Rule 38 of things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do: SCP speed dating never happened. Any one who claims to remember such an event should report to Site Command for administration of Class A amnesiac.
@@evangonzalez7732 I hear what you're saying but having a relationship that might actually be emotionally healthy is not exactly the first thing I'd imagine doing In an organization that "fixes" trauma with mind erasing amnestics just saying.
Its already in the list. Ive seen it. Quote “doctor bright is not allowed too do spc speed dating. It was a bad idea from the beginning were not doing it again”
"I think I can recall this...can I have some more amnesics? I have vague memories of SCP speed dating...I don't want to recall the date I had with SCP 049..." -Doctor Bright, probably.
The main voice actor of this channel is really talented, like seriously he does so many voices, it's so cool to see him go from monotone and professional to dating show host.
I like to imagine after Dr Bright was banned from hosting SCP speed dating they would do something like this while thinking they never said anything about dating game shows.
Yes true also the foundation may have problems with people asking to date their favourite scp One of those people is me because I just want a date with scp 076-2
Dr Bright is the only truly acceptable answer on this list. He’s such a freaking mad lad and I’m here for the chaos he brings to everything and everyone. I will help him get that super rare Pokémon card
Hey hunter, I love your content. Ik it sounds generic and ik you've probably already heard it before but your content is what cheers me up when I'm down. Ive been going through a lot of stress with relationship problems, family issues, and school. But your content always cheers me up. I doubt you'll see this but I just wanted to say thanks
scp 999 is like a golden retriever: perfect personality, adorable...as a pet rather than a romantic partner, who the heck let 999 onto a dating show anyways?
@@andysnider6984 funfact: dr clef once dated 173 tho he kept complimenting 173 about his looks (3 dclasses were held at gunpoint it observe the statue)
Holy shit when I thought SCP is the ONE fandom where shipping is non-existent (except for some circustamnces like the love boats), I find myself here, proven wrong xD
10:00 gave me another idea for a thing that Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation: "Dr. Bright is not allowed to organize an eating contest between Mr Hungry and Fernand the cannibal." It started normally but then the situation escalated when Fernand and Mr Hungry started to fight. The destruction caused by them led to a lot of containment breaches. Alisha N (they're in the comments below) have an idea how it went on.
It took 34 courses and over 700 lbs of food each until ferndand passed out in an apparent food coma notable is the use of scp 604 which Ferdinand noted as "his old set of dining where"
And 3/4 of the containment sight being devoured in the process and the documents not backed up on computers are now going through the digestive tracts of thees 2 scp's.....lol
I'll take MalO. Comforting to know you'll never be alone again. Them not being murderous is also quite nice. I feel like most of the rest of the cast would get annoying or try to kill me. MalO being more the silent type means no arguments here! :D
Same here, I mean you have someone you can talk with and never leave you. I mean being stalked is a thing, so be it. But furry, hmm that.... Well she cute so forget about she is ....
@@anonymoussoul3462 Blursed = blessed + cursed. Bedroom eyes = the kind of eye contact that says "You're smoking hot -- let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel."
@@AtheistPirate 😳 So...I looked up "Bedroom Eyes" and.......! Wow! SCP-106(Lawrence)is a complete flirt/romantic type! Bedroom Eyes/Bedroom Expression: A flirty, sensual, romantic expression a individual makes at a certain person; expressing they want to flirt with them or grab their attention as to symbolize/sign they are into said certain person. Basically, an expression the so-called individual makes to a certain other person to tell them that they are interested in said person. (Definition is from Urban Dictionary)
Me: thank you the amnestics, I need to burn this from my brain and eyes tool because I'll be in big trouble if someone found about this *shrudders* dating sim
I'd go with the invisible women, for the most part she's a regular person. she's not homicidal but she's also down to create mischief. Wouldn't mind hanging out with dimension hopper, plague doctor and lord black wood. I'd imagine they would make great conversation
Dr. Bright would be fun to hang out with. I also wouldn't mind seeing if I could have a chat with the Lizard. I'm sure he has a lot of fun stories he could share about his life.
Honestly the Water Nymph seems really nice, and she could really stand to have someone treat her right after the foundation traumatized her. I'd want to date her or Motormouth. I can't recall the name of the story (clown milk?) but he was extremely kind and dedicated to his friend, and genuinely seems like an interesting person. Dr. Bright seems fun but let be real no one is getting through the emotional wall that man has built.
I will summarize it for you, my dear users: 096, 303: the shy ones 😉 1867: the interesting ones 🥰 1471, 953, 527: the furries 🤨 2396, 049, 173 2094, 2800, 2094: the cosplayers 🤔 001 The Scarlet King: my sugar daddy 😎 507: the traveler 😗 347: the one with great sense of humor ☺ 2430: Mein Fuhrer 😳 682: the sadomasochist 😈 054, 056, 136: the dominatrix 🙈 2030: the eccentric 🙄 999: just beautiful 🤩 352: the cougar 😏 1879, Mr Deeds: the hardworking man 🤑 106, 343, 082 and Dr Bright: the tasty old men 🥵🥵
Imagine Bright going to every D-class and asking if they're single, then making the ones that are contestants because "SCPs need love too" and the Foundation "is standing in the way of true love"
Wow, 1867 is such a distinguished gentleman that certainly knows how to treat a lad/lady/unknown entity.... but unfortunately my heart belongs to that tall, dark, handsome dilf the Scarlet King.
There's definitely some SCPs missing from this list that I'd actually consider dating - since I enjoy both food and nice music, I'm pretty sure I'd get along well with SCP-5031. I just need to be careful of his tails' edges and make sure wherever I live is decently big there. I guess out of the ones listed through, I'll go with Dr. Bright as we can probably bond over the fact we both can be emotional distant from other people at times due to past events. And I'm not fond of visiting any sort of therapist, so I'd probably be understanding of him not wanting to visit one ever. Maybe we can have some coffee drinks together instead.
The dimension hopping guy probably WOULD be really super interesting especially since he's generally sane as far as we know, and that can't be said about all SCPs.
Fangirl: "I love you, SCP 682!" SCP 682: "You find me attractive?! Dear 343 WHY?!" **Furious escaping noise*** "I RELENT! I WILL BE GOOD! JUST LEMME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!" Foundation Personnel: "Finally a weakness!"
SCP-999 isn't a bachelor, he is the "pet" that you love more than anything in this world. I mean seriously he is basically a blob with the personality of an ordinary puppy.
I don't think you can actually make physical contact with it mate. but you definitely will have its undivided attention whenever you want (and even don't want). But who knows? Maybe if you run a phone with MalO on it through 914 on "Fine" or "Very Fine" it'll make its effects more physically tangible. Honestly I find 1471's design very charming so I wouldn't mind too much either way and it seems to be pretty docile.
Heck, would be interesting to watch the date unfold with quotes similar to what SCP magazine gave, something like: "If you love a yandere type that attacks every woman in her sight, then you're in luck", since, well, she IS a yandere, goddamn.
I love how half of the comments in this video are pointing out how there's a rule for Dr. Bright where "SCP Speed Dating never happened" yet here we are.
The only thing she hates is being referred to as only a sexual object rather than a terrifying monster, unlike what most anime communities and old Japanese folktales would refer to most Kitsunes (Japanese Nine-Tailed Foxes). The one that hates being called a "fox" is actually SCP-953's daughter named "Hoya" Leader of the KR Branch of the Serpent's Hand.
Uh yeah I think y’all forgot some bachelors and bachelorettes I’m talking That maniac dream boat 076-2 aka Abel His equally hot older brother 073 aka Cain His fairly cute collage 105 aka Iris A guy who just needs someone to understand him 1504 aka Joe Schmo A gal who can take on pretty much anything 275 aka Nadia A guy who just needs someone to ease the pain 203 aka Legion And lastly A guy who wants someone to remember him 1467 aka Mr. Smith Btw some of the supposed bachelors and bachelorettes you mentioned are already taken so you got some explaining
Honestly 1471 seems like he/she/they would be a great lover. Honestly never understood why it’s seen as scary. It make me happy, as I know I have someone there with me
"But, come on, you can change him!" is a phrase that some of my friends take WAY too seriously. >:( (And some of their exes are just as cold-blooded and disdainful as 682, but you didn't hear it from me.)
I’d like to spend time with Cassy (085). She desperately needs some love and support, and I’d gladly give it to her. Bar none, my favorite underrated SCP. Another good choice is Ms J (5094) due to her educational factor. I can learn great things from her, and she’s a total sweetheart. If I had to choose any of the SCPs in this video only, I’d go with MalO (1471). I can handle the creepy appearance since I know she doesn’t mean any harm. The real challenge would being able to handle the constant watching me. I won’t be scared, though: I mean that it can get annoying after a bit. Hopefully I can work with it sooner than later. Or Claudia (347). She’s basically an adult version of the Invisible Girl from MHA, and said invisibility seems to be her only anomaly. She’s otherwise a normal woman, and seems fun to be around. And 999 is self explanatory: everyone loves the bloop.
Thanks, now I'm wondering about what would happen if someone requested Mr. Deeds to.. be intimate with them. This is not where I wanted my Tuesday afternoon to go.
Tbh though, I'd love to date Dr Bright. I'm always game for some some unconventional humor, I feel like prank wars would be great, and I could probably bond with him over past trauma. Besides, I'm the kind of person that will indulge the 'class clown' side, while still deeply caring for the person and their true wellbeing as well. I also really just wanna give this man a hug, he sounds like he needs it.
Rule 38 of things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do:
SCP speed dating never happened. Any one who claims to remember such an event should report to Site Command for administration of Class A amnesiac.
Yes, looking for this, was going to post it if couldn’t.
not anymore
Did he try hooking up with 953?
Hey I’m practicing remembering the rules for Dr Bright (thanks for refreshing me on Rule 38 btw!) but could ya refresh me on Rule 34 of Dr Bright?
@@Takodachi-di4bj rule 34 Dr. Bright is not allowed to challenge anyone to a duel, and then give them SCP-572.
The Scarlett King being a dilf is something I’d never thought would cross my mind
OH. MY. GOSH.
Daddy material that could end creation ❤️✨😆
I mean, considering his lore and the bullshit he does, is fitting
Ayo
LMAOOOO
They totally miss some character who could get into the dating show. Abel, Gorefield, Teenage Cthulhu, The Possessive Mask are just a few examples.
Oh god some people simp for the possessive mask, but yea I was expecting him to get on the list especially cause it's been recorded him being flirty
I was expecting to have abel here actually
@@snailinashell I can hear it now "A toxic relationship that just can't last" yep nothing questionable there.
Yeah, those are nice, but everyone knows that scp 999 is the best bachelor, hands down.
@@evangonzalez7732 I hear what you're saying but having a relationship that might actually be emotionally healthy is not exactly the first thing I'd imagine doing In an organization that "fixes" trauma with mind erasing amnestics just saying.
"The Scarlet King is a DILF" is not a thought I was expecting to have today
"Was expecting"🧐
@@velvetrose5385 ?
@@velvetrose5385 "is *not* a thought i was expecting"
Lol
@@RR-js9dj It was a joke lol
If the next “Dr. Bright isn’t allowed” video isn’t the Speed Dating one then I’ll be disappointed
And they promptly unlist this video, leaving it as a link in the description of the dr bright video
Sad part is, compared to Bright, every relationship is speed dating 😭
Its already in the list. Ive seen it. Quote “doctor bright is not allowed too do spc speed dating. It was a bad idea from the beginning were not doing it again”
The Channel shouldn't be allowed to show 2030s eyes!
I'll be too.I love dr.bright.
Narrator: "Dr. Bright has severe trauma."
Dr. Bright in the video: *vibing*
That is his personality
I'm really surprised that Cassy (SCP-085) didn't make it on the show with a line about her never thinking you're too shallow, when she is 2D.
I'll take the 096 option
its just paper
Scp 3090
Also scp 811 swamp woman deserve a chance
I’d love to date her: she needs the love and support. I’d hug her if I could.
"Doctor Bright is no longer allowed to organize any manner of dating game show."
Not surprising 😂
I'm not surprise too
😅
Why must you hurt me in this way.
@@jackbright6290 They can't do anything other than just make a new restricions anyways
THEY CAN'T STOP YOU
"I think I can recall this...can I have some more amnesics? I have vague memories of SCP speed dating...I don't want to recall the date I had with SCP 049..."
-Doctor Bright, probably.
@@gigglingfetusfqrt who gave Dr bright internet access?!
I wanna steal 049
The main voice actor of this channel is really talented, like seriously he does so many voices, it's so cool to see him go from monotone and professional to dating show host.
Hunter is very good at his job
We all love him
Yeah I agree
His name is Hunter, He has a channel called Limenade.
@@MORNINGSTAR827 cool I didn't know that yet I watch limenade lol
Go to his meme channel called limeanade
682: “YOU’RE DISGUSTING! AND YOU’RE DISGUSTING! AND YOU-
-you’re comin’ with me, handsome.”
Bruhh
Lol
Every fanfiction in a nutshell
Said the masochistic furry.
Yes, fanon is cringe
I like to imagine after Dr Bright was banned from hosting SCP speed dating they would do something like this while thinking they never said anything about dating game shows.
Yes true also the foundation may have problems with people asking to date their favourite scp
One of those people is me because I just want a date with scp 076-2
Dr Bright is the only truly acceptable answer on this list. He’s such a freaking mad lad and I’m here for the chaos he brings to everything and everyone.
I will help him get that super rare Pokémon card
Well hope you have ten human souls to give him
@@blu.draigon should be easy enough to get. They’re laying around everywhere after all
@@knitt_whitt Dr. Bright could just take ur own body at any moment and that's the end
he is also the only actual human
@@lbhersch1556 He is actually not since his consciousness is in that medalion
He's basically SCP-963 now
I see Dr Bright is at it again. Making a dating show for the scps. Knowing his love for dating shows and pranks this is definitely his doing
049's part got me rolling
-"and if you want him to heal you more, he's got his magic touch!"
LMAO
Any time I can break out the announcer voice you know it’s gonna be a great episode.
E N J O Y
That was *amazing* thank you hunter
Also I'm subscribed to your channel *limenade*
Hey hunter, I love your content. Ik it sounds generic and ik you've probably already heard it before but your content is what cheers me up when I'm down. Ive been going through a lot of stress with relationship problems, family issues, and school. But your content always cheers me up. I doubt you'll see this but I just wanted to say thanks
You're a saint
My man, I must know… who would YOU date from this list 👀
scp 999 is like a golden retriever: perfect personality, adorable...as a pet rather than a romantic partner, who the heck let 999 onto a dating show anyways?
DOCTOR BRIGHT
I think SCP 999 just wanted to be included.
having him as a romantic partner would be weird since hes a lil baby goo man lil baby lil baby man you know?
imagining scp999 dating scarlet king owo
@@impedrofr imagining scp999 dating scarlet king owo
"682 is ready to hate with you!"
My best friend in hatred.
Just imagine that the scp counsel actually decides to try and get d-class to flirt with the Anomalies and see what happens. “For science!”
Bright: What are the results?
Me: Everyone's dead.
Bright: Oh... Well, whoops.
And what happens if some horrible scps get in the mood with some smooth jazz in the background?
They go insane.
Dammit Dr. Bright
"Now this looks like a job for me"
And that's how I fell in love with a hard to kill reptile.
Sounds like an anime title, or a weird romcom book
_because it is_
LOL
And that's how I fell in love with a plague doctor
He’s the only reason I even like SCP. I’m not a furry (that’s a lie) but… I would plow him like a cornfield.
I will forever stand by the fact that Mr. deed is the perfect partner.
i fucking agree
The Crazy Videos on this channel are the best tbh. It is way too much fun, the Chaos is way too interesting.
Yes
Yeah, I like the Chaos.
Butterfly effect
@@luciferdontreadmydescription It's when you change something in the past and it changes pesent
this just feels like an attempt to get rid of the dangerous SCPs
By getting them laid?
I mean.. they did terminate the old man by getting him laid
yes
@@Tikialia what did they comment its deleted
@@Tikialia In the story Scp 001 EX a good boy, scp 106 gets laid and classified as terminated
If you're blind then maybe dating the shy guy is perfect for you
This sounds like something Dr. Bright would do...
I'd choose SCP-999 to be my best buddy, because his abilities are pretty handy...
Same
Rule 38 of things dr bright is not allowed to do : scp speed dating never happend
@@phillazarus6556 anyone who recalls such an event are to report themselves to receive class A amnestics.
isn't scp-999 a child still?
@@scp_67 Oh, right... in that case, I'll choose 999 as my best friend
the guy that's dating literally every scp should be counted as an scp as well holy molly
Especially if he/she/it survives all of them.
@@andysnider6984 funfact: dr clef once dated 173 tho he kept complimenting 173 about his looks (3 dclasses were held at gunpoint it observe the statue)
@smxisrainpYT TBH it was just a fantasy of a 12 year old soooo
@smxisrainpYT you
"he spends most of his time hiding his face and crying uncontrollably in the corner of his room"
same bro, same.
I'd probably have to go with Cactus Man. He sounds like he'd be the perfect guy: kind, loving, and low-maintenance
Cactus
Cactus
Are talking about djkaktus?
Oh wait, you’re talking about the…nvm.
Stop being sussy
he’s also scottish
I lost it when I saw 049 sitting like that,
Something about the image of him sitting like a refined lady is just hilarious
He has a lot of education, he speaks French what’s not to love? 😉
I love how they're just completely ignoring the fact that some of the SCPs being contested here are practically lethal.
*brings in Hitler*
"Kidding! Even we wouldn't stoop that low."
*brings in the hateful, immortal, perpetually acid soaked lizard*
Seems reasonable
Lizard kinda cute tho
@maned wolf with a gmail account ehhhhh......
@Green mesa worse then a immortal hatefull lizard who hate life its self and want it destroyd
Lizard doesn't discriminate, he hates all humans equally
@@mig6789 true
Holy shit when I thought SCP is the ONE fandom where shipping is non-existent (except for some circustamnces like the love boats), I find myself here, proven wrong xD
Scp 035 x scp 049 is a common ship
*Mal0 wants to know your location*
@@goldenaceking4471 bro wtf
Shipping is inevitable no matter what fandom.
@@alligatorwithinternetacess3972 I know it's weird
That feeling when you think it was dr. Bright's idea
I was hoping SCP-035 will also be on the list
Fun fact: Dr. Clef once dated SCP 173. The D-Class in attendance are still waiting for their class A amnesiacs.
so much for rule 38.
Dr clef kept complimenting 173 about his looks and three d classes were held at gunpoint to keep a eye on 173, I think clef is going insane
@@ihatethatrepairmen4255 Dr Clef admitted that it was done to scare the d class.
Can you send link?
@@USELESSDCK it kinda just proved that dr bright is not the only dr involved in SCP speed dating
10:00 gave me another idea for a thing that Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation:
"Dr. Bright is not allowed to organize an eating contest between Mr Hungry and Fernand the cannibal."
It started normally but then the situation escalated when Fernand and Mr Hungry started to fight. The destruction caused by them led to a lot of containment breaches.
Alisha N (they're in the comments below) have an idea how it went on.
It took 34 courses and over 700 lbs of food each until ferndand passed out in an apparent food coma notable is the use of scp 604 which Ferdinand noted as "his old set of dining where"
:/
And 3/4 of the containment sight being devoured in the process and the documents not backed up on computers are now going through the digestive tracts of thees 2 scp's.....lol
@@paulflint4620 don't you mean kiloton's of food or 700b lbs
@@AlishaN-yh5nf why would a single sight have so much food
I was more surprised by the part of the scarlet king having a human partner, not even I expected to see something like this, this surprise was good
I'll take MalO. Comforting to know you'll never be alone again. Them not being murderous is also quite nice. I feel like most of the rest of the cast would get annoying or try to kill me. MalO being more the silent type means no arguments here! :D
(sudden realization)
Same here, I mean you have someone you can talk with and never leave you. I mean being stalked is a thing, so be it. But furry, hmm that.... Well she cute so forget about she is ....
You just love furrys
@@BearyArcticly they have simple desires
well after a certain amount of time you can touch her or him
I’d take SCP-096. I have a blindfold and I’m interested in introverts.
_especially the deadly kind_
Honestly? Same I just want to give him a hug ;-;
Same, he deserves a little love
I'm right here /j /j /j
I feel like a blind person can have a chance with 096
quiet kid is for u then
Another thing Dr. Bright is not allowed to do is host a dating show over the multiverse
I like to think the Scarlet King would have an extremely dedicated and loving relationship with a Human, just to throw us for a loop.
Agreed 💯
He does. Guess their name.
SK already metaphysically f*cked humans multiple times
@@jackbright6290 Dr. Bright, are you allowed to have a RUclips channel and talk about SCP stuff?
@@urboisammy2323 No
SCP-106 making bedroom eyes is quite possibly the most blursed thing I've ever seen.
🤨
What do you mean? Also..."Bedroom Eyes"? What is that?
@@anonymoussoul3462
Blursed = blessed + cursed.
Bedroom eyes = the kind of eye contact that says "You're smoking hot -- let's do it like they do on the Discovery channel."
@@AtheistPirate
😳
So...I looked up "Bedroom Eyes" and.......! Wow! SCP-106(Lawrence)is a complete flirt/romantic type!
Bedroom Eyes/Bedroom Expression: A flirty, sensual, romantic expression a individual makes at a certain person; expressing they want to flirt with them or grab their attention as to symbolize/sign they are into said certain person.
Basically, an expression the so-called individual makes to a certain other person to tell them that they are interested in said person.
(Definition is from Urban Dictionary)
I mean he was the only one I think that brought a flower for his turn for the show
Honestly the slug one doesn’t sound bad, it sounds like the beginning of a fantasy adventure movie
" Oh great another one? Let me guess, you saw the scp speed dating? yeah yeah just take these amnestics and you'll be fine "
"Dr. Bright again?"
YOU WILL NEVER MAKE ME FORGET!
Me: thank you the amnestics, I need to burn this from my brain and eyes tool because I'll be in big trouble if someone found about this *shrudders* dating sim
I'd go with the invisible women, for the most part she's a regular person. she's not homicidal but she's also down to create mischief.
Wouldn't mind hanging out with dimension hopper, plague doctor and lord black wood. I'd imagine they would make great conversation
“Her hobbies include cannibalism” is a violently delightful phrase.
Dr. Bright would be fun to hang out with. I also wouldn't mind seeing if I could have a chat with the Lizard. I'm sure he has a lot of fun stories he could share about his life.
Which ones the Lizard?
@@generalcrab0009 683
@@fhayedomingo4888 ah ok thanks
@@fhayedomingo4888 682
@@fhayedomingo4888 its scp682
This is weird, but I realize that's the whole purpose of SCPs.
Honestly the Water Nymph seems really nice, and she could really stand to have someone treat her right after the foundation traumatized her. I'd want to date her or Motormouth. I can't recall the name of the story (clown milk?) but he was extremely kind and dedicated to his friend, and genuinely seems like an interesting person.
Dr. Bright seems fun but let be real no one is getting through the emotional wall that man has built.
O5 Council: The SCP dating game NEVER NEVER happened and anyone that says otherwise should report for Amnestic treatment IMMEDIATELY
Me who's has eyes burning: I need one too
Me already planning to break into the foundation to befriend 682, 096, 049 and the possesive mask there is definately no SCP dating game
Well actually...
@@jackbright6290 O5 Council: IT NEVER HAPPENED!
@@1990loulou I have video evidence.
"He absolutely knows everything about everything."
343 looking at 682: "I have no idea what the fuck that thing is."
"He's not one of mine"
343 can't even see 682
To be fair, We all don't know what the fuck that thing is, Hell we don't even know how or where it got adaptation ability!
@@O--bl9ve It's Scarlet King's child
@@narrativeless404 Make sense, Very.
I will summarize it for you, my dear users:
096, 303: the shy ones 😉
1867: the interesting ones 🥰
1471, 953, 527: the furries 🤨
2396, 049, 173 2094, 2800, 2094: the cosplayers 🤔
001 The Scarlet King: my sugar daddy 😎
507: the traveler 😗
347: the one with great sense of humor ☺
2430: Mein Fuhrer 😳
682: the sadomasochist 😈
054, 056, 136: the dominatrix 🙈
2030: the eccentric 🙄
999: just beautiful 🤩
352: the cougar 😏
1879, Mr Deeds: the hardworking man 🤑
106, 343, 082 and Dr Bright: the tasty old men 🥵🥵
nah 2340 is the one nobody choose
Stalin would lol
The transition to each SCP is so clean and funny
Yeah it's hilarious and I love it 💕
Lol yes.
They use SCP-914 to make videos more "fine"
"A dating game? Why would we have a dating g- *WHERE'S BRIGHT?!?!"*
Imagine Bright going to every D-class and asking if they're single, then making the ones that are contestants because "SCPs need love too" and the Foundation "is standing in the way of true love"
Before I clicked on it I said "Oh great what did Dr. Bright do now?"
thats crazy bro
Wow, 1867 is such a distinguished gentleman that certainly knows how to treat a lad/lady/unknown entity.... but unfortunately my heart belongs to that tall, dark, handsome dilf the Scarlet King.
same here man...
a dilf indeed, i bet he would be great at cuddling
Broken God all the way
Yes
Agreed
There's definitely some SCPs missing from this list that I'd actually consider dating - since I enjoy both food and nice music, I'm pretty sure I'd get along well with SCP-5031. I just need to be careful of his tails' edges and make sure wherever I live is decently big there.
I guess out of the ones listed through, I'll go with Dr. Bright as we can probably bond over the fact we both can be emotional distant from other people at times due to past events. And I'm not fond of visiting any sort of therapist, so I'd probably be understanding of him not wanting to visit one ever. Maybe we can have some coffee drinks together instead.
The dimension hopping guy probably WOULD be really super interesting especially since he's generally sane as far as we know, and that can't be said about all SCPs.
Gonna have to go with 049, smart, cool accent, kind of docile, and he has a cool bag.
Con: You're dead.
He also has a "killer" touch.
*badummm tssssss*
Now I'm wondering how many scp fanfictions are gonna be created just because of this video
Hundreds already exists
Ikr! It’s so cursed!😂
@@scp_67 Wait…WHAT?😱
@@haxozr it just the way the internet works
@@scp_67 I know but how many more will be made?
"Frenchman - so you know he's a natural romantic"
I'm french and I can confirm this
Fangirl: "I love you, SCP 682!"
SCP 682: "You find me attractive?! Dear 343 WHY?!" **Furious escaping noise*** "I RELENT! I WILL BE GOOD! JUST LEMME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!"
Foundation Personnel: "Finally a weakness!"
Doctor bright:BRING IN THE FAN GIRLS!
682:NOOOOOOOOO!
999:*grabs lever*
682:...You wouldn't
999:*winks*
I love you
I will kill you
Eh im depressed anyways…..
@@timothysteele7346 He will.
SCP speed dating never happened. Any one who claims to remember such an event should report to Site Command for administration of Class A amnesiac.
I need that ASAP. the nightmares are worse than that sleep killer monster
*amnestic
the puns killed me faster than the scps did
Now I am convinced that Hunter is Dr Bright.
You are not alone
There’s nothing proving that he isn’t👀
SCP-999 isn't a bachelor, he is the "pet" that you love more than anything in this world. I mean seriously he is basically a blob with the personality of an ordinary puppy.
i can see bright drunk as hell trying to tell clef all of this lol
Jack Bright is just trying to find a mate since he can't use 963 for recreation or procreation purposes anymore.
Hey well goodluck to dr bright cause its gonna tk
Take decades
SCP-953 would be the perfect mate for Dr Bright 😏
SCP speed dating never happened, anyone who claims to remember such an event should report to site command for class A amnesiac
Sign i go get them
Can i get terminated ?
Ot approved get ready for termination in 1 2 3 target termination
@@sherifgamleldin1277 time to say goodbye
@@sherifgamleldin1277 *loads gun*
I just love evil eldritch 'be not afraid' demons! This is absolutely perfect
I'd definitely go with 1471, gotta love that soft fur and appealing attention
WE KNOW THIS IS YOU DR.BRIGHT!!
@@Faust-d2o mayhaps it is, but only time will tell
I don't think you can actually make physical contact with it mate. but you definitely will have its undivided attention whenever you want (and even don't want).
But who knows? Maybe if you run a phone with MalO on it through 914 on "Fine" or "Very Fine" it'll make its effects more physically tangible.
Honestly I find 1471's design very charming so I wouldn't mind too much either way and it seems to be pretty docile.
If your depressed okay But ^
@@Faust-d2o so there's multiple doctor bright?
Honestly, with so many other possible picks of SCP for dating such as SCP-847 (The Mannequin), we need a sequel to this cause why not?
Heck, would be interesting to watch the date unfold with quotes similar to what SCP magazine gave, something like: "If you love a yandere type that attacks every woman in her sight, then you're in luck", since, well, she IS a yandere, goddamn.
Imagine all the kinks Mr.Deeds can do
I let out an audible "ohhh nooo" when SCP 1471 came up
I refuse to think about it again
(evil cackle)
all that r34 really sticks in your mind huh
I love how half of the comments in this video are pointing out how there's a rule for Dr. Bright where "SCP Speed Dating never happened" yet here we are.
Dr. Bright: “Unreasonable Laughter”
Man
After i started explaining to my friend about SCP my friend kept talking about a SCP dating game thet he saw holy crap man
Which dating game? There are a lot of them. -including scp speed dating-
@@USELESSDCK he told me that it was a game where you used a pair of glasses that turned any SCP into a anime girl
That is all i know about that
God I love this channel so much, never stops to suprising me. Can't wait for more.
Dammit Bright revoke Dr.Brights dating access. Clearly, this has Bright Ritten all over it
All fun and games until 682 actually manages to get into a successful healthy relationship with someone or something besides hate and death.
If that was possible
YEAH HE EITHER GOT REALITY WARPED, MIND MANIPULATED OR PLAYING WITH OUR MIND!
5:36
Doesn’t she hate it when people call her a Fox and NOT a Nine Tailed Fox?
HUNTER RUN
The only thing she hates is being referred to as only a sexual object rather than a terrifying monster, unlike what most anime communities and old Japanese folktales would refer to most Kitsunes (Japanese Nine-Tailed Foxes).
The one that hates being called a "fox" is actually SCP-953's daughter named "Hoya" Leader of the KR Branch of the Serpent's Hand.
@@rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 Where i can find this tale ?
Kumiho is what she prefers to be called.
Female Kurama XD
@@narrativeless404 Watch out, she also hates being mistaken for any of the other Nine-Tailed Foxes. XD
Instructions unclear: I am now matchmaking Alto Clef and Jack Bright
As soon as I saw this video pop up in a notification, I immediately thought, 'what in the world?'
Taking the "it's complicated" relationship status to a whole new level
1:06 "but if you're patient, kind, [and completely blind]"
LOL
"How about a date with immortal Hitler clone? Nah! Even we didn't stoop that low!"
That joke really burn!
This entire video feels like we are watching something that is soon to be added to "things dr. bright is not allowed to do" list.
Guess you were right
I can smell the inner-workings of Jack Bright rolling off this video LMAOOOO
0:02-O5 council after seeing this: *Let's capture and contain true love*
We did contained it.
Uh yeah I think y’all forgot some bachelors and bachelorettes
I’m talking
That maniac dream boat 076-2 aka Abel
His equally hot older brother 073 aka Cain
His fairly cute collage 105 aka Iris
A guy who just needs someone to understand him 1504 aka Joe Schmo
A gal who can take on pretty much anything 275 aka Nadia
A guy who just needs someone to ease the pain 203 aka Legion
And lastly
A guy who wants someone to remember him 1467 aka Mr. Smith
Btw some of the supposed bachelors and bachelorettes you mentioned are already taken so you got some explaining
Honestly 1471 seems like he/she/they would be a great lover. Honestly never understood why it’s seen as scary. It make me happy, as I know I have someone there with me
11:37 Rick and Morty and SCP crossover is officially confirmed
...I think the thumbnail used for this video is the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on your channel.
Dr. Clef is gonna be angry if someone has their eyes on SCP 173
"But, come on, you can change him!" is a phrase that some of my friends take WAY too seriously. >:(
(And some of their exes are just as cold-blooded and disdainful as 682, but you didn't hear it from me.)
(Don't even get me started with some of their interactions with 056. I'd kill for them to finally commit to someone nicer, like the Scarlet King.)
Why am i not surprised that Dr bright was in this!?
Bright has a lot to explain he probably came up with this!
the fact they didnt change the dude showcasing the relationships so alot of them were like a gay couple is amazing 😭🤚
I’d like to spend time with Cassy (085). She desperately needs some love and support, and I’d gladly give it to her. Bar none, my favorite underrated SCP. Another good choice is Ms J (5094) due to her educational factor. I can learn great things from her, and she’s a total sweetheart.
If I had to choose any of the SCPs in this video only, I’d go with MalO (1471). I can handle the creepy appearance since I know she doesn’t mean any harm. The real challenge would being able to handle the constant watching me. I won’t be scared, though: I mean that it can get annoying after a bit. Hopefully I can work with it sooner than later.
Or Claudia (347). She’s basically an adult version of the Invisible Girl from MHA, and said invisibility seems to be her only anomaly. She’s otherwise a normal woman, and seems fun to be around.
And 999 is self explanatory: everyone loves the bloop.
Yes. Everyone loves the bloop
bro i'd fuck any of them tbh (only the ones that are in this video)
Thanks, now I'm wondering about what would happen if someone requested Mr. Deeds to.. be intimate with them. This is not where I wanted my Tuesday afternoon to go.
I’d imagine he’d comply, but wouldn’t feel any real attraction to whoever requested it from him. He would only do it because he was asked to.
Great now I'm thinking about it😃
I am now having the exact same thoughts. It is also a Tuesday. Gobbless
Tbh though, I'd love to date Dr Bright. I'm always game for some some unconventional humor, I feel like prank wars would be great, and I could probably bond with him over past trauma. Besides, I'm the kind of person that will indulge the 'class clown' side, while still deeply caring for the person and their true wellbeing as well. I also really just wanna give this man a hug, he sounds like he needs it.
Its episodes like this, where Hunter can just go wild and have the most fun with his voice over talent that I live for.