We played EVERY Mario Kart 8 Track
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
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➤ Alpharad / @alpharad
➤ JaidenAnimations / @jaidenanimations
➤ Captain Kidd / @captainkiddyt
➤ Giwi / @giwivt
➤ gsmVoiD / @gsmvoid
➤ Fyrus / @fyrus
➤ SunflowerSmith / @sunflowersmith
➤ WEEGEETHEGOD / @weegeeplays
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“We played every Mario Kart 8 track” AKA Alpharad fighting demons for an hour
Oh it was a lot more than an hour
@@daltongibson1033True!
AKA five people competing for the top spotd while Alpha scrambles with the CPUs
The demons being his chat. His chat was so toxic this stream if it's the stream I'm thinking of.
One cup takes about 20 minutes. There are 24 cups. That is 8 hours.
i love how smith has jacob’s little guy next to them like he’s their son in the passenger seat
I thought it was the editor that put him next to Smith lmao
It’s so cute
Which one is Jacob
(Thanks to the lovelies that replied, I now know Jacob is the relatable one)
@@NachtAsilealpharad, the blond one that’s suffering the entire time
@@NachtAsile it's alpharad
@@NachtAsilethe blonde sprite with the blue shirt. His RUclips/streaming name is Alpharad if you’ve heard of him that way before :)
Jacob entering his villain arc while his 2d version is going :| :0 gotta be the most hilarious thing I have ever seen
their little guy is literally so me
Jacob's normally insane luck & skill down the drain SPECIFICALLY?! for mario kart is the funniest thing I've seen
@@xenotheincineroar3279
@@xenotheincineroar3279
@@br0k3n_url
"WHAT THE FUCK GET THE FUCKING BABIES OFF THE ROAD" I love Jaiden lmao
"You guys can beef for the crown, I'll beef with the baby."
mee too
3:45
"It's an aaaawfull day to be alive"
"I've already got a star, I'm going straight for the baby"
The catharsis of Void quietly losing it to Jacob screaming "SHUT THE F**K UP CHAT!!!!"
When was this?
Plz put a time stamp on
@@windybreeze_: That is definitely completely wrong, even in the “ish” way. We will get it eventually, though.
@@fishnewt1331 wait i misread the comment LMAO i thought it said something else mb
@@pablotwigman21i believe OP not bc of the timestamp but knowing jacobs chat, they probably had to
"We need to put her in her place, just saying."
"Which is 6 feet under apparently."
Proof that Jaiden and Jacob have a perfect dynamic
I imagine they asked Giwi and Fyrus to join but they simply declined because they value their friends and health
i don't think giwi values her friends
I think Giwi values chaos not involving her suffering
Giwi would be the one item hoarding and snickering, i'll be real.
@@beans1325 that doesn't exist
seeing them slowly descend into insanity makes it all the more funnier, and the slander on baby Roseline just makes it all the more better
Slowly?
guys I head that baby rosalina asassinated Lincoln
jacob's feed constinly breacking when he hits his desk is amazing.
I love how they only refer to void now as ‘skin man’
Braden, meanwhile, quietly also hanging out in the background as also a skin man:
@@PokerJoker811 Skin man 2
@@Idkmwahaha skin man 2: 2 skin 2 man
Braeden is too busy being White Lightning
Something funny about Alpharad and Captain Kidd ending with the exact same amount of points but WILDLY different amounts of fun had
Jacob's descent into madness is like Icarus getting shot in the foot and set on fire before he could ever make his wings.
Jacob is just Icarus
Wildcard member 3, skin man 1, how long before everyone has a nickname with a number?
what about vtuber 1, 2, 3 and 4
@@Hazgamer710Those aren’t official yet
Jaiden got the title of Number 1 most clickbaited last year iirc
We should name the vtubers with letters just to be “quirky”
Lap 3 Jacob/5th Place Bandit/Mr 3rd Place.
Jacob throwing the banana up just for it to land directly in front of him is comedy gold I'm sorry
I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.
I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.
I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.
I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.
New copypasta just dropped lol.
I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bower's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I'm so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.
One hour simply doesnt comprehend the mental anguish of this ordeal.
17:29 That’s probably one of the most genuine lines I’ve heard from Alpha. You could hear the pure anguish from that.
heres some stats from this video
WEEGEE scored an average of 12 points per race, the equivalent of coming second in every race. which is insane.
the CPUs scored a combined total of id say around 2100. whereas WILDCARD had a combined total of 5407.
i genuinely might sit down and see who got hit with the most green shells (i will need to watch every single persons individual streams though)
Hero already
As someone who watched the vod, watching alpharad start so positively, the gradual descent into madness, just to get so close for like 5 tracks in a row just to get robbed....I could never
“Positively”. Let’s go with that.
"I'm heading straight to that child" imagine hearing that without any context lol
Fr lmao
Drakes
Drakes everywhere I go
Not even royale is safe from him
@@supermannygamer2003damn it. I was gonna mention Drake
@supermannygamer2003 what does wildcard have to do with drake?
@@Rosas_city random people and characters targeting children
Like the goblin cage
Jacob threatening to dox Smith at 57:51 actually caught me off guard holy shit
Let's not pull a yaki
@@marshall3314 what happened?
@@marshall3314Wait wtf
@@marshall3314 oh damn this is the first i heard about this, wow.
I *just* rewatched the Pikmin 5 Mongy video where she was "mpreg" today and this came out of left feild.
@@the-arctic-wolf1438For anyone curious about the Yaki comment. Imagine everything that happened with SkyDoesMinecraft. But watered down. Harassment. Bullying. Trying to start shit with people by telling both sides opposite things. Isolating people from events. And her whole gremlin persona was legit iirc. She was not a tidy person.
28:00 Jacob with the "don't come to school tomorrow" energy
watching alpharad finally clutch a dub after nearly an hour was the most triumphant thing i’ve ever seen
if jacob didnt get a bubble bath, a hot chocolate, and a big hug after this, im throwing hands
17:29 I have only heard Alphard yell like that one other time. I know he was malding after that shell.
Oh trust me, he malded a lot in this
WHAT DID I SAY BRAYDEN??? WHAT DID I SAY?!?!
This type of editing for one hour is kinda insane, kudos to the editor for grinding away at this one for however long they had to
Baby Rosalina is such a menace. It's no wonder she's my favorite WILD/CARD member
Better than Nina?! I think there’s something wrong here.
@@badashe1364baby rosalina is nina in disguise
@@badashe1364who is Nina?
@@Nicolas-pm6boFrom the Mario DS battle royal vid
6:25
Honestly the creator of Jaiden's V-Tuber model (or however the programing works) is impressive. It even did the mouth shape when making the Shy-Guy noise. Pretty neat!
Agreed completely, it's ridiculously well done. The movement and expression at 2:34 also stands out to me. Whoever made that really did a fantastic job!
"There is no Jesus"
Jacob slowly spiraling into insanety reminds of myself when I am playing with my friends
this episode in a summary:
Cade: Yelling
Smith: being relatable
Jacob: again fighting his demons
Kidd: *whispers* white lightning-
Void: coping with his losing streak and loss of sanity (tho honestly who wasn’t)
Jaiden: *VIOLENCEEEEEE*
i have never heard Jaiden cuss and diss this much in my life
10/10 top tier episode
Watched the VOD & Jacob rly did play out of his damn mind only for the game to do them so dirty 💀
Where do You watch the vod?
3:13 coolest thing I've ever seen in mario kart. Dry Bowser got the grind
New shortcut?
@@LiamR-pg7odnew longcut
@@mcmonkey26 New COOL-cut.
@@MusicComet Yes
alternate title: jacob's slow descent to apathy while everyone else devolves to madness
Jacob and Kidd being tied at the end is honestly surprising
kidd got disconnected in the dlc tracks and lost over 100 points
yo is that haydentw in wildcard comment section
AKA Jacob's Villain Arc
Jacob's Kieran Arc
@@Gianka62NAAAAAAAA YOU DID HIM DIRTY ☠️
0:25 Void is like the only human actor in a muppets movie
48:45 bro alpharad had me so hyped up and then it all just went away, i legit facepalmed
If he just held that drift instead of releasing it it he totally would have been fine. Truly a tragedy unfolding in real time
There can only be one Skin man.
Void and Kidd must fight to keep their skin 😂
@@marybonner7432 :0
Jaiden being bowser is hella accurate as she targets everyone that provokes her
I never get tired of seeing alpharads little avatar its so damn cute
It will end you while going :O :| :O
:O :l
Yeah I felt that
It’s sad that Kidd and Void couldn’t make it but White Lightning and Skin Man1 are good replacements
unfortunate that wildcard member 3 couldn’t make it 😔
Wish AlpharadTV could've made it too, shame.
59:55 Jacobs just absolutely begging for his life and I feel so sorry for him
Eventually Alphard is going to drop an "And I began to HATE." level speech from this
I watched this video like a podcast without looking at the screen and every 7 minutes it sounds like one of those “every disagreement played at once” videos where everyone perfectly harmonizes to be angry at baby rosalina by pure coincidence
Need a "Playing all Mario Party Maps" so Jacob can gain some of his sanity back
or like mario party mini games
You guys should add someone named Aiden to the group. So you can have a full Fortnite squad of: Jaiden, Hayden, Braiden and Aiden
Alternatively, we all pretend Cade's legal name is Cade-n
smith can be smithin'
uh... Void-in
…Jacoben sounds like what kids will be named in 20 years
Alphen?
Jacob really went from "Alpha :D" to "Alpha :("
51:55 I really thought this was Jacob finally getting his first first place but it was actually Smith 🤣
Alpha glad has now become alpha sad.
There is something i find so ammusing about 4 of them being on the meta combos, Jaiden almost meta, and then theres Void on shy guy XD
i love "editor, include *it all*" so much, it's just said with such vitriol
This is either the last time Jacob plays Mario Kart, or he is about to go on the longest in secret training arc so this never happens again.
Jacob and Smith’s friendship hasn’t recovered since this stream
41:46 legit have not heard Jacob scream that loud in a YEARS.
I like how Smith only has Jacob’s fuggy in the bottom right
Jacob’s punished arc just being “You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me”
"Do you ever wonder if the people you hang out with even like you?"
Yes AlphaRad, I do know that feeling sadly.
Yeah a bit too well
I suppose this explains where Jacob's luck comes from, he is cursed with garbage luck in Mario Kart.
alternate title "jacob getting his shit fucked up for 1 hour straight"
Watching alpha’s downward spiral in real time was devastating
Smith being an absolute MENACE in mario kart was so expected yet so unexpected at the same time
Not often you see Jacob struggling in last place of all places
56:40 Jacob went pretty high up in the air on this complex track before it all came crumbling down, one could even say he flew a little too close to the
The sequal:
2 skin men vs 2d characters
Well, the 2D characters would just be Fyrus, Smith, and Alpha, right? Cade is a static image and the ladies are both 3D.
Editor zooming in on Jacob every single time he muted himself to say something is so funny yet respectful
I think Lakitu puropsley waits at least 5 seconds before putting you down from his fishing rod
Jacob is literally having no fun this video LOL
i actually feel really bad for him holy moly is he getting mario karted.
Yeah, I felt especially bad when he was in a good position but one of the Windcards threw something that just made him lose 4 places
Idk if it's his content luck or he throws his items too much too fast but he always has no defense huh
He might be the worst Mario kart player I've seen
7:51 we got Jaiden dissing Drake
Legendary
Void should enter tournaments as "Skin Man 1" with no context. It would be hilarious lol
As someone who watched the 6hr vod it was hard seeing Jacob just getting blasted at all angles. Bro went through every stage of grief too
Baby rosalina for sure left some traumas on the road
Alpharad’s slow descent into madness is so sad but also entertaining to watch
Jacob was stuck with the Murphy's Law of Mario Kart 🥲
Honestly, Jacob’s whole experience with this video, is exactly why I don’t play Mario kart anymore lol
Because skill issue?? if yes then you should stop every game you're Bad at and i'm sure you didn't
9:20 was some WILD plot armour
I have never seen Alpha be more miserable playing something
36:09 “I’ll see you on Track 36”
55:38 (VoiD finishes 8th lol)
49:30 i like how everyone is having fun meanwhile jacob is having an existential crisis
This might be my favorite WILDCARD video. I love Mario Kart and this was hilarious. My sincerest condolences to Jacob Alpharad, the pain you have experienced is beyond Mario Kart's wildest. Can't believe he ended up tying with Kidd in the end either. Love this game and these tracks, I do wonder how the heck MK9 will top this game.
Ngl I think Jacob should have tapped out in the back half. There's not having fun for content and then just not having fun.
What No it’s more hilarious watching him suffer and rage🤣
@@jammyjam3074Their point was that it might have been better for him mentally to quit early, regardless of how we might have felt.
@@fr0stdr4ke95 no it makes for funnier content. If he was really that deeply bothered and upset he would’ve but he didn’t because he knows it wasn’t that serious. He was fine
@@jammyjam3074 Idk. We don't know what his mental was like internally up until he finally quit. He could have genuinely been feeling like shit and kept going because it was for the content.
@@fr0stdr4ke95 well hes obviously fine now so it’s clear it wasn’t a big deal. He’s not a kid he’s practically a 30 year old man, he knows if somethings really wrong or damaging he’ll stop for his own sake don’t worry.
Creators like markiplier always film their rages and annoyances because they know it’ll be funny looking back on
Beware of the “Skin Man”
Skin MEN. Don't let Kidd slide under the radar.
✅Party Crashers
✅WILDCARD
Now we wait for the Underdogs and/or Sidequest to race on all 96 tracks! Hopefully, as
FUNKY KONG on the BONE RATTLAH!!
32:17 everyone saying no wayyyy 😂
i love the utter hatred for all the cpu characters throughout the video (especially baby rosalina and tanooki mario)
I have never felt so physically sorry for a man in my entire life, jacob just got absolutely destroyed on that entire ordeal
Upon the Waluigi Pinball moment at 41:45, I had a BetterHelp ad cover half my screen.
In this video: the wildcard cast all take turns malding for 1 hour
It’s become a yearly tradition for me and some friends to do this. It’s torture
Jaiden, I need to know if Jacob got a hug and some good food after this recording.
All I’m saying is that if you haven’t experienced Baby Park in Double Dash, you haven’t experienced true chaos
you can see the trajectory of Jacob literally becoming the Joker
All these years of Jacob’s luck balanced out in one Mario kart session
safe to say jacob will most definitely not be playing this game again anytime soon
Jacob going non-verbal from concentration -> Jacob going non-verbal from dissociation
i feel so bad for jacob it’s like jaiden’s little bad luck imp casually jumped to him for this entire play through
Jacob's descent into madness is the purest form of Mario Kart
8:00 You're right, Smith. Something HAPPENED to Jaiden in Wildcard.
jacob is not only losing his sanity and friends in this gaming session, he's slowly losing his will to live
I can wholeheartedly empathize with Jacob's suffering throughout this ENTIRE video, I cannot for the life of me get any form of victory in any of the games I play. Never fear Jacob, you are not alone in the endless suffering that is the "git gud" club. Keep the videos coming y'all, I enjoy every last one.
I once did the exact same thing as Jacob during a Kart session with a group a friend of mine was part of. What was most annoying is that I kept getting MarioKarted while the person I disliked most in that group (who was also celebrating their birthday) was basically getting handed free wins. fuck that shit man, it sucks.
11:20 Wait, that’s great. Jacob has so much beef with the bit that he framed him for hitting Jaiden lol
22:58
*_“Ohh noooo-!”_*
-Shy Guy
31:29 This is such an emotional rollercoaster I legitimately need to take a break halfway through to decompress and recharge.