In a Perfect World

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
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  • @mellowmelly9258
    @mellowmelly9258 4 года назад +11078

    this like ASMR, but instead of being relaxing, its threatening

    • @arcalranem
      @arcalranem 4 года назад +106

      Reverse ASMR

    • @Um_Ghrac
      @Um_Ghrac 4 года назад +62

      I feel abused after seeing this guys content and i fucking love it

    • @stupidcommentmaker
      @stupidcommentmaker 4 года назад +26

      ゴゴゴゴ

    • @davineves8529
      @davineves8529 4 года назад +4

      @Comrade Clyde u r everywhere i look
      what

    • @beanacomputer
      @beanacomputer 4 года назад

      @@Um_Ghrac ur a ldr fan aren't you D: lol kidding idc

  • @mugglesmonster
    @mugglesmonster 8 лет назад +36670

    In a Perfect world, Potion seller would sell me his strongest potions. but this is not a perfect world.

    • @Andrew-dh4vn
      @Andrew-dh4vn 8 лет назад +193

      Yes

    • @henreyeraser3402
      @henreyeraser3402 6 лет назад +474

      You are not strong enough for my potions

    • @Rhapsolin
      @Rhapsolin 6 лет назад +19

      Is this a game?

    • @rhysjonsmusic
      @rhysjonsmusic 5 лет назад +184

      My strongest potions are fit for a perfect world let alone a man

    • @linkmariokirby7373
      @linkmariokirby7373 5 лет назад +101

      You cannot handle my potions, traveler. They are too strong for you.

  • @choboibigly6565
    @choboibigly6565 3 года назад +9770

    The first man sounds sad, almost sorrowful at the world's imperfections
    The second man sounds angry at the world's imperfections, moulding him into the man he is
    The third man sound amused at the world's imperfections, perhaps even revelling in them
    Mans made 3 different characters with 1 filter and a change of voice

    • @RodrigoBassoM1986
      @RodrigoBassoM1986 3 года назад +407

      he is too powerful to be keep it alive....but then again this is NOT a perfect world.....

    • @andrewramlall3560
      @andrewramlall3560 3 года назад +385

      I think the third represents those who, perhaps knowingly, _contribute_ to the world's imperfections

    • @GruppeSechs
      @GruppeSechs 2 года назад +117

      @@andrewramlall3560 He represents the warped inner ugliness of deceptive schemers. Yeah, let's unpack this shit.

    • @catter8129
      @catter8129 2 года назад +119

      the bystander, victim and cause

    • @bustinarant
      @bustinarant 2 года назад +34

      @@catter8129 His voices and faces would be welcome in TESIV: Oblivion.

  • @Active0Bserver
    @Active0Bserver 5 лет назад +18891

    I came back looking for this comment but couldn’t find it
    “1. Strength
    2. Intelligence
    3. Agility”

    • @succulentravioli954
      @succulentravioli954 5 лет назад +311

      I choose agility

    • @unorthodoxic4691
      @unorthodoxic4691 5 лет назад +735

      @Slav Memeageddon His spells are too strong for you, you can not handle them.

    • @Ron-ys7gs
      @Ron-ys7gs 5 лет назад +14

      ROM same

    • @dannylamb456
      @dannylamb456 5 лет назад +150

      When every member of the party has min-maxed for a single stat each.

    • @jbark678
      @jbark678 5 лет назад +139

      @@unorthodoxic4691 Spellmaster..., *enough of these games.*
      I need only your strongest spells.

  • @Аку-ю7ф
    @Аку-ю7ф 5 лет назад +8783

    How travellers be lookin’ after drinking one of Potion Seller’s potions

    • @powerplayground
      @powerplayground 4 года назад +163

      Too much skooma will do that to ya.

    • @Nuka0420
      @Nuka0420 4 года назад +43

      After one vile of skooma

    • @beastbum
      @beastbum 4 года назад +18

      @@Nuka0420 vial you dolt

    • @bobbyarellano014
      @bobbyarellano014 4 года назад +73

      You fool, no one has drank one of the potion sellers potions. No one is strong enough

    • @harpseal9234
      @harpseal9234 4 года назад

      Lmao xD

  • @maraknoecklein4466
    @maraknoecklein4466 Год назад +545

    this feels like something courage the cowardly dog would find on the other side of a spooky door

    • @OccuredJakub12
      @OccuredJakub12 Год назад +21

      Literally the "You're not perfect" guy

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla 22 дня назад

      Ngl bro I'm betting you're a really funny person irl 😂😂😂

  • @Rycluse
    @Rycluse 5 лет назад +14915

    What gets me about these videos is that there's a different voice for every single one of them, and they all feel so right for that particular face

    • @ananyanwu
      @ananyanwu 5 лет назад +171

      What goddamn thats insane thanks for explaining lmao kysam

    • @aiksi5605
      @aiksi5605 4 года назад +4

      Don't try to justify yourself

    • @MrEysox
      @MrEysox 4 года назад +8

      The last 2 ones are not different tho.

    • @skyhighmike6019
      @skyhighmike6019 4 года назад +78

      @@MrEysox they are the second to last is like a snobby English accent and the last one is a mid-Atlantic radio voice

    • @lala-kc3br
      @lala-kc3br 4 года назад +2

      Ikr

  • @vinegar3617
    @vinegar3617 4 года назад +5811

    You know how Franklin D. Roosevelt said "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself"? This is fear itself.

    • @isaacm4268
      @isaacm4268 4 года назад +20

      Isn't that Professor Lupin who said that?

    • @vinegar3617
      @vinegar3617 4 года назад +48

      @@isaacm4268 Oh, no, I just thought of that myself

    • @uninterruptedrhythm4104
      @uninterruptedrhythm4104 4 года назад +18

      Isaac M No. Franklin Roosevelt said it before Professor whoever that is existed

    • @ItsRubyGD
      @ItsRubyGD 4 года назад +31

      In a perfect world you would have nothing to fear, but this is not a perfect world...

    • @tackysmacky5139
      @tackysmacky5139 3 года назад +7

      You don't feel fear after having the potion seller's potions

  • @sevensesnvelasdljkaalkjkskksk
    @sevensesnvelasdljkaalkjkskksk 3 года назад +6614

    not gonna lie, the phrase "In a perfect world, men like me would not exist...but this is not a perfect world" is fucking fire
    edit: will never not be mad that my most liked comment probably ever is on my SIDE ACCOUNT

    • @Archibaldh1pp0
      @Archibaldh1pp0 3 года назад +132

      Now you understand.

    • @urble
      @urble 3 года назад +170

      true, it has some strong energy to it

    • @Violant3
      @Violant3 2 года назад +51

      sends shivers down my spine

    • @shiningeditedmoon
      @shiningeditedmoon 2 года назад +39

      @@Violant3 body's aching all the time

    • @enragedlemon3115
      @enragedlemon3115 2 года назад +20

      @@shiningeditedmoon mama

  • @way2tehdawn
    @way2tehdawn 9 лет назад +8545

    Perfect voice acting voice for 90's isometric RPG's.

    • @petraf2069
      @petraf2069 9 лет назад +901

      way2tehdawn
      But this is not a 90's isometric RPG.

    • @RealH0rr0rsh0w
      @RealH0rr0rsh0w 9 лет назад +428

      +Peter Farrell In a perfect world, it would be.

    • @foxeh123
      @foxeh123 9 лет назад +95

      +way2tehdawn I totally agree he should do voice acting. He has a nice variety of voices.

    • @followingtheroe1952
      @followingtheroe1952 8 лет назад +58

      +way2tehdawn He speaks in the same cadence as an Alpha Centauri cutscene.

    • @justanenglishcommentpassin644
      @justanenglishcommentpassin644 6 лет назад +10

      Graphic But this is not a Perfect World

  • @ingrumowicz
    @ingrumowicz 4 года назад +1952

    lawful evil, neutral evil, chaotic evil

    • @brandonjenner3178
      @brandonjenner3178 3 года назад +5

      NWN by chance!

    • @banbrado28
      @banbrado28 6 месяцев назад +1

      I'd like this but i don't wanna break the 666.

    • @EarthLordCJ
      @EarthLordCJ 5 месяцев назад +20

      It’s like finding which voice to pick in Baldur’s Gate.

    • @archiedeerhill6531
      @archiedeerhill6531 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@EarthLordCJ this is so accurate

  • @grit1
    @grit1 10 месяцев назад +102

    Even with the camera manipulation, it's all about the eyes. The first is a neutral, imposing stare, one where the man delivering the lines sees you so far below him he barely considers you competition. The second has his brows furled, clearly angry at the entire world - a man of intellect and understanding. The third has his eyebrows relaxed and stare eased, happy with the chaos he's sewed, knowing just how much it frustrates you and reveling in in.

  • @yessopie
    @yessopie 8 лет назад +3148

    This is how I introduce myself to all my victims.

    • @asciicatface
      @asciicatface 5 лет назад +58

      dude I fucking lost it at this

    • @urble
      @urble 5 лет назад +21

      god tier comment

    • @jcwalker722
      @jcwalker722 5 лет назад +77

      Victims? I prefer the term “customers”.

    • @sirbootybob4194
      @sirbootybob4194 5 лет назад +16

      You gave them your strongest potions.they were sleep potions.

    • @radioactivebirdj.1845
      @radioactivebirdj.1845 5 лет назад +10

      We all see this comment as jokes but how would we react if in a few years a serial killer was caught and during the investigation they find out this was his account?

  • @RAAM855
    @RAAM855 4 года назад +8812

    1st: The psychopath
    2nd:The evil mastermind
    3rd:The swindler

    • @notevenironicallyfunny204
      @notevenironicallyfunny204 4 года назад +26

      my name no he doesnt

    • @notevenironicallyfunny204
      @notevenironicallyfunny204 4 года назад +8

      my name nope.

    • @notevenironicallyfunny204
      @notevenironicallyfunny204 4 года назад +16

      @my name i dont love them (nor do i "love", any race. what weird notion) i just dont get why some would hate them.

    • @notevenironicallyfunny204
      @notevenironicallyfunny204 4 года назад +41

      @my name it goes deep meaning you think they control the world economy and world governments? let me tell you something, there is a group doing that, but it isnt jews. i'll tell you, it rhymes with "bapitalists".

    • @notevenironicallyfunny204
      @notevenironicallyfunny204 4 года назад +31

      @my name oh boy. a jewish globalist conspiracy nut. nevermind. you should really listen to yourself sometimes. at least leftists actually make sense.

  • @KaiserWeebs
    @KaiserWeebs 5 месяцев назад +122

    in a perfect world a tennis coach like me wouldn't exist

    • @boryolmung9548
      @boryolmung9548 4 месяца назад +13

      But this is not a perfect world

  • @OdouDog
    @OdouDog 7 лет назад +5574

    This is straight out of some game where you browse through the characters and they give their quote lmaoo

    • @USAReject
      @USAReject 5 лет назад +108

      this is making me laugh so fucking hard

    • @cthulhuintheway
      @cthulhuintheway 5 лет назад +55

      Spider-Man PS1
      "Kid Mode. KiD mOdE! kId m000de!! keed mood... K1d M0de!😎"

    • @sekiromusashi4451
      @sekiromusashi4451 5 лет назад +1

      LOL

    • @GURGLEGUY12345
      @GURGLEGUY12345 4 года назад +2

      @@cthulhuintheway Oh God, I think I was thinking about that recently, I played that line a thousand times as a kid to try to hear every voice...

    • @harpseal9234
      @harpseal9234 4 года назад

      Hahaha XD beautiful

  • @machinamawatcher
    @machinamawatcher 8 лет назад +4209

    I have stared into the abyss, and the abyss has stared back into me.

  • @jacobketcham4566
    @jacobketcham4566 2 года назад +89

    This is a the perfect blend of Shakespearian dialogue with an almost PS1 aesthetic. Yet it shall forever remain timeless in its depth of meaning.

  • @GRT753
    @GRT753 8 лет назад +3848

    That last one gets me every god damn time

    • @greatsupper
      @greatsupper 7 лет назад +128

      I like the second one when he smirks, makes him even more evil

    • @helloturkey1143
      @helloturkey1143 6 лет назад +49

      He looks like Ice Poseidon

    • @leofera1137
      @leofera1137 6 лет назад +5

      HelloTurkey lmfao I thought the same thing

    • @wickedpies
      @wickedpies 5 лет назад +7

      That damn smile

    • @joshualambert7396
      @joshualambert7396 5 лет назад +6

      @@chesterstevens8870 But this is not a perfect world

  • @antichound4904
    @antichound4904 5 лет назад +6951

    I hope this guy is still alive, he must be the best D&D player ever

    • @OrsoMetallaro
      @OrsoMetallaro 5 лет назад +113

      For sure

    • @scottbruckner4653
      @scottbruckner4653 4 года назад +270

      This guy plays Elves.

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 4 года назад +53

      @@scottbruckner4653
      REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @ContracterYin
      @ContracterYin 4 года назад +96

      I bet he'd make a great DM too

    • @jmiddleton7518
      @jmiddleton7518 4 года назад +55

      Comrade Clyde But what if he actually did die and set these to upload on certain dates? All ending up to the video that showcases his death? That would be fuckin genius. Someone make an arg about that
      Unless this is that arg

  • @tarandril95
    @tarandril95 5 месяцев назад +30

    Challengers was amazing

  • @Koboldowicz
    @Koboldowicz 6 лет назад +7712

    My favorite african warlord reminded me of this masterpiece

    • @Skeletroller
      @Skeletroller 6 лет назад +989

      Shekel collector african warlord talks about the fictional land of Ukraine for 15 minutes

    • @spencerkimllido7327
      @spencerkimllido7327 6 лет назад +851

      Hey hey people, Seth here...

    • @sarahluxley3642
      @sarahluxley3642 6 лет назад +93

      Kanye West?

    • @runon3798
      @runon3798 6 лет назад +424

      And a good day to you, fellow merchant.

    • @jymfiskburk2256
      @jymfiskburk2256 6 лет назад +156

      hey hey hey people came here to look for this

  • @butnuster354
    @butnuster354 5 лет назад +1393

    1st voice: Somber
    2nd voice: Sinister
    3rd: Mocking

  • @Gwennerini
    @Gwennerini 4 года назад +15

    1-Sorrow
    2-Sadism
    3-Trickery

  • @choccomoke9234
    @choccomoke9234 5 лет назад +623

    when you randomize your oblivion character

  • @bigbrownhouse6999
    @bigbrownhouse6999 4 года назад +874

    This shows, in three images, the transition from hero to villain. The first is a wise and well meaning person driven to do morally questionable things out of necessity, the second is the same man who, having now made a pattern of such choices, has been hardened into a state of cruelty, and the third is him in the final stage, in which he not only continues to rationalize his wickedness, but has now taught himself to enjoy it. He began as a good man, having to adjust to the imperfections of life, into one of the key actors in the world who make it stray further from perfection.

  • @BatsBeyondStar
    @BatsBeyondStar 4 года назад +122

    What I knew: In a perfect world, men like him would not exist
    What I learnt: This is not a perfect world

  • @IgnorantBoot
    @IgnorantBoot 5 лет назад +1073

    I beg to differ. Now that I know this video exists, I firmly believe that it is a perfect world.

    • @theironartmanufactur1745
      @theironartmanufactur1745 4 года назад +21

      In an imperfect world.. videos like these would not exist... But this is a perfect world.

    • @brick6123
      @brick6123 4 года назад

      I made the likes say 420

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 4 года назад +2

      The fact that this video has dislikes immediately means that this is not a perfect world

    • @MellowJelly
      @MellowJelly 4 года назад +3

      This video is a paradox because it also created a perfect world

    • @MellowJelly
      @MellowJelly 4 года назад +2

      @@glctcthnkr8059 not everyone can recognize perfection

  • @sorou
    @sorou 6 лет назад +1000

    every couple of months i have to rewatch this in order to affirm that i am, in fact, sane

    • @name-zv3vv
      @name-zv3vv 5 лет назад +35

      Yeah its like one of those things you look back at, but then your like "wait did I really watch that or is it something i dreamt?"

    • @wyrmdytrawwlr1793
      @wyrmdytrawwlr1793 4 года назад +12

      I watch it every month cause otherwise the voice in my head gets angry

  • @koboldbiopellet
    @koboldbiopellet 8 месяцев назад +5

    he's writing a movie now

    • @HuntingtonsDisco
      @HuntingtonsDisco 4 месяца назад

      And it was fucking great too, the man's an incredible writer

  • @kittiusmaximus6447
    @kittiusmaximus6447 4 года назад +1030

    This video ruined me. I can't hear "in a perfect world" and not mentally finish it with "men like me wouldn't exist"

    • @rowboat10
      @rowboat10 3 года назад +52

      but this is not a perfect world...

    • @normanclatcher
      @normanclatcher 3 года назад +1

      My mind still goes here first: ruclips.net/video/5XhufW7-c_k/видео.html

    • @jacobdavis5518
      @jacobdavis5518 3 года назад

      @@rowboat10 TOP LEL

  • @nalsium2828
    @nalsium2828 4 года назад +3792

    In a perfect world, the first man would not exist because the world's imperfect nature necessitates his existence. The world is made less imperfect by his existence, but in a perfect world, he would not be needed. But this is not a perfect world, and so the first man remains.
    In a perfect world, the second man would not exist because the world made him what he is, for better or worse. He could not exist the way he is now, had the world treated him a little more kindly. But this is not a perfect world, and so the second man remains.
    In a perfect world, the third man would not exist, because, if it weren't for men like him, the world itself would be perfect. His existence is what makes the world imperfect. He could not coexist with a perfect world. But this world has never been perfect, no matter how much we wish it was, and men like him will always remain.

    • @neatoburrito7249
      @neatoburrito7249 4 года назад +213

      Very well composed comment my guy, I read it like 5 times

    • @Dingbobber
      @Dingbobber 4 года назад +42

      DAAÀAAAAAAAAAMN

    • @cobruh836
      @cobruh836 4 года назад +64

      thats quite deep tbh. i salute you

    • @TheDracoStar
      @TheDracoStar 4 года назад +81

      Damn that was straight-up poetry

    • @sonicmanifestation5735
      @sonicmanifestation5735 4 года назад +67

      This is peak philosophy right here

  • @BradMerc
    @BradMerc 4 месяца назад +36

    This guy wrote Challengers lol

  • @certified1251
    @certified1251 9 лет назад +1553

    "You're not perfect."

  • @AuriofTheHooligans
    @AuriofTheHooligans 4 года назад +746

    0:42 this man looks like a 2007 animated villain

  • @retrohanska4441
    @retrohanska4441 3 года назад +96

    1st: after kill in self defense
    2nd: after torture and murder
    3rd: after commiting genocide

  • @razorknight92
    @razorknight92 10 лет назад +1852

    0:33 Elder Scrolls Oblivion Bosmer

    • @brandontaylor3874
      @brandontaylor3874 9 лет назад +110

      razorknight92 Ive never played Oblivion and even I recognize an Oblvion character when i see one.

    • @GeoJo1137
      @GeoJo1137 7 лет назад +62

      NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI

    • @VlogDoPajamas
      @VlogDoPajamas 6 лет назад +27

      by the nine divines

    • @jedmitchell9281
      @jedmitchell9281 6 лет назад +11

      Straight Zoomin

    • @cjth3beast265
      @cjth3beast265 6 лет назад +14

      It's all over lawbreaker.

  • @BlikeNave
    @BlikeNave 6 лет назад +54

    My favorite moment is 0:38 where he's trying to find a third sweet spot, and you can tell when his eye goes to the side he's like "We've found it."

  • @clawcakes2
    @clawcakes2 2 месяца назад +1

    he shapeshifts into a new man so quickly and so smoothly. his power...

  • @lordbroccoli4182
    @lordbroccoli4182 4 года назад +848

    All memes aside, this man should be a voice actor. This alone, just something about the delivery just digs under my skin and burrows around. It’s great

  • @randomcomixinc
    @randomcomixinc 4 года назад +626

    "In a perfect world, men like me would not exist"
    *expands exponentially*

  • @facelessdragon1404
    @facelessdragon1404 2 года назад +551

    Can we all just appreciate the majesty of this video? In less that a minute this guy created three characters with one line, a video filter, and his god-like voice-acting talent?
    Someday, I hope to achieve this level of perfection.

    • @Sara.Sukuna
      @Sara.Sukuna 2 года назад +32

      But this is not the perfect world

  • @incription
    @incription 5 лет назад +749

    In a perfect world, comments like these would not exist. But this is not a perfect world.

    • @tahmkenchusta5852
      @tahmkenchusta5852 4 года назад +31

      In a perfect world, replies like these would not exist. But this is not a perfect world.

    • @honeneko
      @honeneko 4 года назад +25

      In a perfect world, unoriginal idiots like me would not exist. But this is not a perfect world.

    • @ItsRubyGD
      @ItsRubyGD 4 года назад +11

      In a perfect world, I wouldn't reply to comments 6 months late, but this is not a perfect world...

    • @electroshock1021
      @electroshock1021 4 года назад +8

      In a perfect world, I'd finish the line.

    • @sun_sign
      @sun_sign 4 года назад +8

      Electro Shock in a perfect world I’d finish the line for you. But

  • @dropdedd
    @dropdedd 4 года назад +309

    This is the punishment I have earned for Maxing out every single slider in custom character screens

  • @VOST0K
    @VOST0K 3 года назад +152

    Please Bethesda put this man in the next Elder Scrolls!

  • @DragonRatTiger
    @DragonRatTiger 10 лет назад +367

    Disney Character Design in a nutshell

    • @wesker9267
      @wesker9267 5 лет назад +7

      THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING! lol

  • @A9YearsOldNOTYouTuber
    @A9YearsOldNOTYouTuber 6 лет назад +870

    This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

    • @EdmundHawkins
      @EdmundHawkins 4 года назад +25

      And I am not at peak performance

    • @harpseal9234
      @harpseal9234 4 года назад +1

      @@EdmundHawkins lmao
      you guys are killing me xD

  • @DongusMcBongus
    @DongusMcBongus 3 года назад +22

    0:23 It is I, your Lord, your God. Jagos.

  • @MariaKhordina
    @MariaKhordina 10 лет назад +823

    i swear this is art

    • @mcmelon9156
      @mcmelon9156 6 лет назад +16

      It wouldn't be art in a perfect world, but this isn't

    • @sweagen3
      @sweagen3 5 лет назад +2

      I literally just came to that realization myself

    • @GetsugaTensho85
      @GetsugaTensho85 5 лет назад +2

      In a Perfect World, Art like this would not exist....but this is not a Perfect World....!

  • @ronnickels5193
    @ronnickels5193 6 лет назад +270

    The shopkeeper was right, these potions are too strong.

  • @HammondM102.72
    @HammondM102.72 Месяц назад +3

    it got recommended again fellas

  • @jamesblond6053
    @jamesblond6053 10 лет назад +676

    the voice acting is nice...

  • @Nice_Fella
    @Nice_Fella 10 лет назад +792

    In a perfect world you would sell me your potions potion seller!

    • @bakukirby7268
      @bakukirby7268 10 лет назад +279

      But this is not a perfect world.

    • @donaldobama6305
      @donaldobama6305 9 лет назад +76

      And theyre too strong for you

    • @lalleahrahre616
      @lalleahrahre616 5 лет назад +2

      Donald Obama in a perfect world they arent, but at the same time there wouldnt be a battle

  • @gen_edits
    @gen_edits Год назад +10

    0:39 Bro did the Dream face reveal years ago💀

  • @harrycozens01
    @harrycozens01 5 лет назад +634

    How are you doing that?
    How can you characterise different distortions of your face so accurately?
    It's freaking me out.
    You deserve an Oscar.

  • @wardious2562
    @wardious2562 4 года назад +16

    This 53 Second Video has more to dissect than most movies.

  • @Thejigholeman
    @Thejigholeman 3 года назад +1

    this guys videos have a very unique comment section.
    potion seller essentially became a dnd lore section
    in a perfect world became a philosophy debate

  • @powdgaze
    @powdgaze 10 лет назад +156

    and i think to myself
    what a wonderful world...

    • @IAmTheChimbleySweep
      @IAmTheChimbleySweep 9 лет назад +21

      Powder S. But this is not a wonderful world.

    • @augustuss4073
      @augustuss4073 5 лет назад +1

      is that a jojo reference

    • @kalsabrain1370
      @kalsabrain1370 5 лет назад +1

      @@augustuss4073 4 years later talking about jojo references lol. This is the apex of mankind

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 3 года назад

      @@augustuss4073
      Not everything is a jojo reference

  • @Mellowspark1
    @Mellowspark1 9 лет назад +1233

    This was in my browser history after I caught my grandson smoking #reefer

    • @samstone193
      @samstone193 9 лет назад +74

      +Hubert Applebaum shut up you stupid old man bitch

    • @Korra89
      @Korra89 9 лет назад +38

      +Sam Stone why so mean?

    • @Korra89
      @Korra89 9 лет назад +17

      +Sam Stone why so mean?

    • @RazorCamel
      @RazorCamel 8 лет назад +13

      +Hubert Applebaum you're not turnt grandpa

    • @TheWTFworks
      @TheWTFworks 8 лет назад +32

      +Hubert Applebaum MOM GET THE CAMERA! GRANDAD IS USING HASHTAGS AGAIN!!!

  • @robbe3252
    @robbe3252 2 года назад +31

    0:42 dream face reveal

  • @AGoody1792
    @AGoody1792 10 лет назад +235

    I don't know what inspires you to make videos like this but dear god please never stop

  • @Stopitpls
    @Stopitpls 4 года назад +177

    The Muscle
    The Brains
    The Cheeky Sidekick

  • @wisdumcube
    @wisdumcube Год назад +4

    #1 is the anti-villain
    #2 is the villain
    #3 is the anti-hero

  • @bishubi
    @bishubi 6 лет назад +153

    creative genius, he can create three completely different identies with a simple pinch effect

  • @NicholasLaRosa0496
    @NicholasLaRosa0496 5 лет назад +665

    Sseth S.T.A.L.K.E.R. review
    brought me here.

  • @potatosordfighter666
    @potatosordfighter666 3 месяца назад +1

    The 3rd one really seals it

  • @3Katapa
    @3Katapa 9 лет назад +77

    dont watch if youre high jesu christ im freaked the fuck out

    • @geraghtydevin
      @geraghtydevin 8 лет назад +11

      +3Katapa I watched this high and was in tears of laughter. Made my night.

  • @RantTherapist
    @RantTherapist 4 года назад +55

    This cured my depression and my wife's girlfriend stopped cheating on me after watching this video.
    Everything is finally falling into place. Thanks.

    • @kunns123
      @kunns123 4 года назад +1

      What

    • @Sharylojf
      @Sharylojf 4 года назад +3

      In a perfect world, your comment would be truth
      But this is not a perfect world

    • @totallynoteverything1.
      @totallynoteverything1. 3 года назад

      just send to her
      "In a perfect world, men like me, would not exist, but this is not a perfect world"

  • @chronovac
    @chronovac 3 года назад +68

    I think the best part about the video is that despite the silliness _it's such a good line_

  • @yuuneeq9494
    @yuuneeq9494 5 лет назад +90

    You cannot handle my perfect world
    NO ONE CAN

  • @angelangelis8362
    @angelangelis8362 4 года назад +8

    Just marveling how I finally found the clip Ssethtzeentch used in his stalker review.

  • @larskahn
    @larskahn 2 года назад +8

    dream face reveal

  • @quartzilium2887
    @quartzilium2887 9 лет назад +118

    Fuuuuuck. Why is there no video game where I can fight these guys? IDK what your goal was, but know I'm pumped like these are the final bosses of a game that doesn't exist . You're too good at this.

  • @brokebois4073
    @brokebois4073 5 лет назад +764

    first one : Strength 100
    second: Intelligence 100
    third: Agility 100

    • @kuru991
      @kuru991 4 года назад +28

      you just copied that comment lol

    • @smolpp585
      @smolpp585 4 года назад

      Strength 100
      Intelligence 100
      Agility 100

    • @Doc_Fun
      @Doc_Fun 4 года назад

      Eh, all of them are intelligence 100. Minimum.

  • @Ixarus6713
    @Ixarus6713 Год назад +17

    Ah yes,
    The Saint,
    The Sinner,
    and The Trickster

  • @jimblesnuetronio1135
    @jimblesnuetronio1135 10 лет назад +54

    in a perfect world, videos like this would be everywhere

  • @jameslancaster8909
    @jameslancaster8909 5 лет назад +47

    Oblivion Character Creator: the live action film

  • @TheEggBoi
    @TheEggBoi Год назад +9

    0:42 NO WAY HE PREDICTED DREAMS FACE REVEAL!!

  • @Phrygisian
    @Phrygisian 9 лет назад +171

    Am I the only one who finds this relaxing?

    • @thomascarroll9301
      @thomascarroll9301 8 лет назад +13

      +JakandCrash Justin Kuritzkes ASMR [Potion Selling] [Singing about Wives]

    • @wedoradiothings
      @wedoradiothings 6 лет назад +3

      You aint the only one.. this is like ASMR for me!

  • @goldchalice
    @goldchalice 4 года назад +47

    The past increases, the future recedes. Opportunities decrease and regrets mount.

  • @moge2228
    @moge2228 4 года назад +19

    0:12 but this is not a perfect world....

  • @yepisuredolikecats3979
    @yepisuredolikecats3979 4 года назад +35

    I guess we can add this to the “Powerful and Utterly Raw Lines That Were Spawned From Ridiculous Circumstances” list

    • @ItsRubyGD
      @ItsRubyGD 4 года назад +11

      If that's a list I'd love to see it

    • @laslalal8451
      @laslalal8451 11 месяцев назад +4

      "For every person that dreams up the electric light bulb, there's the one who dreams up the atom bomb."
      -Mr. Electric, Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    • @Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox
      @Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox 8 месяцев назад +1

      "Even if the entire world turns against me, then I shall fight, just as I always have."
      - Shadow the Hedgehog

  • @balisong3726
    @balisong3726 4 года назад +52

    i'm gonna tell my kids this is the g-man from half life

  • @ungrave5231
    @ungrave5231 2 года назад +4

    omg it's dream 😳

  • @dingusegg5393
    @dingusegg5393 6 лет назад +93

    Top ten most powerful anime characters

    • @kormannn1
      @kormannn1 6 лет назад +4

      also you can see him in these videos:
      top ten most philosophical anime characters
      top ten most charismatic anime characters

  • @sophisitcatedpsyco
    @sophisitcatedpsyco 10 лет назад +238

    what

  • @90maducc
    @90maducc Месяц назад +5

    I can’t believe this dude wrote Challengers.

  • @justhanginoutinthecomments7824
    @justhanginoutinthecomments7824 5 лет назад +182

    me: *sitting in my bed shirtless*
    this video: *making me feel very unsafe*

    • @loquita-lostwave
      @loquita-lostwave 4 года назад +22

      put your shirt back on you skank

    • @timothybelleci3554
      @timothybelleci3554 3 года назад

      @@loquita-lostwave that got me. Your funny

    • @totallynoteverything1.
      @totallynoteverything1. 3 года назад

      are you girl?
      because if so, that just made this comment ten times worse

    • @timothybelleci3554
      @timothybelleci3554 3 года назад

      @@totallynoteverything1. No

    • @anhbayar11
      @anhbayar11 3 года назад +1

      In a perfect world, person like you would be safe... but this is not a perfect world👁👅👁

  • @P.Aether
    @P.Aether 5 лет назад +14

    Strength 0:00
    Intelligence 0:20
    Agility 0:38

  • @Mobius_118
    @Mobius_118 3 года назад +8

    Shoutout to all the people who saw this in Seth's STALKER video.

  • @rhonasleath7394
    @rhonasleath7394 5 лет назад +56

    This is possibly one of the best videos ever made

  • @randlestevenson5620
    @randlestevenson5620 5 лет назад +46

    When you're 9 and find photobooth on an ipad

    • @lanceswarts4936
      @lanceswarts4936 5 лет назад +2

      When you post a comment without reading it first to make sure it isn't gibberish

  • @DragonWinter36
    @DragonWinter36 4 года назад +45

    Everyone seems to be posting their interpretations of these characters, so I’ll contribute.
    Number One: The Ruthless Crusader
    He works to make the world more perfect, even if he must use brutal and imperfect methods to do so. In his eyes, the end justifies the means. However, he realizes this, and still works to create a world where he would be unnecessary. Thus, he is a noble man at heart, even though his methods may seem extreme.
    In a perfect world, he would not exist; his goals would be redundant and his methods would be untenable.
    Number Two: The Antithesis
    His existence is what makes the world imperfect. From his very inception, he was an imperfect being, and he could never be anything other than imperfect. He actively works to make the world less perfect for it is his nature to do so.
    In a perfect world, he would not exist because a world without men like him would be a perfect world.
    Number Three: The Fallen (?) _This man was difficult to define. I’ve seen a lot of conflicting descriptions of him._
    This man is imperfect-not by nature, but by circumstance. Perhaps he fell upon hard times and had to take advantage of existing imperfections (like a criminal underground) to make ends meet. In a perfect world, he would not have fallen upon these hard times in the first place.
    As it stands, it’s unclear whether he makes the world more or less perfect (does he use his ill-gotten gains to help the poor, or does he simply line his own pockets with coin?), but one thing is certain: in a perfect world, he would not have become imperfect.
    Edit: #3 also seems to prefer his existence as a product of the world’s imperfections, and would not undo the events and choices that led to his imperfection, were he given the choice.

    • @bruhbrat9038
      @bruhbrat9038 2 года назад +2

      I like to think as the 3rd being a balancer, manipulating a crusader into becoming an antithesis, and manipulating antithesis into crusaders, balancing the world into a chaotic way

  • @dr.whippersnatch7200
    @dr.whippersnatch7200 7 лет назад +58

    This is like the end of act 2 of book 4 when the three main antagonists from the first three books all announce their team up to take down the protagonists.

  • @KikiDiki
    @KikiDiki 10 лет назад +87

    These videos make me happy to be alive

  • @peterdumpel5729
    @peterdumpel5729 3 года назад +2

    1: intelligence
    2: cunning
    3: charisma

  • @invinciblemic
    @invinciblemic 6 лет назад +102

    I have never seen this mutant in the Zone before.

  • @mrnebbercracker6702
    @mrnebbercracker6702 5 лет назад +39

    0:01 when you accidentally open the camera

  • @heavenjenkins4299
    @heavenjenkins4299 3 года назад

    Lunch time vibes...it be crazy

  • @TheSpudtatoeOG
    @TheSpudtatoeOG 8 лет назад +76

    Not sure why this set off my asmr?...
    Edit: Grammar

    • @mattmun12
      @mattmun12 8 лет назад +1

      +TheSpudtatoe Same

    • @mrshikad
      @mrshikad 8 лет назад +2

      yea, just the first one though, pretty strongly too

    • @mrshikad
      @mrshikad 8 лет назад +6

      Fa Mulan Not a lot of people can feel ASMR, those of us who can have tried to ask other people (parents, friends, etc.) what that feeling was for a long time, only to receive weird looks, so we had to never talk about it while always wondering what the hell it was and not being able to tell anyone. It has been only thanks to the internet that people who can feel ASMR have been able to connect, that's the only reason it's considered "new". It has nothing to do with gender too, I'm male, and there are plenty of male ASMR videos that can trigger it. Please though, just because you can't feel it, it doesn't mean it's false. I ask you try to keep an open mind on this kind of stuff.

    • @mrshikad
      @mrshikad 8 лет назад +4

      It's not "it only works if you believe", if you've never felt it you never will. You quite simply can't. The only reason why I explained this is because I wanted people to understand that feeling autonomous sensory meridian response is something that affects those who can feel it since childhood. If you choose to believe that because you can't feel something, others can't either then so be it.

    • @K-bb2bc
      @K-bb2bc 8 лет назад +6

      +Fa Mulan "Everyone gets a tingly feeling"
      It sounds like you might have it? Not everyone who feels that feeling sees it as pleasant. Some people find it uncomfortable. The fact is, though, that a lot of people find that tingle pleasant and seek it out. Just because you can't understand the appeal of videos like that doesn't mean they're "not a real thing". I don't like country music, but I don't go around saying that country music videos are a scam and that others are lying about liking it.