They made a mistake 2hen the worst that could happen by changing time. Was likely similar to what was happening. My question do those making changes remember both? Discoveries have been forgotten. Many were blind luck while trying something else.
There's probably a group that is isolated from the changes. They can then adjust and act again to fine tune the result. Who knows how long(or maybe better, how many adjustments) it took to get a satisfactory result. As for why the alien admiral could notice it, I don't know. But I'd imagine such a significant change to his species history would be one of the last changes set into place. Of course there's also the obvious answer of narrative necessity.
@@larsharrisFor what we know time is relative and not a straight line as we thought before, the time for a star and system could be different from another one, that’s why probably they needed more travels and people to make more changes, and this changes don’t reach them immediately in the future
To quote another hfy: “Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?” Still though, on a deeper level this is insidious. To so thoroughly rewrite the histories not just of humanity, but the rest of the galaxy as well. As far as we know it all turned out for the better, but you can’t fully know just what will happen when you fuck with time. How many lives were erased, and how many more never got to live in the first place. This could have gone so incredibly wrong for everyone involved. And that class, is why you never put a human’s back to the wall.
A weapon so powerful that nobody knows you used it, that one is dangerous. Wonder what the temporal prime directive crew a few centuries down stream think of it though.
Excellent story. From being on the verge of extermination, to being able to save not only themselves but other species and make a federation of worlds - peacefully existing with one another. Wonderful!
@@tassadar9042we even figured out how to make Spicy Rocks go boom mid air we really really like throwing rocks makes ya wonder we live on a big rock powered by a hot burning rock heated by a massively larger burning ball of gas chuking rocks at each other some go Boom so go Crack some go Thwack but in the end it's all just different types of Rocks some shiny some melted down and reformed into another form of rock and some just flaked off the Earths crust like a piece of Dandruff that we throw across the road outta boredom as a kid Rocks are Eternal Rocks are the superior existence
And its all CERNS fault that we don't we don't have the wonder substance Phuxall. What is Phuxall you say? It is the one substance we forgot to discover when CERN went back in time and changed the timeline. THANKS CERN! (You bunch of nerdy bums!)
TY for another great read But not sure glassing a world for minerals would not make them dangerously radio active, at least on the surface, and make it very costly to get out?
I suppose that depends on what you use to do the glassing. Any kind of bomb or ultra high energy beam would seem to necessarily create. However if a beam didn't use super high energy gamma rays and instead used the much lower energy infrared wavelength and instead used a lot more of them it would bake the planet like a giant blast smelter which would not create new radio actives. Perhaps they simply have sophisticated enough ways of handling radiation that a bit extra created by their planet busting death bean simply was significant to them. After all we are dealing with a race that has somehow kicked that whole superluminal travel thing in the booty which shatters just about every law, rule, theory, and suggestion of physics that we have so a few excess rads is probably not a major issue,
What a great fresh angle on the advanced alien invasion story.
I love this story 😂 .using time travel in such a way is so devious ...but in a good way 😂
They made a mistake 2hen the worst that could happen by changing time. Was likely similar to what was happening. My question do those making changes remember both? Discoveries have been forgotten. Many were blind luck while trying something else.
There's probably a group that is isolated from the changes. They can then adjust and act again to fine tune the result. Who knows how long(or maybe better, how many adjustments) it took to get a satisfactory result.
As for why the alien admiral could notice it, I don't know. But I'd imagine such a significant change to his species history would be one of the last changes set into place. Of course there's also the obvious answer of narrative necessity.
@@larsharrisFor what we know time is relative and not a straight line as we thought before, the time for a star and system could be different from another one, that’s why probably they needed more travels and people to make more changes, and this changes don’t reach them immediately in the future
To quote another hfy: “Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?”
Still though, on a deeper level this is insidious. To so thoroughly rewrite the histories not just of humanity, but the rest of the galaxy as well. As far as we know it all turned out for the better, but you can’t fully know just what will happen when you fuck with time. How many lives were erased, and how many more never got to live in the first place. This could have gone so incredibly wrong for everyone involved.
And that class, is why you never put a human’s back to the wall.
It's all a bit wibbly-wobbley.
I love the way the current reality kept changing with almost every paragraph. A very imaginative and humourous use of time travel! Well done!
A weapon so powerful that nobody knows you used it, that one is dangerous. Wonder what the temporal prime directive crew a few centuries down stream think of it though.
That's an excellent and very creative story - well done, TheTacoWombat. Thank you ASN for narrating it.
Story, that's just a old historical record? ;p
@@davidragan9233I see what you did there captain Nesmith…;-)
One of my favorites, and yes, this is quite an improvement on the previous presentation. Many thanks!
Excellent story. From being on the verge of extermination, to being able to save not only themselves but other species and make a federation of worlds - peacefully existing with one another. Wonderful!
Probably our creepiest win yet that didn’t involve ghosts, but still awesome. It’s like the 3rd time I’ve heard it.
The Earth Defense Force 2568, begins now
When your New Game+++ character changes canon events
Human trickery never ceases to amaze.
I thought for sure that we were launching huge chunks of rock salt through a wormhole at first😂😂
those Humans, they throw rocks really well! 😄
@@tassadar9042we even figured out how to make Spicy Rocks go boom mid air we really really like throwing rocks makes ya wonder we live on a big rock powered by a hot burning rock heated by a massively larger burning ball of gas chuking rocks at each other some go Boom so go Crack some go Thwack but in the end it's all just different types of Rocks some shiny some melted down and reformed into another form of rock and some just flaked off the Earths crust like a piece of Dandruff that we throw across the road outta boredom as a kid Rocks are Eternal Rocks are the superior existence
I mean your still not wrong
@@QuakeMidaro 🤣
Oh shit the war apes can time travel LOL
Absolute victory! Like it's never been done before.
This story was good I’m listening to it twice back to back.
Always loved this story. Great job Agro!
Exquisite! Thank you.
Thank you sir squirrel
This is TERRA! Thats what I was expecting
Thank you
Nice! WITH ENERGY!!
To be precise, radioactive energy from uranium directed at salt.
Ahh this reminded me of an old episode of invader zim except the device being sent back in time to alter the future was a rubber piggy
And its all CERNS fault that we don't we don't have the wonder substance Phuxall. What is Phuxall you say? It is the one substance we forgot to discover when CERN went back in time and changed the timeline.
THANKS CERN!
(You bunch of nerdy bums!)
good story!
Would've been justice if the alien had remembered, but no-one else.
Most people go the don't shoot the messenger route, we're going with something a little different.
13:04 perfect
Mann... this was a wilde trip.
Reality was bendingt inrealtime?
Great Job to all.
A good twist, thank you. UKUK
Ah another paradox the time travel wouldent be necessary if the threat dident exist.
Alwsys liked this one.
My head is still spinning
Messing with causality now, are we?
WOW What a twist. LMAO
Cool!
Well, that was silly!
TY for another great read
But not sure glassing a world for minerals would not make them dangerously radio active, at least on the surface, and make it very costly to get out?
I suppose that depends on what you use to do the glassing. Any kind of bomb or ultra high energy beam would seem to necessarily create. However if a beam didn't use super high energy gamma rays and instead used the much lower energy infrared wavelength and instead used a lot more of them it would bake the planet like a giant blast smelter which would not create new radio actives. Perhaps they simply have sophisticated enough ways of handling radiation that a bit extra created by their planet busting death bean simply was significant to them. After all we are dealing with a race that has somehow kicked that whole superluminal travel thing in the booty which shatters just about every law, rule, theory, and suggestion of physics that we have so a few excess rads is probably not a major issue,
I suspect you could "glass" a planet with an orbital bombardment of solid objects fired at fraction c speeds.
Universal "no you"
Taco algorithm comment.
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8th, 26 November 2024