Pardon me. We seem to have obliterated your god. Terribly sorry for the trouble. Here's a food stuff for the trouble. Worry not, we won't be making that same mistake.
Great stories; Excellent narration! 1st story - I don't think Humanity would go down without a backup "revenge" plan. Maybe a million cryopods buried deep within Earth? 2nd story - I lost it at "Ooops!" LOL!!!
Story 1: Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. ~Captain Ahab, Moby Dick. Story 2: of course we did. Because we could. But, if its bothering you we have more goody baskets available.
You know, these giant gun stories tend to remind me of Jules Verne's "From the Earth to the Moon." Verne essentially used a giant gun for his "moon shot".
First Story Humanity didn't just say No, We said FECK NO YOU FECKERS! Second Story. Yeah we always want bigger Dakka sorry about that. For the Squirrel and Algorithm!
I would strongly suggest to the galaxy that they discover EXACTLY what that virus was and how to remake it. Who says there isn't another swarm out there? Hate to say it, but that attack moon just might be needed if the other gods, once they get over their shock, decide to do something about the death of one of their own.
The DEVOURER? It might not be a god they liked. Name like that it might be one they feared, tried to keep happy to avoid being killed, eaten. They might think it’s a good thing?
JUst about every other story makes me smile and leak tears of happy thoughts caressed in humor run down my face. Or really one side. . . . . . . from one eye. Then about every 3rd story causes them to expel liquids from both eyes. These 2 storys made my day!!! THanks for the smiles and tears, human ones to be clear. . . . . . . crystal \ /;^) [§] WeSaveUs DISCLOSURE ← human UNITY EVENT world wide~no matter the result, HUMANS UNITED is what matters ... maybe hmmm YuP !!! Always Forward ~Godspeed This is not a drill→theater is HOT
Sorry we killed your god, here, have a basket of muffins.
Pardon me. We seem to have obliterated your god. Terribly sorry for the trouble. Here's a food stuff for the trouble. Worry not, we won't be making that same mistake.
Great stories; Excellent narration! 1st story - I don't think Humanity would go down without a backup "revenge" plan. Maybe a million cryopods buried deep within Earth? 2nd story - I lost it at "Ooops!" LOL!!!
i love how the apology letter reads like a telemarketer trying to contact them about extending their warranty.
Damn onion ninjas got me! Sad ones on the first story and laughing ones on the second!
2nd story: How do you make up for ACCIDENTALLY killing a trade partner's Deity?
Free cookies!
I'm fairly sure that anything called "The Devourer" isn't really something you want to have around anyway, so it's all good.
Provide a replacement obviously.
@@MarrockV Have you heard of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
Imagine if some aliens accidentally killed Satan?
If we can't win we'll for damn sure do our best to take you with us.
The 15,000 Nuclear FU using the strongest of human tradition SPITE!
"But it is okay, we already have an attack moon being build. It is a lot more stable... and powerful"
Prudent move considering some of the gods humans have worshipped.
But does the attack moon have an exposed exhaust port that lead straight to the core?
love the 'Giant Gun' series.
The killing of "The Devourer" was no accident; he ate the last slice of pizza without checking with everyone else first.
FarmWhich always good. giant gun series even better.
Yeah, keeping the plans around, in case the gods want to retaliate for the mistake might be a good idea.
ROTF LMBO !! Marvelous stories, excellent delivery
Story 1: Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.
~Captain Ahab, Moby Dick.
Story 2: of course we did. Because we could. But, if its bothering you we have more goody baskets available.
You know, these giant gun stories tend to remind me of Jules Verne's "From the Earth to the Moon." Verne essentially used a giant gun for his "moon shot".
There's a silent movie about that story.
2nd story part of the giant gun series. Got to love those especially the later ones when previous attempts are mentioned
'Lord Beerus, have we been introduced?'
'I don't believe so. Whis, who is this?'
'Why, he's-'
'I. Am. Atomic.'
Thank you both. I like the big gun stories. UKUK
First story: I get the distinct impression of the alternate cover art for DOOM (2016) as that statue
Tim Allen used to say, "it just needs a little more power!!" His old "stand-up" is hilarious. For Alpha Men.
First Story Humanity didn't just say No, We said FECK NO YOU FECKERS! Second Story. Yeah we always want bigger Dakka sorry about that. For the Squirrel and Algorithm!
I would strongly suggest to the galaxy that they discover EXACTLY what that virus was and how to remake it. Who says there isn't another swarm out there?
Hate to say it, but that attack moon just might be needed if the other gods, once they get over their shock, decide to do something about the death of one of their own.
Imagine the sol system having 4 terran worlds, after fighting the swarm only one remains
For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿
For DA SKWERL and his Nest
ah yeah "OOPS" Humanities life story OOPS.....
those damned onion ninja's for that first story... who keeps letting them out!?!?! also... HOW DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY KILL A GOD?!?!!?
Story number two:
It should’ve said what wouldn’t we do with a giant gun?
The DEVOURER? It might not be a god they liked. Name like that it might be one they feared, tried to keep happy to avoid being killed, eaten. They might think it’s a good thing?
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!
Story1: Then why didn't the virus infect the anthropologists?
"FOR NOW???" 😳
More dakka!!!!!!
Hope it was "dismantle" in quotes because you would never want to dismantle a god killer weapon it gods existed.
JUst about every other story makes me smile and leak tears of happy thoughts caressed in humor run down my face. Or really one side. . . . . . . from one eye.
Then about every 3rd story causes them to expel liquids from both eyes. These 2 storys made my day!!!
THanks for the smiles and tears, human ones to be clear. . . . . . . crystal \
/;^)
[§]
WeSaveUs
DISCLOSURE ← human UNITY EVENT world wide~no matter the result, HUMANS UNITED is what matters ... maybe hmmm YuP !!!
Always Forward ~Godspeed
This is not a drill→theater is HOT
Oops indeed
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