@@Kishisuke 'Godse'. India's Prime minister is Narendra Modi. A member of RSS since early teens. Their ideology is similar to Nazi Germany. Nathuram Godse was also a member of RSS and he shot and killed Mahatma Gandhi.
@@hiteshlalwani8039 u dont need to lecture me bro I am an indian too and i live in india but i just dont say that often coz i have no religion or i dont specify my country name I m a free man and common to all Entire world is my home and everyone r my family
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.“ - Mark Twain
This actually opened my eyes to death. Now that I really think about it, it never inconvenienced me, because I simply didn't have the means to even know it was inconvenient.
The truth is you will never die, i mean you will die, but you will be reborn agian why you may ask the multiverse always creates life, and one of that life could be you if you die, and life is a soul and if a soul dies, soul no more Thats just my theory
I have a fear of cryonics. I have heard somewhere in hindu mythology that after your body is clinically dead. It takes upto 14 days for your brain activity to cease. What I mean by that is, your brain can still feel whats happening to your body but cant react. So say if you are burnt (ritual) after you are dead, you will still feel the body burning but wont react or move. So in the same way, people who are frozen will feel the intense cold in their brain activity but they wont react. Do you understand what I am trying to say? So I am scared. I opted for my body parts to be taken by a hospital after my death. So I am scared I will feel the pain when they take out my body parts when they cut it from surgical instruments. But I wont be able to react because I am dead, but my brain activity is still working and I can still feel the intense pain. That's what I am scared of.
@@anantambisht4895 i mean, i havent heard of it but its probably true, in a near death experience brain will try to stay alive and working, and the best way to do that ? Is by remembering or relieving exciting or maybe groundbreaking moments in our life, even when we still alive and healthy, thinking about certain events will make our brain tingles
There was a dude that had that happen to him whilst he was in the mouth of a shark, and he remembered a show he watched where they said to get at the gills of a shark if it attacks you. He plunged his hands in the gills and managed to get away
If battlefield has taught me anything is that you can escape death as long as you get hit by a defribilator or adrenaline within 10 seconds of your death. It doesn't matter if you took a tank shell to the face as long as you didn't die in a vehicle.
I found it the way of proving that the afterlife exists by suicide fascinating. That guy made a crucial mistake. How do we know that the woman didn't just make up that she got contacted. Or her subconscious made it up. He should have written a note. This note should be hidden from the woman. Once she gets contacted the guy tells the woman what was in the note. Then a third person compares the woman's account and the contents of the note. If they match there is a high chance there is some afterlife.
@@jakefastf lemmino literally adressed this. Humans, for the most part, are hardwired to want to stay alive; thus our brains do anything within their power to come up with ways of staying alive.
@@jakefastf Why is it so hard? Maybe ask that to a grieving mother that hopes her child is in a better place and will reunite with him/her soon instead of plain nothingness. I'm not saying you're wrong, but empathy goes a long way to acknowledge the human condition
@@juantsu2000 Thats all well and good, but a disposition purely based on hope is a frail one. She needs to accept the likely possibility that hes gone, such is nature, it gives and it takes. So dont be bitter when it comes to collect its debt.
As a Dane this feels like having a long genuine and interesting conversation between you and a person with no quarrel and then suddenly getting slapped
At my funeral, I want to be strung up from the ceiling and zip line around the room high fiving people, while Alice Cooper's "Schools out for summer" plays.
You exactly described what I experienced when I "died" for 30 seconds, after a brain haemorrhage/propofol overdose (unclear what exactly caused my cardiac arrest but ye). It was so beautiful. I guess I understand why some people are suicidal, because it's literally the best feeling I ever felt...
@@andreinapereira552 i pretty much just flew up high in the sky and saw everything under me disappear as the clouds got thicker and thicker. again it only lasted 30 seconds max so it’s not much i guess but it felt euphoric ☺️
There may be “cruelty” in the process of death, but clearly not in the state of non-existence. Truly, as was said at the beginning of this, non-existence IS our “natural state”. Death is only to return to that from whence we came. As the scientist and writer, Issac Asimov once said (and I paraphrase), “ I do not fear death, for in death lies the ultimate peace. It’s the transition that can get sticky.”
As someone who "died" a few times, deep mediation can bring you pretty close to that same feeling. But I mean, yeah. It's peaceful AF once you accept it and I highly recommend leaning into that feeling before you die. Kinda makes life feel worth it
Sometimes I used to get scared of the thought of dying but that guy in Harry Potter made me feel better when “he greet Death as an old friend, and went with him on his own terms and not those of death”
I love this channel. So much information brought to us by a rather prodigious individual with exemplary video editing and script writing. The topics are often amusing as they are enlightening giving us multiple gifts allowing Mr. Lemmino to fall into my the category of"Edutainer" and doing a tremendous job as well. Just when you think there could not possibly be a more ideal and perfect channel to allow your mind to simply let go and let the soothing narrative take a hold you see a true psychopath taking a bite out of a hamburger backwards. What follows is a surprising yet joyful release of endorphins via laughter and just like that, your experience is enhanced as yet again by the outstanding bloke known as Lemmino. Thanks for everything sir. You're a true artist.
@Turbo Well what else are you going to do with the immortality, the only real option is to destroy the bloodline that has been foiling your plans for a century.
@Turbo from a thief trying to take stuff to restarting the fucking universe, what other piece of fiction describes the butterfly effect better than jojo?
You’re videos are truly amazing! And I have no doubt that they are the best educational videos on interesting topics ever, keep doing what you’re doing!!! I’ve been loving and rewatching your videos since 2013
But now we have digital photocopiers which remember everything they copied (because government agencies need it that way). So you can basically copy anything it scanned, in any number of copies, just by accessing the photocopier memory.
before i die i will hire some big bulky dudes to attent my funeral in MIB like suits and black shades they shall just stand around somewhere and frown and not talk to anyone
Been thinking a lot about whether we have free will, what existed before the beginning of time, and what happens after we die. These things are equally terrifying and fascinating and I genuinely hope we will be reincarnated after death so that we get to live on forever in a way, but more importantly, so that people who are underprivileged during this life can get another chance at being happy.
When I have a seizure, it feels like being dead. In seizures, I've experienced moments of nothingness... I've experienced moments of eternity on mushrooms. I've experienced eons. The human experience is godlike compared the concept of death being eternal and my life being a miracle.
the real MVP It's a theoretical concept that space can exist outside of our normal 3 dimensions. It can only be demonstrated mathematically from my understanding though. While it may not exist, the concept is very real and can be thought of using analogies.
"Who eats a burger that way!" I actually lol'd and totally made this a great funny video to me lol just took a hard left turn out of nowhere of a great essay thing. That was great lol
[Credits, References, and More]
www.lemmi.no/p/t10f-death
You forget to credit someone who make this aren't you
@@beachbowl274 no one cares he credited him at least, and I would suggest u take some English courses
Eyy
Hello man
dang you're late to your own video lol
"Who eats a burger that way?"
bahaha, wasn't expecting that
I eat a burger that way
I eat pizza crust first
I drink the milk before cereal
I have dinner before breakfast.
I eat the egg shell and throw the content
Paying people to attend your funeral is more depressing than nobody showing up
Not if you pay someone to stand watching mysteriously in the distance with an umbrella...even if it isn't raining
Probably a great way to get laid though
Your fucking name made this perfect
@@warbler1984 Lol. Awesomely creepy.
Right its so retarded
bro imagine if when we die, some guy at a huge fucking mall takes off a vr headset off of you and asks, “did you like the game?”
Now that's thinking outside the box.
@@ninja-wy6we You mean outside the simulator
like in rick and morty when they go to the space arcade and play roy
No it sucks
And then yiu take his and say "did you ?"
"Killed himself to find out how the afterlife was"
*Mission failed successfully*
Lol
In the name of science, there are no limits
"Mission failed successfully we'll find out next next time"
"We never know for sure"
Do it again
A recent study concluded that death is shown to decrease your quality of life by at least 100%.
its actually 104%
Source? The last time I researched this, the lowest result the researchers observed was a clean 100%.
Another recent study showed that simply living in this era is shown to decrease life experience by 100%
My research says that it is 500%
Jokes on you, I want to die
"Stop eating and you'll live forever"
What a shame, Gandhi nearly acquired immortality
One gun boi: Hehe Imma end this whole’s man immortality
How is that
@@rigovalentine gandhi was shot dead by a religious asshole named "ghotse"
Thats what he implies in the above comment
@@Kishisuke 'Godse'. India's Prime minister is Narendra Modi. A member of RSS since early teens. Their ideology is similar to Nazi Germany. Nathuram Godse was also a member of RSS and he shot and killed Mahatma Gandhi.
@@hiteshlalwani8039 u dont need to lecture me bro
I am an indian too and i live in india but i just dont say that often coz i have no religion or i dont specify my country name
I m a free man and common to all
Entire world is my home and everyone r my family
Upon death, you hear the Microsoft Windows XP shutdown noise.
I can't wait to experience that
thats hundred percent true. i can verify that.
I thought that's what happened when Stephen Hawking died.
and then some marketing guy asked you if you enjoy the game
@@dingdongmyopinioniswrong7046 because of the computer I get it lol
Some people who've watched this video have died.
And like 100 years from now on, everyone in this comment section rn wil be dead
@@MaxMustermann-nl2mk oh
Im dead btw
@@noelle3929 Are you ok ?
@@rhenic543 he’s fine probably
Imagine blowing all your savings to go to sleep and wake up in a thousand years with no money and a brain freeze.
And still tons of cancer cells in your brain
@@gydalf9490 They'll be able to cure cancer in the future, and I also wonder how you would feel after sleeping for a thousand years
Inflation would be a bitch
@@Hpmanenz id still wake up tired
@@lizgallagher5541
*Sleeping for a thousand years*
*Waking up*
"Just 5 more years"
*Falls asleep for another 1000 years*
I've uploaded the word "Monatophobia" to urban dictionary.
Ove Sundberg Swear that said Mattophobia for a sec there...
håller fan med
Thanks man, one good deed can change the world.
Ove Sundberg nice man
LEMMiNO Official you're fake
“Suffering, Denmark, death, and despair”
Thought he sounded swedish
@@jw9099 He is Swedish
@@walangaccount8984 I know.
I was looking for this comment
@@kt249 ok
“Who eats a burger that way?!?!?” And the clip that went with it made me literally laugh out loud 😂
I was actually eating a burger...and laughed so hard at this
Hahahaha!! Same! 😂😂😂
Ok
"....Denmark (wtf?), death and despair"
@Milo Ngo I'm Finnish, memetically speaking that means LEMMiNO is gay
When you die, death is inevitable.
LOL HEY BANDIT! love your channel bro
loooooooooool
LEMMiNO do a collab with BanditRants!
Not if it's only clinical.
no shit
*W H O E A T S A B U R G E R T H A T W A Y*
🅱ho 🅱eats a 🅱urger 🅱hat 🅱ay
wHO eAtS BuRGer ThAT waY
w h o e a t s a b u r g e r t h a t w a y ?
ME..
x HnTr VDH x XD
"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.“ - Mark Twain
This actually opened my eyes to death. Now that I really think about it, it never inconvenienced me, because I simply didn't have the means to even know it was inconvenient.
"Stop eating to live forever"
Nikocado Avocado: *Sweats*
That guy is a literal vacuum cleaner bro
He sweats just by sitting
The truth is you will never die, i mean you will die, but you will be reborn agian why you may ask the multiverse always creates life, and one of that life could be you if you die, and life is a soul and if a soul dies, soul no more
Thats just my theory
I have a fear of cryonics. I have heard somewhere in hindu mythology that after your body is clinically dead. It takes upto 14 days for your brain activity to cease. What I mean by that is, your brain can still feel whats happening to your body but cant react. So say if you are burnt (ritual) after you are dead, you will still feel the body burning but wont react or move. So in the same way, people who are frozen will feel the intense cold in their brain activity but they wont react. Do you understand what I am trying to say? So I am scared. I opted for my body parts to be taken by a hospital after my death. So I am scared I will feel the pain when they take out my body parts when they cut it from surgical instruments. But I wont be able to react because I am dead, but my brain activity is still working and I can still feel the intense pain. That's what I am scared of.
@@GeekRaj just dont die dying = gey
"Who eats a burger that way?"
Asking the real questions...
top 10 questions scientists can't answer
D:
i genuinely feel bad for the guy who fakes his death and only had his mom attend his funeral
I too
Bosnia... Sure is a wierd country
He is most likely an asshole if he has no friends and he can subject his elderly mother to such stress just for his vanity
@Lemon Hacking who the fuck mentioned fear, he is the one who faked his death
@Lemon Hacking calls someone an asshole then acts like he's too above someone to talk to them... lol
It’s said your life flashes before your eyes when your dying because your brain is looking through your memories to find a solution to keep living
Realllllllllyyyyy??
@@anantambisht4895 i mean, i havent heard of it but its probably true, in a near death experience brain will try to stay alive and working, and the best way to do that ? Is by remembering or relieving exciting or maybe groundbreaking moments in our life, even when we still alive and healthy, thinking about certain events will make our brain tingles
@@kawabatayuri Ohh thats great
There was a dude that had that happen to him whilst he was in the mouth of a shark, and he remembered a show he watched where they said to get at the gills of a shark if it attacks you. He plunged his hands in the gills and managed to get away
Dmt flush
0:21
Me: Ah, yes, cance-
Lemmino: Aging
Me: *Aging*
Thats exactly what happened to me
uncurable?
@@KC-pi6po there really isn't a quick fix or "cure" for cancer there ways to make it dormant but it oftentimes comes back later
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING HAHA
If battlefield has taught me anything is that you can escape death as long as you get hit by a defribilator or adrenaline within 10 seconds of your death. It doesn't matter if you took a tank shell to the face as long as you didn't die in a vehicle.
lmao nice jk
😂😂
Leinadlink o
Leinadlink lolz
Same but most of the time noone is there to revive me since i ran into 5 fucking tanks p.s i suck at BF 1
*"Are expected to cease and revert back to their natural state of nonexistent commonly defined as death"*
When your essay needs to be 3000 words long
leaking hamburger helper lol very true
I'd take the 3k word essay anytime compared to what I have to write!
Hahaha literally laughed out loud to that because it’s so god damn true 😂
😂
If you’re a college student, this is very hilarious and relatable.
"A dystopian netherworld filled with pain, suffering, Denmark, death and despair." As someone from Denmark, I can confirm this.
🤣😭 touché
Why are Swedish so harsh on Danes?
@@anshumankakralia7542 it is an inside joke, it goes both ways /a swede
@@anshumankakralia7542 its just a bit of banter
its the swedes norwegians and danes mostly
I'm eating a burger as I'm watching and thought you were talking to me.
i just imagine you jumping out of your chair in shock
I'm also eating a burger as I'm watching this LMAO
@@itzduhneh3558 h0w dare you eat a burger like that
Imagine if you were just listening to the audio and not watching the video lol
Ah yes the 3 D's
Denmark, Death, and Despair
Also DICK
Don't forget *Donald*
DONG
@@zielonythewolf5069 ding
D u n k
"Denmark, death and despair"
Your swedishness shines through.
lol
Bears, beets, battlestar galactica
As a Dane, I would like to disagree :((
@@ollianders4301 Hey Dwight👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
@@kimwasalreadytaken No
I found it the way of proving that the afterlife exists by suicide fascinating. That guy made a crucial mistake. How do we know that the woman didn't just make up that she got contacted. Or her subconscious made it up. He should have written a note. This note should be hidden from the woman. Once she gets contacted the guy tells the woman what was in the note. Then a third person compares the woman's account and the contents of the note. If they match there is a high chance there is some afterlife.
Why is it so hard for people to acknowledge that the most likely state of us after death is nothing. Delicious nothing.
@@jakefastf lemmino literally adressed this. Humans, for the most part, are hardwired to want to stay alive; thus our brains do anything within their power to come up with ways of staying alive.
@@jakefastf Why is it so hard? Maybe ask that to a grieving mother that hopes her child is in a better place and will reunite with him/her soon instead of plain nothingness.
I'm not saying you're wrong, but empathy goes a long way to acknowledge the human condition
@@juantsu2000 Thats all well and good, but a disposition purely based on hope is a frail one. She needs to accept the likely possibility that hes gone, such is nature, it gives and it takes. So dont be bitter when it comes to collect its debt.
@@jakefastf She doesn't NEED anything.
If all she's got is the hope that one day she'll reunite with her loved one then who are you to stop her?
“Rent a mourner” sounds like a Skyrim mod
Lol, that's up there with the oblivion horse armour DLC as the dumbest sounding mod
"...will remain dystopian netherworld filled with suffering, pain, *Denmark* and despair" lmaooo
Is there anything worse than denmark? I didn't think so.
Okay, so i did hear that correctly xD
@@temlan well sweden is
@@mokies7811 Incorrect.
@@temlan Finland, perhaps.
1:59
EVER SINCE THE INVENTION OF ROPE AND HUMAN NECKS.....??!
. THIS DUDE IS HILARIOUS...
dont forget "THY HOLY LOINS"
consistency 14 Aren’t you a funny little turd? You need a good thumping.
Knife and wrists: am I joke to you?
Necks were invented by Jeffrey E. Neck in 1957
@consistency 14 that was even less funny
As a Dane this feels like having a long genuine and interesting conversation between you and a person with no quarrel and then suddenly getting slapped
Præcis
Imagine dying while watching this video. Lma-
bro?
rip Anime Yahallo Studio
Bro u gud?.....nah he's dead
Rest in Peace Anime Yahallo Studio.
WAKE UP!!
At my funeral, I want to be strung up from the ceiling and zip line around the room high fiving people, while Alice Cooper's "Schools out for summer" plays.
There are two types of people
animehog123 there are no words to explain my admiration for you
Top10Archive I better be invited. Yknow invite that stranger from RUclips? Sounds good.
Why have I never thought of this? It's amazing!
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Vsauce and Kurzgesagt already gave me enough of an existential crisis,I didn't need this video.
Godzilla 123 lol
Same here man, Same here
Godzilla 123 Go watch exurb1a
JazzMCPE Gaming for mcpe! I literally just suggested that
try some exurb1a to get an amount of existencial crisis u will likely never forget, ever.
I like the background music. It's not happy, it's not sad, it's not creepy, it's just... calm.
You exactly described what I experienced when I "died" for 30 seconds, after a brain haemorrhage/propofol overdose (unclear what exactly caused my cardiac arrest but ye). It was so beautiful. I guess I understand why some people are suicidal, because it's literally the best feeling I ever felt...
what is it? what did you saw, what did you feel? please tell me
@@andreinapereira552 i pretty much just flew up high in the sky and saw everything under me disappear as the clouds got thicker and thicker. again it only lasted 30 seconds max so it’s not much i guess but it felt euphoric ☺️
@@ilsevanderbij7179 fascinating! I wanna experience that when the moment comes, no pain, just beauty
That was a nice video. Alright guys, see you in 5 months!
BigBForBoss *12 year's
*When We're Dead
*Next Melenium.
*next couple of millennia
BigBForBoss unoriginal
"Filled with pain, suffering, Denmark, death and despair"
Denmark. The epitome of depression.
It’s Funny because i’m Danish
Ravioli Ravioli, give me a reason to live det er jeg også
So, you're depressed?
Yes
"Death is just as glorious as living, you can't have one without the other"- Mike Tyson
Jeethus cryths
There may be “cruelty” in the process of death, but clearly not in the state of non-existence. Truly, as was said at the beginning of this, non-existence IS our “natural state”. Death is only to return to that from whence we came. As the scientist and writer, Issac Asimov once said (and I paraphrase), “ I do not fear death, for in death lies the ultimate peace. It’s the transition that can get sticky.”
Exacly. You can't experience non existence if there is no "you" to experience it.
It will be like the time before you were born. Nothing
but seriously who eats burger like that? wtf
Obviously that guy 😂😂😂
The TeddyBear 😀
i do...
Stock footage man. Just stock footage.
Danes. They are worse than belgians.
Respawning in 3...2...1...
*Connection lost*
DETA-X PX ONE HAG bruh
“Unable To Connect To World”
... Old world deleted
... Creating new World
... Loading
... Generate Matter
... Generate Player
... Respawn
I can't
*Reconnects*
Everyone: *hol'up*
As someone who "died" a few times, deep mediation can bring you pretty close to that same feeling. But I mean, yeah. It's peaceful AF once you accept it and I highly recommend leaning into that feeling before you die. Kinda makes life feel worth it
I agree with you, lucid dreams are good too.
Um- sleeping?
Sometimes I used to get scared of the thought of dying but that guy in Harry Potter made me feel better when “he greet Death as an old friend, and went with him on his own terms and not those of death”
"So stop eating, and you'll live forever."
Death of hunger: am i a joke to you?!
i think its called starvation
*opens my third 2 liter pepsi for the day*
Yes, you are.
“Death of hunger”
Starvation: am I a joke to you?!
wait, that's illegal.
"Less food could potentially extend longevity" *opens second family size pack of doritos*
*Looks at those women featured in Fat Acceptance Clips*
@@spelareNR14 a problem that solves itself I dare say
*party size
@Pegasi perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
I guess you don't want to live. That's fine.
Just came across your channel by a recommendation. The context and humor is absolutley top tier!
The light at the end of the tunnel might as well be a train.
That burger eating clip disturbed me to my core.😶
Blue team John, Fred, Linda, Kelly It looked like aaron paul/jesse pinkman
I'd like a cheeseburger
Bitch
This is the most likes I've ever gotten on a comment. 😂 Thx.
then you need to seriously step your game up
Blue team John, Fred, Linda, Kelly 343 likes... I like your ONI pfp
W H O E A T S A B U R G E R T H A T W A Y?
DovahSpy
What the hell Lemmino
I do!
that one was seriously annoying, though. JUST WHY
My favorite part man 😂
That was funny but true
I love this channel. So much information brought to us by a rather prodigious individual with exemplary video editing and script writing. The topics are often amusing as they are enlightening giving us multiple gifts allowing Mr. Lemmino to fall into my the category of"Edutainer" and doing a tremendous job as well. Just when you think there could not possibly be a more ideal and perfect channel to allow your mind to simply let go and let the soothing narrative take a hold you see a true psychopath taking a bite out of a hamburger backwards. What follows is a surprising yet joyful release of endorphins via laughter and just like that, your experience is enhanced as yet again by the outstanding bloke known as Lemmino. Thanks for everything sir. You're a true artist.
i feel like most people aren’t afraid of death itself, but whatever comes after it
Sorry but I cant take a philosophical comment seriously when your pfp is "that" 😂
So... they're afraid of death?
Fun Fact:
Death was invented by John Deather when he tried to end his life in 1703
Pretty sure that the name is “sui asait” he’s japanese
Thats very fun
Cool invention tho
Who's John Deather
And also, blinking was invented by Jack Blinker when he tried to wink with 2 eyes
"While humans may be stuck with pathetic mortal bodies..."
You sound like some super villain trying to gain immortality
@Turbo Well what else are you going to do with the immortality, the only real option is to destroy the bloodline that has been foiling your plans for a century.
Zamasuui
@Turbo from a thief trying to take stuff to restarting the fucking universe, what other piece of fiction describes the butterfly effect better than jojo?
Turbo jojo
he sounds like mordekaiser
Death is an interval for life... like silence is the interval for music.
You’re videos are truly amazing! And I have no doubt that they are the best educational videos on interesting topics ever, keep doing what you’re doing!!! I’ve been loving and rewatching your videos since 2013
Lemmino: the RUclips channel where we make new phobia words
sl true
DENILSON THOMAS. are you serious, I'm pretty sure there's a phobia for everything
Popple888 he just said there wasn't a proper phobia term for dying alone buddy. I looked it up, he's right
DENILSON THOMAS. I
Joe Biden NegroPhobia
Everybody _gangsta_ til Lemmino says...
*"Make of that what you will"*
Can someone explain the meaning?
@@irisshane916 it means that basically, its like earth but instead theres nothing to worry about.
@@irisshane916 tonight go out in the dark if there is no moon. Stare into the utter darkness and nothingness and you will understand
@@_denzy_6310 nah stop it with that mysterious bullshit
@@irisshane916 it means it's up to you to interpret the answer
Thanatophobia: the fear of being snapped away by Thanos.
14:48 "Pain, Suffering, Denmark, Death, and Despair." I mean I guess he's not wrong...?
Ageing is like photocopies. If you keep photocopying the last photocopy.....it eventually fades, and that’s exactly what happens to our cells.
woah. this comment gave me goosebumps.
Your forgot ab screenshots tho
@@TheCottonMan18 What do you mean they said aging is like photocopying not like taking screenshots
But now we have digital photocopiers which remember everything they copied (because government agencies need it that way). So you can basically copy anything it scanned, in any number of copies, just by accessing the photocopier memory.
what if we keep copying the first copy over and over again? looks like it will work
Densphobia: the fear and utter hatred for the country of Denmark
Only true Lemmino fans will get this
Ok, I'll go cry in the corner...
@@fizhee I like Denmark
Do not subscribe to me- or thanos won't like it can you please elaborate on this joke? Very curious to get it :)
@@MatildeCacao Just watch a Lemino video until he shits in Denmark
“A dystopian netherworld filled with pain suffering Denmark death and despair” I love it
Great script and great read. The sarcasm is well placed and lightens the subject matter. Nice work!
Riding a bike for 10km - 1 micromort
Driving a car for 400km - 1 micromort
Wearing a sports jersey in public - 999,999.999999999999999999 micromorts
Doonky ,l
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
Breathing - infinity micromorts
You must live in chicago
Slipping: a couple hundred micromorts.
"I do not fear my death, but I'm in no hurry to meet it, either."
I agree with all except the latter
@@psycheevolved1428 🤣🤣🤣
Finally a good one to "quote"
"I do not fear death, except when my death is either painful or embarrasing"
@@kakyoindonut3213 That too lol
before i die i will hire some big bulky dudes to attent my funeral in MIB like suits and black shades
they shall just stand around somewhere and frown and not talk to anyone
Ah, what a lovely video to watch right before bed.
I suffer from Lemminovidphobia. The fear that Lemmino won't upload videos anymore
Error 418 same
Error 418 That would actually be Lemminonovideophobia :D sounds cool
Error 418 Same here ;D
Error 418 your disease sounds like a Harry Potter spell
I feel you, sister
Best part of this video was just randomly acknowledging the bizarre way that guy was eating the burger in the stock footage he used
+Instinct Gaming Beggar
Jim
Yakka Actually that guy may be lemmino himself. At least his jaw looks like his
Been thinking a lot about whether we have free will, what existed before the beginning of time, and what happens after we die. These things are equally terrifying and fascinating and I genuinely hope we will be reincarnated after death so that we get to live on forever in a way, but more importantly, so that people who are underprivileged during this life can get another chance at being happy.
When I have a seizure, it feels like being dead. In seizures, I've experienced moments of nothingness... I've experienced moments of eternity on mushrooms.
I've experienced eons.
The human experience is godlike compared the concept of death being eternal and my life being a miracle.
"The present will, for the time being, remain a dystopian netherworld filled with pain, suffering, *Denmark* , death, and despair."
Mika de Grote WTF that’s actually what he said 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
AhahHhaahahaha I thought I was freaking going mad!
Why'd he include Denmark tho?
@@vaibhavpindikura3841 because he's swedish, and if you claim to be from Sweden and don't hate Denmark, you're not a true swede
#1 rule of hunting
if you don't kill it
it isn't dead.
Brownie Well, that's one way of putting it.
Shit, i never know that..
Shit no Sherlock
I don’t get it
people die when they are killed
just imagine having a siezure and then you're like "oh well, guess i died"
i love how the beginning talks about death like an alien who only knows what it is from observing us
Yo Bradford is a real scientist he did the ultimate sacrifice to learn shit
Blight legit a real nigga
Ikr I hope it's real
Hope he get the right shit he deserve
He was *dying* to know the answer
press F to pay respects to bradford
Fun fact: the lethality rate of death is 100%.
Didn't know that o-o
The more you knoooooooooow!
Keita Tsutsumi I
Keita Tsutsumi Fun fact #2 : air is toxic, if you breathe in air you will die in about 70-100 years
K
The way you describe death at the start is oddly calming
the flow of nature through happiness and sadness is our life. We never actually die. we only get from one form to the another.
You know, maybe the number of deaths this year is gonna be a little higher than 57 million. Don't know why tho
l o l
i dont think more than a million people are going to die to the virus. so at the very most it is going to be 57 020 000 deaths or something
@@ohyeahyeah1955 coronavirus has already killed 250k
@@ohyeahyeah1955 At it's current progression the virus could kill millions
@@ohyeahyeah1955 20 000 deaths....we passed that a long time ago honey
Can you do a video on the 4th dimension? Love to hear it in your voice.
Brandon Stout what is the 4th dimension
Length width depth and time
the real MVP It's a theoretical concept that space can exist outside of our normal 3 dimensions. It can only be demonstrated mathematically from my understanding though. While it may not exist, the concept is very real and can be thought of using analogies.
deerthegamer Negative. Time exists as 1 dimension in every dimension.
He should do one fact on each dimension!
From renting family members, to mourners. What has this world come to... And most of us thought renting a girlfriend was depressing.
In ancient Greece it was expected that you would have professional mourners present to heighten the occasion.
"Who eats a burger that way!" I actually lol'd and totally made this a great funny video to me lol just took a hard left turn out of nowhere of a great essay thing. That was great lol
"The present will for the time being remain a dystopian netherworld, filled with pain, suffering, Denmark, death, and despair"
-LEMMiNO
Denmark is scary
SomeRandomGuy :P stfu
Carl Johnson have you been there?
SomeRandomGuy :P I live here
Carl Johnson yoUR language is hard to speak or figure out
Revive me I have the Ray gun
Hammi Games 💀💀💀
Hammi Games tap it bro tap it
Memories, I miss the 2007-2014 era of life. So much fun and discoveries.
Hammi Games Good times, my friend
Hammi Games Oh the nostalgia. Why'd you have to remind me that I'm old?
Even though deeply Christian the phrase "thy holy loins" Had me crying on the floor
Why did you get so emotional from that?
@@vidura idk if ur jk or not
"If we have been pleased with life, we should not be displeased with death, since it comes from the hand of the same master" - Michelangelo
I could listen to you talk for hours
No homo
olinaD asoR full homo
Im gay. no homo
It's not homo if the balls don't touch
Who eats a burger that way!!
olinaD asoR w
"filled with pain suffering denmark- *well be right back*
QuebeC VR we'll
i failed english
QuebeC VR it's ok, we're all a bit autistic.
ive been called some vile shit before but this hurt more for some reason
I know the felling, But we gonna get the sweds some day....
SOME DAY!
Very informative content, we need more content creators like this guy
RIP-Bradford February 5, 1921 - February 5, 2021
100 Years
what
"The anticipation of death is worse than death itself"
-My favourite quote of all time
Steven Seagal hard to kill
Yeah and it only depends how you die. Instant death != cruel, filled with daily pain for years death
It's true
i was clinically dead instead of legally dead, so I got arrested for being not legally dead, the sentence was death
I can tell you're not very special or unique for clinging to common sense standard thoughts as major characteristics of your personality.
"WHO EATS A BURGER THAT WAY"
This is why I love Lemmino.
Slender Man the Senior kek
lucas George edgy
No but seriosuly, who eats a burger that way?
that guy
"not one but two poles were erected upon the crucifixions of Jesus Christ" XD that is one of best puns i've ever heared...
Imagine you die and wake up after 5000 years in a lab and a scientist tells you that we have found the technology to wake people up from their death.
“Put me back to sleep”
Just use a fuckin Phoenix Down!
Leinadlink Zack Apparently didn't get that memo :((
Vedant Goel it's a gobble gum in black ops 3 zombies it just revives people
Vedant Goel it's a gobble gum in black ops 3 zombies it just revives people
Anonymous it's from final fantasy, black ops is referring to final fantasy with that name
Hungry Whale didn't know that
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IT CANT BE A COINCIDENCE!
so you are saying since im a dane i equal death
coincidence? i think not!
*TRIGGERED*
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love the stock footage video of the guy eating the burger weird, lol, really liked these videos but LOVE you new documentary style