Fluffy follows wooden ship -> wooden ship go to other lost dimensions -> the denizens there investigate wooden ship -> Fluffy says "Mine! No touch! Get your own stickthrower!"
No no no.. it's very obviously a cruiser. A very capable military vessel. Right? With these shock troopers everywhere you call "Tourists" they've effectively dismantled our defense construction work. In short we need you and your fine military vessel to please... maybe... help defend our planets? We'll welcome your troops on every one of these planets and perhaps even can arrange multiple cruisers for defense purposes to station nearby? Captain - (mental note, inform military ship with Cujo to visit their enemy space)
Oh, no, no, no. Fluffy is absolutely dangerous. He just wants to eat and play when he's not hungry. And humans are happy to oblige, especially if someone is being an arse. Just wait until Fluffy has babies.
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Okay, three great things about this story. First, the "tourist army"! Hilarious! Second, clever use of the dimensional concept. And third, of *course* we domesticated the Lovecraftian Entity!
Part 2, we brought Fluffy to meet your friends now he has to go on a diet... oh and ambassador the military can't wait to meet you and show off their ships. They get sad and call us damned tourists when we let fluffy have all the fun
Who's a good boy? You're a good boy! Want another treat? Oh my, that's a big metal warship coming right for us. ... Who's a good boy? You're a good boy. Full after that one are you?
So, humans basically sic an entire extra-dimensional eldritch being at their enemies. I'm surprised the Renthan Ambassador didn't suffer an existential crisis. Addendum: Is this the greatest "if dangerous, why friend shaped?"
LMAO I can just see the wooden ship firing off a few wood pillars out into space for Fluffy to chase and bring back, Fluff is good boi. Malgrog ship wtf is that too late it tears apart the ship then lets the Void fish eat the left over metal.
This is the first time I've watched your video and I'm very impressed! Well done, and I look forward to watching more extremely well done videos! Did not expect this quality at all!
Thank God, a good, no a great human reading a great story. Thank You Agro! I just got done with another bad, no a horrible, AI read story with bad speech to text and errors.
Missed the last few uploads, too busy with a couple of jobs, Nice to see you got your voice back, the lives are fun but I missed the stories, voice sounds as good as ever! Good story, any idea when you're gonna be able to get back to some of the series on your other channel?
The Malgrogs weren't overly smart transposing to a dimension they didn't know how to survive in. Oh well. Good boy Fluffy! Care to go on a little trip?
I love the fluffy storry. Already heard it on another chanel, i think, but loved to hear it again :-) Also good to have you back, and to hear your voice is doing ok. :-)
Also a ship made out of glass would also work! Silica isn't quiet metal . transitionary at best and that's what most of their viewport windows are probably made of. That be beautiful.
Interesting how many animals like humans. Even some of the most ferocious and solitary will be tamed by some human or other. My mother in law (RIP) was one who seemed to befriend any animal almost immediately. She once had a pet opossum. If you know anything about opossums, you would understand. Even plants just grew better as she tended them. I'm probably the only animal she never could tame, but she always spoke well of me.
That is a thought, what if everything lives in three dimensions, but that which we call ghosts and spectors and poltergeist, only share 1 or 2 dimensions with us...
Thanks for another wonderfully read story. I am however not a fan of the music. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if it was (much) lower. I need to focus now to listen (and unfortunately I have a chronic condition that leave me with a very limited amount of concentration.)
Fluffy follows wooden ship -> wooden ship go to other lost dimensions -> the denizens there investigate wooden ship -> Fluffy says "Mine! No touch! Get your own stickthrower!"
Earth to the Malgrog, "Cease hostilities now, or we will send our pet after you."
Never underestimate humanity's beast taming abilities. You find a crazy enough bastard and we'll train a Xenomorph to tap dance!
It’s crazy how the captain just said “hey see that interdemensional monstrosity yeah that’s our pet he’s a good boi”
“Economic shock troops” = “tourists” 🤣😂🤣
Best description I've heard.
Who's a good Eldritch being? That's right, you're the bestest nightmare.
lol
😁🥰
Imagine thinking that we couldn't take our pets wherever we want, Fluffy truly is the goodest of boys
Fluffy is the goodest boi!
Beat me to it.
Indeed
Give him a belly rub.
The very, very bestest. ❤ 😊
All the headpats.
Ah human pack bonding at its finest
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger...
@@PartytimeYOLOwhat can but doesn’t kill you is friend.
Fluffy is the Clifford the big red dog of the HFY universe.
i love the cruise ship idea as a parable.
No no no.. it's very obviously a cruiser. A very capable military vessel. Right? With these shock troopers everywhere you call "Tourists" they've effectively dismantled our defense construction work. In short we need you and your fine military vessel to please... maybe... help defend our planets? We'll welcome your troops on every one of these planets and perhaps even can arrange multiple cruisers for defense purposes to station nearby?
Captain - (mental note, inform military ship with Cujo to visit their enemy space)
One of the alphabet agencies I worked for troops called us tourists
Humanity found an Eldritch pet.
All of the stories are entertaining but some of them have fantastic sci-fi details. The dimensional triads. Those are epic.
❤🧡💙🖤💥 fluffy brings back the stick 🤣👍👍 what a cool story
He did say that they taught Fluffy how to fetch.
For the Author, For the Narrator, For the Algo, and for Fluffy, who is such a good boy, yes he is.. yes he IS!!!
I am sitting here and YT tha decided that the best ad would be puppy adoption, showing a fluffy little doggo. For once a good ad YT.
Great to see you back, Squirrel! And with another great story!
C'htulu is a big ole puppy!
Bah, Fluffy ain't dangerous, he's just misunderstood...
Oh, no, no, no. Fluffy is absolutely dangerous. He just wants to eat and play when he's not hungry. And humans are happy to oblige, especially if someone is being an arse. Just wait until Fluffy has babies.
He also likes music.
I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates 🎉
We love the fluffy. For the story! for the algorithm!
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Okay, three great things about this story. First, the "tourist army"! Hilarious! Second, clever use of the dimensional concept. And third, of *course* we domesticated the Lovecraftian Entity!
Fluffy!!!! Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
I have listened to must be 100 stories by now, and the punchline for Fluffy was one of the best delivered
You have weapons you say?.. We have a . "Fluffy".
Fluffy= overgrown void predator turned space puppy. I love it!
Great story; Excellent narration! Fluffy is the bestest boi!!!
Fluffy, what a cool name for a cross between a jelly fish and a spawn of Cthulhu about 100 times the size of a big dreadnought...
Hope there's a part 2 to this
Part 2, we brought Fluffy to meet your friends now he has to go on a diet... oh and ambassador the military can't wait to meet you and show off their ships. They get sad and call us damned tourists when we let fluffy have all the fun
Definitely want a part 2 👍😂😂😂
Warfare has never been so adorable since the invention of the Cat a pult
Dude, this is sadistic. The dog chases sticks, not cats
fluffy is a good boy ^-^!
the goodest boi!
A thoroughly enjoyable story told in a thoroughly enjoyable manner.
The first playthrough where we decided to not call him "Bubbles"
Thank you, I needed a good laugh this morning.
So we basically teach an Eldritch entity to play fetch… Yep, that sounds about right
Who's a good boy?
You're a good boy!
Want another treat?
Oh my, that's a big metal warship coming right for us.
...
Who's a good boy?
You're a good boy.
Full after that one are you?
"O" We can! Read so beautifully. Keep up the good work.
Ah, nothing like a good dose of awesomeness and wholesomeness to improve my afternoon. Amusing 👍 .
Background ambiance sound is way better in this one, not so invasive as before. I could really appreciate the funny story. Thanks a lot!
I guess I'll take Fluffy for en enthusiastic walk.
Alucard is that you?
@DeathclawJedi Anderson! It's been only two days, but it feels like years!
@@HeliumNitrogenTantalumIodine Good to see you you filthy Heathen! 😆
@@HeliumNitrogenTantalumIodine And you... i wanna say Logan?! (Anderson what´s this guys name?) 😁
@@DarkT-Sama Grrrrr.
Glad you are healed and back. Loving what you do. Please keep it up.
Ok, ok, that one got an actual laugh out of me! It was fun and entirely unexpectedly humorous. Very clever. Thumbs up.
I have heard this story from others...... BUT YOURS IS THE EST TELLING....... KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK
I'd love to see "Fluffy's Day Out"
This needs a part two. Welcome back!
This is one of the funniest stories I've heard in a long time.
Well Done!
For funny, great writers and narrators who's the best ever 💐⭐⭐💐
For the skwerl
For the rythm that is algo
For the attack catapilliars
Don't mess with the fluffies... :)
What a delightful story!!! Love it :)
Thanks for the reading
Good to have you back!. Love how you read the stories.
So, humans basically sic an entire extra-dimensional eldritch being at their enemies. I'm surprised the Renthan Ambassador didn't suffer an existential crisis.
Addendum: Is this the greatest "if dangerous, why friend shaped?"
thoroughly enjoyable story about a completely different ecosystem
thanks for the narration and it's good to hear you sir
LMAO I can just see the wooden ship firing off a few wood pillars out into space for Fluffy to chase and bring back, Fluff is good boi. Malgrog ship wtf is that too late it tears apart the ship then lets the Void fish eat the left over metal.
for the algo
for the likes
for the good boy Fluffy
and
for whatever we might discover next
This is the first time I've watched your video and I'm very impressed! Well done, and I look forward to watching more extremely well done videos! Did not expect this quality at all!
Hahaha brilliant story brilliant narrations thank you.
Good story. Enjoyed it. Thanks.
We live in 4 dimensions, length, width, height, and time.
Turning an eldritch horror into a pet and naming it "Fluffy" is a very human thing to do
Praise the Good Boi!!!
Hail the Author!
Hail the no longer disembodied Narrator!
Algorithm be pleased.
All the goodest boys are always named Fluffy or Princess or Zathor, devourer of worlds....
That really tickled the old funny bone lol
Another quality story from you, good sir.
Thank God, a good, no a great human reading a great story.
Thank You Agro!
I just got done with another bad, no a horrible, AI read story with bad speech to text and errors.
Missed the last few uploads, too busy with a couple of jobs,
Nice to see you got your voice back, the lives are fun but I missed the stories, voice sounds as good as ever! Good story, any idea when you're gonna be able to get back to some of the series on your other channel?
The Malgrogs weren't overly smart transposing to a dimension they didn't know how to survive in. Oh well. Good boy Fluffy! Care to go on a little trip?
Glad you have recovered
Whose a good eldritch horror. Yes you are! You are such a good boy.
Long live Fluffy, the best Boi. 😁
Look on RUclips for Gloria Balsam's track "Fluffy". This version didn't say Fluffy DIDN'T have tentacles or was several light-seconds across....
Light seconds across😮
Are you saying Fluffy is a Sun-sized space killer whale?
...
HOW BIG IS THE STICK THEN?
So glad you’re healthy and back
Bravo that won had me laughing maniacally the whole time
Great story
I love the fluffy storry. Already heard it on another chanel, i think, but loved to hear it again :-)
Also good to have you back, and to hear your voice is doing ok. :-)
awesome idea!
Love it, another great one
Hmm so the Renthan do not understand tourisim, and tourists.
Well at least the Central Government doesn't.
Fluffy is such a Good Boi!
Also a ship made out of glass would also work! Silica isn't quiet metal . transitionary at best and that's what most of their viewport windows are probably made of. That be beautiful.
That or artificial gemstones. You would just have to have some enclosed areas so anyone with fear of open spaces could travel in comfort.
Interesting how many animals like humans. Even some of the most ferocious and solitary will be tamed by some human or other. My mother in law (RIP) was one who seemed to befriend any animal almost immediately. She once had a pet opossum. If you know anything about opossums, you would understand. Even plants just grew better as she tended them.
I'm probably the only animal she never could tame, but she always spoke well of me.
Good one!
Loved it!
Thank you for the video.
Excellent to see ya narrator glad to see ya feeling better 😊
Fluffy IS the bestest boy.
Now I´m just sad that Fluffy didn´t have a friend until we met him
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
That is a thought, what if everything lives in three dimensions, but that which we call ghosts and spectors and poltergeist, only share 1 or 2 dimensions with us...
FEAR humanities pack bonding.
For the Agro-rythm!
Welcome back!
FLUFFY IS A GOOD BOY!
Excellent Sir excellent I say again
I adore fluffy ❤
Thanks for another wonderfully read story.
I am however not a fan of the music. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if it was (much) lower. I need to focus now to listen (and unfortunately I have a chronic condition that leave me with a very limited amount of concentration.)
I wonder how exactly we made friends with fluffy
Lesson learned: human term for their economic shock troops is "tourists".
aaaahhh, ain't fluffy sweet 😂
0:03 He didn't say the thing right....RAGHHHHH
The xenos misinterpreted the interstellar equivalent of a yacht cruise for a military operation kek