I could see Matt going through the necessary training, getting the gun, patrolling the hallways diligently, and then getting bored after two hours and heading home 😂
Theo always brightens my day. I'm a private caregiver for seniors. My client is on hospice...Theo makes me laugh and helps me change my mindset when I need it most ❤ Thank you, Theo, for keeping everything so real and honest❤ You're my "Go to guy" my friend😊
This was my job, one of them (worked for local PD third shift), for 19 years, it was pretty…. Interesting…. Great🤣🤣 the country kids loved me, if I needed info on anything I’d have it by the end of second period🤣🤣🤣🤷🏼♀️
Hahaha the whole time matt tryna chat up the tutors, hed be walkin round with a walkie talkie on his chest and an indiana jones whip on his hip like 'sup ma'am' on his way to sell shrooms to the students lmao Youd catch him with the flute on odd occaision like andre 3000
Absolutely! We had cops with dogs walk around in our school, and shit never happened. In comparison, before that, there were fights all the time and kids with guns. Those cops and their dogs looked mean af, too. So yes, it definitely does work. Mind you, that wasn't even a bad school. Some kids were just dumb. But 90% were chill.
In my area, the police are called the jump out boys.. They roll around in a box van, and if u happen to be in the wrong spot at the wrong time, they jump out and lay you down real quick!!
Yeah, jump out boys are the plain clothed homicide/narcotics/gang unit guys who roll up in unmarked cars and pop out with mp5s and suppressed ARs when shit gets real real lmaooo
this guy is like a "suburban dad" who HAS fantasies of being the "tough guy hero" but when the moment ACTUALLY comes they just freeze up and fumble they piece lol smh....
Praise to God Almighty!!!!'m favoured, $34k every 3weeks! I can now give back to the locals in my community and also support God's work and the church. God bless 🇺🇸 ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Hello, how do you make such a weekly?? I'm a born Christian, and sometimes I feel so down of myself because of low finance, but I still believe in God.
YES! That's exactly her name (Laura Lee Fair) I watched her interview on CNN News and so many people recommended highly about her and her trading skills.❤️
Yeah Matt you never got bullied as a kid. Not even once. That's why you keep talking about beating up high school kids in a hypothetical fight in all these podcasts. Suuuure buddy 🙄
@@moldyzucchinis3251 Yeah I know that but he claims he was never bullied by anyone else. It's a weird lie to hold on to all the way to your fucking 40s
I could see Matt going through the necessary training, getting the gun, patrolling the hallways diligently, and then getting bored after two hours and heading home 😂
and the shooting happens as he pulls out of the parking lot.
@@gumborambo4540IM WHEEZING BOYS
pass out after drinking too many iced teas lol
@@berserk4souls These have alcohol in them? *Superintendent opens a locker next to Matt, a tsunami of empty teas fall out*
… only after rippling at 432hz in the janitors closet.
*Smokes cigarette outside of the school gates and stares into oblivion.*
"Time is a flat circle.."
*Sneaks a hit from a flask*
"I can smell the psychosphere"
@@peterkovach8655 I watch that first season at least once a year. Lightning in a bottle, man. 🙏🏾💪🏾✊🏾
This would actually rule shaman is onto something
Guns dont kill people but Matt does.
You DO NOT want to see Matt in self-defense mode
He would keep the whole school calm just vibin at 432hz. No need to carry a gun, just his flute.
Security at the bards college
The wooden one?
Officer "Walk 'Em Down" McCusker
Matt is such a bro in the best way possible
Matt with a ponytail is hilarious.
"Wtf are you doing dude"- shane
@@forevergoowhat's all this mumbo jumbo you've gotten yourself into
he needs to grow his hair out again
0:52 “do you think you’d set a kid up” 😂
Theo's thinking "You're a fucking grown adult, man, why are you talking this way about kids so seriously?" lol
@@jpk9902 Real answer, his 5 year old mentioned 20 secs prior
@@shabutor they’re just joking. None of them want to do this
Theo always brightens my day. I'm a private caregiver for seniors. My client is on hospice...Theo makes me laugh and helps me change my mindset when I need it most ❤ Thank you, Theo, for keeping everything so real and honest❤ You're my "Go to guy" my friend😊
I’m listening to this while cooking for a 101 year old patient, stay strong ❤️
you hospice caregivers don't get enough respect and recognition. thank you.
lol they gone die and you’re onto the next 😂 be real cuzzo
@@dealincat933 Lame af
Hang in there mama
"He's the dawg, the big bad dawg, the hallway monitor" 😅🔥
Blasting AIC clutching steel just waiting diligently😂
I swear to fucking god.. Matt is Mac from Always Sunny..
Was thinking ocular pat downs
@@SemperSalam "Are you asking me if I've seen Indiana jones? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING?"
That's gay bill
Billy and spud are literally just Mac and Charlie @@Cherokeechuck9
this guys a good man.
"MILF with an hammer" gave mad Tom and Jerry vibes
“You only shit once a week”
Came outta nowhere
This just made my day better!
I can't believe how good this turned out!
I watched the full episode, but I’ve watched this clip 5 times
Picturing a school security guard listening to enter sandman to get pumped for his shift is hilarious.
Now I want more Matt And Theo together....both funny dudes and they seem to vibe well
I mean.. homeboy look like a gym teacher in that chair.. LOL
2:27 i about spit my food out😭
“I’ll be there.. ready to die.. just walk em down”😂😂😂
That would be a good job to have, protecting children ❤
I would pay a surprising amount of money to have a regular podcast with these two lmao
Love the new set!!
6:01 Fitting words for a man with a Gadsden Flag tattoo
Dont tread on matt
Been there, done that; I wouldn't advise it.
Armed security = all the responsibility of a cop, but none of the authority.
They’re kids bro if u don’t have authority it’s got something to do with your build
Love your videos Theo, keep up the good work.
Matt is the epitome of bravery and sacrifice
2 of the funniest dudes on earth
“You know you’re fired right?”
“Oh yeah, for sure.”
"i know he's packin' " is crazy
This was my job, one of them (worked for local PD third shift), for 19 years, it was pretty…. Interesting…. Great🤣🤣 the country kids loved me, if I needed info on anything I’d have it by the end of second period🤣🤣🤣🤷🏼♀️
Petition for a Theo/Matt pod. Walter white level chemistry
Cringe
This whole bit reminds me of the Sunny episode where Mac and Charlie try to protect a school 😂
Theo is experiencing what others experienced hearing him give a wild story/take 🤣
Hahaha the whole time matt tryna chat up the tutors, hed be walkin round with a walkie talkie on his chest and an indiana jones whip on his hip like 'sup ma'am' on his way to sell shrooms to the students lmao
Youd catch him with the flute on odd occaision like andre 3000
Evil nerds or wild adult 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow!!! I love that new studio
Matts a full on bro
Matt "walk em down" McCusker
I love this😂😂
Shaman Matt "Mr. Walk em' down" McCusker
after that one joke about kids on the beach i don’t think mccusker should be anywhere near a school 😭😭
The Shaman protects
Hahahah “It’s evil nerd or wild cray adult that would do it.” Soooooo true.
Reminds me of south park where the cops were teachers haha
"THERES THE PLAIN CLOTHES SECURITY GUARD" (Man in plain clothes shoots entire classroom)
Bro what is this sick looking studio
Everyone who tries to become / becomes a cop thinks this and literally every one will pull a Uvalde. 😂
Probably a deterrent to fights/bullying too. God to have these dudes in your school hallways.
Absolutely! We had cops with dogs walk around in our school, and shit never happened. In comparison, before that, there were fights all the time and kids with guns. Those cops and their dogs looked mean af, too. So yes, it definitely does work. Mind you, that wasn't even a bad school. Some kids were just dumb. But 90% were chill.
@@TheRenemengI don’t where this was but I do know if you had cops with dogs patrolling your school all the time you grew up in the wrong place.
@cghoward70 actually not a bad area at all. The school had plenty of money, and ever since 9/11 they dumped some into security. Westchester Miami.
Theo doing podcasts on the Event Horizon engine room.
Hope Officer Max gets more screentime in season 2 the Shaman thrives in positions of power
These two would be homies… podcast or no podcast
Until the nerd blasts off and you get scared and hide.
Needs to be a sidestory in season 2 of tires
" Jump out boy's "
Fr we did the same with the ‘Kia Boys’ we need to stop giving these losers solid nicknames 😂
Use to be stick up boys.
Jump out boys is Undie Cops
Has been since the 90s
Respect 🫡
Officer Matt “the Shaman Protector” McCusker
I'd imagine it's a rotation of duty for local PD and Deputies
Their vibes match so perfectly. 432 hz shit right here
In my area, the police are called the jump out boys..
They roll around in a box van, and if u happen to be in the wrong spot at the wrong time, they jump out and lay you down real quick!!
Yeah, jump out boys are the plain clothed homicide/narcotics/gang unit guys who roll up in unmarked cars and pop out with mp5s and suppressed ARs when shit gets real real lmaooo
That's the original name. It's the young generation trying to change meanings lol
@Dook-t4y yes sir!!
Damn I miss TG&TS
My school had an armed cop 👮 bro was like 7ft literally bald his name was officer money 😂
Can we talk about how Matt is wearing a Pangaea shirt
Matt got some sausage fingers
I didn’t have Theo Von rendition of Rooster on my bingo card
Matts walking on marshmallows
Matt giving deep life advice to seven year olds
Walkemdownmatt😭😭😭
our school security was a fat dude with 1 arm we called 1 limb jim
I wouldnt mind every school have at least one armed guard. It's sad but now days are questionable
Theo looks high af 2:35-2:46. Hope he's ok.
damn. that shit was weird fr. didnt even notice it at first.
Literally nothing happened at all. He laughed and responded. Reading into nothing
@@cde1147 We must be looking at different things
@@cde1147 nah it was some tweaking seizure going on. but it probably was nothing, just Theo things😀
Lol you don’t have to be conservative to be strapped
THE SHAMAN!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉
if guns didn't exist it would just be big dudes with swords doing whatever they want.
Theo i hear u i heard u im ur friend talk to me i no u need it.
A peek into the minds of average american men
our society is pathetic
Matthew McCuskerhey
Separated at birth???
This studio is like Joe's short lived UFO dungeon. It really doesn't fit the vibe
432
this guy seems like the real threat
Shut up.
Shane is the better half change my mind
this guy is like a "suburban dad" who HAS fantasies of being the "tough guy hero" but when the moment ACTUALLY comes they just freeze up and fumble they piece lol smh....
Nah the shaman wouldn't hesitate
this guy is like joking
Praise to God Almighty!!!!'m favoured, $34k every 3weeks! I can now give back to the locals in my community and also support God's work and the church. God bless 🇺🇸 ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Hello, how do you make such a weekly??
I'm a born Christian, and sometimes I feel so down of myself because of low finance, but I still believe in God.
I thank Laura Lee Fair who has always been there to help me with detailed analysis and recommendations that would not have had access to otherwise.
YES! That's exactly her name (Laura Lee Fair) I watched her interview on CNN News and so many people recommended highly about her and her trading skills.❤️
What baffles me is how she keeps up with one's dashboard progress every week, having in mind that there are quite a number of folks under her guidance
Great, I just Googled her info, and everything about her is pretty great and awesome.
City iiiideotte
“Can we say that” means are we going to lose our sponsors that we flood at our fans constantly
is this his new set? straight out of touch sell out shit lmao
Nah I think it’s just some neutral podcast territory right? Like a studio you rent?
@JamesJamersonIsAGod it definitely feels like some sort of dystopian podcast limbo
Reminds me of the JRE set right after the Austin move, IDK how many episodes is lasted but it was awful.
This guy is weird as fuck. He didn't even know Eli manning won multiple super bowls
Matt mccuskeroo would walk you down, evil nerd
The reason idiots want to abolish the second amendment.
Bring on a Ukrainian journalist or expert on the war. Too many podcasters just want to talk about conspiracies
Fuck the war, that shit is boring
Have a laugh or fuck off
This is Theo von not cnn, if he wants to talk about real stuff on his show then he can but he doesn’t need to, nor does he owe it to anyone to do so
Let me ask something profound. Huh?
My guy clicked on Theo and Matt talking shit then complains that its just Theo and Matt talking shit. Incredible stuff
Yeah Matt you never got bullied as a kid. Not even once. That's why you keep talking about beating up high school kids in a hypothetical fight in all these podcasts. Suuuure buddy 🙄
Matt was bullied his entire childhood. Bro doesnt know the elder mccuskies
@@moldyzucchinis3251 Yeah I know that but he claims he was never bullied by anyone else. It's a weird lie to hold on to all the way to your fucking 40s
@@moldyzucchinis3251 Yeah I know that, but he claims he was never bullied by anyone else. Weird lie to hold on to all the way to your 40s
@ lmao he just tells himself that
@@jpk9902 he talked about being addicted to t-1000 x rated movies, if he was bullied he would say it
Wtf? So he wants to kill kids to make himself look a hero??
What a deranged mind
Never liked him never will👎