@@jacobwansleeben Imagine a kangaroo with a poach full of hand grenades digging around then doing it's tailstand and double footed kicking those things at you. Hilarious.
HAHA I thought yup, sure the bulb is both on and off and not even present all at the same time. Give new meaning to "how many scientists does it take tp change a (quantum) lightbulb?"
@@rafezetter8003 Seven. One to turn off the on light and change the bulb, one to change the bulb without flipping the light switch because it's already off, one to install a new bulb because we don't have any, and four to come up with five hypothesis on how we got into this mess in the first place.
Loved this. I’m Canadian, we don’t have quite so many deadly organisms, though an average sized grizzly bear can surely do a number on an inattentive hunter. Polar bears are known to have actively hunted people. Wolverines are born with bad attitudes and can chase a grizzly off a found carcass. They get upset at a human, they’ll hunt them down too. One fellow I knew told me the story of going into an abandoned trapper’s cabin and being jumped by a bobcat. They’re not the biggest cat. Once the bobcat realized the door was still open, it ran away. The man, who was not small, said he wasn’t sure why the cat quit…”He was winning!”
Jenkinsverse and Humans-are-spaceorcs - some old concepts and there are many great stories. for the former there is a decent narration on youtube. basically a ~150 episode audiobook.
For those Not from Australia the Sydney Funnel Web is 1 about the size of the palm of you hand 2 Will a certain times of the year travel around looking foe mates 3 like tight dark places like say shoes 4 Are aggressive if threatened 5 possess a venom which is especially effective against Monkeys 6 There is a readily available anti-venom
Females are slightly smaller than the palm of your hand, but their venom is not that bad. The males are smaller and have highly toxic venom. Also their venom is extremely effective against primates specifically
@@justathought3141 unlike your average Spider, Funnel Webs actively Chase those that fuck with it or step into it’s territory even clinging on to inject more and more venom into your Bloodstream, As a Australian Myself take some of my Advice don’t fuck with anything in Australia always respect the creatures around you and be careful
@@Dont_Wanna_Be_Famous_666 Because Australia is a terrible place and it probably says bad things about humanity that we are stubborn enough to live there anyway.
Now that was really funny. I remember training in the North West Australia, Kimberly, we bang our boots every morning. It’s amazing what would fall out.
Great story. Even humans fear the Australian outback, but interestingly, Australians have a very healthy fear of the brown and black bear of North America.
@@blueeyeswhitedragon9839 growing up here in Oz we realise that the other plants and animals of our “Deathworld” planet deserve respect, otherwise you are heading for a Darwin Award
When it comes to Australian wildlife,one never knows,and since silence is one very large weapon,it literally can creep up onto you,with no notice! Definitely,arrogance/excess pride,always goes before a downfall! Thank you for an interesting take on Earth's biology,and a short course on Australia! Thank you 😇 😊!
Could have been worse. It could have been solving some problems using a coffee machine, paper clip, and god knows what. Heard so many of those stories using a combination of these things by highly caffeinated humans, it’s starting to be one of the most overused tropes ever.
I'm confused at this point. Did the funnel spider exit his armor? Can you imagine if it got loose and started building a funnel next and then have babies? O.O
Fact check: The Funnel web spider is found in the hills and mountain forests of the coastal plain. It'd last no time at all in Central Australia. Also, it's about half the size of a mouse, in other words, for a spider, Freakin' HUGE! In the Outback, you might find Redbacks, about the size of a pea, but capable of ruining your week, but not much more. Get It RIGHT!
I had to relocate a funnel web out of my townhouse many decades ago lol things we take for granted that would make most other humans (& aliens shit themselves)
@@Mark-ks9jj Another fun fact: Apparently Funnelweb venom is only deadly to humans and other primates...it won't bother your dog at all! No, I haven't tested that...
im surprised Max didnt mention that some animals are actually armed. like the pistol shrimp or the crab that likes to hold stinging sponges they like to use as boxing gloves
This is so very much a fun story; especially the end area. Ever find a Brown Recluse Spider in your shoe? I did. 3 years later that area is sunken and very sensitive.
My ex has a hole in her right thigh about an inch in diameter and a quarter inch deep where they had to core out the meat to remove the effected tissue. Nasty.
I never thought of Amusement parks. Humans obsession with adrenaline rushes. A tiny speck of the insanity of hearing its a small world over and over again
@@paulacornelison243 our salt water crocs beat alligators hands down for size and predatory instincts lol don’t go swimming in the tropical north in the ocean or rivers or you WILL end up as lunch.
@@Mark-ks9jjlargest American alligator on official record is 19.2 feet long, just 1.1 feet shorter then the biggest salt water crocodile on record. reason why most american alligators are small now is because we hunted all the big boys down for over a century. we forced them to rapidly adapt to where only the smaller members of the spicies that survived passed their Gene's on and the population is slowly becoming smaller for each individual gators size. though their is the optional New York gators that may or may not exist in the extensive mostly ill explored now sewer system. homeless people go missing down their all the time with no explanation and no bodies ever found.
Professor Kathorax should tell them about the New York Rat. Let them know to just offer the rats pizza and they'll be best buds in no time. Just make sure the pizza is from an authentic Italian-American pizza joint, so as not to offend the rats.
A few years ago, I saw a video on RUclips about NYC rats in a subway station (the metro and not the eatery), and there was one rat that went to and fro at the door of each train that had stopped, until it had picked the underground line it liked, and boarded the wagon. - This proved to me, that New York rats know not only how to ride on metro trains, but also which line to pick.
26:40 I was already crying it hurt laughin before "Earth ... cos 4 billion years of evolutionary arms race of everything trying to kill everything else, and they are really realy good at it..."
Oh, the possibilities for stories like this! Let's see...Black Mamba, Komodo Dragons, Blue Frogs, Black Widow, Brown Recluse...the list goes on and on. Feel free to add to this short list. 😜🤪😝
Has anyone noticed that whenever the AI starts to talk about Max, the only human, it never uses the words he or her like it does when referring to the aliens?
I suppose. I just don't understand where the idea comes from that most aliens in these are frail and weak and stuff. Is there some theory behind this logic? Or is it just a HFY staple?
@@halflife103 Idea is that aliens are so advanced in technology, that they regressed in their natural resilience. As you noticed in this story, alien had very advanced combat armor and was confident, that some spider won't be an issue. In other such stories, aliens long switched to consuming nutrient paste, so even something as mild, as garlic, will be considered toxic compound.
@@halflife103 part of it comes from the fact that well - earth is kinda dangerous and the gravity is right on the brink of being too strong for things like powered flight or rocketry. And it is just a nice idea that live-bearing planets in general are just "nicer" to live and that we are not in the middle or the weak side for once. Cause it is rather easy to imagine a less brutal world where dangerous creatures are a tiny minority, where there is less tectonic activity, more abundant oxygen and fauna - such a place would be more likely than earth to develop sentient herbivores.
@@nathanielhill8156 debatably would be the much more harsher option for a first field trip lol The amazon rainforest is dubbed "Green Hell" for a reason
I mean why can t we focus on POSITIVE aspects of Earth instead of the dangerous ones. Also, here’s a scenario: A.) You hear a women scream in a city at night, she’s getting mugged by someone. B.) You hear a woman scream in the countryside, you just ran into a Mountain Lion doing her mating call.
i'm still trying to figure out why australia is so feared. sure they have lots of spiders, snakes, and guys fighting crocs. well sounds the same as amercia, brazil, all of south amercia and at least the snakes there don't swallow you whole after you get squeezed. just because you can't beat a lot of birds you claim everything is tough.
Keep all writing This one was particularly comical Use of the wildlife of australia absolutely excellent You know they're Unofficial anthem says it all Don't try to fight the animals or find the capital you are on your own
An Australian friend put it to me this way: The Australian wildlife can be divided into three categories. Dangerous, poisonous, or sheep... and we're still not sure about the sheep...
Wait til he learns about the Brazilian Wandering Spider, the Deathstalker Scorpion, the Inland Taipan, the Stonefish, the Golden Dart Frog, and the Irukandji Box Jellyfish. 💀
You are right camel spiders bite and jump with speed. In South America there is a tree spider and when its venom gets into your body you’ll know what it feels like to have your blood on fire. I’ve never been in more pain and constance electrical shock.
I hate how so many of these stories paint australia as some incredibly dangerous place. Australia is no more dangerous than any other place on earth. The myth of australia being especially dangerous stems from a very simple root: Non-australians, especially europeans being unfamiliar with the wildlife in australia. There's also that so much of the wildlife is poisonous and/or venomous which is very scary to many people.
"The myth of australia being especially dangerous ...... so much of the wildlife is poisonous and/or venomous " Yeah..... do you notice the irony yet? And having gotten a photo from a friend on his first trip to australia of a spider... he was woken by a strange sound and it was a spider eating a bat.
This story was fun. My first time listening to this. I think they were darn lucky they didnt land on Isla Nublar or Isla Sorna. They would have been in serious trouble!!
Of course a kangaroo isn’t armed.
It’s legged.
The odds of a Kangaroo's pouch containing a gun are always low, but never zero.
@@jacobwansleeben Imagine a kangaroo with a poach full of hand grenades digging around then doing it's tailstand and double footed kicking those things at you. Hilarious.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I mean, have you seen a kangaroo’s arm? They are jacked.
"No worries mate, he was asking for it", is probably the most culturally accurate statement ever made by one of these AI engines.
"Not just dangerous, but Australian dangerous..." I burst out laughing.
Fr fr😂😂😂
It's no man's land for a reason, tons actually 😂
@@tattoolovety
“I fear no human, but that thing…”
*points at Australian Man(TM)*
“It scares me…”
@@tattoolovety another name is The Devil's Playground
@@ZergSlayer-dn5zb Said Aussie guys just smiling and waving his hand at the camera
"Run screaming." - student
"A proper response." - Australian teacher
I have no clue how I stumbled onto this, but that story had me hooked the whole way through.
You should watch all the other ones. My favorite is "bring your pet to class day."
@@rhondatrout1360 Oh that one is fun!
Me too I laughed every time a earth creature was mentioned
Ah yes. Quantum lights. Because nothing says "reliable lighting" like having your bulb exist in multiple states simultaneously.
Yea, when I heard that, I was immediately thinking, ah yes, a variation of "put 'Space' in front of everything to make it more scifi".
HAHA I thought yup, sure the bulb is both on and off and not even present all at the same time. Give new meaning to "how many scientists does it take tp change a (quantum) lightbulb?"
@@rafezetter8003 Seven. One to turn off the on light and change the bulb, one to change the bulb without flipping the light switch because it's already off, one to install a new bulb because we don't have any, and four to come up with five hypothesis on how we got into this mess in the first place.
at least when the light breaks, it will be repaired by someone in one of the dimensions it exists in at some point
that is LLMs for you.
"Actively seeks out conflict with animals 100 times there size" thats the honey bager for you😅
The Brazilian Wandering spider, too.
also the spider
dog
Bullet ants.
And they say Humans are too stubborn to die
That professor has some screw looses and max is not helping😂😂😂😂
To be fair, he initially tried to talk them out of it. I guess he just gave up.
@DrivewayToad or it became an entraitainement of sort knowing that their will Always be a challenger
@@madi4642if it were me I would just say famous last words and just say everything is defiantly okay to poke and leave it at that.
"The worst idea since humans invented milk chocolate for dogs" ... best line ever 😆
Loved this. I’m Canadian, we don’t have quite so many deadly organisms, though an average sized grizzly bear can surely do a number on an inattentive hunter. Polar bears are known to have actively hunted people. Wolverines are born with bad attitudes and can chase a grizzly off a found carcass. They get upset at a human, they’ll hunt them down too. One fellow I knew told me the story of going into an abandoned trapper’s cabin and being jumped by a bobcat. They’re not the biggest cat. Once the bobcat realized the door was still open, it ran away. The man, who was not small, said he wasn’t sure why the cat quit…”He was winning!”
I love the idea that Earth is toxic hellscape and that's probably why aliens haven't made contact with us
Just google "oxygen holocaust" for what Earth's athmosphere really is...
Jenkinsverse and Humans-are-spaceorcs - some old concepts and there are many great stories. for the former there is a decent narration on youtube. basically a ~150 episode audiobook.
"The natural disregard for physics that Earth creatures are known for"
Allow me to introduce you to the cat
18:20 "It was then he knew he fucked up." ~~Morgan Freeman 🤣😆😅
🤣🤣👍👍
@@heavy-assault_unit33This was educational, and it was an important lesson indeed lol
For those Not from Australia the Sydney Funnel Web is
1 about the size of the palm of you hand
2 Will a certain times of the year travel around looking foe mates
3 like tight dark places like say shoes
4 Are aggressive if threatened
5 possess a venom which is especially effective against Monkeys
6 There is a readily available anti-venom
And it likes to fight?
Females are slightly smaller than the palm of your hand, but their venom is not that bad. The males are smaller and have highly toxic venom. Also their venom is extremely effective against primates specifically
@@justathought3141 unlike your average Spider, Funnel Webs actively Chase those that fuck with it or step into it’s territory even clinging on to inject more and more venom into your Bloodstream,
As a Australian Myself take some of my Advice don’t fuck with anything in Australia always respect the creatures around you and be careful
That makes me wonder why it's super effective against us
@@Dont_Wanna_Be_Famous_666 Because Australia is a terrible place and it probably says bad things about humanity that we are stubborn enough to live there anyway.
So, anyone wanna talk about how that Funnel Web spider CLEARLY had a vendetta against life itself that day?
Was anyone else waiting for him to pick a fight with the Kangaroo?
"What's it going to do? Kick me?"
*Kangaroo drop kicks his ass and bounces away*
why not a salt water crocodile.
I definitely was 😂
Now that was really funny. I remember training in the North West Australia, Kimberly, we bang our boots every morning. It’s amazing what would fall out.
I wonder how the aliens would react to Camel Spiders and Coconut Spiders. :P
I can guess, from spiders to scorpions to even snakes
Yep, same in Western Kansas & Oklahoma.
@@rhondatrout1360what about coconut crabs?
Camel spiders wouldn't be an issue.
But coconut spiders... Would be lol
I would love to hear a story about a set of new students going to the South American Amazon Rainforest 🤣😂🤣
Absolutely. And show the young earth kids running around barefoot there, too! Hahaha
I'm assuming you mean alien students. :)
Lets see if their defense fields can stop mosquitos and sandflies. 🤣🤣🤣
What about the army ants?
Encountering an eel or piranhas.
Great story.
Even humans fear the Australian outback, but interestingly, Australians have a very healthy fear of the brown and black bear of North America.
@@blueeyeswhitedragon9839 growing up here in Oz we realise that the other plants and animals of our “Deathworld” planet deserve respect, otherwise you are heading for a Darwin Award
@@Mark-ks9jj10 if you actively pick a fight with a polar bear
When it comes to Australian wildlife,one never knows,and since silence is one very large weapon,it literally can creep up onto you,with no notice! Definitely,arrogance/excess pride,always goes before a downfall! Thank you for an interesting take on Earth's biology,and a short course on Australia! Thank you 😇 😊!
Love how the professor just takes it all in step. And max well he is being max.😊😅
What a change... I was getting tired of hearing Chen being the main protagonist in every bloody ham story.
Same it's refreshing for once
that's what happens when you get your cheap chinese ai from temu... 🤤👌
Maybe Chen is a self insert. Someone instruct an AI to write stories using instructions written by someone named Chen. 😉
Ikr...it's frustrating af 😂
Could have been worse. It could have been solving some problems using a coffee machine, paper clip, and god knows what. Heard so many of those stories using a combination of these things by highly caffeinated humans, it’s starting to be one of the most overused tropes ever.
I'm confused at this point. Did the funnel spider exit his armor? Can you imagine if it got loose and started building a funnel next and then have babies? O.O
That's alien nightmare fuel
Holly shitt.... Wait until they know about the real parasite
Fact check: The Funnel web spider is found in the hills and mountain forests of the coastal plain. It'd last no time at all in Central Australia. Also, it's about half the size of a mouse, in other words, for a spider, Freakin' HUGE! In the Outback, you might find Redbacks, about the size of a pea, but capable of ruining your week, but not much more. Get It RIGHT!
I had to relocate a funnel web out of my townhouse many decades ago lol things we take for granted that would make most other humans (& aliens shit themselves)
@@Mark-ks9jj Another fun fact: Apparently Funnelweb venom is only deadly to humans and other primates...it won't bother your dog at all! No, I haven't tested that...
It's probably LLM-generated, so a story machine like that will get several things wrong.
For fun critters in the outback, try Inland Taipan instead. Now that's a way to have a bad day!
@@Damoinion Yep. Found a Coastal Taipan under my bed once...by touching it!
im surprised Max didnt mention that some animals are actually armed. like the pistol shrimp or the crab that likes to hold stinging sponges they like to use as boxing gloves
He said they dont need to be armed, not that they couldn
speaking of armed they should show a certain cute small blue slug that uses neurotoxic stingers as clothes
Max: Presentation on Blue Ring Octopi (spelled as: Doctor Pie) lol
Add in: Inland Taipan, Stonefish and Cone Shell for light entertainment.
@@Damoinion Why not go further and add the entire species of wasps just to make the students slowly question their own life and timeline
Alien teacher "now students we have been to the Australian outback id like to show you a historical video of with a human named Steve Irwin"
This is so very much a fun story; especially the end area. Ever find a Brown Recluse Spider in your shoe? I did.
3 years later that area is sunken and very sensitive.
My ex has a hole in her right thigh about an inch in diameter and a quarter inch deep where they had to core out the meat to remove the effected tissue. Nasty.
I'd love to see the aliens' reaction to large snakes, alligators, and amusement parks.
I never thought of Amusement parks. Humans obsession with adrenaline rushes. A tiny speck of the insanity of hearing its a small world over and over again
@@paulacornelison243 our salt water crocs beat alligators hands down for size and predatory instincts lol don’t go swimming in the tropical north in the ocean or rivers or you WILL end up as lunch.
@@Mark-ks9jjlargest American alligator on official record is 19.2 feet long, just 1.1 feet shorter then the biggest salt water crocodile on record.
reason why most american alligators are small now is because we hunted all the big boys down for over a century. we forced them to rapidly adapt to where only the smaller members of the spicies that survived passed their Gene's on and the population is slowly becoming smaller for each individual gators size.
though their is the optional New York gators that may or may not exist in the extensive mostly ill explored now sewer system. homeless people go missing down their all the time with no explanation and no bodies ever found.
I like how earth is just the Australia of the Galaxy😂😂😂
Australia that was really dumping them in at the deep end, fun story though
Australia is simply test ground of god, where all prototypes were dumped.
Would have been safer in places like North America
Ooh! A Deathworld field trip story where the human ISNT encouraging it! That’s different.
Would you like to go to an Australian nature reserve? Knowing human declared war and lost againts birds there?
@@mariox204Australia. One place most humans take one look at and run in the opposite direction
Professor Kathorax should tell them about the New York Rat. Let them know to just offer the rats pizza and they'll be best buds in no time. Just make sure the pizza is from an authentic Italian-American pizza joint, so as not to offend the rats.
A few years ago, I saw a video on RUclips about NYC rats in a subway station (the metro and not the eatery), and there was one rat that went to and fro at the door of each train that had stopped, until it had picked the underground line it liked, and boarded the wagon. - This proved to me, that New York rats know not only how to ride on metro trains, but also which line to pick.
The scary thing is NYC rats are as smart as crows.
I have to admit this was extremely entertaining & inventive!
Good story, very amusing especially the ending.
The unconscious guy on the ground looks human to me.
It may have been an alien Shapeshifter.
26:40 I was already crying it hurt laughin before "Earth ... cos 4 billion years of evolutionary arms race of everything trying to kill everything else, and they are really realy good at it..."
Oh, the possibilities for stories like this! Let's see...Black Mamba, Komodo Dragons, Blue Frogs, Black Widow, Brown Recluse...the list goes on and on. Feel free to add to this short list. 😜🤪😝
At least the Brown Recluse is less dangerous than the Funnelweb. They both like to hide and has different ways of attacking prey.
This list is incomplete you can help by expanding it.
Poison dart frog, Blue-ringed octopus, Box jellyfish...
Funnel web spider bingo red back eastern brown snake and taipan plus the various deadly sea snakes we have on the Barrier Reef
lets go with something cute but deadly like koala, platypus or apparently damn moles from what i found out maybe 10minutes ago
Has anyone noticed that whenever the AI starts to talk about Max, the only human, it never uses the words he or her like it does when referring to the aliens?
This is just to show how far a teacher will take students to prove a point.😅
If their reactions to a spider was anything to go by, then imagine the reactions to mosquitoes, and honey badgers. 🤣
I think Professor K'Thorax just likes to scare his Students just for his own amusement.
Bring a NORMAL Pacific octopus, and show just how thoroughly excellent they are at escaping containers, including unscrewing jar lids from the inside.
I know it isnt exactly what these stories are about but id love to see how Aliens react to the Trolley Problem.
These spiders are naughty but here they gave me a good laugh.
The more I learn about earth, the more I agree with the statement earth is a class 13 death world lol
I suppose. I just don't understand where the idea comes from that most aliens in these are frail and weak and stuff.
Is there some theory behind this logic? Or is it just a HFY staple?
@@halflife103 Idea is that aliens are so advanced in technology, that they regressed in their natural resilience. As you noticed in this story, alien had very advanced combat armor and was confident, that some spider won't be an issue. In other such stories, aliens long switched to consuming nutrient paste, so even something as mild, as garlic, will be considered toxic compound.
@@halflife103 part of it comes from the fact that well - earth is kinda dangerous and the gravity is right on the brink of being too strong for things like powered flight or rocketry.
And it is just a nice idea that live-bearing planets in general are just "nicer" to live and that we are not in the middle or the weak side for once. Cause it is rather easy to imagine a less brutal world where dangerous creatures are a tiny minority, where there is less tectonic activity, more abundant oxygen and fauna - such a place would be more likely than earth to develop sentient herbivores.
At least it wasnt a black widow spider😅
I've been bitten by one. Other than a mild allergic reaction and erratic heartbeat they don't affect you too badly.
Apparently every single member of the Prometheus expedition skipped this particular class...
It's not a horror movie, if characters do not act like absolute morons.
Yeah, lets all ignore the guy from the dangerous place when he says this particular region is too dangerous
I nearly peed myself laughing at this
Oh god I couldnt stop laughing at this. 100% enjoyed this
NOOOOO We're the Australia of the Milky Way
I was hoping they’d get some info about how strong a kangaroo’s legs are lol
On one side I’m disappointed dude didn’t fight a kangaroo
On the other bro would have actually died
Honestly i liked this one, its not completely glazing humans and its showing all the BS WE GOTTA DEAL WITH ON THIS ROCK
Welp, a field trip to Australia as your first visit to earth? What could go wrong?
Too bad they didn't experience the dynamite tree of the Amazon Rainforest. That thing will shoot venomous spikes at 70 meters per second.
@@nathanielhill8156 I didn't know that. that's scary
@@nathanielhill8156 debatably would be the much more harsher option for a first field trip lol
The amazon rainforest is dubbed "Green Hell" for a reason
@@nathanielhill8156 That's fascinating and scary.
Going to australia yes please sign this death paper of resonsability please
A week in Florida or a week in Australia? Full experience of their version of fun no hiding in hotels.
25:08 would have been funnier if the spider just popped out again
I love this kind of videos XD great work
Enjoyed this one
Why always Australia? Why not Mexico, Africa, Japan, America? It’s always Australia, let another country have a spot light
Because Australia is far more dangerous than the other places on your list.
I mean why can t we focus on POSITIVE aspects of Earth instead of the dangerous ones.
Also, here’s a scenario:
A.) You hear a women scream in a city at night, she’s getting mugged by someone.
B.) You hear a woman scream in the countryside, you just ran into a Mountain Lion doing her mating call.
Because it’s a hell of a lot funnier.
@@doctorcorvus1319because it’s funnier to have a fuck around and find out scenario. But that’s just my personal opinion.
Australia really❔️ That's a little over the top😅
i'm still trying to figure out why australia is so feared. sure they have lots of spiders, snakes, and guys fighting crocs. well sounds the same as amercia, brazil, all of south amercia and at least the snakes there don't swallow you whole after you get squeezed. just because you can't beat a lot of birds you claim everything is tough.
It’s perfect as we have the most deadly spiders, snakes, octopus etc than the rest of the world lol
@@Mark-ks9jjand people lol. Never fuck with an Aussie in shorts.
Plus you have sand worms those things are disgusting
@@GnasherGear Make great bait for beach fishing & deep sea as well however.. lol
Here I was hoping he would touch The Agony Bush™
The moment the student wanted a field trip to Australia I knew people would die.
Australia is like Texas, everything is trying to kill you. 😂
Keep all writing
This one was particularly comical
Use of the wildlife of australia absolutely excellent
You know they're Unofficial anthem says it all
Don't try to fight the animals or find the capital you are on your own
An Australian friend put it to me this way: The Australian wildlife can be divided into three categories. Dangerous, poisonous, or sheep... and we're still not sure about the sheep...
Nice story!
This was soooo good!
Ah yes. The "Earth's DREATURES"
oh my god, this story was so funny I was literally laughing out loud at different parts
After seeing what a funnel web spider, I now realize why the human didn't want to go!
And now the rest of the universe is scared of spiders.
Wait til he learns about the Brazilian Wandering Spider, the Deathstalker Scorpion, the Inland Taipan, the Stonefish, the Golden Dart Frog, and the Irukandji Box Jellyfish. 💀
This is why we haven’t seen any aliens set up camp
If the students thing THATS bad just wait until they actually see how certain types of bugs swarm other bugs
A lesson everyone learns in Australia when it comes to wildlife: Don’t muck with it.
And if you do, have your will ready. Or at least industrial strength painkillers
This was a very funny story. It even had real life application. Strange but very interesting.
That was really fun, with some truly funny jokes! 🤣
7:45 play the clip of a guy punching a kangaroo cause it attacked his kid
Even death comes in 'fun size' packages...'Nuff said.
as an australian i can confirm that our country is a class 13 deathworld sub class Keter
I had a feeling that it was gonna be the sydney funnel web! Those things are tiny but have potent enough venom to kill several adult men in 1 bite
I just thought of the idea to show alien students casual geographic
Very good story with great ending
You are right camel spiders bite and jump with speed. In South America there is a tree spider and when its venom gets into your body you’ll know what it feels like to have your blood on fire. I’ve never been in more pain and constance electrical shock.
A Blue Ringed Doctor Pie. I kinda like that.
A Goliath Bird-eater might be a good subject. A cute little tropical Tarantula.
I hate how so many of these stories paint australia as some incredibly dangerous place. Australia is no more dangerous than any other place on earth. The myth of australia being especially dangerous stems from a very simple root: Non-australians, especially europeans being unfamiliar with the wildlife in australia. There's also that so much of the wildlife is poisonous and/or venomous which is very scary to many people.
2 words: Drop Bears.
"The myth of australia being especially dangerous ...... so much of the wildlife is poisonous and/or venomous "
Yeah..... do you notice the irony yet?
And having gotten a photo from a friend on his first trip to australia of a spider... he was woken by a strange sound and it was a spider eating a bat.
Even the Sun is actively tryna kill you in Australia
great
I like this story.😎👍
perfect
Love it makes an Aussie laugh
This story was fun. My first time listening to this. I think they were darn lucky they didnt land on Isla Nublar or Isla Sorna. They would have been in serious trouble!!
That was quite entertaining lol
Now we just wait until humans bring back the dinosaurs
Everything said about Australian creatures is correct
This was fun to read.