The Senile Scribbles: Skyrim Parody - Part 9

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  • Опубликовано: 29 янв 2025

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  • @apallo.11
    @apallo.11 9 лет назад +1262

    "There's Alchemy here."
    Best pickup line ever

    • @Poetabrasileiro
      @Poetabrasileiro 9 лет назад +28

      +Nightingale007 Your profile picture make this comment so much more sweet... xD

    • @medallionvaliance5349
      @medallionvaliance5349 8 лет назад +2

      So perfect XD

    • @briansanders8122
      @briansanders8122 8 лет назад +9

      Only if she plays Skyrim.

    • @dylantrimmer4279
      @dylantrimmer4279 6 лет назад +3

      I tried that before then the waman asked what I was talking about, then I left her.

    • @thomasreese8028
      @thomasreese8028 5 лет назад

      What exactly does that mean anyway?

  • @OceanbornAngel
    @OceanbornAngel 10 лет назад +1265

    I refuse to kill Paarthurnax. The Blades can all screw it. I don't need them to help me fight dragons.

    • @OceanbornAngel
      @OceanbornAngel 9 лет назад +11

      I think it's a case of the Blades needing the Dovahkin's help. Well, unless you come across one of those mythically hard Dragons with abnormal health stats, but if you have the PC version you can bring with you an army of followers to help you.

    • @OceanbornAngel
      @OceanbornAngel 9 лет назад +12

      I usually take Cicero and Serana with me.

    • @jackripley3906
      @jackripley3906 9 лет назад +4

      OceanbornAngel Is there a mod for that on steam community..?

    • @OceanbornAngel
      @OceanbornAngel 9 лет назад +4

      I think it's on Skyrim Nexus, but it's a Mod to have more than one Follower. I think it allows up to 50 Followers. Usually just two followers is all you need though.

    • @jackripley3906
      @jackripley3906 9 лет назад +3

      I found a non updated version on steam, but it sucks, so I'll just have to search for another one since I don't use nexus...

  • @briansanders8122
    @briansanders8122 8 лет назад +388

    I just thought of something. You could have had a bonus clip where the Dragonborn is in the middle of a wedding to Aela, and Serana barges in completely jealous, which starts a vampire vs werewolf catfight.

    • @iiyo8638
      @iiyo8638 8 лет назад +66

      that would have been funny

    • @fumefox9437
      @fumefox9437 7 лет назад +1

      Brian Sanders dude, that would have been GREAT!

    • @thomasreese8028
      @thomasreese8028 5 лет назад

      🤭🤭🤭🤭😂😂🤣🤣 that's a good one.

    • @Nekophy_
      @Nekophy_ 5 лет назад +23

      "So does this mean I can finally marry YOU?"
      "what? Oh yeah still no on that"
      "damnit serana!!!"

    • @thomasreese8028
      @thomasreese8028 5 лет назад

      @@Nekophy_ IKR!?

  • @joshuakim5240
    @joshuakim5240 8 лет назад +127

    "Understand what? That without the sun all the plan life is going to die, which is going to kill all the animals, which is going to kill all the people, which is eventually going to kill all the vampires"? -Dragonborn.
    This actually explains why Harkon is literally the only vampire whose trying to fulfill the tyranny of the sun and why the other vampires in his castle just tell the DB to kill him later, as no one else in his own castle seems to be stupid enough to seriously want to blot out the sun.

    • @jacklau2558
      @jacklau2558 3 года назад +7

      They would be killed by a angry horde before they even reach that point. They don't really have a army here.

    • @matheusjahnke8643
      @matheusjahnke8643 2 года назад +3

      To be fair, vampires actually don't need to drink blood.
      Serana got sealed for few centuries, her mother also got stuck in the Soul Cairn for quite some time... and if you are a vampire, the consequences of not feeding is essentially becoming stronger, but being more susceptible to sunlight.

  • @KrypticStudiosCorp
    @KrypticStudiosCorp 9 лет назад +192

    4:10
    Annnd THAT is why you can't be the Dragonborn, a vampire, AND a werewolf all at the same time...

    • @SaiMoNx8
      @SaiMoNx8 9 лет назад +84

      +Kryptic Studios Corp Oh so that's when the game draws the line? I guess being a warrior-battlemage-hunter-thief-alchemist-enchanter-guildmaster-archmage-listener-harbringer-dragonborn-vampirehunter-thane-of-all-holds-cannibal-daedrachampion is totally fine, but nooo...mix one too many bloods and you're fucked.

    • @rambosniperx3841
      @rambosniperx3841 9 лет назад +4

      actually my game glitched and i did, it almost broke my game though

    • @tarponpet
      @tarponpet 7 лет назад +5

      SaiMoNx8 well with the all those atleast you aren't physically an abomination

    • @belland_dog8235
      @belland_dog8235 5 лет назад

      Oh but I can

  • @Connor_Tyler
    @Connor_Tyler 8 лет назад +257

    He's kind of right; Serana is just plain awesome.

  • @imatoucan
    @imatoucan 10 лет назад +305

    The hybrid i lost my shit, the voice.

    • @stephenpeter9178
      @stephenpeter9178 9 лет назад +34

      Could not stop laughing at that.

    • @anacondra2293
      @anacondra2293 10 месяцев назад

      What’s the tail from?

    • @IMJakeFR
      @IMJakeFR 8 месяцев назад

      @@anacondra2293 dragon tail

  • @darklight645_
    @darklight645_ 10 лет назад +492

    I know this is an animation, but who kills Paarthunax I mean he helps you defeat Alduin and is the leader of the people who teach you the freakin force push and movement of the wind

    • @marioelimaradiaga1405
      @marioelimaradiaga1405 10 лет назад +45

      I feel like a dick

    • @valeclaw1697
      @valeclaw1697 10 лет назад +1

      I did just to see what it did after. then I beat the crap out of esbern and delphine.

    • @GeneralKenobiSIYE
      @GeneralKenobiSIYE 10 лет назад +5

      Zipsyism
      Yeah. One of the first mods I got. So much better now with Recruit More Blades Skyhaven Temple Enhanced mod.

    • @fatfluffycat8973
      @fatfluffycat8973 10 лет назад +1

      Zipsyism What mod would this be? I tried looking for it.

    • @woopazipper
      @woopazipper 9 лет назад

      Simon Belmont The Paarthurnax Dilemma I believe.

  • @tangowiththerango2693
    @tangowiththerango2693 8 лет назад +126

    "Apparently I mixed too many bloods"
    I literally cried😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Marioconguito
      @Marioconguito 8 лет назад +1

      Thefightingwhale Me too OMG 😂

    • @theystoleitfromus
      @theystoleitfromus 8 лет назад +2

      I hoped there'd be someone who could clear that up.

  • @aidankeogh9994
    @aidankeogh9994 8 лет назад +232

    "There's alchemy here."
    When you've been playing Skyrim too long.
    *I've roleplayed so much who the fuck even am I anymore*

    • @jimmybalushi3736
      @jimmybalushi3736 8 лет назад +1

      No it's so much more than that.

    • @chaosherald8879
      @chaosherald8879 8 лет назад

      I know how you feel.

    • @Brown614
      @Brown614 8 лет назад +1

      I forgot it's chemistry. Alchemy seemed normal.

    • @seanzoz
      @seanzoz  8 лет назад +18

      Nothing wrong with that bro. You gotta have standards...

  • @TheSnKoh
    @TheSnKoh 8 лет назад +355

    Still a better love story than Twilight

    • @bartonbarton7469
      @bartonbarton7469 8 лет назад +6

      everything is 😉

    • @biblicallyaccuratesoul
      @biblicallyaccuratesoul 8 лет назад +2

      Maybe not Star Wars...

    • @darthnihilus9964
      @darthnihilus9964 8 лет назад +1

      +Dark Stalker EXCUSE ME?!

    • @biblicallyaccuratesoul
      @biblicallyaccuratesoul 8 лет назад +7

      Darth Nihilus *"I hate sand, it's course and rough, not like you..."*
      -paraphrased quote of Vader a long time ago

    • @bluewarbler9034
      @bluewarbler9034 8 лет назад

      +Dark Stalker Sorry, what did you say? That will incur the wrath of so many people you're lucky this comment is not particularly noticeable.

  • @ShaddoII
    @ShaddoII 8 лет назад +430

    Fucking love the voice actors...

    • @seanzoz
      @seanzoz  8 лет назад +74

      +Demo All of my personalities thank you.

    • @marcellic
      @marcellic 8 лет назад +4

      +seanzoz at the end when you said I mixed to many bloods what was the dragon tail?!?!??!?

    • @seanzoz
      @seanzoz  8 лет назад +9

      klg #dragonborn lol

    • @marcellic
      @marcellic 8 лет назад

      wait can you actually turn in into a dragon I f you can turn int ot a dragon il play the game for ever

    • @rafaelmontero4721
      @rafaelmontero4721 8 лет назад +1

      +klg there is a mod called burning skies you can turn into a dragon :)

  • @MrHestolemyname
    @MrHestolemyname 8 лет назад +182

    Just throwing it out there, but I wish they had people actually acknowledge you for killing Alduin...I mean Haarkon thinks he's got shit on the Dragonborn who killed Alduin...that's funny...

    • @217adaptiveperspective
      @217adaptiveperspective 8 лет назад +28

      Yeah why are the guards literally the only people who mention it...at all?

    • @CreaperReaper998
      @CreaperReaper998 7 лет назад +22

      MrHestolemyname Durniveir acknowledges it, and so does Miraak

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 года назад +1

      @@CreaperReaper998 but fucking bandits should too!

    • @TheLuciferMorningstarDc
      @TheLuciferMorningstarDc 2 года назад

      @@omnical6135 i totally agree

  • @shnarll987
    @shnarll987 8 лет назад +175

    I DEMAND MORE SENILE SCRIBLES!!

    • @seanzoz
      @seanzoz  8 лет назад +49

      lol

    • @jackiehendrie4902
      @jackiehendrie4902 8 лет назад +13

      I suggest Senile Scribbles Online (a long-running series where you accept fan made scripts)

    • @goranmitic7500
      @goranmitic7500 8 лет назад +1

      more more moreeeeee

  • @GrimmBones
    @GrimmBones 9 лет назад +225

    I've always liked Lydia.
    Until I got Dawnguard, and started going with Serana. :'D
    Also, I never killed Paarthurnax, cause I thought it wasn't mandatory. Cause he asked me if I truly wanna kill him. And I was like "No fk dat", and he was like "Cool."

    • @thefreeviper4511
      @thefreeviper4511 9 лет назад +3

      how can you like lydia? she wouldnt help you if it wasnt her duty to whiterun, she nags about carrying your stuff, she is weak, she is ugly and has all around very boring commentary

    • @eln5343
      @eln5343 9 лет назад +2

      You... I know you. You were on that other comment section when the war started. :-)

    • @GrimmBones
      @GrimmBones 9 лет назад

      TheEagleOfLightAndNight Maybe.

    • @neemaamiry8947
      @neemaamiry8947 9 лет назад +4

      +Grimm Bones yea paarthurax is pretty chill If I met him in real life I wouldn't mind drinking with him

    • @GrimmBones
      @GrimmBones 9 лет назад +2

      ***** Ikr? I wouldn't mind drinking with him, and I don't even drink. That's how chill he is. :'D

  • @Xylarxcode
    @Xylarxcode 8 лет назад +361

    Well, you're the dragonborn, so you got dragon blood. You join the companions, so there's werewolf blood. You can contract the vampiric disease (whatever that's called) every time you fight a vampire, so there's vampire blood. And then you got your normal race blood from whichever race you picked. I'm just surprised you don't keel over from whatever nasty disease that foul mixture of bloods is giving you.

    • @MrKillerman47
      @MrKillerman47 8 лет назад +8

      you can't be both a vampire and werewolf but meh

    • @Nutt_lemmings
      @Nutt_lemmings 8 лет назад +21

      MrKillerman47 And u don't have dragon blood...u have the soul of a dragon.
      so ur basicly a dragon trapped inside a weak mortal body.fuck akatosh.

    • @MrKillerman47
      @MrKillerman47 8 лет назад +14

      normally weak, thing is the dragon soul empowers the weak mortal body

    • @mr_dino4222
      @mr_dino4222 8 лет назад +4

      also, both werewolf blood and vampire lord blood give you complete immunity to diseases

    • @DM-Oz
      @DM-Oz 7 лет назад +5

      MrKillerman47 actually, you can with a bug

  • @briansanders8122
    @briansanders8122 8 лет назад +57

    Auriel's Bow is basically a grenade launcher. It's awesome.

    • @mr_dino4222
      @mr_dino4222 8 лет назад +8

      a grenade launcher that can either temporarily delete the sun or turn it into a weapon of holy vengeance....

    • @tanner3631
      @tanner3631 8 лет назад +5

      mr_dino42 more like holy annoyance. Amirite

    • @mr_dino4222
      @mr_dino4222 8 лет назад +5

      Velpis annoyance if you're a vampire, vengeance if you're a vampire hunter. either works.

    • @briansanders8122
      @briansanders8122 8 лет назад +1

      *****
      Well, it shoots faster, so yeah, it might as well be.

    • @WomanSlayer69420
      @WomanSlayer69420 4 года назад +2

      it's basically something that actually turns the sun into a deadly lazer

  • @iGamer55
    @iGamer55 11 лет назад +38

    Dragonborn: Apparently I mixed too many bloods...
    Hahaha, best ending ever!!! :)

  • @sgtkennie4795
    @sgtkennie4795 10 лет назад +770

    be honest, we all wanted to marry serana xD

    • @lightsidemaster
      @lightsidemaster 9 лет назад +25

      SgtKennie Yep, guilty as charged xD
      Who can blame us though? lol

    • @chaoticspark2639
      @chaoticspark2639 9 лет назад +75

      SgtKennie is it just me or in the game does she act like someone closer then a follower a showed a bit more fealing? or just me?

    • @Aknaught92
      @Aknaught92 9 лет назад +44

      SgtKennie Well yeah, i mean she really is the shit.

    • @lightsidemaster
      @lightsidemaster 9 лет назад +6

      Aknaught92
      LOL. No one could put it any more romantically than you did just now xD

    • @coolghoul8515
      @coolghoul8515 9 лет назад +13

      +SgtKennie we can all also agree no one wanted to marry Lydia except for the game society pimps we all wanted to murder Lydia i found a way to do it without getting in trouble sacrifice her to the barenziah people

  • @tothemaxx1991
    @tothemaxx1991 8 лет назад +86

    Ah, yes. The old vampire werewolf glitch. Wonderful.

  • @Quasihamster
    @Quasihamster 11 лет назад +58

    "appearantly, I've mipfed too many bloopf" Good one...

  • @nohero23
    @nohero23 10 лет назад +26

    Aldiun?
    Yeah.
    Dead?
    Done.
    Dayumm.
    rofl

  • @kalixkatt
    @kalixkatt 11 лет назад +68

    I just love these, tobad thay you didn't make these 2 years ago. Would've gained alot more views.

    • @screamyptolvaskanal3670
      @screamyptolvaskanal3670 11 лет назад

      i hate you because your name is almost identical to a guy that bullied me!

    • @kalixkatt
      @kalixkatt 11 лет назад

      Är högst tveksam att jag ens känner dig.

    • @callsign_G-05
      @callsign_G-05 10 лет назад

      Vidar Burström nämen hejsan

    • @screamyptolvaskanal3670
      @screamyptolvaskanal3670 10 лет назад

      ni två, just great! liam och vidar, tror ni inte att jag märker att det är ni?

    • @callsign_G-05
      @callsign_G-05 10 лет назад

      Va? Jag heter inte Liam jag bor säkert inte ens i samma stad som du

  • @tipoftheiceberg7034
    @tipoftheiceberg7034 10 лет назад +30

    THAT GUY BEHIND ISRAN IS SKYRIMS' KENNY FROM SOUTH PARK

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 8 лет назад +8

    "You're the piece of shit that hasn't killed Alduin yet!"
    That's right, Isran! I've owned Skyrim since release and only gotten around to completing the main quest twice out of more than a dozen different characters!

  • @oopie9532
    @oopie9532 9 лет назад +38

    I will never kill Paarthurnax. Fuck the Blades.

  • @CodyMe
    @CodyMe 11 лет назад +19

    @4:10 huh, didn't notice the dragon tail before. Nice.

  • @solemnjester2100
    @solemnjester2100 8 лет назад +1

    lmfao the voice actors and the lines and the animation.All of this is great, I laughed so hard at the end. I always imagined something like that happening if you combined the whole dragonborn thing with being a werewolf, and vampire lord.

  • @Mcgoo500
    @Mcgoo500 10 лет назад +40

    fuck I nearly shit my pants when I saw the "freak"

    • @zyzzlukas3097
      @zyzzlukas3097 10 лет назад

      yeah fucking man this shit

    • @jiovannieaustria7183
      @jiovannieaustria7183 10 лет назад +1

      half dragon half vampire half warewolf haha

    • @zyzzlukas3097
      @zyzzlukas3097 10 лет назад

      hhh

    • @RegTarg011
      @RegTarg011 9 лет назад +2

      Jiovannie Austria U mean 1/3 dragon 1/3 vampire 1/3 werewolf >.>

    • @jiovannieaustria7183
      @jiovannieaustria7183 9 лет назад

      RegTarg011 i kinda dont care if i said was precise or not.... because when i type those i was having a good laugh

  • @martinputt6421
    @martinputt6421 8 лет назад +1

    I've played Skyrim a hell of a lot and I love this series!. Great work.

  • @princedamon9814
    @princedamon9814 8 лет назад +49

    For those of you who don't know why Serana doesn't wanna marry you
    it's because she's still scared from the idea of getting married in a temple and having sex and all
    cuz she was basically Raped to death by Molag Bal and then resurrected to become a pure blooded Vampire.
    even when you ask her she sais "The ceremony was...degrading..lets not revisit that"

    • @irvs5922
      @irvs5922 8 лет назад +5

      Interesting.... I did not know that.

    • @princedamon9814
      @princedamon9814 8 лет назад +1

      Iñigo Rus You can look it up

    • @FaiienWings
      @FaiienWings 8 лет назад +14

      this needs to be more known...people get so mad that she can't get married, and once you know her story you understand why she would always refuse. That, and to have such a complex character turn into a housewife? I doubt bethesda ever planned for her to be marriageable.

    • @F-Lambda
      @F-Lambda 8 лет назад +5

      It goes into more detail if the original origin of vampires in Elder Scrolls Online, because Molag Bal is the primary antagonist. If you choose to become a vampire, you get to meet the first vampire, Lamae Bal.

    • @hueylongdong347
      @hueylongdong347 8 лет назад +1

      That's fucked up

  • @dylanxiong6519
    @dylanxiong6519 5 лет назад

    6 years ago, I was 13... holy shit. Thanks for the best decade of Skyrim memes, parodies , and everything else that came with it.

  • @shenphilip1
    @shenphilip1 8 лет назад +30

    The thing about being a stage four vampire lord is that fire kills you. Really easily. Also, health, magicka, and stamina don't regent in the sun. Friggin annoying.

    • @mr_dino4222
      @mr_dino4222 8 лет назад +2

      well, unless you exploit getting an apple pie from your spouse. i had ten of those when i sided with the vampires in dawnguard, and my stuff regenned pretty nicely in sunlight.

    • @Nihilius88
      @Nihilius88 8 лет назад

      Are you seriously pointing out game mechanics to a frikin parody? Not attempting to offend you mate, just dont see a point its a parody.

    • @mr_dino4222
      @mr_dino4222 8 лет назад +2

      i wasn't pointing it out to a parody. i was pointing it out to someone who commented about game mechanics in the comment section of a parody.

    • @Nihilius88
      @Nihilius88 8 лет назад

      Ahh my bad.

    • @mr_dino4222
      @mr_dino4222 8 лет назад +2

      no biggie. it IS hard to convey this stuff over the internet properly, after all. so things do get misinterpreted easily.

  • @stitch7777
    @stitch7777 11 лет назад

    I am soooo looking forward to seeing new episodes of this. I have seen all nine of these a good many times, and am itching for some new ones. These are one of the funniest things I have seen on youtube.

  • @queenarchivist1123
    @queenarchivist1123 8 лет назад +12

    "Apparently...I've mixed too many bloods..."

  • @SamohtNox
    @SamohtNox 11 лет назад +1

    the episode was brilliant from beginning to end.
    i really had a good laugh..keep up the good work XD

  • @Reaper1008
    @Reaper1008 10 лет назад +25

    That,,Freak,, Part.. Too funny

  • @OkEarmuffs
    @OkEarmuffs 11 лет назад

    That was great, you're sense of humor is perfect like idk I can't even explain how much these videos make me laugh you never disappoint!

  • @Cynastalys
    @Cynastalys 11 лет назад +12

    "Apparently i've mixed too many bloods" xD

  • @anniebananie553
    @anniebananie553 8 лет назад

    These make me SO GODDAMN HAPPY! I feel like Skyrim's a part of mu soul now, you know? So many years playing, thousands of hours... Goddamn. UGH THE FEELS

  • @seanzoz
    @seanzoz  11 лет назад +7

    Done...
    *dismisses the line of hot female voice actors currently waiting to audition*

  • @Kiraohw
    @Kiraohw 9 лет назад +24

    "you can ...but it's fucking annoying"

  • @sackofpeas2470
    @sackofpeas2470 11 лет назад +29

    Dat ending tho.

  • @PeanutyAfro
    @PeanutyAfro 11 лет назад

    Me and my friend love your skyrim videos especially the nirnroot and dark brotherhood ones. You are the greatest.

  • @junotheweaver9736
    @junotheweaver9736 10 лет назад +55

    It takes more than 15 seconds to kill Alduin even with that gear.
    (Edit: I think I meant travel time in this comment? I dunno. This is an old comment)

    • @seanzoz
      @seanzoz  10 лет назад +114

      I think you may be in the wrong place my friend.

    • @rameilmorgan3626
      @rameilmorgan3626 10 лет назад +37

      You can kill Alduin in under 10 seconds with a two handed strength pot and that sword. You don't know what your talking about.

    • @lazybelphe3584
      @lazybelphe3584 10 лет назад +8

      depends on the difficulty? lol and technically the travel time there and back along with the timescale of 20 makes it more or less a day or two in game, so to the NPCs it'd take way more than 15 seconds, for the player(not the player character), it can be less lol

    • @krypto276
      @krypto276 10 лет назад +11

      10 million damage crossbow, legendary difficulty, no armor whatsoever. All vanilla. Easier than easy.

    • @rameilmorgan3626
      @rameilmorgan3626 9 лет назад +1

      It would be a shame if your computer just ... *fell*

  • @alecchristiaen4856
    @alecchristiaen4856 10 лет назад +27

    1:29 answer E is correct

    • @XxXAltanXxX
      @XxXAltanXxX 10 лет назад +1

      No I thinks its just D,you see the bottom you can put batteries from there ;))))

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 8 лет назад

      UGH, you mean soul gems? Wow imagine having to find an erotic soul gem.

  • @briansanders8122
    @briansanders8122 8 лет назад +4

    0:40, I've actually killed both Harkon and Miraak by now, and I still have yet to progress in the main questline.

  • @ambulancekun3142
    @ambulancekun3142 9 лет назад

    i love how you reminded everyone that mixing too much powers isn't always better XD

  • @Tru3xGamingx
    @Tru3xGamingx 9 лет назад +4

    "I'm pretty sure this qualifies" killed me.

  • @TheTrueWolfboy
    @TheTrueWolfboy 11 лет назад

    I don't want to watch part 10 when it comes out. If it is as progressively funny as the last nine, I will iterally die of laughter.
    Good job, man.

  • @waross8214
    @waross8214 9 лет назад +7

    you know I always thought someone who was dragonborn, a gift for Akatosh who is one of the nine divines, and a vampire, a gift from a daedric lord, world just be like Nephilims from Diablo 3

    • @sophiesaltzer9277
      @sophiesaltzer9277 8 лет назад

      Who's dat? I've played through the ENTIRE storyline 8 times

    • @rashedyadig
      @rashedyadig 6 лет назад

      @@sophiesaltzer9277 you. As in the main character. You are a nephalim.

  • @Hengebobs
    @Hengebobs 11 лет назад

    The troll part was funny, no doubt, it even made me smirk. The dragonborn abomination thing though, wasn't expecting it, I laughed so hard I choked. Good stuff man, love your vids.

  • @michaelwedell6861
    @michaelwedell6861 11 лет назад +4

    Oh my god!when I saw the ending, I fucking laughed so hard I fell out of my bed!

  • @seanzoz
    @seanzoz  11 лет назад

    Working on it now. I wanna say in about a week but we'll have to wait and see. Should be ready soon though.

  • @Rowosehip
    @Rowosehip 9 лет назад +23

    1:30 i thing that supposed to be Dovah sex toy xD

  • @redj5398
    @redj5398 8 лет назад

    u should make more of these, they're HILARIOUS

  • @PalindromicGaming
    @PalindromicGaming 6 лет назад +5

    To be fair, Harkon's right, it's really fucking annoying to be a vampire

  • @hunterrichards5356
    @hunterrichards5356 11 лет назад

    I have seen every one of these parodies I think the text you put on the loading screens is hilarious because they are completely true!!!

  • @jacobsouth2368
    @jacobsouth2368 8 лет назад +7

    i sAID ALL OF THE ABOVE AND I LOVE HOW REAL THIS IS Xd

    • @seanzoz
      @seanzoz  8 лет назад +4

      I love how real YOU are bro

    • @jacobsouth2368
      @jacobsouth2368 8 лет назад +2

      thx and you should do another of these videos for skyrim as special edition is out now

    • @ludwin5188
      @ludwin5188 8 лет назад

      hey make an elder scrools online animation series

    • @sirsergiothecrusadingknigh1683
      @sirsergiothecrusadingknigh1683 8 лет назад

      budderfactory yeah

    • @seby826
      @seby826 8 лет назад

      ..... mainly d just saying

  • @torigrant1211
    @torigrant1211 4 года назад +1

    “Alduin?”
    “Yeah”
    “Dead?”
    “Done”
    “”Damn””
    Gets me every time 😂

  • @DerMunger
    @DerMunger 11 лет назад +92

    So I was playing Dawnguard the first time, and I've been looking for a wife since like 200 game hours. And along comes Serana, pretty much the most intricate follower npc I have yet seen, great back story, great dialogue, an AI complementing my playstyle perfectly and on top of that pretty damn cute. So we save the world together, always listen to her when she tells me how awful her father is even though he still is part of her family. So when all is over I finally work up the courage to ask her to become mine. And then she's just like, she doesn't know if she could even marry anyone. I bet in a couple of months I'll see her running around with some asshole. You can't just friendzone the Dragonborn like that?!

    • @strawberyyicecreamdream216
      @strawberyyicecreamdream216 10 лет назад

      This was a while ago, but try Seranaholic.

    • @DerMunger
      @DerMunger 10 лет назад +3

      gzac95 It's just not the same as if it were part of the real game :'( However, I have tried the mod, but I didn't really like the beautification the mod does as well ;)

    • @DerMunger
      @DerMunger 10 лет назад +2

      gzac95 It's just not the same as if it were part of the real game :'( However, I have tried the mod, but I didn't really like the beautification the mod does as well ;)

    • @strawberyyicecreamdream216
      @strawberyyicecreamdream216 10 лет назад +1

      MnNwr
      I don't often like when mods make NPCs look like models but I thought Seranaholic was a good exception, to each their own I suppose.

    • @666HeroHero
      @666HeroHero 10 лет назад +8

      MnNwr
      1. To be married, you have to get the blessing of Mara (the god of love), and being a the vampire, it's kinda hard to get Mara to bless your marrige.
      2. She became a vampire directly, do you know how you get vampirisem the real way? You get it from the daedric prince "Molag Bal". Now do note that Molag Bal is the daedric prince of "Rape and Domanation", does that give you an idea. You have to literaly be raped by Molag Bal to become a pure vampire, and most people dosen't survive the "transformation process", so he is a real rough son of a bitch.

  • @ezra5007
    @ezra5007 5 лет назад +2

    "Can't solve the vampire crisis before solving the dragon crisis!" x'-D

  • @elixxon
    @elixxon 10 лет назад +13

    3:11 Yeah... you made her walk in the sunlight for weeks which is quite humiliating for vampires. Heroes are such dicks...

  • @Howler54Z
    @Howler54Z 10 лет назад

    lolled quite a bit at the "freak" part. hilarious man

  • @miljanjovanov786
    @miljanjovanov786 8 лет назад +13

    2:41 turn on subtitles

  • @Enderwave22
    @Enderwave22 3 года назад +2

    3:35 Jokes on you. I have the Serana Dialogue Addon, and I'm already married to her.

  • @gamergirlxd3531
    @gamergirlxd3531 10 лет назад +2

    you guys should make more of these videos they are hilarious

  • @CourierJackalope
    @CourierJackalope 11 лет назад +1

    Thanks for the episode! It was nice to have a glance and the Dragonborn's face....even if it was horribly disfigured.

  • @jtmon2049
    @jtmon2049 8 лет назад +14

    I love Serana's expressions lmfao

  • @NerdStoryteller
    @NerdStoryteller 11 лет назад

    Holy crap, that was awesome. I think this is my fave in the series. :)

  • @rootentootenbluebucko25
    @rootentootenbluebucko25 8 лет назад +16

    I'm preddy thure thith qualifieth.

  • @Tacomaholic
    @Tacomaholic 11 лет назад

    Easily my favorite vid to date! Hilarious.

  • @chrisj403
    @chrisj403 8 лет назад +6

    what you killed parthuunax?? whyyyyy??

  • @sirrat7164
    @sirrat7164 3 года назад

    Again that was excellent especially the vampire at the end hilarious

  • @pokefan213
    @pokefan213 8 лет назад +3

    I'd never kill Parthurnax because one, he's so nice. and two I've read fanfictions where nearly everyone puts him as like an older brother-figure to the dragonborn which makes sense because Dovahkin means dragonborn, and dragons are called dovah in their tongue.
    Dovah.
    Dovahkin.
    yeah, we're related. so...like, ultimate big brother there XD.

    • @jerrymoore8701
      @jerrymoore8701 8 лет назад

      +Rosalita Ramirez Dovahkiin mean "Hunter of Dragon Kind" but uh I feel you.

    • @Nutt_lemmings
      @Nutt_lemmings 8 лет назад +1

      Rosalita Ramirez Ur gayy...and Marios voice is paartanux...sooo... Weird...like I can't imagine paarthanux with Italian voice

    • @pokefan213
      @pokefan213 8 лет назад

      thx for the compliment but you're mistaken, i got a boyfriend thx! Got some trans friends from high school and a few gay and bi friends however so you weren't TOO far off, just shoulda aimed the comment at my friends instead.
      you REALLY think after the events of Orlando that anyone calling me Gay or anything like that would be taken as an insult? Wow, you must be EXACTLY like the shooters in Orlando's Pride parade if you think that, you monster because I take it as a compliment even though I'm straight because i proudly participated in MY Cities Pride.
      wanna insult someone properly? Try harder, numbnuts.

    • @pokefan213
      @pokefan213 8 лет назад

      WILVENSG ALSO i'm female you dumbo, so i would choose, oh i don't know, a FEMALE character in the game.
      duh.

    • @jerrymoore8701
      @jerrymoore8701 8 лет назад

      I swear I left a comment here but its gone. Did it get deleted?

  • @Xrahdio
    @Xrahdio 11 лет назад

    The best one yet. Kudos! Also funny as hell!

  • @haydenanderson7866
    @haydenanderson7866 11 лет назад +4

    I think I've mixed too many bloods lol XD

  • @dylandoh6495
    @dylandoh6495 11 лет назад

    I love, LOVE moist tow... uh I mean your videos seanzoz!!! keep up the great work!

  • @TheStupidwolf1
    @TheStupidwolf1 11 лет назад +4

    I just dont give about sh*t about Alduin anymore. I just learn the fus ro dah and keep playing the game i like.

  • @Prostebe
    @Prostebe 11 лет назад

    Dude, nice, plz don't EVER stop doing this

  • @benb3529
    @benb3529 8 лет назад +10

    All of the abve

  • @BlimeyGames
    @BlimeyGames 11 лет назад +1

    Haha, the end did make me laugh though - I always wondered what would happen.

  • @deakkristof1818
    @deakkristof1818 9 лет назад +19

    Dovah sex toy LOOOOOOL

    • @Nutt_lemmings
      @Nutt_lemmings 8 лет назад

      Meta Chris Well its big enough for dragon bitches to be...u know....

    • @deakkristof1818
      @deakkristof1818 8 лет назад +2

      Dovah sex toy: made of Davahs by Dovahs for Dovahs.

  • @wallemarikh5223
    @wallemarikh5223 11 лет назад

    dear seanzoz i have been watching ur parody series when i was still playing skyrim which was ages ago and today i watch the series finally and i wanted to say thank you,for the entertainment for the laughs and joy you offer me..us , ur brilliant i which bethesda could watch this i bet they will pee them selfs :p

  • @reddpupp7249
    @reddpupp7249 9 лет назад +6

    E) all of the above

  • @travisdavis8923
    @travisdavis8923 11 лет назад

    the best one yet. thanks it made my morning

  • @crowley6665
    @crowley6665 10 лет назад +8

    no offense but her voice was much sexier in the game:D

    • @seanzoz
      @seanzoz  10 лет назад +7

      Tried to get Laura Bailey to voice it (the original voice actress) sadly she did not respond to my peasant request lol.

    • @crowley6665
      @crowley6665 10 лет назад

      seanzoz
      damned. the only thing that will make us forgett this tragic situation is if you do one more episode of the skyrim parodys :D

    • @PavelKahun
      @PavelKahun 10 лет назад

      seanzoz You should send her bard, and let him play Rains of Castamere to her.

    • @seanzoz
      @seanzoz  10 лет назад +4

      PavelKahun lol nahhh it's not that bad. I didn't expect her to respond anyway and can't be sure she even ever got the message anyway

  • @acrosstheSTARfish
    @acrosstheSTARfish 11 лет назад

    Really like your vids! I'm always laugh from the bottom of my heart! :D

  • @kittyfemboy1987
    @kittyfemboy1987 10 лет назад +3

    E and I didn't kill parthonex ether

  • @felbarashla
    @felbarashla 11 лет назад

    I couldn't stop laughing after I watched this. Best seanzoz video ever.

  • @WomanSlayer69420
    @WomanSlayer69420 2 года назад +1

    1:27 well now I know what to rename my main weapon to.

  • @sarbazekourosh
    @sarbazekourosh 11 лет назад

    This is epic! Excellent work!

  • @rickybland-harris2799
    @rickybland-harris2799 7 лет назад

    I love this series so much I need more

  • @MrDaCoD
    @MrDaCoD 11 лет назад

    Love your vids man, keep up the great work :)

  • @PelinalWhitestrake.
    @PelinalWhitestrake. 9 лет назад

    This was my favorite one so far :D

  • @AlanGresov
    @AlanGresov 11 лет назад

    Wow I've watched pretty much all of your videos but this one takes the cake..

  • @Gguyrules
    @Gguyrules 10 лет назад +2

    i love playing skyrim,and i sure love watching this series ...
    when he said "mixed bloods" it is due to him having the "dragon blood" and now the "vampire blood" and if he used to be a werewolf...."werewolf blood" XD,which i think is very funny

  • @blu3f00l6
    @blu3f00l6 6 лет назад +1

    Dragon born just YEETS the troll at Mirrak and Mirrak falls off the tower and dies.

  • @thetoobstersextra6801
    @thetoobstersextra6801 8 лет назад

    These videos are hilarious!😂

  • @goranmitic7500
    @goranmitic7500 8 лет назад

    I've watched this for the 15th time and it's still hilarious