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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2017
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  • @LEMMiNO
    @LEMMiNO  3 года назад +337

    [Credits, References, and More]
    www.lemmi.no/p/t10f-death

    • @beachbowl274
      @beachbowl274 3 года назад

      You forget to credit someone who make this aren't you

    • @ma-pf9lx
      @ma-pf9lx 3 года назад +24

      @@beachbowl274 no one cares he credited him at least, and I would suggest u take some English courses

    • @thunderchungus9971
      @thunderchungus9971 3 года назад

      Eyy

    • @tynarvo2176
      @tynarvo2176 3 года назад

      Hello man

    • @wilburfoot
      @wilburfoot 3 года назад +4

      dang you're late to your own video lol

  • @jeffreyferreira3811
    @jeffreyferreira3811 5 лет назад +13846

    "Who eats a burger that way?"
    bahaha, wasn't expecting that

    • @kiadimundi3610
      @kiadimundi3610 4 года назад +145

      I eat a burger that way

    • @thecheez2436
      @thecheez2436 4 года назад +213

      I eat pizza crust first

    • @car4394
      @car4394 4 года назад +152

      I drink the milk before cereal

    • @dylandolsky440
      @dylandolsky440 4 года назад +122

      I have dinner before breakfast.

    • @davidliu2243
      @davidliu2243 4 года назад +43

      I eat the egg shell and throw the content

  • @bbrenddon
    @bbrenddon 4 года назад +8859

    Paying people to attend your funeral is more depressing than nobody showing up

    • @warbler1984
      @warbler1984 4 года назад +722

      Not if you pay someone to stand watching mysteriously in the distance with an umbrella...even if it isn't raining

    • @hayaokakizaki4463
      @hayaokakizaki4463 4 года назад +92

      Probably a great way to get laid though

    • @Leagueminer-ve6iv
      @Leagueminer-ve6iv 4 года назад +29

      Your fucking name made this perfect

    • @simplyhuman3982
      @simplyhuman3982 4 года назад +20

      @@warbler1984 Lol. Awesomely creepy.

    • @iamBlackGambit
      @iamBlackGambit 4 года назад +5

      Right its so retarded

  • @AlohaJetta
    @AlohaJetta 3 года назад +4832

    bro imagine if when we die, some guy at a huge fucking mall takes off a vr headset off of you and asks, “did you like the game?”

    • @ninja-wy6we
      @ninja-wy6we 3 года назад +379

      Now that's thinking outside the box.

    • @romero4562
      @romero4562 3 года назад +502

      @@ninja-wy6we You mean outside the simulator

    • @gordonramsay2871
      @gordonramsay2871 3 года назад +278

      like in rick and morty when they go to the space arcade and play roy

    • @akw.lol.
      @akw.lol. 3 года назад +71

      No it sucks

    • @soroushkowsarian3364
      @soroushkowsarian3364 3 года назад +33

      And then yiu take his and say "did you ?"

  • @felonymelody4773
    @felonymelody4773 3 года назад +2221

    "Killed himself to find out how the afterlife was"
    *Mission failed successfully*

  • @andrewkovnat
    @andrewkovnat 6 лет назад +9101

    A recent study concluded that death is shown to decrease your quality of life by at least 100%.

    • @zent7110
      @zent7110 6 лет назад +256

      its actually 104%

    • @andrewkovnat
      @andrewkovnat 6 лет назад +279

      Source? The last time I researched this, the lowest result the researchers observed was a clean 100%.

    • @Sardonyxx
      @Sardonyxx 6 лет назад +202

      Another recent study showed that simply living in this era is shown to decrease life experience by 100%

    • @LostLights
      @LostLights 6 лет назад +65

      My research says that it is 500%

    • @qqng8840
      @qqng8840 6 лет назад +155

      Jokes on you, I want to die

  • @ber2996
    @ber2996 4 года назад +5241

    "Stop eating and you'll live forever"
    What a shame, Gandhi nearly acquired immortality

    • @Channel-lv5hl
      @Channel-lv5hl 4 года назад +214

      One gun boi: Hehe Imma end this whole’s man immortality

    • @rigovalentine
      @rigovalentine 4 года назад +5

      How is that

    • @Kishisuke
      @Kishisuke 4 года назад +84

      @@rigovalentine gandhi was shot dead by a religious asshole named "ghotse"
      Thats what he implies in the above comment

    • @hiteshlalwani8039
      @hiteshlalwani8039 4 года назад +81

      @@Kishisuke 'Godse'. India's Prime minister is Narendra Modi. A member of RSS since early teens. Their ideology is similar to Nazi Germany. Nathuram Godse was also a member of RSS and he shot and killed Mahatma Gandhi.

    • @Kishisuke
      @Kishisuke 4 года назад +89

      @@hiteshlalwani8039 u dont need to lecture me bro
      I am an indian too and i live in india but i just dont say that often coz i have no religion or i dont specify my country name
      I m a free man and common to all
      Entire world is my home and everyone r my family

  • @minecrafternextgeneration1031
    @minecrafternextgeneration1031 3 года назад +3342

    Upon death, you hear the Microsoft Windows XP shutdown noise.

    • @nbacivilnba8950
      @nbacivilnba8950 3 года назад +44

      I can't wait to experience that

    • @nilimaroy9246
      @nilimaroy9246 3 года назад +37

      thats hundred percent true. i can verify that.

    • @dingdongmyopinioniswrong7046
      @dingdongmyopinioniswrong7046 3 года назад +39

      I thought that's what happened when Stephen Hawking died.

    • @razr7r531
      @razr7r531 3 года назад +10

      and then some marketing guy asked you if you enjoy the game

    • @nbacivilnba8950
      @nbacivilnba8950 3 года назад +7

      @@dingdongmyopinioniswrong7046 because of the computer I get it lol

  • @Coach3loli
    @Coach3loli 3 года назад +3289

    Some people who've watched this video have died.

    • @MaxMustermann-nl2mk
      @MaxMustermann-nl2mk 3 года назад +611

      And like 100 years from now on, everyone in this comment section rn wil be dead

    • @cheese1292
      @cheese1292 3 года назад +115

      @@MaxMustermann-nl2mk oh

    • @noelle3929
      @noelle3929 3 года назад +137

      Im dead btw

    • @rhenic543
      @rhenic543 3 года назад +62

      @@noelle3929 Are you ok ?

    • @theeleventhdoctor2043
      @theeleventhdoctor2043 3 года назад +67

      @@rhenic543 he’s fine probably

  • @kristienbravo
    @kristienbravo 5 лет назад +3446

    Imagine blowing all your savings to go to sleep and wake up in a thousand years with no money and a brain freeze.

    • @gydalf9490
      @gydalf9490 5 лет назад +240

      And still tons of cancer cells in your brain

    • @Hpmanenz
      @Hpmanenz 4 года назад +82

      @@gydalf9490 They'll be able to cure cancer in the future, and I also wonder how you would feel after sleeping for a thousand years

    • @WCWThunderRosa
      @WCWThunderRosa 4 года назад +189

      Inflation would be a bitch

    • @lizgallagher5541
      @lizgallagher5541 4 года назад +96

      @@Hpmanenz id still wake up tired

    • @Hpmanenz
      @Hpmanenz 4 года назад +216

      @@lizgallagher5541
      *Sleeping for a thousand years*
      *Waking up*
      "Just 5 more years"
      *Falls asleep for another 1000 years*

  • @jodrim
    @jodrim 6 лет назад +2482

    I've uploaded the word "Monatophobia" to urban dictionary.

    • @salamanda550
      @salamanda550 6 лет назад +15

      Ove Sundberg Swear that said Mattophobia for a sec there...

    • @Toadboi1337
      @Toadboi1337 6 лет назад +2

      håller fan med

    • @ayar3195
      @ayar3195 6 лет назад +20

      Thanks man, one good deed can change the world.

    • @dennis-gu8ei
      @dennis-gu8ei 6 лет назад

      Ove Sundberg nice man

    • @susankuiper825
      @susankuiper825 6 лет назад +23

      LEMMiNO Official you're fake

  • @leowood5860
    @leowood5860 3 года назад +660

    “Suffering, Denmark, death, and despair”

    • @jw9099
      @jw9099 3 года назад +30

      Thought he sounded swedish

    • @walangaccount8984
      @walangaccount8984 3 года назад +40

      @@jw9099 He is Swedish

    • @jw9099
      @jw9099 3 года назад +9

      @@walangaccount8984 I know.

    • @kt249
      @kt249 3 года назад +22

      I was looking for this comment

    • @leowood5860
      @leowood5860 3 года назад +2

      @@kt249 ok

  • @mikehink4062
    @mikehink4062 3 года назад +1577

    “Who eats a burger that way?!?!?” And the clip that went with it made me literally laugh out loud 😂

    • @everydaytomorrow
      @everydaytomorrow 3 года назад +11

      I was actually eating a burger...and laughed so hard at this

    • @salvereginagraciarenacia9424
      @salvereginagraciarenacia9424 3 года назад +5

      Hahahaha!! Same! 😂😂😂

    • @AnthonyEdwardsBurner
      @AnthonyEdwardsBurner 2 года назад

      Ok

    • @osvagt
      @osvagt 2 года назад +3

      "....Denmark (wtf?), death and despair"

    • @Fenrize
      @Fenrize 2 года назад +1

      @Milo Ngo I'm Finnish, memetically speaking that means LEMMiNO is gay

  • @BanditRants
    @BanditRants 6 лет назад +1637

    When you die, death is inevitable.

  • @HnTr_VDH
    @HnTr_VDH 6 лет назад +1116

    *W H O E A T S A B U R G E R T H A T W A Y*

  • @Axe_Edge
    @Axe_Edge 2 года назад +259

    "I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.“ - Mark Twain

    • @eatyourvegetables1449
      @eatyourvegetables1449 7 месяцев назад +16

      This actually opened my eyes to death. Now that I really think about it, it never inconvenienced me, because I simply didn't have the means to even know it was inconvenient.

  • @ma.feabello6681
    @ma.feabello6681 3 года назад +829

    "Stop eating to live forever"
    Nikocado Avocado: *Sweats*

    • @milbruh6671
      @milbruh6671 3 года назад +47

      That guy is a literal vacuum cleaner bro

    • @yolakityu1973
      @yolakityu1973 3 года назад +13

      He sweats just by sitting

    • @btsbiot1340
      @btsbiot1340 3 года назад

      The truth is you will never die, i mean you will die, but you will be reborn agian why you may ask the multiverse always creates life, and one of that life could be you if you die, and life is a soul and if a soul dies, soul no more
      Thats just my theory

    • @GeekRaj
      @GeekRaj 3 года назад +8

      I have a fear of cryonics. I have heard somewhere in hindu mythology that after your body is clinically dead. It takes upto 14 days for your brain activity to cease. What I mean by that is, your brain can still feel whats happening to your body but cant react. So say if you are burnt (ritual) after you are dead, you will still feel the body burning but wont react or move. So in the same way, people who are frozen will feel the intense cold in their brain activity but they wont react. Do you understand what I am trying to say? So I am scared. I opted for my body parts to be taken by a hospital after my death. So I am scared I will feel the pain when they take out my body parts when they cut it from surgical instruments. But I wont be able to react because I am dead, but my brain activity is still working and I can still feel the intense pain. That's what I am scared of.

    • @electricalhomebasics7431
      @electricalhomebasics7431 2 года назад +2

      @@GeekRaj just dont die dying = gey

  • @NOPEnameMC
    @NOPEnameMC 6 лет назад +727

    "Who eats a burger that way?"
    Asking the real questions...

    • @2AM.Chills
      @2AM.Chills 6 лет назад +52

      top 10 questions scientists can't answer

    • @NOPEnameMC
      @NOPEnameMC 6 лет назад

      D:

  • @paragparab1841
    @paragparab1841 3 года назад +3465

    i genuinely feel bad for the guy who fakes his death and only had his mom attend his funeral

    • @saqibsalman3038
      @saqibsalman3038 3 года назад +30

      I too

    • @testick8431
      @testick8431 3 года назад +59

      Bosnia... Sure is a wierd country

    • @Mazortan
      @Mazortan 3 года назад +178

      He is most likely an asshole if he has no friends and he can subject his elderly mother to such stress just for his vanity

    • @JohnsonTheSecond
      @JohnsonTheSecond 3 года назад +6

      @Lemon Hacking who the fuck mentioned fear, he is the one who faked his death

    • @JohnsonTheSecond
      @JohnsonTheSecond 3 года назад +14

      @Lemon Hacking calls someone an asshole then acts like he's too above someone to talk to them... lol

  • @RenegadeNico
    @RenegadeNico 3 года назад +541

    It’s said your life flashes before your eyes when your dying because your brain is looking through your memories to find a solution to keep living

    • @anantambisht4895
      @anantambisht4895 3 года назад +11

      Realllllllllyyyyy??

    • @kawabatayuri
      @kawabatayuri 3 года назад +90

      @@anantambisht4895 i mean, i havent heard of it but its probably true, in a near death experience brain will try to stay alive and working, and the best way to do that ? Is by remembering or relieving exciting or maybe groundbreaking moments in our life, even when we still alive and healthy, thinking about certain events will make our brain tingles

    • @anantambisht4895
      @anantambisht4895 3 года назад +1

      @@kawabatayuri Ohh thats great

    • @HumzaSaleem420
      @HumzaSaleem420 3 года назад +81

      There was a dude that had that happen to him whilst he was in the mouth of a shark, and he remembered a show he watched where they said to get at the gills of a shark if it attacks you. He plunged his hands in the gills and managed to get away

    • @perrygriffin2371
      @perrygriffin2371 3 года назад +4

      Dmt flush

  • @i.pezzotti853
    @i.pezzotti853 3 года назад +444

    0:21
    Me: Ah, yes, cance-
    Lemmino: Aging
    Me: *Aging*

    • @ohok6426
      @ohok6426 3 года назад +6

      Thats exactly what happened to me

    • @KC-pi6po
      @KC-pi6po 3 года назад +2

      uncurable?

    • @CodeineAbdulJabbar
      @CodeineAbdulJabbar 3 года назад +4

      @@KC-pi6po there really isn't a quick fix or "cure" for cancer there ways to make it dormant but it oftentimes comes back later

    • @wilburfoot
      @wilburfoot 3 года назад

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING HAHA

  • @leinadlink
    @leinadlink 6 лет назад +2890

    If battlefield has taught me anything is that you can escape death as long as you get hit by a defribilator or adrenaline within 10 seconds of your death. It doesn't matter if you took a tank shell to the face as long as you didn't die in a vehicle.

  • @mmaighrd
    @mmaighrd 4 года назад +1891

    *"Are expected to cease and revert back to their natural state of nonexistent commonly defined as death"*
    When your essay needs to be 3000 words long

    • @Pastramityrant
      @Pastramityrant 4 года назад +13

      leaking hamburger helper lol very true

    • @NobodyWantsYourPity
      @NobodyWantsYourPity 4 года назад +11

      I'd take the 3k word essay anytime compared to what I have to write!

    • @mStanlee11
      @mStanlee11 4 года назад +6

      Hahaha literally laughed out loud to that because it’s so god damn true 😂

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @Jobe-13
      @Jobe-13 4 года назад +2

      If you’re a college student, this is very hilarious and relatable.

  • @Yet_another_placeholder
    @Yet_another_placeholder 3 года назад +472

    "A dystopian netherworld filled with pain, suffering, Denmark, death and despair." As someone from Denmark, I can confirm this.

    • @kch2810
      @kch2810 2 года назад +6

      🤣😭 touché

    • @anshumankakralia7542
      @anshumankakralia7542 Год назад +4

      Why are Swedish so harsh on Danes?

    • @epileptiker4666
      @epileptiker4666 Год назад +16

      @@anshumankakralia7542 it is an inside joke, it goes both ways /a swede

    • @blitzblix9455
      @blitzblix9455 Год назад +10

      @@anshumankakralia7542 its just a bit of banter
      its the swedes norwegians and danes mostly

  • @Vanguard-ld9bt
    @Vanguard-ld9bt 3 года назад +155

    I'm eating a burger as I'm watching and thought you were talking to me.

    • @dyst0pi465
      @dyst0pi465 3 года назад +15

      i just imagine you jumping out of your chair in shock

    • @itzduhneh3558
      @itzduhneh3558 2 года назад

      I'm also eating a burger as I'm watching this LMAO

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg 2 года назад

      @@itzduhneh3558 h0w dare you eat a burger like that

    • @praveenv90
      @praveenv90 2 года назад

      Imagine if you were just listening to the audio and not watching the video lol

  • @Alexander.0671
    @Alexander.0671 4 года назад +2608

    Ah yes the 3 D's
    Denmark, Death, and Despair

  • @Flyingtart
    @Flyingtart 5 лет назад +945

    "Denmark, death and despair"
    Your swedishness shines through.

  • @justahamsterthatcodes
    @justahamsterthatcodes 3 года назад +577

    I found it the way of proving that the afterlife exists by suicide fascinating. That guy made a crucial mistake. How do we know that the woman didn't just make up that she got contacted. Or her subconscious made it up. He should have written a note. This note should be hidden from the woman. Once she gets contacted the guy tells the woman what was in the note. Then a third person compares the woman's account and the contents of the note. If they match there is a high chance there is some afterlife.

    • @jakefastf
      @jakefastf 3 года назад +121

      Why is it so hard for people to acknowledge that the most likely state of us after death is nothing. Delicious nothing.

    • @lukapichler3666
      @lukapichler3666 3 года назад +155

      @@jakefastf lemmino literally adressed this. Humans, for the most part, are hardwired to want to stay alive; thus our brains do anything within their power to come up with ways of staying alive.

    • @juantsu2000
      @juantsu2000 3 года назад +102

      @@jakefastf Why is it so hard? Maybe ask that to a grieving mother that hopes her child is in a better place and will reunite with him/her soon instead of plain nothingness.
      I'm not saying you're wrong, but empathy goes a long way to acknowledge the human condition

    • @jakefastf
      @jakefastf 3 года назад +23

      @@juantsu2000 Thats all well and good, but a disposition purely based on hope is a frail one. She needs to accept the likely possibility that hes gone, such is nature, it gives and it takes. So dont be bitter when it comes to collect its debt.

    • @juantsu2000
      @juantsu2000 3 года назад +67

      @@jakefastf She doesn't NEED anything.
      If all she's got is the hope that one day she'll reunite with her loved one then who are you to stop her?

  • @jakeburnside1553
    @jakeburnside1553 3 года назад +79

    “Rent a mourner” sounds like a Skyrim mod

    • @milbruh6671
      @milbruh6671 3 года назад +1

      Lol, that's up there with the oblivion horse armour DLC as the dumbest sounding mod

  • @T-Bone99
    @T-Bone99 5 лет назад +2773

    "...will remain dystopian netherworld filled with suffering, pain, *Denmark* and despair" lmaooo

    • @temlan
      @temlan 5 лет назад +178

      Is there anything worse than denmark? I didn't think so.

    • @TheMightyZwom
      @TheMightyZwom 5 лет назад +78

      Okay, so i did hear that correctly xD

    • @mokies7811
      @mokies7811 5 лет назад +63

      @@temlan well sweden is

    • @weaz3r379
      @weaz3r379 4 года назад +16

      @@mokies7811 Incorrect.

    • @weaz3r379
      @weaz3r379 4 года назад +17

      @@temlan Finland, perhaps.

  • @CaptEn-ih1ei
    @CaptEn-ih1ei 5 лет назад +2979

    1:59
    EVER SINCE THE INVENTION OF ROPE AND HUMAN NECKS.....??!
    . THIS DUDE IS HILARIOUS...

    • @dipeshpaudel7736
      @dipeshpaudel7736 5 лет назад +36

      dont forget "THY HOLY LOINS"

    • @geeandme7760
      @geeandme7760 5 лет назад +18

      consistency 14 Aren’t you a funny little turd? You need a good thumping.

    • @sriramsundar8388
      @sriramsundar8388 4 года назад +2

      Knife and wrists: am I joke to you?

    • @Desert_Rose_
      @Desert_Rose_ 4 года назад +9

      Necks were invented by Jeffrey E. Neck in 1957

    • @alphen9487
      @alphen9487 4 года назад +2

      @consistency 14 that was even less funny

  • @Hubert99999
    @Hubert99999 3 года назад +52

    As a Dane this feels like having a long genuine and interesting conversation between you and a person with no quarrel and then suddenly getting slapped

    • @nicowins
      @nicowins 8 месяцев назад +1

      Præcis

  • @animeyahallo3887
    @animeyahallo3887 3 года назад +268

    Imagine dying while watching this video. Lma-

  • @Top10Archive
    @Top10Archive 6 лет назад +4770

    At my funeral, I want to be strung up from the ceiling and zip line around the room high fiving people, while Alice Cooper's "Schools out for summer" plays.

    • @animehog123
      @animehog123 6 лет назад +353

      There are two types of people

    • @nelsonandres9163
      @nelsonandres9163 6 лет назад +93

      animehog123 there are no words to explain my admiration for you

    • @RedFox-pj3ff
      @RedFox-pj3ff 6 лет назад +69

      Top10Archive I better be invited. Yknow invite that stranger from RUclips? Sounds good.

    • @TheToastMan69
      @TheToastMan69 6 лет назад +18

      Why have I never thought of this? It's amazing!

    • @mach6247
      @mach6247 6 лет назад +9

      Some people just want to watch the world burn.

  • @Godzilla-mq5zv
    @Godzilla-mq5zv 6 лет назад +1953

    Vsauce and Kurzgesagt already gave me enough of an existential crisis,I didn't need this video.

    • @dvr2474
      @dvr2474 6 лет назад +4

      Godzilla 123 lol

    • @tryingnottofail864
      @tryingnottofail864 6 лет назад +2

      Same here man, Same here

    • @stormswagger7869
      @stormswagger7869 6 лет назад +32

      Godzilla 123 Go watch exurb1a

    • @stormswagger7869
      @stormswagger7869 6 лет назад

      JazzMCPE Gaming for mcpe! I literally just suggested that

    • @Lunethia
      @Lunethia 6 лет назад +7

      try some exurb1a to get an amount of existencial crisis u will likely never forget, ever.

  • @slick71
    @slick71 Год назад +11

    I like the background music. It's not happy, it's not sad, it's not creepy, it's just... calm.

  • @ilsevanderbij7179
    @ilsevanderbij7179 3 года назад +44

    You exactly described what I experienced when I "died" for 30 seconds, after a brain haemorrhage/propofol overdose (unclear what exactly caused my cardiac arrest but ye). It was so beautiful. I guess I understand why some people are suicidal, because it's literally the best feeling I ever felt...

    • @andreinapereira552
      @andreinapereira552 Год назад +1

      what is it? what did you saw, what did you feel? please tell me

    • @ilsevanderbij7179
      @ilsevanderbij7179 Год назад +6

      @@andreinapereira552 i pretty much just flew up high in the sky and saw everything under me disappear as the clouds got thicker and thicker. again it only lasted 30 seconds max so it’s not much i guess but it felt euphoric ☺️

    • @andreinapereira552
      @andreinapereira552 Год назад +2

      @@ilsevanderbij7179 fascinating! I wanna experience that when the moment comes, no pain, just beauty

  • @BigBForBoss
    @BigBForBoss 6 лет назад +4596

    That was a nice video. Alright guys, see you in 5 months!

  • @ravioliravioligivemeareaso4447
    @ravioliravioligivemeareaso4447 6 лет назад +526

    "Filled with pain, suffering, Denmark, death and despair"

  • @1punch974
    @1punch974 3 года назад +55

    "Death is just as glorious as living, you can't have one without the other"- Mike Tyson

    • @viracocha
      @viracocha 11 месяцев назад +1

      Jeethus cryths

  • @jefflindeman
    @jefflindeman 2 года назад +16

    There may be “cruelty” in the process of death, but clearly not in the state of non-existence. Truly, as was said at the beginning of this, non-existence IS our “natural state”. Death is only to return to that from whence we came. As the scientist and writer, Issac Asimov once said (and I paraphrase), “ I do not fear death, for in death lies the ultimate peace. It’s the transition that can get sticky.”

    • @mynameisharry8739
      @mynameisharry8739 2 года назад +2

      Exacly. You can't experience non existence if there is no "you" to experience it.
      It will be like the time before you were born. Nothing

  • @sushibears
    @sushibears 6 лет назад +627

    but seriously who eats burger like that? wtf

  • @BuckBewENOfficial
    @BuckBewENOfficial 5 лет назад +728

    Respawning in 3...2...1...
    *Connection lost*

    • @rife133
      @rife133 4 года назад +2

      DETA-X PX ONE HAG bruh

    • @CPTN-TRK
      @CPTN-TRK 4 года назад +11

      “Unable To Connect To World”

    • @mz00956
      @mz00956 4 года назад +18

      ... Old world deleted
      ... Creating new World
      ... Loading
      ... Generate Matter
      ... Generate Player
      ... Respawn

    • @cantrespawn1460
      @cantrespawn1460 4 года назад +6

      I can't

    • @lix3r
      @lix3r 4 года назад +4

      *Reconnects*
      Everyone: *hol'up*

  • @ChrisCrond
    @ChrisCrond 2 года назад +27

    As someone who "died" a few times, deep mediation can bring you pretty close to that same feeling. But I mean, yeah. It's peaceful AF once you accept it and I highly recommend leaning into that feeling before you die. Kinda makes life feel worth it

    • @callmestan117
      @callmestan117 Год назад +3

      I agree with you, lucid dreams are good too.

    • @LeventK
      @LeventK 10 месяцев назад +1

      Um- sleeping?

  • @charliewestfort6245
    @charliewestfort6245 3 года назад +8

    Sometimes I used to get scared of the thought of dying but that guy in Harry Potter made me feel better when “he greet Death as an old friend, and went with him on his own terms and not those of death”

  • @aeoncatalan2562
    @aeoncatalan2562 5 лет назад +2137

    "So stop eating, and you'll live forever."
    Death of hunger: am i a joke to you?!

    • @marialalor3014
      @marialalor3014 5 лет назад +108

      i think its called starvation

    • @starry4471
      @starry4471 5 лет назад +23

      *opens my third 2 liter pepsi for the day*

    • @magnawaves
      @magnawaves 4 года назад +1

      Yes, you are.

    • @straightmelon8792
      @straightmelon8792 4 года назад +56

      “Death of hunger”
      Starvation: am I a joke to you?!

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 4 года назад +2

      wait, that's illegal.

  • @annaisabanana6848
    @annaisabanana6848 6 лет назад +971

    "Less food could potentially extend longevity" *opens second family size pack of doritos*

    • @spelareNR14
      @spelareNR14 5 лет назад +20

      *Looks at those women featured in Fat Acceptance Clips*

    • @CHURCHISAWESUM
      @CHURCHISAWESUM 5 лет назад +8

      @@spelareNR14 a problem that solves itself I dare say

    • @coldbeanjuice
      @coldbeanjuice 5 лет назад

      *party size

    • @starry4471
      @starry4471 5 лет назад

      @Pegasi perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

    • @LimePestoLAUGH
      @LimePestoLAUGH 4 года назад

      I guess you don't want to live. That's fine.

  • @Lonestar.Metal666
    @Lonestar.Metal666 6 месяцев назад +1

    Just came across your channel by a recommendation. The context and humor is absolutley top tier!

  • @dream_weaver6207
    @dream_weaver6207 3 года назад +13

    The light at the end of the tunnel might as well be a train.

  • @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly
    @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly 6 лет назад +1596

    That burger eating clip disturbed me to my core.😶

    • @chillwanderer3750
      @chillwanderer3750 6 лет назад +6

      Blue team John, Fred, Linda, Kelly It looked like aaron paul/jesse pinkman

    • @arahusni2038
      @arahusni2038 6 лет назад +26

      I'd like a cheeseburger
      Bitch

    • @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly
      @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly 6 лет назад +3

      This is the most likes I've ever gotten on a comment. 😂 Thx.

    • @lionkor98
      @lionkor98 6 лет назад +2

      then you need to seriously step your game up

    • @yolkthosenuts
      @yolkthosenuts 6 лет назад +1

      Blue team John, Fred, Linda, Kelly 343 likes... I like your ONI pfp

  • @Kurai_69420
    @Kurai_69420 6 лет назад +607

    W H O E A T S A B U R G E R T H A T W A Y?

    • @kirkcannon4704
      @kirkcannon4704 6 лет назад +15

      DovahSpy
      What the hell Lemmino

    • @adawb9520
      @adawb9520 6 лет назад +1

      I do!

    • @willy0297
      @willy0297 6 лет назад +2

      that one was seriously annoying, though. JUST WHY

    • @Soular.Corpse
      @Soular.Corpse 6 лет назад

      My favorite part man 😂

    • @etefanyt245
      @etefanyt245 6 лет назад

      That was funny but true

  • @lesliemartin3
    @lesliemartin3 2 года назад +4

    I love this channel. So much information brought to us by a rather prodigious individual with exemplary video editing and script writing. The topics are often amusing as they are enlightening giving us multiple gifts allowing Mr. Lemmino to fall into my the category of"Edutainer" and doing a tremendous job as well. Just when you think there could not possibly be a more ideal and perfect channel to allow your mind to simply let go and let the soothing narrative take a hold you see a true psychopath taking a bite out of a hamburger backwards. What follows is a surprising yet joyful release of endorphins via laughter and just like that, your experience is enhanced as yet again by the outstanding bloke known as Lemmino. Thanks for everything sir. You're a true artist.

  • @doofward
    @doofward 3 года назад +5

    i feel like most people aren’t afraid of death itself, but whatever comes after it

    • @MrPicklekvGygA
      @MrPicklekvGygA 3 года назад

      Sorry but I cant take a philosophical comment seriously when your pfp is "that" 😂

    • @sort6726
      @sort6726 3 года назад

      So... they're afraid of death?

  • @BabuBoi
    @BabuBoi 5 лет назад +870

    Fun Fact:
    Death was invented by John Deather when he tried to end his life in 1703

    • @dizzyi6214
      @dizzyi6214 5 лет назад +18

      Pretty sure that the name is “sui asait” he’s japanese

    • @tommyclancy1444
      @tommyclancy1444 5 лет назад +1

      Thats very fun

    • @Dankboi420
      @Dankboi420 5 лет назад +4

      Cool invention tho

    • @larenzdechavez442
      @larenzdechavez442 4 года назад +3

      Who's John Deather

    • @m1co294
      @m1co294 4 года назад +61

      And also, blinking was invented by Jack Blinker when he tried to wink with 2 eyes

  • @VelocityNetwork1
    @VelocityNetwork1 4 года назад +1089

    "While humans may be stuck with pathetic mortal bodies..."
    You sound like some super villain trying to gain immortality

    • @VelocityNetwork1
      @VelocityNetwork1 4 года назад +8

      @Turbo Well what else are you going to do with the immortality, the only real option is to destroy the bloodline that has been foiling your plans for a century.

    • @GamingMonsterThe
      @GamingMonsterThe 4 года назад +1

      Zamasuui

    • @kalapoikedeviere7962
      @kalapoikedeviere7962 4 года назад

      @Turbo from a thief trying to take stuff to restarting the fucking universe, what other piece of fiction describes the butterfly effect better than jojo?

    • @Sam70831
      @Sam70831 4 года назад

      Turbo jojo

    • @bobbywitdemtools4674
      @bobbywitdemtools4674 3 года назад

      he sounds like mordekaiser

  • @crescere5082
    @crescere5082 Год назад +3

    Death is an interval for life... like silence is the interval for music.

  • @bigball7162
    @bigball7162 Год назад

    You’re videos are truly amazing! And I have no doubt that they are the best educational videos on interesting topics ever, keep doing what you’re doing!!! I’ve been loving and rewatching your videos since 2013

  • @ananimeplace.3808
    @ananimeplace.3808 6 лет назад +1314

    Lemmino: the RUclips channel where we make new phobia words

    • @majorsquidgaming6965
      @majorsquidgaming6965 6 лет назад +3

      sl true

    • @LedYouAshtray
      @LedYouAshtray 6 лет назад +3

      DENILSON THOMAS. are you serious, I'm pretty sure there's a phobia for everything

    • @ananimeplace.3808
      @ananimeplace.3808 6 лет назад +11

      Popple888 he just said there wasn't a proper phobia term for dying alone buddy. I looked it up, he's right

    • @peterfabian1415
      @peterfabian1415 6 лет назад

      DENILSON THOMAS. I

    • @fishywishyfishfisk
      @fishywishyfishfisk 6 лет назад +2

      Joe Biden NegroPhobia

  • @purmhy1248
    @purmhy1248 4 года назад +1021

    Everybody _gangsta_ til Lemmino says...
    *"Make of that what you will"*

    • @irisshane916
      @irisshane916 4 года назад +1

      Can someone explain the meaning?

    • @dynamicdylan7391
      @dynamicdylan7391 4 года назад +38

      @@irisshane916 it means that basically, its like earth but instead theres nothing to worry about.

    • @_denzy_6310
      @_denzy_6310 4 года назад +8

      @@irisshane916 tonight go out in the dark if there is no moon. Stare into the utter darkness and nothingness and you will understand

    • @redakaafarani2289
      @redakaafarani2289 4 года назад +24

      @@_denzy_6310 nah stop it with that mysterious bullshit

    • @jeni1297
      @jeni1297 3 года назад +3

      @@irisshane916 it means it's up to you to interpret the answer

  • @pikabob4916
    @pikabob4916 3 года назад +6

    Thanatophobia: the fear of being snapped away by Thanos.

  • @coltonc4744
    @coltonc4744 3 года назад +9

    14:48 "Pain, Suffering, Denmark, Death, and Despair." I mean I guess he's not wrong...?

  • @pommiebears
    @pommiebears 4 года назад +772

    Ageing is like photocopies. If you keep photocopying the last photocopy.....it eventually fades, and that’s exactly what happens to our cells.

    • @stancakegroupakaredvelvet9264
      @stancakegroupakaredvelvet9264 3 года назад +42

      woah. this comment gave me goosebumps.

    • @TheCottonMan18
      @TheCottonMan18 3 года назад +8

      Your forgot ab screenshots tho

    • @seancooper4058
      @seancooper4058 3 года назад +15

      @@TheCottonMan18 What do you mean they said aging is like photocopying not like taking screenshots

    • @cinegraphics
      @cinegraphics 3 года назад +5

      But now we have digital photocopiers which remember everything they copied (because government agencies need it that way). So you can basically copy anything it scanned, in any number of copies, just by accessing the photocopier memory.

    • @misfitsitsfits
      @misfitsitsfits 3 года назад +1

      what if we keep copying the first copy over and over again? looks like it will work

  • @shablamovietnam9558
    @shablamovietnam9558 5 лет назад +1296

    Densphobia: the fear and utter hatred for the country of Denmark

    • @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n
      @BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n 5 лет назад +65

      Only true Lemmino fans will get this

    • @fizhee
      @fizhee 5 лет назад +21

      Ok, I'll go cry in the corner...

    • @shablamovietnam9558
      @shablamovietnam9558 5 лет назад +16

      @@fizhee I like Denmark

    • @MatildeCacao
      @MatildeCacao 5 лет назад +2

      Do not subscribe to me- or thanos won't like it can you please elaborate on this joke? Very curious to get it :)

    • @shablamovietnam9558
      @shablamovietnam9558 5 лет назад +11

      @@MatildeCacao Just watch a Lemino video until he shits in Denmark

  • @marcustyler8265
    @marcustyler8265 3 года назад +7

    “A dystopian netherworld filled with pain suffering Denmark death and despair” I love it

  • @chuckz2934
    @chuckz2934 3 года назад +1

    Great script and great read. The sarcasm is well placed and lightens the subject matter. Nice work!

  • @doonky7133
    @doonky7133 6 лет назад +341

    Riding a bike for 10km - 1 micromort
    Driving a car for 400km - 1 micromort
    Wearing a sports jersey in public - 999,999.999999999999999999 micromorts

    • @el.262
      @el.262 6 лет назад

      Doonky ,l

    • @necromantis420
      @necromantis420 6 лет назад +8

      NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

    • @Midcall
      @Midcall 6 лет назад +9

      Breathing - infinity micromorts

    • @sirlagsalot2228
      @sirlagsalot2228 6 лет назад +8

      You must live in chicago

    • @CalliePossum
      @CalliePossum 6 лет назад +1

      Slipping: a couple hundred micromorts.

  • @crimzonpegasus9714
    @crimzonpegasus9714 4 года назад +485

    "I do not fear my death, but I'm in no hurry to meet it, either."

  • @HECKproductions
    @HECKproductions 2 года назад +3

    before i die i will hire some big bulky dudes to attent my funeral in MIB like suits and black shades
    they shall just stand around somewhere and frown and not talk to anyone

  • @fantasticbeck3938
    @fantasticbeck3938 2 месяца назад +2

    Ah, what a lovely video to watch right before bed.

  • @nerdbot4446
    @nerdbot4446 6 лет назад +446

    I suffer from Lemminovidphobia. The fear that Lemmino won't upload videos anymore

    • @Chensoman
      @Chensoman 6 лет назад +6

      Error 418 same

    • @GreenDave113
      @GreenDave113 6 лет назад +19

      Error 418 That would actually be Lemminonovideophobia :D sounds cool

    • @ezeqlegal
      @ezeqlegal 6 лет назад +1

      Error 418 Same here ;D

    • @gibby4470
      @gibby4470 6 лет назад +3

      Error 418 your disease sounds like a Harry Potter spell

    • @UkuleleVillain
      @UkuleleVillain 6 лет назад +1

      I feel you, sister

  • @yakka9768
    @yakka9768 6 лет назад +240

    Best part of this video was just randomly acknowledging the bizarre way that guy was eating the burger in the stock footage he used

    • @circle7489
      @circle7489 6 лет назад +1

      +Instinct Gaming Beggar

    • @jofall91
      @jofall91 6 лет назад +1

      Jim

    • @efekaya3860
      @efekaya3860 6 лет назад

      Yakka Actually that guy may be lemmino himself. At least his jaw looks like his

  • @freatythedreary5491
    @freatythedreary5491 Год назад +6

    Been thinking a lot about whether we have free will, what existed before the beginning of time, and what happens after we die. These things are equally terrifying and fascinating and I genuinely hope we will be reincarnated after death so that we get to live on forever in a way, but more importantly, so that people who are underprivileged during this life can get another chance at being happy.

  • @etebanlujan2974
    @etebanlujan2974 3 года назад +17

    When I have a seizure, it feels like being dead. In seizures, I've experienced moments of nothingness... I've experienced moments of eternity on mushrooms.
    I've experienced eons.
    The human experience is godlike compared the concept of death being eternal and my life being a miracle.

  • @mikaxms
    @mikaxms 4 года назад +654

    "The present will, for the time being, remain a dystopian netherworld filled with pain, suffering, *Denmark* , death, and despair."

    • @ebtinz9161
      @ebtinz9161 4 года назад +5

      Mika de Grote WTF that’s actually what he said 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Talia.777
      @Talia.777 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @enricoiraldo9057
      @enricoiraldo9057 3 года назад

      AhahHhaahahaha I thought I was freaking going mad!

    • @vaibhavpindikura3841
      @vaibhavpindikura3841 3 года назад +5

      Why'd he include Denmark tho?

    • @raspiethesoviet
      @raspiethesoviet 3 года назад +61

      @@vaibhavpindikura3841 because he's swedish, and if you claim to be from Sweden and don't hate Denmark, you're not a true swede

  • @brownie8655
    @brownie8655 5 лет назад +716

    #1 rule of hunting
    if you don't kill it
    it isn't dead.

    • @deltalotl
      @deltalotl 5 лет назад +12

      Brownie Well, that's one way of putting it.

    • @pedotrain5214
      @pedotrain5214 5 лет назад +6

      Shit, i never know that..

    • @suckanegg69
      @suckanegg69 5 лет назад +8

      Shit no Sherlock

    • @nexal627
      @nexal627 5 лет назад

      I don’t get it

    • @wsphh2692
      @wsphh2692 5 лет назад +6

      people die when they are killed

  • @lilfart659sblog8
    @lilfart659sblog8 3 года назад +6

    just imagine having a siezure and then you're like "oh well, guess i died"

  • @yamikowakun
    @yamikowakun 2 года назад +2

    i love how the beginning talks about death like an alien who only knows what it is from observing us

  • @blight2638
    @blight2638 6 лет назад +118

    Yo Bradford is a real scientist he did the ultimate sacrifice to learn shit

    • @imasepan
      @imasepan 6 лет назад +43

      Blight legit a real nigga

    • @AlexRodriguez-pu8qo
      @AlexRodriguez-pu8qo 6 лет назад +1

      Ikr I hope it's real

    • @XENOS1010
      @XENOS1010 6 лет назад +2

      Hope he get the right shit he deserve

    • @phantom0phoenix994
      @phantom0phoenix994 6 лет назад +23

      He was *dying* to know the answer

    • @Bengy.
      @Bengy. 6 лет назад +5

      press F to pay respects to bradford

  • @keitatsutsumi
    @keitatsutsumi 6 лет назад +414

    Fun fact: the lethality rate of death is 100%.

    • @X_rnas
      @X_rnas 6 лет назад +6

      Didn't know that o-o

    • @Godzilla-mq5zv
      @Godzilla-mq5zv 6 лет назад +2

      The more you knoooooooooow!

    • @muhammedlawal8993
      @muhammedlawal8993 6 лет назад

      Keita Tsutsumi I

    • @lasa9595
      @lasa9595 6 лет назад +2

      Keita Tsutsumi Fun fact #2 : air is toxic, if you breathe in air you will die in about 70-100 years

    • @nork6513
      @nork6513 6 лет назад

      K

  • @ketgremlin8776
    @ketgremlin8776 2 года назад +2

    The way you describe death at the start is oddly calming

  • @zhardmusic8824
    @zhardmusic8824 3 года назад +5

    the flow of nature through happiness and sadness is our life. We never actually die. we only get from one form to the another.

  • @295nick
    @295nick 4 года назад +1787

    You know, maybe the number of deaths this year is gonna be a little higher than 57 million. Don't know why tho

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 4 года назад +20

      l o l

    • @ohyeahyeah1955
      @ohyeahyeah1955 4 года назад +40

      i dont think more than a million people are going to die to the virus. so at the very most it is going to be 57 020 000 deaths or something

    • @bennolan454
      @bennolan454 4 года назад +112

      @@ohyeahyeah1955 coronavirus has already killed 250k

    • @yorhahoudini4531
      @yorhahoudini4531 4 года назад +30

      @@ohyeahyeah1955 At it's current progression the virus could kill millions

    • @Nomin130
      @Nomin130 4 года назад +47

      @@ohyeahyeah1955 20 000 deaths....we passed that a long time ago honey

  • @brand0lakes
    @brand0lakes 6 лет назад +2174

    Can you do a video on the 4th dimension? Love to hear it in your voice.

    • @peterh9649
      @peterh9649 6 лет назад +5

      Brandon Stout what is the 4th dimension

    • @DeerTheGamer
      @DeerTheGamer 6 лет назад +39

      Length width depth and time

    • @brand0lakes
      @brand0lakes 6 лет назад +28

      the real MVP It's a theoretical concept that space can exist outside of our normal 3 dimensions. It can only be demonstrated mathematically from my understanding though. While it may not exist, the concept is very real and can be thought of using analogies.

    • @brand0lakes
      @brand0lakes 6 лет назад +7

      deerthegamer Negative. Time exists as 1 dimension in every dimension.

    • @lSadiel
      @lSadiel 6 лет назад

      He should do one fact on each dimension!

  • @Xlife018
    @Xlife018 3 года назад +10

    From renting family members, to mourners. What has this world come to... And most of us thought renting a girlfriend was depressing.

    • @ariadneschild8460
      @ariadneschild8460 2 года назад

      In ancient Greece it was expected that you would have professional mourners present to heighten the occasion.

  • @resevoirdog
    @resevoirdog 3 года назад +4

    "Who eats a burger that way!" I actually lol'd and totally made this a great funny video to me lol just took a hard left turn out of nowhere of a great essay thing. That was great lol

  • @casualguy634
    @casualguy634 6 лет назад +262

    "The present will for the time being remain a dystopian netherworld, filled with pain, suffering, Denmark, death, and despair"
    -LEMMiNO

  • @hammigames2879
    @hammigames2879 6 лет назад +208

    Revive me I have the Ray gun

  • @user-rj3sg1ox9v
    @user-rj3sg1ox9v 3 года назад +24

    Even though deeply Christian the phrase "thy holy loins" Had me crying on the floor

    • @vidura
      @vidura 3 года назад

      Why did you get so emotional from that?

    • @abdullahmohamed1672
      @abdullahmohamed1672 3 года назад +2

      @@vidura idk if ur jk or not

  • @elsierice4089
    @elsierice4089 3 года назад +15

    "If we have been pleased with life, we should not be displeased with death, since it comes from the hand of the same master" - Michelangelo

  • @iluvrice02
    @iluvrice02 6 лет назад +1523

    I could listen to you talk for hours
    No homo

  • @woobyvr9654
    @woobyvr9654 6 лет назад +884

    "filled with pain suffering denmark- *well be right back*

    • @thefalloutguy5773
      @thefalloutguy5773 6 лет назад +6

      QuebeC VR we'll

    • @woobyvr9654
      @woobyvr9654 6 лет назад +14

      i failed english

    • @thefalloutguy5773
      @thefalloutguy5773 6 лет назад +16

      QuebeC VR it's ok, we're all a bit autistic.

    • @woobyvr9654
      @woobyvr9654 6 лет назад +22

      ive been called some vile shit before but this hurt more for some reason

    • @MagniGaMming
      @MagniGaMming 6 лет назад +7

      I know the felling, But we gonna get the sweds some day....
      SOME DAY!

  • @smokyhs2
    @smokyhs2 2 года назад

    Very informative content, we need more content creators like this guy

  • @takeizo
    @takeizo 3 года назад +5

    RIP-Bradford February 5, 1921 - February 5, 2021
    100 Years

  • @Chev987
    @Chev987 4 года назад +370

    "The anticipation of death is worse than death itself"
    -My favourite quote of all time

    • @redwineisfine
      @redwineisfine 4 года назад

      Steven Seagal hard to kill

    • @RandomCrap
      @RandomCrap 3 года назад +1

      Yeah and it only depends how you die. Instant death != cruel, filled with daily pain for years death

    • @BeyondBaito
      @BeyondBaito 3 года назад

      It's true

    • @nickolasnielson4727
      @nickolasnielson4727 3 года назад +1

      i was clinically dead instead of legally dead, so I got arrested for being not legally dead, the sentence was death

    • @JohnnyBo-v
      @JohnnyBo-v 3 года назад

      I can tell you're not very special or unique for clinging to common sense standard thoughts as major characteristics of your personality.

  • @bijeY2K
    @bijeY2K 6 лет назад +202

    "WHO EATS A BURGER THAT WAY"
    This is why I love Lemmino.

  • @TriloByte101
    @TriloByte101 2 года назад +4

    "not one but two poles were erected upon the crucifixions of Jesus Christ" XD that is one of best puns i've ever heared...

  • @norms5806
    @norms5806 3 года назад +2

    Imagine you die and wake up after 5000 years in a lab and a scientist tells you that we have found the technology to wake people up from their death.

  • @leinadlink
    @leinadlink 6 лет назад +983

    Just use a fuckin Phoenix Down!

    • @vedantgoel928
      @vedantgoel928 6 лет назад +10

      Leinadlink Zack Apparently didn't get that memo :((

    • @BnMeshwat
      @BnMeshwat 6 лет назад +6

      Vedant Goel it's a gobble gum in black ops 3 zombies it just revives people

    • @BnMeshwat
      @BnMeshwat 6 лет назад +5

      Vedant Goel it's a gobble gum in black ops 3 zombies it just revives people

    • @djinnhe4rt340
      @djinnhe4rt340 6 лет назад +37

      Anonymous it's from final fantasy, black ops is referring to final fantasy with that name

    • @BnMeshwat
      @BnMeshwat 6 лет назад +1

      Hungry Whale didn't know that

  • @Jefferson5020
    @Jefferson5020 6 лет назад +361

    Death
    Deat
    Dea
    De
    D
    De
    Den
    Denm
    Denma
    Denmar
    Denmark

  • @picktrees4206
    @picktrees4206 10 месяцев назад

    love the stock footage video of the guy eating the burger weird, lol, really liked these videos but LOVE you new documentary style