wu 23 дня назад +499

    The world needs more of this lighthearted interaction.

    • @Woozlewuzzleable
      @Woozlewuzzleable 2 дня назад +1

      It was a simpler time even though it wasn't that long ago.

    • @dmt472
      @dmt472 День назад

      @@Woozlewuzzleable It was never a simpler time, ask all the kids that Obama's drones struck

    • @dtex_zero
      @dtex_zero День назад

      I don't think his party does tbh. Ahh i've just seen it's 10 years ago, explains it.

    • @dmt472
      @dmt472 День назад

      @@Woozlewuzzleable It was never simpler. Obama drone king

  • @craigcampbell1843
    @craigcampbell1843 4 года назад +22575

    Mike is a genius. He got his girlfriend a hug and a kiss from the president of the United States. How many people get that?

    • @SUBSCRIBERSwithVIDEOCHAL-ix7hr
      @SUBSCRIBERSwithVIDEOCHAL-ix7hr 4 года назад +140

      Me

    • @abruskabrus3677
      @abruskabrus3677 4 года назад +54

      @@SUBSCRIBERSwithVIDEOCHAL-ix7hr You?

    • @inspirer4763
      @inspirer4763 4 года назад +1166

      Depends who's the president. Clinton made sure it wasn't uncommon during his time.

    • @cadengrays8247
      @cadengrays8247 4 года назад +61

      Inspirer who gets a kiss from the first black president in American history more like it

    • @jimynutron87
      @jimynutron87 4 года назад +97

      He is a genius! I think ppl believe he was being serious! 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @dewaldt8104
    @dewaldt8104 5 лет назад +47937

    Can we just take a moment to admire the balls the guy has to tell the president not to touch his girlfriend.

    • @painkillerjones6232
      @painkillerjones6232 5 лет назад +1265

      Yea, he's dead now.....

    • @ETF810
      @ETF810 5 лет назад +197

      Nope.

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 5 лет назад +247

      Dewaldt the same amount of balls to curse out a cop or judge or parole officer? Yep. Some big ol stupid balls. Like a dog who picks a fight with a moving garbage truck.

    • @XPhantomIL
      @XPhantomIL 5 лет назад +1279

      He was probably insecure AF and tried to look like a man by standing up to the president for absolutely no reason

    • @LC2K00
      @LC2K00 5 лет назад +75

      "shout"

  • @brainmind4070
    @brainmind4070 4 года назад +25178

    Say what you will about Obama, the dude has a killer sense of humor.

    • @bobgunner3086
      @bobgunner3086 4 года назад +581

      Agreed.

    • @tierrabowers3851
      @tierrabowers3851 4 года назад +614

      Nathan Cormac and y’all think trumps sense of humor is appropriate for presidency? lmao pathetic.

    • @brainmind4070
      @brainmind4070 4 года назад +17

      Bob Gunner Um, no it's not.

    • @moretrash4you
      @moretrash4you 4 года назад +15

      I see what ya did there

    • @sergioledesma1389
      @sergioledesma1389 4 года назад +29

      Bob Gunner you would be named bob

  • @vasyan123
    @vasyan123 11 месяцев назад +2044

    You vs. the guy she told you not to worry about.

    • @17thknight
      @17thknight 3 месяца назад +33

      Mike played himself

    • @chitlynn5181
      @chitlynn5181 3 месяца назад +9

      such an underrated comment. 🫡

    • @heartmint7364
      @heartmint7364 2 месяца назад +32

      if my gf cheated on me with Obama part of me would be flattered tbh

    • @TheRealTypeC
      @TheRealTypeC 26 дней назад +2

      @@heartmint7364😂😂

    • @TheVirginGary
      @TheVirginGary 21 день назад +4

      @@heartmint7364 I'm pretty sure Tooty Frooty Oboomy doesn't want anything to do with your girl, or any other girl.

  • @Dukenukem323
    @Dukenukem323 4 года назад +24908

    Boyfriend - *"Don't touch my girlfriend"*
    Also Boyfriend - *"Why is there so many red dots on me"*

  • @jaguarandi2
    @jaguarandi2 4 года назад +45487

    That's a good boyfriend, playing reverse psychology to get his gf some obama.

    • @farbodpakrah1523
      @farbodpakrah1523 4 года назад +939

      Salamander lmfao underrated!!😂😂

    • @Guiben
      @Guiben 4 года назад +898

      Some Obama . Lol

    • @jomr4249
      @jomr4249 4 года назад +71

      Haha!!

    • @MadaraUchiha-ux3dx
      @MadaraUchiha-ux3dx 4 года назад +976

      This was clearly his attention and it worked! Got his gf cemented in history using reverse psychology. Very smart move, Obama wasn't paying them girls any attention until her bf said something to him.

    • @ans1283
      @ans1283 4 года назад +18

      🤣😂

  • @baldGUYYY
    @baldGUYYY 3 года назад +14704

    He's probably the only politician that can say "Give me a kiss so he'll be jealous" and actually doesn't sound creepy
    Edit: this reply section went wild... Y'all need mental help, both parties

    • @betsy032785
      @betsy032785 3 года назад +417

      If that ain’t the truth !

    • @SpaceAce1993
      @SpaceAce1993 3 года назад +50

      Calm down

    • @Eyeyorot
      @Eyeyorot 3 года назад +24

      @Adm!n stop talking crap

    • @lukecockburn1140
      @lukecockburn1140 3 года назад +129

      Could imagine sleepy joe hitting out with that yin😂

    • @TheDsRequiem
      @TheDsRequiem 3 года назад +120

      It was still pretty creepy bro

  • @garryblack764
    @garryblack764 11 месяцев назад +991

    That is class at its best. You are missed Mr. President.

    • @CalvinHikes
      @CalvinHikes 11 месяцев назад +35

      Very classy. Told not to touch a man's girlfriend, kisses her anyways.

    • @Ben-Rogue
      @Ben-Rogue 11 месяцев назад +35

      A classy war criminal, and tool of the rich... No thanks!

    • @drunktrump5209
      @drunktrump5209 11 месяцев назад +16

      disgusting lack of boundaries

    • @arthurbesnard1536
      @arthurbesnard1536 11 месяцев назад +7

      As a French, we miss him too

    • @spranks918
      @spranks918 11 месяцев назад +13

      Yea class act he was a terrible president

  • @aayushkumar2718
    @aayushkumar2718 3 года назад +16055

    If this was Mother Russia, Mike would have miraculously died of a natural incident the very next day.

    • @titan9259
      @titan9259 3 года назад +1027

      Totally natural and never planned!

    • @rituparna6133
      @rituparna6133 3 года назад +81

      😂

    • @sofiqulislam6447
      @sofiqulislam6447 3 года назад +330

      I feel like this assumption is correct for India now.

    • @Nimbus3690
      @Nimbus3690 3 года назад +92

      "Miraculously" lmao like it's a good thing

    • @10ReasonsWhy
      @10ReasonsWhy 3 года назад +348

      In Russia they would have commited suicide with 3 gunshot wounds to the back

  • @tahaahmedsiddiqui5602
    @tahaahmedsiddiqui5602 3 года назад +17367

    Everybody's asking "Why Mike?"
    But no one's asking, "Where's Mike?"

  • @maruftim
    @maruftim 4 года назад +15222

    "Don't touch my girlfriend."
    Secret Service: ready as you command, sir.

    • @thelegacyofgaming2928
      @thelegacyofgaming2928 4 года назад +264

      lmfao, this guy could've ended up missing xD

    • @pbates1693
      @pbates1693 4 года назад +73

      The Legacy of Gaming nah Obama is a cool dude.

    • @hassanmuse6997
      @hassanmuse6997 4 года назад +9

      Taylor Atkinson actually they do

    • @pope528
      @pope528 4 года назад +10

      @Taylor Atkinson they get it for life...u do some research

    • @GabrielTomitsuka
      @GabrielTomitsuka 4 года назад +15

      Taylor Atkinson From 1997 until 2013, legislation was in place limiting Secret Service protection to former presidents and their spouses to a period of 10 years from the date the former president leaves office. President Barack Obama signed legislation on January 10, 2013, reversing this limit and reinstating lifetime protection.

  • @samiam8114
    @samiam8114 2 месяца назад +34

    First time I've seen this. Brought a smile to my day.

  • @izayrtromp9916
    @izayrtromp9916 4 года назад +11385

    Mike : "Don't touch my girlfriend"
    Secret Service : "Or what"

    • @IISHXDOII
      @IISHXDOII 4 года назад +153

      Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣yooo I’m literally crying 😭🤣🤣

    • @BatmanLampin
      @BatmanLampin 4 года назад +92

      Yeah right. Secret service was somewhere doing drugs, banging hookers, and ordering pizza and hotdogs for Obama.

    • @bloxxerplays4755
      @bloxxerplays4755 4 года назад +16

      IDEAS NOT POLITICAL PARTIES, 1st off I agree highly with your name, 2nd off if I remember correctly not all of the SS always has a task and they honestly could easily be doing that stuff lol

    • @extrusix969
      @extrusix969 4 года назад +167

      @@bloxxerplays4755 dude i dont think you should use SS as an abbreviation for secret service

    • @SivasliAliSpielt
      @SivasliAliSpielt 4 года назад +26

      @@extrusix969 lmaoo

  • @sprawlz6466
    @sprawlz6466 3 года назад +25457

    Say what you like about him, but he’s easily one of the funniest presidents we’ve ever had

    • @sprawlz6466
      @sprawlz6466 3 года назад +627

      @Ribguy101 if you could name me any president from the past 50 years that committed 0 crimes in office, other than the one I’m thinking of, then you might have a point.

    • @Sayre777
      @Sayre777 3 года назад +250

      @@sprawlz6466 they can’t. None of them can.

    • @coolest4449
      @coolest4449 3 года назад +27

      @Ribguy101 all

    • @turkeylegs5431
      @turkeylegs5431 3 года назад +395

      This is not a political statement whatsoever but I found Trump to be a lot funnier

    • @captainrev4959
      @captainrev4959 3 года назад +563

      @@turkeylegs5431 yeah but he wasn’t deliberately funny. It just kind of happened by accident.

  • @mattwhitetiger
    @mattwhitetiger 4 года назад +10763

    Mike: "Don't touch my girlfriend"
    Obama: "Well, I wasn't planning on that, BUT NOW I AM."

    • @chrisetheridge7606
      @chrisetheridge7606 4 года назад +4

      Nah Obama likes little boys - you ever read wikileaks?

    • @KVJ-w7h
      @KVJ-w7h 4 года назад +109

      @@chrisetheridge7606 your just a drone who copies and paste the same jokes. Get on somewhere

    • @sv3546
      @sv3546 4 года назад +22

      @No knows Noles And yall are paranoid about everything

    • @JonnyBeetle
      @JonnyBeetle 4 года назад +14

      @@chrisetheridge7606 no wikileak ever stated that

    • @JusticeDrago95
      @JusticeDrago95 4 года назад

      LOL.

  • @TheDiosdebaca
    @TheDiosdebaca 2 месяца назад +27

    It's things like this that makes me miss Obama. Dude is a class act!

  • @yellowbat79
    @yellowbat79 4 года назад +30571

    Obama: "what's his name"
    Secret service and his girlfriend at the same time: "Mike"

  • @dylankane9709
    @dylankane9709 5 лет назад +4884

    All politics aside that was an alpha move. Edit: like I said guys all politics aside.

    • @interloper3138
      @interloper3138 5 лет назад +27

      Alpha? Obama is the king of beta.
      However, to a delta-male he probably appears alpha.

    • @kirinyardberry1324
      @kirinyardberry1324 5 лет назад +488

      @@interloper3138 this was one of the most cringe things I have ever read. Congrats person

    • @interloper3138
      @interloper3138 5 лет назад +8

      Kirin Yardberry How many times did you sustain serious head injuries while typing that?

    • @stxcxv
      @stxcxv 5 лет назад +202

      Skinny Pancakes what 💀

    • @RED-bz9hn
      @RED-bz9hn 5 лет назад +3

      No not really. Trump is his alpha 😂😂

  • @magheed_gaming
    @magheed_gaming Год назад +8659

    Poor Mike. He's going to hear about this for the rest of his life. Fortunately the President was nice enough play with the joke, rather than straight out ignoring him.

    • @KongMan8991
      @KongMan8991 Год назад +15

      he is going where? *HEAR*

    • @magheed_gaming
      @magheed_gaming Год назад +3

      @@KongMan8991 Thanks for pointing that out.

    • @magheed_gaming
      @magheed_gaming Год назад +5

      @@KongMan8991 But sometimes I feel like RUclips is doing things they are not supposed to be doing.
      Sometimes you know that you did everything right in a sentence and you grammatically checked it before posting the paragraph or sentence. A week later something has changed.

    • @Telstar62a
      @Telstar62a Год назад +20

      Yeah, but I guess Mike knew what he was talking about. Barack still made his move. 😄

    • @LeoDas688
      @LeoDas688 Год назад +26

      He did that because he knows how cool obama is

  • @jkayin07
    @jkayin07 13 дней назад +7

    Seeing this on 11/9/24 puts a smile on my face after the week we have had.

  • @SnoozeTheRecluse
    @SnoozeTheRecluse 4 года назад +1770

    And it was on this day where Mike became a Republican

    • @luvbig41
      @luvbig41 4 года назад +16

      LMAO!!!

    • @gladiator_games
      @gladiator_games 4 года назад +11

      Lol. But trump would probably take it too far and cringey. 🤣😂

    • @kevinzhu6417
      @kevinzhu6417 4 года назад +7

      @Andrew Evans your insults make you even less funny than the original comment. You sound socially inept

    • @taylorrichardson8244
      @taylorrichardson8244 4 года назад +10

      @Andrew Evans freshmen year of high school really that rough buddy? I'm sorry

    • @JimMiDaxX
      @JimMiDaxX 4 года назад +1

      😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Zer-db1bp
    @Zer-db1bp 4 года назад +3219

    Even if you don’t agree with his politics you can’t deny he had a great personality

    • @Mr.Parker95
      @Mr.Parker95 4 года назад +331

      Yuneek you are right! Can you imagine if he had said something like “I’ll grab her by the p$&@y” instead? Oh wait... never mind

    • @wellington66440
      @wellington66440 4 года назад +71

      I believe having a good relationship to other human beings is about being wise enough to feel whats apropriate for the moment and he was very good at knowing what to say without a script. of course nowadays there is always people complaining about everything.

    • @donslyuckus
      @donslyuckus 4 года назад +2

      @Yuneek lol

    • @marp00n
      @marp00n 4 года назад

      Wellington Albuquerque top comment

    • @donslyuckus
      @donslyuckus 4 года назад +35

      @Yuneek boomer

  • @1c2h3e4u5n6g
    @1c2h3e4u5n6g 4 года назад +13591

    “Give me a kiss and give him something to talk about “ boss music

    • @chibuezengozi
      @chibuezengozi 3 года назад +102

      She replied "I can't do that" 1:08

    • @BontleHlongwane
      @BontleHlongwane 3 года назад +64

      If that trump said that...

    • @fangs9704
      @fangs9704 3 года назад +4

      San Andreas music starts playing

    • @taruluver29303
      @taruluver29303 3 года назад +11

      Smooth AF lol

    • @tre8201
      @tre8201 3 года назад +51

      @@BontleHlongwane but there's a unfair double standard at play here. Trump is repulsive looking...Obama is half way decent. Its the pretty privilege.

  • @shadee15
    @shadee15 9 месяцев назад +21

    I miss him so much. Just the coolest guy. A great human being

    • @F_U
      @F_U 9 месяцев назад +1

      All the innocent civils bombed by his drones would not agree. But we all know u r speaking about his skin, all what matters to his voters...

  • @johnkhaw3213
    @johnkhaw3213 4 года назад +3403

    Plot Twist: That's not his girl - that's his friend who has a crush on the President and he was wing-manning for her using some sick reverse psychology.

    • @SheriffArthurMorgan
      @SheriffArthurMorgan 4 года назад +75

      Wow that's a plot twist

    • @MrSihle1
      @MrSihle1 4 года назад +52

      I feel this.... PhD students practicing reverse psychology. And the president had to act like that or he would have appeared weak.

    • @johnkhaw3213
      @johnkhaw3213 4 года назад +14

      @@SheriffArthurMorgan That's a wing-man for ya. Get you a friend who can do that.

    • @darkazurr9891
      @darkazurr9891 4 года назад +19

      or he said dont touch his girlfriend because he wanted the president to touch him instead ?

    • @johnkhaw3213
      @johnkhaw3213 4 года назад +10

      dark azurr now that’s the ultimate twist. The reverse psychology gets deeper.

  • @srinivasyn1
    @srinivasyn1 4 года назад +7717

    Boyfriend: Don't touch my girlfriend
    President: Oh yeah? (Kisses girlfriend)
    7.5 Million views

    • @GunsNGames1
      @GunsNGames1 4 года назад +27

      6.7 million people: interesting

    • @System-ru5yt
      @System-ru5yt 4 года назад +3

      @matthew petta OH YEAH OBAMA IS GETTING THAT 69 ACTION WITH THE GIRLFRIEND NOW

    • @crule123minecraft
      @crule123minecraft 4 года назад +3

      matthew petta HAHHAHAAHAHAHAH THIS WAS A FUNNY JOKE THAT I LAUGHED AT

    • @naviryzen7935
      @naviryzen7935 4 года назад +6

      It was plan of mike and his gf all along because when you say humans to don't do things, they definitely do them. Its psychology 101. Well played Mike now both of them are famous.

    • @GameJeMee
      @GameJeMee 4 года назад

      6.9 million views you mean

  • @1knightero
    @1knightero 2 года назад +7476

    Humble , bearing , quick witted , there is some leadership quality.

    • @Frosst
      @Frosst 2 года назад +26

      He sure does have leadership qualities, he should run for president some day!

    • @user-nz2ct2xb8r
      @user-nz2ct2xb8r 2 года назад +12

      Yeah, if only his Vice President was the same way

    • @samlittle4424
      @samlittle4424 2 года назад +55

      and a war criminal ah!

    • @joshua-l6m
      @joshua-l6m 2 года назад +4

      Charismatic leader no doubt

    • @edwardmartinez9459
      @edwardmartinez9459 2 года назад +3

      @@samlittle4424 Your talking Trump that's a criminal!

  • @shirleyrhodes3741
    @shirleyrhodes3741 7 месяцев назад +9

    I love this man so much!!

  • @user-me4if8kk7l
    @user-me4if8kk7l 4 года назад +11261

    "Dont touch my girlfriend"
    Secret Service: Or what?!

    • @Ayo_ItzAARon
      @Ayo_ItzAARon 4 года назад +68

      😭😭😭

    • @EvanNally
      @EvanNally 4 года назад +33

      It’s amazing that you made the comment 18 hours ago and it has 114 likes. RUclips recommends random stuff.

    • @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive
      @HebrewsElevenTwentyFive 4 года назад +118

      Six years later Mike was found dead from Covid-19. He had difficulty breathing after the virus burned 12 bullet sized holes into his lungs

    • @brandonm1708
      @brandonm1708 4 года назад +2

      Stolen comment but okay

    • @yoda1934
      @yoda1934 4 года назад +36

      @Mr Hansen can you just not comment on anything for the rest of your life please? Thanks.

  • @gautampoojary7371
    @gautampoojary7371 3 года назад +4929

    RIP Mike you will always be remembered in the youtube recommendations

    • @praiseohunenigbin6639
      @praiseohunenigbin6639 3 года назад +33

      Did he pass?

    • @DennisHeikki
      @DennisHeikki 3 года назад +23

      @Sasha Tamara Keegan I can't tell if you're joking or not

    • @DennisHeikki
      @DennisHeikki 3 года назад +8

      @Sasha Tamara Keegan
      I'm an unlucky thinker sometimes lol

    • @BaezLife
      @BaezLife 3 года назад +3

      @Sasha Tamara Keegan 😂😂😂😂😂🔥

    • @gazpachopolice7211
      @gazpachopolice7211 3 года назад +8

      @DMGrafixs no it's just a "ded" kind of RIP

  • @320speed
    @320speed 4 года назад +18707

    Man - "Don't touch my girlfriend"
    President - *Kisses his girlfriend*

    • @squid4495
      @squid4495 4 года назад +393

      @Putin's Troll Factory no

    • @JamesUmbrello
      @JamesUmbrello 4 года назад +27

      50 thousand dollars spent on a hotdog party... That is Obama...

    • @commanderwaddles3483
      @commanderwaddles3483 4 года назад +34

      @Vince Isaacs I think he is joking too lol

    • @Memesfromthestreets
      @Memesfromthestreets 4 года назад +156

      Mike if it was Trump-“don’t rape my girlfriend”

    • @user-qk7lh4wl6e
      @user-qk7lh4wl6e 4 года назад +18

      That’s dumb on the girlfriend for allowing that lol she’s the one that let him look extra stupid

  • @JusCallMeEuro
    @JusCallMeEuro 15 дней назад +3

    November 7 ‘24 - this puts a much needed smile on my face. God bless the USA.

  • @dj__alien
    @dj__alien 4 года назад +2737

    He a professional Mr. Steal-yo-girl. Now that’s scary.

    • @Gunman610
      @Gunman610 4 года назад +37

      President Steal-yo-girl and Vice-President Wingman

    • @Lady_Tee15
      @Lady_Tee15 4 года назад +1

      😂🤣

    • @daveylives
      @daveylives 4 года назад

      Chris D’Elia reference? Thumbs up

    • @grantpressley9319
      @grantpressley9319 4 года назад +4

      and Vice President "sniff the kids u had with yo gurl"

    • @Ayad719
      @Ayad719 4 года назад

      *No,* *I* *borrowed* *it*

  • @caidenh04
    @caidenh04 4 года назад +14230

    Mike: "Don't touch my girlfriend."
    Obama: "I wasn't really planning on that."
    *Mike leaves*
    Obama: "Mike is such a fool."
    *kisses Mike's girlfriend*

    • @danirodriguez4707
      @danirodriguez4707 4 года назад +413

      Wow you have a bright future ahead as a reporter

    • @Hellbender32
      @Hellbender32 4 года назад +82

      @@danirodriguez4707 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Im running out of breath

    • @klutzyorangeconfetti1017
      @klutzyorangeconfetti1017 4 года назад +5

      Leonardo B aw that's so nice!

    • @heisenmountainb6854
      @heisenmountainb6854 4 года назад +25

      @@caidenh04
      good thing you explained it, bc everyone knows
      deaf people can't read

    • @shaunthenomad
      @shaunthenomad 4 года назад +10

      @@danirodriguez4707 u can say that again fool. Lad just helped a deaf guy

  • @borisdanyukov8267
    @borisdanyukov8267 3 года назад +16181

    “Im sorry please excuse him.”
    Secret service: Dont worry we will execu… excuse him

  • @VioAdri83
    @VioAdri83 3 месяца назад +419

    How did you guys go from him to the Donald remains a mistery to me.

    • @slimylildude8224
      @slimylildude8224 3 месяца назад +19

      2/3rds of the country still doesn’t know how to

    • @redrick8900
      @redrick8900 3 месяца назад +39

      Complacency and misogyny.

    • @chiangkaishrek5123
      @chiangkaishrek5123 3 месяца назад +15

      Hillary clinton

    • @DibIrken
      @DibIrken 3 месяца назад

      If we just talk "popular vote", Hillary won 3 million votes more than Donald Trump. It's the distribution of these voters that is the main issue. Gerrymandering has been the biggest issue for Democrats.

    • @RT22-pb2pp
      @RT22-pb2pp 3 месяца назад +23

      Mass insanity is all I can come up with. Freaking nuts for sure

  • @MagisterVeritas
    @MagisterVeritas 3 года назад +4587

    'Dad, I just shook hands with the President'
    'Son, I once told the President to keep his hands off my girlfriend. No, not your mother'

    • @reijira8389
      @reijira8389 3 года назад +91

      brilliant. took me a second.

    • @bluenote4024
      @bluenote4024 3 года назад +27

      I am the 69 the like

    • @MagisterVeritas
      @MagisterVeritas 3 года назад +127

      @@bluenote4024 your parents must be proud

    • @bluenote4024
      @bluenote4024 3 года назад +30

      @@MagisterVeritas indeed

    • @rtp9705
      @rtp9705 3 года назад

      Lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kellybagabaddie1203
    @kellybagabaddie1203 4 года назад +16004

    “Don’t touch my girlfriend”
    “Ight”
    *”kisses her instead”*

    • @headlight31
      @headlight31 4 года назад +79

      Smooth as f*ck 😂

    • @dddddbbb
      @dddddbbb 4 года назад +113

      @Coelophysis Pretty sure if trump only kissed others it would be an upgrade...instead of you know..grabbing them by the...

    • @bishalroy1214
      @bishalroy1214 4 года назад +12

      Next time,
      -- Don't kiss my girlfriend

    • @jamesbrinkman9332
      @jamesbrinkman9332 4 года назад +9

      @@dddddbbb every man talks like that behind closed doors. Unless you know your gay

    • @dddddbbb
      @dddddbbb 4 года назад +35

      @@jamesbrinkman9332 Thankfully most men don't! I suppose you also think "every man" is taken to court for rape by their wife too.

  • @millardlovejoy4951
    @millardlovejoy4951 Месяц назад +43

    There’s an example of a brother just embarrassing me for no reason cracked me up

  • @ephemera9767
    @ephemera9767 4 года назад +3072

    He may not be the most agreeable President there ever was but he’s definitely got charisma.

    • @SirGeorge8600
      @SirGeorge8600 4 года назад +307

      The man had class, plain and simple. We've come so far from that in politics, in which it seems like a foreign concept.

    • @andulasis6283
      @andulasis6283 4 года назад +84

      Warren Griffen and yet was a terrible one when it came to war. The amount of innocent deaths he has caused is insane. Especially if you think about the fact that he recived a noble price....

    • @adebont4223
      @adebont4223 4 года назад +21

      yeah, charisma is really an important trade for a US president, it will really help the country...

    • @lycan2494
      @lycan2494 4 года назад +43

      Trump is better

    • @alijibran3255
      @alijibran3255 4 года назад +20

      @Tyler 324 150 billion us or iranian? Cus iran hasnt recieved close to that amount of cash??

  • @MrIEatUrBread
    @MrIEatUrBread 4 года назад +13802

    Obama: What is your boyfriends name?
    Girl: M-
    Secret Service: Mike sir, his name is Mike.

  • @user-gi5nk8sd3t
    @user-gi5nk8sd3t Год назад +11722

    No matter what you think of his politics it's safe to say he's by far one of the most charismatic politicians ever

    • @teru797
      @teru797 Год назад +187

      so much better than biden

    • @lemonade6395
      @lemonade6395 Год назад +98

      @@teru797 chocolate chocolate chip

    • @teru797
      @teru797 Год назад +207

      @@lemonade6395 dude just about anyone is better than Biden. Trump is better than Biden at this point. Biden is literally an embarrassment.

    • @scorpioh03
      @scorpioh03 Год назад +7

      @@lemonade6395just stop

    • @lemonade6395
      @lemonade6395 Год назад +43

      @@teru797 chocolate chocolate chip

  • @danielcarvajal9686
    @danielcarvajal9686 16 дней назад +13

    The good old days when a decent and smart human being was our President.

    • @conniekaye5633
      @conniekaye5633 10 дней назад

      When was that?

    • @danielcarvajal9686
      @danielcarvajal9686 9 дней назад +1

      @@conniekaye5633 not 2017 and definitively not 2025. And you know it.

    • @RunstarHomer
      @RunstarHomer День назад

      @@danielcarvajal9686 not at any time during my 30 years on this planet

  • @Tearynite
    @Tearynite 3 года назад +11844

    Plot twist: Mike is actually psychic and this was exactly what he was trying to prevent.

    • @zatripper6674
      @zatripper6674 3 года назад +96

      Underrated

    • @jeremynewcombe3422
      @jeremynewcombe3422 3 года назад +238

      Literally reliving the tale of Oedipus. He secured his fate by trying to avoid it.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +7

      GAGAGAGAGAGA! I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest RUclipsr of all time. 1...2...3. GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! Thank you for your attention, dear tea

    • @galaxywanderer5508
      @galaxywanderer5508 3 года назад +16

      Great plot twist!

    • @kiosk5595
      @kiosk5595 3 года назад +10

      🎵It’s the future he can see 🎶

  • @ARSZLB
    @ARSZLB 3 года назад +12459

    say what you want about Obama as a president, you can’t deny that he’s a funny dude 😂

    • @Elthenar
      @Elthenar 3 года назад +387

      Yup. I absolutely hate his politics but I'd like to have a drink with the man.

    • @donsurlylyte
      @donsurlylyte 3 года назад +276

      he's a good man, and was a good president.

    • @Elthenar
      @Elthenar 3 года назад +122

      @@donsurlylyte Neither of us knows him, so you can't really back up that first point. I would disagree about the second.

    • @krookedtags5532
      @krookedtags5532 3 года назад +62

      @@donsurlylyte i agree best pres evr!

    • @Razeeq623
      @Razeeq623 3 года назад +91

      *I always say Obama and Trump are definitely the 2 funniest presidents ever, love em or hate em.*

  • @goodDrummerman
    @goodDrummerman 3 года назад +19521

    Obama was so distracted he voted for another candidate.

  • @doneaton6704
    @doneaton6704 17 дней назад +17

    What an honor to be casting your vote with Obama. Wow!

  • @Kymv8382
    @Kymv8382 5 лет назад +19031

    Obama: “what’s his name?”
    *Mike*
    Secret Service: “we got him” .

    • @HeadshotFilms1
      @HeadshotFilms1 5 лет назад +35

      Kyle B stolen

    • @doublewhammy6164
      @doublewhammy6164 5 лет назад +119

      A lot of people think Barrack Obama is just a sweet innocent honest politician ...

    • @Kymv8382
      @Kymv8382 5 лет назад +40

      @@HeadshotFilms1 I just thought of it dude I didnt steal it. lol

    • @koldtruth4961
      @koldtruth4961 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @MosesMatsepane
      @MosesMatsepane 5 лет назад +122

      😂😂😂😂 Mike has been "missing" since then

  • @Will-nn3pb
    @Will-nn3pb 5 лет назад +8686

    *Mike : "Don't touch my Girlfriend"*
    *Secret Service : "Don't touch my president"*

  • @devinsorensen4676
    @devinsorensen4676 2 года назад +12077

    I’m not a fan of all of his stances regarding politics, but I like his composed, comedic responses in these situations.

    • @juan2049
      @juan2049 2 года назад +134

      Reminds me of trump. He has great humor too!

    • @oceansea799
      @oceansea799 2 года назад +36

      Comedians, but mostly. Actors

    • @lchampion5714
      @lchampion5714 2 года назад +690

      @@juan2049 trump was awkward and made people uncomfortable. Two way different people. Obama would've easily beat that clown

    • @SavingPrivateBob
      @SavingPrivateBob 2 года назад +28

      What did that matter though? He was the least effective president in the past 100 years. Just because you like him, doesn't mean he's gonna put a sandwich on your table

    • @juan2049
      @juan2049 2 года назад +67

      @@lchampion5714 nah Trump was really funny lots of the times.

  • @reitairue2073
    @reitairue2073 2 месяца назад +18

    "Gimme a kiss and give em somthin to talk about" 😂. Killin it

  • @JB-xl2jc
    @JB-xl2jc 4 года назад +5501

    “...I cannot believe, what’s his name?”
    “Haha, Mike...”
    “Hahaha, I meant his full name. And address. Now.”

    • @harishussain764
      @harishussain764 4 года назад +131

      FBI open up

    • @ven4762
      @ven4762 4 года назад +73

      *Secret service open up*

    • @sayhoman
      @sayhoman 4 года назад +34

      IRS audit open up

    • @Sheluvintrey
      @Sheluvintrey 4 года назад +19

      CIA investigate

    • @lilbigbrow
      @lilbigbrow 4 года назад +6

      @@Sheluvintrey the CIA would probably send drones to his front yard

  • @princepeterson4458
    @princepeterson4458 5 лет назад +1230

    Poor Mike the feds now know everything you've ever done since preschool

  • @EncinasPro
    @EncinasPro 4 года назад +2380

    *Michelle Obama has joined the chat*

  • @jamiewaters-dc7hj
    @jamiewaters-dc7hj 15 дней назад +3

    I miss him 💙🇺🇸

  • @McBobtheruggaman
    @McBobtheruggaman 3 года назад +4472

    Love him or hate him, that guy was as smooth as ice.

    • @warwick802
      @warwick802 3 года назад +102

      Looking back I agreed with very little of what he did politically but that man was truly a superhero and an icon for our country

    • @soulman2657
      @soulman2657 3 года назад +9

      Are you f****** clowns serious? For the love of God crawl back under your rocks

    • @TheBeigeRaider
      @TheBeigeRaider 3 года назад +23

      What if he just started straight up raw doggin her on the voting machine and made the secret service hold Mike at gun point to watch then nutted on mike 💀

    • @WhitePeopleAreAnnoying
      @WhitePeopleAreAnnoying 3 года назад +9

      @@TheBeigeRaider 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @TheBeigeRaider
      @TheBeigeRaider 3 года назад

      @@WhitePeopleAreAnnoying just imagine 🤣😂😭

  • @quarantinedteen5458
    @quarantinedteen5458 2 года назад +13202

    I lost it when he started picturing how she’ll tell the story to her friends💀💀

    • @Dhurvboruah
      @Dhurvboruah 2 года назад +8

      No reply

    • @Argon07
      @Argon07 2 года назад +3

      No reply

    • @jimdoe3288
      @jimdoe3288 2 года назад +5

      I'm lost as to is she Muslim and married her brother?
      Or is brother a privilege word he used ?

    • @amayakhler1551
      @amayakhler1551 2 года назад +85

      @@jimdoe3288 ?

    • @adamdavis539
      @adamdavis539 2 года назад +29

      Brother is a term that for some stupid reason black men call one another

  • @coldwolf7014
    @coldwolf7014 4 года назад +5050

    Boyfriend: don’t touch my girl.
    In Obama’s head: “I admire your bravery but I can ruin your whole career in 2 seconds.”

    • @saiku9081
      @saiku9081 4 года назад +8

      True,

    • @siran424
      @siran424 4 года назад +41

      What if he never had a career in the first place ??

    • @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
      @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 4 года назад +18

      @@notaarnav you misunderstood Siran , random Indian human. Siran was talking about the boyfriend. as in, what if that guy had no career in the first place

    • @specialise3305
      @specialise3305 4 года назад +15

      @@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 it was a joke

    • @robinmattias
      @robinmattias 4 года назад +12

      "I'll ruin this mans whole 7-eleven career"

  • @MundiaKamau
    @MundiaKamau 11 месяцев назад +9

    Priceless, just priceless. Thanks for this CBS. Barack handled that well, didn't he? He's smooth. Regards, Michael M. Kamau, Nairobi, Kenya, East Africa, 30th November 2023.

  • @daniphofani3473
    @daniphofani3473 4 года назад +1933

    Ok but tbf that dude had mass brass balls to tell the President “hands off”.

    • @andypozuelos1204
      @andypozuelos1204 4 года назад +70

      Well the idea is that the president works for you so

    • @Chris-hz8lj
      @Chris-hz8lj 4 года назад +154

      I'd pull something like this given Obama's notoriety for being unbelievably down to earth. Any other president and I'd be scared to say anything mildly disagreeable.

    • @J8den
      @J8den 4 года назад +6

      @@HernasRoom wtf.... I really hope you arent talking about Trump

    • @KipKemeiSambu
      @KipKemeiSambu 4 года назад

      @@HernasRoom 😂😂

    • @seth9165
      @seth9165 4 года назад

      @@HernasRoom 😭

  • @randyvines1497
    @randyvines1497 4 года назад +5276

    See the difference is, trump would have insulted him back.

    • @randyvines1497
      @randyvines1497 4 года назад +69

      @@struce595 it wouldnt have been a good thing. im saying trump is bad.

    • @mrmaaf1443
      @mrmaaf1443 4 года назад +277

      Sure Obama was a quite likeable person but that doesn't make him a good president

    • @lollia8678
      @lollia8678 4 года назад +135

      Listen, I'm not a Trump supporter. But did he not just say "I can't believe Mike, he's such a fool"? He was mocking him then kissed his girlfriend lol.

    • @koronaples6537
      @koronaples6537 4 года назад +85

      But obama did insult him back tho...

    • @cathal1906
      @cathal1906 4 года назад +95

      @@koronaples6537 he did it in a joking fashion tho...

  • @jkterjters
    @jkterjters 4 года назад +6451

    “Don’t touch your girlfriend.”
    “Wait wha-“
    “It’s too late mike, she’s mine now.”

  • @jerrodyork780
    @jerrodyork780 2 месяца назад +6

    Still a beautiful moment. 😍

  • @kriskopp6472
    @kriskopp6472 4 года назад +4417

    This is the most black i ever seen Obama act. "Gimme kiss so we can give him something to talk about."

    • @Redridge07
      @Redridge07 4 года назад +69

      @Kris Kopp .... very stupid statement, whites and all people of color use that phrase.

    • @YoungYahtz94
      @YoungYahtz94 4 года назад +187

      Redridge07 I understand what he was getting at tho. It’s not about what he said it’s about the fact he did it. He dragged his nuts on dude fr

    • @Redridge07
      @Redridge07 4 года назад +9

      @@YoungYahtz94 what are you talking about in the context of this thread?

    • @StuLenS_Gaming
      @StuLenS_Gaming 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @prodYoungHaan
      @prodYoungHaan 4 года назад +32

      Redridge07 IM FINNA LET MY NUTS HANG🕺🏼🕺🏼👌🏿

  • @pinonXO
    @pinonXO 4 года назад +6084

    President: What’s his name?
    Girl: Mike
    Secret service: WAS Mike 😌

    • @EricNHarris
      @EricNHarris 3 года назад +25

      LOLOLOL! WAS

    • @zinhlemkhonza7001
      @zinhlemkhonza7001 3 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mohab7274
      @Mohab7274 3 года назад +12

      So... he changed his name?

    • @putraharith8426
      @putraharith8426 3 года назад +47

      @@Mohab7274 No the Secret Service killed him. That's the joke

    • @this_is_patrick
      @this_is_patrick 3 года назад +88

      @@Mohab7274 He sadly passed away due to shooting himself twice in the head before throwing his own body onto a nearby river.

  • @waken71
    @waken71 4 года назад +3531

    "Don't touch my girlfriend"
    Obama: I won't, but i will

    • @alvinthai5433
      @alvinthai5433 4 года назад +4

      Yesn’t

    • @miketheyunggod2534
      @miketheyunggod2534 4 года назад

      Joaquin sexual assault.

    • @yousayblyat
      @yousayblyat 4 года назад +3

      Well you definitely wouldn't throw that joke at Trump

    • @Kleo3392
      @Kleo3392 4 года назад

      I wasn’t planning on that, but now that you mention it...

    • @Miwrn1952
      @Miwrn1952 4 года назад

      Obama doesn't like women. He likes women with penises like his 'wife'.

  • @arabwaluigi5248
    @arabwaluigi5248 27 дней назад +6

    Damn he was so smooth

  • @TacShooter
    @TacShooter 5 лет назад +15451

    I'll give Obama one thing, he's got a great sense of comedy timing.

    • @aceshadowins1310
      @aceshadowins1310 5 лет назад +157

      TacShooter and a horrible sense of leading a country.

    • @Matthew-nw5tb
      @Matthew-nw5tb 5 лет назад +881

      Ace Shadowins can you stupid trump supporters have one moment of your life not belittling or attacking someone else

    • @ethanbrady3675
      @ethanbrady3675 5 лет назад +326

      @@aceshadowins1310 can you explain some of the horrible things he did?

    • @aceshadowins1310
      @aceshadowins1310 5 лет назад +53

      Ethan Brady can you name one of the good things he did? Right cuz you liberals only pay attention to the bads.

    • @aceshadowins1310
      @aceshadowins1310 5 лет назад +30

      Matthew says the party that supports anit-fa groups illegally blocking road ways and attacking innocent people in day broad light.

  • @PhillipAmthor
    @PhillipAmthor 3 года назад +4766

    Mike: "dont touch my gf"
    Obaba: _kisses mikes gf_
    Mike: 👁👄👁

  • @xastielmuffinz3047
    @xastielmuffinz3047 4 года назад +1954

    Obama, still as charismatic and smooth as ever.

    • @epicbrofist6531
      @epicbrofist6531 4 года назад +47

      That was 5 years ago

    • @ivan2000andrade
      @ivan2000andrade 4 года назад +4

      Epic Brofist lmao

    • @ryanhodas4771
      @ryanhodas4771 4 года назад +2

      Epic Brofist lmaoooo

    • @cwalk4920
      @cwalk4920 4 года назад +4

      And a criminal

    • @jason_v12345
      @jason_v12345 4 года назад +10

      Eh... he gets away with it because he's relatively young and handsome. Just imagine if Donald Trump were to say, "Now give me a kiss...."

  • @hyperiondragon
    @hyperiondragon 22 дня назад +2

    Soooo charming. He wasn't even trying 😊

  • @tubekxb
    @tubekxb 10 лет назад +2600

    The president knows how to stay cool. It's a job requirement. You know that "Mike" is gonna hear it from the guys at the barbershop.

    • @BedroomPianist
      @BedroomPianist 5 лет назад +64

      This didn't age well

    • @asdfgadsg281
      @asdfgadsg281 5 лет назад +5

      How didn’t it age wel

    • @jamesonphillips5269
      @jamesonphillips5269 5 лет назад +6

      @@BedroomPianist 😂😂no it didn't, not at all🤣

    • @Cats44rocks
      @Cats44rocks 5 лет назад +60

      Asdf Gadsg They’re saying trump doesn’t know how to keep his cool... which is objectively a fact lol

    • @SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath
      @SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath 5 лет назад +4

      Mike, you mean Barack's husband right?

  • @silverrain99205
    @silverrain99205 4 года назад +3374

    I don’t think he planned on touching his girlfriend until he said something to just be heard lol. Now Mike is dead...😂
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes wowwww

    • @jchis9852
      @jchis9852 4 года назад +23

      Later, Mike was found to be a victim of Arkancide.

    • @hughballs
      @hughballs 4 года назад +15

      Leyenda bruh , my wife’s boyfriend did that to another girl

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 4 года назад +22

      SugarLumps
      Your wife has a boyfriend? Aren’t you her husband tho? Or is she your Ex-Wife? I’m confused....

    • @BlinkVille
      @BlinkVille 4 года назад

      Leyenda what do you mean he’s dead now

    • @Supergoat76
      @Supergoat76 4 года назад +2

      @@BlinkVille means Obama put ol mike on the hit list.

  • @wy1013
    @wy1013 4 года назад +6090

    What’s his name?
    Mike
    Secret agents: we got his address

  • @diasgad
    @diasgad Месяц назад +1

    Awesome footage, never gets old...😅😁😆😂

  • @abwab-g8n
    @abwab-g8n Год назад +1822

    He has no right to be this chill

    • @EYCualquiera
      @EYCualquiera Год назад +21

      because he is bl-

    • @tomspettigue8791
      @tomspettigue8791 Год назад +4

      Absolutely no right

    • @bradavon
      @bradavon Год назад +1

      Chilled

    • @sidewickx
      @sidewickx Год назад +8

      I usually say I wish I could have this guys calmness even under circumstances where he could go over the rails the guy will be so chill. A guy called him a liar un a conference and all he di was pause and pointed a pointed at him an continued with what he was saying

    • @rpvofficiel2184
      @rpvofficiel2184 Год назад +1

      @@EYCualquiera he Will destroy you mother a* s he Is not be

  • @johnadams4486
    @johnadams4486 4 года назад +3735

    mike: don't touch my girlfriend
    Obama: OUR GIRLFRIEND

  • @levineadams1249
    @levineadams1249 3 года назад +8951

    Mike: don't touch my girlfriend
    Obama *After kissing* : You mean your ex girlfriend?

  • @LeonWiddicombe
    @LeonWiddicombe 29 дней назад +6

    The way Obama handled that was brilliant

  • @TonyMontana-mv9ez
    @TonyMontana-mv9ez 5 лет назад +3803

    Later that night Mike was arrested for domestic violence.

    • @JoeSchmoeBro
      @JoeSchmoeBro 5 лет назад +38

      @Tsinat Gebreselassie why...

    • @australiaisntreal2727
      @australiaisntreal2727 5 лет назад +131

      Tsinat Gebreselassie there was literally no reason for trump to be brought up in that conversation

    • @emhchannel2842
      @emhchannel2842 5 лет назад +7

      Obama should have been arrested that day for sexual assault.

    • @c.8233
      @c.8233 5 лет назад +28

      EDS Channel it wasn’t sexual harassment

    • @c.8233
      @c.8233 5 лет назад

      EDS Channel assault

  • @MichaelTobba
    @MichaelTobba 5 лет назад +8068

    Obama: "What's his name?"
    M-
    Secret Service: We have his social security number

  • @ashoshahaque191
    @ashoshahaque191 4 года назад +2421

    Mike: Don't touch my girlfriend
    Obama: *kisses her*
    Mike: Thats not how you play the game-

    • @JudoJohnny
      @JudoJohnny 4 года назад +2

      An old married man? Gross

    • @livia-victoria6437
      @livia-victoria6437 4 года назад +18

      At least he didn't kiss a 5 year old's lips unlike someone

    • @Rosenkruzt
      @Rosenkruzt 4 года назад

      😂 👍

    • @Salv
      @Salv 4 года назад +4

      Obama: I am the game

    • @polinasyzrankina9167
      @polinasyzrankina9167 4 года назад +8

      Mr president kissed his girl and walked out like a boss lol

  • @hiepvu5497
    @hiepvu5497 16 дней назад +4

    Man this guy is cool

  • @dogfrog3893
    @dogfrog3893 4 года назад +5690

    Obama’s like that cool teacher that everyone likes and doesn’t try to be cool; he just is cool.

    • @StillNoPickles69
      @StillNoPickles69 4 года назад +94

      Too bad he didn’t spend more time being a good president lol

    • @therabbit555
      @therabbit555 4 года назад +181

      Still a better president story than Trump

    • @orionsghost9511
      @orionsghost9511 4 года назад +12

      How cool would he be if the secret service was waiting with loaded guns in case "Mike" came after him? Just saying. It's easy to look "cool" when you've got the world's most expensive bodyguards and an entourage of cameras.

    • @matterman3346
      @matterman3346 4 года назад +14

      Yeah only cool teachers kiss their students. Lol

    • @letzrock1675
      @letzrock1675 4 года назад +13

      Yeah only cool teachers let the Syrian government cross the “red-line” they set and do nothing when they gas their own citizens.

  • @nathankemper796
    @nathankemper796 5 лет назад +2906

    Not a fan of the politics, but he’s a smooth, charismatic cat

    • @alphavader951
      @alphavader951 5 лет назад +33

      @Zachary Newington hes the Ronald Reagan of the democrats. You could believe whatever they said but both men were downright liars

    • @HKim0072
      @HKim0072 5 лет назад +17

      Dude - Democrats had FDR. Obama was a straight moderate.

    • @ramiere1412
      @ramiere1412 5 лет назад +15

      @@alphavader951 what'd he lie about

    • @mrkillums8219
      @mrkillums8219 5 лет назад +9

      Gosh do i love my black president

    • @rayjramirez7025
      @rayjramirez7025 5 лет назад +4

      @@ramiere1412 he didnt lie , he just suck at his job in office

  • @tiagodumont4422
    @tiagodumont4422 4 года назад +1538

    If he said this to Trump, we'd hear a 10 minute mindless rant about how he has the best girlfriends, tremendous girlfriends and he knows more about girlfriends than Mike and so on.

    • @1locon155monstersandinosaurs
      @1locon155monstersandinosaurs 4 года назад +61

      This shouldnt have been as funny as it was LOL

    • @bq1000bq
      @bq1000bq 4 года назад +36

      LOL, Trump will grabbed her crouch!

    • @believeanddo4967
      @believeanddo4967 4 года назад +17

      I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂GUESS WHAT JOE BIDEN IS THE NEW PRESIDENT AND NOW TRUMP HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO MAKE NEW GF, your comment relates the situation 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shauryasinha5105
      @shauryasinha5105 4 года назад +2

      He would not have said that to Trump......Characterless must not be given ideas regarding something characterless

    • @DatHombre
      @DatHombre 4 года назад +20

      @@shauryasinha5105 What does that last sentence even mean lol

  • @dubsar
    @dubsar 9 месяцев назад +99

    2024. Now imagine the same script, but with Donald Trump instead of Obama.
    It would give everyone chills.

    • @TigerCraneLove
      @TigerCraneLove 6 месяцев назад +37

      Yea, after the multiple s xual assault allegations. Most would be creeped out. Especially since he grabs them by the 🙄

    • @G0ML666
      @G0ML666 6 месяцев назад

      I think you guys have the wrong idea about the role of the president. Obama might be better at talking to common folks and giving speeches but he was trash at international policies, no surprise there he had no experience and he's a people pleaser. Trump has many years of experience doing business and making deals and he's not a Democrat hippie. He's gonna get rid of these illegals and keep the Mexicans and terrorists out. Easy choice on who's the better president.

    • @brettpilkington9539
      @brettpilkington9539 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah I'd genuinely leave the room if trump was present, guy is just the worst of humanity

    • @keyquestions
      @keyquestions 4 месяца назад +5

      Ikr, and imagine the reality of President Biden being told "Don't sniff my child and my wife you creep" LOL. That would be fully justified too right?

    • @lennyface8771
      @lennyface8771 2 месяца назад +2

      @keyquestions russian troll

  • @Benji10109
    @Benji10109 3 года назад +5548

    Mike: Dont touch my gf
    President: Kisses his gf
    *Alpha move*

    • @kevinethan5751
      @kevinethan5751 3 года назад +8

      Lol

    • @roadrunner40
      @roadrunner40 3 года назад +131

      Easy-to-make alpha moves when you got the secret service to back you up.

    • @ankitasaxena5891
      @ankitasaxena5891 3 года назад +1

      Egree

    • @Monkforilla
      @Monkforilla 3 года назад +14

      Lol the guy was making a joke. The president is the only one that took it seriously lol

    • @kevinmassoma3310
      @kevinmassoma3310 3 года назад +3

      @@roadrunner40 shut up though guy

  • @850ashton
    @850ashton 4 года назад +7446

    Guy:Don’t touch my wife
    Obama:Not with my hands but with my lips

    • @yungblakanese5014
      @yungblakanese5014 4 года назад +6

      lmao

    • @prabha4599
      @prabha4599 4 года назад +4

      ha ha , yes exactly

    • @mr.clanni9930
      @mr.clanni9930 4 года назад +4

      Oof 😅

    •  4 года назад +2

      Boom bam bam bop!! Battabop boomp pow!!

    • @fishersofmen4727
      @fishersofmen4727 4 года назад +12

      If it was Trump they would call this sexual assault 😂

  • @bignick2k215
    @bignick2k215 Год назад +4142

    Despite how you felt about his views and decisions, you can’t deny he was cool, calm, and collected literally all the time. Extremely humble and witty too.

    • @TheKomentor
      @TheKomentor Год назад +43

      Wonder how Trump would react to a situation like this.

    • @Ray11mond
      @Ray11mond Год назад +1

      ​@@TheKomentorI have a girlfriend myself
      Best girlfriend there is. She is called MeLaNiahh. That's what I call her MeLaNiahh.
      Oh wait she is my wife.
      Btw I don't wanna touch your girlfriend. Just because I'm the best president the world has ever seen.
      But If I wanted to I would grab her by her p****.
      Just sayin

    • @gr8dvd
      @gr8dvd Год назад

      @@cybercop3108 Yep, but only after instructing his secret service detail to, "punch that n*gg** in the face".

    • @JekyllandHyde_
      @JekyllandHyde_ Год назад +1

      ​@@cybercop3108puss...

    • @nryvn
      @nryvn Год назад +68

      "Despite bombing millions of civilians and destroying the economy and infrastructure of the middle east, you can't deny he was cool, calm, and collected literally all the time!" 😀😀

  • @mobayguy
    @mobayguy 2 месяца назад +8

    Great guy! Down to earth as ever. Thank you Mr. President

  • @RazomDoPeremohy
    @RazomDoPeremohy 3 года назад +1193

    “And now, you’ll be going back home to 117 River Road, apartment G5, grey door on the left, code 1823# and talking about it”

    • @wisho-ro4305
      @wisho-ro4305 3 года назад +5

      Picacho face 😳

    • @शाशांक
      @शाशांक 3 года назад +1

      😶

    • @roynwogu951
      @roynwogu951 3 года назад +4

      You are one clown. 😂

    • @robloxland300
      @robloxland300 3 года назад +2

      Not much of a home 117 River Road in my city is under a overpass I had to look it up because who knows maybe you’re from Louisville and just gave me free access to your crib there’s some nice apartments on River Road 🤣

    • @traveler7716
      @traveler7716 3 года назад +9

      And youll pour a bowl of cornflakes for dinner like you usually do

  • @elawson1991
    @elawson1991 5 лет назад +2047

    Damn imagine getting G-checked by the President

  • @steelspartanzero
    @steelspartanzero 5 лет назад +777

    Say what you will about the man, but by God is he charismatic.

    • @mokush2510
      @mokush2510 5 лет назад +21

      steelspartanzero My dog has charisma and he did it without warmongering.

    • @Watergunner
      @Watergunner 5 лет назад +47

      Mo Kush salty boy

    • @charon_lix
      @charon_lix 5 лет назад +1

      When you have nothing else going for you, you tend to be a smooth talker

    • @steelspartanzero
      @steelspartanzero 5 лет назад +9

      @@charon_lix Harvard Law Grad, President of Harvard Law review as a 2L, Illinois Senator, United States Senator, POTUS on his first try. But yeah, clearly he's just charasmiatic. Not intelligent, ethical or appealing in any other way.
      Meanwhile you're on youtube commenting at 3AM. But go ahead and tell me who has nothing going for them. I await your well thought out and educated response with bated breath.

    • @Fitbitz
      @Fitbitz 5 лет назад

      steelspartanzero statistically the worst president we have ever had. But keep going on about his previous accomplishments that mean nothing

  • @jamiewaters-dc7hj
    @jamiewaters-dc7hj 15 дней назад +2

    Love him and this is why...

  • @johnb9679
    @johnb9679 2 года назад +2891

    Wasn't a huge fan his second term policies, but God damn he is the best speaker, cool headed and oh so good to be around. We will not see a chill President like him in our lifetime I'm guessing. We are all privileged to be alive during our very first black President, Mr. Obama.

    • @hexcodeff6624
      @hexcodeff6624 2 года назад +13

      that's what you would have to expect from America's first president. He has to be the best of the best at what he needs to do to become president.

    • @M_Oz_
      @M_Oz_ 2 года назад +89

      I believe that Biden will be pretty chill in his final year. You can't really do much when you are 182 years old.

    • @TheCamps10
      @TheCamps10 2 года назад

      @@M_Oz_ don't worry about it, contrary to popular belief in fantasy land, Biden won't be president a hundred years from now.

    • @mrsimpleesarcastik3494
      @mrsimpleesarcastik3494 2 года назад +11

      he could read and dress nice,,that was about it,,,he destroyed all else

    • @thesmithersy
      @thesmithersy 2 года назад

      @@M_Oz_ He probably will be in that Obama second term mode if he loses either house in the mid-terms as he'll never get anything through. So he can afford to be the cool, relaxed president and just go on media tours.