Best HFY story: No Graves for the Forgotten & The Humans Did WHAT With A Giant Gun?!? | 2590 | r/HFY

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @vinnyganzano1930
    @vinnyganzano1930 Месяц назад +42

    Sorry we killed your god, here, have a basket of muffins.

    • @artyd42
      @artyd42 3 дня назад

      Pardon me. We seem to have obliterated your god. Terribly sorry for the trouble. Here's a food stuff for the trouble. Worry not, we won't be making that same mistake.

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon Месяц назад +20

    Great stories; Excellent narration! 1st story - I don't think Humanity would go down without a backup "revenge" plan. Maybe a million cryopods buried deep within Earth? 2nd story - I lost it at "Ooops!" LOL!!!

  • @BrickZero
    @BrickZero Месяц назад +6

    i love how the apology letter reads like a telemarketer trying to contact them about extending their warranty.

  • @Jakes3130
    @Jakes3130 Месяц назад +10

    Damn onion ninjas got me! Sad ones on the first story and laughing ones on the second!

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd Месяц назад +28

    2nd story: How do you make up for ACCIDENTALLY killing a trade partner's Deity?

    • @jorgwunderlich-pfeiffer1985
      @jorgwunderlich-pfeiffer1985 Месяц назад +9

      Free cookies!

    • @MarrockV
      @MarrockV Месяц назад +15

      I'm fairly sure that anything called "The Devourer" isn't really something you want to have around anyway, so it's all good.

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 Месяц назад +6

      Provide a replacement obviously.

    • @liwojenkins
      @liwojenkins Месяц назад +3

      @@MarrockV Have you heard of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

    • @greghight954
      @greghight954 Месяц назад +1

      Imagine if some aliens accidentally killed Satan?

  • @TheStartrek99
    @TheStartrek99 Месяц назад +9

    If we can't win we'll for damn sure do our best to take you with us.

    • @USS_Grey_Ghost
      @USS_Grey_Ghost Месяц назад +4

      The 15,000 Nuclear FU using the strongest of human tradition SPITE!

  • @MarijnvdSterre
    @MarijnvdSterre Месяц назад +6

    "But it is okay, we already have an attack moon being build. It is a lot more stable... and powerful"

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 Месяц назад

      Prudent move considering some of the gods humans have worshipped.

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU 9 дней назад

      But does the attack moon have an exposed exhaust port that lead straight to the core?

  • @Kitsune10060
    @Kitsune10060 Месяц назад +3

    love the 'Giant Gun' series.

  • @derekstein6193
    @derekstein6193 Месяц назад +2

    The killing of "The Devourer" was no accident; he ate the last slice of pizza without checking with everyone else first.

  • @Michael_Brock
    @Michael_Brock Месяц назад +4

    FarmWhich always good. giant gun series even better.

  • @nela9994
    @nela9994 Месяц назад +3

    Yeah, keeping the plans around, in case the gods want to retaliate for the mistake might be a good idea.

  • @techristopher8077
    @techristopher8077 Месяц назад

    ROTF LMBO !! Marvelous stories, excellent delivery

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 Месяц назад +2

    Story 1: Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.
    ~Captain Ahab, Moby Dick.
    Story 2: of course we did. Because we could. But, if its bothering you we have more goody baskets available.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 Месяц назад +3

    You know, these giant gun stories tend to remind me of Jules Verne's "From the Earth to the Moon." Verne essentially used a giant gun for his "moon shot".

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU 9 дней назад

      There's a silent movie about that story.

  • @Dilligaf-m7s
    @Dilligaf-m7s Месяц назад

    2nd story part of the giant gun series. Got to love those especially the later ones when previous attempts are mentioned

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 17 дней назад

    'Lord Beerus, have we been introduced?'
    'I don't believe so. Whis, who is this?'
    'Why, he's-'
    'I. Am. Atomic.'

  • @timobrien2813
    @timobrien2813 Месяц назад

    Thank you both. I like the big gun stories. UKUK

  • @quinnbell2388
    @quinnbell2388 28 дней назад

    First story: I get the distinct impression of the alternate cover art for DOOM (2016) as that statue

  • @greggwilliamson
    @greggwilliamson Месяц назад +1

    Tim Allen used to say, "it just needs a little more power!!" His old "stand-up" is hilarious. For Alpha Men.

  • @ArronRatliff
    @ArronRatliff Месяц назад +1

    First Story Humanity didn't just say No, We said FECK NO YOU FECKERS! Second Story. Yeah we always want bigger Dakka sorry about that. For the Squirrel and Algorithm!

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 Месяц назад

    I would strongly suggest to the galaxy that they discover EXACTLY what that virus was and how to remake it. Who says there isn't another swarm out there?
    Hate to say it, but that attack moon just might be needed if the other gods, once they get over their shock, decide to do something about the death of one of their own.

  • @erushi5503
    @erushi5503 Месяц назад

    Imagine the sol system having 4 terran worlds, after fighting the swarm only one remains

  • @KwaterbugBUTCHER
    @KwaterbugBUTCHER Месяц назад

    For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 Месяц назад

    For DA SKWERL and his Nest

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky Месяц назад +1

    ah yeah "OOPS" Humanities life story OOPS.....

  • @insanecrazyman7637
    @insanecrazyman7637 Месяц назад

    those damned onion ninja's for that first story... who keeps letting them out!?!?! also... HOW DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY KILL A GOD?!?!!?

  • @skyrere
    @skyrere 29 дней назад

    Story number two:
    It should’ve said what wouldn’t we do with a giant gun?

  • @larsharris
    @larsharris Месяц назад

    The DEVOURER? It might not be a god they liked. Name like that it might be one they feared, tried to keep happy to avoid being killed, eaten. They might think it’s a good thing?

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 Месяц назад

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar Месяц назад

    Story1: Then why didn't the virus infect the anthropologists?

  • @SLEPhoto
    @SLEPhoto Месяц назад

    "FOR NOW???" 😳

  • @russellgilson3536
    @russellgilson3536 Месяц назад

    More dakka!!!!!!

  • @einyv
    @einyv Месяц назад

    Hope it was "dismantle" in quotes because you would never want to dismantle a god killer weapon it gods existed.

  • @cameltube-vk7el
    @cameltube-vk7el Месяц назад

    JUst about every other story makes me smile and leak tears of happy thoughts caressed in humor run down my face. Or really one side. . . . . . . from one eye.
    Then about every 3rd story causes them to expel liquids from both eyes. These 2 storys made my day!!!
    THanks for the smiles and tears, human ones to be clear. . . . . . . crystal \
    /;^)
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    WeSaveUs
    DISCLOSURE ← human UNITY EVENT world wide~no matter the result, HUMANS UNITED is what matters ... maybe hmmm YuP !!!
    Always Forward ~Godspeed
    This is not a drill→theater is HOT

  • @richardplass8453
    @richardplass8453 Месяц назад

    Oops indeed

  • @Kirsten2933
    @Kirsten2933 Месяц назад

    Like 33 ❤️
    🇨🇦😎👍

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Месяц назад

    2nd, 25 November 2024

  • @HeilTec
    @HeilTec Месяц назад

    ++

  • @071badboi
    @071badboi Месяц назад

    😂😂😂