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This scene comes from Niccolò Machiavelli's account of the event. In his political book 'Discorsi sulla prima Deca di Tito Livio' (Discourses on the first Ten of Titus Livy) he wrote: "E per mostrare che de' suoi figliuoli non si curava, mostrò loro le membra genitali, dicendo che aveva ancora il modo a rifarne" which roughly translated in English is: "And in order to show that she didn't care about her sons, she show them [the besiegers] her genitals saying that she had the way to make other children". In another Machiavelli's book, called Istorie Fiorentine (Florentine Histories), he mentions the quote without mentioning the skirt lifting. However, Machiavelli is the only contemporary source that tells it that way. Some accounts tell that she said she didn't care about her hostage sons because her eldest son was in Milan and she was also pregnant and these two sons were enough for her. These accounts don't mention any genital show. Most accounts don't mention any answer at all. Even if we can't say with certainty that the actual historical Caterina Sforza didn't act like this scene in AC, most probably Machiavelli fabricated this story. What all accounts agree on is that Caterina fought bravely, leading the defense sword in in hand. She was a real badass and she was nicknamed The Lioness of Romagna. (I've decided to modify the comment because it wasn't clear enough and I feared it would spread historical misinformation) TL;DR: This scene was inspired by Machiavelli's account of the event. But he was the only contemporary source to tell it that way. Most probably it's just a folktale.
@@Kenny-o6iolder games are still better imo the love and craft were there for them too bad companies get worse the more money they make and the more people they fire or replace with shitty writers
@@bigmonke7661 boi it's mythology you can't go back to all these ancient times and not have mythology and they still do a good job for example assassins creed odyssey's sea shanties are in perfect ancient Greek
@@flamewolf552 I have no problem with mythology as their is a large ahistorical part of assassins creed like the first civilization however I’m not talking about the mythology or the changing history so it will be more fun or to fit a large time period in a short game I’m talking straight up didn’t exist or making shit up
@WillWest-il2mw nope it assassin's creed 2 Since I remember etzeo didn't have a beard this time. Also cuz I been replaying all assassin's creed games right now.
The fact that she uses "instrument", which is typically used to describe the male component is such a power move. She not only shut down his threat, but immasculated him in the process. Well played Caterina, well played. A flawless bluff.
@@hippokrates4494 It's a historical figure and a videogame character. How? Literally how? Admiration and simpery aren't the same thing you knob. Simpery as far as I know would involve monetary gifting, excessive attention seeking, and unwarranted/unwanted advances, all of which are impossible. Learn what an insult means before using it fukwit.
@@armandowillem Lol she is literally calling herself an o' bject. And showing off her instrument, which men use to get babies. Effectively o ' bjectifying herself. well played woman. u literally called urself, what men consider u anyways. An instrument for babies 🤣
Or the Blood Rage consumes him... The Grudge, that cannot die... It's gets triggered by the Betrayal from the Mother... While active he will hunt and cosume Hydras, becoming their worst Nightmare. A Force of Nature, the Primal Bloodlust of an innocent Boy... The First Berserker, Odio, the Lord of Dark...
No improper Authority can go against me unnoticed, as i am the Origin of Malice and Demise itself... I cannot be lied to and force kind Souls to approach me on my Terms. Prey, as cowardly as they are, are forced to challenge me on my Condition. If faster, they have to flee. If slower, I forced them to submit to my Orders, or i will put them on "*The BENCH..."
What did you expect, Mother... Everybody is out for you now... I only have to go for a Stroll, with my Swords at my Side. Everybody knows... You did not Surrender... And One of my older Brothers fled towards Spain, freaking SPAIN!!! Is He FOR REAL HERE?! I guess some Jokes write themselves They always Found me when i went anywhere calm... Now it came to bite them instead... We share our Mothers Blood, but not that of the Fathers... I am Half Somali, that should explain my Silence being my Que for Blood Rage... You conditioned me with Silence and Isolation, Mother. Upon Activation, as far as i am concerned Lives are Forfeit.
Falls into Blood Rage, then cuts the entire Building in Half out of Spite... "DO NOT TALK BACK AT ME, HYDRA!!!" "TIME MEANS NOTHING TO ME!!!" "YOU ARE THE ONE WHO FROZE HELL OVER!!!" "YOU ARE GOING TO CRAWL!!! -Nagoriyuki probably
That looks he gave at the end was like "wtf do we do now?!"
"Shit, she's calling our bluff!"
Hydras gain more Heads, not Hearts...
I loved her. She had zero chill 😂
@@SlumericanXX Why'd you think she'd be chill when her babies' kidnappers are in front of her?
@@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s …..yes?
“Mom what the fuck?!” 😂😂😂
Her baby: AYOOOO WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
Hold up
“IT’S TACTICS SWEETIE, LET MOMMY DO THE TALKING, OKAY?!”
Puahja
@@iamfighterman9646 If I remembered correctly then her husband was dead
"What seventeen more years ?! I can always start again ! Make another kid !"
@adenloyd6655 i'll still have you
@@nonolerigolo9128
What did i just say prior?
Dead...
His face is like "holy shit bro"
Also him: I don’t have a comeback good enough for that….
"I might volunteer to use that instrument."
😂😂😂
Renaissance poggers be like...
If the camera wasn't cropped, you would be able to see the other brother staring like 🤔
Old Ubisoft was wild.
Old Ubisoft was awesome
The best you mean
This was historically accurate and they actually censored it if the witnesses are to be believed.
😂😂
fucking hated uplay but man, this scene made me giggle so hard
This scene comes from Niccolò Machiavelli's account of the event. In his political book 'Discorsi sulla prima Deca di Tito Livio' (Discourses on the first Ten of Titus Livy) he wrote: "E per mostrare che de' suoi figliuoli non si curava, mostrò loro le membra genitali, dicendo che aveva ancora il modo a rifarne" which roughly translated in English is: "And in order to show that she didn't care about her sons, she show them [the besiegers] her genitals saying that she had the way to make other children". In another Machiavelli's book, called Istorie Fiorentine (Florentine Histories), he mentions the quote without mentioning the skirt lifting. However, Machiavelli is the only contemporary source that tells it that way. Some accounts tell that she said she didn't care about her hostage sons because her eldest son was in Milan and she was also pregnant and these two sons were enough for her. These accounts don't mention any genital show. Most accounts don't mention any answer at all. Even if we can't say with certainty that the actual historical Caterina Sforza didn't act like this scene in AC, most probably Machiavelli fabricated this story. What all accounts agree on is that Caterina fought bravely, leading the defense sword in in hand. She was a real badass and she was nicknamed The Lioness of Romagna.
(I've decided to modify the comment because it wasn't clear enough and I feared it would spread historical misinformation)
TL;DR: This scene was inspired by Machiavelli's account of the event. But he was the only contemporary source to tell it that way. Most probably it's just a folktale.
Bruh
Yes, that’s actually true
Yes, that's true. She says...
«Ho con me lo stampo per farne degli altri!»
Yessir
YES (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The shock and confusion on dudes face is gold. I've been laughing for 5min straight
You gotta play this game man, even though it’s like 20 years old it worth it
@@Kenny-o6iolder games are still better imo the love and craft were there for them too bad companies get worse the more money they make and the more people they fire or replace with shitty writers
After this she said to Ezio that she is really worried about her children’s. In other words she was lying.
No shit really
@@ashcraft257 no shit? I didn’t know this
@@hammantor6145 I was being sarcastic
No shit sherlock
Yeah bro, most people here played the game.
Bro was FLABBERGASTED 💀
Who needs a history book when you have Assassin’s Creed
I mean based off the past two games I’d say the Ubisoft is the one who needs a history book
@@bigmonke7661 boi it's mythology you can't go back to all these ancient times and not have mythology and they still do a good job for example assassins creed odyssey's sea shanties are in perfect ancient Greek
@@flamewolf552 I have no problem with mythology as their is a large ahistorical part of assassins creed like the first civilization however I’m not talking about the mythology or the changing history so it will be more fun or to fit a large time period in a short game I’m talking straight up didn’t exist or making shit up
@@flamewolf552 did they have iron man suits in This time
She was wearing underwear… when in reality she didn’t.
He really went "Bro, she did not just say that" 👁👄👁
His face 😯
Pog
White panties with unicorns? Damn...
@@avioracrown6967 My thoughts exactly
He looks kind of aroused.
His brother 🗿
Bro was like “y’all see that too”
I recently completed this level and was laughing for hours about her reply to the Templar
I did the same thing and fucking balled out laughing, don't remember that ever happening but it did and I love it
Same but they aren’t templars bro
Which game was this?
@@ambuknight 💀
@@ambuknight read the title.
She said: “We don’t negotiate with terrorists,” in the most shocking way possible.
His face to camera in the end: You see the kind of sh*t I've to deal with every buttfu*king day?
😂😂😂😂
“These goddamn protestors, we were supposed to install an AC unit up there YESTERDAY”
given what she said, i wouldn't say BUTTfucking
And here i am playing that certain instrument
Blud playing it with one hand💀
@@masteshief nah im "plucking" it
@@enzomedici2749 boy ain't no way boah 💀
@@enzomedici2749 yuck!
Fun fact: this is a real situation, also she didn’t wear underwear that day
That probably caused any man on the ground to become rather embarrassed, rather quickly
@@Argento_Wolf They all dropped their weapons and fought with their "Swords" I heard.
@@xLionsxxSmithyx dude that one is underrated
@@xLionsxxSmithyx They dropped their weapons and picked up their real weapons.
@@daechang3955 A for effort
“What’s another 17 years? I’ll make another kid”
The dude really looked confused for a second there 🤣 like " bro she can do that?"
@@scarfaceReaper almost like he questioned if he was the monster
@@ghostkid5714 🤣
@@ghostkid5714 he’s a villain she’s a monster 🤣🤣🤣
@@scarfaceReaper 😂
She's using hacks
Him after the flash: I was not expecting that... maybe I should help her make more....
"It wasn't supposed to turn this way but I don't complain "
That's what standing on business TRULY looks like
Bro got Blanked for a minute 😂
He sure didn’t see that coming
"Not even gonna lie, she got me there."
"dayum dude, your mom is something"
Bro was flabbergasted😂
Dude’s like, “Well, can you make mine?”
pretty sure she was bluffing and told Ezio to go handle that😂
You havent played ac2 ......
Wtf go play it NOW
@@pepe12699 i gotchu
That's exactly what happened lol
@@pepe12699this is brotherhood
@WillWest-il2mw nope it assassin's creed 2
Since I remember etzeo didn't have a beard this time.
Also cuz I been replaying all assassin's creed games right now.
That truly happened. And she said it so they would spare her children.
Dude didn't know what to do with that information 😂
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I don't know what to do with that information
His face. "Bruh i didn't expect tonight to be this fun."
Hes like, "let the children go, they've suffered enough."
I admire her voice actor for putting such passion in the character
Caterina Sforza would be proud
Bruh this acting as bad💀
@@saiyananatomy6627for the time the game came its pretty decent
@saiyananatomy6627 it's good, wdym?
@@miguelantunes8785 Why is the time relevant? Good acting is good acting
Who cares what a manipulative psycopath would be proud of?
Bro was like"i told you, now what😅? "
WHAT'S ANOTHER 17 YEARS?! I CAN ALWAYS START OVER! MAKE A NEW KID!
underrated line
“I understood that reference.”
"Think mark think!"
Was lookin for this one
😂😂😂 gotdamn
His face tells everything😂😂
Lmao his face has me dead 💀💀
THAT INSTRUMENT IS INCOMPLETE 😆😂🤣
I love his reaction to that
Slightly horny, confused and surprised
Also maybe a little scared-
The “oh shit” look on his face was hilarious he looked back like: *SiR oUr PlAn FaiLeD wHaT NoW!?*
That guy was traumatized, he became a Priest after this.
The fact that she uses "instrument", which is typically used to describe the male component is such a power move. She not only shut down his threat, but immasculated him in the process. Well played Caterina, well played. A flawless bluff.
I've usually heard it called equipment for guys, with instrument being the delicate term
@@flyingsky1559 Maybe in today's parlance, but check out some old world writings. Feminism wasn't a thing so women were commonly an afterthought.
@@armandowillem ok simp
@@hippokrates4494
It's a historical figure and a videogame character. How? Literally how? Admiration and simpery aren't the same thing you knob.
Simpery as far as I know would involve monetary gifting, excessive attention seeking, and unwarranted/unwanted advances, all of which are impossible.
Learn what an insult means before using it fukwit.
@@armandowillem Lol she is literally calling herself an o' bject.
And showing off her instrument, which men use to get babies.
Effectively o ' bjectifying herself. well played woman.
u literally called urself, what men consider u anyways. An instrument for babies 🤣
He's reaction: "Did you see that guys?"
Young Ezio be like
Ezio: 😲😏
So her stand ability is making more babies
Amy Grant- Baby, Baby
So.. it's the same ability as star platinum
woman ☕
Exactly what happened to her and it did 🗿☕💀
@@AlaricDravIgnatius1371nah she reclaimed her reproductive ability from the patriachy as something of her own.
The way Ezio just let her do all of this lmao.
Even his face at the end was like: "Well crap, didn't know a woman could have titanium balls."
DAMN SHES WIFE MATERIAL
She femd*ms the crud out of Ezio in Brotherhood lol. Aggressive af
And where will your kid be?
@@thatoneguy9816 😳
Not mom material tho😂
@@thatoneguy9816 it was a bluff though
Back when Ubsoft was Ubisodomy
Dude's face says it all, "wtf is she srs"👀😏
the look on his brother's face is priceless
I dropped my damn phone. My jaw followed shortly after.
so did i
@@edrian_4043 😁
Flashbangs were invented in 1970
People before 1970:
The look on his face even though it's horrible and an old game the look on his face is still priceless
Man's eyes are popping out of his head after that.
Or the Blood Rage consumes him...
The Grudge, that cannot die...
It's gets triggered by the Betrayal from the Mother...
While active he will hunt and cosume Hydras, becoming their worst Nightmare.
A Force of Nature, the Primal Bloodlust of an innocent Boy...
The First Berserker, Odio, the Lord of Dark...
AC2 showing why its still the best AC game ever!
I love how Ezio is beside her and he's like:😀🤨😀
Bro looked over like "was that an offer?" 👀
In Blood Rage, yes...
In Love, Over my Dead Body, wait, i cannot die, but you can so...
I COMMAND THEE, KNEEL!!!
Bro said, "Hold up," with that look!
he got ideas😭
The look on his face immediately after 😮😂
Childrem: ayo wait a minute
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Guy's like, "Is THAT where babies come from?!"
"u didn't have to cut me out"🎵
Fits on the templar
Funny enough that last line about being able to make more is historically correct she did say that
Dude that look he gave when he turned got me dead like he’s thinking “dude is she serious right now?” 😂😂😂😂
Goddamn she didn’t even hesitate to say that 💀
Eraser Cross Beast: Engage
Top 10 forbidden actual real history that school won't taught to you
A lot of people seem to think this was a made up story against her, but she was a true fighter is the fact that we know for completely sure!
No improper Authority can go against me unnoticed, as i am the Origin of Malice and Demise itself...
I cannot be lied to and force kind Souls to approach me on my Terms.
Prey, as cowardly as they are, are forced to challenge me on my Condition.
If faster, they have to flee.
If slower, I forced them to submit to my Orders, or i will put them on "*The BENCH..."
He had the "I must marry this woman" look on his face and I can not blame him.😂😂😂😂
TELL ME NOT HE MADE SHAQ FACE 😭
Bro was flabbergasted 💀
He literally responded with a poggers face
Bro was really looking "ayyo this shit is NOT going to plan. This isn't part of the script at all"
Those The boyz Eye and his face Said Everything 😂
"Yeah, I thought you was going somewhere else with that one Ma..."
words so powerful Macchiavelli catalogued them for the ages.
What did you expect, Mother...
Everybody is out for you now...
I only have to go for a Stroll, with my Swords at my Side.
Everybody knows...
You did not Surrender...
And One of my older Brothers fled towards Spain, freaking SPAIN!!!
Is He FOR REAL HERE?!
I guess some Jokes write themselves
They always Found me when i went anywhere calm...
Now it came to bite them instead...
We share our Mothers Blood, but not that of the Fathers...
I am Half Somali, that should explain
my Silence being my Que for Blood Rage...
You conditioned me with Silence and Isolation, Mother.
Upon Activation, as far as i am concerned Lives are Forfeit.
He was shocked, flabbergasted, gooped, and gagged. 😂😂😂😂
I was 14 when I first played this game and I laughed so damn hard when I saw this scene for like a week
*"What's 17 More Years!? I can Always make Another!"*
💀💀💀
He made the Shaq face🤣😂
I finally found where that sound came from
His face 😂
How could such low quality animation show so much emotion
And now such high quality animation shows so little emotion lol. Guess maybe they knew what they were doing back then lol
He looked at him like it wasn't on the script
This is why she's my fav side character in ac
He looked at his twin like
" You seeing this too bro or just me "
Falls into Blood Rage, then cuts the entire Building in Half out of Spite...
"DO NOT TALK BACK AT ME, HYDRA!!!"
"TIME MEANS NOTHING TO ME!!!"
"YOU ARE THE ONE WHO FROZE HELL OVER!!!"
"YOU ARE GOING TO CRAWL!!!
-Nagoriyuki probably
@@ToxicIdeaStorage I had a seizure trying to read that
Cannot belive I was playing this when I was 7 haha
Bro looked over like "She serious?" 😂
"she knew that I, would die at war" is the bit that cut off
That look was like, "we're really going there guy?😳 didn't know we were going for that type of rating. " lol. 😂
When the intimidation check fails
Ice and Death Skills get unlocked.
Fenrir Install Access Granted:
Ultima Draconis.
her children sitting there like. "Well. Fuck"
The wildest shit I've seen today 😂😂😂
His face at the end said: "Was that an offer?"
Nah, just another BBQ...
Rika "Rio" Alucard
"Mom you embarrass me 😐"
His reaction he didn't know if he should be angry or impressed
Ultima Nihilis:
Wrath of the Raging Demon.
"B-but that was supposed to work. Y-you care about your kids right? RIGHT?"
She does NOT...
Rika "Rio" Alucard
I miss the old game😢
lol, the look he gave at the end was like 'oh shit... she called my bluff... I got nothing....'
Aaaaand parent of the year award goes to…
Nagoriyuki...