It’s like a self mental prison sentence that is worse than any real one. And it really makes me think because I’m 20 and this dude has been going at it for longer than I’ve been around.
Dude is turning 40 next month, and they've only gone further insane over the years. A majority of their life now they've been a living meme. I guess they call Chrischan the most documented human for a reason.
Yeah, during that time he was influenced by his father's music which he made a Mixtape of that included a few Sinatra songs, as well as his father being a radio announcer as himself although when he got older he sounded like a child
2:14 I love these brief moments where Chris sounds normal. Just for a few seconds there's no awkwardness or stuttering or slurring his words, just pure undiluted rage.
3:30 this is the funniest shit to me, chris tries so fucking hard to sound so hardcore and scary almost an "angry lone wolf" kind of shit and he gets hiccups like a toddler after a tantrum this shit is comedy gold
same. ive always said it but you can take certain parts of his vids and actually learn amazing comedic timing or drama from them. another example is the almost horror movie aspect of his xmas vid with bob and barb and theyre just sat there...in utter depression, with chris giving them gifts he obviously bought for himself. directors can learn a LOT from his vids
@@Jonathan-ek7ky yes and no. Certain people with autism can learn "appropriate" or "acceptable" social behaviour through media, and can replicate certain aspects of characters in order to fit in better in social situations. But this is done as a masking technique and it's comparable to acting, they don't actually absorb and internalise those behaviours to the degree that it's just part of who they actually are now.
@@pakethd4690bullshit. its because he isolated himself in all of his delusions. chris stop interacting with normal people (non trolls) after college so he had no basis of understanding on how humans act.
@@blacktainfalcon7097 even if he interacted with people they just probably end up making fun of the dude since whatever he's going to say is not gonna make any sense to them
@@blacktainfalcon7097 so yeah he was going 1 way and that's this way maybe if he interacted with people just like him it would have been different but people just like him means he's still going to do what he was going to do sometimes autism isn't a gift I know that because I was special ed in 1st grade and there wear some really angry kids that would do unimaginable things in 6th grade this one big dude he was a 6th grader but the guy was huge he stabbed the teacher with siscers he got arrested but then they just home schooled him autism is really not good somthimes even I did some really nasty shid I can't explain on here because I will get ban but I kinda changed as I got older I'm kinda better now I will punch windows out there and then when I get mad but I'm good compared to what I was when I was a kid
Ironically, despite all the yelling he does in this video, Chris calming saying "Why did you interrupt my video, Barbara?" at 15:46 was probably the most unsettling.
In general, the times Chris seems creepy/unsettling is when he isn't trying to be. There's that video to a girl that deadass sounds and looks like he's talking to someone bound up in his cellar because of the lighting, his dead fish stare and the fact he blathers on about how he loves her and will have her and whatnot.
@@YuriDDLCFan so am I rude? cause if you call your mum by their real name in my culture, it's respectful. Because there's no name for "mum" for our language :(
That's exactly what I thought. Like i couldn't stop thinking about how he is known to not have control of his bowels so I was super sure he had to have shit himself in at least one of those videos.
Ahahahahahahhhahh! I know, right? It is so hysterical, that it makes me think that he copied all of those postures from the shows that he watched growing up! Heck, he even stole a line from an episode of South Park in which it talks about breast cancer.
It's fascinating to see someone who functions mentally as a 6-year-old for their entire life. I get the impression that Chris's social behaviors weren't so much learned as cobbled together from cartoons and anime.
Ehh yeah but dylon ¿Did you know that chris chan has regret apologizing for all of his crimes including his plagiarism and copyright infringement crimes for sure?
Not alot of people know this, but Chris Chans entire life was actually an elaborate marketing campaign by Sony to advertise the durability of the PlayStation Eye.
I'm out on the porch watching this, and my girlfriend came out and said "What the hell are you watching?" I said "The slow and steady descent into madness."
@@brokenteethalbumreviews5388 wow. A journey reference. Never heard that before... just kidding, I had a girlfriend named sherry in high school. Heard it thousands of times.
When I heard that, I looked at the year. It was 2-3 years ago. Once he started calling her by her first name, instead of "Mom", is probably around the same time he started molesting her.
You know? For all the threats of violence Chris gives, you just know if the people he's threatening ever showed up in person, he would be scared shitless. Literally and figuratively.
It's common in autistic people not being able to externally express certain emotions, I myself struggle to express affection without coming off as creepy 😂 we do learn from observing how other people do it, so we imitate. In Chris' case, he imitates the expressions of anger from cartoons and anime, where it's rather exaggerated, not knowing that people in real life don't growl or pose with a claw-hand in the air.
Amazing how even in high school, he used his disability as an excuse to blame everyone for his actions, and saying "I'm offended", "I'm emotional". Barb and Bob were a match made in Hell. Chris was just the result of that infernal union.
@bigberd4827 he absolutely did not try, bob was a failure as a father, he tried molding Chris into what kind of son he wanted him to be, not who Chris wanted to be. He gave up on his son way too early
His parents were 60+. A part of is autism is that he copies speech. I imagine living with elderly people and having that copy quirk would lead to that kind of speech.
Apparently, his voice range fluctuates from “screaming like a little girl” to “stereotypical frat boy voice” to “terrible Gilbert Gottfried impersonation” to “Tokio Jokio/Japanese caricature from a wartime propaganda cartoon”.
Gotta love how Chris tries to come off as the most threatening and terrifying person in existence even though he probably hasn't been in a physical fight since 4th grade.
Chris got smacked by the guy in school bus he had to switch school buses I don't think he learned Karate, Muy Tai ,Mixed Martial Arts, Martial Arts or any fighting techniques/self defense he lets everyone run him over as a sonichu dormat.Any girl he tries to attract reject him to the point he makes one or multiple fantasies with his gal pals.He is friendzoned I guess he didn't work on himself and try to get excersise to lose all the fat sonichus on his body.
I mean, how does sounding constipated make him sound tough? He really is not tough! He tries way too hard to imitate Cartman and the Incredible Hulk combined! LOL
ahh yeah that is true he's very ill of shitting diarrhea and not breathing well i get it now but also most luckily he never did to very well because he's a shitty blogger actor
I have autism myself, but my parents raised me right and got me the care I needed. Bob and Barb however mostly neglected Chris throughout his childhood.
Same, I was nonverbal till I was 4 or 5 and was thanks to my parents that I managed to succeed well in life despite having autism. I couldn’t imagine having parents that were in their 60s when I was a teenager and being hoarders who threatened suicide for moving their stuff.
@@RealFawnyyeah because while the parents played a role in his poor development, he also likely has the capacity to understand the problems he has but he probably finds enjoyment in the attention he gets from trolls
Same. My mum raised me properly and I got help and support. Watching this is like a grim reminder of how I could have turned out if I had shitty useless parents and no support.
@@becky5755 my Dad remembers him as Christopher, a kid with a mental disability. He could never make friends with him for many reasons. He would constantly poke people's shoulders, pick his nose, start screaming and crying right out of the blue, and just wasn't a talkative kid. Dad said whenever he was playing with toys, he wouldn't share them with anyone, but would ask him if he could have his xD he also said he drew a lot and always wore those striped shirts to school, everyday.
@@gameboycat05 Man... That sounds like Chris alright 😂😂 forgot he didn't speak properly until he was about 6/7. It's crazy how much of a coincidence that is though, thanks for sharing it!
Also it’s fucking hilarious that he calls trolls out and threatens them all the time, but the one time he actually thought one was gonna come and fight him he was so scared he had a nightmare about it and shit the bed. God bless you, Chrissy.
You know, I used to find Chris Chan and his rage funny, but now, as I've gotten older... I just really feel bad for the delusions created by a bad home life, no direction or teaching, and incessant abuse. A guided mind can raise any child into something good, regardless of their mental inheritance, but most people jump into parenthood without a thought of the sentient being for which they are responsible. The alternative is... This.
Yeah that's how I feel as well -- High-functioning autistics can lead fruitful lives with the right guidance but he either never got any or just refused to seek real help. And nobody told him to just leave the trolls alone because he was giving them EXACTLY what they wanted over and over again. He never understood that -- and he's fortunate he wasn't seriously harmed physically in the process (apart from that one kid).
@@rocker1407 he is FAR from a HFA, he just says he is but in reality he was always bordering incompetence. his first words were at 7 years old and he kept having to study his face due to forgetting what he looked like
@@TheDarkestEvilEver his first word was monkey at one. Then he was locked in a closet and due to trauma regressed. He did not speak again until seven. He could program at 7 as well despite not being able to speak. Not incompetent just different.
Yeah, a little bit. It's very unsettling. I got a weird shiver while watching it and then felt dumb for almost being intimidated but not at all in the way Chris intended.
@@oscartornel893 it’s not that he’s trying to be intimidating, it’s just that he seems so unhinged - and it only takes something so insanely mundane to set him off. This is everything I imagined a sentient dumpster fire would be.
@@xehP Think of it like this, children beating up toys or tearing things apart is not a good habit, something like this can be helped in early stages of life, however Chris being a full grown man showing these mannerisms is not healthy for larger reasons as any normal person doesn't rage out on RUclips every time something bad happened to them.
@@maxhydekyle2425 Remember, he was in the media before the Internet became massive, with his Sonic Contest, the Animal Crossing gameplay and the girl with her blog talking about Chris
Yeah. Though, my dad was 36 and my mum was 29 when I was born, but autism runs in my dad’s side of the family… so did my parents’ age cause my autism, or the fact that autism runs in my dad’s side of the family?
@@ravenscarlettanis13 its developmental so that side of the family has bad parenting styles that theyve been learning from eachother. Some things we think are hereditary are just learned behaviors
Right? He doesn't even look angry in a lot of these. He just looks constipated. Every time I see him "raging", I feel tempted to ask when his last bowel movement -in his pants- was.🤣
He mostly tries to copy his mother Barbara, hence the high pitched voice/what she would say to him, rarely he used to imitate his father Bob, he's stuck in the middle though he almost always gravitated towards his mother's personality
@@misterkrogan8837 It's because it was 1998, and CWC was a male at the time before he became female and transgender (like I will as the opposite of her) and he got mad over getting F in the English class. However, if I was born in 1983 in West Germany, I will never have F, but A with two or four plus in 1998 (the same year as Chris Chan got F in English class)
The indepth unrelated details that chris gives during his rages will always be so funny to me... "IF I WANTED PAPER, I WOULD GO TO WALMART AND PAY 5 DOLLARS TO GET 500 SHEETS!!!!"
6:22 This part really brings to mind a child throwing a temper tantrum. Stomping his feel, repeating what he said, making demands, those are all things children do when they don't get what they want.
And the reason he still did it as an adult is because his parents always gave in when he threw a tantrum as a child, so he learned very young that if he threw a fit he would get what he wants. What he doesn't know is that the trolls aren't his parents, and that doing such things don't work when you're an adult man.
@@Hammerhead547 Yep, people bullied him for years knowing full well that he was severely underdeveloped, emotionally and mentally-- akin to a child. Kind of fucked up to think about now.
Fun Fact: Albert Einstein was actually stupid and never did any of that science stuff but for some reason everyone is just remembering it wrong and imagining that he was real smart
@@MidoseitoAkage nah it’s true, he never discovered e=mc squared that was george Washington back in the Cold War. They don’t really teach this shit in school anymore sadly.
Corpse enthusiast here, no it's not. Corpses decaying is oddly beautiful, in a weird metaphysical way. I've seen many dead bodies in varying states of decay. Chris is not even as graceful or pleasant as a corpse rotting, no matter how horrendous. Chris is like watching gangrene spread on a still living person, or like the spread of radiation sickness. It's a slow rot, falling apart as you lie there feeling every cell die as the inevitable march to mutilation continues. That is Chris. Watching the gangrene of Barb and Bob's misadventures in the bedroom slowly rot while still writhing in pain, and knowing that none of us could have ever hoped to stop the process. I have had some truly hard phonecalls, and dealt with a lot of things in my life, and I can safely say that even with another 40 years of experience, a world-renowned physician wouldn't be able to help Chris, so what hope did any of us have?
What a laughable and lovable character I have just been introduced to. I surely hope this young lad has a bright future with no possible dark secrets that come to light.
this shits funny as fuck but then I remind myself that Bob died slowly in his house and the last thing he most definitely heard was Chris yelling at trolls.
You're laughing. Christopher Christian Christine Jesus Ricardo Weston Chandler Sonichu Goddess CPU of Commodore 64 Jenkins Jinkies Ian Brandon Anderson just threatened you, and you're laughing? A deity was trolled today.
Part of me has to think hes at least partially self aware based on that comment. Especially with the whiney fake high pitched falsetto voice he was using in that video.
I think at least part of him started playing it up for laughs, since he was quoting an episode of Aqua Teens in that video. A real shame things wound up like this, he had some legit funny moments going for him.
I made Fs in highschool and still made something out of myself (buisness analysis). Chris is a rare special case. But it took me 4 years to complete a 4 year program. Maybe I should drop my 401k on Legos
Shouldn’t’ve won that Sonic contest. An impressionable special needs kid getting free shit at that age would doom any idiot into thinking they’re entitled to anything they want.
@@ChunkSchuldinga The problem is that he legit believed that it wasnt just luck, that all revolves around him now. Its natural for a kid to think that, they are kids, its their parents that need to cut that shit out and remind them that you win some and you lose some, its real life.
Christian Chandler is the reason I tell people that we all don't have the same opportunities in life. some people are just screwed from day one. he had fossils for parents, went completely unchecked online when it should have been taken away before the first video was even made, some people just come out of the womb completely fucked. he is quite possibly the most completely documented human being in history and that is terrifying for any aliens who wish to visit here
No joke I have a hard time seeing him being given a prison sentence. An insanity plea doesn't mean he walks. Defence makes the jury watch 50 hours of "A Comprehensive History" and it's off to a psych ward. I'm on the fence about him even being competence to stand trial. How openly he talked about it would make me vote that he doesn't comprehend right from wrong with what happened.
And that’s probably one of the many reasons we are fascinated with him, he’s the best example of what a human thats failed to be a human would be like…It’s somehow funny, disturbing, sad and odd all at once.
chris's entire life is based on what he's seen on tv and movies, so it wouldn't be too far fetched to say he learned how to express anger thanks to cartoons, and instead of genuinely being angry he just acts like he's angry it's why he's always huffing and puffing and putting on a tough voice when he's angry, because that's what cartoon characters do
Unironically that's a cooler name than a backhoe/excavator. Reminds me of a little kid who doesn't have the words to describe what he saw today at school 😂
@@trailbreakertv8918 You know, I always appear behind people without them even knowing and even i know what it's like to see someone appear in front and behind of you out of nowhere
@@trailbreakertv8918I struggle with eye contact, too. I don’t get why autism specialists feel the need to teach autistic children eye contact. Eye contact is just weird sometimes.
@@ravenscarlettanis13I went through my entire childhood without making eye contact. Trying to learn it as an adult is challenging. As a kid I was vaguely aware that I was supposed to be making eye contact but I could kind of intentionally dissociate myself from social reality to avoid thinking about it
@@guilhermehank4938 ye tbh he has that kind of forever young / manbaby kinda face. surprisingly wrinkle free, given the last few decades of his life has been made up mostly of him screaming at people online. i guess its pretty stress free tho to just play with toys all day on other peoples money lol
It’s strange how much people ignore Chris’s well documented homophobia and multiple statements saying they’re trans just to get with lesbians these days.
Its even worse when people refer to Chris as a woman, when its been documented that he only became trans to date lesbians, which even then no lesbian wanted him
Chris's homophobia is probably the least worst thing he's done, you have more important things to worry about than his opinions on gay people, he's a mother fucker after all (literally)
It's videos like 8:14 that make me genuinely, really want to understand what exactly is going on in Chris's head. But then again, I feel like understanding Chris's learning process would be like looking in the eye of an eldritch god because both would fry your brain and turn you into an asylum patient
The fact that this person has drawn a noise album cover is so baffling to me. I know the artist reached out to Chris Chan himself which was a genius move but still, it fits in too perfectly with all the craziness he (Chris Chan) experienced most of his life. For anyone who doesn't know what I am talking about, chris designed the cover art of the album "L'eclipse Nue - Negative". Perfect Irony for Noise Music can be an outlet for Mental Illness.
It’s actually a good album, not something for everyone and not the most delightful or whimsical of music but I dig it, some of the songs do sound like Chris Chan related moments such as “humiliation on film” which just sounds like Chris chans entire life
Think of how characters act intimidating in cartoons especially comedic ones where it's not supposed to actually be scary. Now imagine someone so self isolating he believes thats a complete 1 to 1 representation of how people are intimidating. That's why he's acting that way
2:47 is my favorite Chris chan clip ever. you want me to calm down, You want me to calm down. It's like he remembers he is supposed to be "intimidating" and retries his line
My favorite nugget of Chris chan knowledge is that he often refuses to shit all day long until he just ends up shitting his pants, and it’s extremely common for him to shit himself whenever he does the growling rage thing.
3:34 it’s so funny how hard he tries to be angry and intimidating he ends up giving himself hiccups somehow. Also looked like when he was punching his hands it actually hurt more than he thought it would LMAO.
It's funny to realize that he was probably literally shitting himself in most of these videos, since he's said before that he would shit himself when he was super stressed out
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He didn't feed the trolls. He housed them, gave them medical care, a pension and benefits.
He might as well have given them a monthly tugboat, as well.
The mother Teresa of trolldom
Best analogy ever.
He even paid for their kid's tuition
The fact that this was a very much mentally handicapped person works pretty much 1-to-1 in this metaphor, so I’ll allow it.
I'm 23. Chris has been having meltdowns on the internet for at least as long as I've been alive.
I'm 19. 20 in May. Thinking about this is crazy.
It’s like a self mental prison sentence that is worse than any real one. And it really makes me think because I’m 20 and this dude has been going at it for longer than I’ve been around.
@Jason Borne ya just lack internet culture, no big deal lol.
Chris is 20 years older than me wth
Dude is turning 40 next month, and they've only gone further insane over the years. A majority of their life now they've been a living meme. I guess they call Chrischan the most documented human for a reason.
We not gonna talk about how Chris sounds like a 1930s radio announcer at age 16
lmao his father was born in the 1920s
Yeah, during that time he was influenced by his father's music which he made a Mixtape of that included a few Sinatra songs, as well as his father being a radio announcer as himself although when he got older he sounded like a child
He kinda sounds like Hitler
It’s the cheap shitty camcorder
naw he sounds like a nerd
The ominous yellow tinge Chris has in videos is a classic detail in his rage filled rants
The ominous urine tinted camera
It's all the stink of his room, it's like a fog.
It’s the same piss yellow filter they used in Saw II lmao
@EL AUTENTICO the key was in the medallion the entire time
@EL AUTENTICO Why is that an unironically good quote tho?
2:14 I love these brief moments where Chris sounds normal. Just for a few seconds there's no awkwardness or stuttering or slurring his words, just pure undiluted rage.
same, he sounds like a victim of road rage
It reminds me of a cod lobby lmfao
Just a few seconds, and then it just sounds like he's shitting
5:26
@@gnasheroffthewallbro sounded like a South Park character😂
Bet his neighbors loved hearing him screaming at random times.
he didn't have any neighbors close enough to hear him yell dw kinda cringe that he put his parrents trough all that noise for no reason though
Imagine how his cellmates/cell neighbors feel now
@@milesyoung6867 if they could hear him, I would imagine they wouldnt be his neighbors very long if they could help it.
@Insert Name Here Unfortunately it also makes good fuel for a raging house fire as well.
Free entertainment tho
3:30 this is the funniest shit to me, chris tries so fucking hard to sound so hardcore and scary almost an "angry lone wolf" kind of shit and he gets hiccups like a toddler after a tantrum
this shit is comedy gold
same. ive always said it but you can take certain parts of his vids and actually learn amazing comedic timing or drama from them. another example is the almost horror movie aspect of his xmas vid with bob and barb and theyre just sat there...in utter depression, with chris giving them gifts he obviously bought for himself. directors can learn a LOT from his vids
@@henry7696 shit realyl writes itself, great inspo for real horror FOR SURE
Lol
I agree with you! It is hysterical because Ian Brandon Cartman over here isn't really tough after all! LOL
@@sirmoony5633 the guy can't do 1 push-up. He's as threatening as a lil kitten
6:09 Chris Chan's final move against the judge.
😂
I cant wait till he demands Magi-Chan to be called to the stand.
You can almost hear him stress shitting during these rage fits.
aaaand i'm done with the snack.
@@handless7677 I hope it wasn't cake.
@@psilocybin1491 It was cheese sticks but still.
the stress-shitting and stress-sighs.
For real tho,its not even a joke if you watched him enough you can notice when he realizes hes shitting himself
It’s insane how you can see the uncountable amount of cartoons and movies he absorbed into his personality through his mannerisms and dialect
He is the rain man of family guy lol.
Is that trait common in autism? Asking for a friend
@@Jonathan-ek7ky yes and no. Certain people with autism can learn "appropriate" or "acceptable" social behaviour through media, and can replicate certain aspects of characters in order to fit in better in social situations. But this is done as a masking technique and it's comparable to acting, they don't actually absorb and internalise those behaviours to the degree that it's just part of who they actually are now.
Bet the other inmates be cowering in fear at the jail when Chris does this
Unless if it's Bubba
They know he'll bite their hats off and curse them if they get him angry enough
@@justsomerandomguynamedsam3657 nah, you see those guns he shows? Chris be ripped 💪
@@justsomerandomguynamedsam3657 Chris IS bubba.
He's probably being held in closed custody for his own safety.
I like the fact that Chris in 1998 shows aggression as any other normal teenager would do, but in 2010 he shows aggression like 5-year-old child
He aged backwards.
It’s because as you grow autism only gets worse they don’t tell you that but it’s the truth sometimes
@@pakethd4690bullshit. its because he isolated himself in all of his delusions. chris stop interacting with normal people (non trolls) after college so he had no basis of understanding on how humans act.
@@blacktainfalcon7097 even if he interacted with people they just probably end up making fun of the dude since whatever he's going to say is not gonna make any sense to them
@@blacktainfalcon7097 so yeah he was going 1 way and that's this way maybe if he interacted with people just like him it would have been different but people just like him means he's still going to do what he was going to do sometimes autism isn't a gift I know that because I was special ed in 1st grade and there wear some really angry kids that would do unimaginable things in 6th grade this one big dude he was a 6th grader but the guy was huge he stabbed the teacher with siscers he got arrested but then they just home schooled him autism is really not good somthimes even I did some really nasty shid I can't explain on here because I will get ban but I kinda changed as I got older I'm kinda better now I will punch windows out there and then when I get mad but I'm good compared to what I was when I was a kid
Imagine if Chris had made it to a university and lived in a dorm. He would get kicked out so fast
Christ
I thought he did go to college, but he probably didn't stay in a dorm.
@@confusedaf1112 He went to community college. People rarely stay in dorms when they're just going to a community college
Dear god...
He actually has an entire degree, just didn't ever use it to find a job
What strikes me as odd is that he's always made videos about certain people and then believes that they will magically find out about it.
he thinks he’s famous enough to have that much pull on the internet. quite sad, really.
He doesnt understand how big the world is or the kinds of problems people have in their day-to-day lives and assumes hes the center of all of it
Chris Chan is very magical...
Chris believes that they will somehow get the word of it. He has the perspective of a child, its all the size of a playpin to him.
Bob himself said he doesn't understand anything passed Virginia state lines.
Even different countries go pass his head.
Ironically, despite all the yelling he does in this video, Chris calming saying "Why did you interrupt my video, Barbara?" at 15:46 was probably the most unsettling.
He didn't even call her "mom". Actually gross..
In general, the times Chris seems creepy/unsettling is when he isn't trying to be.
There's that video to a girl that deadass sounds and looks like he's talking to someone bound up in his cellar because of the lighting, his dead fish stare and the fact he blathers on about how he loves her and will have her and whatnot.
All Barbra wanted was to everyone there’s snow in Virginia :(
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@@YuriDDLCFan so am I rude? cause if you call your mum by their real name in my culture, it's respectful. Because there's no name for "mum" for our language :(
I love how much of Chris’ postering as tough is him making sounds like he’s incredibly constipated
That's exactly what I thought. Like i couldn't stop thinking about how he is known to not have control of his bowels so I was super sure he had to have shit himself in at least one of those videos.
Ahahahahahahhhahh! I know, right? It is so hysterical, that it makes me think that he copied all of those postures from the shows that he watched growing up! Heck, he even stole a line from an episode of South Park in which it talks about breast cancer.
Why say heck? RUclips isn't bother about the word hell.
Wait… you mean he isn’t constipated? Lmfao
@@Roasty420 It could be both!
It's fascinating to see someone who functions mentally as a 6-year-old for their entire life. I get the impression that Chris's social behaviors weren't so much learned as cobbled together from cartoons and anime.
yeah ¿but what do you guys mean about that crappy stuff?
Considering his parents let media raise him, yeah.
¿Wait why the heck would you say that?
I read this just as he did the Kamehameha
Ehh yeah but dylon ¿Did you know that chris chan has regret apologizing for all of his crimes including his plagiarism and copyright infringement crimes for sure?
Not alot of people know this, but Chris Chans entire life was actually an elaborate marketing campaign by Sony to advertise the durability of the PlayStation Eye.
This is genius
I was thinking more like xbox showing what nintendo and playstation fans are like
I'm out on the porch watching this, and my girlfriend came out and said "What the hell are you watching?" I said "The slow and steady descent into madness."
You shoulda been gone lol cuz of your screen name
@@brokenteethalbumreviews5388 wow. A journey reference. Never heard that before... just kidding, I had a girlfriend named sherry in high school. Heard it thousands of times.
So accurate
Wow very cool
thog don’t caare
"Why did you interrupt me, Barbara?" That was creepy as fuck, who knows what atrocity happened next.
"You used to do that more flirtingly"........this shit has been happening for a while and only now we got proof.
When I heard that, I looked at the year. It was 2-3 years ago. Once he started calling her by her first name, instead of "Mom", is probably around the same time he started molesting her.
@@tinanichols5992 Ugh
Reminds me of night of the living dead
"They're coming to get you, Barbara..."
@@kyler3216 Slight rephrasing, "I'm coming inside you Barbara"
"Mom can we have the Joker?"
"We already have the Joker at home."
The Joker at home:
Nah this Is the prankster
Nah bro this is the humorist
Nah this is the silly fella
Btw: 11:15
The giggler
I thought Onision is the Joker at home
You know? For all the threats of violence Chris gives, you just know if the people he's threatening ever showed up in person, he would be scared shitless. Literally and figuratively.
Tbf he did once cuss out a black kid and then he tried to beat him up and he cowered
@@jeanmichellelaurent Exactly.
Shitless? More like shit-full lawl
Thank you for using the word literally correctly, lately no one seems to know how to use is.
There was one time where a guy threatened him (posing as Clyde, I believe), so he made a decoy and slept on pile of toys in the living room.
I like how he expresses anger like he's going super sayin
More like a little kid.
@@Chronoic it's like what a little kid thinks anger is
@@Chronoic Well, she/he is a immature manchild.
It's common in autistic people not being able to externally express certain emotions, I myself struggle to express affection without coming off as creepy 😂 we do learn from observing how other people do it, so we imitate. In Chris' case, he imitates the expressions of anger from cartoons and anime, where it's rather exaggerated, not knowing that people in real life don't growl or pose with a claw-hand in the air.
God I use to do stuff like that as a kid then again I was like 5
Amazing how even in high school, he used his disability as an excuse to blame everyone for his actions, and saying "I'm offended", "I'm emotional".
Barb and Bob were a match made in Hell.
Chris was just the result of that infernal union.
Bob at least tried to be a good parent. Can't say the same for his other kid though.
@bigberd4827 he absolutely did not try, bob was a failure as a father, he tried molding Chris into what kind of son he wanted him to be, not who Chris wanted to be. He gave up on his son way too early
@@JBLZFTW true
he *kinda* tried
like an inchling at best
A match made in hell... you got that right LMAO
'disability as an excuse'
DeviantArt manchildren in a nutshell
13:03 - It's so weird that Chris was nearly 40, sounds like a toddler, and uses the same language as old people do.
Because his parents fucked while old he grew up learning 50s slang
He’s age confused.
His parents were 60+. A part of is autism is that he copies speech. I imagine living with elderly people and having that copy quirk would lead to that kind of speech.
Apparently, his voice range fluctuates from “screaming like a little girl” to “stereotypical frat boy voice” to “terrible Gilbert Gottfried impersonation” to “Tokio Jokio/Japanese caricature from a wartime propaganda cartoon”.
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 I never got the sense that he did a gilbert gottfried at all
Gotta love how Chris tries to come off as the most threatening and terrifying person in existence even though he probably hasn't been in a physical fight since 4th grade.
Why does he remind me of that incel stalker who beats up my friends over a rejection from one of them
@@yiwoon_cr8s Because he is.
Chris got smacked by the guy in school bus he had to switch school buses I don't think he learned Karate, Muy Tai ,Mixed Martial Arts, Martial Arts or any fighting techniques/self defense he lets everyone run him over as a sonichu dormat.Any girl he tries to attract reject him to the point he makes one or multiple fantasies with his gal pals.He is friendzoned I guess he didn't work on himself and try to get excersise to lose all the fat sonichus on his body.
@@mrcreepypastaigotapastatop4461Yeah Chris then had to ride a bus with slow-in-the-minds :)
What's really terrifying about him is he takes advantage of people who can't defend themselves.
4:41 actually terrified me. His mouth remaining agape while he still talked following up with a “growl” that smelled likely like rot is horrifying.
Sounded like a Nazi zombie from WAW ong
that one Shrek scene where Shrek opens his mouth and the scent of garlic or onions or whatever the fuck comes out 💀💀
He has decent teeth
@@elainekellogg6345it’s the yellowish tint of the videos but I bet they’re yellow af
Then you have to take the stress shits he gets into consideration.
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
Always look on the bright side of life. Classic film. Good reference Mr./Ms. Thunderpantz.
@@criminallyautistic8372 Yes! Absolutely my good Redditor! A big, happy Keanu Reeves Big Chungus to you good sir!
@@baseddoggie A same to you. Is that the wolf from beastars on your profile pic?
@@criminallyautistic8372 No lol try again
@@baseddoggie He legit looks familiar but I can't place the name. I'm putting up the white flag who is it
Every time he grunts or tries to sound angry, it sounds like he's constipated XD
Considering his issues with shitting himself constantly, kinda ironic.
I mean, how does sounding constipated make him sound tough? He really is not tough! He tries way too hard to imitate Cartman and the Incredible Hulk combined! LOL
ahh yeah that is true he's very ill of shitting diarrhea and not breathing well i get it now but also most luckily he never did to very well because he's a shitty blogger actor
*wheezes*
I have autism myself, but my parents raised me right and got me the care I needed. Bob and Barb however mostly neglected Chris throughout his childhood.
Same, I was nonverbal till I was 4 or 5 and was thanks to my parents that I managed to succeed well in life despite having autism. I couldn’t imagine having parents that were in their 60s when I was a teenager and being hoarders who threatened suicide for moving their stuff.
@@sheldongaboury6686same thing as you are
But far more different compare to my childhood, still had a girlfriend in the past but shortly after dump
@@tpastudios8681 I remember during my teens I struggled with mood swings and self esteem when it came to socializing during High School
@@RealFawnyyeah because while the parents played a role in his poor development, he also likely has the capacity to understand the problems he has but he probably finds enjoyment in the attention he gets from trolls
Same. My mum raised me properly and I got help and support. Watching this is like a grim reminder of how I could have turned out if I had shitty useless parents and no support.
“Mom, I want to see The Incredible Hulk.”
“We have The Incredible Hulk at home.”
*The Incredible Hulk at home*
And then the Hulk craps himself whenever he makes these exaggerated angry faces and poses! LOL
The Amazing Bulk, more like.
@@nicholastosoni707 "Well it ain't Barney the Purple Dinosaur!!!"
@@sirmoony5633 " _IT AIN'T WENDELL WILKIE!_ " 🤣
11:50
Just found out today my friggin dad knew this guy in kindergarten and elementary back in the 80's.
Holy shit realyy?
@@alaricwilliamson5067 yup
Omfg does he remember his experience with him then at all?
@@becky5755 my Dad remembers him as Christopher, a kid with a mental disability.
He could never make friends with him for many reasons. He would constantly poke people's shoulders, pick his nose, start screaming and crying right out of the blue, and just wasn't a talkative kid. Dad said whenever he was playing with toys, he wouldn't share them with anyone, but would ask him if he could have his xD he also said he drew a lot and always wore those striped shirts to school, everyday.
@@gameboycat05 Man... That sounds like Chris alright 😂😂 forgot he didn't speak properly until he was about 6/7. It's crazy how much of a coincidence that is though, thanks for sharing it!
Also it’s fucking hilarious that he calls trolls out and threatens them all the time, but the one time he actually thought one was gonna come and fight him he was so scared he had a nightmare about it and shit the bed. God bless you, Chrissy.
At least he has a close relationship with his mom
At very least he is still smart enough not to charge towards someone who would hurt him if necessary like Cyraxx
Source? This sounds fucking hilarious.
@@NancyIsTheNamei wanna know too lol 😅
You know, I used to find Chris Chan and his rage funny, but now, as I've gotten older... I just really feel bad for the delusions created by a bad home life, no direction or teaching, and incessant abuse. A guided mind can raise any child into something good, regardless of their mental inheritance, but most people jump into parenthood without a thought of the sentient being for which they are responsible. The alternative is... This.
Yeah that's how I feel as well -- High-functioning autistics can lead fruitful lives with the right guidance but he either never got any or just refused to seek real help.
And nobody told him to just leave the trolls alone because he was giving them EXACTLY what they wanted over and over again. He never understood that -- and he's fortunate he wasn't seriously harmed physically in the process (apart from that one kid).
@@rocker1407 well his reputation has been irreparably harmed, and it light of recent events it will only get worse
@@rocker1407 he is FAR from a HFA, he just says he is but in reality he was always bordering incompetence. his first words were at 7 years old and he kept having to study his face due to forgetting what he looked like
@@TheDarkestEvilEver his first word was monkey at one. Then he was locked in a closet and due to trauma regressed. He did not speak again until seven. He could program at 7 as well despite not being able to speak. Not incompetent just different.
Unfortunately, some of his delusions are reinforced by society and even by some in this very video's comment section.
Some of these aren’t even “rage” moments. Those are just demons escaping his body.
You mean him shitting himself?
@@mimzy7455 the demons escape through his rectum
You know someone is a terrifying creature when even demons try to escape him, through out his asshole.
@@Rogue.Rainbow lol
As in him shitting
I love how he equates God and the animatronic bear he met at a shopping center at 5:20
Imagine letting your son change his name because some guy controlling an animatronic bear misheard what he said? His parents were hopeless.
@Castorvtuber"was that the misnaming of 89 😮"
PHREDDY PHAZBEAR
Freddy fazgod.
FREDDY FAST BEAR IS REAL????😱😱😱
That aggressive toy punching is unironically terrifying for the wrong reasons.
Yeah, a little bit. It's very unsettling. I got a weird shiver while watching it and then felt dumb for almost being intimidated but not at all in the way Chris intended.
What reasons exactly?
@@oscartornel893 it’s not that he’s trying to be intimidating, it’s just that he seems so unhinged - and it only takes something so insanely mundane to set him off. This is everything I imagined a sentient dumpster fire would be.
@@Chyna_Doll I still don’t understand
@@xehP Think of it like this, children beating up toys or tearing things apart is not a good habit, something like this can be helped in early stages of life, however Chris being a full grown man showing these mannerisms is not healthy for larger reasons as any normal person doesn't rage out on RUclips every time something bad happened to them.
The fact he has been talking to a camera for 9 years before anyone noticed is baffling to me.
@SCARIEST PICTURE ON INTERNET Right. Its just that nobody gave a shit.
@SCARIEST PICTURE ON INTERNET think before Kiwi farms
Idk how anyone would've noticed before he posted online
@@maxhydekyle2425 Remember, he was in the media before the Internet became massive, with his Sonic Contest, the Animal Crossing gameplay and the girl with her blog talking about Chris
4 Chan found his crappy sonichu website showing his "art". The rest, as they say, is history.
Don't have kids at 50.
Yeah.
Though, my dad was 36 and my mum was 29 when I was born, but autism runs in my dad’s side of the family… so did my parents’ age cause my autism, or the fact that autism runs in my dad’s side of the family?
@@ravenscarlettanis13 you give birth to a chris chan
"Dudes have your kids at before 40 or 50" chris chan
Bob was 55.
@@ravenscarlettanis13 its developmental so that side of the family has bad parenting styles that theyve been learning from eachother.
Some things we think are hereditary are just learned behaviors
I've seen chewing gum more intimidating than this guy.
r/oddlyspecific
I dunno, I risked a fatal overdose of cringe watching this video. That's mildly alarming.
"How it feels to chew 5-gum"
*intense sweating*
Right? He doesn't even look angry in a lot of these. He just looks constipated. Every time I see him "raging", I feel tempted to ask when his last bowel movement -in his pants- was.🤣
mad croc energy gum lol
Calling him Ian Brandon Anderson was pure gold. Mmm chefs kiss
"I B A imposter of Chris"
3:02 That clown doll was a present from Chris's aunt Karina... Why did he ever have to take out his rage on a cherished toy from his beloved aunt?
I agree. I'm not fond of any ornaments or toys, but if I had something like that from a close one, I'd be guilty to a degree.
She had the audacity to be buried on his birthday, from then she was dead to him….
Wait
Because Chris is a thankless stain on his family tree
In the first clip shown, he sounds like a Veggie Tales character
It's because it was 1998, and Chris Chan was male at the time, he got F in English class and he ranted on it.
He mostly tries to copy his mother Barbara, hence the high pitched voice/what she would say to him, rarely he used to imitate his father Bob, he's stuck in the middle though he almost always gravitated towards his mother's personality
Barb probably lost her job she used to have at regency square shopping center / mall and his parents used to have a lot of verbal fights
@@jinkledarber8058 Yeah I'll say
@@TheGeneratedNarukami06 he was always male don't compare chris to transgenders...
The first clip he sounds like a 1940s character
Considering how he was raised...
He sounds like Sean schemmel.
@@misterkrogan8837 It's because it was 1998, and CWC was a male at the time before he became female and transgender (like I will as the opposite of her) and he got mad over getting F in the English class.
However, if I was born in 1983 in West Germany, I will never have F, but A with two or four plus in 1998 (the same year as Chris Chan got F in English class)
Yeah, it's kind of the car's fault for running over that game shop owner...
The indepth unrelated details that chris gives during his rages will always be so funny to me... "IF I WANTED PAPER, I WOULD GO TO WALMART AND PAY 5 DOLLARS TO GET 500 SHEETS!!!!"
Isn't hyperfixating on random details a prime characteristic of autism?
@@natowaveenjoyer9862yeh
SO CALL ME A REAL NAME THAT GOD GAVE TO ME, and a bear at regency square shopping center, during 1989 YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARDS
@@natowaveenjoyer9862yes
You could stop at five or six stores or just one type shit
3:48 - My bathroom door hinges when I don't give them any WD-40.
15:58 when the WD-40 started to wear off
This is the best fuckin comment 😂😂😂
6:22 This part really brings to mind a child throwing a temper tantrum. Stomping his feel, repeating what he said, making demands, those are all things children do when they don't get what they want.
That's exactly what this is, chris has the mind of an 8 year old.
And the reason he still did it as an adult is because his parents always gave in when he threw a tantrum as a child, so he learned very young that if he threw a fit he would get what he wants. What he doesn't know is that the trolls aren't his parents, and that doing such things don't work when you're an adult man.
Personally, I would thought 8:14 was also very telling of it, lotta stomping there.
@@Hammerhead547 Yep, people bullied him for years knowing full well that he was severely underdeveloped, emotionally and mentally-- akin to a child. Kind of fucked up to think about now.
He is like a precursor to Jeffy if I do say so myself!
Everytime I feel ashamed for being a too-happy immature guy, I remember that this guy exists
You and me both.
Me too, though I’m a lot more mature than I used to be
oh hi!!!!
Same
He has all of the wrath and fury of a delicate butterfly
Fun Fact: All butterflies are incredibly hateful towards everything and constantly enraged.
Fun Fact: Albert Einstein was actually stupid and never did any of that science stuff but for some reason everyone is just remembering it wrong and imagining that he was real smart
@@shem269 Are you sure? You sound like someone from Reddit.
@@MidoseitoAkage nah it’s true, he never discovered e=mc squared that was george Washington back in the Cold War. They don’t really teach this shit in school anymore sadly.
@@SOY.O.G I see... I wasn't sure.
This is almost sad to watch. Like watching a corpse decompose
That's exactly what it was like seeing Barbara's cameos throughout the years
Oh, I'd say he's quite a bit more spastic than your typical corpse.
Corpse enthusiast here, no it's not.
Corpses decaying is oddly beautiful, in a weird metaphysical way. I've seen many dead bodies in varying states of decay.
Chris is not even as graceful or pleasant as a corpse rotting, no matter how horrendous.
Chris is like watching gangrene spread on a still living person, or like the spread of radiation sickness.
It's a slow rot, falling apart as you lie there feeling every cell die as the inevitable march to mutilation continues. That is Chris. Watching the gangrene of Barb and Bob's misadventures in the bedroom slowly rot while still writhing in pain, and knowing that none of us could have ever hoped to stop the process.
I have had some truly hard phonecalls, and dealt with a lot of things in my life, and I can safely say that even with another 40 years of experience, a world-renowned physician wouldn't be able to help Chris, so what hope did any of us have?
@@iMajoraGaming Easy there Tim Burton
@@iMajoraGamingyeah I’m on your side cuz at least skeletons are cool.
6:06 The ONLY time Chris went through puberty
This was so freaky it sounds like an edit with a monster roar BUT ITS HIS VOICE
not an ounce of testosterone in this guy
12:40
Chris Chan is a treasure
What a laughable and lovable character I have just been introduced to. I surely hope this young lad has a bright future with no possible dark secrets that come to light.
And I'm sure he loves his mother very much
@@Treeeee2008 too much…
@@justyouravgmegalon
🤨📷
He's gonna go far and be amongst the legend Stan Lee in the world of creating comics
Lovable?
Imagine his parents in the other room watching fraggle rock while he screams in the other room lol
"it's fraggle rock, father."
On VHS no doubt haha
@@power-upstudios794 "Farther." #corruptedgamingshow
That’s all I can think of and I’m dying of laughter
this shits funny as fuck but then I remind myself that Bob died slowly in his house and the last thing he most definitely heard was Chris yelling at trolls.
Chris: "THIS IS NOT FUNNY! IF YOU'RE LAUGHING, THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
Me: *Laughs harder*
You're laughing. Christopher Christian Christine Jesus Ricardo Weston Chandler Sonichu Goddess CPU of Commodore 64 Jenkins Jinkies Ian Brandon Anderson just threatened you, and you're laughing? A deity was trolled today.
Part of me has to think hes at least partially self aware based on that comment. Especially with the whiney fake high pitched falsetto voice he was using in that video.
Honestly I was horrified until he said that line, then I started laughing
I think at least part of him started playing it up for laughs, since he was quoting an episode of Aqua Teens in that video. A real shame things wound up like this, he had some legit funny moments going for him.
This all wouldn't have happened if he wasn't given a F
I made Fs in highschool and still made something out of myself (buisness analysis). Chris is a rare special case. But it took me 4 years to complete a 4 year program. Maybe I should drop my 401k on Legos
Shouldn’t’ve won that Sonic contest. An impressionable special needs kid getting free shit at that age would doom any idiot into thinking they’re entitled to anything they want.
@@ChunkSchuldinga Also don’t forget about Barb bending over backwards for Chris and buying him toys to get him to speak…
@@ChunkSchuldinga The problem is that he legit believed that it wasnt just luck, that all revolves around him now. Its natural for a kid to think that, they are kids, its their parents that need to cut that shit out and remind them that you win some and you lose some, its real life.
@@FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat speaking of Barb bending over....
Christian Chandler is the reason I tell people that we all don't have the same opportunities in life. some people are just screwed from day one. he had fossils for parents, went completely unchecked online when it should have been taken away before the first video was even made, some people just come out of the womb completely fucked. he is quite possibly the most completely documented human being in history and that is terrifying for any aliens who wish to visit here
yeah...
Your honor, my client as you can see from the videos, is fucking crazy. We request a plead of insanity
He is fucking nuts but it doesn't excuse what he did to his mother.
@@Lucas02000 he finally got a boyfriend free girl
Chris: I want a girlfriend
Chris looks at his mom: FINE AL DO IT MYSELF
@@thealien_ali3382 Yeah he had that college girl who was actually into him but he was so far gone by that point.
No joke I have a hard time seeing him being given a prison sentence. An insanity plea doesn't mean he walks. Defence makes the jury watch 50 hours of "A Comprehensive History" and it's off to a psych ward. I'm on the fence about him even being competence to stand trial. How openly he talked about it would make me vote that he doesn't comprehend right from wrong with what happened.
@@FoldupKibbles26 He's getting locked up at some home. Hopefully forever.
2000s - early 2010s Chris was some of the best comedy the internet has ever produced.
Truman Show but real.
After the "tomgirl" crap it just became more and more revolting and grotesque.
Honestly Chris would've made for a hilarious character if these rants where all just an act ..too bad this actually was chris
@@uhtred7860 Classic Chris ultimately died with Bob, then the Idea Guys turned Chris from a burnt out Lolcow to a full-blown Horrorcow.
@@andrew2353 Yeah 100%, i think Bob was keeping the worst aspects of CWC in check.
6:15 the amount of pure primal rage in this clip is unreal
Aint that the clip with his dad? 😂
@@sidey3412dew yew re-uh-lize?
*_MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME_*
Chris’s biggest downfall was ever trying to be intimidating 🤦♂️
Are...are you sure about that?
Let's hear Barb's opinion on that
His biggest mistake was thinking he could influence the trolls in a way that benefits him.
I guess his whole birth was his downfall.
Compared to post bob-death Chris chan, I’d totally buy tard rage chris a drink
The funny thing about chris to me is he never really seems to understand anger
He never understands how to be a human in general
And that’s probably one of the many reasons we are fascinated with him, he’s the best example of what a human thats failed to be a human would be like…It’s somehow funny, disturbing, sad and odd all at once.
chris's entire life is based on what he's seen on tv and movies, so it wouldn't be too far fetched to say he learned how to express anger thanks to cartoons, and instead of genuinely being angry he just acts like he's angry
it's why he's always huffing and puffing and putting on a tough voice when he's angry, because that's what cartoon characters do
It doesnt even sound authentic, i dont get it
@@deceseze Yep, its also why does all the exaggerated moves like pulling his glasses off, and the "claw of fail". He was basically brought up on TV.
Chris calling the backhoe a "shovel mech" gets me every time.
Unironically that's a cooler name than a backhoe/excavator. Reminds me of a little kid who doesn't have the words to describe what he saw today at school 😂
I'm so glad he holds back so much power for our sake. He would destroy the multiverse if he used .1 percent of his true power.
Correction: he doesn't hold back, he's just too stupid to use his full power
Pfffffffffffftttttss!!! .1% OF HIS POWER OMG🤣
It’s that tard rage
Even the devil fears his curse-ye-hame-ha
@@soggyeggroll2003Nah the only thing they fear Is his Hygien
It's even more disturbing and sad watching this descent into madness in light of recent events.
Recent events? It was 3 months ago lmao 😂
@@xehP yeah... that wasn't that long ago
@@eternalnut when talking about Chris chan, 3 months is like a decade...
@@xehP LMAO
Recent? That shit old
Imagine if Chris got into a fight with another person in his exact condition
a battle for the ages
@@SamueL-td7fb sockness?
They'd probably start trying to mate after about five minutes.
They’d both lose
The universe will be in danger
Is that really Jesus?
Diety, my ass.
Yes.
If this was Jesus, we’d all be doomed.
Good thing I’m atheist.
he's as much of a total loser as the real jesus was.
I like the fact that he can't even make eye contact with the camera.
That's not so bad and a lot of autistic people struggle with eye contact I personally have the reverse problem
@@trailbreakertv8918
You know, I always appear behind people without them even knowing and even i know what it's like to see someone appear in front and behind of you out of nowhere
@@trailbreakertv8918I struggle with eye contact, too. I don’t get why autism specialists feel the need to teach autistic children eye contact. Eye contact is just weird sometimes.
@@ravenscarlettanis13I went through my entire childhood without making eye contact. Trying to learn it as an adult is challenging. As a kid I was vaguely aware that I was supposed to be making eye contact but I could kind of intentionally dissociate myself from social reality to avoid thinking about it
i still can't get over how he moved around and jumped like that while keeping his head perfectly in place at 8:14
stabilization like birds
Lmao that's scary
what the fuck
His greatest talent.
He is not human
He didn't age too well over the years, did he?
Given his diet and life style, Im surprised he doesnt look worse.
He's aged like a fine milk
@@guilhermehank4938 I don't wanna know what he looks like when we next see him, considering he's been locked up
@@guilhermehank4938 ye tbh he has that kind of forever young / manbaby kinda face. surprisingly wrinkle free, given the last few decades of his life has been made up mostly of him screaming at people online. i guess its pretty stress free tho to just play with toys all day on other peoples money lol
Sadly, no
This boy ain’t a clown he’s the whole comedy industry.
He's a whole Adam Sandler movie
he’s the whole circus
10:20 real
Calling him a clown would be an insult to clowns
He’s a whole genre of comedy
It’s strange how much people ignore Chris’s well documented homophobia and multiple statements saying they’re trans just to get with lesbians these days.
Its even worse when people refer to Chris as a woman, when its been documented that he only became trans to date lesbians, which even then no lesbian wanted him
Chris's homophobia is probably the least worst thing he's done, you have more important things to worry about than his opinions on gay people, he's a mother fucker after all (literally)
That is exactly what Chris is doing these days. Literal definition of self fulfilling prophecy.
Really? Referring to Chris as “they” with a profile pic like that? Smh.
You could replace "Chris's" with "trans people's" in that sentence and it'd still be broadly accurate
His whiny voice never changed
If anything, I'm sure his Teenage voice sounded more adult than when he actually became an adult
@@englishgiraffe2124 He's maturing, just backwards.
@@MegaManXPoweredUp true
@@englishgiraffe2124 his teenage voice sounds like gangsters in 1930s movies lol
This is an absolute masterpiece of shitposting
What a freakazoid video.
It's videos like 8:14 that make me genuinely, really want to understand what exactly is going on in Chris's head. But then again, I feel like understanding Chris's learning process would be like looking in the eye of an eldritch god because both would fry your brain and turn you into an asylum patient
Like if you see Pennywise’s true form
Chris Chan mental health has deteriorated after watching videos after videos.
Bold of you to assume he had any mental health to begin with.
@@mechanwhal6590 he had some but its the way his parents raised him, his system of school failed him, Chris did many things that wrong.
Chris Chan: threatens with physical violence
Also Chris Chan: can’t tear cardboard
3:23 I'm sure Chris sees himself like the Cloverfield monster.
Lmao
He's a monster alright
@@concat9301Not a smart one tho
The fact that this person has drawn a noise album cover is so baffling to me. I know the artist reached out to Chris Chan himself which was a genius move but still, it fits in too perfectly with all the craziness he (Chris Chan) experienced most of his life. For anyone who doesn't know what I am talking about, chris designed the cover art of the album "L'eclipse Nue - Negative". Perfect Irony for Noise Music can be an outlet for Mental Illness.
It’s actually a good album, not something for everyone and not the most delightful or whimsical of music but I dig it, some of the songs do sound like Chris Chan related moments such as “humiliation on film” which just sounds like Chris chans entire life
With his history of accidental bowel movements every time he grunted I expected him to shit himself.
Pretty sure he did a few times
It's so weird and kinda terrifying how this character started recording meltdowns for as long as I've been alive. Holy cow that's outta this world
This is like watching Walter white slowly becoming Heisenberg
So glad that imposter Ian Brandon Anderson is behind bars and the real Chris chan is a millionaire and the great cancer researcher of all time
I love how at 9:15 he just casually takes a call put of no where lol
So Chris thinks talking like a goofy cartoon character sounds intimidating?
Acting classes must not have been a thing for Chris.
Think of how characters act intimidating in cartoons especially comedic ones where it's not supposed to actually be scary. Now imagine someone so self isolating he believes thats a complete 1 to 1 representation of how people are intimidating. That's why he's acting that way
@@legojay14Nobody fucking cares.
2:50 about 90% positive he shit himself here
2:47 is my favorite Chris chan clip ever. you want me to calm down, You want me to calm down. It's like he remembers he is supposed to be "intimidating" and retries his line
My favorite nugget of Chris chan knowledge is that he often refuses to shit all day long until he just ends up shitting his pants, and it’s extremely common for him to shit himself whenever he does the growling rage thing.
Born to shit
Forced to wipe
why
Its just as gross as his "sperm recycling" 🤮🤮
@@melonlord7443because he is developmentally stunted.
3:34 it’s so funny how hard he tries to be angry and intimidating he ends up giving himself hiccups somehow. Also looked like when he was punching his hands it actually hurt more than he thought it would LMAO.
I honestly sometimes forget that Chris was a grown ass man by the time he became popular on the internet 💀
5:02 Chris got that Blue's Clues drip.
*Ian
💀
You can hear him losing whatever grip he had on reality as the time goes on.
It's funny to realize that he was probably literally shitting himself in most of these videos, since he's said before that he would shit himself when he was super stressed out
You know someone is bad-ass when they tuck their thumbs inside their fingers to form a fist.
You can actually break your thumb if you punch someone that way too.
I was told never to tuck your thumb in during a punch.....when I was 5.
Chris has lived a very privileged life. He's never had to fight to defend himself or others. Maybe if he did, he'd be a bit more humble.
@@christianedwards9025 No shit Sherlock
@@debeb5148 You’d be surprised how many people don’t know that…
Meanwhile Bob and Barb were in another room of the house awkwardly looking at each other as this noise drifts through the walls.
16:12 those holes in the wall concern me....
He must have banged the wall
"Shovel mech" Gets me every time hahaha
12:29 I've been around heavy equipment my entire life and I have never once heard an excavator referred to as a "Shovel mech."
Dude, to this day, I genuinely struggle to comprehend that Chris is a real, living being that exists
"Crayola FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC" gets me every single time.
“ *_IF I WANTED PAPER I WOULD GO TO WALMART AND PAY 5 DOLLARS FOR 500 SHEETS!!!_* ”