So I Created an Unstoppable Amiibo...

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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @derekq8790
    @derekq8790 4 года назад +850

    “Im showing stock photos of drinks because we are drinking.”
    *dancing hotdog intensifies*

  • @icemanworldnetwork5533
    @icemanworldnetwork5533 4 года назад +3212

    Video at the beginning: “Check out my Zelda amiibo.”
    Video at the end: “I’m laying in the grass outside waiting for McDonald’s.”

    • @tyheartfilia2054
      @tyheartfilia2054 4 года назад +116

      Anime opening vs Anime ending

    • @SeraphOC
      @SeraphOC 4 года назад +38

      Drunk Alpha is amazingly funny and Jacob needs to pay Drunk Alpha more for the QUALITY content.
      Edit: Yes, I am aware that Jacob and Drunk Alpha are the same. It's a joke because Drunk Alpha acts so much differently than Jacob. Also, Jacob. Meglavona tweet when?

    • @Tonyscarface04
      @Tonyscarface04 4 года назад +3

      Iceman World Network, your name makes me sad :p

    • @icemanworldnetwork5533
      @icemanworldnetwork5533 4 года назад +1

      TonyNite me too man😔

    • @Tonyscarface04
      @Tonyscarface04 4 года назад +1

      @@icemanworldnetwork5533 I wish he were still here

  • @Astro_Crunch
    @Astro_Crunch 4 года назад +2212

    The bit with the camera getting stuck zoomed in may seem like an accident, but it was completely intentional. The way the camera jerks around evokes a feeling of disorientation and sickness in the viewer, which is a metaphor for how Alpha's liver must've felt a couple Zelda final smashes in. Truly, this is one of the greatest artistic achievements in human history.

    • @HawkTeevs
      @HawkTeevs 4 года назад +44

      I never realized how deep they thought out that part.

    • @WiiMoteGodYT
      @WiiMoteGodYT 4 года назад +6

      j e r k s

    • @zeke2388
      @zeke2388 4 года назад +28

      Not gonna lie, I though you were talking about the bit where they zoomed in on his face when eating the burger and got so confused.

    • @KDWiii
      @KDWiii 4 года назад +4

      Whatever

    • @deleteduser3455
      @deleteduser3455 4 года назад +7

      gay bowser didnt aim straight god bless america god bless gay bowser his aiming is gay too

  • @Not_Aaron_
    @Not_Aaron_ 4 года назад +2248

    The adobe stock footage era of Alpha has started

  • @josettealyssafrancia4328
    @josettealyssafrancia4328 4 года назад +281

    "Bye bye Whimsicott...Your people need you..."
    I've never felt more emotion and laughter than ever before about WHIMSICOTT

  • @daxter956
    @daxter956 4 года назад +981

    30:50
    "She's treating ubereats like a mario party minigame"
    "What does that mean?"
    "... That she's not doing her job"
    The only joke ever to get funnier AFTER being explained

    • @Pumpkin00002
      @Pumpkin00002 Год назад +5

      800 likes exactly, yet no replies. take an 801st like.

  • @ShadowMurloc483
    @ShadowMurloc483 4 года назад +1730

    Alpha: "I realize my adobe plan gives me free stock footage"
    Me: "oh no"

  • @donchan6464
    @donchan6464 4 года назад +2851

    The funny internet man popped off for me beating his children’s toy, lets go dude.

    • @ethanmccue4468
      @ethanmccue4468 4 года назад +89

      You're DJ then? Good job

    • @thesaladolla
      @thesaladolla 4 года назад +92

      You're bananas

    • @cjlite0210
      @cjlite0210 3 года назад +31

      Why does this comment not have a heart?

    • @fishyeah8574
      @fishyeah8574 3 года назад +42

      @@cjlite0210 he was busy saying sorry to his liver

    • @londonsnow1850
      @londonsnow1850 3 года назад +6

      wasted your money becoming a member

  • @bigpapijose860
    @bigpapijose860 4 года назад +838

    Alpharad: “I would like to apoligize to Nobody“
    Also Alpharad: *“My intelligence is almost frightening“*

    • @mrgoosej
      @mrgoosej 4 года назад +8

      Big Papi Jose Also Alpha: the classic B.B.A.P

    • @hoodiesticks
      @hoodiesticks 4 года назад +15

      "I would like to apologize to Nobody" basically sums up Alpharad's channel.

    • @fissionist2158
      @fissionist2158 4 года назад +5

      The Odysseus reference!

    • @whogavethedogalaptop
      @whogavethedogalaptop 2 года назад

      Shoutouts to nobody!!

  • @edfreak9001
    @edfreak9001 4 года назад +353

    "I like how this Shulk main named himself after how many people wanna be his friends."
    Well now we know that Alpharad is a mean drunk.

  • @bengoodridge1697
    @bengoodridge1697 4 года назад +614

    "I hate Shulk"
    *immediately plays Mechanical Rhythm*

    • @jaxfinity1913
      @jaxfinity1913 4 года назад +42

      He liked xenonlade, it’s one of his favorite games he just thinks Shulk in smash is bad

    • @ventura535
      @ventura535 4 года назад +6

      @@jaxfinity1913 thats the joke

    • @CsSniper23
      @CsSniper23 4 года назад +2

      *Plays ness in doubles*

    • @jaxfinity1913
      @jaxfinity1913 4 года назад +1

      Oh man my comment actually got hearted no way

    • @bengoodridge1697
      @bengoodridge1697 4 года назад +1

      @@jaxfinity1913 I know, I just thought it was funny

  • @Thebes342
    @Thebes342 4 года назад +1764

    "Bro c'mon, it's Gay Bowser, you can't blame him for not aiming straight.
    And the Best Joke On Alpharad's Channel award goes to...

    • @totallyahuman5055
      @totallyahuman5055 3 года назад +15

      Best joke I have heard this year.

    • @aaaaaahhhhhhh5124
      @aaaaaahhhhhhh5124 3 года назад +4

      @FriskyCat

    • @emmamora7
      @emmamora7 3 года назад +48

      “She’s treating Ubereats like a Mario Party mini game.”
      “What does that mean?”
      “...That she’s not doing her job.”

    • @nate4137
      @nate4137 3 года назад +16

      “3 2 1 GAY” is a close second

    • @kirbstomp1338
      @kirbstomp1338 2 года назад

      what in the fuck is that pfp

  • @MultiSoulZero
    @MultiSoulZero 4 года назад +525

    Today's highlights: DJ, Gay Bowser, and the five-part series of Diana's McAdventure

    • @sun5et956
      @sun5et956 4 года назад +1

      DJ is now on my list of respect

  • @jacobphake6935
    @jacobphake6935 4 года назад +546

    *looks at video length*
    Huh, this a bit long for an amiibo video
    “Imma get the alcohol”
    Oooooohhhhh

    • @winternet6730
      @winternet6730 4 года назад

      when he says he's getting the alcohol you know why its a long video

    • @SeraphOC
      @SeraphOC 4 года назад +1

      More fun to watch if you take your shots along with him

  • @ZonTew
    @ZonTew 4 года назад +433

    Diana took the words "it's not about the destination, it's about the journey you made along the way " to heart.

  • @nickbartholomew8545
    @nickbartholomew8545 4 года назад +278

    To quote Drunk Alpharad:
    “Stop it, you’re drunk.”

  • @infamouswolf6655
    @infamouswolf6655 4 года назад +2725

    Alpharad: "buy Xenoblade chronicles definitive edition"
    Drunk Alpharad: "I hate shulk"

    • @Hose_10
      @Hose_10 4 года назад +56

      Xenoblade*
      And yeah

    • @DavidDiaz-cr9mq
      @DavidDiaz-cr9mq 4 года назад +48

      "zenoblade"

    • @infamouswolf6655
      @infamouswolf6655 4 года назад +44

      I misclicked lol, but now has been fixed

    • @fwdooms2540
      @fwdooms2540 4 года назад +40

      Also alpharad: "shulk is the only jrpg protagonist that's the best character in the game"

    • @Alpharad
      @Alpharad  4 года назад +1300

      shulk xenoblade is great :) shulk smash bros is stinky :(

  • @PKmaster19
    @PKmaster19 4 года назад +256

    What I expected: "Alpharad haha amiibo go brr"
    What I got: "Will Dianna get Alpharad his McDoubles or is she filing her taxes?"

    • @FnegThomin
      @FnegThomin 4 года назад +2

      Tune in next week to find out!

  • @Historiklo
    @Historiklo 4 года назад +1340

    I love how about a solid 3-5 mins was just dedicated to Alpharad getting McDonald’s

    • @ginichimaru001
      @ginichimaru001 4 года назад +1

      Just wait till you see his nugget review

    • @ginichimaru001
      @ginichimaru001 4 года назад +1

      Alpha please order a J Balvin meal

    • @aker3773
      @aker3773 4 года назад +1

      Trueeeeeee!!!!

    • @dominickf6095
      @dominickf6095 3 года назад +2

      It should have been titled, "It took too long to get my McDonald's"

    • @merpymerpington9175
      @merpymerpington9175 11 месяцев назад

      Best part of the video tbh

  • @riodude360
    @riodude360 4 года назад +407

    DJ, not the "hero" we deserved, but the "hero" we needed.

    • @Vallshen
      @Vallshen 3 года назад +10

      ah yes, a "jojo" fan

  • @Balakin2
    @Balakin2 4 года назад +1106

    i cannot BELIEVE you did not say "so long gay bowser" when gay bowser lost

    • @illusionhill8289
      @illusionhill8289 4 года назад +90

      This is a defeat for gay right activists everywhere.

    • @dominiclander5338
      @dominiclander5338 4 года назад +33

      I think they were too drunk

    • @SteelCrustacean
      @SteelCrustacean 4 года назад +30

      Sad fact, Gay Bowser might be gone for good since the new Mario 35th Anniversary Direct.
      So long, my old friend... Gay Bowser.

    • @Balakin2
      @Balakin2 4 года назад +11

      @@SteelCrustacean yeah i saw that, this is a global disaster

    • @Jirbolicious
      @Jirbolicious 4 года назад +1

      illusionhill and gay right activities

  • @raphm1239
    @raphm1239 4 года назад +516

    "you cant blame gay bowser for not aimming straight"
    ok, now that is funny

    • @acroissant4337
      @acroissant4337 4 года назад +22

      @Raph M Pretty rare for people to make a gay joke that is funny and isn’t at a gay person’s expense so I’m a fan of this one :)

    • @Endershock1678
      @Endershock1678 4 года назад +26

      Fancy Fox
      Depends on the community. Some communities make some hilarious gay jokes.

    • @acroissant4337
      @acroissant4337 4 года назад +14

      Endershock1678 true that, there is a good and tasteful way.

    • @padre764
      @padre764 4 года назад +5

      Highlight of my fucking WEEK right there

    • @flamingsword7341
      @flamingsword7341 4 года назад +14

      It’s even funny cuz he’s bi

  • @DeanCalhoun
    @DeanCalhoun 4 года назад +521

    I cannot express the amount of joy and satisfaction I felt when jacob finally got his mcdonald’s

  • @kaisermoser2149
    @kaisermoser2149 4 года назад +561

    Alternate Title: Two Alcoholics Destroy Their Livers Because Zelda Final Smash is Busted

  • @shadowhegog9798
    @shadowhegog9798 4 года назад +375

    I feel that the Amiibo cinematic universe is filling the void the CPUCS has left in our souls

  • @estyboi5927
    @estyboi5927 4 года назад +3530

    Respect Roy mains man, if it weren’t for us your house would be haunted rn

    • @Fizz-Q
      @Fizz-Q 4 года назад +128

      Roy is always the boy except in fe 6 in fe 6 he doesn't exist

    • @AyoAngel_
      @AyoAngel_ 4 года назад +38

      A fellow Roy main I see :)

    • @Chuckles-9838
      @Chuckles-9838 4 года назад +18

      That’s true

    • @Ace-kx5vq
      @Ace-kx5vq 4 года назад +85

      Ahhh yes. Our boy Roy. I as a main of him thought at first I WAS seeing the ghost, so I thought I could kill them. Then I stopped seeing them, but Roy just kept on swinging those aerials... I wonder... do WE control Roy? Or does Roy control us? Because sometimes he just throws out moves I don’t want him to, in soo many different areas now XD

    • @Fizz-Q
      @Fizz-Q 4 года назад +12

      @@Ace-kx5vq lol

  • @chessycopter9619
    @chessycopter9619 4 года назад +138

    9:08 this was sakurai’s thought process for creating small battlefield.

  • @funnylaughed7423
    @funnylaughed7423 4 года назад +180

    Honestly I feel like Diana was going for a joy ride and the five minutes she spent staying still was her getting pulled over by the cops

    • @liaminator4950
      @liaminator4950 3 года назад +42

      she was driftin like a goddamn joycon

    • @daftbanana1
      @daftbanana1 3 года назад +8

      @@liaminator4950 left joycon to be specific

    • @Theathe-fm2xl
      @Theathe-fm2xl 3 года назад +3

      @@daftbanana1 goddamn left joycon, always screwing me over.

  • @kalasrey4675
    @kalasrey4675 4 года назад +412

    "Damn, I can't believe this Shulk named himself after everyone who wants to be his friend"
    That boy did nothing to deserve that, hot damn

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 4 года назад +17

      He played Shulk.

    • @Acheronpanda
      @Acheronpanda 4 года назад +17

      @@Cera_01 Nobody deserves that

    • @kayorego6420
      @kayorego6420 4 года назад +1

      Poor boyo...

    • @medieocrity8903
      @medieocrity8903 4 года назад +4

      He’s a shulk main, like me :0

    • @imminent_gans
      @imminent_gans 4 года назад +1

      I saw this comment right as he said it, timing makes things better

  • @meetballer
    @meetballer 4 года назад +639

    The intros for the amiibo videos could not be any more perfect

    • @SnazzyVEVO
      @SnazzyVEVO 4 года назад +5

      I don’t care, stop self promoting.
      (Some guy Deleted his self promotion, sorry bout that, enjoy the comments.)

    • @murtymcfly
      @murtymcfly 4 года назад +4

      @@SnazzyVEVO huh

    • @Apotheosister
      @Apotheosister 4 года назад +7

      @@murtymcfly
      For context some loser named vGodFN self promoted then deleted their comment.

    • @LuEz49
      @LuEz49 4 года назад +3

      SnazzyVEVO what?

    • @Franckndaboni0000
      @Franckndaboni0000 4 года назад +3

      I ruined the 69 likes sorry

  • @hillefoozy
    @hillefoozy 3 года назад +110

    "It's Gay Bowser, you can't blame him for not aiming straight"
    How do you think of that while drunk, either way it's great

  • @freezeboy13
    @freezeboy13 4 года назад +302

    "I would like to apologize to nobody"
    -Alpharad

    • @FrumpDump
      @FrumpDump 4 года назад +8

      "Gay cam."
      -Alpharad

    • @theodoric4270
      @theodoric4270 4 года назад +1

      Breaking news: Alpharad states publicly that he apologizes to nobody.

  • @mitchellroussey4914
    @mitchellroussey4914 4 года назад +1411

    “Never read, kids”
    - Jo, the English teacher

    • @Hose_10
      @Hose_10 4 года назад +14

      Wait is he actually?
      Good comment, nonetheless

    • @viaticaleye
      @viaticaleye 4 года назад +42

      @@Hose_10 yes, yes he is

    • @fisumethebest6765
      @fisumethebest6765 4 года назад +15

      Pretty sure he isn't any more

    • @10thletter40
      @10thletter40 4 года назад

      That was hilarious

    • @Hose_10
      @Hose_10 4 года назад

      Cool

  • @1AMdoesSomething
    @1AMdoesSomething 4 года назад +230

    7:10 as a Zelda Trainer, that is one of many throw strings the Zelda amiibo can do. Here a list of what strings she can do:
    At low she’ll do either Down Throw NAir (as mentioned there) or Up Throw Up Air
    Around 40%, she’ll do Down Throw BAir which can kill super early
    Starting at 80-90 she can Down Throw Up Air to kill as well as Up Tilt Up Air.
    Up Tilt at Low can also string into itself, the Up Smash and even Up Air which can rack up Damage Quickly. Zeldas a really great amiibo (A on the amiibo Tier List). I am not the best Zelda trainer for there are others much better than my three but I seem to be the only one who ever talks about her strings. She’s a really exciting character to see in amiibo and those strings mentioned above really really make her very entertaining plus her ability to kill SUPER Early.

    • @dude99121
      @dude99121 4 года назад +5

      Thanks for sharing!

    • @LucisNaturae
      @LucisNaturae 4 года назад

      Gr.

    • @Theplatzguy
      @Theplatzguy 4 года назад +2

      Thanks for sharing

    • @Blushootingstxr
      @Blushootingstxr 4 года назад +2

      I do understand /ANY/ of these terms, I just play the game and call them moves..
      Is there a proper name for everything?

  • @notoriousyolkhound4600
    @notoriousyolkhound4600 4 года назад +61

    God i love drunk jacob
    "wheres the.. reticle? thats a long word."

  • @fnafwarrior5317
    @fnafwarrior5317 4 года назад +289

    I'm just saying: this felt like an emotional journey of two wasted men on the look out for Diana

    • @GeorgeMarionerd
      @GeorgeMarionerd 4 года назад +12

      Don't mind me, just liking every comment.

    • @jstar3382
      @jstar3382 4 года назад +7

      @@GeorgeMarionerd dude stop it's so annoying

    • @Link-4875
      @Link-4875 4 года назад +10

      "God dammit Diana you did it again"

  • @beepboprobotsnot3748
    @beepboprobotsnot3748 4 года назад +345

    Get you a man who looks at you the way Alpharad looks at his McDouble.

    • @Stone_Raven
      @Stone_Raven 4 года назад +6

      Would prefer a women personnally

    • @toastmoast1933
      @toastmoast1933 4 года назад +14

      @@Stone_Raven I'd prefer a big mac

    • @art-cs6us
      @art-cs6us 4 года назад +1

      @@gren8te319 why are u seriously bringing politics here

    • @gren8te319
      @gren8te319 4 года назад +1

      @@art-cs6us i'm sorry. i felt bad about it so i deleted the comment

    • @zekesmith6332
      @zekesmith6332 4 года назад +1

      Looking forward to being with you while intoxicated?

  • @pedrovillarreal6073
    @pedrovillarreal6073 4 года назад +566

    Alternate Title: Alpharads Quest for the McDouble

    • @MaximumEffortMediaOfficial
      @MaximumEffortMediaOfficial 4 года назад +8

      More like Alpharads Quest for the best thing after alcohol

    • @manabusparks7140
      @manabusparks7140 4 года назад +3

      If he had a penny for every stock this amibo took he probably could have gotten a mc double

    • @calebmurray4438
      @calebmurray4438 4 года назад +1

      Alternate title 2: half of the outside of the house reveal + filming room reveal

    • @megasimp5137
      @megasimp5137 4 года назад +3

      Or as diana would say, Jake's quest for the mc double

    • @koop8934
      @koop8934 4 года назад

      No the comment just passed 420 likes it’s at 421 NOOOOO

  • @tax1283
    @tax1283 4 года назад +65

    Cutting between Alpha and Jo in the latter half felt like a classic Drake and Josh skit. Jacob is drunk laying in the grass, waiting for McDonald's while Jo is having a small crisis

  • @alchmar9837
    @alchmar9837 4 года назад +304

    Quote of the year: “I got the goods, I got the game, I got the mojo.”

    • @dr.mexico9265
      @dr.mexico9265 4 года назад +7

      I would like this comment, but currently it's at 69 likes. Knowing that '69' is the funnie internet number, I will respect it. Just know that you still have internet points from me.
      Edit: You now have 81 likes. I can't now give you more internet points. You will have 82 as of now.

    • @sans2351
      @sans2351 4 года назад +2

      As of now it’s at 110 because of me

    • @Quinnsula5
      @Quinnsula5 4 года назад

      That was jack best quote

    • @maxgoldstein6309
      @maxgoldstein6309 4 года назад +2

      I would've gone with: "Goddammit Diana, you did it again"

  • @mindless9750
    @mindless9750 4 года назад +126

    The intros to the amiibo videos make this my favorite series on Alpharad.

  • @SansMain
    @SansMain 4 года назад +153

    Alpha and Jo getting drunk while “monitoring” the Battle Arena has the same kind of energy as two middle aged moms getting drunk at the playground and letting their kids get lost in the ball pit

  • @smallj900
    @smallj900 4 года назад +26

    That live action part where Diana gave Jacob the people’s elbow from her intersection was my favorite part of the video. 10/10 would watch again

  • @microwave820
    @microwave820 4 года назад +541

    “The world will never know”
    “And I’m the world”

  • @FriskyCat
    @FriskyCat 4 года назад +2964

    Came for the games, stayed for the Diana-McDonalds story arc.
    Edit: 2.9k likes???? Holy crap, this is like my most viral comment of all time! Thanks, and uh, listen to Swing Away!

    • @Gyanez1124
      @Gyanez1124 4 года назад +29

      I loved the Israel arc too back in FWOB.

    • @DEG99Y
      @DEG99Y 4 года назад +72

      Im just imagining someone Diana knows being an alpharad Fan and being like "hey did you deliver a mcdouble to a guy called Jake?" He dissed you in a youtube video."

    • @DnDj282
      @DnDj282 4 года назад +13

      I never realize when alpha gets drunk... because he always makes dumb jokes (FUNNY!!! :D).

    • @fletcheragenda6014
      @fletcheragenda6014 3 года назад +2

      I now have context for that not alpharad video

    • @mdnurgaman7304
      @mdnurgaman7304 2 года назад +1

      Bruh, thank you for the spoiler

  • @modernkiwi6447
    @modernkiwi6447 4 года назад +120

    The most unnerving part about this video is that I can’t tell if they’re actually drunk. They just talk drunk normally

    • @noahross9410
      @noahross9410 4 года назад +1

      That’s pure shitter talk

  • @jimjimson8259
    @jimjimson8259 4 года назад +80

    The drunk part of this video feels like alpha is talking to a specific person the whole time

  • @crockoclock
    @crockoclock 4 года назад +204

    Alternative title: Smash Bros but the video ends when we eat our McDouble

  • @walkerrichardson3873
    @walkerrichardson3873 4 года назад +251

    This slowly turned into Alphard Plus halfway through.

  • @ZeroCr0w
    @ZeroCr0w 4 года назад +321

    Diana’s over here on an epic quest to find the Golden Fleece.

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 4 года назад +3

      I'd have thought it's the reverse: Jacob went on a quest out his door to find the Golden Arches. Plus his name is kinda close to Jason. Just saying.

    • @lazypaladin
      @lazypaladin 4 года назад +6

      Did my boi just make a Jason & The Argonauts reference?

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 4 года назад +3

      Either that or she’s messing around with her Hunters. It’s hard to be sure.

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 4 года назад +2

      @@eddiemate The Hunters of -Artemis- Diana

    • @VannMunson
      @VannMunson 4 года назад

      @@Nat_the_Chicken Yeah but he's not Jason. He's Jacob. Don't get it twisted.

  • @Closet_lol
    @Closet_lol 3 года назад +354

    "I like how this Shulk main's name is how many people want to be his friend"
    *I'm not even a Shulk main and I'm hurt*

  • @EthanGrantC
    @EthanGrantC 4 года назад +630

    Jacob gets really passive-aggressive when he's drunk

    • @thatgirlinamask8699
      @thatgirlinamask8699 4 года назад +38

      Jake*

    • @PikaKip32
      @PikaKip32 4 года назад +28

      ThatGuyInAMask from State Farm?

    • @aaroncuffee3079
      @aaroncuffee3079 4 года назад

      @@thatgirlinamask8699 no its Jacob

    • @thatgirlinamask8699
      @thatgirlinamask8699 4 года назад +10

      @@aaroncuffee3079 Jacob? I only watch Jake and Joe on Alpharad. Jacob is the dude from Alpharad Deluxe;

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 4 года назад +3

      @@thatgirlinamask8699 the way home

  • @EthanMickanen
    @EthanMickanen 4 года назад +358

    Alpharad: I made an unstoppable amiibo
    Everyone: We know

    • @RaulDiaz-mp8ms
      @RaulDiaz-mp8ms 4 года назад +4

      DJ: Hold my beer.

    • @GeorgeMarionerd
      @GeorgeMarionerd 4 года назад +2

      Don't mind me, just liking every comment.

    • @NintenJoe
      @NintenJoe 4 года назад +3

      @@GeorgeMarionerd shut up George

  • @mokeymale8350
    @mokeymale8350 4 года назад +99

    When you’re in a college area, so many UberEats drivers are exactly like Diana. I’ve had so many orders take longer than the maximum wait time because they would just sit at an intersection for an eternity

  • @jblen
    @jblen 4 года назад +52

    "I miss whimsicott"
    Me too man. Me too.
    *Cries in season 6 bans*

  • @LuckySketches
    @LuckySketches 4 года назад +518

    "I would like to apologize to Nobody"
    Dude, that's cold. He didn't even apolo- oh, wait.

    • @Jirbolicious
      @Jirbolicious 4 года назад +3

      Alexander Carter the capitalization changes things

    • @steamyfool3631
      @steamyfool3631 4 года назад +11

      it's like freaking Odysseus all over again...

    • @LuckySketches
      @LuckySketches 4 года назад +8

      @@steamyfool3631 Now that you mention it I'm willing to bet that his tag is a reference to the Odyssey.

    • @littlemisseevee2309
      @littlemisseevee2309 4 года назад +1

      I cant like this because its the nice number

    • @LuckySketches
      @LuckySketches 4 года назад +1

      @@littlemisseevee2309 Your comment is appreciated more than a like.

  • @bennygummm
    @bennygummm 4 года назад +246

    if Pianta gets in smash like she wants, his final smash will obviously be "I'm a Chuckster"

    • @Amitlu
      @Amitlu 4 года назад +3

      It'lll be their only move, Grab/A/B/C/Smash/Shield/Taunt

    • @It-is-a-Smash-Hit
      @It-is-a-Smash-Hit 4 года назад +4

      her move can travel through spacetime and look like a normal grab that covers the entirety of training mode's stage

    • @treedude4246
      @treedude4246 4 года назад

      HES STILL A MURDERER MOMMY

  • @floormatt8
    @floormatt8 4 года назад +245

    Can't wait to hear something on the level of "Heracross is my dad"
    Alright Whimsicott is pog

    • @GeorgeMarionerd
      @GeorgeMarionerd 4 года назад +5

      Don't mind me, just liking every comment.

  • @mcmoistylol9758
    @mcmoistylol9758 3 года назад +27

    25:22 the funniest thing about this clip is the rising intensity of their laughter

  • @notmakoto
    @notmakoto 4 года назад +1398

    “Obligatory comment about how I could beat the amiibo” - Literally everyone in the comments

  • @jbpython2349
    @jbpython2349 4 года назад +220

    "my liver just cringed"
    never heard that one before

    • @nathanielrainford888
      @nathanielrainford888 4 года назад +6

      He drank so much last time that his liver made itself a functioning face and cringed

  • @umbalofomuitoobeso8957
    @umbalofomuitoobeso8957 4 года назад +87

    "I would like to apolagize to nobody" i laughed so much in that part

  • @shaunthesheep24
    @shaunthesheep24 4 года назад +372

    Gay Bowser: "Let's smash bro!"
    He didn't say no homo.

  • @StarKnight54
    @StarKnight54 4 года назад +110

    The 'Alpharad Out Of Context' twitter profile is gonna love this

  • @brycedemaranville
    @brycedemaranville 4 года назад +126

    The fact that they have no idea what they're talking about half the time because they are drunk makes this 10x funnier

  • @msn2524
    @msn2524 4 года назад +102

    I actually can’t wait to see how far he takes the stock footage

  • @ch1LLzard
    @ch1LLzard 4 года назад +20

    For some reason, it makes me so happy that Jacob actually got his McDoubles. I was invested in the drama more than the plot.

  • @bingleman0225
    @bingleman0225 4 года назад +499

    Ludwig title: "My fans gave me alcohol poisoning"

    • @jyankees0274
      @jyankees0274 4 года назад +23

      "How I became the drunkest person IN THE WORLD with a $13 toy"

    • @diegovane5827
      @diegovane5827 4 года назад +10

      “My Amiibo almost got me killed…”

    • @kakapocsatorna978
      @kakapocsatorna978 4 года назад +2

      My fans a playing so bad that they are killing me

    • @grohlski8669
      @grohlski8669 4 года назад

      no this is already a Ludwig title bc lud literally asks alpha for help with titles

  • @danielreinoso3821
    @danielreinoso3821 4 года назад +250

    Zelda: *uses final smash*
    *cries in Adobe stock images*

    • @GeorgeMarionerd
      @GeorgeMarionerd 4 года назад +4

      Don't mind me, just liking every comment.

  • @sheik124
    @sheik124 4 года назад +130

    Name: "Cranando" (Vinny's name for Ganondorf, misspelled...)
    Plays As: White DK
    Smash Meter: On
    That's some JV4 energy right there.

    • @GeorgeMarionerd
      @GeorgeMarionerd 4 года назад +3

      Don't mind me, just liking every comment.

  • @ianp9163
    @ianp9163 4 года назад +27

    You could see the joy in Jacobs eyes when he took a bite out of that mcdouble

  • @alphadragon601_9
    @alphadragon601_9 4 года назад +343

    “A weaker man wouldn’t compare Apple and oranges but I’m not weaker man” -Jacob Alpharad 2020

  • @rusty8311
    @rusty8311 4 года назад +28

    7:41 I never noticed this before, but Min-Min’s final smash leaves a laser beam path on the stage for a second. That’s a cool detail.

  • @Jcaste
    @Jcaste 4 года назад +533

    The true antagonist of this video is Diana holding up the McDonald’s

    • @DueNorthGaming
      @DueNorthGaming 4 года назад +2

      I love your pfp!

    • @keiththelaird
      @keiththelaird 4 года назад +1

      Every good story needs an even better villain!

    • @Jcaste
      @Jcaste 4 года назад

      DueNorth The Weeb thank you!

    • @Jcaste
      @Jcaste 4 года назад

      Gumby I do love me some Alpharad content

    • @Jcaste
      @Jcaste 4 года назад

      Keith "The" Laird Diana played her role perfectly

  • @AppleWoods6
    @AppleWoods6 4 года назад +29

    "I think if you have enough spirit, you can do anything" That's like the most shonen anime thing I've ever heard...

  • @ethanjang1061
    @ethanjang1061 4 года назад +52

    12:59-16:07
    imagine this battle was like in an anime and you're the person holding a camera filming from a distance

    • @underdog_empire
      @underdog_empire 4 года назад +4

      I just wish that I didn't SD like that on my first stock, it really would have been a great redemptive arc.

  • @ShallBePurified
    @ShallBePurified 4 года назад +819

    "I hate Shulk."
    Proceeds to play Xenoblade music.

    • @heir2themonado422
      @heir2themonado422 4 года назад +36

      Even Xenoblade fans hate Shulk in smash

    • @brianv9242
      @brianv9242 4 года назад +14

      The music slaps tho

    • @cz-kick
      @cz-kick 4 года назад +7

      @Jeremy Bouwhuis there has never been a more accurate comment on this subject than yours.
      i learned a good bit about playing shulk, just to counter shulk

    • @sebastiendennis2648
      @sebastiendennis2648 4 года назад +8

      The worst part about Shulk is his dialogue. It’s so ‘monodo’-nous.

    • @Phanxify
      @Phanxify 4 года назад +2

      @Jeremy Bouwhuis I think its more accurate for people who played Xenoblade to describe Reyn as complicated and to feel.. conflicted about his character and his inclusion in the party. Meanwhile I think Sharla and Riki were more on the "No one likes" area and Dunban, Fiora, Melia, and Shulk were in the "people likes" area for having a spot in the party during Xenoblade.

  • @mrdoometernal
    @mrdoometernal 4 года назад +109

    As someone who mains Ridley and has Ganon and Hero as secondaries, I can say with full confidence that we are your shitters Alpha

    • @egg04
      @egg04 4 года назад +8

      I also main Ridley and has Ganon and Hero as secondaries, but I can say with full confidence that I have never once took a shit on the toilet for Alpha

  • @miqwerty
    @miqwerty 4 года назад +36

    My favorite part was when Alpha said he was gonna use stock footage to accompany each of the drinks but then used one stock clip and gave up. That's funny as shit, I dunno why.

    • @crppledizzle9374
      @crppledizzle9374 2 года назад +2

      doesn't even matter how hard you try
      Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
      To explain in due time
      All I know
      Time is a valuable thing
      Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
      Watch it count down to the end of the day
      The clock ticks life away
      It's so unreal
      Didn't look out below
      Watch the time go right out the window
      Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know
      I wasted it all just to watch you go
      I kept everything inside and even though I tried
      It all fell apart
      What it meant to me will eventually
      Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
      I tried so hard and got so far
      But in the end it doesn't even matter
      I had to fall to lose it all
      But in the end it doesn't even matter
      One thing, I don't know why
      It doesn't even matter how hard you try
      Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
      To remind myself how I tried so hard
      In spite of the way you were mockin' me
      Acting like I was part of your property
      Remembering all the times you fought with me
      I'm surprised it got so far
      Things aren't the way they were before
      You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
      Not that you knew me back then
      But it all comes back to me in the end
      You kept everything inside and even though I
      tried
      It all fell apart
      What it meant to me will eventually
      Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
      I tried so hard and got so far
      But in the end it doesn't even matter
      I had to fall to lose it all
      But in the end it doesn't even matter
      I've put my trust in you
      Pushed as far as I can go
      For all this
      There's only one thing you should know
      I've put my trust in you
      Pushed as far as I can go
      For all this
      There's only one thing you should know
      I tried so hard and got so far
      But in the end it doesn't even matter
      I had to fall to lose it all
      But in the end it doesn't even matter

  • @Some_Gurl1353
    @Some_Gurl1353 4 года назад +132

    29:40 “There is no McDoubles only my pug shirt”
    - Alpharad 2020

  • @superpixelknight4706
    @superpixelknight4706 4 года назад +120

    “Whimsicott died” just with how coldly he said it, it was funny

  • @johnthecat3832
    @johnthecat3832 4 года назад +367

    Lessons from Jo the English Teacher
    "Never Read Kids"

    • @stickmation6651
      @stickmation6651 4 года назад +5

      Way ahead of you

    • @velstro
      @velstro 4 года назад +7

      *This is the strat most pro Smash players don't know.*

    • @insert_clickbait
      @insert_clickbait 4 года назад +7

      @@stickmation6651 lol ima be that guy “Never Read, Kids”

    • @lisalavoie8682
      @lisalavoie8682 4 года назад +1

      @@insert_clickbait no no, there is no comma

    • @stickmation6651
      @stickmation6651 4 года назад +1

      @@insert_clickbait I think you should read because you miss used a comma

  • @captainchaos5705
    @captainchaos5705 3 года назад +9

    22:35 Punishing a shield break with an SD is some powerful energy

  • @nicholasrichard6847
    @nicholasrichard6847 4 года назад +290

    Nobody:
    Whimsicott: Change da world, my final message. Goodbye

  • @zernek9199
    @zernek9199 4 года назад +402

    “This video is brought to you by my liver seeking for mercy.”
    *mood*

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 4 года назад +3

      Begging, I think

    • @zernek9199
      @zernek9199 4 года назад

      The 148th Kakapo no it’s seeking 6:30

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 4 года назад

      @@zernek9199 Oh, so it is. It was Alpha's weird choice of words then, which makes sense because he was drunk

    • @zernek9199
      @zernek9199 4 года назад

      The 148th Kakapo lmao drunk Alpha is my favorite thing

  • @Luxin_Xeno
    @Luxin_Xeno 4 года назад +65

    jacob: shulk mains have no friends
    also jacob: xenoblade is my favorite game

    • @420bakedLizard
      @420bakedLizard 4 года назад

      There is a big difference, my friend

  • @HunterTracks
    @HunterTracks 4 года назад +87

    Gay Bowser: "Let's smash, bro"
    Zelda: _challenge accepted_

    • @nataliasoto9681
      @nataliasoto9681 3 года назад +1

      SHHHHH ARE YOU CRAZY DUDE, you’ll attract, *The shippers*

    • @arthurmorgan835
      @arthurmorgan835 3 года назад +3

      @@nataliasoto9681 What?! Who would ship Gay Bowser and Zelda wth!

    • @nataliasoto9681
      @nataliasoto9681 3 года назад +4

      @@arthurmorgan835 GAYnondorf

  • @romain8996
    @romain8996 4 года назад +265

    Invincible, now unstoppable
    I just hope the next isn’t immortal

    • @legna.r5696
      @legna.r5696 4 года назад +10

      Gyrocologist noises fade in

    • @octo3630
      @octo3630 4 года назад +8

      *Unvincible

    • @Shadicboii
      @Shadicboii 4 года назад +6

      @@octo3630 from now on, until somebody corrects me I will only call immortal Unvincible.

    • @MAVIUS_7
      @MAVIUS_7 4 года назад +2

      Shadicboii 1245 Of course it’s Unvincible, what else would it be? Invincible? Pfft, no.

    • @grandarkfang_1482
      @grandarkfang_1482 4 года назад +2

      ... DIO?

  • @M12GProductions
    @M12GProductions 4 года назад +115

    This thumbnail just makes me shiver in anticipation for a Byleth amiibo: I'm gonna give it increased move speed, weapon attack, and shield break, and name it Bye-Byleth. Nobody take that from me.

    • @cornyclickables3480
      @cornyclickables3480 4 года назад +5

      thank you for the idea

    • @Amitlu
      @Amitlu 4 года назад +3

      @@cornyclickables3480 I just wonder what a Min-Min amiibo will be like. (and not just in-game. I demand her arms be made out of real noodles)

    • @GeorgeMarionerd
      @GeorgeMarionerd 4 года назад +1

      Don't mind me, just liking every comment.

    • @cornyclickables3480
      @cornyclickables3480 4 года назад +1

      @@Amitlu a b

    • @benjamincortes9409
      @benjamincortes9409 4 года назад +1

      Feed Azura to byleth to give both Attack with weapons and Speed

  • @chessycopter9619
    @chessycopter9619 4 года назад +95

    Wildcard: I can’t wait to see what my round is like in the video!
    His round in the video: 13:05

    • @underdog_empire
      @underdog_empire 4 года назад +38

      I was very surprised to see how my round played out, it was kinda funny though. Unfortunately the world will never truly know how it all really looked

    • @tmr3volver
      @tmr3volver 4 года назад +18

      @@underdog_empire mad respects, bro. you hung in there, I was really rooting for you at the end.

    • @underdog_empire
      @underdog_empire 4 года назад +18

      @@tmr3volver thank you, I tried my best to go down giving it my all and I am satisfied with how close it was

    • @retroace6717
      @retroace6717 4 года назад +3

      @@underdog_empire I don't think you wanna show the world why you SD'd, though

    • @chessycopter9619
      @chessycopter9619 4 года назад +2

      wildcard yeah you were hanging on to the very end and came pretty close

  • @seansean792
    @seansean792 4 года назад +19

    1:01 Not gonna lie, I didn't think I would ever see someone use the Veronica outfit. Like, it's not that Veronica is a bad character- I've just never seen anyone use the outfit. Kudos to him he even used a Veronica mii.

    • @Edgeperor
      @Edgeperor 3 года назад +2

      Oh, do you mean generic mage 16?

    • @seansean792
      @seansean792 3 года назад

      @@Edgeperor I can tell you've never even played 11.
      Regardless, shut the hell up, there's nothing generic about Veronica at all, she's an amazing character and as well written as the rest of the amazing cast of Dragon Quest 11S.

  • @SirGigster
    @SirGigster 4 года назад +65

    "You're making your fans play against this amiibo there is no way you're going to heaven"
    I'm pretty sure with the terrible rule sets and Ness doubles that was already out of the question

  • @underdog_empire
    @underdog_empire 4 года назад +118

    I can't believe this, in a sense it's kinda funny how nobody can see how my match went. As for that first stock, that was an unfortunate SD

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 4 года назад +1

      F

    • @EinDose
      @EinDose 4 года назад +9

      Nobody could see how your match went, but EVERYONE watched your match.

    • @underdog_empire
      @underdog_empire 4 года назад +3

      @@EinDose that is a beautiful contradiction which makes it all the more funnier but i did like the added effects for the match though

    • @headshead338
      @headshead338 4 года назад +6

      Ok this might be weird but when I was watching your match I was like, “ I wonder what the people think of how alpha shows their matches” and now I know so I thank you

    • @underdog_empire
      @underdog_empire 4 года назад +5

      @@headshead338 no problem at all. Also, alpha was right at the end of the match when he said I was pissed. I was hoping to take a little bit more damage to get my final smash and let it rip on Zelda but it didn't work out

  • @judah4753
    @judah4753 4 года назад +115

    So I REALLY want “God Dammit Diana” to become a thing now.

  • @interhistoria5632
    @interhistoria5632 3 года назад +27

    I wasn't expecting to be so enthralled about the Diana part.

  • @anonymousclown3872
    @anonymousclown3872 4 года назад +50

    21:09 “So long Gay Bowser”
    -Mario from Super Mario 64

  • @speedberry1
    @speedberry1 4 года назад +53

    I feel like this is the peak of Alpharad content. A perfect mix between the Alpharad and Alpharad Plus content. Truly a gem.

  • @thengyyy4062
    @thengyyy4062 4 года назад +648

    Imagine being Jacob's son and whenever you run away from him during a drinking night he whispers, "he do be kinda shmooving tho"

  • @GASA1997
    @GASA1997 4 года назад +47

    Drunk alpha laying on the grass is somehow the most relatable thing I have ever seen.

  • @grahamgiesbrecht3655
    @grahamgiesbrecht3655 4 года назад +110

    I cannot tell you how livid i am that they never said "so long gay bowser"

    • @thestain8004
      @thestain8004 4 года назад +11

      They can't say that because he didn't go anywhere lmao

    • @CsSniper23
      @CsSniper23 4 года назад +2

      They should’ve kicked him after he lost and said that