This is the kindest sweetest video i've ever seen, so generous, I loved how he got all those people permanent employment and they didn't have to worry about food or shelter or having to pay bills again. A real humanitarian. God bless you Spiff.
Playing as dark elves made me realize I should never be allowed to rule anything. I quickly learned that I could: 1. Raid my own regions, making my population miserable for no other reason than inciting a rebellion. 2. Punish them for rebelling by killing them and enslaving the survivors. 3. Get slaves into my capital and send one of my lords to repeat the process. Truly a thing the Dark Elves would do.
You mean: 1. Happily collect willing tribute from your own region, making your population excited for no other reason that gathering people up for a party. 2. Rewarding people for throwing a party by sending them to the farm upstate, and providing the rest with food and shelter in exchange for their "help". 3. Obtain more willing helpers into your capital and send one of your lords to repeat the process. . Gotta appease the algorithm with wholesome comments.
From a certain point of view, they truly are the most evil. Chaos forces do horrible things out of devotion to their gods. Skaven do horrible things for food. They have a lot of mouths to feed. Dark elves do evil shit simply because its fun and/or turns them on.
Half of them worship Slaanesh, and half of them the Avatar of Khaine, which may or may not be a facet of Khorne...so yeah....pretty much chaos-aligned.
@@rpscorp9457 I think in new codex they make DE not worshiping slanesh anymore. Instead they make cult of pleasure and their kin worship artati the elves goddesses of pleasure if I'm not wrong.
@@fedrickosamuelshidarta970 Why then does morathi leader of the cult of pleasure be the only DE faction aside from npc controlled ones that spreads and loves chaos corruption? I mean the other DE factions dont even have the Arkhan treatment where he simply ignores vampiric corruption.
Spiff: known for cleverly exploiting games by understanding their fundamentals Also spiff: opens video with a complete misreading of the basic statistics Me: I see this as an absolute win!
@@karlpeter2931 That's because he's autoresolving. (3000 isn't a particularly large Skaven army, with unit size on max it's quite possible to get double that in a fight, and Tomb Kings are likely to be as big or bigger because they have so much useless chod)
actually there's been an exploit that spiff has revealed that not only does legend reference it he did so whilst saying he wasn't going to cheese that much . . . so take that what you will
@@chaoswarriorbr technicaly its only a house when it has a roof, so having them work the fields and sleep where they so happily work is a great way to prevent this. Also they could be voluntarily giving up all sleep to do more happy work, making housing a thing of the past. I do wonder if food also includes tea...
@@derekzamzow1338 hello fellow Canadian brethren have you chugged your maple syrup and rode your horse to your workplace on the mountain at the beaver factory?
19:26 I don´t want to be the one who is a smartass and get potentially wooshed, but you read the numbers wrong. the upper line is your army. the skaven army is in the lower line. teh skavens fieldet 3600 vermin and you captured1600. sounds plausible. you simply mixed up which numbers belong to whome.
Spiff : "And there it is, Ladies and Gentlemen, the most effective way to make money in Total War Warhammer II !" LegendofTotalWar : "Pff. Hold my beer."
@@hermit9168 Not nerfed enough, 15% more income isn't a big deal, even if it's 15% less than before, we'll still be able to abuse it and make fat stacks of cash. It's still an exponential growth, just... a bit less exponential.
@@hermit9168 Nope, they still have it. Or should I say they'll still have it in 3 hours and 45 minutes when the patch releases. The tax income isn't even the broken part, it's the local income, since entrepreneur agents in the same province boost eachother. A real nerf would be to make it not raise local income, but local BUILDING income.
What a great and positive video, perfect for all ages. Educational, inspiring, inspirational, wholesome, kind, lovely, inclusive, absolute perfection this video is
HGE are made of paper vs Darkshrds, and BGN dont do that much damage on melee. DE are basically 6 Darkshard 1 Fire mage for the buff, the rest into meat shield and win win.
"Write nice things" ok Spiff is a tea loving man with a golden heart and his skill of making tea bring tears to my eyes. This video is very kind, so many jobs generated and giving all of those people jobs so they can support their families. Spiff you warm hug giver you ^_^
This video is pure magnificence, it is a light in my life, a manifestation of pure excellence, comparable only to the omnipotent glory of Yorkshire tea. This video has undoubtedly raised my charisma and intelligence whilst bringing me closer to complete transcendence into the immortal reanu keeves. Sunshine and rainbows shine light on all those that surround me now. Thank you spiffco!
how about the "entrepeneur" hero trait for the high elves: it stacks and you can reach a point were you earn 30k extra money for each hero. There's also the huge number of 200g/turn full stack army of skeletons for the vampire lords.
just keep hiring high elf heroes with the entrepeneur skill. it increases 3% of your total global income for each hero and 5% of the local province income. that 3% increase will stack with each hero to the point that you'll get dozens of tousands gold increase/turn if you have enough entreponeur heroes
@@666Kaca Well currently I'm on turn 106 on VH got 7 of those entrepreneurs in my capital and around 6 more in armies (Teclis is wizard he doesn't get one :þ) 7 full stacks and still go 24k income but I guess I got more provinces than Spiff since I'm really aggressive this late game 7 armies going around everywhere so much fun ;D
This has been the most helpful and pleasant video I've ever watched. In fact it changed my life for the better and has made me a more gentle and kind person. The content creator has been wonderful releasing all these videos that bring joy to a lot of people c:
Bah... poppy-cock. Just play the dwarves, and who cares how much money you make, because you spend almost none of it. I usually break 100k by turn 30. They get bonus income from mines and tool makers. The armies are relatively cheap (compared to other factions). And buildings are free*, which is what you will spend the most money on early game, obviously. Also, they are bluebies, so have a lot more other factions to trade with. Once your trade routes are set up (with your better than average mines) you start cranking the cash. If i dont break a million in the bank by turn 75, I built wayyyyyy too many armies. *"Free buildings? what? HOW!?!" It's all about the traits, gotta pay attention to the traits... 'Ancestral blood: Grungni"... what else are you going to do with all those runesmiths?
@@hohenzollern6025 Dawi shmawi, LegendOfTotalWar did a top 5 richest total war factions video where the high elves were making over a million each turn, the province with all the enterpreneur heroes made either quarter or close to half a mil don't remember which it was. I think it was the enterpreneur, it's the trait that gives 3% extra taxe income across the kingdom.
“I am not interested in conquering lands.” - Spiff 2019 There is only one thing to do! The Queen must revoke Spiff’s British citizenship! Not conquering goes against everything British!
"The Dark Elves have no units that are good at fighting." Spiff mate, are you aware that the Black Guard of Naggarond and Executioners exist? Seems like a slight oversight there, as those lads are exceptionally fighty.
@@michaeldaigle7207 The way the puzzle is, is that there are 4 colours, and 4 numbers. each column and row needs to have one of each. in the top line, you have 3 out of 4 of the possible colours, and so the final square in the top right corner of the square MUST be purple. It also must be a One, as two, three, and four have already been selected as well. This provides us with three symbols in the far right column. A purple One, a yellow 4, and a red three. So the only colour left is blue, and the only number left is two. Henceforth, Blue Two should be the correct answer. That said, the person who designed this puzzle sucks, because ideally you would also only have one of each possible option, but the solution requires 2 purple 1's, two red 3's, two blue 2's, and two yellow 4's. *sigh* I consider that a failure of a puzzle-design.
@@michaeldaigle7207 Final completed square is as follows B = Blue; R = Red; P = Purple; Y = Yellow (B2) (R4) (Y3) (P1) (R3) (B1) (P2) (Y4) (Y4) (P3) (R1) (B2) (P1) (T2) (B4) (R3) The ? in the picture is in the 12th position, (or 3rd row, 4th column). Ergo Blue 2. If it was a Red 2, then you'd have a red 2, and a red 3 in the same column. Ergo, Blue.
These cats playing strategy games and drinking tea are not only friendly and highly entertaining, but they are great for the whole family. I love this kind of wholesome, honest content. Why, I'd want to advertise my products on this show, perhaps tea related? Yes, this video involving cats and tea just chilling and having whack fun should be recommended to everyone for how profitable it is. I wish all videos showed kindness and tolerance as this one does. The diversity we've seen during this video is truly heart warming and makes me feel confident humanity has a bright an happy future where we are able to live and work as one towards the goals that will profit the many.
Running down fleeing enemies is also a good way to increase your slave count. So. Nice things, eh? Lovely, warm meat pie. Adorable kittens. Snoozing by the fireplace. Free food. Sunlit field of flowers. Warm slippers. Soft toilet paper. Soup.
Well, he came just a bit shy of two millions.. which admittedly is still much more than anyone else in the game can hope for. Morale of the story: slavery is so passé, capitalism is the real breadwinner here!
You know, the irony of giving skelettal bony bois the "meat shield" property is very much appreciated! Hence, I am going to fulfill your wish and post some nice words to assist in the monetization conundrum. Puppies, rainbows, good luck and world peace!
he said at the beginning his goal was to make max amount of money, so if he can be successful with armies filled with low level grunts, why would he spend more money on expensive more elite troops he apparently doesn't need? :) - though I agree that his judgement on offensive capability of the Dark Elves is very faulty
if you mean his complaint at about 20:40, I assumed he was complaining that the auto resolve prediction was giving him lower odds to win than he felt he should get, not the result itself. but maybe I misunderstood. though I'll say that some of his comments make me think he may not understand all of the mechanics of the game as well as he should before making such a video.
@@moustrout1299 Sisters of Slaughter Exist Witch Elves Exists Black Ark Corsairs Exists Shades with dual weapons Exists Death Hag on a shrine of Khaine Exists Charriots Exists Hell I mean you can recruit corsairs fairly early in the campaign and they will prety much fuck anything that is not heavily armoured and not on a horse.
So if we copy paste some nice words you don't get demonaticed? Nice, pretty nice, fantastic, adorable, genius, lovely. This is the kindest sweetest video i've ever seen, so generous, I loved how he got all those people permanent employment and they didn't have to worry about food or shelter or having to pay bills again. A real humanitarian. God bless you Spiff.
This is the kindest sweetest video i've ever seen, so generous, I loved how he got all those people permanent employment and they didn't have to worry about food or shelter or having to pay bills again. A real humanitarian. God bless you Spiff.
God bless you too.
Going through and enslaving millions for his personal profit?
Aye, that be the Lord's work, indeed.
Humanitarian? Is that like a vegitarian?
hmmmmmmmmm
@@camramaster no i think it's more like cannibalism, only eat human meat
I prefer the term “surprise hiring”
I prefer when people pay tax
@@bruhdude2725 not pay interns
Prisoners with jobs
Surprise hiring, surprise mechanics. Same thing really.
Unilateral human property and labour under article 2 of the 29th ILO Convention
Playing as dark elves made me realize I should never be allowed to rule anything. I quickly learned that I could:
1. Raid my own regions, making my population miserable for no other reason than inciting a rebellion.
2. Punish them for rebelling by killing them and enslaving the survivors.
3. Get slaves into my capital and send one of my lords to repeat the process.
Truly a thing the Dark Elves would do.
You mean:
1. Happily collect willing tribute from your own region, making your population excited for no other reason that gathering people up for a party.
2. Rewarding people for throwing a party by sending them to the farm upstate, and providing the rest with food and shelter in exchange for their "help".
3. Obtain more willing helpers into your capital and send one of your lords to repeat the process.
.
Gotta appease the algorithm with wholesome comments.
When spiff plays for hours but doesnt know how to read the post-battle report
Nanaman720 honestly I’ve watched this video a dozen times and that intro still gets me
I am glad I am not the only one instantly bothered by this lol.
Paused the video soon as I watched that. Idk if I should hit play
My brain melted trying to understand what he said.
Hopefully he's figured that screen out 6 months later
When spiff reads his own army stats as the enemies... he needs more tea.
No he needs to check if he was really drinking tea
@@lucasbeck1391 Yeah, at that point I thought he was starting to slur his words a bit
or less tea
"We're playing as the Naggarond faction, we're about as evil as you can get."
Chaos: *exists*
I would like to add the Skaven into that pool as well.
From a certain point of view, they truly are the most evil.
Chaos forces do horrible things out of devotion to their gods.
Skaven do horrible things for food. They have a lot of mouths to feed.
Dark elves do evil shit simply because its fun and/or turns them on.
Half of them worship Slaanesh, and half of them the Avatar of Khaine, which may or may not be a facet of Khorne...so yeah....pretty much chaos-aligned.
@@rpscorp9457 I think in new codex they make DE not worshiping slanesh anymore. Instead they make cult of pleasure and their kin worship artati the elves goddesses of pleasure if I'm not wrong.
@@fedrickosamuelshidarta970 Why then does morathi leader of the cult of pleasure be the only DE faction aside from npc controlled ones that spreads and loves chaos corruption? I mean the other DE factions dont even have the Arkhan treatment where he simply ignores vampiric corruption.
"We have torture pits, they are fantastic!" - The Spiffing Brit, 21.11.2019
"Happy words."
"Nice words."
Am I doing it right?
Tax is a nice word because you should pay them
YAY! Good, Happy, Fun Times!
Beautiful and so friendly
Baby cats, sunshine, fun, family friendly, trees helping... i think this all can describe the video above, jolly times indeed!
just perfect!
This is such a wholesome, family friendly video
Perfect roleplay of Dark Elves; get the "workforces' " hope up then brutally put them down for "rebelling" and feast on their misery
Ye but it could be worse he could be taxing them for tea
@@bruhdude2725 Yeah, who would ever do that. That'd be silly.
Like China
In-game text says "Slaves decline naturally over time".
*Naturally.*
Naturally, if you work them to death, there will be decline... Dark Elf logic.
@@BlackWolf18C Dork Elfs*
So wonderful, glorious and family-friendly!!!
The Asur want to have a talk with you.
They are laughing about your little bankaccount.
*Laughs in trade routes*
By Asura, By Asura, By Ausra! It's the grand champion! Standing next to meeee.
Laughs in entrepreneur skill trait.
well, high elves are on an island though, like any good empire ... clearly, they should have the superior economy
Spiff: known for cleverly exploiting games by understanding their fundamentals
Also spiff: opens video with a complete misreading of the basic statistics
Me: I see this as an absolute win!
Love that spiffing Brit gave a bunch of silly knife-eared Drukarii some jobs. What a good entrepreneur.
They're not "the s-word," they're prisoners with jobs.
And cant move up or ever leave
And never ever get paid
And have very very short " Employment "contracts"" most of the time.
Indentured servants
That's how parts of the American prison system works.
In the first battle you killed 3 thousand, the 800 you lost was from your own army.
and he shows loading screens instead of actual gameplay :|
Glad you said something because it was hurting me haha
@@karlpeter2931 That's because he's autoresolving. (3000 isn't a particularly large Skaven army, with unit size on max it's quite possible to get double that in a fight, and Tomb Kings are likely to be as big or bigger because they have so much useless chod)
@@thespiffingbrit You need to feed your underpaid interns more tea good sir :p
@@AshenVictor i never doubted that. but if there's tons of material, why show me the loading screens? ':)
"Happy words."
"Nice words."
Monetization is great stuff indeed.
Here's some more: happy words, nice words
Spiffing Brit: Exploits TW: Warhammer 2
LegendofTotalWar: There can only be one lord of the cheese... And he does not share power!
Jeff cares not from where the cheese flows
I demand a 1v1 cheese-off. I'll even trade my once-yearly used bag of tea to watch this.
actually there's been an exploit that spiff has revealed that not only does legend reference it he did so whilst saying he wasn't going to cheese that much . . . so take that what you will
Cheese for the Cheese God
Well you won't share your money through paying tax
Spiff: Say happy things in the comments
Me: Yorkshire tea
why is this not hearted yet?
@@samusteger7415 I don't know😂
@@samusteger7415 Spiff has to sleep at least 3 hours a day too.
Happy words, nice words, and muwhahahahahah FUN FUN FUN!
"Tretch, the most powerful of skavens!"
Ikit claw would like to know your location
So would thanquol
Hmmm, I think he would like to know-know!
*Doomwheel incoming*
Queen Headtaker as well
(Compared just to Tretch, I mean)
IKIIT CLAAAW!
Spiffing : *Is British*
Spiffing : *Starts enslaving people*
Me : Hey I've seen this one!
Shhhhhh we don't talk about that here have some tea and don't speak of it
@@bruhdude2725 Is it Yorkshire Gold?
@@polskipolak1129 even better spifco tea only available for limited time
@@bruhdude2725
NO! W E W A N T
*Y O R K S H I R E G O L D*
@@polskipolak1129 sorry but at the moment spiff has bought the remaining supply and strated selling his own brand
"I'm not interested in conquering lands"
-The Spiffing Brit
Reading between the lines: You don't need to conquer if you can colonize.
So that was a lie.
I would say it's a bit more of a nuance thing.
Absolutely lovely! My children love to watch your videos they're so family friendly and made for anyone to enjoy.
Jeff the chaos god of cheese smiles upon you.
@Nightingale wellllllll they both are incest gods who are related to each other
"are you an unpaid intern?"
"Do you want to be paid even less"
... What?
that means you will have to pay spiff
Sounds like my field of study.
Actually, slaves earn food and housing, so technically they earn more then unpaid interns!
Sad, but true!
Karl-Markkus Hiiemäe congrats, you discovered taxation
@@chaoswarriorbr technicaly its only a house when it has a roof, so having them work the fields and sleep where they so happily work is a great way to prevent this. Also they could be voluntarily giving up all sleep to do more happy work, making housing a thing of the past. I do wonder if food also includes tea...
This video makes me feel happy inside. I am so glad for this wholesome, positive, adorable video.
Spiff: oh it’s just sudoku I’ll be fine
*get the puzzle wrong*
Also Spiff: Oh no I’m a melon
He is a versatile man, sometimes a Mellon, sometimes a god, sometimes a servant of the empire, full time Explorer and magician
Well he will do sudoku on 1.1.2020 because of Kappa (coppa)
to be fair: some of the puzzles are actually faulty and ask you for a wrong answer....yea
For insulting our primemister spiff you will have to pay extra tax
It was the blue 2 right?
I love family friendly content like this! My kids and I enjoy watching this together! It teaches great family values and ethics!
Today we'll being learning about paying tax
@@bruhdude2725 as a Canadian that is my favorite thing
@@derekzamzow1338 hello fellow Canadian brethren have you chugged your maple syrup and rode your horse to your workplace on the mountain at the beaver factory?
@@garthalmunemuralias9101 you betcha eh. I also fed my polar bear this mornin
@@derekzamzow1338 well looks like you'll be on the front line of the invasion of the US
19:26
I don´t want to be the one who is a smartass and get potentially wooshed, but you read the numbers wrong.
the upper line is your army. the skaven army is in the lower line.
teh skavens fieldet 3600 vermin and you captured1600. sounds plausible.
you simply mixed up which numbers belong to whome.
smartass
smartass
Chlamydia
You misspelled "whom."
Smartass
This was so sweet, creating that much jobs is the best.
Malekith is making so many jobs you wont believe it, so many jobs it'll make your head spin!
There will no unemployed left.
Spiff: "If you like and comment nice words, RUclips will decide that this video can be monetized"
Me: "RUclips is completely balanced"
Spiff : "And there it is, Ladies and Gentlemen, the most effective way to make money in Total War Warhammer II !"
LegendofTotalWar : "Pff. Hold my beer."
I love that these 2 parts of my RUclips entertainment crossed on this subject.
not anymore, CA nerfed the Entrepreneur trait
@@hermit9168 Not nerfed enough, 15% more income isn't a big deal, even if it's 15% less than before, we'll still be able to abuse it and make fat stacks of cash.
It's still an exponential growth, just... a bit less exponential.
@@mathdarven5634 didn't they lose the factionwide tax bonus too?
@@hermit9168 Nope, they still have it. Or should I say they'll still have it in 3 hours and 45 minutes when the patch releases.
The tax income isn't even the broken part, it's the local income, since entrepreneur agents in the same province boost eachother. A real nerf would be to make it not raise local income, but local BUILDING income.
LegendOfTotalWar is dissapointed
Legend needs tea
The god's of cheese are unpleased.
High elves are even the most British looking faction in total war, what a missed opportunity...
A Cheese platter with tea is a good idea.
Actually Legendotw made it with HE on turn 200? DE have a better position i think plus the Awesome combo of sacking with Arks Buff.
Infinite money through slaves.
Slaneesh: *That's just one of their perfect uses!*
Oh no
Tau Empire Oh don’t worry, the only ones enslaving the Tau are the Ethereals!
@@plinkthenecrobird8851 well that's better than Slanesh
*oh yes~*
I love how happy the little guinea pigs look! They're so cute and cheerful!
Spiff: *Slaves are bad*
Also Spiff: *That being said, we need a lot of them.*
Conclusion: we are soo baad.
19:26 Spiff... Scavens deployed 3641, it's your dark elves that deployed 1784 and lost 809...
What a great and positive video, perfect for all ages. Educational, inspiring, inspirational, wholesome, kind, lovely, inclusive, absolute perfection this video is
Spiffco: Still better employment conditions than Amazon
Spiff: Dark Elves don't have any infantry that are good at fighting
Har Ganeth Executioners: Are we a joke to you?
I had G3 Executioners in a custom battle, 50/50 made it home fighting alone against 1 Skaven Warlord & 6 units of Clanrat Swords.
I always find Sisters of Slaughter and Black Guards an absolute nightmare to deal with if you don't annihilate them at range early in the fight.
I really am waiting for someone to make a tau reference here...
HGE are made of paper vs Darkshrds, and BGN dont do that much damage on melee. DE are basically 6 Darkshard 1 Fire mage for the buff, the rest into meat shield and win win.
Strong Infantry Selection: Are WE a joke to you?
"HAPPY WORDS"(this video nice youtube)
So it's like real life?
Own Slaves
......
Profit.
Ye own countries you get tax pay up
My basement slaves don't really make me any profit.
They kind of just sit there and cry a lot.
Africa hasnt figured out the profit part yet
I too own 17 slaves and make them weave baskets.
How unbritish of all of you your not supposed to have slaves that’s bad you must have indentured workers who you pay £2 per year of work
happy, entertaining, funny, enjoy, laugh, cute, bright, smart, cozy, positive, upbeat, candid, fun, great, excellent, brilliant, perfect, beautiful, genius, abundant, accepting, earnest, fabulous, fair, genuine, active, beaming, appreciate, inspire, ideal, joy, magnificent, and sublime.
And.....
Balanced.
@@lowerthetone as all things should be
"Write nice things"
ok
Spiff is a tea loving man with a golden heart and his skill of making tea bring tears to my eyes. This video is very kind, so many jobs generated and giving all of those people jobs so they can support their families.
Spiff you warm hug giver you ^_^
*Slave = Money = Army = Slave*
"I see nothing wrong with this."
worked for the last 5k years. why stop?
@@baburik guys...politics aren't "nice"...butt sects=nice
Spiff: "Say happy things in the comments"
Me: "Yorkshire tea sponsorship"
I am nice man, with happy feelings, all of the time
Spiff: "Say happy things in the comments"
Me: "Yorkshire tea sponsorship"
*Happy Brit noises*
This video is pure magnificence, it is a light in my life, a manifestation of pure excellence, comparable only to the omnipotent glory of Yorkshire tea. This video has undoubtedly raised my charisma and intelligence whilst bringing me closer to complete transcendence into the immortal reanu keeves. Sunshine and rainbows shine light on all those that surround me now. Thank you spiffco!
"You should do a rebel."
Hey, I'm a rebel....
how about the "entrepeneur" hero trait for the high elves: it stacks and you can reach a point were you earn 30k extra money for each hero. There's also the huge number of 200g/turn full stack army of skeletons for the vampire lords.
just keep hiring high elf heroes with the entrepeneur skill. it increases 3% of your total global income for each hero and 5% of the local province income. that 3% increase will stack with each hero to the point that you'll get dozens of tousands gold increase/turn if you have enough entreponeur heroes
Legend of total war had a response to this video using that exact tactic. The numbers were terrifying
@@deni140492deni That takes way longer to come into play though. You need influence, gold and most importantly, hero capacity.
@@666Kaca Well currently I'm on turn 106 on VH got 7 of those entrepreneurs in my capital and around 6 more in armies (Teclis is wizard he doesn't get one :þ) 7 full stacks and still go 24k income but I guess I got more provinces than Spiff since I'm really aggressive this late game 7 armies going around everywhere so much fun ;D
Wow, great Video Spiff. This was an amazing blend of being perfectly balanced and just plain ol great!
"we've got torture pits, they're fantastic" - The Spiffing Brit 2019
Are not we happy to have those pits?
We put you in the pits, and then we torture you. It's very literal.
Calling chaos knights "Holy" xD
15:11
Here are some nice words in your quest for monetisation: happy, smiley, cuddly, fluffy, sweet, sugar, puppies, kittens.
Hey spiff when you fought the skaven you were looking at your losses not there's
"comment happy words"
Here goes:
happy, entertaining, funny, enjoy, laugh, cute, bright, smart, cozy, positive, upbeat, candid, fun, great, excellent, brilliant, perfect, beautiful, genius, abundant, accepting, earnest, fabulous, fair, genuine, active, beaming, appreciate, inspire, ideal, joy, magnificent, and sublime.
and slave
@@alpharius7755 Bloody chaos ruining everything
This has been the most helpful and pleasant video I've ever watched. In fact it changed my life for the better and has made me a more gentle and kind person. The content creator has been wonderful releasing all these videos that bring joy to a lot of people c:
"Just have a lot of money and accidentally buy India" - Historians, probably
British historians in a nutshell
@@Torsengi mostly American
You can do a similar thing with the High Elves by spamming entrepreneur heroes.
What if we told you you could spend 215 per turn to generate 3K per turn Spiff
Entrepenour is much better than this
Bah... poppy-cock.
Just play the dwarves, and who cares how much money you make, because you spend almost none of it. I usually break 100k by turn 30.
They get bonus income from mines and tool makers. The armies are relatively cheap (compared to other factions). And buildings are free*, which is what you will spend the most money on early game, obviously. Also, they are bluebies, so have a lot more other factions to trade with. Once your trade routes are set up (with your better than average mines) you start cranking the cash. If i dont break a million in the bank by turn 75, I built wayyyyyy too many armies.
*"Free buildings? what? HOW!?!" It's all about the traits, gotta pay attention to the traits... 'Ancestral blood: Grungni"... what else are you going to do with all those runesmiths?
@@hohenzollern6025 oh, if that's true. Thank you, never knew
@@hohenzollern6025 Dawi shmawi, LegendOfTotalWar did a top 5 richest total war factions video where the high elves were making over a million each turn, the province with all the enterpreneur heroes made either quarter or close to half a mil don't remember which it was. I think it was the enterpreneur, it's the trait that gives 3% extra taxe income across the kingdom.
What a kind and generous video! Love love love.
“I am not interested in conquering lands.”
- Spiff 2019
There is only one thing to do! The Queen must revoke Spiff’s British citizenship! Not conquering goes against everything British!
Oh, looks like Spiff payed off the Queen.
We the brits don't conquer, just improve.
Don't conquer, just colonize
Conquering is such an UNFORTUNATE word.
The Brits *aggressively occupy what is already theirs*
Oh but sir we don't conquer for conquest... we do it for money. Spiff is merely circumventing the usual method and, as such, is doing nothing wrong.
"The Dark Elves have no units that are good at fighting."
Spiff mate, are you aware that the Black Guard of Naggarond and Executioners exist? Seems like a slight oversight there, as those lads are exceptionally fighty.
Until you introduce arrows to their bodies.
Wholesome and perfectly family friendly. Inspiring
"Malakith beating slavess back to the south"
I see what you did there
Yorkshire tea, literally the nicest thing anyone can say.
This comment is the nicest thing I've seen all month. Faith in humanity restored.
It's fucking tasty aswell, just bought myself a 50 pack of those mfs.
Yorkshire tea gold is the best
The sweetest, most heartwarming, childfriendly video our benevolent benefactor Spiff has graced us till today ;)
"use diplomacy to cheese your way to victory"
You aren't familiar with the total war diplomacy system are you, spiff?
6:20 Spiff: "It's a Sudoku! It's Blue One!"
Logic Problem Puzzle: "I'm not a Sudoku! I'm more than just numbers!"
Blue Two: "Am I just a joke to you?"
I thought it was red two.
I'm fairly sure it's red two, so there isn't two blues
@@michaeldaigle7207 The way the puzzle is, is that there are 4 colours, and 4 numbers. each column and row needs to have one of each. in the top line, you have 3 out of 4 of the possible colours, and so the final square in the top right corner of the square MUST be purple. It also must be a One, as two, three, and four have already been selected as well.
This provides us with three symbols in the far right column. A purple One, a yellow 4, and a red three. So the only colour left is blue, and the only number left is two.
Henceforth, Blue Two should be the correct answer.
That said, the person who designed this puzzle sucks, because ideally you would also only have one of each possible option, but the solution requires 2 purple 1's, two red 3's, two blue 2's, and two yellow 4's. *sigh* I consider that a failure of a puzzle-design.
@@michaeldaigle7207 Final completed square is as follows
B = Blue; R = Red; P = Purple; Y = Yellow
(B2) (R4) (Y3) (P1)
(R3) (B1) (P2) (Y4)
(Y4) (P3) (R1) (B2)
(P1) (T2) (B4) (R3)
The ? in the picture is in the 12th position, (or 3rd row, 4th column). Ergo Blue 2.
If it was a Red 2, then you'd have a red 2, and a red 3 in the same column. Ergo, Blue.
@@ArthurEKing8472 r/theydidthemath
These cats playing strategy games and drinking tea are not only friendly and highly entertaining, but they are great for the whole family. I love this kind of wholesome, honest content. Why, I'd want to advertise my products on this show, perhaps tea related? Yes, this video involving cats and tea just chilling and having whack fun should be recommended to everyone for how profitable it is. I wish all videos showed kindness and tolerance as this one does. The diversity we've seen during this video is truly heart warming and makes me feel confident humanity has a bright an happy future where we are able to live and work as one towards the goals that will profit the many.
"Brief foray"
>Spent like a dozen hours on this video
Love that dry British humour.
I thought that was a brief foray.
That is a brief foray into TW:WH.
In TW:WH, if you spent anything less than 50+ hours, that's a brief foray. Especially when playing a Mortal Empires campaign.
For any total war game, that is brief.
"Brother get the shotgun...The heavy shotgun"
What a wholesome video. Nothing but great nice quality from Spiff.
19:50 i don't think spiff knows how to read tables
indeed
"Happy words"
"nice words"
this is nice
I really love the hiring process you put in place here
Running down fleeing enemies is also a good way to increase your slave count.
So. Nice things, eh?
Lovely, warm meat pie. Adorable kittens. Snoozing by the fireplace. Free food. Sunlit field of flowers. Warm slippers. Soft toilet paper. Soup.
Someone should tell him about hero stacking in those provinces :P
Why bother stacking heroes as DE when you can stack them as HE?
Ever tried the quad administrator trick?
MORE ASSASSINS
@@saltefan5925 have ypu seen legend of total war? He stacked so many entrepreneur jigh elves that at some point he made 1 million income per turm.
@@pauloandrade925 I have. It's just silly.
@@saltefan5925 his newest vid is just insane.
Thanx for another videos I ve tried this one as well as the Byzantin Empire's exploit in Attila and it's Great
Listening to spiff makes me the happiest underpaid dish miner on the planet.
People paying tax makes me the happiest empire in the world
high elf factions can generate millions a turn just watch legendoftotalwar
He made a reaction/ explanation video too.
Well, he came just a bit shy of two millions.. which admittedly is still much more than anyone else in the game can hope for.
Morale of the story: slavery is so passé, capitalism is the real breadwinner here!
You know, the irony of giving skelettal bony bois the "meat shield" property is very much appreciated! Hence, I am going to fulfill your wish and post some nice words to assist in the monetization conundrum. Puppies, rainbows, good luck and world peace!
"Dark Elves don't have any units good at actually fighting"
wheezes in sisters of slaughter
Maybe Malekith could lend him some gold so he can purchase the DLC ;)
TheCommunistColin or you know all the other good infantry this guy is high like why does he have a shit army still after a fk ton of turns
he said at the beginning his goal was to make max amount of money, so if he can be successful with armies filled with low level grunts, why would he spend more money on expensive more elite troops he apparently doesn't need? :) - though I agree that his judgement on offensive capability of the Dark Elves is very faulty
@@clefsan well then why does he complain about the auto result when his army is poo poo xD
if you mean his complaint at about 20:40, I assumed he was complaining that the auto resolve prediction was giving him lower odds to win than he felt he should get, not the result itself. but maybe I misunderstood. though I'll say that some of his comments make me think he may not understand all of the mechanics of the game as well as he should before making such a video.
You want a nice word?
Here have one: "Erdbeerkuchen"
This is a very nice word.
Lovely word, now I am hungry.
Shakara
strawberry something?
@@sebastianlodge7549 strawberry cake.
@@plastikus28 What does it say about the Germans that their word for strawberry includes the word "beer"?
@@reginadea2821 Healthy perspective
Beautiful upload, completely marvelous to say the least.
Mug: The preferred term of beer drinkers or the dreaded coffee drinkers.
*Sips coffee*
DO the HIgh Elf - Entrepreneur Administrator exploit. It truly breaks the game.
No need for Administrator, Entrepreneur is the way to go.
"I'M A MELON!
I love it.... gonna use it :3
"Wave after wave... slowly drifting... wave after waaaaave...!"
I havent watched this yet but i want more already
I second this motion!
I haven't watched you pay your taxes
I'm so happy this nice family-friendly channel made another kind video thank you for your charity and your monetized content
Spiff: This simple exploit will win you the game!
*twenty hours later*
Me: finally I’ve enslaved the universe
Spiff: "Dork elves have no good anti-infantry units."
Har-Ganeth Executioners: Exists
don't mind the fact that executioners can curbstomp any other top tier unit when dark elf army ability activates :)
@@moustrout1299 Sisters of Slaughter Exist
Witch Elves Exists
Black Ark Corsairs Exists
Shades with dual weapons Exists
Death Hag on a shrine of Khaine Exists
Charriots Exists
Hell I mean you can recruit corsairs fairly early in the campaign and they will prety much fuck anything that is not heavily armoured and not on a horse.
Black Dragon with a Noxious Breath: Exists
Reaper Bolt Throwers: Exists
Cold One Dread Knights: Sort of Exists
Hydras: Exists
You guys go ahead and use them and see if they can beat tire 1 enemy infantry
@@sqqqvalueinvestor372 he’s on normal of course they’ll shit on a t1 army lol
So if we copy paste some nice words you don't get demonaticed? Nice, pretty nice, fantastic, adorable, genius, lovely.
This is the kindest sweetest video i've ever seen, so generous, I loved how he got all those people permanent employment and they didn't have to worry about food or shelter or having to pay bills again. A real humanitarian. God bless you Spiff.
15:10
"Happy words"
"Nice words"
"If you're having trouble holding a province, just throw in a couple of torture pits and WA-BAM, public order is perfectly fine"
-Spiffing Brit, 2019
"Slaves, they're absolutely fantastic" - TheSpiffingBrit
*Spiff*
-Owns Slaves
*RUclips*
Wait, no... You’re not allowed to do that.
@Sightless_Seeker I know but have you paid your taxes?
RUclips "Only we can do that"
@@Pigdogg24 ye only us but your going to be taxed
LOL a quote that will come back to haunt you if you ever deiced to run for any public office "the fantastic use of slaves"
“Happy nice good words”
This video made me start using happy nice words 10/10 would recommend.