Leprechaun Returns (2018) KILL COUNT
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Dead Meat where’s practical folks and more importantly where’s drunk Disney!!!!!
oh jesus WHY!!!!
Good video
I love that James just keeps referring to the leprechaun as “Lep” or “Little Shit”
Or "Green Tumor" that one time.
Lepppie boy 😂
Fun fact the leprechaun in the first one and returns is named lubdan
He has a name!?
Leple shit
Leprechaun:*kills people*
Leprechaun:*gets defeated*
Leprechaun 25 years later: *I'll fucking do it again*
oscar oneal *insert Napoleon Dynamite do it again line*
He seems a little too refined though I mean he wears that *FREAKIN JAUNTY HAT!*
leprechauon kill a man
socity normal
me wacth yt
socity you have chosen death for year >:{
oscar onea
The Leprechaun in every leprechaun movie-
I'LL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN!
For those wondering, Warwick Davis did not reprise his role because he has become a father and does not want to appear in any more horror films, for the time being. He does plan to make a comeback someday.
So he’s slightly retiring to take good care of his child and be a good father to his kid? That sounds like a good parent.
@@thisprofilepicisakittyboi9831 that and also as a new father he may not want his work to be bloody slashers in case his kid wants to watch them
Aw…
*Aww, That's nice*
He's got 2 kids. His eldest is about 24 so you're talking shit
I think the "decade too late jokes" are actually perfect. Remember he hasn't been around in decades, so these jokes are original as far as he's concerned.
They're right 😮
2:54 that line from Ozzie breaks my heart, the poor guy clearly has some form of learning disability and has been judged and ridiculed for it his entire life to the point where his closest friend was a kid who desperately wanted to help him become smarter. The fact that Ozzie’s only reaction to her death is “she was nice to me” shows that he’s still treated badly to this day and he holds onto the memories of people treating him nicely as it’s something he rarely gets
Wow that deep
boy how dare you gonna make me cry right now.
its why i love the character, he just kinda acts like me when i shortwire
I feel bad for him. No one deserves to go out like that.
Fuckin wanted fun from the comments
Woah. No Dull Machete?? I never thought any Leprechaun movie would not have a dull machete...
Ikr
i know right
Yeah I know
I was so in shock of this comment, it took me awhile to realize the shirt he's wearing
No dull machete is like ass it's good at first but after a while it gets boring
Ok ngl, I'm extremely surprised no one has pointed out the fact that Lep still has the stolen eye from that- I think they were a police officer? From the first movie. It's a pretty cool piece of continuity that I'm surprised more people don't appreciate.
For once Syfy put effort into making a movie
9:42 "Jokes about crocs that are ten years too late" Bruh, lep has been down that well for 25 years. He's still 15 years in the future, man!
Now that's deep...Well, of course!
Jokes that're ten years too late seems just about right for this series.
"A Friend With Weed Is A Friend Indeed But A Friend With Gold Is The Best I'm Told"
Lep? Is that you?! Only Lep can make a cliché yet pretty cool rhyme xD
Its in the leprachaun goes to the hood
Possibly the best line in the series.
LEP!?
Lep in the hood comento do no good 💪🏿
The fact that a “Leprechaun” movie didn’t get a dull machete is mind boggling!
Edit: how the hell does this happen to me?!
Ikr!!!
Unicorn Power exactly!
I legit use these kill counts to watch low quality horror movies
to save myself money and time and to get entertained by James. it's a win-win.
Same
Also for once I find a comment of yours with low amount of likes
Who are you and how do you end up watching every video I watch
Even when you have a low amount of likes, You're a meme
(The Number is 69)
Wtf you again
Finally, a Leprechaun movie that IS very good!
Thank god they chose to have this be the second movie to the franchise
Is it though?
@@NoNonsenseSpider it is
@@gangching8057 it isn’t
@@sage6805 do not commit blasphemy
These Leprechaun movies just keep coming back
Just like the actual Leprechaun
And the Shamrock Shake
The Shamrock Shake is awesome. It just looks terrible.
Only at participating MCDonald's
John John agreed but it looks like a shake sooooo
Why not Silver Shamrock
The Game Grumps Let’s Play of Majora’s Mask ikr it’s like there’s 1000
Really caught me offguard when he told me to study to "that geography test tomorrow". Turns out i forgot something! Thanks Dead Meat!
Nice.
Really
Lmao that’s actually pretty funny
Sams
I appreciate James correcting his mistake about the iron, but not having an expansive knowledge of fae and Sidhe lore doesn't make you an idiot. Love your work James, you're brilliant.
i was so happy that he brought that up, but i agree, he’s definitely no idiot. especially considering disney has dumbed down the concept of the fae to tinkerbell for years🙄
Now THAT'S how you make a good Leprechaun movie. The fact that it's the first actual sequel in the franchise too is amazing.
No matter how far she runs Jennifer Aniston will alway be connected to this series
Lmao so true
Facts
Movie logic:
Ozzie didn’t poop out a coin in 25 years but it was still inside of him in one piece
And leprechaun could reach the pedals
Might as well include the pot that the gold comes in. Because that looks like iron, which should hurt the leprechaun.
And don't forget the leprechaun said in this movie that as long as there is a piece of him he could still return...so why wait 25 years? It was established in Ozzie death that the lep still had the clover I him. Also why didn't the lep reform near his gold in Bismarck if he was able to do that in the first place after this movie ended.
I don’t get jt
Maybe the coin got stuck in his intestines?
Feanor _ Nerd here. It was probably pewter instead of iron
Dear James,
This is the first Kill Count that I ever saw. At the time, I was getting over the death of my cat, whose birthday was St. Patrick's Day, or so I decided. In a weird way, this video helped me get through the day, with the comedy and the upbeat vibe I was getting from you. So thank you.
Sincerely,
Autism Robotrix
BeTcH I’m autistic
@@debranickless1762 and?
I unironically really enjoy this movie. I think it's just good fun, partially because Lila is such an enjoyable character for me to watch.
I kinda liked this movie. I hated though that Ozzie got killed almost immediately:(
At least he stays to return as a ghost.
Same.
Yeah, but his death serves a purpose, since it was the swallowed gold piece that resurrects Leprechaun. And at least he sticks around as a ghost. The part where he mimes the events of the first film was kind of sweet.
@Matt Hayes - Books and Art same
@@user-jn1wm3tb8v Marcþfd
I'm sad you didnt point out that the pizza boxes tje guy was holding said "legitimate pizza" I find that hilarious.
Yeah. Like what the hell is *illegitimate* pizza?
@@unicornsupreme225 Any pizza with pineapple on it.
(I actually like pineapple on pizza, but couldn't pass up the obvious joke)
You spelt the like “tje” I got you bro
I saw that too. XD
I would like your comment butt, its at 420, Soooo *adds like*
"Except Leprechaun 4. That movie can still fuck off for 2 years until I reevaluate it for a ranking video."
Fixed that for you.
5:12 I’m somehow reminded of Community: “Annie, stop it. You’re acting like a little schoolgirl, and not in a hot way.”
Movies with no Dull Machete kills:
Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
Leprechaun Returns
👍
@@klownz5787 no that the one with no Golden Chainsaw.
Movies with no golden chainsaw:
Silent Night Deadly night 3
Why did I scroll down😭😭😭
Kevin Krupski ?
I like how he gives us the population of Bismark so we can study of it for the geography test.
I like how in the solar panel kill, the side that fell was the same one Andy was working on that Catie said "you're supposed to drill it straight or else it might get loose"
He may not be Warwick Davis, but Lindon Portco does quite a good job.
The leprechaun episodes had some of the best jokes 😂
P stands for perfect jokes
Best leprechaun movie ever and best Jokes ever and this is A good leprechaun movie
Did anyone hear a happy death day reference in there
You're right about that ninja
"For those of you who should be studing for your geography test"
... *holy hell how did you-*
#relatable
Same
Wow such good pun
*HE KNOWS ALL SEES ALL*
I'd start with spelling.
Damn this movie looked pretty good actually for being a leprechaun and sci-fi movie. Well done to the director and producers!
The leprechaun story is basically a legend where I live and it treated as a celebration with the sketch being in the local newspaper
Normal Horror Film: Monster suddenly turns up unexplained to haunt the protagonist again.
Leprechaun: Hitchhikes on the back of a van
It's one of them days
I love the murderers that talk all the smack XD
@@FrenchToast663 Tequila (From Tequila & Bonetti): Believe it.
That's the car of the future? 'tis A shad
Blitz 0012 seems legit
There should be an award for no Dull Machete. Like... Platinum Knife or something.
Ninja Panda that would be given almost never
Vaginal_Discharge that just makes the reward that much cooler though. This movie and I think Nightmare on Elm Street: Dream Master would get it, I think? I can't remember which NoES didn't have one because all of its three kills were awesome.
@@ChaseJonas75 Dream Child was the one that didn't get a dull machete.
So every kill but not dull machete get platinum knife or something?
Sharpened sword? Swift kitana? Ehh idk just random, stupid ideas of mine -^-
I didn't like how the rest of the movies didn't follow the original. This is probably the best sequel by far.
I loved it surprisingly! Didn't think they could pull off the leprechaun without Warwick Davis. It did remind me of the first one
Wow. I wasn't expecting much from this movie, but it actually looks like it might've been decent. By Leprechaun standards anyways.
I liked how bad the other ones were at least with the commentary from these videos, made them funnier
My grandma thought it was good
I watched it a day ago for the second time it was so amazing and he leprechaun is hilarious
13:13 Why you gotta attack my anxiety like that James...?
Mimik same😂
I haven't watched the video yet, and now I Fear.
What scares u
Same
15:16 Stop Hammer Time
James: I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow
No Dull Machete
13:15 you really gonna call me out like that?
@extraordinary lem hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@@user-kk4cj1iv5j ahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhhhaahahahahhahaaaahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
Ha
@@senorcap Hahahahwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I spat my drink when the little leprechaun said hammer time
and I’m ashamed
I'm both disappointed AND proud.
My too wait stop hammer time!
I love the Amish paradise reference at the beginning when he says not a single luxury.
Ok but you know Weird Al was himself referencing Gilligan’s Island there?
16:42 I love how James does a better leprechaun impression than the actual leprechaun
Who think the director made this movie for Deat Meat so they would not get any dull machete
Lol me
Me
Facts
Is he wrong for doin' it though?
The fact that there isn't a dull machete means that somebody did their job right!
I'm not mad at him.
420 likes mmm heh 😉🔥💯
You think after 25 years that Ozzie would uh... you know... “dispose” of that coin?
Or he could of gotten a surgery to remove it and pays the surgery with it.
Maybe solid gold isn't digestible.
no he had 25 years of constepation
I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that...In all reality, there’s not much logical chance he would still have it in his system after all that time, unless it somehow got lodged inside his digestive tract somewhere.
You can’t digest good
The Golden Chainsaw of this one reminds me of the guy who gets killed by a door in Thirteen Ghosts
I was today years old when I found out that there's a 2018 leprechaun movie
2 years later...
Another good title for this movie
Leprechaun: 25 years later
Conrad Smith or, Leprechaun: Not this Shit Again
Leprechaun: Stop making this shit it was funny a decade ago
*jesus that leprechaun was the leprechaun gangster in the 90’s.*
*i regret nothing*
?
Quentility it isn’t it’s a different actor Warwick Davis was the original I believe
@@toddbridges8445 yup he was. Warwick was the Leprechaun in all the movies, besides this and origins one.
Symbiote God oh, in that case,
*i regret everything*
That scene with Lep waiting in the car got me laughing.
This movie is like IT
1. It’s a remake, but an actual good one!
2. It’s funny.
3. The killer is a funny thing turned scary.
4. The first victim becomes a ghost throughout the movie and contributes to the plot(?)
5. Blood
4 kill counts in the same weeeeeekkk?? This is getting to crazy.
Its 2
It's two kill counts this week. Unless you're talking about Spring Break, then yeah, four.
The cool Man 24
I guess that depends on whether you feel like Sunday is the first or last day of the week.
Nah its cool man
Lil Dolan Dark
Cool Man 24 to be exact
-he protecc-
well mostly attacc
*but most importantly he want his gold bacc*
funneh
I still don't get why different versions of this "joke" are in every comment section
XD omg that ohh my God ohhhh ok that's actually good boi XD
And he a snack
I have a leprechaun fetish
How do u get the lines through the writing
I love how the pizza said "legitimate pizza"
Seeing Andy's death reaction Me Vs. James
Me: omg.
James: Hell yeah dude.
13:13
*realizes that I actually do have a geography test tomorrow*
Me: Drops phone in awe and questions everything I thought I knew.
I guess you're not just some guy on RUclips
:)
Mood
James knows all.
Haha
Yeah..... I failed the test.....😂
A "SyFy" movie, which uses actually practical effects? My mind is blown.
why did you spell sci-fi like that..
@@nunya069 SyFy is cable channel that I remember that had sci-fi and horror shows/movies and they sometimes make there own movies
@@AreYouFeelingItNowMrKrab-sd6lw ohhh ok
I liked sharknado tho :/
80s and 90s: am I joke to you?
3:34 "Our love to hate him little shit" One of my favorite lines from James ngl.
My favorite part of this movie is when Leppy Boi slides down the stairs on that door. It just looks like a lot of fun.
Happy St Patrick's day to you all!!🍀🍀🍀
Is it weird that we dont celebrate halloween and ST Patrick's day in Serbia?
not me not really, St Patrick is more of an Irish thing and isn’t celebrated everywhere
@@nx1722x dont know,btw im from croatia
Káde millá fultá
Thx
I honestly kinda missed the little green sh*t. happy St. Patty's day!
Same I'm Irish
I decided to watch some Leprechaun movies last night. The weird thing is I had no idea it was St Patrick's day yesterday. lol spooky.
Jhammy no
@Jhammy poker?
it is actually PADDY's, not patty's
3:57 the Gilligan's Island reference killed me!
I don’t think so
At 6:15 james: “i don’t know how he is reaching the pedals” me: “james he is fucking magic”
~Leprechaun vs Jason: The Last Saint Patrick~
Jason would probably just kick him and slash him with a machete and he would be like "oh no me pot of gold" *WASTED*
Leprechaun vs Chucky would be more interesting in my opinion, similar stature, so one can't punt the other.
@CybertheAlicorn You're probably right, but think of two things first. 1. Lep can't really do anything to Jason. 2. An entire Chucky cult fighting Lep would look awesome.
@CybertheAlicorn okay
@CybertheAlicorn jason is dead so he cant lose
The exact moment you said, "TITLE CARD!!" a video ad popped up and once the ad ended you immediately said, "Back in action!" I had to pause the video just to laugh at the perfect timing.
Shade Draver woah lol
Lol
Happened to me as well
Shade Draver Ladies and Gentlemen we got em
Me too
It's funny because I actually needed to study for a geography test, you know in 2018. Kinda funny how James knew there was a bunch of 6th graders like me and my friend watching.
“That’s(alcohol hallucinations) not a thing”
Never heard of pink elephants james
Leprechaun 1
Leprechaun 2
Leprechaun 3
Leprechaun 4: in space
Leprechaun 5: in the hood
Leprechaun: back 2 tha hood
Leprechaun: origins
Leprechaun returns
Next》Leprechaun: What The Fuck Are We Doing?
Leprechaun: Lepi boi vs Godzilla
Hahahahahahahaha wait why is he in 5 he died in 4 after he did this wait not putting dat emoji
Leprechaun returns was definitely leagues better then Leprechaun origin. Leprechaun is supposed to be although not big in the scary aspect, is good in the scary / funny category. Although I do feel that leprechaun returns focused more on the horror than the comedy.
leprechaun 9
leprechaun vs chucky
I love how the boxes say, "Legitmate pizza." it's great.
Seems legit
Plot twist: the bird is the leprechaun
Pizza: *Do I look like a figment of imagination to you?*
It's not ignoring the sequels, each leprechaun is a different one.
This is what happened when the Lucky Charms' mascot, Lucky, started doing heroin. A reminder of what would happen if you started doing drugs.
The Leprechaun can magically move things. So he didn't need to reach the pedals. I actually hope syfy makes another one of these. They did the best job so far with a character that's kinda crap.
Not the same without Warwick Davis though
Tynan McDonald yea it just sucked tbh and the plot was shit lol main lady, the daughter was an idiot esp when she first met him.
Apparently there is a wacky wild west movie coming??
cant he just magic the gold to him there would be a 20 minute movie
Max Rowe you could say that a leprechaun’s gold is special and can’t be influenced by magic. (Honestly only reason I could think of besides plot)
Roses are red,
I got poem skills,
I'm James A. Janisse,
Let's get to the kills.
Dimer Calvin clep clep clep clep
He need it to use that
I love Lep's line of "Lights, Camera, Decapitatetion"
I died when Leprechaun said “Papa”🤣🤣🤣
Leppie: *gets burned by Lila’s necklace*
Lila: “Its a simple spell, but quite unbreakable”
Also there’s a pretty gruesome coronal bifurcation in 13 ghosts, James you should check it out.
I want to see him do a kill count on 13 ghosts
Icey Ricey thanks for the heads up
Me: *uses time-stone to reverse time so no one sees this conversation* (aka delete your reply and I’ll delete this one)
Thanos vs lep! Who wins?
@@jamesfitzsimmons8052 the little shit cuz no matter what they do toi him he always comes back to be a little shit again
People ask what my fetish is.
I say: Kill Counts.
WhaleHub?
To unrealistic settle for bondage like the rest of us
@@zuke4941
I can settle for whales. But not bondage please.
Weird kink but ok
Hawt
I've only just realised the irony in you saying that the "lep" in leprechaun origins looks like something from the syfy channel but then this movie which actually was on the syfy has a lep that genuinely looks really good.
Ranking the Leprechaun actors
3.) Dylan Hornswaggle
2.)Linden what’s his name
1.)Warwick Davis (of course)
This 1 Lep, he’s O.G.,
Pleasing fans with gore and glee,
with six good funny films under his belt,
wonder where we get that felt.
Long live Warwick Davis.
Even a youtuber is saying to do your homework instead of watching videos.
3 days to late
3 years to late
What has our world turn to
Too late
I love that the pizza boxes that the guys bring into the house when they get there are labeled as "Legitimate Pizza." Absolutely genius for a prop.
I swear, leprechaun had a major character arc in the dead meat series.
Rose's death actually made me sad. I liked her
Layla:your disgusting
Lep:But in a sexy way RiGhT?
Me:hell no
Hehehehehehehe🍀🎩
Me: hell yes
Kitty Cat gamer you’re*
Also you: *doesn't put a space*
He seems a little too refined though I mean he wears that *FREAKIN JAUNTY HAT!*
One of my favorite things of his videos might be when he says title card
And..Title Card!!!!!!
Everybody’s favorite part of a movie the title card.
@@parn7351 no no, not the movie, just the video 😂
T i t l e c a r d
@@tuupfr add more R's 👍
That limerick to the numbers got a cheeky smile out of me
I decided to rewatch this after the newest kill count was out, am I the only one to think of the Gilligan's Island reference, just more modernized at 3:52-3:58
EIGHTH MOVIE? how the frick did they fund these??
Cheaply.
I wonder the same thing about Enzo Amore
Not well
@@jadeghost3602 There was certainly a budget.
Nobody knows
I just surprised that they have a 3 ft man wanting to play a leprechaun who kills people for gold.
I like how sad lep looks when he sits at the back of the truck, lol.
I actually watched this movie myself and I think it's a pretty decent movie. Thanks for introducing me to it!
"Poor tree"
No worry, she'll just wake up in bed.
best comment yet
Happy Death Day was a good bundle of ideas. I'll never forget how James A. Janisse forgot to include a kill.
Wtf...
Ill like to be in that bed
ASDFGHJKL YES
James
*Sign*
Of course his jokes are decades old
HE HAS BEEN TRAPPED IN A WELL FOR TWENTY FIVE YEARS!
Susanemarie true
Susanemarie I do like how the movie one-ups that by having one of the characters make another terribly old joke (I’m of course talking about the shamrock shake one) but had them address how lame it was with the “kinda wish someone heard me say that” line.
*sigh
**spppeppepepepeppeeppe**
I watched the movie in it’s entirety and it’s actually fairly good.......the OG is also a good one like??? We Stan.
This movie made me wish they would have brought back the kid too from the first one since him and Ozzie always seemed close. Maybe the fact he was always trying to "make him smarter" insinuated that he wasn't a true friend after the whole Leprachaun thing went down...or he's just off in the world doing his own thing..
I just realized that he gave the “Leprechaun” a *_GOLD_* chainsaw and not a dull *_(IRON)_* machete!
Oh you sly lump of gold-hoarding genius.
Where? When? Timestamp.
@KDC RunThat the chainsaw... IDK WHY I REFERRED TO IT AS MACHETE. OMG LOL! thanks mate!
@KDC RunThat I usually don't pay attention to that part. I guess I just had a massive brain fart...
Zozzie
@@bludj992 17:06 ... did you not watch the whole video?
Oh no! He returns!
Now how am I supposed to cover up my quarters with mustard?
I love how Lep has different colour eyes since he stole the cop's in the original