I like that part when that Draugr says " shout the hell up trying to sleep " and the part when it says you gotta go the long way ... along with that 6 skeletons sentence 😍
I know right. And it wasnt deleted but it was demonetized and essentially black listed. But like you said, all the original episodes aren't touched. If they had marked one of my past episodes it would have at least given me some idea of what the issue was.
@@brightbound3309 I know what you're saying. It's possible someone flagged it and triggered a manual review instead of an algorithmic demonetization. But who knows. The insult to injury was about 6 months later they re-monetized it. So, snip snap snip snap, YT just toying with us out here.
Came back just to hear the original sword sounds - a shame that they had to change - but without a doubt this series is always in my heart - Awesome stuff!
That and that parthanax dilemma, and the unofficial patch for console users so we can keep getting achievements and play the game how it was meant to be played.
Elise Miskelly Nord, maybe. That or a Succubus (Nexus mod) :D And i play as a Mage/Archer. Archer when i can, but then i realize that the fireball is still stronger and just use that :P
You are one of my most favorite You tubers of all time!!! I lost my shit with J'zargo last episode, and the Black Soul's had me on the floor crying!!! 😂😂😂 Please make more episodes, because you haven't went in depth into some of the factions of Skyrim. Keep up the good work, and *puts on mask of clavicus vile* MAKE MORE EPISODES NOW
2:14 Yes, finally someone says it out loud... yes, fuck these things! FUCK FUCK FUCK THESE THINGS FUCK THESE THINGS FUCK THEM ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING OBLIVION!!!!!
Gwise idk man. collect 'em all and the thieves guild give you something that makes you find a shit ton of valuables in any chests. I'm talking diamonds, emeralds, flawless rubies, even flawless diamonds. in other words, collect 'em all, you'll be rich.
About the first clip: You can actually use netch jelly to clip through most barred or stone doors if you time it right with a left handed power attack. It saves a lot of time especially with the more annoying dungeons that give useless shouts that you'll only go for 100% completion anyway.
The mask that gets you better prices actually gives an accurate representation of what I always thought happened when you wore it to get better prices xD
When he was swinging that sword with that enchantment, I pray that wasn't a joke on what I think it was. Especially with that dog bark in the background.
Thank god this version has the original version of the enchanting joke were its moaning and a dog and not the new Clean version were its a cat and chicken :3
+Cam Fijan Sorry, Skyrim requires two potatoes attacked with a carrot and topped with some parsley to run. Might be a good idea to squeeze some lemon juice on there too! :D
I want to make a mod for the plant that likes watching things die, that'll say "murder time" every time you pull out a sword in front of a non hostile npc
It wasn't about the weight, really. It was that I wasted all that time pointlessly searching... and... I guess losing 23 points worth of inventory space is an added insult.
Right so at 0:23, it says 'Ancient Nordic Shaft'. But that's not a shaft, since shafts are vertical. And it just so happens that the room specified is shaped like a phallus.
- Plant "Murder time"....damn that got me laughing every time. Is it really something that exist in skyrim or just something you made up for the video? Because.....i never found it.
"Oh yeah, well I got like six skeletons in here, so bring it bitch!" That's just freakin awesome lol
"Hey J'zhargo just gave you the map, he did not build the fucking place"- best line ever spoken
J'zargo is such a badass!
TheRealBritishGamer oh nice jizz narga you just made my day you silly 🐈
The most j'zhargo thing ever said
that sword sound effect at the end really caught me off gaurd. i laughed harder than i should have
+Shadow Serpent Ninja lol's are the best lol's. They attack when you least suspect it.
got that right
that nearly killed me too.
Someone should really make a mod where it makes that sound everytime you swing your weapon.
There is a mod for that. Someone made it a while back - god bless their little hearts.
Yeah, I'm gonna need a 10 hour version of the black soul gems
+Kev Urbie It made my week man really one of the best thing I ever seened in youtube.
Kev Urbie I need a ten hour version of "murder time"
I agree 😂😂😂😂
I changed my ring tone to "Murder Time".
SkyTargeter link a video of phone ringing or it didn't happen ;P
SkyTargeter Can you post the ring tone somewhere?
that would be cool
Ellie Pucca In theory perhaps, until you were sitting around a table with your family and your pocket starting chanting "ha ha HA HA ha Murder Time"
SkyTargeter XD nice
I love this so much, I keep watching it over again. my favorite line is "J'zargo gave you the map, he did not build the fucking place."
Mine is the " please just let j'zargo die"
Mine is "Fuck you J'zargo you are always saying fucking something"
I like that part when that Draugr says " shout the hell up trying to sleep " and the part when it says you gotta go the long way ... along with that 6 skeletons sentence 😍
I keep watching this and that part about the Dragonpriest love it.
"i got like.. 6 skeletons in here, so BRING IT BITCH." -dragon priest 2013
Famous last words.
I would love for the daedric to glow like that...
mods
I would love for my sword to sound like that
Veteran Guardian Mods
@@SolidoNaso.…
"And just look what you did to my sword." *Woman Moaning" LOLOLOL!!!!
+Markx you missed the bark of a dog =))
Thanh Mai Ngoc XD
+Kitty.Loves.Gaming Jones I think it was hinting at Doggy Style hah
+Hope T Eeehhh Don't Make Me Cringe -_-
+Markx OMG THAT PART IS SO FUNNY XD
MURRRRDERRRRR TIME..................................XD
I can't stop laughing.
I fucking love that part
where do you get the plant in the actual game, if it exists.
Blackreach. But it doesn't talk...
in the deer catacombs but it's very dangerous
Ya know, it’s funny that the first compilation was deleted by RUclips for being “ unsuitable for advertising “ but the original vids are still here
I know right. And it wasnt deleted but it was demonetized and essentially black listed. But like you said, all the original episodes aren't touched. If they had marked one of my past episodes it would have at least given me some idea of what the issue was.
@@seanzoz probably because the episodes are a lot older and technically did not violate their arbitrary rules at the time
@@brightbound3309 I know what you're saying. It's possible someone flagged it and triggered a manual review instead of an algorithmic demonetization. But who knows. The insult to injury was about 6 months later they re-monetized it. So, snip snap snip snap, YT just toying with us out here.
Crimson Nirnroot is the best character
Does this plant actually exist in Skyrim
@@randomdude1177 Yes but it's a pain in the ass to find and doesn't talk. It has an annoying hum to it
He definitely needed more screen time lol
Someone should make a dungeon based off of the map you created. Would actually be a fun and challenging dungeon.
I could give it a shot xD
Lol, go for it.
I've been busy but I've got about half done x3 if I had more free time I would have it done >.< but I've had fun making it so far ^-^
suekru
Nice! Are you going to post it on Nexus when it is finished?
***** Yep ^-^
petrified mammoth shit armor... SOMEBODY MAKE ME A MOD, DAMNIT!!!
think theres a mod were you can use shit to create weapons. Forgot whats it called.
Belal DarkneSS
Good one XD!
Belal DarkneSS
And shitty armour
Its called a crimson root i belive
Yea it would :D i would surely get that mod.
Came back just to hear the original sword sounds - a shame that they had to change - but without a doubt this series is always in my heart - Awesome stuff!
This is why "The Stones of Barenziah" quest marker mod should automatically come with the game.
That and that parthanax dilemma, and the unofficial patch for console users so we can keep getting achievements and play the game how it was meant to be played.
@@JaysasterGaming And a mod so you can complete the thieves' guild questline without literally selling your soul to nocturnal.
@@matthewhelland9258 I think Id rather take the chance with big tiddy nocturna than tenctacle rape lord mora
@@tyronelannister9922 i thoughg molag bal was the god of that
@@dani3lda1by81 he is also infact a rape lord but with spikey dicks
dragonborn: "so why don't you just give me my money"
merchant: "why don't you go and sex your own body"?
dragonborn: "MURDER TIME"
It's the plant that says Murder time.
no, it was the Crimson nirnroot
+Gamzee MAkara Which is a plant.
Wher can you learn enchantments without destroing the item
Holy fuck, seanzoz..... I'm only on episode 6 and I have to stop because if I laugh any more I might throw up for real. 10/10
+Cody King LOL you have my blessing to pace yourself ;)
there can only be one king to laugh so hard until they throw up
+seanzoz more vids plz
i know man :x they've been taking too long lately
+seanzoz pls more
I love the advancement in armour every couple episodes!
I do what I can man **thumbs up**
New episodes ? =]
stones of barenzia: "FUCK THESE THINGS" -AMEN
Yeah, well i got like 6 skelletons in here so BRING IT, BITCH!
I can't breathe send help.
***** Alex The help did not show up in time.
I will send some skelletons. :'D
Someone's got to make a meme out of that xD
DrakeSilmore So true! :D
Murder time....
0:37 ok jezargo actully has a point there.
The three binding words that describes every and anyone who ever played skyrims' thoughts on those stupid fucking stones, "Fuck these things," XD
+Dragon_ Girl1422 I can't believe that after all those years tehy're still just the same thing
#1 worst quest. thank god mods. 2 being the damn crimson nirnroot which leads to a bitch that tells you to get 30 more rare shits.
And look what you did to my sword "uh yeah uh yeah WOOF" man I don't Man I don't even wanna know. BWAHAHAHA
this series is unbelievable man you're a fucking genius
+Karma Sakal Glad you like it :)
when the woman started moaning i fucking turned off my computer, EVERYONE IN MY HOUSE WAS ASLEEEP DUUUDE
+Red Stickman That'll teach you not to watch my videos unguardedly
...... muhahahaha
seanzoz y u gotta be soooo mean
+seanzoz seanzoz u r awesome
+seanzoz hahahahahahaha
+seanzoz
My Only Like Is The Armor Glow Rainbow
LMAO the crimson nirnroot sounds like Moriarty xD
god damn I wish there was an enchantment that would give weapons that sound
#mods
A fan actually made a mod for that based on the video
Can somebody PLEASE make a talking nirnroot mod...I feel like it's missing from my life
I'm not even gonna pretend I wouldn't use a sword with porn sound effects. That shit would be baller!
#mods
Cyborg Gunslinger yeah that sword wants to be rammed up a Nord woman's ass XD
3:21 Remember this, because it gets edited in the full series video.
Haha the Crimson Nirnroot at the end XD
Muuurder time.
redholm The Crimson Nirnroot describes me XD
Elise Miskelly :D
redholm So what are you in Skyrim? What Race?
Elise Miskelly Nord, maybe. That or a Succubus (Nexus mod) :D And i play as a Mage/Archer. Archer when i can, but then i realize that the fireball is still stronger and just use that :P
the nirnroot and sword noise at the end FML, laughing soo hard.
MUUURDEEER TIME
"Murder time" Epic.
The sword moaning had me rolling 💀
Murder tiiiime
“Hey. Open the door.”
“No. You gotta go the loong way”
Lol
Omg I just realized that was the murder plant he picked up when he was a noob lol 😂 look how big it’s grown
Anyone else miss hearing “Oh, yeah. Oh, yeeeaahh Roof!” In the compilation?
That "murder time" always gets me
"Dat ass" *laughs harder than I should*
the unusual gem quest was fucking dumb what a pain
somebody has actually completed that quest?!?
Mods FTW.
Rory Carmody Really ive got so many gems theyre basically worthless
Luis Piedra Money becomes useless after a while
My favorite part has to be the Crimson Nirnroot saying "Murder Time"
You are one of my most favorite You tubers of all time!!! I lost my shit with J'zargo last episode, and the Black Soul's had me on the floor crying!!! 😂😂😂 Please make more episodes, because you haven't went in depth into some of the factions of Skyrim. Keep up the good work, and *puts on mask of clavicus vile* MAKE MORE EPISODES NOW
“Well, they’re black soul gems and they need to be filled with a black-“
That map!!! OMG LOLOL! Favorite episode in the series, so far! Thanks!!
You're very welcome :)
2:14 Yes, finally someone says it out loud... yes, fuck these things! FUCK FUCK FUCK THESE THINGS FUCK THESE THINGS FUCK THEM ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING OBLIVION!!!!!
Easter Egg if you collect all of them you can sell them to the Theives Guild nobody knows that but they never had tooken a look around to sell them
+Daring do Brown Still they are a huge pain in the arse.
Gwise YES IK THESE BRANZIA STONES SUUUUUCK IF YOU WANT TO COMPLETE TA MISION JUST FCKING DOWNLOAD A MOD LIKE ME FUCK THESE DAMN STONES
Gwise idk man. collect 'em all and the thieves guild give you something that makes you find a shit ton of valuables in any chests. I'm talking diamonds, emeralds, flawless rubies, even flawless diamonds.
in other words, collect 'em all, you'll be rich.
yeah well by the time you finish it you will already be rich AF, when I hunted them down I had already like 120k septim, fcking shitty ass perk.
About the first clip: You can actually use netch jelly to clip through most barred or stone doors if you time it right with a left handed power attack. It saves a lot of time especially with the more annoying dungeons that give useless shouts that you'll only go for 100% completion anyway.
"Well, I've got, like, six skeletons in here, so bring it, bitch."
That part cracks me up every time. XD
The mask that gets you better prices actually gives an accurate representation of what I always thought happened when you wore it to get better prices xD
Yesssss the moaning sword is saved!!!
2:50 seriously makes you realize there's gonna be that one guy playing Skyrim who has the wrong idea in their head.
I laughed my ass off at the loading screen that said "Fuck these things"
Lol ok I've been laughing at every skit on every episode so far, but when you pulled out the Clavicus Vile mask i just lost my shit
2:06 "Give me 220, or I will consume your soul merchant."
At least this video wasn't flagged. Long live the moaning sword!!
Indeed!
"Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh yeah!" "Woof!"
Please don't tell me this has anything to do with zoophilia...
It's exactly what you think it is lol
When he was swinging that sword with that enchantment, I pray that wasn't a joke on what I think it was. Especially with that dog bark in the background.
Aah, the masque of clavicus vile, good to see you againold friend. :D
Thank god this version has the original version of the enchanting joke were its moaning and a dog and not the new Clean version were its a cat and chicken :3
Cat and chicken is inferior indeed.
@@seanzoz :3
@@seanzoz i watched this video. whilst my parents were in the same room. that feeling still makes me cringe today.
@@sirspongadoodle Sounds like you learned your lesson well
Can I run skyrim on my computer?
Specs:
1 Potato (Peeled)
2 wires in potato ( 1 red and 1 black)
33 dust bunnies
2 1/2" display
Sorry, but to run Skyrim your potato needs to have at least 2/3 of its skin still intact.
Good idea! I will try that!
Yes man! How'd afford that because it could probably handle all games at 4k ultra graphics and maybe even some CAD
+Cam Fijan Sorry, Skyrim requires two potatoes attacked with a carrot and topped with some parsley to run. Might be a good idea to squeeze some lemon juice on there too! :D
not enough potato and the screen is too big for skyrim....all u need is a screen size of an eye....
Muuurrder Tiiiiiime.
the dagger of humiliation is in the back ground 1:45
nice eye
It's that dagger stuck in the table isn't it?
Messy Doge yes
*HUMILIATION*
plzzz for the love of god seanzoz dont ever stop making these :) they are soooo dammmm awsome :)
GIVE ME 220!
haha
...
...
Seems fair.
There`s maybe a million Skyrim-funnies videos around, but these are the best ones by far.
I want to make a mod for the plant that likes watching things die, that'll say "murder time" every time you pull out a sword in front of a non hostile npc
There’s no way I’m the only one who noticed the baby in dungeon map. Lmfao
His sword must of been Whitney Wisconsin's at one point.
I like how his armor turned back to red at the end.
i want that sword sound effect
I'm sure there's a mod for it
there is.
***** I mean... I didn't make it lol
***** A fan took the time to make it based on the video :)
Hah. 'Look, J'zargo just gave you the map, ok? He did not build the fucking place.'
Priceless, lol.
Fucking stones of Barenzia. I got like 23 of them and found that the last one was glitched and I would never, ever, ever, EVER fucking get that shit.
I probably would have but I didn't decide to get them until after I maxed out 4 of my skills.
It wasn't about the weight, really. It was that I wasted all that time pointlessly searching... and... I guess losing 23 points worth of inventory space is an added insult.
player.additem (barenzia stone id here) 1
:)
***** Quest items don't increase carry weight.
Noah Pierce yes they do get the elder scroll and strip down itll say 20 pounds
this is my favorite episode because of the 220 gold part and the black soul gems you are hillarious keep it up dude
3:23 RUclips:DO I SMELL NON-CHILD CONTENT?
Omg I know that these are short but I can't stop watching them. They're so funny!
At 0:33 I thought you would make an easter egg out of the path that kinda looks like a baby still in its womb xD
Lol these are absolutely hilarious. Wonder why I've never seen this channel.
omg these are ALWAYS soooooo funny and relatableXD!!!!
Just like you bro **hugs you awkwardly for too long**
seanzoz looooool I appreciate your hug kind sir:p
seanzoz wait omg.I got a reply from you:D!!!!!
Myles S. Two replies bro... Two replies.
seanzoz my life is complete lol XD! I can now go budgie jumping of the Eiffel tower with now fear Lol xD
Swords totally sound like that, the hell you talking about? This videos are gold dude, please make more!
Favorite character: Crimson Nirnroot.
+David Holaday
I Sooo need "MURDER TIME" As a ringtone
James Back
hahaha, lol YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS.
+David Holaday when asking 6000 gold per lesson yeah give me back my money
Lol return of the Crimson Nirnroot!
3:23 Hello new ringtone
***** I mean, I don't even wanna know.
I think this is the only time I've ever liked the crimson nirnroot.
Worst thing is, all of this shit is so damn true xD
The voice you make for the second soul gem makes me laugh every time. Thank you!
just realized that a part of the map they were shown had an image of an unborn baby
3:35 WTF IS UP WITH THAT CRIMSON NIRNROOT?! XD its just way too messed up ._.
I love the masque of clavicus vile omg yes
GIVE ME 220
.... seems fair.
GIVE ME 180 NICK
Thank you so much for putting a link to the Dungeon map up. I'd never noticed the 'Treasure' Pffff part before.
"I swear to god I will steal your fucking soul"
Right so at 0:23, it says 'Ancient Nordic Shaft'. But that's not a shaft, since shafts are vertical.
And it just so happens that the room specified is shaped like a phallus.
thats a great idea mr crimson nirnroot
I want that enchanted sword!
- Plant "Murder time"....damn that got me laughing every time. Is it really something that exist in skyrim or just something you made up for the video? Because.....i never found it.
that plant is called "crimson nirnroot" but no , they don't talk :)
+Ali Baran Ceydeliler oh I see! that's ashame haha 😂 thanks dude
this needs to be a mod now
It is a mod
Faris Iqmal you can find them where you find the Elder Scroll.
These Skyrim cartoons are so good
Buddy you just bought yourself a subscriber.
it's never late to appreciate greatness!! You ROCK dude
Anyone else see the baby shaped room on the map?
Yeah I think that's an eater egg from another game.
+TheBlakestudios lool
yup
I never noticed before that the part of the map under the "Hanging Fire Pots" is a fetus.
Nice touch, Seanzoz !
Sword much better here haha
i was watching it whilst visiting my parents...