We played EVERY Mario Kart 8 Track

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @error_28-03
    @error_28-03 3 месяца назад +3090

    Jacob entering his villain arc while his 2d version is going :| :0 gotta be the most hilarious thing I have ever seen

    • @br0k3n_url
      @br0k3n_url 3 месяца назад +85

      their little guy is literally so me

    • @xenotheincineroar3279
      @xenotheincineroar3279 3 месяца назад +56

      Jacob's normally insane luck & skill down the drain SPECIFICALLY?! for mario kart is the funniest thing I've seen

    • @megamole1002
      @megamole1002 3 месяца назад

      @@xenotheincineroar3279

    • @megamole1002
      @megamole1002 3 месяца назад

      @@xenotheincineroar3279

    • @megamole1002
      @megamole1002 3 месяца назад

      @@br0k3n_url

  • @marithesquid3861
    @marithesquid3861 3 месяца назад +2870

    i love how smith has jacob’s little guy next to them like he’s their son in the passenger seat

    • @sunshinebrownie4545
      @sunshinebrownie4545 3 месяца назад +113

      I thought it was the editor that put him next to Smith lmao
      It’s so cute

    • @Potentialman-vs2cd
      @Potentialman-vs2cd 3 месяца назад +117

      @@NachtAsilealpharad, the blond one that’s suffering the entire time

    • @MRDraco17
      @MRDraco17 3 месяца назад +15

      @@NachtAsile it's alpharad

    • @juliameindl5721
      @juliameindl5721 3 месяца назад +39

      @@NachtAsilethe blonde sprite with the blue shirt. His RUclips/streaming name is Alpharad if you’ve heard of him that way before :)

    • @souleaterevans4589
      @souleaterevans4589 3 месяца назад

      @@sunshinebrownie4545 It's a program called Fugi that lets you set up a picture/gif to behave certain ways when you speak. Some light up, some bounce, some do both, etc. Jacob happens to be using his in lieu of a webcam, which is common use. What's more common is to use it to show who is talking in collabs, similar to Discord bubbles (see the line of jpegs next to Alpha in his POV)

  • @captainjet-pack
    @captainjet-pack 3 месяца назад +4796

    “We played every Mario Kart 8 track” AKA Alpharad fighting demons for an hour

    • @daltongibson1033
      @daltongibson1033 3 месяца назад +256

      Oh it was a lot more than an hour

    • @captainjet-pack
      @captainjet-pack 3 месяца назад +27

      @@daltongibson1033True!

    • @milbo06
      @milbo06 3 месяца назад +125

      AKA five people competing for the top spotd while Alpha scrambles with the CPUs

    • @SamanthaC641
      @SamanthaC641 3 месяца назад +111

      The demons being his chat. His chat was so toxic this stream if it's the stream I'm thinking of.

    • @ShallBePurified
      @ShallBePurified 3 месяца назад +32

      One cup takes about 20 minutes. There are 24 cups. That is 8 hours.

  • @jamesesterline
    @jamesesterline 3 месяца назад +717

    "We need to put her in her place, just saying."
    "Which is 6 feet under apparently."
    Proof that Jaiden and Jacob have a perfect dynamic

    • @crescentjester
      @crescentjester 13 дней назад

      They're the perfect buddy cop duo...
      But a bit darker.

  • @pouffling7649
    @pouffling7649 3 месяца назад +2921

    "WHAT THE FUCK GET THE FUCKING BABIES OFF THE ROAD" I love Jaiden lmao

    • @J.Blazer
      @J.Blazer 3 месяца назад +97

      "You guys can beef for the crown, I'll beef with the baby."

    • @tripletspowers9745
      @tripletspowers9745 3 месяца назад +1

      mee too

    • @David13579
      @David13579 3 месяца назад +8

      3:45

    • @liam-398
      @liam-398 3 месяца назад +7

      "It's an aaaawfull day to be alive"

    • @Horltum
      @Horltum 3 месяца назад +6

      "I've already got a star, I'm going straight for the baby"

  • @grahamross889
    @grahamross889 3 месяца назад +723

    jacob's feed constinly breacking when he hits his desk is amazing.

  • @raphaelmak2073
    @raphaelmak2073 3 месяца назад +1343

    seeing them slowly descend into insanity makes it all the more funnier, and the slander on baby Roseline just makes it all the more better

    • @WonderWolf13
      @WonderWolf13 3 месяца назад +19

      Slowly?

    • @Phantom-dh2vq
      @Phantom-dh2vq 3 месяца назад +9

      guys I head that baby rosalina asassinated Lincoln

    • @Marineisme
      @Marineisme 25 дней назад +1

      Its only slander if its not true though.

  • @phillipmiller3076
    @phillipmiller3076 3 месяца назад +1640

    The catharsis of Void quietly losing it to Jacob screaming "SHUT THE F**K UP CHAT!!!!"

    • @pablotwigman21
      @pablotwigman21 3 месяца назад +23

      When was this?

    • @theplant8767
      @theplant8767 3 месяца назад +3

      Plz put a time stamp on

    • @fishnewt1331
      @fishnewt1331 3 месяца назад +1

      @@windybreeze_: That is definitely completely wrong, even in the “ish” way. We will get it eventually, though.

    • @windybreeze_
      @windybreeze_ 3 месяца назад +1

      @@fishnewt1331 wait i misread the comment LMAO i thought it said something else mb

    • @kaijuteeth
      @kaijuteeth 3 месяца назад +19

      @@pablotwigman21i believe OP not bc of the timestamp but knowing jacobs chat, they probably had to

  • @bananaBread16
    @bananaBread16 3 месяца назад +903

    I imagine they asked Giwi and Fyrus to join but they simply declined because they value their friends and health

    • @godkiller_seriously
      @godkiller_seriously 3 месяца назад +50

      i don't think giwi values her friends

    • @beans1325
      @beans1325 3 месяца назад +91

      I think Giwi values chaos not involving her suffering

    • @HeroChao132
      @HeroChao132 3 месяца назад +25

      Giwi would be the one item hoarding and snickering, i'll be real.

    • @godkiller_seriously
      @godkiller_seriously 3 месяца назад +4

      @@beans1325 that doesn't exist

  • @Idkmwahaha
    @Idkmwahaha 3 месяца назад +721

    I love how they only refer to void now as ‘skin man’

    • @PokerJoker811
      @PokerJoker811 3 месяца назад +80

      Braden, meanwhile, quietly also hanging out in the background as also a skin man:

    • @Idkmwahaha
      @Idkmwahaha 3 месяца назад +43

      @@PokerJoker811 Skin man 2

    • @redblackroses23
      @redblackroses23 3 месяца назад +24

      ​@@Idkmwahaha skin man 2: 2 skin 2 man

    • @JackStache
      @JackStache 3 месяца назад +24

      Braeden is too busy being White Lightning

  • @pkmnnerd9014
    @pkmnnerd9014 3 месяца назад +756

    One hour simply doesnt comprehend the mental anguish of this ordeal.

  • @NeoFlame17
    @NeoFlame17 3 месяца назад +450

    Jacob throwing the banana up just for it to land directly in front of him is comedy gold I'm sorry

  • @yo_its_splinter
    @yo_its_splinter 3 месяца назад +298

    28:00 Jacob with the "don't come to school tomorrow" energy

  • @GenericUser860
    @GenericUser860 3 месяца назад +263

    This type of editing for one hour is kinda insane, kudos to the editor for grinding away at this one for however long they had to

  • @sonicrocks09
    @sonicrocks09 3 месяца назад +229

    Something funny about Alpharad and Captain Kidd ending with the exact same amount of points but WILDLY different amounts of fun had

  • @possessedpicklejar4762
    @possessedpicklejar4762 3 месяца назад +139

    17:29 That’s probably one of the most genuine lines I’ve heard from Alpha. You could hear the pure anguish from that.

  • @carbonight4890
    @carbonight4890 3 месяца назад +228

    watching alpharad finally clutch a dub after nearly an hour was the most triumphant thing i’ve ever seen

  • @kingsmithgaming8726
    @kingsmithgaming8726 3 месяца назад +1194

    I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.

    • @ravencg7709
      @ravencg7709 3 месяца назад +57

      I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.

    • @mr.frigid8102
      @mr.frigid8102 3 месяца назад +40

      I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.

    • @Darksfollower
      @Darksfollower 3 месяца назад +34

      I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers, but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bowser's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I am so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.

    • @DivinePeas64
      @DivinePeas64 3 месяца назад +63

      New copypasta just dropped lol.

    • @lilyofthatvelley
      @lilyofthatvelley 3 месяца назад +26

      I have never in the history of Mario Kart, seen someone play so well for so long and get screwed up the ass so hard and so passionately by not only the computers but their friends as well. Every opportunity to succeed was ripped away either by green shells, red shells, or Dry Bower's stupid ass ramming into everybody like it's 64. I'm so sorry for your suffering Mr. Jacob Alpharad.

  • @AveryIronsword
    @AveryIronsword 3 месяца назад +644

    Wildcard member 3, skin man 1, how long before everyone has a nickname with a number?

    • @Hazgamer710
      @Hazgamer710 3 месяца назад +38

      what about vtuber 1, 2, 3 and 4

    • @AveryIronsword
      @AveryIronsword 3 месяца назад +6

      @@Hazgamer710Those aren’t official yet

    • @randomchiz
      @randomchiz 3 месяца назад +30

      Jaiden got the title of Number 1 most clickbaited last year iirc

    • @JiroTheFro
      @JiroTheFro 3 месяца назад +2

      We should name the vtubers with letters just to be “quirky”

    • @ChannelyChannel
      @ChannelyChannel 3 месяца назад +9

      Lap 3 Jacob/5th Place Bandit/Mr 3rd Place.

  • @beavertrax4959
    @beavertrax4959 3 месяца назад +446

    Jacob's descent into madness is like Icarus getting shot in the foot and set on fire before he could ever make his wings.

    • @Sir_Arson
      @Sir_Arson 3 месяца назад +17

      Jacob is just Icarus

  • @JAYfromspace
    @JAYfromspace 3 месяца назад +191

    if jacob didnt get a bubble bath, a hot chocolate, and a big hug after this, im throwing hands

    • @CallMeVidd
      @CallMeVidd 2 месяца назад +4

      I don't think you need to do anything, if he didn't get all that he's going down a joker arc

  • @shadowthief19
    @shadowthief19 3 месяца назад +391

    As someone who watched the vod, watching alpharad start so positively, the gradual descent into madness, just to get so close for like 5 tracks in a row just to get robbed....I could never

    • @fishnewt1331
      @fishnewt1331 3 месяца назад +8

      “Positively”. Let’s go with that.

  • @Rosas_city
    @Rosas_city 3 месяца назад +464

    "I'm heading straight to that child" imagine hearing that without any context lol

    • @CelesteRiri
      @CelesteRiri 3 месяца назад

      Fr lmao

    • @supermannygamer2003
      @supermannygamer2003 3 месяца назад +18

      Drakes
      Drakes everywhere I go
      Not even royale is safe from him

    • @AlanOfficialBoi
      @AlanOfficialBoi 3 месяца назад

      ​@@supermannygamer2003damn it. I was gonna mention Drake

    • @Rosas_city
      @Rosas_city 3 месяца назад

      @supermannygamer2003 what does wildcard have to do with drake?

    • @supermannygamer2003
      @supermannygamer2003 3 месяца назад

      @@Rosas_city random people and characters targeting children
      Like the goblin cage

  • @daftmouth
    @daftmouth 3 месяца назад +152

    heres some stats from this video
    WEEGEE scored an average of 12 points per race, the equivalent of coming second in every race. which is insane.
    the CPUs scored a combined total of id say around 2100. whereas WILDCARD had a combined total of 5407.
    i genuinely might sit down and see who got hit with the most green shells (i will need to watch every single persons individual streams though)

    • @onebear6504
      @onebear6504 3 месяца назад +2

      Hero already

    • @WonderThighs
      @WonderThighs Месяц назад

      Any stats on green shells?

    • @Stormzy2heaven
      @Stormzy2heaven Месяц назад +1

      Did you/will you do it?

    • @daftmouth
      @daftmouth Месяц назад +1

      @@Stormzy2heaven sadly not. id of needed a vod of every single persons pov and not everyone streamed

  • @goatcurry.
    @goatcurry. 3 месяца назад +680

    Baby Rosalina is such a menace. It's no wonder she's my favorite WILD/CARD member

    • @badashe1364
      @badashe1364 3 месяца назад +19

      Better than Nina?! I think there’s something wrong here.

    • @RedSaber9
      @RedSaber9 3 месяца назад +12

      ​@@badashe1364baby rosalina is nina in disguise

    • @Nicolas-pm6bo
      @Nicolas-pm6bo 3 месяца назад +1

      @@badashe1364who is Nina?

    • @Kirbicle
      @Kirbicle 3 месяца назад +9

      @@Nicolas-pm6boFrom the Mario DS battle royal vid

  • @stardragon-ig8fd
    @stardragon-ig8fd 3 месяца назад +143

    17:29 I have only heard Alphard yell like that one other time. I know he was malding after that shell.

    • @marshall3314
      @marshall3314 3 месяца назад +21

      Oh trust me, he malded a lot in this

    • @Chillaccino1
      @Chillaccino1 3 месяца назад +16

      WHAT DID I SAY BRAYDEN??? WHAT DID I SAY?!?!

    • @gulpin768
      @gulpin768 2 месяца назад +1

      (Flashbacks to Golden Ronald)

  • @Jouzujanai
    @Jouzujanai 3 месяца назад +82

    6:25
    Honestly the creator of Jaiden's V-Tuber model (or however the programing works) is impressive. It even did the mouth shape when making the Shy-Guy noise. Pretty neat!

    • @suiway
      @suiway 3 месяца назад +4

      Agreed completely, it's ridiculously well done. The movement and expression at 2:34 also stands out to me. Whoever made that really did a fantastic job!

  • @jamesesterline
    @jamesesterline 3 месяца назад +240

    Jacob threatening to dox Smith at 57:51 actually caught me off guard holy shit

    • @marshall3314
      @marshall3314 3 месяца назад +8

      Let's not pull a yaki

    • @the-arctic-wolf1438
      @the-arctic-wolf1438 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@marshall3314 what happened?

    • @SiebayPlays
      @SiebayPlays 3 месяца назад +1

      @@marshall3314Wait wtf

    • @airprime5063
      @airprime5063 3 месяца назад +3

      @@marshall3314 oh damn this is the first i heard about this, wow.
      I *just* rewatched the Pikmin 5 Mongy video where she was "mpreg" today and this came out of left feild.

    • @fr0stdr4ke95
      @fr0stdr4ke95 2 месяца назад +23

      ​@@the-arctic-wolf1438For anyone curious about the Yaki comment. Imagine everything that happened with SkyDoesMinecraft. But watered down. Harassment. Bullying. Trying to start shit with people by telling both sides opposite things. Isolating people from events. And her whole gremlin persona was legit iirc. She was not a tidy person.

  • @ILUvLyss
    @ILUvLyss 3 месяца назад +111

    this episode in a summary:
    Cade: Yelling
    Smith: being relatable
    Jacob: again fighting his demons
    Kidd: *whispers* white lightning-
    Void: coping with his losing streak and loss of sanity (tho honestly who wasn’t)
    Jaiden: *VIOLENCEEEEEE*
    i have never heard Jaiden cuss and diss this much in my life
    10/10 top tier episode

  • @sunnydotjpeg
    @sunnydotjpeg 3 месяца назад +78

    alternate title: jacob's slow descent to apathy while everyone else devolves to madness

  • @freep3115
    @freep3115 3 месяца назад +195

    3:13 coolest thing I've ever seen in mario kart. Dry Bowser got the grind

    • @LiamR-pg7od
      @LiamR-pg7od 3 месяца назад +4

      New shortcut?

    • @mcmonkey26
      @mcmonkey26 3 месяца назад +3

      @@LiamR-pg7odnew longcut

    • @MusicComet
      @MusicComet 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@mcmonkey26 New COOL-cut.

    • @LiamR-pg7od
      @LiamR-pg7od 3 месяца назад +2

      @@MusicComet Yes

  • @ItsHayden
    @ItsHayden 3 месяца назад +93

    Jacob and Kidd being tied at the end is honestly surprising

    • @SuperZeroLPer
      @SuperZeroLPer 3 месяца назад +41

      kidd got disconnected in the dlc tracks and lost over 100 points

    • @b0nnebunne
      @b0nnebunne 3 месяца назад +1

      yo is that haydentw in wildcard comment section

  • @iGlowBerries
    @iGlowBerries 3 месяца назад +192

    There can only be one Skin man.

    • @marybonner7432
      @marybonner7432 3 месяца назад +24

      Void and Kidd must fight to keep their skin 😂

    • @ReadingSilently
      @ReadingSilently 3 месяца назад

      ​@@marybonner7432 :0

  • @acoolguy3785
    @acoolguy3785 3 месяца назад +70

    48:45 bro alpharad had me so hyped up and then it all just went away, i legit facepalmed

    • @TJ-Henry-Yoshi
      @TJ-Henry-Yoshi 3 месяца назад +10

      If he just held that drift instead of releasing it it he totally would have been fine. Truly a tragedy unfolding in real time

  • @SomeAsian
    @SomeAsian 3 месяца назад +200

    AKA Jacob's Villain Arc

    • @Gianka62
      @Gianka62 3 месяца назад +2

      Jacob's Kieran Arc

    • @MysteryGuradian
      @MysteryGuradian 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@Gianka62NAAAAAAAA YOU DID HIM DIRTY ☠️

  • @Billy_your_Friend
    @Billy_your_Friend 3 месяца назад +85

    "There is no Jesus"
    Jacob slowly spiraling into insanety reminds of myself when I am playing with my friends

  • @bigpoggers6507
    @bigpoggers6507 3 месяца назад +36

    Eventually Alphard is going to drop an "And I began to HATE." level speech from this

  • @alexalmanza8426
    @alexalmanza8426 3 месяца назад +97

    I never get tired of seeing alpharads little avatar its so damn cute

    • @MarkoIronFist
      @MarkoIronFist 3 месяца назад +8

      It will end you while going :O :| :O

    • @Coco-hq6ns
      @Coco-hq6ns 3 месяца назад +1

      :O :l
      Yeah I felt that

  • @niko73972
    @niko73972 3 месяца назад +51

    0:25 Void is like the only human actor in a muppets movie

  • @RatOfTheWoods
    @RatOfTheWoods 3 месяца назад +82

    Watched the VOD & Jacob rly did play out of his damn mind only for the game to do them so dirty 💀

  • @Azrrath
    @Azrrath 3 месяца назад +93

    Jaiden being bowser is hella accurate as she targets everyone that provokes her

  • @agehigh7476
    @agehigh7476 3 месяца назад +45

    I watched this video like a podcast without looking at the screen and every 7 minutes it sounds like one of those “every disagreement played at once” videos where everyone perfectly harmonizes to be angry at baby rosalina by pure coincidence

  • @DaPuddingDragonSlayer
    @DaPuddingDragonSlayer 3 месяца назад +72

    It’s sad that Kidd and Void couldn’t make it but White Lightning and Skin Man1 are good replacements

    • @angelakumar6604
      @angelakumar6604 3 месяца назад +4

      unfortunate that wildcard member 3 couldn’t make it 😔

    • @azurine143
      @azurine143 3 месяца назад

      Wish AlpharadTV could've made it too, shame.

  • @goldenft3208
    @goldenft3208 3 месяца назад +24

    56:40 Jacob went pretty high up in the air on this complex track before it all came crumbling down, one could even say he flew a little too close to the

  • @knexwiz289
    @knexwiz289 3 месяца назад +80

    There is something i find so ammusing about 4 of them being on the meta combos, Jaiden almost meta, and then theres Void on shy guy XD

  • @AlexPies1
    @AlexPies1 3 месяца назад +21

    41:46 legit have not heard Jacob scream that loud in a YEARS.

  • @megamartinez4488
    @megamartinez4488 3 месяца назад +44

    Jacob really went from "Alpha :D" to "Alpha :("

    • @onebear6504
      @onebear6504 3 месяца назад

      51:55 I really thought this was Jacob finally getting his first first place but it was actually Smith 🤣

    • @Coco-hq6ns
      @Coco-hq6ns 3 месяца назад +3

      Alpha glad has now become alpha sad.

  • @berryl1333
    @berryl1333 3 месяца назад +37

    i love "editor, include *it all*" so much, it's just said with such vitriol

  • @OPHANEMx
    @OPHANEMx 3 месяца назад +374

    You guys should add someone named Aiden to the group. So you can have a full Fortnite squad of: Jaiden, Hayden, Braiden and Aiden

    • @AshlynLeeThatsMe
      @AshlynLeeThatsMe 3 месяца назад +79

      Alternatively, we all pretend Cade's legal name is Cade-n

    • @wass195
      @wass195 3 месяца назад +8

      smith can be smithin'

    • @bukenator0788
      @bukenator0788 3 месяца назад +6

      uh... Void-in

    • @frenchfryfry800
      @frenchfryfry800 3 месяца назад +9

      …Jacoben sounds like what kids will be named in 20 years

    • @Sir_Arson
      @Sir_Arson 3 месяца назад

      Alphen?

  • @mr.frigid8102
    @mr.frigid8102 3 месяца назад +34

    59:55 Jacobs just absolutely begging for his life and I feel so sorry for him

  • @Grimsoth
    @Grimsoth 3 месяца назад +38

    Need a "Playing all Mario Party Maps" so Jacob can gain some of his sanity back

  • @MercuryA2000
    @MercuryA2000 3 месяца назад +11

    Because I apparently have nothing better to do I decided to calculate everybody's averages for overall, first half, and second half. Why? I WISH I KNEW!!! Here they are if you're curious:
    First half:
    Weegee: Average of 13.0 points per race or a third of the way from second to first.
    Smith: Average of 10 points per race or exactly third
    Jaiden: Average of 9.77 points per race or a little better than 3/4 of the way from fourth to third
    Void: Average of 9.75 points per race or Exactly 3/4 of the way from fourth to third
    Kidd: Average of 9.44 or almost halfway between fourth and third
    Alpha: Average of 7.27 points per race or barely a quarter better than sixth.
    For an average of 474.2 or 9.88 points per race. Which means on average a wildcard member will be cursing out whoever stole third from them.
    Second half: (Extrapolated from the two score tallies)
    Weegee: Average of 11.6 points per race three quarters of the way from third to second
    Smith: Average of 10.4 points per race or a quarter of the way from third to second
    Void: Average of 9.58 points per race or a little better than halfway from fourth to third
    Jaiden: Average of 8.75 points per race or Exactly 3/4 of the way from fifth to fourth
    Alpharad: Average of 7.65 or almost 2/3 of the way from sixth to fifth
    Kidd: Average of 5.48 points per race or barely shy of halfway to seventh
    For an average of 427 or 8.90 points per race. Which means on average wildcard isn't even getting fourth on the DLC.
    Overall:
    Weegee: Average of 12.3 points per race or just slightly above second
    Smith: Average of 10.2 points per race or just slightly above third
    Void: Average of 9.67 points per race or 2/3 of the way from fourth to third
    Jaiden: Average of 9.26 points per race or just slightly above fourth
    Kidd and Alpha: Average of 7.46 or halfway between fifth and sixth
    For an average score of 901.2 or 9.39 points per race. Which means on average a wildcard member will be just shy of a medal on any given track.'
    Random extra fun facts:
    Weegee and Smith are the only members who, on average, place on the podium.
    On average, wild card members score an entire placement ahead on base game courses over DLC.
    Kidd has the largest falloff from Base game to DLC, with a drop of 3.96 or almost four places. Ouch.
    Jaiden is marginally better than Void in base game, but .83 points behind him in DLC.
    Alpharad needs a hug.

    • @buddyboardgames4238
      @buddyboardgames4238 3 месяца назад +5

      Kidd got DC'd during DLC, so that's why the numbers between base and DLC don't make sense. Lost over 100 points

    • @MercuryA2000
      @MercuryA2000 3 месяца назад +2

      @@buddyboardgames4238 I had that thought when I was watching the video. I noticed his point value was through the floor and figured either he had started throwing or he got disconnected.
      I don't think that matters though. I used the points total that they put at the end of the video, not the in game one. If he didn't get those points added back to his score at the end, then the editor did kid dirty.

  • @anniebeez
    @anniebeez 3 месяца назад +44

    Jacob is literally having no fun this video LOL
    i actually feel really bad for him holy moly is he getting mario karted.

    • @sunshinebrownie4545
      @sunshinebrownie4545 3 месяца назад +5

      Yeah, I felt especially bad when he was in a good position but one of the Windcards threw something that just made him lose 4 places

    • @onebear6504
      @onebear6504 3 месяца назад +4

      Idk if it's his content luck or he throws his items too much too fast but he always has no defense huh

    • @phelps6205
      @phelps6205 3 месяца назад +2

      He might be the worst Mario kart player I've seen

  • @locofolko
    @locofolko 3 месяца назад +20

    As someone who watched the 6hr vod it was hard seeing Jacob just getting blasted at all angles. Bro went through every stage of grief too

  • @queenmajura5794
    @queenmajura5794 3 месяца назад +35

    I like how Smith only has Jacob’s fuggy in the bottom right

  • @HYPERHUEZZ
    @HYPERHUEZZ 3 месяца назад +22

    Smith being an absolute MENACE in mario kart was so expected yet so unexpected at the same time

  • @datlofiguy
    @datlofiguy 3 месяца назад +15

    Editor zooming in on Jacob every single time he muted himself to say something is so funny yet respectful

  • @Zoroark_Master
    @Zoroark_Master 3 месяца назад +29

    Not often you see Jacob struggling in last place of all places

  • @Skybr328
    @Skybr328 3 месяца назад +34

    I think Lakitu puropsley waits at least 5 seconds before putting you down from his fishing rod

  • @ShallBePurified
    @ShallBePurified 3 месяца назад +25

    Void should enter tournaments as "Skin Man 1" with no context. It would be hilarious lol

  • @ThatWontHurt
    @ThatWontHurt 3 месяца назад +21

    Watching alpha’s downward spiral in real time was devastating

  • @SupermewX300
    @SupermewX300 3 месяца назад +22

    I suppose this explains where Jacob's luck comes from, he is cursed with garbage luck in Mario Kart.

  • @FullmetalNinja25
    @FullmetalNinja25 3 месяца назад +45

    "Do you ever wonder if the people you hang out with even like you?"
    Yes AlphaRad, I do know that feeling sadly.

    • @Coco-hq6ns
      @Coco-hq6ns 3 месяца назад +4

      Yeah a bit too well

  • @Symptomatic315
    @Symptomatic315 3 месяца назад +26

    Jacob and Smith’s friendship hasn’t recovered since this stream

  • @michaelr5597
    @michaelr5597 3 месяца назад +18

    Jacob’s punished arc just being “You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me”

  • @TheFatFlatCat
    @TheFatFlatCat 3 месяца назад +34

    alternate title "jacob getting his shit fucked up for 1 hour straight"

  • @fearlessghgg
    @fearlessghgg Месяц назад +6

    No one talking about Void saying "I'm switching mains" then it just cuts to him as a different shy guy. that is peak right there

  • @ling5626
    @ling5626 3 месяца назад +31

    Baby rosalina for sure left some traumas on the road

  • @radarswordfire
    @radarswordfire 3 месяца назад +60

    7:51 we got Jaiden dissing Drake

  • @IgnatiusXI
    @IgnatiusXI 3 месяца назад +32

    This is either the last time Jacob plays Mario Kart, or he is about to go on the longest in secret training arc so this never happens again.

  • @ImSonith
    @ImSonith 3 месяца назад +65

    The sequal:
    2 skin men vs 2d characters

    • @PokerJoker811
      @PokerJoker811 3 месяца назад +2

      Well, the 2D characters would just be Fyrus, Smith, and Alpha, right? Cade is a static image and the ladies are both 3D.

  • @samsee_ca
    @samsee_ca 3 месяца назад +18

    36:09 “I’ll see you on Track 36”
    55:38 (VoiD finishes 8th lol)

  • @ohmyjosh5269
    @ohmyjosh5269 3 месяца назад +8

    Upon the Waluigi Pinball moment at 41:45, I had a BetterHelp ad cover half my screen.

  • @LeGabr
    @LeGabr 3 месяца назад +57

    Beware of the “Skin Man”

    • @PokerJoker811
      @PokerJoker811 3 месяца назад

      Skin MEN. Don't let Kidd slide under the radar.

  • @RepublicaSindicalista_doBrasil
    @RepublicaSindicalista_doBrasil 2 месяца назад +5

    59:00 That actually made me very happy.

  • @Defaultnoobisme
    @Defaultnoobisme 3 месяца назад +13

    Alpharad’s slow descent into madness is so sad but also entertaining to watch

  • @mysticdigital5936
    @mysticdigital5936 3 месяца назад +9

    This might be my favorite WILDCARD video. I love Mario Kart and this was hilarious. My sincerest condolences to Jacob Alpharad, the pain you have experienced is beyond Mario Kart's wildest. Can't believe he ended up tying with Kidd in the end either. Love this game and these tracks, I do wonder how the heck MK9 will top this game.

  • @enzoponce1881
    @enzoponce1881 3 месяца назад +8

    I have never felt so physically sorry for a man in my entire life, jacob just got absolutely destroyed on that entire ordeal

  • @sunnydotjpeg
    @sunnydotjpeg 3 месяца назад +12

    i love the utter hatred for all the cpu characters throughout the video (especially baby rosalina and tanooki mario)

  • @Surfing_Floatzel
    @Surfing_Floatzel 3 месяца назад +12

    you can see the trajectory of Jacob literally becoming the Joker

  • @diegoalvarez4150
    @diegoalvarez4150 3 месяца назад +9

    I can wholeheartedly empathize with Jacob's suffering throughout this ENTIRE video, I cannot for the life of me get any form of victory in any of the games I play. Never fear Jacob, you are not alone in the endless suffering that is the "git gud" club. Keep the videos coming y'all, I enjoy every last one.

    • @abbyelectric
      @abbyelectric 3 месяца назад +3

      I once did the exact same thing as Jacob during a Kart session with a group a friend of mine was part of. What was most annoying is that I kept getting MarioKarted while the person I disliked most in that group (who was also celebrating their birthday) was basically getting handed free wins. fuck that shit man, it sucks.

  • @Hanandro-C
    @Hanandro-C 3 месяца назад +15

    I have never seen Alpha be more miserable playing something

  • @FairwaysOnly
    @FairwaysOnly 3 месяца назад +20

    It’s become a yearly tradition for me and some friends to do this. It’s torture

  • @Thatguy223-vc4wb
    @Thatguy223-vc4wb 3 месяца назад +26

    9:20 was some WILD plot armour

  • @GreatDaneGames1
    @GreatDaneGames1 3 месяца назад +11

    Jacob was stuck with the Murphy's Law of Mario Kart 🥲

  • @Kirbicle
    @Kirbicle 3 месяца назад +14

    All I’m saying is that if you haven’t experienced Baby Park in Double Dash, you haven’t experienced true chaos

  • @GMKGoji01
    @GMKGoji01 3 месяца назад +13

    ✅Party Crashers
    ✅WILDCARD
    Now we wait for the Underdogs and/or Sidequest to race on all 96 tracks! Hopefully, as
    FUNKY KONG on the BONE RATTLAH!!

  • @edwardnygma8533
    @edwardnygma8533 3 месяца назад +3

    31:29 This is such an emotional rollercoaster I legitimately need to take a break halfway through to decompress and recharge.

  • @sleepdeprivedpikachu7235
    @sleepdeprivedpikachu7235 3 месяца назад +8

    i feel so bad for jacob it’s like jaiden’s little bad luck imp casually jumped to him for this entire play through

  • @Parapsyche
    @Parapsyche 3 месяца назад +14

    Jaiden, I need to know if Jacob got a hug and some good food after this recording.

  • @aarontshibassu2601
    @aarontshibassu2601 16 дней назад +1

    “Catch this block on every platform” I almost choked while laughing when jaiden said that😂

  • @Mintgummy_
    @Mintgummy_ 3 месяца назад +12

    32:17 everyone saying no wayyyy 😂

  • @TimofejBliki
    @TimofejBliki 3 месяца назад +11

    In this video: the wildcard cast all take turns malding for 1 hour

  • @noleafclover7356
    @noleafclover7356 3 месяца назад +6

    I love how Jaiden went from this family friendly fun animation youtuber to "FUCKING DIE BABY ROSALINA"

  • @mattlyons9027
    @mattlyons9027 3 месяца назад +6

    All these years of Jacob’s luck balanced out in one Mario kart session

  • @thegameplayer125
    @thegameplayer125 3 месяца назад +6

    safe to say jacob will most definitely not be playing this game again anytime soon

  • @J.Blazer
    @J.Blazer 3 месяца назад +8

    Jacob pinning the green shells on the ai gets funnier each time

  • @AFKain
    @AFKain 3 месяца назад +4

    I'm amazed this got compressed enough for a 1 hour video. The amount of suffering that happened though, that was a live experience you had to be there for.

  • @greedyProphet
    @greedyProphet 3 месяца назад +13

    Ngl I think Jacob should have tapped out in the back half. There's not having fun for content and then just not having fun.

    • @jammyjam3074
      @jammyjam3074 2 месяца назад +1

      What No it’s more hilarious watching him suffer and rage🤣

    • @fr0stdr4ke95
      @fr0stdr4ke95 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@jammyjam3074Their point was that it might have been better for him mentally to quit early, regardless of how we might have felt.

    • @jammyjam3074
      @jammyjam3074 2 месяца назад +1

      @@fr0stdr4ke95 no it makes for funnier content. If he was really that deeply bothered and upset he would’ve but he didn’t because he knows it wasn’t that serious. He was fine

    • @fr0stdr4ke95
      @fr0stdr4ke95 2 месяца назад +2

      @@jammyjam3074 Idk. We don't know what his mental was like internally up until he finally quit. He could have genuinely been feeling like shit and kept going because it was for the content.

    • @jammyjam3074
      @jammyjam3074 2 месяца назад +1

      @@fr0stdr4ke95 well hes obviously fine now so it’s clear it wasn’t a big deal. He’s not a kid he’s practically a 30 year old man, he knows if somethings really wrong or damaging he’ll stop for his own sake don’t worry.
      Creators like markiplier always film their rages and annoyances because they know it’ll be funny looking back on

  • @thegreat4
    @thegreat4 3 месяца назад +14

    I saw this vod
    Poor jacob