I like the idea that Jack Bright actually listens to his reprimands majority of the time. Not because he sees the error of his ways or even ageees that he did something wrong most of the time but because it's a new challenge to find a new loop hole or feck with everyone in a new way
he succeeded. It's everyone's problem and I'm proud of him, of all SCP's or SCP related people/things, he's my favorite because of the chaos he produces.
I got one for you: Dr. Bright is NOT ALLOWED to tell new D-Class to Jojo Pose when handling SCP-173. The amount of focus and general flexibility it takes to pull off the more impossible, bone snapping poses breaks the focus on maintaining eye contact with the anomaly. Last time this happened, he instructed a D-Class to "Dio Pose" while staring at SCP-173. He told the poor guy that it "will intimidate SCP-173 and make it fear your gaze." That particular D-Class was NOT flexible enough to do a half way backbend let alone hold it in place. When he fell, he broke line of sight and blinked. In the end, the last ever pose that D-Class ever did was Yoshigake Kira's pose: A broken neck. Dr. Bright stated in his report "That particular D-Class just wanted an ordinary life..." Not. Funny. *Jack.*
Nor he is allowed to tell/help scp-650 immitate any JoJo poses especially if he specifically trying to scare [D-class, E-classes (maintenance staff), Junior researcher] ANY PERSONNEL. Then comment scp-650 is just standing there menacingly.
@@ashurad_fox5991 God forbid he tells it "Oh? You're approaching me?" 🤦🏻♀️ I swear if I have to hear him quote Dio Brando, make references to 4 being bad luck or say "Yare Yare Daze" one more time, I'm locking him in a room full of acid. 😑💢 My request to ban Jack from watching Jojo on the clock is still pending and it's been five days! I just want to write my reports and go home and Jack Bright isn't making my life or my coworkers life any easier! The worst part is I know Jack is giggling like a fool over this. 😒
Same as with Dr. Clef. Although the outcomes may differ. As in their destruction vs. the scp begging the foundation to be left alone, and promising to be on their best behaviour from then on.
You gotta send 3 mobile task forces when Able breaches containment: 2 to kill Able and 1 to keep Bright away from Able so you dont end up with the most dangerous game of connect-4 on earth
At first I was wondering why they didn't just terminate him for being so irresponsible and lock up the amulet, but then I realized he has way too much knowledge from the past to be let go lol
To be fair they easily could. The amulet would simply be used when they need specific knowledge from him, terminate him again, then hold until another time of need. Extremely simple tbh
@@snowshadow412Him not talking be like, and before u say they can torture him, THEY CANT, they already tried, he can use the amulet to take away his pain receptors, lol.
0-5 Council: "Jack you are *NOT* allowed to make clones of yourself to have an all out orgy with yourself!" Dr. Bright: _"And like that you've lost me..."_
Dr Bright is the reminder that the SCP universe wasn't made by a professional writer and world builder, but a bunch of bored, creative and sometimes insane internet introverts.
I like that you actually explain the rules instead of assuming everyone remembers every single SCP off the top of their head like most other videos on the subject
To be fair. Watching anyone go into 682's cell with a rolled up news paper and expecting that to work against a giant angry monster would be hilarious.
well, this rules can give you some hints rule 89. Dr.Bright is not allowed to show SCP-682 any of the following: 1. any Uwe Boll Movies 2. The Room 3. Troll 2 4. Manos: The Hands of Fate 5. movies considered "so bad they're good" 6. movies considered "cult classics" 7. you know what, Dr.Bright is just now allowed to show SCP-682 any movies at all, ever rule 196. Introducing SCP-682 to SCP-002 "just to see what will happen" is NOT recommended. Do'nt even think about it. 1. I SAID STOP THINKING ABOUT IT! rule 199. Dr.Bright is not allowed to play "SCP Roulette" with SCP-173, a light switch and any combination of D-class and new personnel rule 259. SCP-173 does not "just want a hug" and Dr.Bright may not attempt to convince anyone otherwise
The SCP Foundation is technically not allowed to show any civilian this information. The people who read the Wiki are Junior Researchers, but I don’t know if a Junior is allowed to know about Dr. Jack Bright. Or, you know, I could be taking this too seriously.
The whole research team needs an anime. Preferably one that is a slight bit unhinged. Think in the lines of Full metal Alchemist. I reckon that could be in equal parts hilarious and thought provoking.
He made it happen so he deserves the rest of his life being annoyed by a person that can die easily but just takes another body unless there two people on the planet someone- I meant he can't latch off of someone
And the fact that the MTF was laughing too when doing ding dong ditches 🤣🤣🤣 Imagine you're working as one of the most brutal soldiers on Earth, keeping anomalous monsters at bay as a job, and then this guy comes around and his only order was to prank an annoying little-brother-like organisation of the SCP Foundation
To clarify, Dr. Bright does have a very high IQ. Just not over 300. After all, he wouldn't working in the Foundation as a scientist or site director if he didn't have a high enough IQ since both jobs require a lot of brainpower and intelligence.
@@daitoray9876 Honestly, I would not want in. I don’t trust them or their ways of doing things. Any organization that kills human beings for study has an instant enemy in me.
Foundation: what do you have to say for yourself? Dr. Bright: in my defense, I was left unsupervised. Foundation: Dr. Clef was with you the whole time! Dr Clef: in my defense I was also left unsupervised
@@davidelliott2501 Foundation: But Doctor bright was supervising you the whole ti- wait… *BRIIIGHT-* Another thing doctor bright is not allowed to do at the foundation: Doctor bright is not allowed to supervise groups of any size. and we mean *any* size
The fact that he’s will to give up ten souls in exchange for an old riachu card is awesome, and accurately represents the lengths some people will go to for older cards
You know, as silly as it might've been intended, Clef deserves an apology. I mean, imagine trying to terminate an SCP and end up in the hospital with injuries so severe even 682 wonders how you survived.
If he got a non anomalous method of making a tentacle monster how do you think the SCP Foundation would react yeah, at least the part that is dealing with this all night.
The fact that Dr. Bright was able to even lead a group of MTF against the UIU for silly pranks suggests that there are MTF agents who genuinely believed Bright/wanted to prank the UIU and it's just comical to me how some of the most experienced anti-anomaly soldiers are willing to get a bit silly.
"Are we sure we wanna do this? This is Dr. Bright we're talking about" "Who cares? It'll be another day of Bright getting in trouble and we get off scot-free" "Ok, fuck it, we ball"
I still say Dr. Rosen deserved what Dr. Bright did to his laptop after what he did to SCP-000. SCP-S might have been an angry threatening silent screamer, but SCP-000 was a lost silent screamer trying to find help.
Besides this review got more to do with why Rosen was pranked Dr. Bright and there is more to how Rosen treated SCP-000 and SCP-S to hate about him. The guy is a first class jerk
Actually there is a point on list of things that he can't do that says that there are no MTF units to contain web trolls and that he's not allowed to creat such units.
Lmao, the way these two have to be kept separate reminds me of how me and my one friend in the first half of grade school had to keep our desks apart with at least one row between us. Good times. 😆 Also, Doctor Bright is the best example of the chaotic neutral D&D alignment in existence. Guy is a never ending source of amusement.
"Chainsaws aren't the solution to every question." "Nethier is 'more chainsaws'." "Or "chainsaw cannons"." "Except of that one time. And yes, it *was* awesome."
“His boogying privileges were revoked.” Quite the weird quote, but this video is about Dr. Bright, so it’s certainly not going to be the weirdest. “Due to certain Japanese censorship laws, tentacle monsters have taken on a whole new meaning.” A prime example.
My favorite that I've come up with is still this one. In the event a D-Class is killed during experimentation he is observing, Dr. Bright is not allowed to use the phrase "We're going to need another Timmy!" to call for another one. Even if the unfortunate D-Class's name was Timmy, Tim, Timothy, or any name that can be shortened to "Timmy". It was funny the first few times, but you wore out the joke really fast.
addendum: Dr. Bright is also not allowed to shout “oh my god they killed Kenny. You bastards” especially if the D-class is named some variation of Kenny
@@darthrevan4933 I will play Dr.undertelaiment (Sorry I don't remember his name) for creating a toy that transform people in cube like floppa in raise a floppa or like kenny in raise a kenny
@@spaceartstuff “ dr bright is no longer allowed to sit down. last time he did so he did a black flip, grabbed the chair, and ran toward 682s cell screaming “ I CAN DO IT THIS TIME.”
@@natashavalkovski9363 he had the belief that if he could do a backflip for the first time, he has the power to kill 682 for the first time. with a backflip.
I have a feeling Bright originally had good intentions with his unwinnable games plan with Abel only to find out it causes pure destruction and then his plans went from innocent distraction to trolling and enjoying the mayhem unfold haha.
ah personal payback. oh so you killed me eh well im going to torment your mind now that you can't do it again lol. pretty much able killing spree has created the ultimate monster upon himself
After the SCP-4498 incident that Dr. Bright caused (and Dr. Cleft willingly took part of), I think Dr. Bright be more appreciative about his list of rules even if he still doesn't like them.
It seems like a majority of the rules here is just basic rules that the entire facility should follow like you should not use scp's for things that would help an individual with selfish desires
Yeah Dr Bright Is literally immortal and invincible at the same time, He cannot die, With a fate as terrible as that You're gonna start fucking Around at one point
@@Dumbsourplum True but he do die from time to time. The Foundation could threaten him with denying him access to replacement bodies if they where really serious about stopping his shenanigans. But the list is from the sites joke section so that are not going to happen.
@@michaelpettersson4919 Nah the foundation kinda needs him, the bright family is powerful and Knowledgeable, Despite Jacks Goofiness, He's a really good researcher probably edit: wait was it the GOC? or CI?
The SCP foundation has to treat Dr. Bright like a child giving him multiple rules though if I lived as long as he has I would probably be mischievous too
i like that dr bright will tell task forces what to do even though they absolutely know its not something theyre allowed to do… but they do it anyway lol
Jodies is an old old nick name, but the official name is Cadence, which is what most people call them seeing as Jodies sound a lot like Jodie which is someone who sleeps with a serviceman's spouse.
I had a drill sergeant originally from Barbados.... His Carribean accented cadence's we're awesome! He had his own version of Harry Belafonte's wanna go home was amazing....
POV: you find a bunch of papers on the floor with a checklist which seems to be completed. It’s the document of the things doctor bright is not allowed to do…
I love how they all forget that he's technically a more docile indestructible reptile- He's immortal, he can pretty much kill anyone he wants if he can reach their neck, he just cant be bothereD
"You can kill if you want to you can leave your friends behind, cause your friends got plague and if they got plague then their no friend of mine" in the words of Doctor Bright.
@@skydragongaming7840 Good for you. Because my coffee is everywhere on my side-table-to-my-primary-table-which-i-have-just-in-case-so-i-don't-have-to-risk-my-life-recharging-my-primary-when-i-can-use-my-secondary-if-i-need/have-to (where i keep food, if i need/have to eat in my living room). Imma go and grab some towels. And then clean it up. Yeah... Fuck that. It was just too hilarious.
@@knie1172 because they would need to find him another body and it would be a waste of resources and they can't kill him anyways they can only Kill that body
"and a glob of mashed potatoes stuck to the ceiling that won't budge no matter how hard the cleaning staff scrubs." *WHEEZE* "If I have to hear that stupid song ONE MORE TIME, I'm shoving that goofy medallion WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE."
I'm honestly amazed that the O5 council hasn't issued a termination order yet. No matter how brilliant Dr. Bright is, surely, there has to come a point where he's just not worth the trouble!
Dr. Bright is just the prankster of the Foundation my favorite part of this is when Bright just leads a MTF just to prank the UIU that's just ridicules how did he get hired at the Scp foundation anyway lol
Imagine being assigned to be in the mtf of a highly ranked foundation researcher and the first mission you get assigned to is to ding dong ditch the UIU
How about Dr Bright is not allowed to change his name every time he assumes a new host. Yes we know jack is not an appropriate name for a woman, but keeping track is going to be a nightmare
I’m really surprised no one has said this but at 09:25 it’s actually referring to the OLD SCP 437, which, if memory serves, is an axe (I think it was an axe) that when swung always hits the user. The list is just that old!
This man is my new fascination lol No regrets AT ALL watching every second of his content! And yes I’m referring to that time Dr Bright started filming anomalies and uploading them to tiktok with the shittiest music possible on them. I have absorbed the antics related knowledge of Dr Bright and will cherish it forever lol
At that point his privileges are revoked, he going to his room and not coming out for 10 years and his tv is getting taken away. That be the last time he thinks of trying to make one of those
@@martelgates9074 Dr. Bright is no LONGER allowed to mess with the G.A.R.C due to many reason including. Raiding the Vault and stealing BILLIONS of dollars from them. Spam E-mailing the Overseer. And harassing G.A.R.C members online.
Dr. Bright is such a good collection of everyones “what i think a bored immortal would do for fun“
Pretty much
And I would do most of this stuff if I became immortal.
@@mjsfalcon986 I would DEFINITELY do shit like dr bright if I was immortal too
If i were immortal I would definitely start trolling as recklessly as possible, c'mon what am I going to do with all this time on my hands lol
I love this evolution of Skippy's list with someone with a high IQ and involuntarily immortal lol.
Dr. Bright: *Literally does anything*
Foundation: “You’re banned from
Doing that”
Even breathing
Scp foundation: you cam no longer move
@@1971taks 173 forklift is of limits to
one of the rules is "Dr bright is not allowed to sit in the corner and twiddle his thumbs"
@@GreenDude_Gaming I went through the list yesterday… this rule did not surprise me.
I like the idea that Jack Bright actually listens to his reprimands majority of the time.
Not because he sees the error of his ways or even ageees that he did something wrong most of the time but because it's a new challenge to find a new loop hole or feck with everyone in a new way
Accurate
True
Facts
@@dr.bright87587are you my TWIN??
@@red502 possibility
Pretty sure that dr.bright once said."I'm immortal and I'm making it everyone's problem."
he succeeded. It's everyone's problem and I'm proud of him, of all SCP's or SCP related people/things, he's my favorite because of the chaos he produces.
@@terratracy He doesn’t produce it. He is chaos.
That’s definitely what i’d do if i was immortal
@Psychosis He is not allowed to call d classes extra lives LOL
@@autumn.7476 LMAO
Giving Dr bright a mind control device is like giving a kid admin commands for a minecraft server.
It's like letting a 2 year old drive a car
@stormraytheskelton thats true that comment made me laugh 😆
He told me to tell you he's perfectly responsible and can be trusted with said device
Or a roblox server
More like Roblox
"This behavior was described by the O-5 council as... just kind of... mean?" had me absolutely dying
The leaders of the most powerful organization in the world who kill millions of D-Classes every year: Damn that's too far, even for us
I like the pfp. I watched a few episodes of the midnight gospel and it was entertaining while informative.
10:42
Hmm.... NAH!!!!
I got one for you:
Dr. Bright is NOT ALLOWED to tell new D-Class to Jojo Pose when handling SCP-173. The amount of focus and general flexibility it takes to pull off the more impossible, bone snapping poses breaks the focus on maintaining eye contact with the anomaly. Last time this happened, he instructed a D-Class to "Dio Pose" while staring at SCP-173. He told the poor guy that it "will intimidate SCP-173 and make it fear your gaze." That particular D-Class was NOT flexible enough to do a half way backbend let alone hold it in place. When he fell, he broke line of sight and blinked. In the end, the last ever pose that D-Class ever did was Yoshigake Kira's pose: A broken neck. Dr. Bright stated in his report "That particular D-Class just wanted an ordinary life..." Not. Funny. *Jack.*
Nor he is allowed to tell/help scp-650 immitate any JoJo poses especially if he specifically trying to scare [D-class, E-classes (maintenance staff), Junior researcher] ANY PERSONNEL. Then comment scp-650 is just standing there menacingly.
@@ashurad_fox5991 God forbid he tells it "Oh? You're approaching me?" 🤦🏻♀️ I swear if I have to hear him quote Dio Brando, make references to 4 being bad luck or say "Yare Yare Daze" one more time, I'm locking him in a room full of acid. 😑💢
My request to ban Jack from watching Jojo on the clock is still pending and it's been five days! I just want to write my reports and go home and Jack Bright isn't making my life or my coworkers life any easier! The worst part is I know Jack is giggling like a fool over this. 😒
Hilarious
@@kaorinakamura2206 let the prankster be himself
its not funny.... its bizarrely hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Dr. Clef: "I will shove that thing where the sund doesnt shine""
*10 seconds later*
Dr. Clef: "Yo, Jack, see that mashed potato?"
Think that’s where he shoved the necklace
@@Dr.Bright17 15:23 excuse me, what are you doing with those clones?
@@Dr.Bright17 I think you doing something sus so that's why
@@Dr.Bright17 Bright im sending Clef after you
@@dukarroo wait you can't do that
If an scp is in a room with dr bright, bright ain’t stuck with it, the scp is stuck with him
Yes. I would want to be that SCP
If SCP-953 is in a room with Dr. Bright, he will be a father. 😏
Same as with Dr. Clef.
Although the outcomes may differ.
As in their destruction vs. the scp begging the foundation to be left alone, and promising to be on their best behaviour from then on.
@@harrysachz6748ayo ayo
Hear me out, he could technically take over the gate guardian, the medalian is indestructible
Working at the foundation seems fun rather than scary when you're anomalously hard to kill.
Yeah
I can imagine Able going on a rampage while everyone else is like "BRIGHT NO DO NOT BRING THAT MONOPLOY BOARD HERE"
You gotta send 3 mobile task forces when Able breaches containment: 2 to kill Able and 1 to keep Bright away from Able so you dont end up with the most dangerous game of connect-4 on earth
Come on playing murder the game is funnnnnnnnn
I think Abel plus Monopoly equals an XK Class Scenario…
@@josephengel2091 Yes, it does
Uno able :)
At first I was wondering why they didn't just terminate him for being so irresponsible and lock up the amulet, but then I realized he has way too much knowledge from the past to be let go lol
To be fair they easily could. The amulet would simply be used when they need specific knowledge from him, terminate him again, then hold until another time of need. Extremely simple tbh
@@snowshadow412Him not talking be like, and before u say they can torture him, THEY CANT, they already tried, he can use the amulet to take away his pain receptors, lol.
@@Egg49549there is also the fact that his siblings are scps and his father was a 05 member and Dr Bright is one of the top researchers
0-5 Council: "Jack you are *NOT* allowed to make clones of yourself to have an all out orgy with yourself!"
Dr. Bright: _"And like that you've lost me..."_
@EmmaCommitsArt cuz to make his "clones", people die
@@dinkules that’s what D class are for.
Lmfaooooo.. Alucard, you scamp. c:
@@TheWolfElder Ah, the return of the "Why-boner". *With a vengeance.*
@@MamaMOB you mean extra lives?
Dr. Bright is the living embodiment of the quote: "we do a little trolling".
*nukes go off*
@@oceanmanefibc1743 05: so we just banned Dr bright from being Dr bright
And I love to think his catchphrase is "ya like jazz" then proceeding to create chaos
He’s the type of person that comes in late to class and proceeds to drive the teacher insane
Exactly
Dr.Bright is immortal with the humour of a teenager. Out here making it everyone else’s problem 😂
Dr. Bright is the living embodiment of the phrase "God has let me live another day and I'm about to make it everyone's problem"
Or *GOD HAS LEFT THE SERVER*
@@frostcodm7555 or *god was the imposter - 0 imposters remain*
That’s gonna be my new fave reply when someone gets annoyed with me 😂
Dr Bright is more an unsupervised child in a never ending candy store
Exactly
Dr Bright is the reminder that the SCP universe wasn't made by a professional writer and world builder, but a bunch of bored, creative and sometimes insane internet introverts.
yea lol
Lmao yes
@@eojamgil there is a drawn gigachad? Pog!
@@eojamgil dude, not part of discussion, but you are really cool. In fact I think that SCP could use your cold to permanently contain 682 in 'ice'
@@shy_dodecahedron thanks but you're probably better than me
I like that you actually explain the rules instead of assuming everyone remembers every single SCP off the top of their head like most other videos on the subject
To be fair. Watching anyone go into 682's cell with a rolled up news paper and expecting that to work against a giant angry monster would be hilarious.
Im dyjng laughing thinking about it
Not to mention, seeing who would actually be dumb enough to try it would be doing the gene pool a service.
Nervously bopping it on the snoot going Bad Lizard!
@@chazzwozzio 682: ...the fuck? ...ah, fuck it! CHOMP!!!
Rolls up news paper, walks into cell. Sees giant fuck off alligator with an unending hatred for all life in existence, "LEEROOOOY JENKIIINS!".
Do we ever get the feeling that Dr. Bright needs like his own show? Imagine his perspective on the various SCPS.
well, this rules can give you some hints
rule 89. Dr.Bright is not allowed to show SCP-682 any of the following:
1. any Uwe Boll Movies
2. The Room
3. Troll 2
4. Manos: The Hands of Fate
5. movies considered "so bad they're good"
6. movies considered "cult classics"
7. you know what, Dr.Bright is just now allowed to show SCP-682 any movies at all, ever
rule 196. Introducing SCP-682 to SCP-002 "just to see what will happen" is NOT recommended. Do'nt even think about it.
1. I SAID STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!
rule 199. Dr.Bright is not allowed to play "SCP Roulette" with SCP-173, a light switch and any combination of D-class and new personnel
rule 259. SCP-173 does not "just want a hug" and Dr.Bright may not attempt to convince anyone otherwise
Imagine an inside job style comedy show with dr bright as the main character, maybe with other notable personnel there too like dr clef or dr crow
The SCP Foundation is technically not allowed to show any civilian this information. The people who read the Wiki are Junior Researchers, but I don’t know if a Junior is allowed to know about Dr. Jack Bright.
Or, you know, I could be taking this too seriously.
The whole research team needs an anime. Preferably one that is a slight bit unhinged. Think in the lines of Full metal Alchemist.
I reckon that could be in equal parts hilarious and thought provoking.
@usha4353 I wouldn’t complain about that either!
Surprised Dr. Bright and Dr. Clef don't sneak around to hang out as they seem to be quite funny.
I will forever believe they are best of friends and possibly lovers or brothers
@@pjofangirl2800 Dr. Clef's significant other is actually much funnier; SCP-173, The Sculpture.
I thunk bright replaced dr clef’s shotgun shells with sexual lubricant once
@@quinnhasse9170 that's probably what happened if he was ever asked to terminate 173, and then he just rolled with it
@@Crystal323100💀💀No
I love how Dr. Brights way of getting back at Abel is by being petty
Their both immortal so just imagine how much that sucks for able, has to deal with the annoying prick for eternity and can't even find peace in death.
He made it happen so he deserves the rest of his life being annoyed by a person that can die easily but just takes another body unless there two people on the planet someone- I meant he can't latch off of someone
@@jarrettodom3943 his own fault for killing him
I nearly chocked at the ding dong ditch bit. Dr .Bright is an absolute Legend.
He's the part of the legend that's just way too long.
And the fact that the MTF was laughing too when doing ding dong ditches 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine you're working as one of the most brutal soldiers on Earth, keeping anomalous monsters at bay as a job, and then this guy comes around and his only order was to prank an annoying little-brother-like organisation of the SCP Foundation
same
@@Iamlurking504 longer than your whole career.
@@merafirewing6591 longer than the foundation to be honest...
Dr. Bright is the living embodiment of "It's just a prank bro"
At least for me his actions are really funny
Yeah just revive like everyone else
To clarify, Dr. Bright does have a very high IQ. Just not over 300. After all, he wouldn't working in the Foundation as a scientist or site director if he didn't have a high enough IQ since both jobs require a lot of brainpower and intelligence.
Dude is site director on three sites. Lol
I have a 130 and believe me, people do not care on a job application!
@@carrion8752 The SCP foundation can't hire idiots. You'll definitely get hired as soon as you bring that up to the foundation.
@@daitoray9876 Honestly, I would not want in. I don’t trust them or their ways of doing things. Any organization that kills human beings for study has an instant enemy in me.
@@carrion8752 you're better off not working for the foundation
Given his unique circumstances you can't exactly blame Doctor Bright for being a better for jokester
When his jokes literally, and purposefully endanger innocent lives, you absolutely can blame him
You can blame him.
@@protalghulnist4126 if funny, why I care
@@protalghulnist4126 sooouuls
Dr. Clef is way more chaotic, HE needs rules too.
Dr.Bright:WHAT CAN I DO?!
Everyone else: Just sit there.
Dr. Bright is not allowed to sit in a corner and twiddle his thumbs
Foundation: what do you have to say for yourself?
Dr. Bright: in my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Foundation: Dr. Clef was with you the whole time!
Dr Clef: in my defense I was also left unsupervised
LMAO 🤣🤣
@@userfromspace8952 😂😐
foundation: but doctor man was with you the whole time!
doctor man: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised
@@Gaming_Pianist But doctor condraki was with you the whole time!
In my defence I was left unsupervised
@@davidelliott2501 Foundation: But Doctor bright was supervising you the whole ti- wait… *BRIIIGHT-*
Another thing doctor bright is not allowed to do at the foundation: Doctor bright is not allowed to supervise groups of any size. and we mean *any* size
The fact that he’s will to give up ten souls in exchange for an old riachu card is awesome, and accurately represents the lengths some people will go to for older cards
How dare u say old it’s a classic 😂. If it’s holo OMG
I wish I had a holo zapdos I don’t D:
Maybe if it was a shining holo charizard gx
I once traded an EX for something that was useless and I later found out was a fake card anyway
@@orionskittles That is exactly how I lost my poor Ho Oh EX card :(.
Is Dr. Bright the only one whose seen SCP-096's face? Or would 096 constantly hunt down the current body Dr. Bright is inhabiting?
096 would give up eventually
@@corundum-voidlessm6480 096 doesn't give up.
It would hunt down the body he has. But he can always get a new one.
@@RobHorrorLive they did a cross test between 682 and 096 , after a while 096 left 682 chamber without killing it
@@RobHorrorLive He does, you really gotta draw out the timer and stall, though. 682 did it once, but that could also be the immortality.
Favourite rule is still "10 seconds of silence means 'Dear God what have you done!?' not 'please continue.'"
Doctor Bright is weird as hell; man’s does what he wants no matter what and can’t get in trouble because he is indestructible and immortal lol.
Yeah... that's why we... uh... strongly dislike him.
He’s also a huge asset to the Foundation and also an anomaly so they can’t get rid of him.
@@DecodedDodo You’d think at a certain point he is more of a liability than an asset.
@@Iamlurking504 He tried to poison the Queen because The Queen slapped him for replacing her tea and crumpets with Coffe and cookies.
@@TrulyMorningstar replacing her tea and crumpets for coffee and cookies is the funniest shit i have ever heard
You know, as silly as it might've been intended, Clef deserves an apology. I mean, imagine trying to terminate an SCP and end up in the hospital with injuries so severe even 682 wonders how you survived.
"I AM SHOVING THAT GOOFY MEDALLION DOWN WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE."
Dr. Clef, 2022
@@thecaticornloverlol Excellent question. I think you gotta ask Dr. Clef himself on that one.
@@thecaticornloverlol a day breaks bunker
*lip bite* dayum ik what else you can shove down there -dr bright, probably 2022
@@blobof4294 same vibes from 035 saying that his relationship with 049 is of lovers just to see the reaction of the investigator
Jack:You do know touching this kills you, right?
Foundation: Dr. Bright, please stop causing unnecessary collateral damage for your own amusement
Dr. Bright: YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING!!
Foundation: well you gave us a reason not to.
Send him to Kepler. It take like 50 billion years or something to get there
Won’t be seeing him anytime soon
Esp P (I am not getting rid of this I was holding my cat and she wrote that)
They don’t!!!!
I love how Dr.Cleft and Dr.Bright aren’t even allowed to be in the same room unsupervised
I love this guy, to him every day is April Fools day.
No. Bright is so annoying.
@@Iamlurking504 I get you’re Kjef and all but that’s an L take
@@Iamlurking504 Dr. Bright is my hero.
@@nicktwolf what
@@nethercrocodile5859 What?
I swear if they got through the whole list, the whole video would be hours long lmao
yea there like 290 somethin
If he got a non anomalous method of making a tentacle monster how do you think the SCP Foundation would react yeah, at least the part that is dealing with this all night.
I thought it was closer to 400.
@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 idr either closer to 300 or 400
Id absolutely watch all of it
The fact that Dr. Bright was able to even lead a group of MTF against the UIU for silly pranks suggests that there are MTF agents who genuinely believed Bright/wanted to prank the UIU and it's just comical to me how some of the most experienced anti-anomaly soldiers are willing to get a bit silly.
"Are we sure we wanna do this? This is Dr. Bright we're talking about"
"Who cares? It'll be another day of Bright getting in trouble and we get off scot-free"
"Ok, fuck it, we ball"
I still say Dr. Rosen deserved what Dr. Bright did to his laptop after what he did to SCP-000. SCP-S might have been an angry threatening silent screamer, but SCP-000 was a lost silent screamer trying to find help.
Agreed
Nice theory, except for one thing. SCP-000 does not exist
Besides this review got more to do with why Rosen was pranked Dr. Bright and there is more to how Rosen treated SCP-000 and SCP-S to hate about him. The guy is a first class jerk
I bet sometimes Dr. Bright secretly ends up breaking the rules like a madman lol
*All the time
Considering he broke tons of rules already and he turned more than 300 animals humans and anomalys into dr brights those ones prob did it all by now
LAMO
In present no action of his would go un noticed simply because of how grand his shenanigans can go
@@thedevourerofglue9162 that was an accident I believe with the cat statue
By having a rule not allowing him to get freaky with his clones, it sounds like he’s done that before
How nice
Actually he did that before 😂😂.
And it caused a lot of problems
He got a lil 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎
Scarlet King: I choose not to comment on this one
Can we all agree Dr.Bright is a legend
100%
@@Dr.Bright17 so... Wanna go quote some more prince of bell air?
I second that notion.
Uh huh sureeeeee.
Yes
You gotta love Dr. Bright and Dr. Cleff interactions
So, SCP-963 can transfer Dr. Bright's consciousness. He once intended to place it on SCP- 682.
It was called "We're Off To Be The Lizard"
He succeeded, actually. It wasn't to possess it, though. It was to see if the medallion would kill them
Dr Bright deserves the *TITLE*
"The King of Trolling"
YES
Actually there is a point on list of things that he can't do that says that there are no MTF units to contain web trolls and that he's not allowed to creat such units.
@@salonowyadam I know but still he is a badass
Considering he was the owner of scp 050 which lead to the great researcher prank war, he did have the title but lost it to Dr Light
I love how professional the narrator is when talking about the tentacles it’s so hilarious
I really wasn't expecting that one🤣
and the cloneing thing.
Lmao, the way these two have to be kept separate reminds me of how me and my one friend in the first half of grade school had to keep our desks apart with at least one row between us. Good times. 😆
Also, Doctor Bright is the best example of the chaotic neutral D&D alignment in existence. Guy is a never ending source of amusement.
"The IRS, on the other hand, is a completely different story..." HAH! Even the Joker doesn't mess with the IRS! 🤣
15:20 So he's not allowed to have sex with his clones. Got it. Takes the meaning of "go bonk yourself" to new levels.
He probably takes a lot of sayings like that’s to new levels
Wait , why was it so specific 💀
@@Anonymous-zb1ud cus he can do it. Just has to wait 30 days.
From what I’ve heard he’s also not allowed near anyone under 18 or near any form of p0rnography so that checks out
"Chainsaws aren't the solution to every question."
"Nethier is 'more chainsaws'."
"Or "chainsaw cannons"."
"Except of that one time. And yes, it *was* awesome."
Of course Dr. Bright would trade human souls for a pokemon card
I would do that too
Yea when imprtal im pretty sure most of us would do that too
@@ricefarmer-kr4yv yeah I’d probably do it too lol
he would be good friends with the Medic from TF2
I got the card!!!!!
“His boogying privileges were revoked.”
Quite the weird quote, but this video is about Dr. Bright, so it’s certainly not going to be the weirdest.
“Due to certain Japanese censorship laws, tentacle monsters have taken on a whole new meaning.”
A prime example.
Dammit Dr Palmer. He was unaware of this before you told him and we were all better off
"Nobody is perfect, least of all you." LMAO
(16:20)
My favorite that I've come up with is still this one.
In the event a D-Class is killed during experimentation he is observing, Dr. Bright is not allowed to use the phrase "We're going to need another Timmy!" to call for another one. Even if the unfortunate D-Class's name was Timmy, Tim, Timothy, or any name that can be shortened to "Timmy". It was funny the first few times, but you wore out the joke really fast.
And the younger researchers didn't understand the joke.
addendum: Dr. Bright is also not allowed to shout “oh my god they killed Kenny. You bastards” especially if the D-class is named some variation of Kenny
@@darthrevan4933 I will play Dr.undertelaiment (Sorry I don't remember his name) for creating a toy that transform people in cube like floppa in raise a floppa or like kenny in raise a kenny
I feel like one day there’s gonna be a rule that says Dr. Bright is not allowed to sit on chairs
And then there’s gonna be some crazy thing he did that was related to a chair
@@spaceartstuff “ dr bright is no longer allowed to sit down. last time he did so he did a black flip, grabbed the chair, and ran toward 682s cell screaming “ I CAN DO IT THIS TIME.”
Do chairs even exist?
@@natashavalkovski9363 holy crap how did you come up with that
@@natashavalkovski9363 he had the belief that if he could do a backflip for the first time, he has the power to kill 682 for the first time.
with a backflip.
When the O5 council has to step in as the ethics committee, you know it’s a problem. For better and worse, Bright has more pull than he’ll ever know.
So basically Dr. Bright is a supernatural memelord. In other words, one of us.
"memelord"
I have a feeling Bright originally had good intentions with his unwinnable games plan with Abel only to find out it causes pure destruction and then his plans went from innocent distraction to trolling and enjoying the mayhem unfold haha.
10:42 'This kind of behavior was described as "just kind of mean" '
Said the pot to the kettle.
Bright probably get such a preverse pleasure from messing with Able cause its his fault Bright got trapped in the amulet.
ah personal payback. oh so you killed me eh well im going to torment your mind now that you can't do it again lol. pretty much able killing spree has created the ultimate monster upon himself
After the SCP-4498 incident that Dr. Bright caused (and Dr. Cleft willingly took part of), I think Dr. Bright be more appreciative about his list of rules even if he still doesn't like them.
Dr clef and Dr Bright seem like best buds
It seems like a majority of the rules here is just basic rules that the entire facility should follow like you should not use scp's for things that would help an individual with selfish desires
But more specific
The problem is thst Dr.Bright lack common sense and as such need to have thease rules spelled out specifically for him.
Yeah Dr Bright Is literally immortal and invincible at the same time, He cannot die, With a fate as terrible as that You're gonna start fucking Around at one point
@@Dumbsourplum True but he do die from time to time. The Foundation could threaten him with denying him access to replacement bodies if they where really serious about stopping his shenanigans. But the list is from the sites joke section so that are not going to happen.
@@michaelpettersson4919 Nah the foundation kinda needs him, the bright family is powerful and Knowledgeable, Despite Jacks Goofiness, He's a really good researcher probably
edit: wait was it the GOC? or CI?
The SCP foundation has to treat Dr. Bright like a child giving him multiple rules though if I lived as long as he has I would probably be mischievous too
Okay, but that super ball would make an incredible weapon if it was allowed to bounce enough times because it would get as fast as a bullet
And yet, Doctor Bright survived the apocalypse caused by the SCP and had a nice conversation with Pietro Wilson.
imagine being so bad that 096 screams at you to not do that lol
i like that dr bright will tell task forces what to do even though they absolutely know its not something theyre allowed to do… but they do it anyway lol
Jodies is an old old nick name, but the official name is Cadence, which is what most people call them seeing as Jodies sound a lot like Jodie which is someone who sleeps with a serviceman's spouse.
I was about to comment this lol. I was confused for a second
@@450arkangel I was more confused as to why they were doing Jody Calls during warm ups...
@@smauerungel6484 We do cadence for warmups in the navy before pt or our pft also. Its weird but a thing
I had a drill sergeant originally from Barbados.... His Carribean accented cadence's we're awesome! He had his own version of Harry Belafonte's wanna go home was amazing....
I knew someone had to have already pointed this out lol
POV: you find a bunch of papers on the floor with a checklist which seems to be completed. It’s the document of the things doctor bright is not allowed to do…
343 help us all
that itself if an XK class
I love how they all forget that he's technically a more docile indestructible reptile-
He's immortal, he can pretty much kill anyone he wants if he can reach their neck, he just cant be bothereD
New thing Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the Foundation: He is definitely NOT allowed to recognize the bodies in the water.
He already has, and it's my job to get him back.
@@Iamlurking504 Oh no...
@@Iamlurking504 well have fun with that. as i recalled the bodies in water are unapproachable and deadly
@@martelgates9074 that's the hard part... I prefer [REDACTED], but you can also use [REDACTED], your choice really.
@@Iamlurking504 well if everything is redacted then I have no hope of helping
"You can kill if you want to you can leave your friends behind, cause your friends got plague and if they got plague then their no friend of mine" in the words of Doctor Bright.
15:00 someone must have told him "go fuck yourself" and Dr. Bright took it literally.
Doctor Bright is the Imortal Joker of the SCP Universe
Jack bright pulling a Nigerian/Indian scam made me laugh way harder than I should've....
Especially since it was the Mekhanites who fell for it...
Him sitting in the chair typing while even wearing a nigerian prince outfit made me laugh so hard i almost spilled my drink.
Totally laughed way harder at this
Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@skydragongaming7840
Good for you. Because my coffee is everywhere on my side-table-to-my-primary-table-which-i-have-just-in-case-so-i-don't-have-to-risk-my-life-recharging-my-primary-when-i-can-use-my-secondary-if-i-need/have-to (where i keep food, if i need/have to eat in my living room).
Imma go and grab some towels. And then clean it up. Yeah... Fuck that. It was just too hilarious.
15:14 we love solitaire ❤️
I love how he acts like a child and they don't kill him when he's being a bad boy
@@knie1172 because they would need to find him another body and it would be a waste of resources and they can't kill him anyways they can only Kill that body
But let’s be honest they are all thinking of doing it
He's immortal. It would be a waste of resources.
How is it that online streaming platforms has given us every kind of show under the sun, but NO ONE has thought about making a show with Dr. Bright?!
I mean....if the O-5 council just let the recordings out, we'd have plenty of seasons.
We definitely should
He’s too chaotic, it would break their reality and thus unleash him upon this one
Dr. Bright: “Can I…”
Foundation: “No”
"and a glob of mashed potatoes stuck to the ceiling that won't budge no matter how hard the cleaning staff scrubs."
*WHEEZE*
"If I have to hear that stupid song ONE MORE TIME, I'm shoving that goofy medallion WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE."
Dr. Bright: *breathes*
The SCP Foundation:
*and i took that personally*
I'm honestly amazed that the O5 council hasn't issued a termination order yet. No matter how brilliant Dr. Bright is, surely, there has to come a point where he's just not worth the trouble!
I swear, there's a protocol for if Dr Bright sneezes that is basically "Run for your life because he's planning something and you won't like it"
The scp is such a buzzkill. Jack bright sounds like an amazing person to hang out with
You want to get shot by a chainsaw gun?
every time he said "another thing Dr bright can't do" I laughed harder😭
Dr. Bright is just the prankster of the Foundation my favorite part of this is when Bright just leads a MTF just to prank the UIU that's just ridicules how did he get hired at the Scp foundation anyway lol
Yeah,my favourite part is when he brought new researchers to SCP-437 😂😂😂
9:28
He was hired before he became undead. Read abt his medallion its explained
Imagine being assigned to be in the mtf of a highly ranked foundation researcher and the first mission you get assigned to is to ding dong ditch the UIU
I brushed Bright off but now he’s my favourite anomaly and character in SCP in general.
Can't say I'm not surprised I would love to spend a day with this man
1:25 "So far, no one counts."
All of 05 Command: Am I a joke to you?
I suppose the O5 just can't be bothered to babysit them 😅
I think it was meant as a more of nobody wants them together period So nobody counts
@@ShadowFalcon They have more important things to do.
Yes. Yes you are
How about
Dr Bright is not allowed to change his name every time he assumes a new host. Yes we know jack is not an appropriate name for a woman, but keeping track is going to be a nightmare
Just go with Jacklyn when you're in a woman's body or something.
I’m really surprised no one has said this but at 09:25 it’s actually referring to the OLD SCP 437, which, if memory serves, is an axe (I think it was an axe) that when swung always hits the user. The list is just that old!
15:24 man, Dr.Bright really has that self love 😳
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This man is my new fascination lol
No regrets AT ALL watching every second of his content!
And yes I’m referring to that time Dr Bright started filming anomalies and uploading them to tiktok with the shittiest music possible on them. I have absorbed the antics related knowledge of Dr Bright and will cherish it forever lol
I'm pretty sure you won't.
18:03 What SCP means:
Scan
Copy
Print
The most important rule Dr. Bright must follow. Not allowed to make ANY Keter or Apollyon SCPs ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO END THE WORLD?!
At that point his privileges are revoked, he going to his room and not coming out for 10 years and his tv is getting taken away. That be the last time he thinks of trying to make one of those
@@martelgates9074 Dr. Bright is no LONGER allowed to mess with the G.A.R.C due to many reason including.
Raiding the Vault and stealing BILLIONS of dollars from them.
Spam E-mailing the Overseer.
And harassing G.A.R.C members online.
Something about seeing a O5 Council member smacking Bright over the head is just funny to see lol
Doctor Bright is like a toddler who’s been given WAY to much power lol 😂😂😂
This man is nuts and is totally a mood.