Delivering a letter to someone down the street in Falkreath- 750 gold. Clearing out an entire bandit camp of 15 bandits- 100 gold and no recognition whatsoever.
I think it's cuz you can recover loot from a bandit camp or killing a dragon gives you a soul and dragon bones n scales which can make some badass armor n is worth a lot too if you sell it, clearing out a Giants camp gives you some lvl chest and what ever the giant has. It'll be too rewarding to give anything more in my opinion
HAHAHAH, that fucking ridiculous way of picking up stuff in Skyrim.. I know now, that I'm not the only one who finished decorating my home with Fus Ro Dah angered shout :D
The Barkspawn Omg. To judge someone just by the country where the person lives is so primitive. Do you also think there are bears walking on our streets?
Карина Нурлыева I'd recommend against feeding the trolls with your time and attention ;) (thank you for the original comment btw, hope you liked the rest of the episodes)
They could have held a fire dragon if they kept Numinex's mouth shut. When the imperials captured Ulfric they put a gag on his mouth to stop him from using his voice. I don't see why you couldn't do something to a dragon's mouth to stop them from speaking like a strong, tight, chain or a muzzle with a muffle enchantment.
I know, the fucking candlestick just won't stand... I once ruined my table with an apple... Always quick-save, you never know when you'll bump into shit.
Dude the writing and animation on this is HILARIOUS! How did I not find these gems before! The references are sooooo damn good I'm seriously laughing out loud.
Moshi Plays Yes, the option to make yourself go blind exists. I'm talking about the option to blind other characters. A conversation option that goes "Hey, take a look at this. (Show Elder Scroll)". That'd make carrying around an Elder Scroll worth it.
Reminds me fighting my first Giant yeah I flew in to a hawk on the way up and landed next to an elk and as I was getting up his pet mammoth stomped the shit out of me
+Rico Mane My very first character on Skyrim, I'd just gotten the Dragon Stone and was leaving Bleak Falls Barrow, and decided to fuck with a mammoth, at level 1. Safe to say, it fucked me up.
When he was trying to put the candle stick down, and then he couldn't, and raged so hard he just, "FUS RO DAH!"ed the thing. That is everyone at some point
seanzoz Just a question regarding the bone armor: is that how your dragon bone armor looks on your character in-game or you just made it red:ish pink in this video for flavor? :)
Actually all the 3 things, few episodes ago his first giant, flies sky high comes back for revenge, shit money for bounties and that thing with stuff in the house...
Oh God I just lost it when your Dragonborn was trying to move a candlestick at the end and then just shouted all the stuff off the table in frustration. I've done that before myself. And taking revenge on the giants.. Yup, did that too. Revenge is sweet. But anyway these are hilarious! I hope you make more! :)
I'm not redoing it, I'm extending it. I've laid it out quite a bit for people so that they understand. There's also a brief explanation in the description. *rubs temples counter-clockwise*
I took a few parts down because the series went from 3 episodes to 10 and 2 of those original 3 (this video and the next one) worked better as later parts considering the levels range of the character was so high and that I also wanted to go threw more of the armor sets. It's really quite simple but a few people, despite all my explanation, are making an effort to remain deliberately misunderstand. 99.9% of people get it, the rest are a lost cause.
Just wrapping up some prior obligations like this series then GoT and then I'll be moving onto to some, shall we say, 'newer' content. I've certainly got my eye on GTA but the next gen console titles are not to be over liked either.
Bring back the Black Door joke! That one was hilarious! (You had a few more on the original vids that were also great, but that's the one I remember the most ;)
You should have made it where the candle does stickup but he goes out of his home then comes back in and it sitting on the table UNPERFECT AGAIN LIKE IT ALWAYS DOES
Delivering a letter to someone down the street in Falkreath- 750 gold. Clearing out an entire bandit camp of 15 bandits- 100 gold and no recognition whatsoever.
Jp Killing a dragon who burned a village 500 gold WTF?
I think it's cuz you can recover loot from a bandit camp or killing a dragon gives you a soul and dragon bones n scales which can make some badass armor n is worth a lot too if you sell it, clearing out a Giants camp gives you some lvl chest and what ever the giant has.
It'll be too rewarding to give anything more in my opinion
+Rico Mane its because the game was suposed to have silver and copper coins
Tweedledee u
This is why you don't play vanilla Skyrim. There are mods that fix this shit.
That "fixing the candle" moment. I know that feel. Never getting that time back.
I just reload the last save
***** Autosave happens when you enter an area, unless you screw with the save options.
Futrix Oh yes, that was a major problem in both Skyrim and Oblivion...
I lost a glass dagger behind a dresser... I couldn't get it back...
this whole series is exactly how everyone feels. We need your loading screens as mods.
Leach8887 it is a mod
im a month late. try the sarcastic loading screens mod
@@shrimpet4768 I'm two years late. Thank you for the info.
I'm 3 year late I think I win
Fools I’m seven years late
i like the progression of your character becoming an asshole as they level up, that was totally me
Jordan Ceasar You just get tired of everyone's bullshit after a little while
I was an asshole from the beginning, I always imagine my character whistling a jaunty tune as he disembowels his 4th bandit of the cave.
Im just a teensy bit late but for realllll 😂😂 you still play skyrim?
HAHAHAH, that fucking ridiculous way of picking up stuff in Skyrim.. I know now, that I'm not the only one who finished decorating my home with Fus Ro Dah angered shout :D
far from it, I'm pretty sure everyone has raged at those game mechanics
seanzoz Ayy.... Just wanna decorate...
Thank Jebus for mods!
The Barkspawn
Right... Because we NEVER heard of american cops shooting people.
The Barkspawn Omg. To judge someone just by the country where the person lives is so primitive. Do you also think there are bears walking on our streets?
Карина Нурлыева I'd recommend against feeding the trolls with your time and attention ;) (thank you for the original comment btw, hope you liked the rest of the episodes)
"You guys wouldn't happen to know where I could fill two Grand Souls Gems, would you?"
+Aidan Keogh yeah there is skeleton in the cave there you can fill it
+Hosea Davit skeletons can't fill soul gems
+Hosea Davit skeletons can't fill soul gems
KillzCam
You don't play skyrim do you
Literally drove mammoths to extinction when I was leveling enchanting.
i always loose it at "you owe me a toe."
cameron vigil We hunt giants for their toes...to combine with wheat and cluster whatever plant
+WILVENSG true
WILVENSG or, you know, we eat them to learn what they do. who knows what deathbell does before we take a chomp out of it!
@@TheeGlobFather it's really pretty good once you get past the nail
2:48 LOL I just notices his eyes look at the "100 Gold Added" message for a second! XD
the most satisfying moment in skyrim. when you finally lay a giant out.
Most satisfying moments. When you see a giant killing the dragon you chased and beat him down. That feeling of revenge is just sooooo good.
Shouldn't have fucked with him now shouldn't you have? Dumbass.....
Dragonsreach was actually made to hold an ice dragon
If you combine ice and wood, you get pykrete, even bullets bounce back to that. )(oversimplified told me that)
They could have held a fire dragon if they kept Numinex's mouth shut. When the imperials captured Ulfric they put a gag on his mouth to stop him from using his voice. I don't see why you couldn't do something to a dragon's mouth to stop them from speaking like a strong, tight, chain or a muzzle with a muffle enchantment.
It could work with electric dragons as well.
@@nathanielturner2577 lightning can still set things on fire.
@@SD_yessir That depends on how strong the lightning is? Is it like storm call or like sparks?
Fucking genious... srsly one of the best animation series i ever saw lol.
lol awesome!
He got my sub
I know, the fucking candlestick just won't stand... I once ruined my table with an apple... Always quick-save, you never know when you'll bump into shit.
man, I always run into tables lawl
Ah... I get used to it.
Dude the writing and animation on this is HILARIOUS! How did I not find these gems before! The references are sooooo damn good I'm seriously laughing out loud.
Why thank you dear Austyn.
You need to make more please, maybe like a special one for your fans?
Or maaaaaaybe Season 2? = D
lol the bonus vid was supposed to be the special one for the fans ;)
I just want more T_T
But thanks for making these, they are very well done! ^_^
***** I'll make another for /watch?v=l91ISfcuzDw
seanzoz Alrighty then... *looks around* HEY I NEED SOMEONE TO KIDNAP RICHARD BRANSON.
+seanzoz make a special one for the special one
The one about putting shit back in your house is so true it hurts
Ok, why doesn't the game have this? And by "this", I mean "the option to make random characters go blind by Elder Scroll".
Heres your answer: play skyrim, and try reading the elder scroll. It will temporarily blind you for 4-7 seconds
Moshi Plays Yes, the option to make yourself go blind exists. I'm talking about the option to blind other characters. A conversation option that goes "Hey, take a look at this. (Show Elder Scroll)". That'd make carrying around an Elder Scroll worth it.
God Of Urging oh yeah, definitely... I know a few npc's who deserve that fate
+Moshi Plays
"Have you been to the cloud district? Of course you haven't what am I saying?
+Rico Mane Exactly whom I was thinking of.
Man...need a season two....a modded adventure version this time...😈
I really hope he does a Fallout spinoff :D
+Lord VAder (I4MD347H) THIS^^^
There would be so much support for that. And so much content to make vidoes with!
The mammoths are like "OH SHIT OOOHHHH SHIT"
I'm not sure if he's really sorry or not
Prolly not lol
seanzoz still replying after 3 years, what a badass
I swear, the item placement in this game.
I end up walking extremely cautiously around my house like I'm in an antique museum every time.
I just love how accurate every single one of these loading screens are
Genius .. Simply genius! Glorious!! I am going to have to watch all of these now .. IMMEDIATELY! Thank you for this!
I was going to actually play some Skyrim, but binge watching this series is more entertaining
The giant part made me sad =/
Hey watch episode one he flew him maybe 120 feet in the air
Reminds me fighting my first Giant yeah I flew in to a hawk on the way up and landed next to an elk and as I was getting up his pet mammoth stomped the shit out of me
+Rico Mane My very first character on Skyrim, I'd just gotten the Dragon Stone and was leaving Bleak Falls Barrow, and decided to fuck with a mammoth, at level 1. Safe to say, it fucked me up.
+Prince Vegeta same here bro
+Prince Vegeta troll
Finally, it's about time someone called the Stewarts on their shit
These videos explain skyrim in every detail! So funny XD
1:45 "DIS PLACE HIGH YALL!" Gets me every time.
When he was trying to put the candle stick down, and then he couldn't, and raged so hard he just, "FUS RO DAH!"ed the thing. That is everyone at some point
OMFG. I am in tears.
Ikr they pay so little for bounties or contracts i killed a dragon they only paid 500 and it was no where near my location...
I can relate to the ending XD
1:43 the sad face on the Lonely Mountain hahah
YOU. NEED. MORE. SUBS.
Agreed lol
seanzoz Just a question regarding the bone armor: is that how your dragon bone armor looks on your character in-game or you just made it red:ish pink in this video for flavor? :)
Me and my brother are such nerds. lol.
Fus Ro Dah has become code between us for fuck it all.
it's fus ro dah. and you call yourself a nerd?
We're all entitled to our brain farts. lol.
Plus I had typed that quick without checking the spelling.
***** the spelling is right, they just capitalized. Nbd
+TheAmethystDreamer I always used the life force shout...
*Very softly* Thaas...
+KOMOTO KING time and relative dimension in space duh!
that last part is SOOOO true
Actually all the 3 things, few episodes ago his first giant, flies sky high comes back for revenge, shit money for bounties and that thing with stuff in the house...
These are the BEST Skyrim videos out there!
"Look at this bounty, oh sorry, wrong one". That was hillarious :D
Just rediscovered this gem. The long silence and slight head-tilt after the 2nd 100 gold cracks me up
Great as usual.
I loved how expressive the mammoths were through only their eyes.
Aww man, the longer I wait the better each episode is when it's finally out.
Make these guys wait another month!
"What have you done, Dragonborn!? " Answer? Fried your retinas.
"Oh my, I don't remember issuing-WHAT THE FUCK?!?! MY BRAIN!? OH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE DRAGON BORN!!" fucking nailed it
I DIED at the last part Haha! :D
Same xD
NIPPLE LORD I once snuck into Thalmor barracks and Fu Roh Dah’d until they woke up. Took quite a few before they realized I was there.
sums up trying to edit your house in skyrim.
The Senile Scribble series is hilarious, great job!
Haha the reaction with the house XD Everytime I knock something over I have to put it right :D
Love the house furnishings parody, brought back some old memories!
Oh well, all those house items will reset their positions in like a week anyway.
the part with nocking stuff over and picking up the wrong items is 100% true, smh
Here is another bounty I would have you to look at " shows Elder scroll " nice touch haha....
I love this series.
I have one more bounty for you to look at.
Oh God I just lost it when your Dragonborn was trying to move a candlestick at the end and then just shouted all the stuff off the table in frustration. I've done that before myself. And taking revenge on the giants.. Yup, did that too. Revenge is sweet. But anyway these are hilarious! I hope you make more! :)
This is possibly the best youtube series ever
Seanzoz thanks for sharing your wonderful videos. I love the artistic style and hidden jokes. I watch and thumbs up your videos a lot
I'm not redoing it, I'm extending it. I've laid it out quite a bit for people so that they understand. There's also a brief explanation in the description. *rubs temples counter-clockwise*
Thanks, I'm glad you're enjoying them :)
OMG I almost died at the last lost my breath completely
it took me like 5 minutes but i perfectly displayed my goblets and bowl
the part in his house at the end was so funny i kept rewinding and now my cheeks hurt from smiling so much
I've gotta say this is my all time favourite episode.
I absolutely love these videos
I took a few parts down because the series went from 3 episodes to 10 and 2 of those original 3 (this video and the next one) worked better as later parts considering the levels range of the character was so high and that I also wanted to go threw more of the armor sets. It's really quite simple but a few people, despite all my explanation, are making an effort to remain deliberately misunderstand. 99.9% of people get it, the rest are a lost cause.
1:02 me everytime i go to solitude
"there's actually one more bounty" *pulls out elder scroll*
Guys i'm watching from Ep. 1 and this shit gets more and more funny. I hope this series never ends! :D
that ending was hilarious😂good job
i actually shout at every decoration in my house, because it's fun.
i have never seen these but I keep rewatching every episode. I can't atop laughing holg sh*t
I just found your channel for like 5 minuts ago and i already love your video's :D
Im calling bullshit on him picking up the lit candle
The moment that would killed me off from laughter would´ve been if the two mammoths held each other trunks when he mentioned the SOul Gems xD
when you put the map for the loading screen, to the west of whiterun you included the lonely mountain of the hobbit
That part about placing items is so true
muuurdeeer time!
If i accidentally pick up something in my house... I just reload the autosave from when i entered...
You can do whatever you want in your videos, they're hilarious as they are right now, don't take it the wrong way.
I love the ending when he rages and it really is a pain in the azz to do that
Just wrapping up some prior obligations like this series then GoT and then I'll be moving onto to some, shall we say, 'newer' content. I've certainly got my eye on GTA but the next gen console titles are not to be over liked either.
I love the head tilt of anger.
I can't stop laughing with the one where you can't just put the candlestick how it was before because I have troubles with that all the time. XDD
This guy does the best parodies
Dis place high ya'll!
Imagine if the Grey beards talked like that.
I already lost it at the lockpick skill joke - This'll be good
ah good old decorating :) generally just get fed up pick everything up and stash it in barrels/drawers etc...
Way to go these videos made me subscribe also since they made me laugh i saved on skooma!
The candle thing - SO ACCURATE. The hardest thing BY FAR in Skyrim? Putting a bloody object upright on a surface. IMMPOSSIBRU.
Bring back the Black Door joke! That one was hilarious! (You had a few more on the original vids that were also great, but that's the one I remember the most ;)
love the candle part :D so true!
I guess they know where you can fill two grand soul gems ...
hahahahahahahaha that food one was spot on these are amazing
love the head tilt at 2:53
I fucking LOVE these videos! Thank you so much for making them.
Greatly appreciated :)
You should have made it where the candle does stickup but he goes out of his home then comes back in and it sitting on the table UNPERFECT AGAIN LIKE IT ALWAYS DOES
You're the best, Seansoz
The one about the candle and the house was so realistic to me thought I was the only one who did that
Almost died laughing when he accidentally took the stuff off his house's table. And the end! HAHAHAHA. I've done that before.
1:43 - "Lonely mountain" :D , nice detail