Best HFY story: Training with Terrans | 2592 | r/HFY

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @MarrockV
    @MarrockV 19 часов назад +38

    To clarify: The more disorganized the retreat appears, the more caution should be exercised.

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar 18 часов назад +4

      Yes. There is a world of difference between being disorganized and ACTING disorganized. Terran troops are master in the second. The Xenos need to learn a few things.

  • @feldamar2
    @feldamar2 14 часов назад +23

    "This here is called death valley. We don't go in there, as that would be death. But it's a great training ground for some of the hotter planets out there!"
    "This here is called the Amazon Jungle, we also don't go in here, not even for training. Annoying the locals is a bad idea, they live there."
    "This here is called Australia. We....moving on."

    • @Marcus_Postma
      @Marcus_Postma 13 часов назад

      We do have people that live in death valley though, and the army's national training center is relatively close to there.

    • @feldamar2
      @feldamar2 13 часов назад +2

      @@Marcus_Postma SSSSHHHHH.
      Shush. Let the joke be. It's ok.
      MST3K mantra. "It's just a show, you really should just relax." Applies here too.

    • @WamSUBNZ
      @WamSUBNZ Час назад +1

      Australia where the birds win wars. Yes the birds

  • @erushi5503
    @erushi5503 14 часов назад +10

    THE E4 MAFIA HOORAH!!!
    Strategically Taking Equipment to an Alternate Location!!

  • @nachtwaya8721
    @nachtwaya8721 8 часов назад +3

    Retired Army MP here on the subject of the Terran actions in this report...
    No Comment

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon 15 часов назад +7

    Great story; Excellent narration! Sounds like the Terran military took it easy on the Xenos. I guess being the 1st time, they cut the Xenos some slack! LOL!!!

  • @jameschastain1229
    @jameschastain1229 17 часов назад +6

    lol, Skippy’s List lives!!!!

  • @chrisgeddes26
    @chrisgeddes26 17 часов назад +9

    "SKIPPY" Has made into SPACE!??! The universe will never be the same!

    • @jnorth3341
      @jnorth3341 5 часов назад +1

      One more thing he isn't allowed to do.

  • @scotthinger6397
    @scotthinger6397 18 часов назад +16

    This sounds like an average training exercise in my experience. WITH ENERGY!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 11 часов назад +3

    Wait, they only took ONE tank? ....definitely not Terrans. The whole platoon would be gone.

  • @ganggreen9012
    @ganggreen9012 18 часов назад +17

    "Nuts" I saw that one coming.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 11 часов назад +1

      (was still funny though)

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 5 часов назад +1

      There's a whole conversation with references behind that word. I'm sure the xeno's will keep that in mind at the next war games.

  • @Norbrookc
    @Norbrookc 17 часов назад +8

    Next exercise: "Welcome to Fort Irwin. The Blackhorse regiment has been waiting..."

    • @reallywantplaylists
      @reallywantplaylists 14 часов назад +1

      hehe

    • @Marcus_Postma
      @Marcus_Postma 13 часов назад +1

      This definitely had me thinking about the box. I was stationed there for just under 4 years.

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 5 часов назад

      Fort Lost In The Woods should make a lasting impression I'm not sure what the MPs will contribute, but CBRs with engineers will definitely bring the crazy improvisation.

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar 18 часов назад +13

    «I understand that being woken up by a flashbang can be quite disorienting.» Lt. General Quaf have been slacking. He obviously lost his helmet due to his negligence.
    Hint : ANY disorganized Terran unit ain't disorganized.
    The next joint training exercise to be hosted by the Terran army ? Well... To all non-Terran participants : Welcome to PTSD land.

    • @reddeathstar2428
      @reddeathstar2428 17 часов назад +1

      PTSD land and the Geneva checklist

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar 16 часов назад +1

      @@reddeathstar2428 But, it's only training.

    • @merlinathrawes746
      @merlinathrawes746 15 часов назад +1

      @@reddeathstar2428 ONLY PTSD land. The Geneva Checklist is only for true warfare when the other side doesn't play by the right rules. Just teach them the Geneva Conventions and inform them that the Checklist is the penalty for not following the rules.

    • @chrislaf89
      @chrislaf89 14 часов назад +1

      @@merlinathrawes746 "So. These are the rules. We will follow these rules as long as you follow them. Breaching the rules turns the rules into a checklist. Also, we tell the Canadians that the leash is off. You really don't want that. Half the rules are because of them."

  • @mackenziedrake
    @mackenziedrake 19 часов назад +5

    It's always good to start the day with an HFY story, particularly one so well told. Many thanks!

  • @faceless4821
    @faceless4821 15 часов назад +11

    The soliders sound like trolls....
    Yeah... these are deffenitly our guys.
    They represent our best sides to the universe and im soo proud of them, lel

    • @faceless4821
      @faceless4821 15 часов назад

      Stoys like these make me proude to be Human.
      So stoopid and jet soo greate

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 16 часов назад +3

    Keep your shovels clean with near beer. Cut out the middle man.
    Unless dehydrated.

  • @warrendesonia
    @warrendesonia 6 часов назад

    For the author: Very well done......More, Please.....

  • @samsignorelli
    @samsignorelli 18 часов назад +6

    7:28...General McAuliffe has entered the chat!

    • @merlinathrawes746
      @merlinathrawes746 15 часов назад

      Be nice now Kevin. These guys aren't The Wet Bandits.

  • @DanJones-np8xb
    @DanJones-np8xb 2 часа назад

    "... Ennd, of pan-galactic alliance..."
    Would have been hilarious.

  • @Kemulnitestryker
    @Kemulnitestryker 18 часов назад +1

    One of your better ones, good job sir.

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 15 часов назад

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    Humans are chaos incarnate on the battlefield!

  • @barelyasurvivor1257
    @barelyasurvivor1257 11 часов назад

    Squirrel Ty for another great read.

  • @lucielm
    @lucielm 2 часа назад

    Sargent Koko is going to get a chewing out for being identified by the opposition in a stealth op. Other than that, good clean work.

  • @goldosprey
    @goldosprey 17 часов назад +2

    *Sees 101st spaceborn division* Oh this ought to be good. Also Classic Composers, Metallica, AC/DC and Led Zepplin ROFL

    • @merlinathrawes746
      @merlinathrawes746 15 часов назад +1

      I think they should have added The Village People, just as a change of pace.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 5 часов назад

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Disembodied Voice!

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 11 часов назад

    Oh Lordy....next time they will be truly hosed.

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 18 часов назад +2

    Why do I suspect that the rest of the Alliance is going to be learning from the Terrans?
    Oh those poor, poor fools. And they thought these exercises were "interesting". They ain't seen nothin' yet.

  • @kdmbigpig
    @kdmbigpig 14 часов назад +1

    Sounds like the squaddies are on exercise, it's traditional

  • @generalnawaki
    @generalnawaki 12 часов назад

    Mankind getting training on how to disable the other races of the galaxy.

  • @mfree80286
    @mfree80286 14 часов назад

    Sounds about right, to be honest.

  • @topperisthedog
    @topperisthedog 15 часов назад +1

    Wasn't threatening Black Magic one of those things Skippy was not allowed to do?

    • @thomasmandell3002
      @thomasmandell3002 11 часов назад +1

      Since it's Exono's, Skippy probably figured it wouldn't apply 😂

  • @WamSUBNZ
    @WamSUBNZ Час назад

    Ok who hacked the xenos gear you wont get in trouble, we just want to talk about your choice of music.

  • @rlbadger1698
    @rlbadger1698 19 часов назад +1

    For the algorithm.

  • @t.p.3456
    @t.p.3456 19 часов назад

    For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

  • @dionlarsen10
    @dionlarsen10 17 часов назад

    🤟🏼🔉🔊❤️

  • @ombrepourpre7562
    @ombrepourpre7562 13 часов назад

    Well, the training was probably with French soldiers then 🤔
    I mean, US soldiers have literally stop all join training with French army because "it was too hard" (it's not a joke. It's very much real. Including specialist and elite training)
    Most (and especially US) army don't want to said it loud, but almost 90% of modern warfare is build from French military ways. Helicopter assault drop infantry, move and shoot tank war, multi-arms fighting : all of it theory crated and used by French before everyone else.
    Other than "waves tactics" (Russian) and drones war (Middle orient terrorist mostly).
    Hell, even the Corp army system (aerial, army, naval, engineer, intendance), army rank and more come from them...

  • @Jakes3130
    @Jakes3130 15 часов назад

    🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @kdmbigpig
    @kdmbigpig 14 часов назад

    P.S. can we have a B I G G E R like button pleeaase

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 22 часа назад +2

    1st, 27 November 2024

  • @roddymcclain7695
    @roddymcclain7695 11 часов назад

    Terrans being Terrans, especially military; would eagerly salivate at the chance to see what the other races have got up their sleeves.