The Ness Amiibo Drinking Game

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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
  • Jo and I embark on a dangerous journey and meet some new friends along the way.
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @Alpharad
    @Alpharad  4 года назад +2997

    FOLLOW ALL THE PEOPLE WHO APPEARED RANDOMLY IN THIS VIDEO BECAUSE THEY'RE MY GOOD FRIENDS
    JO: twitter.com/josniffy
    ADRIANA: twitter.com/adrianafigueroa
    DON: twitter.com/dad_dot_jpeg
    MAJOR: twitter.com/majordduncan

  • @jerjerbonks451
    @jerjerbonks451 4 года назад +6136

    “Alcohol tastes like water to me rn” is the most dangerous thing to experience when drinking

    • @cyroclasim
      @cyroclasim 4 года назад +62

      Elaborate.

    • @pixellego4773
      @pixellego4773 4 года назад +169

      cyroclasim water is needed to survive. You are 70% water

    • @jerjerbonks451
      @jerjerbonks451 4 года назад +498

      cyroclasim water tastes like nothing and is easy to drink, if he is drinking gin like he drinks water then liver failure is just around the corner

    • @cyroclasim
      @cyroclasim 4 года назад +58

      @@pixellego4773 So is there more alcohol then water in your body at that point? Cuz if so that IS real bad

    • @cyroclasim
      @cyroclasim 4 года назад +106

      @@jerjerbonks451 ah gotcha. That's actually terrifying

  • @LinkandSariaForLife
    @LinkandSariaForLife 4 года назад +9334

    Dude just monetized his drunk hangout with his friends. I cannot wait for him to do this again.

    • @wateriswet7224
      @wateriswet7224 4 года назад +236

      This is easily one of my favourite videos, simply because the Bois just decided to join drunk alpha and Jo aswell, and that to me was just amazing

    • @jamivro8710
      @jamivro8710 4 года назад +40

      RC19 GAMING It gives me the same vibes as his super smashed Bros video with Travis

    • @drakath5727
      @drakath5727 4 года назад +15

      But... he did this before with overwatch too. Why are you even surprised..?

    • @shawn8366
      @shawn8366 4 года назад +16

      If he makes another drunk video I am going to be ecstatic

    • @jackalscry8173
      @jackalscry8173 4 года назад +5

      This is amazing

  • @jaediety
    @jaediety 4 года назад +1446

    "Goldfish brain?! Like the food!?" is the most Ellie thing Jacob has ever said

    • @lily-_-
      @lily-_- 4 года назад +30

      The sort of thing sober Ellie would say. Imagine her power when Jacob can only say something like that after a lot of drinks.

  • @Bareezio
    @Bareezio 4 года назад +4066

    They say drunk words are sober thoughts.
    "I wIsH hErAcRoSs WaS mY dAd"

    • @gerardogutierrez4911
      @gerardogutierrez4911 4 года назад +133

      I wish heracross was my dad. He's so strong.

    • @macmadness5932
      @macmadness5932 3 года назад +56

      What is yellow?!?

    • @KhaiRSZone.
      @KhaiRSZone. 3 года назад +3

      When did he say that?

    • @beatzdyer
      @beatzdyer 3 года назад +3

      That is provably false

    • @paichni3474
      @paichni3474 3 года назад +16

      Honestly if I was a beetle and heracross was my father I would be happy with it, he’s a strong dude and a funny dude.

  • @FranXiT
    @FranXiT 4 года назад +4203

    The thing that scares me the most is that his drunk humor is somehow tamer than his normal humor.

    • @justswift5369
      @justswift5369 4 года назад +183

      I bet he's trying to keep it tame so he's able to post it to youtube.

    • @kiraf8704
      @kiraf8704 4 года назад +326

      "I didn't order a coronavirus!"

    • @Plasmapea987
      @Plasmapea987 4 года назад +9

      Tru

    • @justanamitard
      @justanamitard 4 года назад +61

      Sorry but I have to disagree. I am falling off my chair laughing

    • @ATheSeller
      @ATheSeller 4 года назад +8

      Can't like because it's at 666 likes
      Edit I liked it now

  • @Duarte_GB
    @Duarte_GB 4 года назад +5254

    "what banjo is in this game?"
    "I dont like the numebr 9"
    "meglavonia"
    "this stage is yellow wtf is yellow"
    "everything is just a blur to me"
    "i wish heracross was my dad"
    they sound so permanently confused

    • @Gnome_Tank
      @Gnome_Tank 4 года назад +87

      yep there shit faced

    • @blui3609
      @blui3609 4 года назад +175

      “I DIDNT ORDER A CORONAVIRUS!!!”

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 4 года назад +106

      "is arsen just joker's dad?"

    • @at-bazelgeuse
      @at-bazelgeuse 4 года назад +136

      "i wish heracross was my dad"
      "dude, heracross F U C K S"

    • @onagle_9279
      @onagle_9279 4 года назад +30

      AlexThe9 when they say they don’t like the number 9:...I lost my hope and my dream

  • @fatman2841
    @fatman2841 4 года назад +3310

    I didn’t know the Rock Paper Scissors tweet at the time was a drunk tweet. I thought that was just sober Alpharad being goofy

    • @Kosecant
      @Kosecant 4 года назад +204

      I don't think Jacob recovered from this video, he might still be drunk

    • @sharkfinnigan9876
      @sharkfinnigan9876 4 года назад +91

      I have yet to beat him at Rock Paper Scissors. I’m sad

    • @eagletsnupper7876
      @eagletsnupper7876 4 года назад +17

      Jacob is an alcoholic.

    • @SomeAsian
      @SomeAsian 4 года назад +37

      I did too, it sounded like something Alpha would post on the normal....

    • @ironici
      @ironici 4 года назад +19

      Adriana tweeted vicariously through him

  • @finnpom7795
    @finnpom7795 4 года назад +2569

    "Ness goes off stage and goes BAH BAH"
    "This stage is yellow! What the FUCK is yellow??"
    "Shit the coronavirus because its bad.."
    "I wish heracross was my dad"
    "Ive not given any alchohol for my ness amiibo (and a bit after that:"ive had him for 21 years")"
    "Oh SHIT thats an alchohol"
    "HOLY SHIT FUCK"
    "I live in a dry house now.. and my liver is gonna kill me"
    "GOLDFISH? LIKE THE FOOD?"

    • @Extramrdo
      @Extramrdo 3 года назад +147

      "I didn't order a coronavirus!"

    • @alilrevive7972
      @alilrevive7972 3 года назад +120

      “She’s probably 35 and still in 3rd grade”

    • @TrashPANDA658
      @TrashPANDA658 3 года назад +93

      “Can we agree that 9 is like a trash-tier number?”

    • @InsanePigeon
      @InsanePigeon 3 года назад +56

      meglavonia

    • @TrashPANDA658
      @TrashPANDA658 3 года назад +45

      “I do like the sauce he had though. It just ain’t enough. This dude thought he had the Kane’s sauce, but in reality it was every sauce that every fast food company has for some reason. It was ketchup and mayonnaise, why?”

  • @benjaminokonski9186
    @benjaminokonski9186 4 года назад +994

    Alpharad: *tweets Megalovania*
    Twitter: “Don’t worry, he’s just drunk.”

    • @fletch-a-sketch9250
      @fletch-a-sketch9250 4 года назад +88

      *Meglavonia

    • @hiyaa_q
      @hiyaa_q 4 года назад +1

      @@bolt_beam megalovania is correct... woooosh me i dare you

    • @john1931
      @john1931 4 года назад

      ATOM it’s Megalovania

    • @cuno115
      @cuno115 4 года назад

      ATOM do you even megalovania bro

    • @josephnoeske2676
      @josephnoeske2676 4 года назад

      Please enlighten me. Why does he tweet Megalovania all the time? Is that for when he's streaming o9r when he's drunk?

  • @Lars_Hermsen
    @Lars_Hermsen 4 года назад +1651

    “I didn’t order Coronavirus!!!”
    Both laugh, almost ascending to a higher level
    Also, imagine you’re playing against an Amiibo and it fucking disconnects

    • @nightniro131
      @nightniro131 4 года назад +7

      Hmm

    • @majomaheriose
      @majomaheriose 4 года назад +59

      Plot twist: Ness was Adrianna playing all alomg and she just got tired of 3 stocking people, so she rage quitted to AC
      Alt Plot twist: Alpha was wrong. Ness is sentient. He just PK-Controlled Alpha's mind to agree with Adrianna

    • @zakalot4480
      @zakalot4480 4 года назад +6

      Well I mean, he didn't order coronavirus.

    • @luigimaxwell8946
      @luigimaxwell8946 4 года назад +1

      Plot twist: Coronavirus is a creeper

    • @fortnitefan7273
      @fortnitefan7273 4 года назад +1

      I genuinely felt bad for that guy, he was pretty clos

  • @Sitruk86
    @Sitruk86 4 года назад +609

    14:35 "this stage is yellow! wtf is yellow?" -sentient bottle of alcohol

    • @xpload
      @xpload 4 года назад +29

      I freaking died at "wtf is yellow"

    • @jennamarylou1538
      @jennamarylou1538 4 года назад +4

      Sitruk86 this was my favourite quote lmfao

    • @cultured2535
      @cultured2535 4 года назад +9

      That was when we all knew they were starting to get drunk

    • @digodabrik201
      @digodabrik201 4 года назад +6

      I THOUGHT THISS STAGE WAS JUST RED AND BLUE- friend of sentient bottle of alcohol

  • @DancinLumberjack
    @DancinLumberjack 4 года назад +1605

    0:00 "So this is a Ness amiibo drinking game."
    16:00 "I wish Heracross was my dad."

    • @Pootis-hn3ky
      @Pootis-hn3ky 4 года назад +76

      ““The stage is yellow WTF is yellow?”

    • @paulgentili1425
      @paulgentili1425 3 года назад +8

      @Silver Chariot Over Heaven to be fair Alpharad would say that anyway

    • @littlemisseevee2309
      @littlemisseevee2309 3 года назад +6

      @@Pootis-hn3ky “I thought it was red and blue”

    • @bleachcan1132
      @bleachcan1132 2 года назад

      alchohol is the window to the human mind

    • @TheDarkMewtwo996
      @TheDarkMewtwo996 2 года назад +5

      meglavonia

  • @stargazersdance
    @stargazersdance 4 года назад +593

    He really ended the Arena to join someone's Island.
    That's a chad move.

    • @centaurusprime7319
      @centaurusprime7319 4 года назад +22

      In the middle of that incineroar's match.

    • @Heoltor
      @Heoltor 4 года назад +25

      @@centaurusprime7319 Let's all agree Incineroar won that one

    • @guspauline7460
      @guspauline7460 4 года назад +8

      No, he ended the Smash Bros for a wahman, he's a traitor and a *SIMP*

  • @lesam5015
    @lesam5015 4 года назад +1294

    Jo and Alpha get blackout drunk with a 13 dollar toy: The Movie

  • @NowRacattackForce
    @NowRacattackForce 4 года назад +725

    "I don't remember anything that happens after this point."
    *nine minutes left*
    Oh no.

    • @brink7894
      @brink7894 4 года назад +9

      NowRacattackForce that translates to about half an hour minimum which is the funniest shit ever.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 4 года назад

      666 likes

  • @her0966
    @her0966 3 года назад +275

    "he's a falco player, he's used to losing"
    Why does that absolute fact hurt so bad

    • @DnDj282
      @DnDj282 2 года назад +4

      I feel you, but at the same time I'm laughing my ass of.

  • @theillusionist1494
    @theillusionist1494 4 года назад +431

    “I didn’t order a c*****virus” is one of the funniest sentences I’ve ever seen

    • @Wrpel
      @Wrpel 4 года назад +2

      Coronavirus

    • @zackbrushaber
      @zackbrushaber 4 года назад +3

      Funniest shit I ever saw

    • @pinchanzo5446
      @pinchanzo5446 4 года назад +2

      Ur pfp looks like an animal collective cover

    • @carsonwilson1654
      @carsonwilson1654 4 года назад +2

      You know there drunk when they start making plussy references

    • @froakieguy1116
      @froakieguy1116 4 года назад

      Why

  • @prettymucheverything1033
    @prettymucheverything1033 4 года назад +746

    Alpha: “this stage is yellow!”
    Jo: “I thought it was red and blue?”

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken 4 года назад +26

      This entire video is "HOLY SHIT, [insert obvious fact here]!!!"

    • @connora4554
      @connora4554 4 года назад +11

      The 148th Kakapo Banjo’s in this game?!?!

    • @mangaprofilepicture5820
      @mangaprofilepicture5820 4 года назад +18

      @@connora4554 I can't believe jo is so stupid, Banjos been in the game since smash 64. You just had to best 1P mode without taking any damage

    • @nonplayercharacter12333
      @nonplayercharacter12333 4 года назад +9

      WHAT THE FUCK IS YELLOW?!?

    • @prettymucheverything1033
      @prettymucheverything1033 4 года назад +3

      anime profile picture Ik right? If only luigi was in the game

  • @_mixunity
    @_mixunity 4 года назад +1106

    "Ya know heracross?"
    "Y-yea i know heracross"
    "Heracross is super sick i wish he was my dad"
    Me to Alpha me to

    • @dramaexterminatus
      @dramaexterminatus 4 года назад +12

      Hello me to.
      I'm dad.

    • @duckwarrior7080
      @duckwarrior7080 4 года назад +14

      @@dramaexterminatus you completely butchered that joke.

    • @datalysjr3339
      @datalysjr3339 4 года назад +6

      Duck Warrior *it’s all about sending a message*

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 4 года назад +1

      It’s all about being a dumb beetle

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 4 года назад

      Dj funky scorpions chain that cut through your emotions

  • @GGolden2500
    @GGolden2500 4 года назад +626

    Stages of getting drunk:
    0:00 - 4:00 Normal
    4:00 - 12:00 Slightly drunk
    12:00 - 18:00 Drunk _(Random laughing and swearing)_
    15:30 -16:00 Peak Drunk
    18:03 - 21:00 Real Drunk _(He doesn't even remember anything from this point forward)_
    21:40 *The legendary post* _(I'm surprised this jewel came to his mind while drunk)_
    24:00 - 27:00 Demoman level drunk _(Random rambling, swearing, laughter, etc.)_

  • @williampower8570
    @williampower8570 4 года назад +543

    "Drinky" sounds like the 8th dwarf that got kicked out of the group for always getting shit faced

    • @williampower8570
      @williampower8570 4 года назад +4

      @@insaneusername8340 lmao thanks man

    • @randomdude3318
      @randomdude3318 4 года назад +7

      Ah yes, my favorite dwarf Dricky

    • @Fizz-Q
      @Fizz-Q 4 года назад +2

      @@randomdude3318 dricky martin

    • @adfadge
      @adfadge 4 года назад

      And his long lost twenty times removed cousin called drcky

    • @Akranejames
      @Akranejames 4 года назад

      He went on to be the ancestor of all Fantasy dwarves instead.

  • @bishopboo112
    @bishopboo112 4 года назад +766

    “He’s a Falco player. He’s used to losing” while ness pulls off the best comeback in amiibo history 😂😂

  • @Vistavic
    @Vistavic 4 года назад +458

    “He is a falco player he is used to losing”. I feel personal attacked.

    • @Eldex0
      @Eldex0 4 года назад +4

      I felt that

    • @MajesticUC
      @MajesticUC 4 года назад

      E

    • @xa447
      @xa447 4 года назад

      I swiched to falco because I got tied of not being able to kill with pit... well I can kill so it's a improvement

    • @tavish2696
      @tavish2696 4 года назад

      They say that until we hit that stupid infinite that's insanely hard to pull off

  • @fancy0-0pants89
    @fancy0-0pants89 4 года назад +918

    The sensor makes it sound like: “I DidN’T oRder a coCk vIruS!”

  • @BubbaCheez78
    @BubbaCheez78 4 года назад +226

    "Hey nice to meet you, do you like my mustache?"
    I aspire to be this level of chad.

  • @aceblitzgaming9783
    @aceblitzgaming9783 4 года назад +3791

    Adriana: *philosophical talk about the nature of violence and friendship*
    Jacob: *kicks open door* HOly sHIt, I fOunD aNoThER drINk!

    • @ptx3436
      @ptx3436 4 года назад +73

      22:55

    • @damb1858
      @damb1858 4 года назад +56

      *Proceeds to open pokemon cards like a full grown Aussie, sailor swearing and hammered*

    • @sealbe1885
      @sealbe1885 4 года назад +6

      @@damb1858 who is this full grown aussie? i fell like i may know but you gotta be sure.

    • @persivle9
      @persivle9 4 года назад +12

      followed by the sound of broken glass

    • @wowdogememe1541
      @wowdogememe1541 3 года назад +6

      @@sealbe1885 well all of us. But Maxmoefoe is our unelected ambassador

  • @tristanbowles7258
    @tristanbowles7258 4 года назад +473

    “I got a drink in one hand and depression in the other, don’t do this to me brother.”
    My favorite Haiku

    • @haelstrom101
      @haelstrom101 4 года назад +17

      It has 7 syllables in each part tho..?

    • @tristanbowles7258
      @tristanbowles7258 4 года назад +69

      Gamemaster 101 I never said I passed English class

    • @Endershock1678
      @Endershock1678 4 года назад +10

      Gamemaster 101
      For all you know, he could be drunk playing along at home.

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 4 года назад

      Haiku is a very bad form is literature

    • @trzpyrop-ii7jm
      @trzpyrop-ii7jm 4 года назад +12

      I've made it into a haiku:
      a drink in one hand
      Depression in the other
      don't do this to me

  • @lennymejia42
    @lennymejia42 Год назад +216

    2 years later and this video still has me dying and hoping for another one like it.

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 Год назад +16

      I think the Zelda amiibo they drank too but they didn’t offer quotes that were as beautiful as “What the fuck is yellow!?” and “I wish Heracross was my dad.”

    • @destroyer4929
      @destroyer4929 Год назад

      Hello there fellow viewer

    • @Topgsquid
      @Topgsquid Год назад +2

      Two years later and I'm eating goldfish while Alpharad says "Goldfish Brain, like the food??"

  • @toadythetoast
    @toadythetoast 4 года назад +494

    "Dude, I'm just saying. This Ridley... could be the first pi- person. Er... dragon, er-, intergalactic space sexual de-deviant... to uh... beat Ness. And I think he has a lot going for him. And I feel like, we're gonna have to take two shots, if Ridley wins."
    This isn't even halfway through the video...

    • @quinnoshea6064
      @quinnoshea6064 4 года назад +6

      I feel like that was staged

    • @sanitynotincluded4837
      @sanitynotincluded4837 4 года назад +4

      Looks like a trump speech transcribed
      Without the political

    • @quinnoshea6064
      @quinnoshea6064 4 года назад

      @@Mama-Luigi he would be perfect coherent one second and hammered the next

  • @frogqueen1587
    @frogqueen1587 4 года назад +269

    “I wish Heracross was my dad.”
    -Alpharad 2020

  • @justinbrayer2420
    @justinbrayer2420 4 года назад +258

    “I’d much rather have a high damage output than a high iq”-Josniffy

  • @alenor210
    @alenor210 3 года назад +228

    It’s crazy to think Jo was drinking 5 times as much as Jacob, like holy shit

    • @jackrubesch3194
      @jackrubesch3194 3 года назад +2

      i was looking for this

    • @jacksonhunt6410
      @jacksonhunt6410 3 года назад +1

      What why?

    • @alenor210
      @alenor210 3 года назад +77

      @@jacksonhunt6410 Jo mentioned in some video, I forget which one (maybe on alpharad deluxe), that he learned to drink the wrong way and he thought a shot was significantly larger than it actually is.

  • @patroklosgeorgiadis
    @patroklosgeorgiadis 4 года назад +514

    Jo: "Can we agree that nine is a trash tier number?"
    *sad Alex the 9 noises*

  • @limon16025
    @limon16025 4 года назад +1503

    Can we get an "I wish Heracross was my dad" t-shirt?
    Cause let's be honest, we all do

    • @Spartan3457
      @Spartan3457 4 года назад +29

      Please I will buy this faster than I got the Sasuke shirt

    • @porkborgr4333
      @porkborgr4333 4 года назад +3

      Yes we need this

    • @gatorhayd
      @gatorhayd 4 года назад

      Laporte it won’t happen bc it’s not a alpharad plus😔

    • @jennamarylou1538
      @jennamarylou1538 4 года назад +7

      it should say “ur my dad! boogie woogie woogie” with a pic of heracross (unless that’s copyright¿)

    • @ThePikaPlayer
      @ThePikaPlayer 4 года назад +1

      I wish my dad was Steelix because Steelix is cool and is a ground and steel type meaning he uses the fun moves

  • @raidenstokes1026
    @raidenstokes1026 4 года назад +479

    Alpharad: “you know heracross?”
    Me: “oh I love that Pokémon”
    Alpha: “I wish he was my dad”
    Me: ...

  • @actuallylollypop7469
    @actuallylollypop7469 4 года назад +287

    I love how quickly this video goes from Jo and Alpha's normal commentary to 14:36
    This video is a work of art.

    • @zagzig3734
      @zagzig3734 3 года назад +5

      "Heracross is cool"
      "Heracross FUCKS"
      "I wish Heracross was my dad"

  • @miralyth3088
    @miralyth3088 4 года назад +4289

    Most underrated part of the video
    "Hello?"
    "Hey, this is James from Postmates?"
    "Are you from Postmates?"
    "Yes, I'm here at your door."
    "Can you put the food down, and walk away, and pretend you saw nothing?"
    "...Okay!"
    "Thank you."

    • @macenanoro826
      @macenanoro826 4 года назад +332

      James deserves a 6/5 star review

    • @someasiankid5909
      @someasiankid5909 4 года назад +120

      25:12

    • @lasagnajon
      @lasagnajon 4 года назад +89

      @@someasiankid5909 Not all capes wear heroes

    • @Zonic3451
      @Zonic3451 3 года назад +11

      @@lasagnajon yes, snome bapes veer bilams

    • @onagle_9279
      @onagle_9279 3 года назад +17

      I want to find a post from Reddit of James’ POV in the Alpharad drunk video

  • @jakesimpson3373
    @jakesimpson3373 4 года назад +568

    Jacob: “I’m trying to drink as little as possible”
    Also Jacob: “I’ll take a shot anyways”

    • @OioTheOreo
      @OioTheOreo 4 года назад +16

      Also jacob: drinks the rest of his cup and then drinks more

    • @worriedinferno6478
      @worriedinferno6478 4 года назад +2

      Also Jacob: has to look in his house for more alcohol

  • @arthurvergolino6859
    @arthurvergolino6859 4 года назад +407

    "I wIsH hErAcRoSs WaS mY dAd"
    Alpharad, 2020.

  • @deletethis5699
    @deletethis5699 4 года назад +91

    16:14
    there are just so many layers in this entire clip

  • @Mineitalltoday
    @Mineitalltoday 4 года назад +2587

    “Banjo’s in this game!?”
    Drunk or not that made me laugh
    Edit: ok, it’s sad that this has more likes than Alpharad’s comment-

    • @GMKGoji01
      @GMKGoji01 4 года назад +27

      As funny as it was, I wish Banjo wasn't in this game.

    • @Oshawatt
      @Oshawatt 4 года назад +6

      @@GMKGoji01 k

    • @extinctionanimation
      @extinctionanimation 4 года назад +5

      @GMKGoji01 Pictures I can count on negative hands how many people asked.

    • @Naru_Payne
      @Naru_Payne 4 года назад +23

      Aaronatorr he has a sonic oc profile and you went with the liking Steve insult

    • @oceanwinds255
      @oceanwinds255 4 года назад

      TIme stamp?

  • @janreiafrica
    @janreiafrica 4 года назад +339

    "My dad can beat up your dad but what if your dad's Arsene?"
    - Alpharad

  • @leahbeah1585
    @leahbeah1585 4 года назад +471

    I’m still laughing about “goldfish brain? Like the food?”

    • @SpiffSpaff
      @SpiffSpaff 4 года назад +3

      @@Mama-Luigi goldfish? Like the food?

    • @demonatic7258
      @demonatic7258 4 года назад +1

      It’s a lot funnier if you think of the animal

    • @TheChessicfayth
      @TheChessicfayth 4 года назад +2

      As a matter of fact, I do....

    • @psykomouseart6274
      @psykomouseart6274 4 года назад

      He doesn’t remember

  • @mjvannostrand3971
    @mjvannostrand3971 4 года назад +65

    "I've got a drink in hand and depression in the other. Don't do this to me, brother"
    The wise words of Alpharad strikes again.

  • @Deltak001
    @Deltak001 4 года назад +472

    “Wait,hold up.I’m gonna try and drink this very tequila heavy margarita,cause like the previous margaritas are pretty margarita,but this margarita I made is more tequila than margarita,you know what I’m saying?”-Mr. Meglavonia,Alpharad

    • @Ima9ineBreak3r
      @Ima9ineBreak3r 4 года назад +10

      When I first read your comment, I thought it was just a joke. And then I watched far enough to realize it wasn't...

    • @ashorttag-8238
      @ashorttag-8238 4 года назад +3

      Meglavonia had me dying

    • @Apersonl0l
      @Apersonl0l 4 года назад +1

      I saw tequila and my fight or flight reaction kicked in

  • @peterhannon801
    @peterhannon801 4 года назад +792

    I was already drunk when I clicked on this video and felt the need to join in and take a shot whenever they did then my girlfriend stopped me saying "you're not cool enough to drink with them". I was so upset I went to sleep

    • @PotatoSlices
      @PotatoSlices 4 года назад +43

      Sounds like you need a better girlfriend lol

    • @zachhammond8585
      @zachhammond8585 4 года назад +83

      Sounds like you need to fix your dishwasher

    • @PotatoSlices
      @PotatoSlices 4 года назад +21

      @@zachhammond8585 just get a new one. Better yet, just renovate your entire home so you're not a pussywhipped bitch next time around lol

    • @zachhammond8585
      @zachhammond8585 4 года назад +2

      @@PotatoSlices 😂😂😂

    • @poppt2646
      @poppt2646 4 года назад +5

      F

  • @door1722
    @door1722 4 года назад +371

    Now play it with hard dk
    “Officer, I can explain, I’m only drunk because my fans got demolished.”
    “Who did this to your fans?”
    “A $13 toy”

    • @spider59er35
      @spider59er35 4 года назад

      Heaven’s Animations underrated

  • @yntxrrr
    @yntxrrr 3 года назад +100

    List of Funnies:
    0:33 : F-smash hitbox go brrr
    1:29 : Ike's Nair
    1:39 : Alpha's BAC is rising
    1:44 : No he cannot run it back
    1:52 : What is he doing out there
    1:56 : He never does anything
    2:27 : Funny PK Rocket
    2:39 : Usain Bolt
    2:57 : Death robs you of possessions
    3:00 : Funny Back air, first shot
    3:18 : Nice Whack
    3:43 : Scary floaty boi
    3:57 : Drinking and depression
    4:20 : Haha Roy mains bad
    4:23 : The jump height tho
    5:01 : Assaulting Casper
    5:09 : Ness is my demon
    5:12 : Ballsy footstool
    5:42 : Aggressively camping
    6:22 : Damage > IQ
    6:32 : Haha Ken bad
    6:52 : Who the hell is Daniel
    7:28 : Snake vs. Slant
    7:47 : What is this
    8:16 : Homu just up and dies
    8:25 : Wide Ness
    8:31 : Comfortably Numb
    8:58 : Life is 2 minutes long
    9:22 : Funny Alpha Quote
    9:42 : Why is that a rule
    10:08 : Ness' age
    10:18 : Twitter plug
    10:36 : Saucy Falco
    10:55 : Counting is hard
    11:01 : 9 sucks
    11:04 : Drinky is drunk
    11:18 : Ness has no story
    11:27 : How tho
    11:44 : 2 is 2 high a number
    11:54 : Haha Falco bad
    12:08 : Rebel's Guard or die trying
    12:15 : Haha online Joker mains bad
    12:27 : Haha Smash 4 Bayo
    12:43 : No approaching
    12:46 : Bonk
    13:07 : Shots are expected
    13:17 : Alpha's brain explodes
    13:26 : Funny PK Rocket
    13:28 : Banjo in Smash when
    13:36 : $13 to beat Elite Smash
    13:48 : Rip Toys R Us
    13:58 : Fantastic description
    14:08 : Villager don't fuck
    14:18 : Meglavonia
    14:27 : Hydrated
    14:35 : What the fuck is yellow
    14:57 : A revelation
    15:20 : That was definitely a punchline
    15:32 : Alcohol =/= Water
    15:35 : Doubling down
    15:43 : Tripling down
    15:57 : Heracross fucks
    16:26 : Quick maths
    16:33 : Lisa Simpson
    16:43 : That's an alcohol
    17:19 : Infinite joke
    17:52 : Manhattan
    17:58 : HOOOLY SHIT FU-
    *Intermission*
    18:30 : Joe is in transit
    19:15 : Jacob sees a cat and dies
    19:30 : The people who make lives happen
    19:39 : Not watching the screen
    19:45 : Adriana fails to pronounce Meglavonia
    20:38 : Liver failure is imminent
    20:43 : Flexing on high schoolers
    20:49 : Didn't know Joe was Irish
    20:57 : Had us in the first half
    21:14 : Instant regret
    21:25 : He will not consider the following
    21:33 : Rock paper scissors
    21:47 : Rigging rock paper scissors
    22:11 : Off to find more alcohol
    22:54 : Distant Jacob
    23:06 : Boy did we not deliver
    23:36 : An attempt at being woke
    23:48 : Shot glass go brrr
    24:16 : Goldfish brain, like the food
    24:20 : And boy did we
    24:57 : Don's heavenly mustache
    25:11 : James from Postmates
    25:35 : What even is that anime name
    25:43 : Okay Buzzfeed
    26:14 : Chicken nuggies
    26:22 : Still confused about that anime name
    26:33 : Meow
    26:38 : Bait and switch
    27:14 : I'll be taking that

    • @larsitas
      @larsitas 2 года назад +2

      Thanks

    • @J.Blazer
      @J.Blazer Год назад +3

      "List of funnies"
      *puts the entire video *

    • @ragglerock2682
      @ragglerock2682 Год назад +2

      Why did you spend your time doing these things

    • @yntxrrr
      @yntxrrr Год назад +4

      @@ragglerock2682 Bro I was like 14 and unemployed with very little social life what else am I going to spend my time on

    • @ragglerock2682
      @ragglerock2682 Год назад +1

      @@yntxrrr LMAO

  • @HollowPurple-if2co
    @HollowPurple-if2co 4 года назад +498

    I feel like Jo never became more drunk, but Jacob, no he's dead at this point.

    • @nickolias7292
      @nickolias7292 4 года назад +47

      i wouldn't doubt if Jo stopped drinking ten minutes in and forgot where the alcohol was

    • @alecfletcher5508
      @alecfletcher5508 4 года назад

      I been ballin' out, boy it ain't nothin' major
      I can never switch, I can never be a hater
      Tryna hit a lick, you get hit with the lasers
      I'm smoking hella pack while I count up this paper\
      1
      1

  • @coldcoffeegaming2798
    @coldcoffeegaming2798 4 года назад +173

    "I think villager will do.. a good. Cuz ness goes offstage and he just goes 'bap bap'"
    -Alpharad 2020

  • @justcozi1425
    @justcozi1425 4 года назад +901

    “I didn’t order a Coronavirus”
    *Seinfeld theme plays*

    • @Mariseaninikkou
      @Mariseaninikkou 4 года назад +32

      Corona; the way home

    • @SteveO3030
      @SteveO3030 4 года назад +9

      “This should be enough to sedate most of manhattan” you guys are oklahomans you probably drink enough to sedate most of the eastern sea board.

    • @joeyell870
      @joeyell870 4 года назад +3

      Just Cozi No cap had the Seinfeld intro on my TV as I read this comment I flipped out

    • @13crystals61
      @13crystals61 4 года назад

      @@SteveO3030 They got nothing on the Irish.

    • @ToikaThatOneFrenchGuy
      @ToikaThatOneFrenchGuy 4 года назад

      RUclips : *NOT* SAY YOU *C-WORD* (& *B-WORD* & *Ñ-WØŘĐ*)

  • @Don_Monstro
    @Don_Monstro 4 года назад +90

    "My microphone foam smells like childhood..."
    Ah

  • @winteranimosus2598
    @winteranimosus2598 4 года назад +1799

    I like how when Adriana took over the commentary when they were gone, it took me a full half a minute to realize... oh shit, she isn't even drunk

    • @wowdogememe1541
      @wowdogememe1541 3 года назад +100

      Wait she wasn't? I thought she just joined in and got drunk

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 3 года назад +143

      Nah, that's just Adriana

    • @MantaKizaemonFTW
      @MantaKizaemonFTW 2 года назад +13

      @@thx4chrckingin she really just followed along

    • @elliotpischke920
      @elliotpischke920 Год назад +2

      She was suprising

    • @J.Blazer
      @J.Blazer Год назад

      Even before they left, honestly

  • @Niviso
    @Niviso 4 года назад +1281

    So if they wouldn’t have gone to her island, they would have died due to a massive liver explosion. Edit: Someone else would be thanking you for all this likes; fucking hate those guys.

  • @donutboi6187
    @donutboi6187 4 года назад +398

    They’re not drunk they’re just doing Ellie impressions

    • @bloodmuzzle
      @bloodmuzzle 4 года назад +4

      Bananasoul

    • @isakts8576
      @isakts8576 4 года назад +14

      Banana soule*

    • @nezbitnezbit5397
      @nezbitnezbit5397 4 года назад

      Who's ellie

    • @bloodmuzzle
      @bloodmuzzle 4 года назад +12

      @@nezbitnezbit5397 You must not be a Plussy.

    • @nezbitnezbit5397
      @nezbitnezbit5397 4 года назад

      @@bloodmuzzle I just haven't watched this channel for a while so I'm out of the loop for some jokes

  • @Penuin
    @Penuin 4 года назад +210

    Plot twist: They were drinking water the whole time but just progressively got more stupid.

    • @ZeroX7649
      @ZeroX7649 4 года назад +8

      Nah there are some things you straight up can't fake. They were a little sauced at minimum.

    • @Pootis-hn3ky
      @Pootis-hn3ky 4 года назад +9

      Ohh so Alcohol is just potion of stupidity

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 3 года назад

      @@Pootis-hn3ky pretty much

    • @bewill5121
      @bewill5121 3 года назад +6

      That's what watching Ness gameplay does to you

  • @The_Evening_Sun
    @The_Evening_Sun 4 года назад +966

    Adriana really is obsessed with Jo's cat huh

    • @shakenjacob7946
      @shakenjacob7946 4 года назад +24

      jOcaT

    • @yadajoku
      @yadajoku 4 года назад +5

      MarinaSniffy

    • @marmato9332
      @marmato9332 4 года назад

      And Don's stache

    • @xk445g
      @xk445g 4 года назад +17

      Now you know how to play Super Smash Brothers. YOU'RE WELCOME

    • @numberbndl3763
      @numberbndl3763 4 года назад +3

      ShakenJacob Jocat!

  • @_cakeshake59_17
    @_cakeshake59_17 4 года назад +195

    "banjo's in this game?" Was one of the best moments

  • @troyjohnson2137
    @troyjohnson2137 4 года назад +264

    "The rest of this got completely derailed and I don't remember any of it"
    *adri joins the call*

  • @thefriendlymetroid6655
    @thefriendlymetroid6655 4 года назад +143

    Jo: trying to commentate
    alpharad: TRying to give ness a drink.

    • @DnDj282
      @DnDj282 Год назад

      I genuinely can't tell if Adriana is drunk or not

    • @Evoflare133
      @Evoflare133 8 месяцев назад

      She isn’t. That’s just normal Adriana.

  • @sillyromy3260
    @sillyromy3260 4 года назад +537

    "He's a falco player, he's used to losing" think we all falco players felt that

    • @keeganhall4501
      @keeganhall4501 4 года назад +2

      That’s how I feel every time someone hates on yoshi which is a lot more than you’d think ☹️😂 rip falco mains too

    • @darigumbs3221
      @darigumbs3221 4 года назад +3

      That one hit close to home

    • @noobplayz2655
      @noobplayz2655 4 года назад +4

      As a falco main I can confirm that I lose every match no matter what

    • @sillyromy3260
      @sillyromy3260 4 года назад +1

      @@keeganhall4501 ahaha I literally don't know anyone who likes to play against Yoshi

    • @ShuraEssays
      @ShuraEssays 4 года назад +1

      @@keeganhall4501 yeah I expect that yoshi gets like at least one death threat a day

  • @victim109
    @victim109 4 года назад +243

    "I wish Heracross was my Dad" - the only man who ever said anything true in the world

  • @Dracoape
    @Dracoape 4 года назад +833

    I can't believe Adrianna saved their lives like that

  • @Sam-TheFullBull
    @Sam-TheFullBull 4 года назад +36

    22:55 best part “Holy Shit, I gota drink”

  • @ProtoBean
    @ProtoBean 4 года назад +793

    Ah yes, the child amiibo and drinking is the best combination

    • @bruhmomentoincminor1740
      @bruhmomentoincminor1740 4 года назад +16

      Jimmy, age 3 alcoholic

    • @kayo3653
      @kayo3653 4 года назад +7

      Let's be real Jacob is prepared to get high to survive corona virus

    • @cakecakes31
      @cakecakes31 4 года назад +2

      Ah yes..

    • @Saint__Saint
      @Saint__Saint 4 года назад +4

      Put THAT in your happy meal

    • @ryotoiii7945
      @ryotoiii7945 4 года назад

      I looked at this comment because Roblox

  • @yeetusfaleetus
    @yeetusfaleetus 4 года назад +279

    This video should be renamed: "My Slow Drunken Descent into Madness ft. A Ness Amiibo"

    • @DiezAU
      @DiezAU 4 года назад +5

      Nah, name it Meglavonia

    • @bravemouse992
      @bravemouse992 4 года назад

      @@DiezAU YESS

  • @mindless9750
    @mindless9750 4 года назад +350

    “Dude, I’m just saying. This Ridley.. could be the first pi- person. Er dragon, er intergalactic space sexual De- deviant... to uh... Beat Ness. and I-I think he has a lot going for him. And I feel like we’re gonna have to take two shots, if Ridley wins”- Drunk Alpharad 2020

    • @TrinJeto
      @TrinJeto 4 года назад +3

      Shakespearean. Lmao

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 4 года назад +1

      He's speaking the language of the gods.

    • @justarandommimikyu8474
      @justarandommimikyu8474 4 года назад +1

      zo0pid he’d doing more then just that, he’s speaking to the gods directly.

  • @the_peak
    @the_peak 4 года назад +32

    21:08 the first sighting of miike301

    • @lotto5498
      @lotto5498 4 года назад +7

      I raise you a 13:55

    • @the_peak
      @the_peak 3 года назад +4

      @@lotto5498 the second sighting of miike3o1*

  • @sawdog_playz7680
    @sawdog_playz7680 4 года назад +715

    “Is arsen jokers dad?” Ye they drunk

    • @gajaan316
      @gajaan316 4 года назад +28

      I mean hey arsene was more of a dad than his actual dad lol

    • @pichutube
      @pichutube 4 года назад +5

      Gajaananan Sakthitharan bro I wish Arsene was my dad

    • @ZeldaMasterLogan
      @ZeldaMasterLogan 4 года назад +6

      Arsene IS my dad don't let them fool you

    • @noodleMarten
      @noodleMarten 4 года назад

      I dont have a dad

    • @ultrapika1875
      @ultrapika1875 3 года назад +2

      @@gajaan316 yeah, but Coffee Dad was Joker’s best dad.

  • @LuckyLime
    @LuckyLime 4 года назад +402

    Breaking news: famous RUclipsr Alpharad last seen drunk with a little boy beating up random people online

    • @jeremyrossi2716
      @jeremyrossi2716 4 года назад +1

      Lucky Lime you had me in the 2nd half not gonna lie

    • @CatZTheThird
      @CatZTheThird 4 года назад +2

      What a great news headline

  • @oliverh9377
    @oliverh9377 4 года назад +367

    10:55 Jo: "Can we both agree 9 is a trash tier number."
    Where the hell did that come from

    • @BananabroJr
      @BananabroJr 4 года назад +49

      Because it IS, it's just six trying to be sneaky. I don't need that in my life

    • @dexp.8090
      @dexp.8090 4 года назад +34

      I agree! 9 is just 6's Echo Fighter!

    • @theillusionist1494
      @theillusionist1494 4 года назад +11

      Hard disagree. There’s not a single low-tier number between 0 and 10, though 9 is definitely the lowest out of them.

    • @Foundthottage
      @Foundthottage 4 года назад +15

      Omg y'all are fools for coming for 9 when 4 is right fucking there

    • @onebennyboi5257
      @onebennyboi5257 4 года назад +15

      @@Foundthottage burh 4 is high teir

  • @aprilscythes
    @aprilscythes 3 года назад +32

    Ness is the embodiment of “flow like a butterfly, sting like a bee”

  • @aemolle02
    @aemolle02 4 года назад +286

    How to know when Alpha and friends are drunk:
    "You ever think about Heracross?"
    ...
    "I wish Heracross was my dad"

  • @hopulbun
    @hopulbun 4 года назад +272

    Jo: I'm not scared of Joker
    Jo While he was drunk: Joker is the best character in the game

    • @ExeloMinish
      @ExeloMinish 4 года назад +10

      Makes sense, really, he straight up says "Joker is the best so I always assume online Jokers suck and are getting carried by their character"

    • @lemonboy5498
      @lemonboy5498 4 года назад +3

      You need to be drunk to think Joker is anywhere better than Pikachu

  • @Multi_Step
    @Multi_Step 4 года назад +545

    14:36
    "This stage is yellow! WTF is yellow?"
    And
    24:16
    "Goldfish brain? Like the food?!"
    That's when I realized there was no hope, although I probably should've noticed at "I spelled Megalovania wrong"
    Meglavonia

    • @shamussarrazine6623
      @shamussarrazine6623 4 года назад +6

      M-megla.. meglavonia?

    • @randomdude3318
      @randomdude3318 4 года назад +5

      @@shamussarrazine6623 but hey, that's just a theory, a GA-

    • @zakalot4480
      @zakalot4480 4 года назад

      @@randomdude3318 I see you are quite cultured.

  • @cosmiccrowspeedrun
    @cosmiccrowspeedrun 3 года назад +14

    24:16 "goldfish brain, like the food?" Favorite quote of 2020

  • @_just_comic
    @_just_comic 4 года назад +170

    Breaking news:
    Internet funny man found dead next to his tv with a A&W shot glass and joycons with popular $13 Ness toy.

  • @NB202
    @NB202 4 года назад +635

    Alternate title: Alpharad introduces the concept of alcoholism to his fanbase of minors

    • @xar3145
      @xar3145 4 года назад +7

      Not everyone!

    • @TheRealJari
      @TheRealJari 4 года назад +10

      Oh no we already knew

    • @yankee1147
      @yankee1147 4 года назад +38

      Bold of you to assume minors don't know about alcoholism

    • @JimmyJonJillakers
      @JimmyJonJillakers 4 года назад +29

      My dad taught me about that

    • @yankee1147
      @yankee1147 4 года назад +1

      I drank alcohol before

  • @honydebgameing647
    @honydebgameing647 4 года назад +121

    How many drinks did you have
    Alpha: meglavonia

  • @pokeprogaming8528
    @pokeprogaming8528 Год назад +16

    16:52 is when you hear Alpha’s voice and you start to get worried

  • @ethandouglas9293
    @ethandouglas9293 4 года назад +813

    Alpha: I'm sorry for anything we may have said
    Jo: That's cat, she's sleeping

  • @blitz7488
    @blitz7488 4 года назад +423

    "Goldfush Brain?!, like the food?!"
    No jacob, like the lasagna.

  • @Notsosavage154
    @Notsosavage154 4 года назад +175

    They say drunken words are sober thoughts
    “I wish Heracross was my dad.”-Alpharad

    • @kebin2392
      @kebin2392 4 года назад +1

      Notso Savage my pfp is better

    • @hanondorff
      @hanondorff 4 года назад

      Can't say I blame him...

  • @DnDj282
    @DnDj282 4 года назад +106

    Funniest... video... EVERY :D !
    Edit: Thx for the likes guys, and the shoutout to from alpha! :)

  • @versenh.1982
    @versenh.1982 4 года назад +220

    10:59
    "real talk, can we agree that 9 is a trash-tier number"
    G&W Mains: *anger*

    • @thunderstar7682
      @thunderstar7682 4 года назад +1

      Lol
      Wait they are drunk

    • @Tokiko
      @Tokiko 4 года назад +3

      Cirno is pissed.

    • @Yental
      @Yental 4 года назад +1

      *ANGERY*

  • @Gatomaster69
    @Gatomaster69 4 года назад +460

    “I ordered chicken nuggets and I ca-I found them” “dude pog” ah, the world we live in.

  • @thepinkmarlinguy5619
    @thepinkmarlinguy5619 4 года назад +449

    First half of the video: typical amibo video
    Second half: everyone is here and Jacob and Jo are drunk

  • @PrismTheKid
    @PrismTheKid 3 года назад +9

    I love the image of Adriana watching Ness and Lucas having a fight in a video game and trying to piece the story together from context alone
    It has the same energy as those videos where people ask their mom what smash characters' names are

  • @Justyouraverageghostva
    @Justyouraverageghostva 4 года назад +1004

    "I'm gonna try and drink this very tequila heavy margarita cause like the previous margarita was pretty margarita but this margarita I made is more tequila than margarita."
    You know what I'm saying?

    • @luanlang795
      @luanlang795 4 года назад +26

      I’m picking up what you’re putting down

    • @ksad96
      @ksad96 4 года назад +21

      @@luanlang795 he's putting down a lot of tequila and not so much margarita

    • @alienplatypus7712
      @alienplatypus7712 4 года назад +4

      Scrolled down to this th exact moment it was said in the video and read it in real time and I think it transferred part of apharad's mental state to me.

    • @yallkejazz9075
      @yallkejazz9075 3 года назад +6

      Just.... 23:42

    • @theplaceofhawks
      @theplaceofhawks 3 года назад +2

      i read this as i heard this and it was hilarious

  • @EndsOnAWin
    @EndsOnAWin 4 года назад +151

    Alpharad and Jo got drunk, DadAsHeck watched an anime about how hot moms are, Adriana is trying to commentate over kids fighting. Welcome to Alpharad Plus

    • @Xenotater
      @Xenotater 4 года назад +13

      You actually made me double take, I could've sworn this WAS an Alpharad Plus video

    • @derk.ex.machina
      @derk.ex.machina 4 года назад +17

      If this was A+ it would have been an hour and a half long

    • @FurbytheFlareon
      @FurbytheFlareon 4 года назад +2

      Ness called my mom fat!

    • @reaperofthings
      @reaperofthings 4 года назад +1

      Surprised Dad was watching MILF Isekai

    • @lillebo77
      @lillebo77 4 года назад

      Honestly this is basically just like an introduction to Alpharad Plus

  • @Chubby_Bub
    @Chubby_Bub 4 года назад +248

    I don’t know which is better, “I wish Heracross was my dad” or “let’s be real, 9 is such a trash tier number”

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 4 года назад +18

      "Is Aresene just Joker's dad?" is pretty good too

    • @vectorricktenson216
      @vectorricktenson216 4 года назад +9

      *banjo is in this game?*

    • @sms_mario
      @sms_mario 4 года назад

      But 9 is my favorite number...

    • @blackout3681
      @blackout3681 4 года назад +2

      “This stage is yellow. What the fuck is yellow?!”

  • @murilos5016
    @murilos5016 4 года назад +5

    22:45 Ness said to Lucas that Goku could win in a Battle against Naruto, then Lucas said that Goku sucks and that's where all began

  • @alastairroche9922
    @alastairroche9922 4 года назад +187

    Alpharad: Only watch this video if you're drinking with me
    Me, a minor: Time to commit some felonies

    • @lilly2096
      @lilly2096 4 года назад +6

      knew i wasnt the only one 😂

    • @donovanthefrog138
      @donovanthefrog138 4 года назад +6

      Time to become 21 through illegal means

    • @bigsnake8_TM
      @bigsnake8_TM 4 года назад

      the tuber isntjesus yuo dont have to liting

    • @jdan6072
      @jdan6072 4 года назад +6

      Me, a minor: *gets out apple juice*

    • @Jc27uhh4h4h4
      @Jc27uhh4h4h4 4 года назад

      Same

  • @Riku70X
    @Riku70X 4 года назад +271

    15:54
    I think this clip sums up the video pretty well. Especially how there was no mention of Heracross at ALL before this, and never again after this.

  • @Wobbmin
    @Wobbmin 4 года назад +285

    13:48 “From Toys’R’Us!”
    That’s how you know they’re wasted at this point.

    • @sareruno
      @sareruno 4 года назад +20

      Wobbmin Jacob: YoU KnOw HeRRicrOss ThAt DudE cOOl as Shit
      Joe: YeAh HeS cOoL
      Jacob:I wIsH He WaS mY dAd

  • @gahhck_9170
    @gahhck_9170 3 года назад +12

    I love how Adriana unintentionally became the voice of any reason that wasn’t conjured by Jo’s or Jacob’s slurred ramblings.

  • @j_bad1032
    @j_bad1032 4 года назад +163

    "Wait, banjo's in this game?"
    "the stage is yellow"
    "Arsen is just jokers dad.... bring out the belt"
    "I wish haricross was my dad"

    • @vallisroyeaux4979
      @vallisroyeaux4979 4 года назад +8

      Don’t forget, “The previous margaritas were pretty margarita but this margarita is more tequila than the other margaritas-“

    • @supermarioglitchy321
      @supermarioglitchy321 4 года назад +4

      "Can we just agree 9 is a pretty trash tier number?"

    • @Sauceboss613
      @Sauceboss613 4 года назад

      “I didn’t order a corona virus!”

  • @Ahahahhdjdjebhshd
    @Ahahahhdjdjebhshd 4 года назад +417

    "I mean, God is kind of gay"-- Alpharad, but drunk

  • @son_ofjames
    @son_ofjames 4 года назад +425

    "If I die because of liver poisoning, it's because of you guys."
    *Who asked for this*

    • @monkeemonkee9122
      @monkeemonkee9122 4 года назад +2

      It’s not the matter of who asked for this it’s the matter of why

    • @Birb112
      @Birb112 4 года назад

      Insane Username and a matter of where

    • @monkeemonkee9122
      @monkeemonkee9122 4 года назад

      Michael silva if we have all of them then why not ask what

    • @monkeemonkee9122
      @monkeemonkee9122 4 года назад

      Insane Username and we already asked that so it’s unneeded to cover it as the first and last topic while separate topics are in the middle of it

    • @monkeemonkee9122
      @monkeemonkee9122 4 года назад

      Insane Username here is the real question: where is this conversation going?