SNAKE THE BEST
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- Опубликовано: 2 янв 2019
- SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!
This character is by far one of the dumbest characters in Smash Bros history. Imagine pressing the B button and trading with every move in the game from that moment forward. Yeah, but Snake sucks, right?
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Игры
fans: "man it's so sad that bomberman is only an assist trophy"
snake: "what do you mean, i'm right here"
I don't see him, I only see an innocent cardboard box
Bananas for LOL HK THE Cardboard box, every single one is unique, treat them with care, treat the cardboard box and it'll treat you
@@zitronenwasser best advice 2k19
I only see a box boi
I have brawl.
What if you wanted to go to heaven but God said "There!".
Best quote.
But tbh if you heard "There!" There's a good chance of you going to heaven soon
@@Shorkii. only dogs go to heaven
-Kay what's wrong with cats
God turns out to be snake
Turv philosophy is best philosophy
You got your Nairs, your Dair, Fair, Bair and up air.
But only Snake has a Thair.
MegaLCRO nice
I'm gonna miss this series now that Travis is good enough to not get annihilated by Jacob
And snake doesnt fair
DaJaanichu you b-airly got it
yeah my puns are top teir, they just aren't f-air
i d-air you to subscribe to alpha if u haven't
And Ike has a aeth-air
Wii Fit Trainer: “Let’s stretch our legs.”
Snake and Ganondorf: *stretches legs furiously*
Wii Fit Trainer: *RAGEQUITS* (because even she isn't that much flexible or THICC as Snake)
@@George_Bulkin Metal Thicc Solid
I'm trying to sneak around but I'm too Dummy Thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards!
*Pillar Men theme intensifies*
@@gloriousbeast2548 *AWAKEN, MY SMASHERS*
Snake is truly the character for intellectuals. His bandana is only for covering his massive galaxy brain.
No it’s for infinite ammo.
It had a hurt box in Brawl
@@ranya5456
I believe this statement
@@MarioLuigi0404 finally someone gets it.
how else he can use infinite grenades?
Snake is "big brain plays": the character.
When even the guy playing Snake isn't 100% sure how he killed you, you know you have a good character.
So...
What about in real life?
a
More a solid character
@@athenam4410 how did you get away with this with only one like
@@requiem5206 33 now :3
When you fight snake you see one man, but, i C4
Under rated comment man. Nice
Is that hellsing ultimate abridged reference?
@@mm-gy5ir yes, yes it is
Hello sir penwood.
Yes
_I’m sorry, but Killer Queen has already touched the stage._
*Switch ON*
**CLICK*
Man I would like to see someone mod smash so they make snake look like Kira
@@punishedweeb3588 Or killer queen
Snake = killer queen
Ahhh fffff
messed up audio at 7:05 but no reupload, I'll proudly hold the L
WHOOPS
Whoops
oof
Should've just said ''my b'' but whatever
WOOPS
Take the L fortnite dance
Bayonetta is envious of Snake’s legs flexibility.
As is Zero Suit Samus.
@@True-Awkwardness lol not in her games....
Pretty much everyone is jealous
GREG, LORD OF ALL ELEMENTS BOI nobody can resist the snake booty
@@ukari-sama9893 i believe it's called the snooty
When a snake setup goes exactly as planned: *"I-I did it...! It activated!!!*
@Aiden Scott hatsudou shitazoooooo
KILLA QUEEN! BITES ZA DUSTO
5:58
Pliskin: Look, I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box.
I bullied my friend for 3 minutes with that (he plays king k) I was crying with laughter.
OF-3 Kainoa YOU should come inside the box. Then you'll know what I mean.
Plissken is why I main snake
@@dazeo4393 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
5:23 "What if you died and tried to go to Heaven, but God said "THERE?" That had me dying
..and then he dies on C4 right after. XD
@@deoxysandmew2162 yeah bruh lmao
What if you died and God said "You're gonna extract HIM?"
and then god said "There"
And then God hits you with the C4 and stage-spikes you against the Pearly Gates straight into Hell
Snake: *Uses C4 to get back to the stage*
Snake main: I DID IT! IT ACTIVATED!
Ender, Ace of Spades no he just says “THERE”
Never before have I heard a more genius idea
@@KenjTheSnek Did you miss the joke?
jake kals did you miss mine?
It seems to me that you were trying to correct the OP with the original voice line
0:08
Me, a year ago: The heck is this?
Me, after I watched jojo: Oh my god i get it now
Same LMAO
There are two parts of every person’s life.
Before Jojo, and After Jojo.
Sean Bird you sir are wrong there is a third... during jojo
Killer queen has already touch snakes down b
Lmao same
Stand: Killer Queen
Stand Master: Solid Snake
@Debasser yes
Thats the best jojo villian
@Debasser yes
Solid Snake and his stand 「SNAKE EATER」
Ability: allows Snake to blend in with his surroundings and, if he’s using conventional methods of stealth, renders him almost completely invisible. Alone this may not seem very helpful in a battle, but paired with the user’s skills in espionage and assassination this stand is deadly
Stats:
Power: N/A
Speed: N/A
Precision: N/A
Durability: N/A
Range: N/A
Potential: A
@@marshmallowallen5677 you forgot he can make explode everything he touches
[ Stand Name: C4 ]
[ Stand User: Big Boss ]
[ Stand Cry: "There!" ]
You misspelled KILLA QUEEN
Giorno Giovanna KIRA QUEEN*
C4C
@@user-ng6cu1ds6b Shut up, I know it's killer queen, but Kira Yoshikage's voice actor pronounces it "KILLA QUEEN!"
@@corvocorvus9982 Also one thing you can tell from each Snake is *THERE* clothing Naked Snake has a eye patch and a green bandana Solid Snake has a blue bandana.
snake: strecthes legs out
*bayonetta will remember that*
Taesian stretches*
😏
Damn
Kira’s stretches before he sleeps
“ONION TURTLE”-Travis 2018
Jude Shotwell he even said it at 4:20
Don't want to be that guy but this video was uploaded in 2019
Theo M it was probably recorded in 2018
Alpharad, you only use 3 moves to kill:
Up tilt
Up air
Mine
Hey! That joke is MINE
Side B too
*FORWARD AERIAL*
@@utterclown1580 you mean it is THERE!s.
'I'll blow up and pretend I know nobody'...
Basically Kira Yoshikages character motive in a nutshell
And the thumbnail is Snake as Kira.
Well, actually, its deadly (queen)
*Killer Snake has no weaknesses*
Do I need to subscribe to you or something? I see you literally everywhere.
Except for Snake Killers
*Sheer Snake Attack
Somebody call an ambulance it’s the only way
Poop Lover how about snake eaters?
Even a year later I never get tired of hearing Turv just yell "WHAT?!" lmao
Ok, so I'm sitting here, 8/17/19, rewatching this and I find that the sound files got corrupted at 6:47. anybody else?
yes
sounds like ganon to me
Yeah, it's pretty weird.
Yeah
Yeah
C4 is just angry play-doh.
This is a criminally underrated comment
Nah that's C3
Nah that's Deadly Queen
@@agrathaorangehoo8239 Nah that's Killer Queen
@@leoleo4469 she's a killer
quEEEEEN
"His main goal is to blow up" I have so much respect for you for making this joke.
Lose that respect cause Turvis said it earlier in the video but it was muffled by the music.
Awesomeguy558 and act like he don’t know nobody
I love the jojo references every where...
It makes me feel alive
This comment is gold
FIGHTING GOLD
What about NOW
🔥
As a wise man once said...
"What a beautiful dewang, *Chew* " - koshigage yira
It's the greatest high
"We make noble sacrific- I just made the wrong one"
Snake just wants to live q quiet life.
Gio Fool and get his 9 hours of sleep
Unironically what he wanted by the end of 4. I would also watch the fuck out of a post MGS4 slice of life anine
He had it for a while with 50 huskes until he was called for a mission
"Live *q* quiet life"
FIX DAT!
chew
8:23 Turvis after getting killed: "You wanna know how I know the internet is always right? Because I'm on the internet, and I'm always right."
I love you Turvis.
*Psycho Mantis?*
If Turv is the Internet then he’s monsoon
Psycho mantis can only read your mind if you are player one and not player two
"Ho! My stand 'S O L I D U S N A K U' has already touched that platform!"
When you win as Snake, another one BITES ZA DUSTO!
Okay Okay I get the pun. You don't have to shout it at me
Solid snakes has already placed that c4
PIKMIN THROW THE C4 AWAY NANII
I don't know snake looks like a pretty solid character
well arent you proud of yourself.
i sEe wHaT u dID tHeRE!?!?!
"You're pretty good
@@dakotahjohnson3491, NOW!
BITCH
The supreme irony of a Stealth Game character limited to explosives and CQC.
The supreme irony of an anti-war war game protagonist blowing the shit out of everybody.
*Ironic* huh?
Come on man, can't a clone go nuclear once in a while?
Nothing is more stealthy then leaving no witnesses
@@kenpe8295 Just like all anti-war ideas"peace keeping forces and nuclear deterrence"
Doc: All you do is just blow everything up!
Snake: (OBLITERATES Doc's face w/ rocket launcher) Do what now?
Stand- Solid snake
Stand ability- C4, NOW!!!
Stand user: Solid Snake
Stand name: [ C 4 ]
Sand battle cry: THERE
Stand name: *KILLER QUEEN*
Words cannot explain how happy this thumbnail makes me
Did you make it?
*BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN!*
KILLER QUEEN
I main snake in super smash brothers crusade, so I’m pleased
Blaze Wolf not cause of the jojo’s reference?
"I'm looking at his ass!" best quote
Th essence of Metal Gear Solid right there
"Killing your onion turtle" Best quote of 2019 so far
“I think I’m cross-eyed from playing this game”
What if you wanted to go to Heaven, but God said, "There!"
Investing Book Summaries
behold: Joseph Joestar
no matter how much you pay attention, he always does something you never see
I'm 99% he's Kira, since he blows everything up, but is meant for stealth.
KILA QUEEN! BITE ZA DUSTO!
Getting yourself blown up with your own sticky bomb is actually the optimal move in most situations...
Also, this video taught me that you can drop the neutral B grenade in place by shielding.
Box only, Final Destination.
Challen-
Uhh
Umm
Cha
Cha
Hmm 🤔
Challenge excepted
My name is -Yoshikage Kira- Solid Snake. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Epic
Oh, really?
@@reidepperson8534 oh hello solid snake what are you doing here?
Oh, hello
@Liezuli Excuse me did you just say that Snake doesn't smoke?
I love how Turv is trying to change the subject, and Jacob just destroys him
4:19 I didn’t know turvis watched smosh
Shame that Snake probably won’t be in any more games unless Nintendo releases another Smash title....
Why you gotta ruin my day like that?
Snake... had a hard life.
I mean they did MG3 on 3DS
@@Afterburnist Which was before this game, yeah... so?
Also, Snake isn't even in that game...
Do you want Konami to fuck up metal gear even more?
* Sees the thumbnail *
*Is that a JoJo reference*
*Killer Queen has already touched the doorknob*
I only realized rewatching this for like the 4th time, but the music playing in the background is Kira's theme from Eyes of Heaven.
JOSUUUUUUKEEEEEE
Third Bomb: Bite za Dusto!
Kochi act three three freeze jojo
*Cue the JoJokes*
*when the c4 has been on the floor for too long and the enemy finally lines up within the c4's blast radius*
Enemy: "kept you waiting huh?"
Snake:*clic* THERE
6:29
Turv: I love the slap slap to spontaneous combustion combo that's my fave thing peach does in this game
Me: THAT'S DAISY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Close enough
They're the same
@@lunnihyre4215 they are *slightly* different
@@Cera_01 I mean technically but only visually.
@@lunnihyre4215 nah daisy's turnips have different knockback angles on some variants
Smash Community(Leffen): Snake is bad, low tier
Snake: * wins the first smash ult major * *THERE*
beastboss2001 lol
The issue is that the gap between a good snake and a bad snake is actually ridiculous. Cause I've played against good and bad friends (who usually, it's at least somewhat close), and with one, I get three stocks and barely lose percent because they keep missing the weird attacks or blowing themselves up, with another, I actually can't move, or have to have my shield held down, less I get hit by one of the 80 explosives surrounding me.
@@Endershock1678 i guess that true There is a big difference of someone who good or try to be good at least decent with snake then someone who absolutely just play the because he exist
@@Endershock1678 I wouldn’t call that an issue, I’d call that a high skill ceiling and high risk with high reward
What’s funnier is that he spent over an hour trying to get snake achievement from 5.0 in classic.
lmao did it first try
That is how he learned to play snake
>when you don't understand that you don't have to start at 5.0
Can I Just say that I luv your profile pic
Turv, “Onion turtle”
We all live for the greatest speeches
Me sees thumbnail
“IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE”
*( sees _anything_ )
Always has been
Snake just wants to live a quiet life
Yes, he has been through a lot
Is that a M e t a l G e a r R e f e r e n c e ?
NOT IF HE KEEPS SAYING "THERE"
Beat me to it
he does.
@9:07
There are monsters, dragons and a goddess in this game but snake is the only person that can shoot a rocket launcher point blank in the ground at a grenade and walk away.
Snake is a badass.
This is a game where you play as
Legendary Warriors
Marty, Link, Samus, Cloud, Ryu, etc.
Monsters
Bowser, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, etc
As well as
Plumbers, Spacemen, Racers/Bounty Hunters, Ninjas, Gods, Angels, Villagers
And a soldier who snaps necks
Dang I spelled Marth’s name wrong
@@partialbullet2215 k rick and morty is in smash then
@@partialbullet2215 I mean there's Samus and that fecking Dragon which also aren't cartoony or anime-like
this is literally the only "the best" video where the character is a top tier
I love how the music used is Kira's theme from EoH
"What does Snake even do??"
"HiS mAiN gOaL iS tO bLoW uP--"
aNd ThEn AcT LiKe I dOn'T kNoW nObOdYYYY
Bites za dusto
lmao
* chain chomp noises*
* chatter teeth *
*Chain chomp noise*
Killer Queen has already touched the like button.
why are you everywher e
You like smash bros?
i just love how i made the exact same jojoke just 12 minutes later
yare yare daze
hi
I love how, when most people get killed by c4, they ask more “when?” than “how?”
Travis: dies at 130 to a smash attack
Also Travis: *what*
Alpha: Watch out.
Snake: There! *Beep*
Turv: WHAT!?!
*BOOM!*
6:11 btw
Alpha: Omae wa, mo shinderu *Beep*
Turv: NANI??!
6:11
Subtitles
You can’t just put the whole video in the comments, my guy.
Yo did he just walk up slowly and EXPLODE
r/woooooosh
@@bjsellers1463 There's no reason for a whoosh don't do it. your just doing it to say you can. you didn't woosh him stop it.
@@bjsellers1463 "Yo did he just walk up slowly and DOWN SMASH?"
Robert Campbell
Colonel, is that you?!
BJ Sellers woosh for what dumbfuck
I love how you referenced one of the best Jojo openings in the thumbnail.
For those of you who are curious, the song in the very beginning is Super Mario World Lo-Fi Remix.
What if you
Wanted to play Snake
But Leffen said
*E TIER*
You play as Snake
and wreck
Leffen's
???
TIER LIST TO PIECES.
Still in a dream...
SNAAAAAKE E TIEEEEEEEEEEER
Tiers R 4 Queerz.
Yah. Only real tier list is everyone in f-tier except waluigi
Lol just body leffen it aint even hard lmao
Snake already touched your stock
Brush the recovery from off stage when fighting diddy Kong was such a "its not over yet " moment
"What does Snake do?"
"His main goal is to blow up!"
Fatman: Am I a joke to you?
"Let's party! I plant bombs you-" EXPLODE
Truly a weapon to surpass Metal Gear
GODAMMIT YOUR ALWAYS THERE
You and the beef stew guy are here? Where's Justin Y? We need to complete the unholy trinity
Well there's also that Chara dreemur guy. That super gamer bro guy is everywhere too...
Snake: *Colonel*
it's rewind time
You talking about yo Mama's vibrator? Its in all black, uses stealth by hiding under the matress, extremely powerful, and is her solid snake. The only difference I could find is its "In Her Heaven" not "Outer Heaven"
Sheer heart attack has no weakness
Omega S I D E B H A S N O WEAKNESSES
1 year later and it’s still one of the best Smash Ultimate videos. 😂
Nah
Nice 11 minutes of Travis screaming
“W H A T”
To all the people who wanted bomberman in ultimate we already have him
Good point
Lol
Snake is better
What if instead of Snake it was Waluigi and he'd say WAH instead of THERE
Can you imagine a 4 on 4 bomberman versus snake battle?
Another -one bites the dust- tick to the JoJokes counter...
And another one down
Sheer harth attacko
KILLA Queen daiichi no bakudan switch on
Hayato
@@Floodle9358 Paz is the metal Gear solid 5 version of Hayato, xd
"There"*activates bites the dust*
Me: *exists*
Snake: *There.*
Me: *dies*
Im very surprised there's no K rool video called "The Fresh King of Back-Air" smh such an obvious joke
Clever
I think you mean such an obvious jojoke
@@soultheconfusing9563 but its not a jojoke
Sonic wins that prize
do the mario there is a video with that name it came out 1 months ago
Top 5 Asses in Smash Ultimate
5: Snake
4: Palutena
3: Bayonetta
2: Zero Suit Samus
1: Wendy players
How you left out Wario
the fact that you said Wendy players and not Wendy herself scares me
snake would've been number 1 if it wasnt for the nerf
@@ranya5456 Wario is way too *THICC* and is beyond this list.
Excuse me, Peach literally kills peeps with her ass. I think she deserves a mention.
me before watching jojo: oh thats a cool thumbnail
me now: KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THE PLATFORM
This is the wildest snake combo video i’ve seen
*Metal gear has already touched that area*
Snake is a pretty solid character
-ZeRo 2018
Hah goteem
I like your style
Baddum tss
His gear is nice too
“Oh my god Jay see a bomb!” “A bomb!”
Gotta love that cursed image of Kira Snake.
You tend to twist your arm when you play, thats more of a wiimote technique. Wiistraps offer no tactical advantage whatsoever. But that was some fancy up tilting, youre pretty good
pretty good...
S tier comment
^ the reference
Big Boss as an echo pls daddy sakurai
@@loserlenny 👉👉
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
0:08
Y E S
ruclips.net/video/gXEhVWPZnFc/видео.html
No
No u
Killer Queen!!!! Bites the dusto!!!!!
Snake accidentally making explosives go off is the most canon thing.
It's a miracle they even let Snake in.
That's what they got for keeping him waiting!
Snake remember the basics of CQC.
Knife
Gun
Knifegun
Commencing Virtuous mission
That is Naked Snake not Solid Snake
Caring Quality Compassion right?
@@jadonking5404 Herrmm, Virtuous mission.
@@justinianthe1st790
Good job Snake, age hasnt slowed you down one bit...
Kept you waiting huh?
Hah, you're pretty good.
Lalelulilo
!
@Mesut Bektaş What?
Bullying Travis: Snake edition
Alpharad's gleeful laughing as Snake is actually terrifying.
SNAKE THIRD BOMB BITES THE STOCK
His first bomb is killer tilt and his second is Up smash attack
@Killer Queen is your main goal to blow up
iS tHaT a JoJi'S wEiRd QuEsT rEfErEnCe?
Na na
SNAKE THIRD BOMB BITES THE (INSERT OLD SNAKE COUGH HERE)
You don’t how much I love that thumbnail.
Profile pic checks out.
(In case he changes it in the future, it was Joseph Joestar from part 2 of JJBA)
Ya- YATTAZO!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Killer Queen's third bomb!
3:26 It Was Funny When You Put Travis Down There
That is *actual* nightmare fuel. Thank you alpha
The guy who made the thumbnail needs a raise
[KILLER BOSS] has already touched that Smash Ball
No one:
Alpha playing Snake: Killer Queen has already left it's mark on you. カブーム
I love that this channel is one massive jjba reference