SCP Edition - Weirdest Things on Amazon - Dr Bright's Great Idea!
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- Опубликовано: 18 июл 2022
- SCP-963 is a Euclid Class Anomaly also known as Immortality.
In this video we explore Dr Jack Bright and one of his mischievous ways gone wrong via iPhone Amazon app.
SCP Edition - Weirdest Things on Amazon features the following SCPs:
Dr Bright , SCP 963 , SCP 682 , SCP 106 , SCP 076 , SCP 2273 , SCP 049 , SCP 029 , SCP 073 , SCP 529 , SCP 811 , SCP 2099
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I would fully expect Jack, while fighting Jeff Bezos, to immediately say “Think fast chucklenuts” and toss the amulet at him.
He would absolutely do that
I assume that's exactly how he won and that Bezos had to have his brain restored by an Icloud or Google backup.
You do know its dr bright he will miss it and he poof cuz jeff bezos knows what the amulet does and will pick it up using gloves then flex it to the other people in the group of interest
I reckon he should just use it as a joy-buzzer: if Bezos touches it, he becomes Bright.
E.
Even when it's anomalous, Amazon is still gonna have that annoying dent in the side of the package
Anomazon
And leave it RIGHT in front of your door where you can step on it instead of the small table clearly meant for packages
jeff basos is the secret owner of mcd
@@hayu187
That’s a you problem
@@God-ld6ll and their employees, anomazonions.
“No, Dr. Clef is not an anomaly, but he sure acts like one. Have a phone.” -Dr. Bright, probably
He actually is an anomaly, when is picture is taken his head is replaced with a grinning animal head.
Honestly, I can't be mad at Dr. Bright here. True or not, that story was told with the clear intent to boast the morale of someone who just had a very rough first day.
"You overhyped piece of gaudy jewellery"
Oof. Now that was a little uncalled for.
The O5s are probably the only people in the Foundation that could get away with saying that to Jack.
They can get away calling me that, I had worse - Dr Bright
@@DailyThingsInSCPFoundation He probably really has too
Oh I just got it
Yeah that's pretty mean
To be honest. Jack Bright's idea was a good idea. Seriously, it was a good idea. I mean, the Foundation is not known for giving comfort to many SCPs.
Make them happy and they may not kill
They only ones I have seen our kids they seem to be good to kids
And the other half of the time they got a misused motto of being crue- cough - cold, not cruel.
Hell yeah it was!
i mean.... waste of resources on the plague doctor. he's happy if you just give him a bunch of dead d-class
O5-1 calling me an overhyped piece of gaudy jewelry was so funny for no reason (13:37)
15:13
Imagine if Bright just walked outside with a pic of 096’s face 😂
It would be a massacre
Dr. Bright: "HOW CAN YOU WITHSTAND MY WRATH!?"
Bezos: "Nanomachines, son!"
YOU CAN'T HURT ME JACK!
WERE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETES JACK!!! CANT FRET OVER EVERY EGG!!!
STANDING HERE
@@seeyoiss104 I REALISE
@@seeyoiss104 JUST LIKE ME
Two things:
1.This was actually believable until the Bezos section and it was amazing
2. They need to put in a claim with Amazon for none of their packages being delivered
“Terrible service! Didn’t even bring the packages! Had to fight the manager! -5 Star review!” - Dr. Bright, leaving a review on Amazon, after fighting Super Bezos and winning due to plot.
Edit: Based on the part 2 video "Bright V. Bezos", Amazon DID delivery the packages. They, mainly Bezos, just decided to storm site-19 as if it where Area 51. But I'm glad the Swamp Women SCP got her plushie!
Dr. Bright replying back to Amazon that he wants to return everything
Bezos: Wait, no, that's illegal
3. Theres an amazon military team??
Funny enough in the sequel story, they actually got all their packages! 049 especially enjoyed his gifts :D
Bezos turned into senator armstrong
after he said "nanomachines" i just said
"OH OH, HE DID THE THING"
WE BOUTA FRET OVER EVERY EGG WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Making the mother of all omelets here jack, can't fret over every egg!
"I already treat my employees like D-class personnel." Bloody Scallywags, that hits too close to home!
Dr. Clef: What the hell is all this noise?
Guard: Apparently, Dr. Jack is fighting Jeff Bezos at the sound of "it has to be this way".
Dr. Clef: I'm sorry, what?!
D-Class1: “I bet you my pudding cuff that Bezos will win”
D-Class2: “Nah it’ll be Jeff”
Guard: “I raise your bet with a 4pk pudding on 682 break out and interfering”
Dr. Clef: “Screw that! I’m betting myself that I’ll win the fight!”
*In the background*
Bright: STANDING HERE I REALIZE YOU JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rule ???: Dr. Bright is not allowed to fight Jeff Bezos while blasting the song "It Has To Be This Way" from popular videogame "Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance".
Dr clef: aight, time to blade wolf
@@KC_Garcia addendum: not allowed to fight ANYONE while blasting ANY kind of music.
The Norwegian Prison System would've benefited the D-class and other Humanoid SCPs. But it is funny that the SCP Foundation had a war against Amazon.
And Jeff Bezos revealing himself as Senator Jeff Armstrong.
@@Dr.C.Shadow *Senator Jeff Armstrong
@@PerryKobalt right.
And Jeff became Thor
@@Dr.C.Shadow STANDING HERE
Jack : *intensly punches bezos abdominal area*
Bezos: fixes glasses
Jack : *keeps punching*
Bezos: *slight grunt*
Jack: why won't you die
Bezos: nanomechines son
From a Amazon joke to a metal gear solid revengence one.
Perfection
Honestly, this would hardly be the strangest event in SCP
What is
@@kynto god I wish I could answer that for certain but the most certain answer I can give is pataphysics and I'm unsure of even that.
SCP is several weirdest things all competing with eachother
jeff bezoz is senator armstrong
@@alexrecrem9094 oh dear what is a pataphysics
@@kynto I had to ask an expert on pataphysics in the fandom to help because while I know what it is, I also don't know how to explain it to people who don't already know:
"Pataphysics in SCP is a study of narratives and layered stories. There are various different models and such but generally you can think of it as how authors and their stories interact with each other, and then apply that in multiple layers to get the perspective of what the Foundation has to deal with (knowing they are fictional and being able to see other lower fictions as also fictional)."-u/_shoulder_
I’m surprised Dr. Bright didn’t throw his amulet at Bezos. I really thought he would have been like “Here, catch!” And take over the body of Bezos. Wasted opportunity, Dr. Bright.
Yeah I was expecting that too, it's his ultimate weapon
He's way too lazy to be the new Amazon CEO
Yeah, my first thought was him saying "Hey Bezos! HOT POTATO!"
My first thought was "Abel would make short work of those armed forces." 👀
Our problems would be solved if Bright was allowed to use 963 to kill Bezos. No more awful working conditions for Amazon workers!
Imagine being so interesting and bizarre that people wants to know what stuff you want to buy in amazon
With these stories, I always have to think: "Is Bright lying?" and my verdict for this? Oh, totally ..but also kinda no. Not only would the 05 council never let such smart creatures like 040 or 063 or the literal brain of a genus have *any* phone connection, even if it was locked to the Amazon website. I do think he was probably telling thr truth about the more wholesome SCPs, creatures like Cain and the Swamp Lady, to be exact. So, yeah. Kinda telling the truth?
You’ve done you’re research
I’d believe he’d do so for the more dangerous ones as well, if only to try to occupy them for a day. 049 is actually reasonable and you can’t buy cadavers off Amazon. Also since 049 is from the 15th century, I doubt he’d know how to hack an iPhone just using an Amazon page so it sounds harmless enough. And the literal brain is also a scatterbrain so he can’t focus on a single task for too long, and has difficulty making choices.
I think Dr. Bright was telling the truth all the way up to the Amazon Army part.
You know things are gonna get weird when Amazon gets involved in the anomalous
@@Pretend_Its_Funny probably
Especially when Jeff Bezos reveals himself as Senator Jeff Armstrong.
@@Dr.C.Shadow yes
If the anomalous actually exists- there's no way Amazon *isn't* currently involved.
From the creators of the infinite IKEA, comes the army of Amazon
"Dr Bright was having a slow day" *breaks glass, pulls alarm, wears riot gear and tells MTFs to be on high alert*
“Dr Bright was having a slow day”
Proceeds to waste millions of dollars and fight Jeff bezos
Keyword “was”
This story ended with an ending so unexpected I don’t know what’s next, a fanfic level of description. To then make a jab at Bezzos, to then make a MGR reference.
Certainly wasn’t expecting a Metal Gear Rising reference in this. Or Amazon being a huge personal military. Probably paid a lot less than they should be in this line of work.
But it’s probably just Dr. Bright having played too much MGR and seeing too many of the memes
I’m surprised some of the SCPs could even operate the phones they were given. But he really didn’t think to give temporary phones to them? Especially with 682 constantly destroying them
Dr. Ariel: "Believe it or not, Jack actually did conduct the experiment as told. He also got into big trouble with the 05 council. As for the rest of the story, well... let's just say Amazon had a lot of confused delivery drivers who couldn't remember their day.
I like that ending.
That’s actually a good ending
An ending in where Site (-REDACTED-) nearly ran out of the monthly supply of amnestics.
@@ElysionGear This guy gets it!
"A twenty-seven pound bucket of mac-n-cheese"
Now you have my attention.
If only it was more than that...
KFC romance novel: you had my interest
27 pound bucket of mac-n-cheese: now you have my attention
@@zaplane25 a 50 ton bucket of mac-n-cheese >V>
15:20 genuinely made me laugh
i lowkey wish the story was real
and i kinda wish bright actually gave the anomalies the toys they wanted
cuz i think that idea was rly good
Realistically, Bright wins in the end.
He just throws his medallion at Jeff and BOOM, the entire Amazon company falls into the Foundation's hand, with convenient direct connections to MC&D.
You rolled on 1 you missed
@@o5-4 also bozos has nanomachines son because its funny
@@o5-4 bad roll, you get beaten into the ground.
Nanomachines son
with the unfortunate downsides of being led by Dr. Bright himself...
Okay but Dr bright actually caring about young researchers is wholesome and I'm here for it
Agreed tbh
he doesn't
@@straenmusikant7402
I mean Bright probably does care at times, but most of the time I’m pretty sure he sees the young researchers as chaos tools
@@BroRUclipsRuinedMyUsername ACTUALLY, he just sees them as people who die like after a week
"Dr Bright is not allowed to blast new researchers with Death lasers after they lose their car keys." Or something like that
11:45 that is the most fitting voice I have ever heard
Dr. Bright could just throw the medallion into his opponents and win at any moment
Dr. Bright: "Catch!"
Opponent: "What? Aaah!"
**catches**
Dr. Bright: ”Well that was easy.”
Other Dr. Bright: "Yeah"
I'm sure that Dr. Bright played Metal Gear Rising before the Amazon incident and then makes his own story to the rookie researcher.
Indeed. That Senator Steven Bezos was priceless.
If they ever do make a Metal Gear Rising 2 game. Replace Senator Armstrong with someone that is basically Jeff Bezos and is an owner of the most powerful Online Store and Delivery service in the world. It would be more believable lol. Though the likelihood of there being a MGR2 is slim to none.....being how the company that owns the rights to Metal gear shift gears from making video games to Gambling and cheap terrible microtransaction mobile games. It won't happen...and I know Platinum Games made MGR but the future is not looking so....bright.
But what if Metal Gear Rising was based off of Dr. Bright vs Amazon?
Jack: Throws amulet
Jeff: grabs amulet
Jack: "what?"
Jeff: "nice amulet" breaks amulet
@@tuna8560 If Jeff is able to do that. He would be the most terrifying man in the universe. Not even 648 could kill Jeff or 343 wish him out of existence. The Scarlet King would yield to the man. The Angel would never stop him and Jeff would walk right through the gates.
The Amulet is quite literally indestructible. After all. The Foundation did test this.
Another thing Dr. Bright is not allowed to do. Visit, purchase or open any online retail stores, even with O5 permission. Thank the Scarlet King this was one of the more tame forays Jack had into the world wide web. Still loving the videos!
Your a scarlet child huh
Thank 343. The Scarlet King probably would've loved to see the Foundation taken over by Amazon.
The King would likely be the one to set up so many of the Foundation's trial and tribulations, in order to groom them into a worthy challenge for his time. A proxy would not have the honor of ending his most "annoying" adversary. Also Scarlet King < Hanged King/Ambassador of Alagadda.
Dont you love it that jeff bezos turned into Armstrong fro MGR:R
Now all we need is Wesker working for the Insurgency, and we have it made.
Abel’s wishlist wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be, and 2273’s was pretty wholesome
I’d like to think that in universe these are archived videos that are used to show the scps and the site stories to new recruits
Oh this stuff is absolutely perfect for D-class personnel, its bright and colorful with lots of dark humor tossed in.
5:36 I like to imagine Bright in 106's latest containment breach be like "wait wait wait, before you kill me, look at this funny video" and then 106 takes the phone and peacefully goes back to his containment chamber and 049 googling "how to buy humans"
How to buy a human, goes too the orphanage buys a child, then launch them
Dr. Bright: **buys something online**
Foundation: Yep, we're fucked.
Edit: Woah, thank you for all the likes!
Especially when the CEO is Senator Steven Bezos.
@@Dr.C.Shadow DR jack bright: why won`t you die
Senator steven Bezos : nanomachines son they harden in response to physical trauma you can't hurt me jack
If you are in the same site that Dr. Bright is in and then he gets an idea, you are most likely to be dead in next 24 hours
Uhh I had to buy a mini fridge for myself....I think I fucked Foundation again....whoops. - Dr Bright
lol
Jeff having his body enhanced by nano technology seems oddly familiar, I wonder where this idea came from…
A evil millionaire with nanomachines that make him ripped vs a quite exentric Jack
WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?
Imagine if this was like actual short animated shows, I love em how they are but imagine it was just casually on TV as a legit cartoon
"It's important not to dwell on our mistakes." Said by the immortal guy
When you're immortal, you have a lot of mistakes to dwell on.
@@alexrecrem9094 fr
EXACTLY. He'd know the importance of not dwelling more than ANYONE
@@alexrecrem9094Trueeeeeeeee
Of all that I have thought ways to contain SCP in fake scenarios I never thought about asking them “hey what do want on Amazon”
Am I the only one that finds Doctor Bright one of the more charismatic and charming researchers
When ordering things online, send them to PO Box REDACTED & not directly to Site 19. We’ve already had 3 postmen show up at the front door.(How did they even find us?) Dr. Bright is not to give directions to Site 19 to non-Foundation personnel.
Shhhhh - Dr Bright
Fr! How DID they find us????
When the foundation calls Amazons treatment of its workers appaling, it says something
Wonder what'd they say about UPS and no air conditioning vehicles?
I am so happy that I found your channel! I absolutely love your different comedic spin on SCP stories!
I love how O5-1 called him a piece of jewelry. I didn't notice that that's literally what he is until now.
Jeff: making the mother of all anomalies, can’t threat over every d-class jack.
Bright: not while you are purging the foundation.
"STANDING HEEEEEEEEEERE I REALIIIIIIIIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY!"
@@dasji2 BUT WHOSE TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE WILL BOTH AGREE.
@o5-6thegambler68 THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE, BUT IN THE END IT HAS BE THIS WAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!
I like to imagine someone at the foundation searched up SCP in amazon and finding a bunch of secret document's about the foundation and a couple scp's for sale!
The only 2 outcomes of this battle:
1. Dr. Bright did win a fight
2. Dr. Bright got considerably imaginative with his story and wanted to scare the newcomer
There 3 actualy
Standing here
I realize
You are just like me
Trying to make history
But who's to judge
The right from wrong
When our guard is down
I think we'll both agree
That violence breeds violence
But in the end it has to be this way
I've carved my own path
You followed your wrath
But maybe we're both the same
The world has turned
And so many have burned
But nobody is to blame
Yet staring across this barren wasted land
I feel new life will be born
Beneath the blood stained sand
Beneath the blood stained sand
Out of all the stuff that I’ve followed,Wolfenstien,Star Wars,fnaf,this series has the weirdest lore I’ve ever heard
Why can I see an alternative timeline where amazon didn’t know what the scp foundation was and just delivered the package?
that would be funny and strange at the same time
And none of their drivers even question it. No amnestics required.
@@AngelArcher17 honestly from what I've heard online about delivery driving, they've probably seen worse
I'm extremely confused as to why the Unkillable Lizard was one of the first, while the Plague Doctor was so late in the experiment! You'd think it'd be better to start with the less aggressive and more cooperative SCPs!
don't question bright, or your gonna get a headache quickly
Perhaps he wanted to try to comfort up or calm down the most pissed off Scp first to see how effective it would be Plague Doctor is pretty chill for the most part
It's Jack. He chose the most dangerous first.
@@thereallegitimatemontblanc i mean dr.bright has been thinking iof chasing 682 with a newspaper a rolling pin or a shoe like a dog when it bes bad, sure somwehere says he cant do that but did anyway.
Get the hardest ones out of the way first, I guess.
9:00 have that oversized bread pillow. It’s wonderful.
I'm getting the bread pillow then
14:38 time to breach 682
“Cant fret over every package, bright.”
Since he augmented himself with nanomachines
He should’ve said Jack instead of Bright
standing here, I realize, you were just like me, Trying to make historyyyyy. but whos to judge, from right from wrong? when our gruard is down i think we'll both agreeeee that vioooolence breeds vioooolence but in the end it has to be this waYYYYYYYYYYY
@@lukaschen3009 CORRECT DAMN IT
“this is canon. it must be. there is no denying that now, the SCP foundation has even leaked of it’s most horrible secret.”
im fine with it tho let dr bright leak scps secrets cause people get interested in that stuff like me too
I just want more scp amazon wishlists I could watch that all day. It's part of why SCP-261 is my favorite.
SCP-049 wanting a pigeon mask ontop of his bird skull mask is suprisingly wholesome and silly.
This is the most ridiculous thing that I've ever seen in my entire life.
I love it. More, please!
Ye lol
Honestly, this is the most human I ever saw most of these SCPS be, very interesting experiment, would love more of things like this.
The least chaotic idea I ever heard from Dr Bright, but he is Dr Bright, So he either lied, or something was bound to go wrong.
999s wishlist would be a bunch of candy, i'm calling it now.
9:57
Now here's something, i may have missed something on 049 but:
No mask would be able to fit over SCP-049's head due to his plague doctor mask, this however would be possible IF the plague doctor mask is actually a mask, which makes alot of sense due to the fact that 049 is capable of speech without having a mouht on his mask
This all seems pretty normal in the foundation but 049 using a phone with gloves is an entire scp within it self
I'm more surprised that someone like Abel would hold still on the rage long enough to consider a wish list. XD
Hey. Even a bloodthirst rage machine and likely the right hand of the Blood God, Khorn. Has some things he would like. I mean he can't pull out the latest and greatest of knife sharpers from his portal of deadliness.
10:57 I’ve also been thinking about buying those flip-flops
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Amazon got its own army.
"Nanomachines, son. They harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me, Jack." -Jeffrey Bezos 20⬛
YES I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 🤣
STAAANDING HEEEEERE I REAALIZE
HE WAS JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HIIIISTOOORYYYYY
BUT WHO’S TO JUUUDGE THE RIIGHT FROM WROOOONG
WHEN OUR GUAARD IIIIS DOOOWN I THINK WE’LL BOOOOTH AAAAAGREEEEE
THAT VIIIIIIIOLENCE BREEDS VIOOOOLENCE
BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY
YOU FOUND A USE FOR THE UNUSABLE EMOJI
*converts Bezos into a Bright*
Fuck i was going to say that! 🤣
"Making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack!"
Seriously, that 'battle' between Bright & Jeff Beezos reminds me of the fight between Raiden & Senator Armstrong!
I have this mental image of Jack humming It Has To Be This Way while rapidly punching Beezos' abdomen.
@@JessePrower Same here!
Amazon is similar to the scp foundation, both have underground bunkers full of items that may be considered weird and have employees that will be killed if they step out of line
Honestly I love Dr. Bright so much
Would've been the best thing ever if Bright got his amulet on Bezos and just took over Amazon
Edit: I'm also surprised that he hasn't learned, or created, a martial arts style which has the aim of placing an amulet, or necklace, on somebody's neck.
You just gave me idea - Dr Bright
“Who want’s to play Helicopter!?” - Dr. Bright.
As for fighting he’ll probably just swing his amulet around like how Ladybug does with her yo-yo. Or he just runs and taps opponents with the amulet.
@@AngelArcher17 why tf did that make me imagine Bright doing an MLB cosplay swinging his amulet around instead of the yoyo?
@@abadgurl2010 someone has to draw that and that someone is probably me if I find the time hlylhyöxäug
@@abadgurl2010 and he would call Kondraki “Hawkmoth” due to 408
My only question is why didn't Dr. Bright didn't try this Amazon experiment on SCP-999 or SCP-131?
no fun for the blob or the robots
Well 999 is the opposite of violent and also would probably just want a 2 lb bag of orange m&Ms or 10,000 ladybugs. (These are also things that you can buy on Amazon)
Scp-131 instances possess the mental capacity of household cats
@@NHH009 you can actualy buy 10K ladybugs? who would even buy that many XD?
@@tylerjones-davis6269 Farmers most likely because they eat aphids which can destroy some plants. Looking on Amazon now I don't see 10,000 but I see 9,000 live ladybugs for 60 bucks with free 2 day shipping.
He made Jeff touch the joy buzzer
He made Jeff touch the joy buzzer
Bezos really added nanomachines for augmentation? Guess it's another case of
"YOU CANT HURT ME JACK"
"WHY WONT YOU DIE?!"
"NANOMACHINES SON"
You know what the idea in general is actually a viable strategy, and hell it actually sounds very plausible that this did happen… at least until the part where Amazon tries to capture site 19.
Oh no! Dr. Bright left alone while shopping on Amazon! The Foundation is in trouble!
Yeah. Senator Steven Bezos is coming to the Foundation.
Literally we could use the same dialog on metal gear rising (the one that goes "why won't you die?
-nanomachines son... You can't hurt me Jack) for this video
Yeah, I can imagine it now, Amazon truck pulling over just outside this ominous looking building.....probably out in the back end of New Jersey "Yeah, I gotta delivery for one Dr. Bright"
*Dr. Bright:* "Why won't you die!"
*Jeff Bezos:* Nanomachines son, they harden through physical contact.
16:50
Little did Dr. Bright know that Bezos has *nanomachines, son!*
That harden in response to phisical trauma
So jack cant hurt him
11:00 it's perfect
We can touch grass
INDOORS
This is actually really sweet of Dr Bright to try to make the anomalies a little happier.
"The Amazon Incident" Luckily for Dr.Bright, only half of the story was true. I was privy to steal a look at the expense charges in HR department......They only show the "family friendly" items that where purchased.
Dr Bright: "Why wont you die?!"
Jeff: "Nanomachines, son."
They harden in response to physical trauma, you can't hurt me jack!
Okay, I can totally believe Dr. Bright would have such an ingenious idea only to fumble that damn hard.
A man named jack fighting an evil, rich business man with strength gotten by nano machines? I feel like I've heard this somewhere..
From SpongeBob
I can't be the only one who caught the Bo Burnham's "Inside" reference right? "CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964, Bezos, Jeffrey Bezos."
You aren't 😭 I was looking for this comment omgds
OH MY GOSH FINALLY, SOMEONE ELSE NOTICEEDDDD
I remember seeing something on a subreddit showing a post saying
“I made this while drunk, Not sure what it does, Not testing it out”
Perhaps it can destroy 682.
me too
SCP-106: Like I said. Kids are cruel, Jack.
‘Bezoar however forced his muscles so inhumanly hard that his short and vest exploded into shreds revealing his surprisingly swole physique underneath. Little did dr bright know that Jeff be so gas augmented his body with nanomachibes’ best sentence of the century, a close second ‘Jack you overhyped piece of gassy jewelry what have you done this time’
Amazon having a hand in selling to literally anything with a mild intelligence is the least bizarre thing here.
The fact that there's an MTF dedicated to leprechauns, makes this irishman, quite happy.
Amazon even being one of the most popular Companies in the world it still has an anomalous effect: Always destroying your package before you get it.
Bright: "WHY WONT YOU DIE"
Bezos: "NANOMACHINES SON, THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA"
Bezos: "YOU CANT HURT ME JACK"
15:30 I CAN HEAR THE SONG IN MY HEAD
SAME i love this channel for the reference 😭
Jeffrey
Yet another reason why I absolutely adore Jack Bright
Man, I can never get enough of this channel
Sip 999 be like:
27 pound bag of sugar, family sized jolly ranchers bag, a flipping octopus with both sides happy