Matt McCusker Wants to Become a School Security Guard

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 258

  • @MJ_Bass
    @MJ_Bass 10 дней назад +587

    I could see Matt going through the necessary training, getting the gun, patrolling the hallways diligently, and then getting bored after two hours and heading home 😂

    • @gumborambo4540
      @gumborambo4540 10 дней назад +49

      and the shooting happens as he pulls out of the parking lot.

    • @KotaSFCMMA
      @KotaSFCMMA 10 дней назад +4

      @@gumborambo4540IM WHEEZING BOYS

    • @berserk4souls
      @berserk4souls 10 дней назад +13

      pass out after drinking too many iced teas lol

    • @KotaSFCMMA
      @KotaSFCMMA 10 дней назад +7

      @@berserk4souls These have alcohol in them? *Superintendent opens a locker next to Matt, a tsunami of empty teas fall out*

    • @gabdog99
      @gabdog99 9 дней назад +1

      … only after rippling at 432hz in the janitors closet.

  • @joshuafranklin5867
    @joshuafranklin5867 11 дней назад +407

    *Smokes cigarette outside of the school gates and stares into oblivion.*
    "Time is a flat circle.."

    • @peterkovach8655
      @peterkovach8655 11 дней назад +25

      *Sneaks a hit from a flask*
      "I can smell the psychosphere"

    • @cosmicvibez666
      @cosmicvibez666 11 дней назад +9

      ​@@peterkovach8655 I watch that first season at least once a year. Lightning in a bottle, man. 🙏🏾💪🏾✊🏾

    • @deathtoallpoets
      @deathtoallpoets 7 дней назад +1

      This would actually rule shaman is onto something

  • @dmac9777
    @dmac9777 10 дней назад +170

    Guns dont kill people but Matt does.

    • @BigChillenXD
      @BigChillenXD День назад

      You DO NOT want to see Matt in self-defense mode

  • @ChristopherOberg-y2h
    @ChristopherOberg-y2h 6 дней назад +65

    He would keep the whole school calm just vibin at 432hz. No need to carry a gun, just his flute.

  • @Hongobogologomo
    @Hongobogologomo 10 дней назад +172

    Officer "Walk 'Em Down" McCusker

  • @t-mac1236
    @t-mac1236 10 дней назад +49

    Matt is such a bro in the best way possible

  • @justinmanship5431
    @justinmanship5431 10 дней назад +58

    Matt with a ponytail is hilarious.

    • @forevergoo
      @forevergoo 7 дней назад +5

      "Wtf are you doing dude"- shane

    • @mickeyabbot5851
      @mickeyabbot5851 5 дней назад +1

      ​@@forevergoowhat's all this mumbo jumbo you've gotten yourself into

    • @blowfishfootman
      @blowfishfootman 2 дня назад +1

      he needs to grow his hair out again

  • @christopherwiley5921
    @christopherwiley5921 11 дней назад +87

    0:52 “do you think you’d set a kid up” 😂

    • @jpk9902
      @jpk9902 10 дней назад +1

      Theo's thinking "You're a fucking grown adult, man, why are you talking this way about kids so seriously?" lol

    • @shabut
      @shabut 10 дней назад +6

      @@jpk9902 Real answer, his 5 year old mentioned 20 secs prior

    • @yooyo8303
      @yooyo8303 4 дня назад

      @@shabutor they’re just joking. None of them want to do this

  • @lorieweyrick281
    @lorieweyrick281 11 дней назад +38

    Theo always brightens my day. I'm a private caregiver for seniors. My client is on hospice...Theo makes me laugh and helps me change my mindset when I need it most ❤ Thank you, Theo, for keeping everything so real and honest❤ You're my "Go to guy" my friend😊

    • @joen8091
      @joen8091 10 дней назад +7

      I’m listening to this while cooking for a 101 year old patient, stay strong ❤️

    • @berserk4souls
      @berserk4souls 10 дней назад +1

      you hospice caregivers don't get enough respect and recognition. thank you.

    • @dealincat933
      @dealincat933 8 дней назад

      lol they gone die and you’re onto the next 😂 be real cuzzo

    • @Chibears1523
      @Chibears1523 7 дней назад +1

      ​@@dealincat933 Lame af

    • @austinmanuel500
      @austinmanuel500 3 дня назад

      Hang in there mama

  • @highlandoutsider
    @highlandoutsider 4 дня назад +5

    "He's the dawg, the big bad dawg, the hallway monitor" 😅🔥

  • @flyeball
    @flyeball 11 дней назад +47

    Blasting AIC clutching steel just waiting diligently😂

  • @DeimosPC
    @DeimosPC 9 дней назад +53

    I swear to fucking god.. Matt is Mac from Always Sunny..

    • @SemperSalam
      @SemperSalam 7 дней назад +12

      Was thinking ocular pat downs

    • @DeimosPC
      @DeimosPC 7 дней назад +6

      @@SemperSalam "Are you asking me if I've seen Indiana jones? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING?"

    • @Cherokeechuck9
      @Cherokeechuck9 6 дней назад +1

      That's gay bill

    • @Jamarcus-uf6ym
      @Jamarcus-uf6ym 6 дней назад +4

      Billy and spud are literally just Mac and Charlie ​@@Cherokeechuck9

  • @haunshedfikes6690
    @haunshedfikes6690 11 дней назад +20

    this guys a good man.

  • @Uselessmineral
    @Uselessmineral 11 дней назад +46

    "MILF with an hammer" gave mad Tom and Jerry vibes

  • @Skelang
    @Skelang 5 дней назад +3

    “You only shit once a week”
    Came outta nowhere

  • @BaraahaMalatov-t8p
    @BaraahaMalatov-t8p 11 дней назад +36

    This just made my day better!

  • @Mar.wanJaniol
    @Mar.wanJaniol 11 дней назад +36

    I can't believe how good this turned out!

  • @Jarmann369
    @Jarmann369 10 дней назад +9

    I watched the full episode, but I’ve watched this clip 5 times

  • @xXnick916Xx
    @xXnick916Xx День назад

    Picturing a school security guard listening to enter sandman to get pumped for his shift is hilarious.

  • @jeffydezzy7503
    @jeffydezzy7503 5 дней назад

    Now I want more Matt And Theo together....both funny dudes and they seem to vibe well

  • @DJLimeGreen
    @DJLimeGreen 10 дней назад +5

    I mean.. homeboy look like a gym teacher in that chair.. LOL

  • @bajamus69
    @bajamus69 5 дней назад +1

    2:27 i about spit my food out😭

  • @justinperrin9503
    @justinperrin9503 4 дня назад

    “I’ll be there.. ready to die.. just walk em down”😂😂😂

  • @lorieweyrick281
    @lorieweyrick281 11 дней назад +2

    That would be a good job to have, protecting children ❤

  • @snugzgiddens3238
    @snugzgiddens3238 10 дней назад +2

    I would pay a surprising amount of money to have a regular podcast with these two lmao

  • @rebeccahennig7872
    @rebeccahennig7872 День назад

    Love the new set!!

  • @MafiaOfChaos
    @MafiaOfChaos 10 дней назад +4

    6:01 Fitting words for a man with a Gadsden Flag tattoo

  • @sjdhgydhfyrn1023
    @sjdhgydhfyrn1023 10 дней назад +3

    Been there, done that; I wouldn't advise it.
    Armed security = all the responsibility of a cop, but none of the authority.

    • @0HAPPYDAYS
      @0HAPPYDAYS 20 часов назад

      They’re kids bro if u don’t have authority it’s got something to do with your build

  • @SillyWannabeaGamer
    @SillyWannabeaGamer 4 дня назад

    Love your videos Theo, keep up the good work.

  • @tomhank2
    @tomhank2 5 дней назад +2

    Matt is the epitome of bravery and sacrifice

  • @maxpoop7463
    @maxpoop7463 4 дня назад

    2 of the funniest dudes on earth

  • @themonopolyguy4365
    @themonopolyguy4365 4 дня назад

    “You know you’re fired right?”
    “Oh yeah, for sure.”

  • @doublehockeystix
    @doublehockeystix 7 дней назад +2

    "i know he's packin' " is crazy

  • @kelly-k-dub
    @kelly-k-dub 10 дней назад +4

    This was my job, one of them (worked for local PD third shift), for 19 years, it was pretty…. Interesting…. Great🤣🤣 the country kids loved me, if I needed info on anything I’d have it by the end of second period🤣🤣🤣🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @Gary7269
    @Gary7269 10 дней назад +4

    Petition for a Theo/Matt pod. Walter white level chemistry

  • @acidwizard3106
    @acidwizard3106 5 дней назад

    This whole bit reminds me of the Sunny episode where Mac and Charlie try to protect a school 😂

  • @KurkSlameron
    @KurkSlameron 4 дня назад

    Theo is experiencing what others experienced hearing him give a wild story/take 🤣

  • @CJ_YT_2001
    @CJ_YT_2001 3 дня назад

    Hahaha the whole time matt tryna chat up the tutors, hed be walkin round with a walkie talkie on his chest and an indiana jones whip on his hip like 'sup ma'am' on his way to sell shrooms to the students lmao
    Youd catch him with the flute on odd occaision like andre 3000

  • @PracticalMagic13
    @PracticalMagic13 10 дней назад +3

    Evil nerds or wild adult 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnklinger943
    @johnklinger943 9 дней назад

    Wow!!! I love that new studio

  • @ggsatonawall5654
    @ggsatonawall5654 11 дней назад +7

    Matts a full on bro

  • @vwetto_4810
    @vwetto_4810 4 дня назад

    Matt "walk em down" McCusker

  • @AbbieDighero
    @AbbieDighero 5 дней назад +1

    I love this😂😂

  • @ricflair_mclaren
    @ricflair_mclaren 4 дня назад

    Shaman Matt "Mr. Walk em' down" McCusker

  • @wrthhhles
    @wrthhhles 4 дня назад

    after that one joke about kids on the beach i don’t think mccusker should be anywhere near a school 😭😭

  • @georgezuniga6298
    @georgezuniga6298 9 дней назад +1

    The Shaman protects

  • @rLxJake
    @rLxJake 8 дней назад +8

    Hahahah “It’s evil nerd or wild cray adult that would do it.” Soooooo true.

  • @pattybaselines
    @pattybaselines 9 дней назад +1

    Reminds me of south park where the cops were teachers haha

  • @leviathannephilim7769
    @leviathannephilim7769 7 дней назад

    "THERES THE PLAIN CLOTHES SECURITY GUARD" (Man in plain clothes shoots entire classroom)

  • @jongerdes4504
    @jongerdes4504 10 дней назад +2

    Bro what is this sick looking studio

  • @immortalnightbody
    @immortalnightbody 10 часов назад

    Everyone who tries to become / becomes a cop thinks this and literally every one will pull a Uvalde. 😂

  • @geoffreyward8766
    @geoffreyward8766 10 дней назад +3

    Probably a deterrent to fights/bullying too. God to have these dudes in your school hallways.

    • @TheRenemeng
      @TheRenemeng 10 дней назад

      Absolutely! We had cops with dogs walk around in our school, and shit never happened. In comparison, before that, there were fights all the time and kids with guns. Those cops and their dogs looked mean af, too. So yes, it definitely does work. Mind you, that wasn't even a bad school. Some kids were just dumb. But 90% were chill.

    • @cghoward70
      @cghoward70 6 дней назад

      @@TheRenemengI don’t where this was but I do know if you had cops with dogs patrolling your school all the time you grew up in the wrong place.

    • @TheRenemeng
      @TheRenemeng 6 дней назад

      @cghoward70 actually not a bad area at all. The school had plenty of money, and ever since 9/11 they dumped some into security. Westchester Miami.

  • @thegrandbeef
    @thegrandbeef 6 дней назад

    Theo doing podcasts on the Event Horizon engine room.

  • @bungalo50
    @bungalo50 4 дня назад

    Hope Officer Max gets more screentime in season 2 the Shaman thrives in positions of power

  • @brandonblair6868
    @brandonblair6868 8 дней назад

    These two would be homies… podcast or no podcast

  • @gordoboy18
    @gordoboy18 4 дня назад

    Until the nerd blasts off and you get scared and hide.

  • @ItsToColdInMN
    @ItsToColdInMN 6 дней назад +1

    Needs to be a sidestory in season 2 of tires

  • @robbobsjobs8456
    @robbobsjobs8456 11 дней назад +12

    " Jump out boy's "

    • @BenjaminStolen
      @BenjaminStolen 10 дней назад +1

      Fr we did the same with the ‘Kia Boys’ we need to stop giving these losers solid nicknames 😂

    • @powersv2
      @powersv2 10 дней назад +1

      Use to be stick up boys.

    • @Dook-t4y
      @Dook-t4y 3 дня назад

      Jump out boys is Undie Cops
      Has been since the 90s

  • @SixtyEightnOyouOne
    @SixtyEightnOyouOne 6 дней назад

    Respect 🫡

  • @KenobiStark1
    @KenobiStark1 7 дней назад

    Officer Matt “the Shaman Protector” McCusker

  • @jacobhill3302
    @jacobhill3302 7 дней назад

    I'd imagine it's a rotation of duty for local PD and Deputies

  • @BassBully
    @BassBully 6 дней назад

    Their vibes match so perfectly. 432 hz shit right here

  • @natasunknow240
    @natasunknow240 10 дней назад +1

    In my area, the police are called the jump out boys..
    They roll around in a box van, and if u happen to be in the wrong spot at the wrong time, they jump out and lay you down real quick!!

    • @brendensutton915
      @brendensutton915 3 дня назад

      Yeah, jump out boys are the plain clothed homicide/narcotics/gang unit guys who roll up in unmarked cars and pop out with mp5s and suppressed ARs when shit gets real real lmaooo

    • @Dook-t4y
      @Dook-t4y 3 дня назад +1

      That's the original name. It's the young generation trying to change meanings lol

    • @natasunknow240
      @natasunknow240 3 дня назад

      @Dook-t4y yes sir!!

  • @evanmalek6998
    @evanmalek6998 7 дней назад +1

    Damn I miss TG&TS

  • @jordanwebster1844
    @jordanwebster1844 5 дней назад

    My school had an armed cop 👮 bro was like 7ft literally bald his name was officer money 😂

  • @Johnnyfrommd
    @Johnnyfrommd 5 дней назад

    Can we talk about how Matt is wearing a Pangaea shirt

  • @coldfartarts4546
    @coldfartarts4546 19 часов назад

    Matt got some sausage fingers

  • @jessejames2546
    @jessejames2546 7 дней назад

    I didn’t have Theo Von rendition of Rooster on my bingo card

  • @RebelRockstar919
    @RebelRockstar919 5 дней назад

    Matts walking on marshmallows

  • @jaypers232
    @jaypers232 7 дней назад

    Matt giving deep life advice to seven year olds

  • @maxhedrick311
    @maxhedrick311 5 дней назад

    Walkemdownmatt😭😭😭

  • @jacobbrown3242
    @jacobbrown3242 6 дней назад

    our school security was a fat dude with 1 arm we called 1 limb jim

  • @lildoughboy2085
    @lildoughboy2085 7 дней назад

    I wouldnt mind every school have at least one armed guard. It's sad but now days are questionable

  • @bandonholmes9336
    @bandonholmes9336 10 дней назад +1

    Theo looks high af 2:35-2:46. Hope he's ok.

    • @prod_adrian
      @prod_adrian 10 дней назад

      damn. that shit was weird fr. didnt even notice it at first.

    • @cde1147
      @cde1147 9 дней назад

      Literally nothing happened at all. He laughed and responded. Reading into nothing

    • @bandonholmes9336
      @bandonholmes9336 9 дней назад

      @@cde1147 We must be looking at different things

    • @prod_adrian
      @prod_adrian 9 дней назад

      @@cde1147 nah it was some tweaking seizure going on. but it probably was nothing, just Theo things😀

  • @Ktsusna37
    @Ktsusna37 6 дней назад

    Lol you don’t have to be conservative to be strapped

  • @davidbanuelos2177
    @davidbanuelos2177 8 дней назад

    THE SHAMAN!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @tiananman
    @tiananman 9 дней назад +1

    if guns didn't exist it would just be big dudes with swords doing whatever they want.

  • @7veilsb977
    @7veilsb977 9 дней назад

    Theo i hear u i heard u im ur friend talk to me i no u need it.

  • @rakim126
    @rakim126 4 дня назад

    A peek into the minds of average american men

  • @yhwh1321
    @yhwh1321 10 дней назад

    our society is pathetic

  • @GBullockNC
    @GBullockNC 10 дней назад +2

    Matthew McCuskerhey

  • @Minecraft_at_Night
    @Minecraft_at_Night 11 дней назад +4

    Separated at birth???

  • @DanielHayes-p2u
    @DanielHayes-p2u 5 дней назад

    This studio is like Joe's short lived UFO dungeon. It really doesn't fit the vibe

  • @PretENDOgolf
    @PretENDOgolf 11 дней назад +8

    432

  • @forgetaboutit192
    @forgetaboutit192 10 дней назад +6

    this guy seems like the real threat

  • @fostersstubbyasmr9557
    @fostersstubbyasmr9557 7 дней назад

    Shane is the better half change my mind

  • @illmatixx_5346
    @illmatixx_5346 7 дней назад +3

    this guy is like a "suburban dad" who HAS fantasies of being the "tough guy hero" but when the moment ACTUALLY comes they just freeze up and fumble they piece lol smh....

    • @hunter.whitmore
      @hunter.whitmore 7 дней назад +4

      Nah the shaman wouldn't hesitate

    • @inerick
      @inerick 7 дней назад +1

      this guy is like joking

  • @Howard-i
    @Howard-i 11 дней назад +69

    Praise to God Almighty!!!!'m favoured, $34k every 3weeks! I can now give back to the locals in my community and also support God's work and the church. God bless 🇺🇸 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @TomasCarry
      @TomasCarry 11 дней назад +1

      Hello, how do you make such a weekly??
      I'm a born Christian, and sometimes I feel so down of myself because of low finance, but I still believe in God.

    • @Howard-i
      @Howard-i 11 дней назад

      I thank Laura Lee Fair who has always been there to help me with detailed analysis and recommendations that would not have had access to otherwise.

    • @GrayBarbaraElizabeth
      @GrayBarbaraElizabeth 11 дней назад

      YES! That's exactly her name (Laura Lee Fair) I watched her interview on CNN News and so many people recommended highly about her and her trading skills.❤️

    • @GerrardBustamente
      @GerrardBustamente 10 дней назад

      What baffles me is how she keeps up with one's dashboard progress every week, having in mind that there are quite a number of folks under her guidance

    • @CoookRan
      @CoookRan 10 дней назад

      Great, I just Googled her info, and everything about her is pretty great and awesome.

  • @ThisMFINGuy
    @ThisMFINGuy 10 дней назад

    City iiiideotte

  • @GelatoooBuzzz
    @GelatoooBuzzz 10 дней назад

    “Can we say that” means are we going to lose our sponsors that we flood at our fans constantly

  • @ogre19
    @ogre19 10 дней назад

    is this his new set? straight out of touch sell out shit lmao

    • @JamesJamersonIsAGod
      @JamesJamersonIsAGod 10 дней назад +1

      Nah I think it’s just some neutral podcast territory right? Like a studio you rent?

    • @ogre19
      @ogre19 10 дней назад +1

      @JamesJamersonIsAGod it definitely feels like some sort of dystopian podcast limbo

    • @BRLambert4
      @BRLambert4 7 дней назад

      Reminds me of the JRE set right after the Austin move, IDK how many episodes is lasted but it was awful.

  • @Benderthegr865
    @Benderthegr865 6 дней назад

    This guy is weird as fuck. He didn't even know Eli manning won multiple super bowls

    • @cyb3625
      @cyb3625 4 дня назад

      Matt mccuskeroo would walk you down, evil nerd

  • @RossMichael-fl7me
    @RossMichael-fl7me 6 дней назад

    The reason idiots want to abolish the second amendment.

  • @noahbrooksphoto
    @noahbrooksphoto 11 дней назад +17

    Bring on a Ukrainian journalist or expert on the war. Too many podcasters just want to talk about conspiracies

    • @smokinbonez420
      @smokinbonez420 11 дней назад +25

      Fuck the war, that shit is boring

    • @adamstarr9369
      @adamstarr9369 11 дней назад

      Have a laugh or fuck off

    • @malvo5190
      @malvo5190 11 дней назад +8

      This is Theo von not cnn, if he wants to talk about real stuff on his show then he can but he doesn’t need to, nor does he owe it to anyone to do so

    • @nandakumar8936
      @nandakumar8936 11 дней назад

      Let me ask something profound. Huh?

    • @3bladeninja21
      @3bladeninja21 10 дней назад +11

      My guy clicked on Theo and Matt talking shit then complains that its just Theo and Matt talking shit. Incredible stuff

  • @jpk9902
    @jpk9902 11 дней назад +7

    Yeah Matt you never got bullied as a kid. Not even once. That's why you keep talking about beating up high school kids in a hypothetical fight in all these podcasts. Suuuure buddy 🙄

    • @moldyzucchinis3251
      @moldyzucchinis3251 10 дней назад +14

      Matt was bullied his entire childhood. Bro doesnt know the elder mccuskies

    • @jpk9902
      @jpk9902 10 дней назад

      @@moldyzucchinis3251 Yeah I know that but he claims he was never bullied by anyone else. It's a weird lie to hold on to all the way to your fucking 40s

    • @jpk9902
      @jpk9902 10 дней назад

      @@moldyzucchinis3251 Yeah I know that, but he claims he was never bullied by anyone else. Weird lie to hold on to all the way to your 40s

    • @moldyzucchinis3251
      @moldyzucchinis3251 10 дней назад +2

      @ lmao he just tells himself that

    • @beb-broly7304
      @beb-broly7304 10 дней назад

      @@jpk9902 he talked about being addicted to t-1000 x rated movies, if he was bullied he would say it

  • @jamesm28
    @jamesm28 5 дней назад

    Wtf? So he wants to kill kids to make himself look a hero??
    What a deranged mind

  • @MrCees1975
    @MrCees1975 8 дней назад

    Never liked him never will👎