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I agree! In don't remember seeing BTS footage before in his other videos but it's a nice addition to the format and his disintegration effect was nice too! He's really stepping up!
This movie will always be very special to me. I was homeless as a teenager and when I finally got into a youth homeless shelter they took us to the dollar theater. We watched this movie. Every time I watch this I feel hopeful and thankful for being off the streets. Always cherish the little things. With that being said, David is a jerk off.
i have a distinct memory of my dad watching this movie in the living room when i was little and my mom saying "isnt she a bit young for this?" and my dad responding "she wont even remember it." he was wrong. i still have nightmares about that alien abortion scene.
If it wasn’t under the Alien franchise name, it would be a lot better received. We gain expectations from the awesome other movies. If it was separate, it would be an awesome premise
I think it already is an awesome premise, because the Alien franchise had already set up some cool origins, I just don't think this was executed super well
The only other way this movie would have been accepted into the franchise is if it wasn't revealed its connection to the Alien connection until the very end of the film.
I was gonna say, this episode brought back how much I wanted to like this movie, how much promise it had. You gotta agree with all the main gripes, but there are some high highs (that transitioned to all lows in the sequel.)
I've been going back and watching old Kill Count videos, and it's obvious how much work you've put in to these videos, and how much fun you're having in them. Keep it up James (and crew). Loving the videos as always
I love how the movies have been becoming less and less about purely kill counts and starting to simultaneously become reviews and giving behind the scenes facts. Really starts to delve deep into the movies and it’s really interesting.
I’ve grown to appreciate Prometheus after initially disliking it in theatres, it’s a little wordy and self-indulgent but is always interesting. And great Kill Count as always 🔪🔪🔪...”Let’s Get to The Killls!”
One thing I love about James is all the behind the scene information that he gives and that he gives credit when its due to all the workers involved behind the scenes. Keep up the good work James.
I like the little detail they’ve added in for the name of the Engineer Xenomorph; since the engineers are a sort of representation of God, the Xenomorph that comes from them is called a Deacon, and a Deacon is a role in the Catholic Church (a role bellow priests). Really cool!
The Deacon isn’t an Xenomorph, it’s a similar but different species. The actual Xenomorphs that come from Engineers are named Jockey-Xenomorphs, and they are basically just big Xenomorphs.
@@firemaker1258I mean, technically it's not a Xenomorph, but like... come on, it's a Xenomorph. Shiny black skin, humanoid frame, a crested head, biomechanical features, bursts its way out of a host's body. The graphic novels established it even has acidic blood, for God's sake.
@@wd3185 it could be the missing link to the origins of the xenomorphs if we think about it and look at evolution it could be argued that the Deacon is an ancestor of the xenomorph it's clear that the engineers are the key to solving this
"We jump to 2093... And just as a refresher, the original Alien took place more than a hundred years after this, in 2122"...Well, that's only 29 years, not more than a hundred.
I was looking for this exact comment. I hurt my brain trying to figure out how he came to that conclusion. I needed this comment to reassure me that I wasnt going crazy. I forgive the error regardless because I love his videos aha
In a world full of CO2, they would need to have devices to work in those types of atmospheres since most wiring would need Oxygen to work, so self sustaining O2 machines would most likely need to be implemented into them for those off world expeditions
Wanna see how much James has improved? Watch his first Aliens video, and then watch this one. So happy to get to watch how far he's come. Good going, James!
I actually really enjoyed this film.. I viewed it as movie that had no correlation to the alien movies. By itself, it’s an amazing sci-fi horror movie. The use of practical effects and the beautiful cinematography will always make this movie special. Glad Scott wanted to do something new
I'm on a Dead Meat marathon and I have to say, as a wrestling fan, I love all the references you drop every now and then, just makes these videos even better for me !
In interviews, Ridley Scott often refers to the Xenomorphs as dragons. This might because the term Xenomorph is not used until Aliens, maybe, or because that is how Scott views the creatures. I love Prometheus and Covenant, warts and all, and find the characters to be relatable and their motives clear. There are some deleted scenes from Prometheus that better explain Fifield and Millburn's motivations, but essentially those two characters had no idea they were on a trip to find aliens, like many of the characters, and that Millburn is trying to win over Fifield's respect. Also for example, Meredith is motivated by her desire to be seen as an equal in her father's eyes. She is extremely competitive with David, who is seen by Peter as his heir.
After the scene where Shaw gets the emergency c-section *still perfectly awake and having her abdomen sliced open* i was cringing for the rest of the movie at Shaws every action, thinking of how much pain she must be in. Damn, that was a hard scene to watch. I could *feel* that in my bones
Timothy Rodowicz that was obviously what I was trying to do with this comment convince people I was James a janisse you intellectual genius you really see the bigger picture
The original Alien series was supposed to be like this, about Space jockeys and Engineers but people higher up shut it down and made the Xenomorphs the center of the story.
These movies are just like Jarrasic Park and all it’s sequels. They’re just the same exact story/scenario but with different characters. It’s fucking retarded man. I love kill counts and cinema sins/wins so I can just watch a summarized version of movies that I think could be interesting if they weren’t carbon copies of each other. I guess it’s the same with most movies actually; Terminator series, All Heist movies, I know what you did last summer, conjuring, Jason movies, Friday the 13th, Scream. I don’t understand why every movie has to stick to the story circle man it makes me lose interest in almost every single movie. Absolutely disappointing
no, absolutely disagree. The beauty of the original Alien is that we had the unknown of the space jockey. And with Prometheus the freedom of the viewer's fantasy was taken away and we were given a complete nonsense story of creators. The space jockey could have been so much more.
Prometheus and Covenant completely ruined the mystery and intrigue of the original film and series. I never wanted to know what the space jockey was or where it came from. Not to mention the completely stupid plot twist that the Space Jockeys/Engineers created humans for no reason whatsoever. And adding to that, why the hell couldn't Scott just leave the Xenomorphs be actual aliens and not David's creations? The factor that made the original film so good is the fact that we had no idea where the Xenomorph evolved and it was just the perfect predatory organism. There was no need for them to be practically artificial creations. He also created a massive plothole in the timeline. Prometheus is set 30 years before Alien, and Covenant is set 20 years before Alien. According to Covenant, Xenomorphs never came into existence until 2104, and that wasnt even a Xenomorph, it was a Protomorph. So somehow, in the 18 years between Covenant and Alien, an Engineer got his hands on thousands of non existent Xenomorph eggs, crashed his ship on LV-426, and according to Alien, was there long enough to be fossilized (hundreds of thousands of years at the very least). The sheer amount of stupidity that the writers required to actually produce these movies still baffles me
1:25 When James said "you see yourself yelling at the characters for the stupid decisions they make" and put the bit where instead of running out of the way of the ship, they run in a straight line... I felt it in my heart
@@kingayy9267 which I don't get, he uses behind the scenes and commentaries for videos all the time and ridley straight up says 2 million "engineers" died when David unleashes the goo in covenant so it wouldn't be hard to count at all
@@mullaoslo what about when he does the pie chart? how would he do a visual representation, one engineer and the saying 2 million more might work but i doubt it
I can get that being the case at first, but in the amount of time they were running in that scene, they probably should’ve had enough time to think of moving out of the way
This movie is kind of incredible in that nearly a decade later I can still find new things that don’t make sense about it. I didn’t even notice how david can magically operate every piece of alien tech...
@@firemaker1258 yeah it was because of other circumstances hat it transformed like that. The comic is pretty cool but I wish they had done something else with the Deacon.
“The alien movies are phallic” You have no idea. H.R. Giger... creator of the xenomorph, has a shit load of super sexual extraterrestrial artwork. Hell, the original movie’s egg ship has coochie shaped doorways.
Slight error with the description, its the same description of The First Purge, please like so James can see! Edit: it's fixed now, you don't have to like anymore
The comics and films are two completely different universes that share somewhat similar things. If that was the case then Batman, Superman, The Terminator, Judge Dredd and fucking Archie would all be interconnected in the same universe as Alien vs Predator lol
I saw this movie a few months after I had a hysterectomy. Watching Shaw run around and get hit in the gut after her c-section just sort of left me curled up in a horrified little ball.
@@B1g_B0sssss Surgical removal of the uterus. I had a six-pound tumor (thankfully benign), and had an incision pretty much identical to Shaw's, right down to the staples. I was in the hospital for the next three days, doped on morphine the first day, and not allowed to even get out of bed until the day I went home. It took a full six weeks to recover. A hit to the gut like she took would have been completely incapacitating.
What i found challenging in Prometheus was to make consistent and coherent sense of it. It is stimulating to think about it all might work, and discuss interpretations with mates.
Honestly I don't dislike this concept Same for covenant Xenomorphs are great but its nice to try to expand out from the normal beasties Plus the Engineers are badass, if not also very moody and just really don't want to be bothered by creepy androids
@@isaaclindsey4185 they aren't knockoffs? I dont understand this argument. the black goo is the common denominator. the original xenomorph had to come from somewhere.. like what in this movie exactly is a knockoff xenomorph? the deacon? due to the mechanism of the black goo and the DNA of the host there are so many different combinations and outcomes of what can be born, not just xenomorphs
Plus the sexual horror is to imply the shared history behind the goo originating the Xenomorphs That said I do think these films would have been so much stronger as their own thing rather then just a prequel to Alien that doesn’t seem very interested in tying in
Badass engineers from Prometheus creating Xenos by their attempt on erasing human creation: cool as fuck! Perturbed android with god complex using an awesome protagonists eggs as an experiment to create xeno: trash as fuck! This is why I will always love Prometheus for its boldness, and hate Covenant for its cowardliness...
The biologist's death still cracks me up, because my wife is a wildlife ecologist (who got her Ph.D before she turned 28 and is a tenured biology professor at a highly reputed college as well as a highly skilled carpenter, seamstress, and programmer) and when I showed her that scene she was like "oh yeah, that's totally how I would die." 18 INT, 3 WIS. I guess that's how she ended up with me? ;)
Without knowing this was an alien prequel, my friend suggested I watch this movie, and honestly, I think this film would’ve been better if it was a standalone film
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Dead Meat you forgot to change the description
Why did you reject my Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Edit: Nothing personal ok we cool
Why didnt you change the description
I hit 26.1K views
YEETUS TO THE FEETUS
I love it when James has all this behind the scenes footage. It’s nice to see how they did all these cool tricks behind all these movies.
I agree! In don't remember seeing BTS footage before in his other videos but it's a nice addition to the format and his disintegration effect was nice too! He's really stepping up!
MrHootiedean nah, he has been doing it for a while now for movies such as the aliens and predator series
MrHootiedean he did it for the blood bucket one recently
This movie will always be very special to me. I was homeless as a teenager and when I finally got into a youth homeless shelter they took us to the dollar theater. We watched this movie. Every time I watch this I feel hopeful and thankful for being off the streets. Always cherish the little things.
With that being said, David is a jerk off.
Great to hear, that something give you such a wonderful feeling. Hope you have gone fine. Much Love💚
Beware of Technoblade
@@maxwellsequation4887 kek
@@maxwellsequation4887 wrong timing dude
I feel the same for the movie Freaky Friday with Lindsay Lohan!
The alien guy in the beginning that fell in the water was a bath bomb
knowing what david did to the rest of the engineers, he would probably willingly bathe in it
Yea you have to try the game
Omg 🤣
So that's how we made bath bombs
Lush exclusive bath bomb for June 2020
This is the origins of the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things, founded by this movie, advertised by many movies.
A fellow watcher of cinema sins
@@isparksnzr8734 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THIS HAHA * sings* IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
@@johnhasle9497 why did you have to add a sings thing dude like that is just cringe
@@gamer_contentlol4474 *sings* CAUSE HE IS EXCITED! *sings* Leave him alone! Nerd.
Well the Prometheus school of running away from things is older than the movie.
i have a distinct memory of my dad watching this movie in the living room when i was little and my mom saying "isnt she a bit young for this?" and my dad responding "she wont even remember it." he was wrong. i still have nightmares about that alien abortion scene.
@@sakurairjentomoki6597 And why was your comment necessary?
@@randomrom747 and why is you telling someone that Thier comment is useless using a useless comment
@@ILovePingu1 I wasn't telling them their comment was useless. I said it was unecessary. "Human is more scary"
We ALREADY know that shit.
@Fade Chungus What? Is that supposed to be a diss?Lol
@@randomrom747 Useless and unnecessary is still the same thing. Let others comment however they like.
He puts the same music over every video and it never gets annoying.
Pizza Pro do you not know how to read s/he said NOT ANNOYING
@@1us7.-x.1uv8 Ohhh My bad
It’s ok guys
Bruv you really paying attention to the music?
Zack C R.Liberty yup
"Great Acting There Iceland"
Iceland: yeah I get that a lot
Well since many big Hollywood movies or TV shows are filmed here in Iceland I'd say it does a pretty good job!
@@annalucy89 yes, that is another way to say it.
@@annalucy89 and many are edited in my country canada
@@annalucy89 what language yall speak ?
@@andrikpozos6194 icelandic
If it wasn’t under the Alien franchise name, it would be a lot better received.
We gain expectations from the awesome other movies. If it was separate, it would be an awesome premise
I think it already is an awesome premise, because the Alien franchise had already set up some cool origins, I just don't think this was executed super well
The only other way this movie would have been accepted into the franchise is if it wasn't revealed its connection to the Alien connection until the very end of the film.
Then again, it would probably just be called a rip-off
@@SabrinaCelestia yeah lol
I was gonna say, this episode brought back how much I wanted to like this movie, how much promise it had. You gotta agree with all the main gripes, but there are some high highs (that transitioned to all lows in the sequel.)
I've been going back and watching old Kill Count videos, and it's obvious how much work you've put in to these videos, and how much fun you're having in them. Keep it up James (and crew). Loving the videos as always
I just hit 26.1K views
@@thenbagreatteller1855 no one cares
@@thenbagreatteller1855 I care, way to go dude!
@@thenbagreatteller1855 what do you mean
I like your profile pic
"Then he Beep boops the right combo of bip bops" - James 2019
*I’m in.*
I love how the movies have been becoming less and less about purely kill counts and starting to simultaneously become reviews and giving behind the scenes facts. Really starts to delve deep into the movies and it’s really interesting.
yea🇳🇵
That self-surgery scene is one of my favorite scenes in any movie I've ever seen. Absolutely unforgettable.
The human looking alien looks like handsome Squidward
Man I become gay if he was a buff squidward
He also looks like a buff version of Jared from Silicon Valley.
I honestly thought the engineers were the lamest part of the movie. They just look so boring
@Turd Ferguson when you realize that engineer made xenomorph to battle yatuja
angrydynamite 320p vs 1080p
I’ve grown to appreciate Prometheus after initially disliking it in theatres, it’s a little wordy and self-indulgent but is always interesting. And great Kill Count as always 🔪🔪🔪...”Let’s Get to The Killls!”
Always a good day to get a Kill Count.
Pretty weird how watching things multiple times your opiniom can change.
Also im thinking of a crossover from Dead Meat and Tell It Animated
Hey dude I love your channel
Hey tell it animated do a evolution of James a janisse (hair and beard)
Top 10 anime cross overs
me: "i'm going to sit through all dead meats ads"
youtube: plays 30 minute ad
me "why must you test my love?"
Lol
Άδης Πλούτων is it true they only get money if we watch the add in its complete length?
@@ryanlajes6975 no. They get money if you watch for the 5 seconds required before skipping
Evil Toad okay cool I didn’t wanna have to watch the whole add, but I was gonna for my man James
@@eviltoad746 no they get paid only if you watch the whole ad
I love how the alien from the pregnancy scene looks like a shark dangling above the lead female, the ocean is so alien to me, it fits so well
But it’s also disgusting
Ok….
My Friday is always better when I come home to a new kill count
Out of context, that might sound suspicious
- Ѷαгιķ // yes very
Same. It always makes me smile. Not sure why....
One thing I love about James is all the behind the scene information that he gives and that he gives credit when its due to all the workers involved behind the scenes. Keep up the good work James.
“Self Sacrificing Bridge Boys” is my new grind-core band name.
Goregrind>grindcore
whisper grindcore on a kill count, you've cracked the codex Mike, ale.
DOPEless HOPEfiend ...Mike, ale. I fucking love it. Thank you for that. As a recovering addict, I also like the play on words of your username.
12:15 just handsome squidward playing his clarenate
How to watch movies in 20 minutes without the draggy parts
Tru facts😂😂
Yeet
@@zrATT_ how to mimic a generic comment everyone uses to get likes on RUclips without saying "I watch these so I don't have to watch the movie"
Timothy Rodowicz wait wtf i didn't think i got that many xD
___ ATT ___ that’s why I watch these
22:40
Me: (Crying) “It’s so sad, it’s like the ending for Spider-Man 3 with Sandman!”
Ha 😂
Nah, it's the disintegration meme.
Infinity war
I agree with Infinity War but I was thinking about the movie Spider-Man 3 when that scene happened
Arfan Eka Diandra did you just unironically say “nah” ?
Prometheus took place in 2093
"More than a hundred years after this in 2122"
Something aint right here
29 is more than 100
@@Incredisav no, its less. 4 is more than 100
Guy That Games you didn’t notice the sarcasm
It's a prequel to the alien quadrilogy that is why it's a good idea to be a prequel
Math
I like the little detail they’ve added in for the name of the Engineer Xenomorph; since the engineers are a sort of representation of God, the Xenomorph that comes from them is called a Deacon, and a Deacon is a role in the Catholic Church (a role bellow priests). Really cool!
The Deacon isn’t an Xenomorph, it’s a similar but different species. The actual Xenomorphs that come from Engineers are named Jockey-Xenomorphs, and they are basically just big Xenomorphs.
@@firemaker1258I mean, technically it's not a Xenomorph, but like... come on, it's a Xenomorph. Shiny black skin, humanoid frame, a crested head, biomechanical features, bursts its way out of a host's body. The graphic novels established it even has acidic blood, for God's sake.
@@wd3185 Xenomorphs are not fucking biomechanoid. They may be bioweapons, but thats it. You, and others who claim it should learn what it means first.
@@wd3185 it could be the missing link to the origins of the xenomorphs if we think about it and look at evolution it could be argued that the Deacon is an ancestor of the xenomorph it's clear that the engineers are the key to solving this
"That Sheamus looking geologist" I'M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT THAT
Ruby Rose respect the hawk
I approve XD
Same xD
Sheamus still looks just like that
BROGUE!!!!!!!!
"We jump to 2093... And just as a refresher, the original Alien took place more than a hundred years after this, in 2122"...Well, that's only 29 years, not more than a hundred.
I was looking for this exact comment. I hurt my brain trying to figure out how he came to that conclusion. I needed this comment to reassure me that I wasnt going crazy.
I forgive the error regardless because I love his videos aha
@@ChrispyK96 I guess he didn't want to rewrite the whole script just for that mistake.
@@Humanresouces it's literally one line
Lol he failed math
One voiceover. Twenty seconds to re-record and *jazz hands* no math fail
I’m glad it tried to answer questions like where did we come from, where did we go, and where did you come from Cotten Eye Joe
Blondie Wise this is underrated
Nice
Whos Joe?
And now I've got that song stuck in my head, no thank you!
I was saying that though the whole movie
Question: how can they use flamethrowers in an atmosphere almost entirely carbon dioxide?
the fuel theyre using in it is probably self-oxidating, so wouldnt need to rely on atmospheric oxygen
In a world full of CO2, they would need to have devices to work in those types of atmospheres since most wiring would need Oxygen to work, so self sustaining O2 machines would most likely need to be implemented into them for those off world expeditions
Same way you can weld underwater.
yes
Never change your intro, it gives me a weird nostalgia
Bro same
Ocean The deer lmao glad I’m not the only one
Yeah
Me same
Same
Come for the kills, stay for James’ commentary.
The alien in the beginning looks like handsome squidward.
Omg yeh
😂😂😂😂
I wonder when there gonna make a meme about it
When your the first one to comment this but another guy says the joke again but gets more likes than you
I feel bad bro
Wanna see how much James has improved? Watch his first Aliens video, and then watch this one. So happy to get to watch how far he's come. Good going, James!
Another way is to break into his house and examine his REM sleep patterns
"Beep boop's the right combination of bip bops" -James 2019
These videos are so much more than a kill count. Crazy amount of detail, exposition and work goes into these.
*_''S E X I N S P A A A C E !''_*
Never
* W O A H *
*W O A H*
EXTREME SEX
The entire franchise is basically a huge warning saying to take disease control very seriously
which is hilarious, because even when they do, it fails! 💀
Unfortunately the message didn't seem to take 😮💨
Best Acting in this Movie...
*Iceland*
For every movie I go I need James to say “title card” when the title card pops up
Mines either “title card” or, if they say the name of the film, “Roll Credits”. 😊
Same
Wouldn't it be funny to have every movie u watch start with James saying title card. Like the editors of A movies decided to put it in
@@swengleproduction1577 I need this
@@louisajane4180 Don't we all?
20:20 they attended the Prometheus school of running away from things
Ha,2020.
I see a person of culture hahaha 👏😂
They are the founders of the school. That scene is where the joke comes from.
BIG BRAIN TIME
*BA DA TSS~*
I actually really enjoyed this film.. I viewed it as movie that had no correlation to the alien movies. By itself, it’s an amazing sci-fi horror movie. The use of practical effects and the beautiful cinematography will always make this movie special. Glad Scott wanted to do something new
yeah I did think the acting and some of the characters were...bad
Graduated from Prometheus school of running a way of things
*DING*
lol
I was looking for this comment lol. Love me some cinemasins.
Ur profile pic scares me...
Cinemawins is better
Lol I was actually going to say this too
I'm on a Dead Meat marathon and I have to say, as a wrestling fan, I love all the references you drop every now and then, just makes these videos even better for me !
Me to
Same here this how to watch a movie without ur parents knowing
@@EonicX_21you must be literally 9 years old 😂
@@Tw0Dots I was 11 back then now I’m 13 and enjoy mature movies with my parents and friends
"Hopefully, the Scar/Lex relationship is still canon."
*WHEEZE*
James really does ship Scar and Lex.
I third that emotion
Ania Simbaj
Hell yeah! We need a movie with those two exclusively; perhaps returning to earth to fuck the shit of a greedy tech company up.
🤭
I ship them hard as well 😂
Hehe scar died though 🤣
In interviews, Ridley Scott often refers to the Xenomorphs as dragons. This might because the term Xenomorph is not used until Aliens, maybe, or because that is how Scott views the creatures. I love Prometheus and Covenant, warts and all, and find the characters to be relatable and their motives clear. There are some deleted scenes from Prometheus that better explain Fifield and Millburn's motivations, but essentially those two characters had no idea they were on a trip to find aliens, like many of the characters, and that Millburn is trying to win over Fifield's respect. Also for example, Meredith is motivated by her desire to be seen as an equal in her father's eyes. She is extremely competitive with David, who is seen by Peter as his heir.
The "TRAVELIN' TIME!" reference was both weirdly random and completely appreciated, James. Great episode as always, dude!
" rule 34 continues to hold up "
Lmao caught me off guard
Same
What’s rule 34?
@@mooqnor uhhhhhhhhhh its nanya?
Kayla Gonzales rule 34 of the internet, of it exists, there is porn of it no exception
@@mooqnor just look up female xenomorphs rule 34
Wow, I really liked that "Infinity Wars" ending James did.
_Chelsea, I don't feel so good..._
After the scene where Shaw gets the emergency c-section *still perfectly awake and having her abdomen sliced open* i was cringing for the rest of the movie at Shaws every action, thinking of how much pain she must be in. Damn, that was a hard scene to watch. I could *feel* that in my bones
How do you manage to pump these out so fast with this much quality? ❤️💪
His twitch channel features him video editing, Where you can see howhedoes it
Dedication
Because he doesn't include kills😂
Little Fela ?
Roses are red
This movie gives me chills
I’m James A Janisse
Let’s get to the kills
Gay
You're not James, don't lie to people.
Timothy Rodowicz that was obviously what I was trying to do with this comment convince people I was James a janisse you intellectual genius you really see the bigger picture
@@jordancarter949 i was just waiting for tim to come back with an r/wooosh
glad he didn't because thats such an idiotic place for a woosh
LilyCanadian I’ve never gotten more likes on a comment and ironically I hate poetry
I saw Prometheus in theaters in 3D. It was awesome to see it in that format.
I bet
Yes! My favorite 3D experience after Gravity.
That actually sounds amazing!!
Most movies are filmed in 2D...and then changed to 3D. This movie was filmed in 3D.
The original Alien series was supposed to be like this, about Space jockeys and Engineers but people higher up shut it down and made the Xenomorphs the center of the story.
Good
These movies are just like Jarrasic Park and all it’s sequels. They’re just the same exact story/scenario but with different characters. It’s fucking retarded man. I love kill counts and cinema sins/wins so I can just watch a summarized version of movies that I think could be interesting if they weren’t carbon copies of each other. I guess it’s the same with most movies actually; Terminator series, All Heist movies, I know what you did last summer, conjuring, Jason movies, Friday the 13th, Scream. I don’t understand why every movie has to stick to the story circle man it makes me lose interest in almost every single movie. Absolutely disappointing
no, absolutely disagree. The beauty of the original Alien is that we had the unknown of the space jockey.
And with Prometheus the freedom of the viewer's fantasy was taken away and we were given a complete nonsense story of creators.
The space jockey could have been so much more.
Prometheus and Covenant completely ruined the mystery and intrigue of the original film and series. I never wanted to know what the space jockey was or where it came from. Not to mention the completely stupid plot twist that the Space Jockeys/Engineers created humans for no reason whatsoever. And adding to that, why the hell couldn't Scott just leave the Xenomorphs be actual aliens and not David's creations? The factor that made the original film so good is the fact that we had no idea where the Xenomorph evolved and it was just the perfect predatory organism. There was no need for them to be practically artificial creations. He also created a massive plothole in the timeline. Prometheus is set 30 years before Alien, and Covenant is set 20 years before Alien. According to Covenant, Xenomorphs never came into existence until 2104, and that wasnt even a Xenomorph, it was a Protomorph. So somehow, in the 18 years between Covenant and Alien, an Engineer got his hands on thousands of non existent Xenomorph eggs, crashed his ship on LV-426, and according to Alien, was there long enough to be fossilized (hundreds of thousands of years at the very least). The sheer amount of stupidity that the writers required to actually produce these movies still baffles me
Xeno there non in this film
"Boop boops the right combination of bip baps" really got me.
The kill counts are getting longer and I am one hundred percent okay with that!
SunvasNormandy wdym just ok with it? I’m thrilled
The one channel where I get disappointed seeing videos under 15 min 😂
Same
@@jesuschrist2346 didn't want to come across as weirdly over excited messiah... 😁🙏
Depends on how many people get killed
2:03 " Mr.Stark i dont feel so good"
Nordicka Lewis lol
It's been like a year already. This meme is old, tired, and lame. Put it to rest and let it die already.
Timothy Rodowicz same
I know but it was a good one while it lasted
@@trod146 let it die like Tony and black widow? No? Too soon?
1:25 When James said "you see yourself yelling at the characters for the stupid decisions they make" and put the bit where instead of running out of the way of the ship, they run in a straight line... I felt it in my heart
*ThE pRomEtHeUs ScHoOl Of RuNnInG aWaY fRoM tHiNgS*
Yes
Reverse what they teach and you have the USSR School of Running Away From Things
In strate lines
In strate lines
*DING*
Yo that engineer dying looks like the sn...
James: The company that did the effect also did the effect for the snap in Infinity War
Dead Meat: *doesn't count the Engineers* Most humanoid aliens ever.
Also Dead Meat *counts the cave monsters from Descent*Not
And Cujo..... And Bruce The shark
@Dylan Hudson
at 9:50 he acknowledges the only reason he didn't count the engineers was pure "inconvenience"
@@kingayy9267 which I don't get, he uses behind the scenes and commentaries for videos all the time and ridley straight up says 2 million "engineers" died when David unleashes the goo in covenant so it wouldn't be hard to count at all
@@mullaoslo what about when he does the pie chart? how would he do a visual representation, one engineer and the saying 2 million more might work but i doubt it
@@quicksilveryt4000 Cujo was an exception
Actually, the reason why running in a straight line from a rolling object is because it’s human instinct to run in a straight line away from danger
I can get that being the case at first, but in the amount of time they were running in that scene, they probably should’ve had enough time to think of moving out of the way
20:16 I don’t know why but the phrase “completely straight line” made me start dying 😂
Did you die?
Lol 2016 XD
same
Hence, the Prometheus' School of running away from things
And at 20:33 he should of said died by a giant rolling crusont because reasons
Hell I would love me some Engineer vs. Predator fightscenes
GoreShift I think it’s canon in comics but I’m not sure
From what I remember, the engineers fuck predators up, and even created them too. It’s been a while, so I could be wrong lol
@@eddy5750 makes sense. In one of the comics a predator tries hunting an engineer but gets bent over and fucked until a human helps him.
Iguana Boi lol I could have probably worded that better, but thanks lol.
@@eddy5750 obviously I'm not being literal. There's a comic where a predator tries hunting a bear and fails.
So all of them went to the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things?
Cinemasins reference. Love it
Brandon tbh dead meet and cinemasins should colabe for a video
@@mrlilmackillersgaming6782 yes they should
Reference to CinemaSins on someone else's channel *ding*
@Miomedin Meemit paetron
This movie is kind of incredible in that nearly a decade later I can still find new things that don’t make sense about it. I didn’t even notice how david can magically operate every piece of alien tech...
I mean ai can talk to whales lol it’s not really hard to believe a sophisticated robot can figure out how to use tools 🙏
The amount of nerd references in this episode makes me happy
Honestly the Deacon is pretty epic and I’d love to see what one would look like full grown.
It turned into a mountain
@@Lordship1021 but that was after it ate the black goo if it didn’t it wouldn’t have
Mountain. It just turns into a mountain. I think the Alien Wiki (Xenopedia) has a design for a fully grown Deacon somewhere.
@@firemaker1258 yeah it was because of other circumstances hat it transformed like that. The comic is pretty cool but I wish they had done something else with the Deacon.
James: The same team that did the snap in infinity war
Comment section: CONFIRMED HES DOING INFINITY WAR
Hades8297 :O
Memeh Manh :O
Hades8297 yes indeed :D
:O
Memeh Manh not little baby :O
14:39
Love the Hal reference!
2001: A Space Odyssey is my favorite movie
That's one ripped Voldemort, OH sorry You-know-who 1:51
omg *yes!*
That's what i thought
But he has a nose
@@Cookivirus true
So a giant face hugger can kill/defeat jiren but goku can't? *Smh*
This comment wins.
Take this W
Lmfao
Underrated comment
Ligma fits
James: "Great news for people with alien men/octopus fetishes. Rule 34 continues to hold up"
His commentary isn't golden, it's pure platinum!
You are wrong, his commentary is like diamond, that's the closest possible thing that even comes close.
Just Some Guy without a Mustache I SEE YOU AT LIKE EVERY VIDEO I WATCH BROOOOO!
Just Some Guy without a Mustache lol
Its pure platinum. Star Platinum!
Just Some Guy without a Mustache How can you be everywhere and nowhere at the same time
Amazing "Heavyweights" reference at 13:03 :D
There's nothing more satisfying than timing "The movie begins with" perfectly in sync with James
16:37 "Wait WMD is an oil...why does this all sound familiar?" Is further evidence that James SMOKES WEED.
WMDS *AND* oil
“The alien movies are phallic”
You have no idea. H.R. Giger... creator of the xenomorph, has a shit load of super sexual extraterrestrial artwork.
Hell, the original movie’s egg ship has coochie shaped doorways.
And rape theme also..,
Giger was not of the most sane mind it seems
Is it on rule 34 or no
I’m just asking bruh
That trilobite tentacle is over sized. It wouldn’t work on a human. But that site probably found a way.
@@neotheshadowwarrior4082 just look up female xenomorphs rule 34
This was a rare movie that literally all my friends and I really enjoyed. Final girl was soo badass
Which is why I find the sequel to this movie so bothersome lol
Slight error with the description, its the same description of The First Purge, please like so James can see!
Edit: it's fixed now, you don't have to like anymore
Flame2304 nice profile picture my guy
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@@eco_normie3633 thanks m'dude, my Roblox char is nothing but bighead faces and me and my friends me an OC out of it, a demon called the smiling man
The links do go to Prometheous movies
@@CD-vm8yx except it says the first purge
I have been thinking today is Thursday so seeing this and realizing it’s Friday is an amazing feeling
Welcome to -Thursday land- *Friday* land
Me too bro
FLUID INTAKE RECOMMENDED.
CALORIE TANK RECOMMENDED
30 SECONDS OF OXYGEN REMAINING.
OXYGEN.
(Subnautica Death Music Plays)
My cuddle fish is alone now
Pls no flashbacks
oooOO DING ding DING ding DING DING.....
Multiple Leviathan class creatures in this area are you sure what you're doing is worth it
Wrong entertainment.
The special effects for that year are just amazing i can't believe they made them so good
Alien vs Predator films are more "What if" movies, and are not canon to the main Alien universe
Hi dad
They are now, thanks to the comics
mctown972 Shut up. In my head Canon it is canon.
They actually are due to the comics
The comics and films are two completely different universes that share somewhat similar things. If that was the case then Batman, Superman, The Terminator, Judge Dredd and fucking Archie would all be interconnected in the same universe as Alien vs Predator lol
One thing humans should learn from these movies in the future if we ever get to travel the universe no Android should be used,they always screw us.
Except Data, he's a wholesome Android
True. 😆 lolz
Blame the greedy corporation that programs them to do crazy experiments with no protocols to limit them lol.
What about Bishop from Aliens? He was cool in the end
But God aren't they good looking
Do you ever just run sideways,
to flex on Prometheus fellas?
I saw this movie a few months after I had a hysterectomy. Watching Shaw run around and get hit in the gut after her c-section just sort of left me curled up in a horrified little ball.
Wut is a hysterectomy?
@@B1g_B0sssss Surgical removal of the uterus. I had a six-pound tumor (thankfully benign), and had an incision pretty much identical to Shaw's, right down to the staples. I was in the hospital for the next three days, doped on morphine the first day, and not allowed to even get out of bed until the day I went home. It took a full six weeks to recover. A hit to the gut like she took would have been completely incapacitating.
Why I love this series? probably for this, all kills and chill music in the background.
22:37 Mr stark I don't feel so xenomorph
James doesn’t feel so good
The dust went the wrong way
"Its Cabal looking visage..."
Are you talking about Destiny's Cabal race or Mortal Kombat's Kabal? Either way good reference (:
I was thinking cabal from the command and conquer series.
destiny pog
Considering the other Mortal Kombat references in James’ videos I assume Kabal
What i found challenging in Prometheus was to make consistent and coherent sense of it. It is stimulating to think about it all might work, and discuss interpretations with mates.
"But hopefully the Scar/Lex relationship is still cannon."
I wish.
The reason why the aliens feel like “b grade xenomorphs” is because the movie is a prequel for how the xenomorphs were created
Honestly I don't dislike this concept
Same for covenant
Xenomorphs are great but its nice to try to expand out from the normal beasties
Plus the Engineers are badass, if not also very moody and just really don't want to be bothered by creepy androids
Well yeah but still Ridley coulda shaken it up a bit and made them less of a knock off of xenomorphs
@@isaaclindsey4185 they aren't knockoffs? I dont understand this argument. the black goo is the common denominator. the original xenomorph had to come from somewhere.. like what in this movie exactly is a knockoff xenomorph? the deacon? due to the mechanism of the black goo and the DNA of the host there are so many different combinations and outcomes of what can be born, not just xenomorphs
Plus the sexual horror is to imply the shared history behind the goo originating the Xenomorphs
That said I do think these films would have been so much stronger as their own thing rather then just a prequel to Alien that doesn’t seem very interested in tying in
Badass engineers from Prometheus creating Xenos by their attempt on erasing human creation: cool as fuck!
Perturbed android with god complex using an awesome protagonists eggs as an experiment to create xeno: trash as fuck!
This is why I will always love Prometheus for its boldness, and hate Covenant for its cowardliness...
The two original graduates of the Prometheus School of Running Away from things!
SOlson2375 I just got 2013-2014 Cinema Sins flashbacks and I don't know how I feel about them
I finally understand the “Prometheus school of running away from things” joke
I thought all engineers were ripped cause they can kill predators easily 2x quicker than xeno’s
Engineers vs predators vs aliens.
@@Jojo-oi5vi There was a predator named Ahab that killed an engineer in a 1.5 v 1
Prometheus School of running away from things is Still my favorite thing to ever come from this movie's mocking.
Leprechaun Returns Kill Count on St Patricks Day?
he already did the leprechaun series
@@wyattnelson803 he didn't finish it
@@wyattnelson803 I know, I'm asking for the Kill Count of Leprechaun Returns
The Masondwich he’s editing it on twitch rn, it will be out on Sunday!
YESSSS
The biologist's death still cracks me up, because my wife is a wildlife ecologist (who got her Ph.D before she turned 28 and is a tenured biology professor at a highly reputed college as well as a highly skilled carpenter, seamstress, and programmer) and when I showed her that scene she was like "oh yeah, that's totally how I would die." 18 INT, 3 WIS. I guess that's how she ended up with me? ;)
My favorite series on youtube! Keep the good work up, James!!
DeAaron Fox same
DeAaron Fox 🦊
I was moderately satisfied with this film. Not the best, but still not the worst.
Ikr
Bryan Egelhoff's Animation Tech Nation it was rlly slow and a bit boring
It's always nice to know where the madness started
Without knowing this was an alien prequel, my friend suggested I watch this movie, and honestly, I think this film would’ve been better if it was a standalone film
Legit Communism I had no clue it was a prequel to Alien until James said it lmao