The sole reason why Jerma looks so young is because his pores are excreting inhuman amounts of oil constantly. He will look like 120 as soon as he stops consuming McDonald’s kitchen grease daily
@@DerpSquid Well, you see, a filibuster is like, well, I have a friend who said he could filibuster better than anyone else, I have a quote from him where he explains what a filibuster is. Let me find it please, it's somewhere in my papers, don't move to the next speaker... Ah, here it is. He says that, and I quote "Great filibusters tend to extend things beyond when they're useful, talking about them for long periods of time unnecessarily." And I am inclined to agree. Filibustering is an art form, dedicated to taking a topic, and extending it's length. Extending it's length in order to prevent a vote. To prevent a vote on something that your party is likely going to lose if it goes through. Did you know filibustering goes back to ancient Rome? I think we can learn a thing or two from those Romans about filibustering. But yes, I think I have said my piece. Filibustering is just the best way to prevent a vote in the Senate. In fact, filibustering is so great, I think we should introduce it to the house as well. But yes, that is the end of my explanation of filibustering. For sure. Definitely.
@@DerpSquid In a more informative and boring way: in the US Senate are 100 senators. If less than 60 senators agree to pass a bill, there is no time limit on debating that bill. In theory this is because they don’t want massive national decisions based on a hasty uninformed 51% vote. But it can be used to delay or even completely block a bill. They do this by talking without stopping, since they have no limit to make their arguments for/against the bill. Talking for a long time specifically to delay or block a bill (even though the bill has a small majority), is called a filibuster. One well known example is Bernie Sanders in 2010. To delay extended tax cuts, he held an 8.5 hour speech. No breaks. It didn’t stop the bill from passing unfortunately but was still incredible to watch. Jerma would be great at filibustering, a superstrength related to ADHD and creativity. He’d keep finding new ways to talk about a single word in the bill and make up a whole story on the importance of “collect” vs “gather.”
The only "unhealthy" thing about peanut butter is that its seen as being high in calories due to the oil, but its not like people are eating entire tubs of peanut butter as a snack. Exept for jerma. The pycho.
@@doggoriver As long as the person isn't insulin-resistant and does some intermittent-fasting to help digestion, healthy fats are usually fine. I did Keto for 4 years, felt great. 💪
...and also the fact that it doesn't have a lot of your basic requirements for sustenance. it's definitely not unhealthy (though, that high fat means it's not great in high quantities) but like, you can't just stay alive solely on peanut butter.
@@gremlinman9724 Yeah surviving entirely off of one food only works for a few specific people and only with a few specific foods, highly unrecommended for sure. Jerma is fun to listen to though.
I just imagined Jeremy Elbertson from Jerma was on a dinner date with me, and he ordered a big cup of mayonnaise and started eating it like it was yogurt, and then gave me a seductive wink. Oh my heart just fluttered
I love how he can't get over the whole "eating turkey makes your penis smaller" bit from chat, he actually believed it to an extent instead of just blowing it off as a joke.
Dear god I hope Mike doesn't actually have to eat this way when he's off camera. I know they pay him really well because he always does such a good job playing Jerma, but this would totally ruin your digestive system, it'd be really fucked up if the directors forced him to "be in character" and fed him nothing but mayo for breakfast, brunch, dinner and midnight snack.
@@thewishingpig no i think he meant that Jerma goes from inspiring talk about education to asking if Europeans ‘drink milk in lukewarm bags’ or talks about meat grinders and asking how people even swim
Jerma: you guys need to look at your diet more Also Jerma: admits to eating nothing but peanut butter and mayonnaise, argues with a food pyramid based on literal science
@@seniorchonkza997 SOME cheeses aren't dairy products, and only because of their calcium content. Plenty of which still can't be eaten by lactose intolerant people t. Nephew of a cheese maker
"THEY DIDNT KNOW SHIT ABOUT MAYONNAISE [...] THEY DIDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PEANUT BUTTER" The ramblings of a perfectly sane, rational man. A functioning member of society.
@@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 the cancel culture is bad because it's a tool for twitter to destroy the life or career of anyone they don't like or agree with. No need for evidence or verified witnesses, just point and scream as loudly as you can
@@chrxstt I asked a question, said question was “why is cancel culture bad?” I’m seeing a lot of people against it and yelling about it on Twitter but at the same time I’m not really sure why it’s so hated? I don’t really understand why saying someone is a bad person because they did something bad is wrong?
Jerma said having like 30% of your diet come from mayo be good for you, then looked it up, saw it wasn't good for you at all, denied it, looked up an article that told him what he wanted to hear, purposefully said "I'm not going to only listen to the reddit part and make my opinion", read the article with the preconceived notion that mayo is good for you, then concluded that mayo is good for you despite it saying mayo is good in "moderate use" and jerma totally forgot he eats like 30% mayo in his diet. Hes the quintessential internet user, truly.
I'm crying... Does he eat a whole thanksgiving turkey every single day? His body is running on pure tryptophan from turkey and tuna and he's pumped up on stimulants like mayonnaise all day..no wonder.
you do realize that people on thanksgiving eat a fuck ton of carbs, which are packed with sugar, and when you eat a fuck ton of sugar your body crashes. it ain't from the turkey.
lots of discussion of mayonaise but are we going to mention how much fucking peanut butter this man apparently eats?!?! he said that nuts/seeds is mostly peanut butter and its BELOW vegetables
It’s canon now that all bread consumed by Jerma is hand-baked by Grandma Sicko Mode herself Edit: This feels like the sequel to the impromptu children’s book ms paint video
the people thinking that eggs are dairy is so common nowadays its actually wild. I think people think that way because mayo is creamy looking and as a human being we are programmed to believe creamy things must contain dairy. You buy a carton of eggs and you can look at it and go "Well its MILK white."
for some reason I wasn't aware that the definition of dairy was practically just milk and stuff made from milk. thought it was stuff that animals produce that we eat
"I eat mostly birds" We've seen the birdhouse stream, Jerma, we know. Also, he eats a concerning amount of mayonnaise. And seems to be protecting mayonnaise from slander.
what jerma doesn't seem to understand is, there's no such thing as a "healthy food". there are foods that supply a large amount of one nutrient, such as peanut butter supplying a large amount of fat and a reasonable amount of protein. the thing is, if you keep eating that one thing, you'll have too much of that nutrient along with whatever other stuff is in it, like how even "organic" or "natural" peanut butter almost always has sugar in it, since that's just how peanut butter is made. all of this makes peanut butter in particular around an A-tier choice for people doing keto, since it has relatively low carbs and quite high fat. however, if you're doing a normal diet, you probably won't be having much issue getting your serving of fat.
@@kai_fatallysapphic it has the naturally occurring sugars of the peanut in it, but those are negligible when compared to peanut butter with added sugar
Yes, sort of. Red meat is the big exception. As long as it doesn't have a bunch of additives, you would be hard pressed to eat too much. There is also some interesting studies that show eating fat alongside meat is healthy for you.
It's crazy how this got posted after I remembered that my gym teacher in middle school ate an entire tub of peanut butter every single day. He'd stand in the middle of the hall and scoop it up with his hands, and ask kids passing by if they wanted any.
I watch two streamers, one who eats nothing but peanut butter, and another who drinks olive oil instead of having a full meal. I may need to find new streamers.
6:04 I came back to the video and got an ad for in-person eye exams right before. I literally forgot it was an ad for a second and thought it was the intro gag for the video
I love how he makes a big deal about how much mayo he puts on his food and when he looks up the actual food pyramid it's literally at the very tippy top of the the pyramid
I love when the thumbnail and title have nothing to do with the game he's playing because it always means it's one of those hilarious completely derailed streams.
![CHILE vs. BRASIL [1-2] | RESUMEN | ELIMINATORIAS SUDAMERICANAS | FECHA 9](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5ObJt_71AYc/mqdefault.jpg)
BASIC NEEDS: MAYONNAISE
PSYCHOLOGICAL NEEDS: MAYONNAISE
SELF-FULFILLMENT NEEDS: MAYONNAISE
We need 4 jars of mayonnaise a day for survival, 8 jars of mayonnaise a day for maintenance, and 12 jars of mayonnaise a day for growth
Jerma's hierarchy of MayoNeeds.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
@@blumpus8150 gorilla suit
Hijikata needs:
He says “thank you” after reading that mayo is the best selling condiment like he invented it
I love him so much
Probably meant like.. “thank you for proving my point”
@@skeletonman1126 nah, he's def a plant for big mayo
＋２
he's buying most of it
The sole reason why Jerma looks so young is because his pores are excreting inhuman amounts of oil constantly. He will look like 120 as soon as he stops consuming McDonald’s kitchen grease daily
The McDonald's grease trap is the fountain of youth confirmed
Oh yea, it's all comin together.
Legends has it he has gone on hour long rants and unnumerable essays on why Consuming the Wendys grease bin is equal to achieving godhood.
@@naranciagaming This and the parent comment made me literally laugh out loud
He got that patrick bateman type of skin care
Less than a minute in and Jerma is already threatening to lock me in his basement with only a jar of peanut butter to satiate me. God I love him.
stockholm streamer
At least yer eating
At least yer
@@jefferyharambe5067 At least
At
Jerma: I eat so much healthier now, come on guys
Also Jerma: has an entire level on his food pyramid dedicated to mayonnaise
Ironically Jermas diet being 80% mayo makes alot of sense, no wonder this man is insane
It all adds up now
His diet consisting of mostly mayo and peanut butter is probably the sanest thing about him
He only eats mayo and peanut butter. He's actually insane.
the sheer amount of mayonnaise intake gave his brain lead poisoning
what came first the insanity or the mayo
"YOU THINK PEANUT BUTTER IS UNHEALTHY? IMAGINE IF THE ENTIRE WORLD WAS DESTROYED. 😈😈😈"
Thsts a pretty reasonable response I think
"Let's imagine you locked in a basement"
@@decliche1286 my basement
I’ll donate my padlock!
"If I threw you in a meat grinder" energy
Finally Jerma understands why his mom tells him he’d be a great politician. Fantastic filibuster.
Please explain a filibuster
@@DerpSquid Well, you see, a filibuster is like, well, I have a friend who said he could filibuster better than anyone else, I have a quote from him where he explains what a filibuster is. Let me find it please, it's somewhere in my papers, don't move to the next speaker... Ah, here it is. He says that, and I quote "Great filibusters tend to extend things beyond when they're useful, talking about them for long periods of time unnecessarily." And I am inclined to agree. Filibustering is an art form, dedicated to taking a topic, and extending it's length. Extending it's length in order to prevent a vote. To prevent a vote on something that your party is likely going to lose if it goes through. Did you know filibustering goes back to ancient Rome? I think we can learn a thing or two from those Romans about filibustering. But yes, I think I have said my piece. Filibustering is just the best way to prevent a vote in the Senate. In fact, filibustering is so great, I think we should introduce it to the house as well. But yes, that is the end of my explanation of filibustering. For sure. Definitely.
@@p.m.4993 based
@@p.m.4993 now thats a great way to make an example
@@DerpSquid In a more informative and boring way: in the US Senate are 100 senators. If less than 60 senators agree to pass a bill, there is no time limit on debating that bill. In theory this is because they don’t want massive national decisions based on a hasty uninformed 51% vote.
But it can be used to delay or even completely block a bill. They do this by talking without stopping, since they have no limit to make their arguments for/against the bill. Talking for a long time specifically to delay or block a bill (even though the bill has a small majority), is called a filibuster. One well known example is Bernie Sanders in 2010. To delay extended tax cuts, he held an 8.5 hour speech. No breaks. It didn’t stop the bill from passing unfortunately but was still incredible to watch.
Jerma would be great at filibustering, a superstrength related to ADHD and creativity. He’d keep finding new ways to talk about a single word in the bill and make up a whole story on the importance of “collect” vs “gather.”
The only "unhealthy" thing about peanut butter is that its seen as being high in calories due to the oil, but its not like people are eating entire tubs of peanut butter as a snack. Exept for jerma. The pycho.
An entire IV bag of pure peanut oil, can you believe that maniac?
at least 4 pounds of peanut butter for jerma a day keeps his PSYCHO doctor away
@@doggoriver As long as the person isn't insulin-resistant and does some intermittent-fasting to help digestion, healthy fats are usually fine. I did Keto for 4 years, felt great. 💪
...and also the fact that it doesn't have a lot of your basic requirements for sustenance. it's definitely not unhealthy (though, that high fat means it's not great in high quantities) but like, you can't just stay alive solely on peanut butter.
@@gremlinman9724 Yeah surviving entirely off of one food only works for a few specific people and only with a few specific foods, highly unrecommended for sure. Jerma is fun to listen to though.
A streamer ate 12 gallons of mayonnaise. This is what happened to his spine...
I can already see the thumbnail
A Mr J.E, popular streamer, is reporting to the ER unconsious, after reportedly leaking mayonaise from his ears
This guys diet is like nuclear fallout shelter items and mayonnaise
okay but sardines are good tho
I just imagined Jeremy Elbertson from Jerma was on a dinner date with me, and he ordered a big cup of mayonnaise and started eating it like it was yogurt, and then gave me a seductive wink. Oh my heart just fluttered
PSYCHO streamer absolutely GUZZLES down an entire TUB of mayonnaise
why do you feel the need to clarify that he is from Jerma?
@@phdincardiology Jerma is Jeremy Elbertson's country of origin ofc
Did he make a wink sound effect while he did a wink?
@@ozonefoofighters *ping*!
there is around 17 minutes of gameplay and 22 minutes of food pyramid discussion in this "gaming" video. jerma is truly one of the greats
huh I thought there would be less gameplay and more food pyramid discussions
i like how this video doesn't even start by explaining what game hes playing its just him going batshit insane about peanut butter being a superfood
I love how he can't get over the whole "eating turkey makes your penis smaller" bit from chat, he actually believed it to an extent instead of just blowing it off as a joke.
I died at "Turkey Dick"
World's most gaslightable man
it's actually true but it's also true about chicken
@@keropnw3425jerma is not pregnant so idk why you are worrying about his Kid’s penis size.
@@keropnw3425 No way, why would eating chicken (also referred to as cock) reduce the size of your penis (also referred to as cock)?
Dear god I hope Mike doesn't actually have to eat this way when he's off camera. I know they pay him really well because he always does such a good job playing Jerma, but this would totally ruin your digestive system, it'd be really fucked up if the directors forced him to "be in character" and fed him nothing but mayo for breakfast, brunch, dinner and midnight snack.
glowie
mike pls dont be a method actor jared leto isnt even that cool :/
kid named jerma
Finger
It amazes me how Jerma can be absolutely completely right or dumbfoundingly wrong on any given day.
person somehow surprised that fellow sufferer of the human condition does not either know absolutely everything, or absolutely nothing
@@thewishingpig no i think he meant that Jerma goes from inspiring talk about education to asking if Europeans ‘drink milk in lukewarm bags’ or talks about meat grinders and asking how people even swim
Jerma: you guys need to look at your diet more
Also Jerma: admits to eating nothing but peanut butter and mayonnaise, argues with a food pyramid based on literal science
Him not classifying eggs as dairy dumbfounded me, and I only recently found this out because of a dietician correcting me when I said it was meat.
@@Playingplayerz Now that's a hot take: eggs are meat
Tbh if you came at me with a solid argument behind that I probably would've believed you
I can’t believe Jerma told us to hook ourselves up to an IV drip of pure peanut oil, how unhealthy
top - coffee
middle - cheetos
bottom - chicken
jerma gaslighting his audience again
The triple c diet
Can I get some uuuhhh COFFEEEE CHEETOOSS CHICKEENN
You forgot the secret 4th member of the Triple C Crew:
"CHEEZ-ITS!"
Boston*
wrong
top - edibles
middle - edibles
bottom - edibles
Jerma thinks "34" isn't on the cusp of an excruciating elderly death
Old man's cope
cant wait until we get to watch jerma have a mid life crisis
I like to imagine this was just the last 7 days worth of meals and he thinks that this is what he's eaten his whole life.
The copious amounts of mayonnaise is ruining his long term memories
He just completed his full development from the cloning lab like 5months ago and he's been on this diet for 1 month
on top of that i like to imagine Amy is some agent keeping Jerma as an SCP and feeds him different foods as experimentation
INDEBTED streamer starts to SHILL for BIG MAYO to pay off his bail for putting people in the MEAT GRINDER
Jerma: I don't eat red meat
Also Jerma: consumes 14000cal worth of mcdonalds every week
He said he gets Big Macs and Mcdoubles, which both have cheese 🧐
@@lucasraines cheese isn't dairy
mcchicken
@@seniorchonkza997 SOME cheeses aren't dairy products, and only because of their calcium content. Plenty of which still can't be eaten by lactose intolerant people
t. Nephew of a cheese maker
@@Patrick.Weightman no dairy is like milk
"THEY DIDNT KNOW SHIT ABOUT MAYONNAISE [...] THEY DIDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PEANUT BUTTER"
The ramblings of a perfectly sane, rational man. A functioning member of society.
"It's a goddamn complete food... I will eat five or six full spoonfuls of peanut butter... that's like routine"
"I have intestinal diarrhoea problems"
DERANGED streamer devours GALLONS of PEANUT BUTTER on stream in front of horrified viewers!
Only the cancel culture people and jerma fans speak like this
Beautiful
@@BreadMan96 what is bad about cancel culture /gen
@@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 the cancel culture is bad because it's a tool for twitter to destroy the life or career of anyone they don't like or agree with. No need for evidence or verified witnesses, just point and scream as loudly as you can
@@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 ?????
@@chrxstt I asked a question, said question was “why is cancel culture bad?”
I’m seeing a lot of people against it and yelling about it on Twitter but at the same time I’m not really sure why it’s so hated? I don’t really understand why saying someone is a bad person because they did something bad is wrong?
Jerma: Drink lots of water
Chat: You want us to drown?
Jerma said having like 30% of your diet come from mayo be good for you, then looked it up, saw it wasn't good for you at all, denied it, looked up an article that told him what he wanted to hear, purposefully said "I'm not going to only listen to the reddit part and make my opinion", read the article with the preconceived notion that mayo is good for you, then concluded that mayo is good for you despite it saying mayo is good in "moderate use" and jerma totally forgot he eats like 30% mayo in his diet.
Hes the quintessential internet user, truly.
Mayo's fine.
@@SFTaYZa Ok Jerma
"Mayo is at the top" made me laugh so much
I'm crying...
Does he eat a whole thanksgiving turkey every single day?
His body is running on pure tryptophan from turkey and tuna and he's pumped up on stimulants like mayonnaise all day..no wonder.
you do realize that people on thanksgiving eat a fuck ton of carbs, which are packed with sugar, and when you eat a fuck ton of sugar your body crashes. it ain't from the turkey.
@@somebodystopme4881 turkey also has chemicals that make you sleepy
@@somebodystopme4881 People also eat RAT POISON and BLOOD on thanksgiving, really makes you think
I'm slowly starting to understand this mans insanity.
Peanut butter is a solid snack and chat have allergies like the peasants they are. Peanut Butter King
you will become an oily sludge on the ground
cowards
Peanut butter is just less healthy peanuts
Jerma explains how peanut butter is not unhealthy, and then shows us how much more unhealthy shit he actually eats
lots of discussion of mayonaise but are we going to mention how much fucking peanut butter this man apparently eats?!?! he said that nuts/seeds is mostly peanut butter and its BELOW vegetables
@rеtаrd bubber :)
Variety food: Optional
Mayonnaise: Crucial for survival
That opening clip was abit confusing at first, then "I eat more Mayo than I do fruit" hit me like a bag of bricks
PSYCHO streamer threatens to DESTROY the world over PEANUT BUTTER
"I raised you on a mayonnaise diet, why are you doing this?" great line
The food pyramid thing made me understand how people see jerma from the outside hes actually unhinged
lmfao @ him calling a bowl of rice a “secret snack”
It’s canon now that all bread consumed by Jerma is hand-baked by Grandma Sicko Mode herself
Edit: This feels like the sequel to the impromptu children’s book ms paint video
help i am trapped in the computer
Insane streamer has a basement doomsday shelter full of peanut butter & mayonnaise.
Deranged streamer threatens to force innocent viewers into his bunker and eat only peanut butter until they dissolve into pure peanut oil
An entire mayonaise level? Pour one out for Jerma’s blood cholesterol 😔🍺
So not only he wants to grind us up in a meat grinder, but he will lock us up in his basement with nothing but peanut butter before that.
23:30 why is he scared of someone else using his computer? does this insane man actually stream from a public library?
This is another “can’t read an analog clock” situation
“Just don’t eat it everyday!”
-man who eats it everyday
It’s amazing that his arteries aren’t just fully clogged at this point in his life
His body has a safety protection, explosive diarrhea
When jerma started a sentence with "you know if you were locked in a basement" I started getting meat grinder flashbacks
did he really equate eating pasta and chicken sandwiches to onions and red meat?
Man eats nothing but birds the mayonaise is probably also made with eggs. Its 40% bird
the people thinking that eggs are dairy is so common nowadays its actually wild. I think people think that way because mayo is creamy looking and as a human being we are programmed to believe creamy things must contain dairy. You buy a carton of eggs and you can look at it and go "Well its MILK white."
Don't eggs come from cows
Eggs are often kept in the same areas of grocery stores as dairy produxts
for some reason I wasn't aware that the definition of dairy was practically just milk and stuff made from milk. thought it was stuff that animals produce that we eat
the scout reminisces over his old crippling addiction to buckets of chicken, his old dating trick, worrying about potentially relapsing
"I eat mostly birds" We've seen the birdhouse stream, Jerma, we know.
Also, he eats a concerning amount of mayonnaise. And seems to be protecting mayonnaise from slander.
These diet choices explain his physique perfectly.
i think we're gonna need another cooking stream after this jerma
Jerma unironically probably has the healthiest American diet ive ever seen
Definitely not. It's up there but there are some people who wouldn't have mayo and a lot more fruits and vegetables.
You must not know a lot of Americans...
@@obink3245 they are all unhealthy no discussion
Only 30% mayo
@@OdaSwifteye nuh uh. All Americans eat nothing but big mac, fries, hot chip, and ice cream
How the hell did he pull out that incredible Tom Hanks impression?! Surely gotta be nominated for Best Impressions, right?
jerma living like that junji ito comic about a family living in a household filled with grease and oil
The "fuck that's a lot of mayonnaise" killed me fsr
Peanut butter in this quantity is akin to taking a shot of olive oil for the calories in lieu of eating anything.
Like DougDoug?
He already does that
Moloko plus from "Clockwork orange" is real, but it's called mayonnaise +.True psycho food pyramid
Mayonnaise+ is like a streaming service
no wonder jerma has the body of a dancer and a beer belly...
Jerma being a 7 year old toddler makes a lot of sense
Chat didn't shut up about may'naise for at least five streams after this.
I honestly don't even fucking remember the game he was playing I only remember the food chaos theory.
what jerma doesn't seem to understand is, there's no such thing as a "healthy food". there are foods that supply a large amount of one nutrient, such as peanut butter supplying a large amount of fat and a reasonable amount of protein. the thing is, if you keep eating that one thing, you'll have too much of that nutrient along with whatever other stuff is in it, like how even "organic" or "natural" peanut butter almost always has sugar in it, since that's just how peanut butter is made. all of this makes peanut butter in particular around an A-tier choice for people doing keto, since it has relatively low carbs and quite high fat. however, if you're doing a normal diet, you probably won't be having much issue getting your serving of fat.
You can buy peanut butter that only has peanuts and maybe salt in the ingredients list, does it still have sugar in it...?
@@kai_fatallysapphic it has the naturally occurring sugars of the peanut in it, but those are negligible when compared to peanut butter with added sugar
@@SF-rf9if okay, makes sense.
Yes, sort of. Red meat is the big exception. As long as it doesn't have a bunch of additives, you would be hard pressed to eat too much. There is also some interesting studies that show eating fat alongside meat is healthy for you.
do you really think Jerma has the critical thinking skills to realize that
I am an fan
Very fascinating
I am too a fan
Remarkable stuff Doris. Bingo Thursdays still on?
you an interesting critter bro
For the love of God and for everyone's safety, I desperately hope nobody has "joined Team Turkey".
"If it's not a green vegetable I won't eat it" says the man who ate 50 jermillion radishes ON STREAM
Nvm he disclosed radishes on the triangle. I am a freaking fake fan
@@Hoodied −２
Don't you mean limes
It's crazy how this got posted after I remembered that my gym teacher in middle school ate an entire tub of peanut butter every single day. He'd stand in the middle of the hall and scoop it up with his hands, and ask kids passing by if they wanted any.
WHAT
what the fuck
with his hands??????
oh my
If he's having turkey sandwiches, how is he eating more mayo than bread...? Is he solidifying the mayo into squares and using them in place of bread?
"Mayo is worse... than COOKIES, CANDIES, AND CHIPS."
This the earliest I've ever been to a Jerma video, and I've been watching him since 2014. That has to mean something.
“Peanut butter is good snack!”
- Gamer TWITCH streamer turned clinically insane mass murderer with 175 confirmed deaths to his name
Jerma fell for the "red meat = bad" meme
Jerma eating so much mayo remains in my head rent free. I think about it so much.
I watch two streamers, one who eats nothing but peanut butter, and another who drinks olive oil instead of having a full meal. I may need to find new streamers.
doug doesnt shove people in meat grinders though
which streamer drinks olive oil?
@@bencatzilla dougdoug: ruclips.net/video/--wUKfVrcmg/видео.html
@@bencatzilla better question, who doesn't?
@@bencatzilla DougDoug
6:04 I came back to the video and got an ad for in-person eye exams right before. I literally forgot it was an ad for a second and thought it was the intro gag for the video
Guys, help. Jerma has had me in his basement for 3 years living off of IVs of peanut oil, and i heard him getting out the meat grinder earlier
I love how he makes a big deal about how much mayo he puts on his food and when he looks up the actual food pyramid it's literally at the very tippy top of the the pyramid
16:47 did anyone else notice beeps that spell "help" in morse code? I think the real jerma is trying to tell us something
yeah i noticed wtf? also are we sure thats not the editor or something
ok i'm glad that wasn't just me that heard that, no clue what that was
"Mayo is the worst thing in the history of eating." LMAO
He's only this way because the Jerma cloning vats are filled with mayo and peanut butter.
He says “they didn’t know about peanut butter” like a super villain
local streamer gets scurvy after consuming nothing but peanut butter for 6 months straight
If the infomercial streams have taught me anythjng - jerma would have OIL be a much larger part on the food pyramid thumbnail
Unironically goated food pyramid. His lifting days show.
The “fuck, that’s a lot of mayonnaise.” Kills me every time
WHY does he need to hypothetically DESTROY the world to explain how healthy peanut butter is? Deranged streamer?!
14:47 - _Too much mayo?! I _*_love_*_ too much mayo!"_ -The King Of Town, 2005
Its a surprise Jerma made it past the age of 12 with this diet, he just can't be human
I love when the thumbnail and title have nothing to do with the game he's playing because it always means it's one of those hilarious completely derailed streams.
instead of CTRL, bind LShift to "scronch" it's better for your pinky
i used to steal peanut butter from the kitchen and eat the entire jar with my hands and hide it under my bed
It turns out jermas whole lifestyle revolves around the mcchicken.
im suprised how similar jerma and i's food pyramids are and now im worried
you eat that much mayonaise?
@@everia_games yes
i came here to watch my favorite streamer play one of my favorite games, but the streamer procceds to do a food pyramid instead