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  • Retired Navy SEAL Jocko Willink breaks down even more combat scenes from movies, including 'Saving Private Ryan,' 'Apocalypse Now,' 'G.I. Jane' and 'Navy Seals.'
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  • @nathaniel7512
    @nathaniel7512 4 года назад +10690

    **Jocko Dies**
    Jocko:”That’s pretty unrealistic”

    • @killianmurphy8527
      @killianmurphy8527 3 года назад +230

      Jocko has heart attack
      Jocko: that’s pretty unrealistic

    • @mayanks2011
      @mayanks2011 3 года назад +41

      -Brezee “comes back to life”

    • @iRevv.
      @iRevv. 3 года назад +121

      *Jocko dies*
      Jocko: That's pretty unrealistic
      Death: That's pretty unrealistic

    • @thadz2493
      @thadz2493 3 года назад +16

      Just gets Revived

    • @JokersWild70
      @JokersWild70 3 года назад +4

      LMAO.

  • @willard5705
    @willard5705 4 года назад +4224

    When Jocko goes to the club, the bouncers show him their id’s

    • @Venkat2811
      @Venkat2811 3 года назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @loganbaylous1330
      @loganbaylous1330 3 года назад +70

      Jocko doesn’t go to the club… the club comes to Jocko

    • @galengraziano7127
      @galengraziano7127 3 года назад

      Yessss

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 3 года назад +3

      In my country bouncers need to have their security licenses visible on their arm.
      So yeah.

    • @Mikemfm666
      @Mikemfm666 3 года назад +1

      Idt any RUclips comment has made me literally laugh out loud.. my god this is perfect

  • @sitogoincrazy
    @sitogoincrazy 2 года назад +2603

    Jocko was talking out of experience when he said “Everyone has a breaking point”.
    His interrogator had his.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 Год назад +47

      I wonder how much Jocko juice he had to give up before they stopped milking him.

    • @pyropug0188
      @pyropug0188 Год назад +68

      Thats not very realistic
      Jocko wouldn’t get captured

    • @aamsheerzabal7128
      @aamsheerzabal7128 Год назад +29

      @@pyropug0188 unless he wanted to

    • @luke8857
      @luke8857 Год назад +6

      @@aamsheerzabal7128 ya got a point. Orders are orders.

    • @teedepefanio4974
      @teedepefanio4974 Год назад +3

      Yeah.. we all learned that in S.E.R.E.
      Something that a civilian or R.E.M.F. would never understand... Jocko is a good man and those who talk out their butt don't have the T.I.R. to even clean his boots...
      #BOHICA #CharlieMike

  • @bubbag3176
    @bubbag3176 Год назад +529

    When Jocko was born, the first thing to come out was suppressive fire

  • @rasmus6969
    @rasmus6969 4 года назад +9494

    GQ didn't even ask Jocko to come. He just showed up and started talking about war movies ...

  • @beatdownaiman
    @beatdownaiman 4 года назад +5796

    When Jocko is late to class, his teacher apologizes for being too early.

  • @IamGulzow
    @IamGulzow 2 года назад +1040

    A few years before I joined the Navy I watched Saving Private Ryan with my granddad who drove tanks in Korea for the Marines. He was quiet through the whole thing, looking contemplative but when Tom Hanks is injured towards the end of the flick and shoots at the tank with his pistol Papa smiled and said "it doesn't matter if they have a bazooka or a sling shot, everybody shoots at the tank."

    • @lemons1559
      @lemons1559 Год назад +5

      Never talked to an actual tanker or tanker adjacent person so I have a question. Is small arms fire ever an issue to tanks? Does it ever cause fear/stress, does it damage optics or jam turret rings etc? Did your grand daddy ever say anything about the topic?

    • @agp11001
      @agp11001 Год назад +21

      @@lemons1559 It was (and is) a common practice to fire towards the vision blocks, usually with machine guns or other automatic weapons. The glass in the periscope is bulletproof, but you can try cracking the glass, rendering it unusable.

    • @lemons1559
      @lemons1559 Год назад +7

      @@agp11001 Between making my earlier comment about this and today, I saw a wee WW2 documentary about how small arms infantry could disrupt tank assaults. It was pretty cool how effective even a rifle is at spooking tankers.

    • @nikolaszuraff1234
      @nikolaszuraff1234 7 месяцев назад +1

      I've only met one WWII veteran. And he was at Pearl Harbor during and after the attack.

  • @jessedesrosier6339
    @jessedesrosier6339 2 года назад +1600

    My grandpa Fred DesRosier was a Marine Scout Sniper in 2nd Marine Div. He was part of several beach landings in the pacific including Tarawa, his elite unit actually swam into the island at night a day before the landing, and posted guard and protection for the landing. They were also the first to have bloched cammies and later the first troops to take over Nigasaki after the bomb. He survived through ptsd, malaria, shrapnel and atomic bombs and lived to be 91 passing in 2016.

    • @kyoki6620
      @kyoki6620 2 года назад +54

      Mad respect For real

    • @InnerBeautyUnleashed
      @InnerBeautyUnleashed 2 года назад +46

      May this great, brave man Rest Peacefully. Many thanks to him for his service. I hope he was able to live a great life post war. 🙏🏽

    • @hungariantankman4607
      @hungariantankman4607 2 года назад +19

      God Bless Him

    • @danielcetta3866
      @danielcetta3866 2 года назад +17

      Thank you Fred DesRosier.. May you rest in peace.

    • @sydneykiley7240
      @sydneykiley7240 2 года назад +18

      Your grandpa is such a badass. What a cool guardian angel to have. God is blessing his soul, you are truly blessed to have had time with him.

  • @willard5705
    @willard5705 4 года назад +2736

    When Jocko goes camping, the bears hide their food

    • @johncb_ho
      @johncb_ho 3 года назад +45

      nah the bears would offer their food

    • @emanuelbatista812
      @emanuelbatista812 3 года назад +12

      @@johncb_ho that's better

    • @debuleopol5166
      @debuleopol5166 3 года назад +4

      Underrated

    • @ScarSonic97
      @ScarSonic97 3 года назад +10

      Sounds like Ginny Sack

    • @AtomicGT55
      @AtomicGT55 3 года назад +6

      @@ScarSonic97 Ginny Sack? What she needs is her own zip code.

  • @kierancaldwell1200
    @kierancaldwell1200 4 года назад +3655

    They didn't ask for him to show up again, he just walked in and told them to start filming

    • @nathand256
      @nathand256 4 года назад +45

      Wrong. The film roll showed up at his house and started it!

    • @jshamlay3340
      @jshamlay3340 4 года назад +12

      Nathan D r/woooooooooooosh

    • @prestondoring2640
      @prestondoring2640 4 года назад +31

      Jshamlay you missed his joke
      That’s not a woooosh on him
      It’s a wish on you

    • @omni-man4624
      @omni-man4624 4 года назад +12

      @@jshamlay3340 R/woosh

    • @dynxwraith8982
      @dynxwraith8982 4 года назад +8

      @@jshamlay3340 I think you got r/woooshed

  • @kbr_____
    @kbr_____ Год назад +139

    Jocko seems like the kind of guy who would randomly tell u the most heart-wrenching, unstably dark and devious yet motivating story and then offer u lollipop

    • @bobbyp8009
      @bobbyp8009 5 месяцев назад +2

      Special Operation guys have an incredibly unique mindset that many cannot emulate, thankful these guys are on our side

    • @S-L-C-03
      @S-L-C-03 2 месяца назад

      I can see it

    • @JasonVoorheeTalkShow
      @JasonVoorheeTalkShow Месяц назад

      Jocko giving you a lollipop: 🍭 🗿

  • @JanetEsq
    @JanetEsq 2 года назад +769

    I had two uncles who were in D-Day; one of them had nightmares about it until the day he died. Thank you Jocko.

    • @InnerBeautyUnleashed
      @InnerBeautyUnleashed 2 года назад +46

      Mad respect to your uncles. May your uncle that passed Rest Peacefully. 🙏🏽

    • @kevinrichardson262
      @kevinrichardson262 Год назад +36

      When I saw "Saving Private Ryan", I was sitting next to 2 WW II vets. All 3 of us were in tears that whole opening scene. Me, out of pride for what they endured; Them? Probably PTSD. I still am moved by that movie. Bought them a few rounds afterwards

    • @aprilecotton2060
      @aprilecotton2060 Год назад +4

      Same here. My dad drove his sherman into a entire german battalion by himself, and took out over 270 men all with his knife and 2 bullets

    • @alexanderthegreat2080
      @alexanderthegreat2080 Год назад +8

      The only time my great-grandfather ever talked about the war was after he saw saving Private Ryan all he said was "that was very accurate"

    • @ClaytonBigsby93
      @ClaytonBigsby93 Год назад +5

      @@aprilecotton2060 That’s insane. What was his name? Surely a feat like that brought along with it major recognition.

  • @Neanderthal75
    @Neanderthal75 3 года назад +2808

    When monsters go to sleep, they check for Jocko under the bed.

    • @Jack-ff8ri
      @Jack-ff8ri 3 года назад +3

      lol

    • @drakewhite6097
      @drakewhite6097 3 года назад +7

      YES 😂😂😭

    • @sirsir9665
      @sirsir9665 3 года назад +13

      That's terrifying because that could of been a reality for the Taliban lol

    • @NathanKotsa
      @NathanKotsa 3 года назад +2

      7:27 Tim Kennedy cameo?

    • @RyunosukeHachi
      @RyunosukeHachi 3 года назад +1

      Jocko vs Chuck Norris, who wins?

  • @stevelastname3276
    @stevelastname3276 4 года назад +4806

    Jocko: “Because it’s funny”
    Everyone: *laughs nervously*

  • @mavericktheswiftie7857
    @mavericktheswiftie7857 Год назад +510

    Jocko wasn't born, he was tactically deployed

  • @bernabetorres864
    @bernabetorres864 Год назад +137

    Hearing him say “And I am sitting in my studio REMOTELY” sent chills up my spine 😳

    • @NobleOsinachi
      @NobleOsinachi Год назад +10

      Brings a whole new meaning to covert ops.

    • @NobleOsinachi
      @NobleOsinachi Год назад +4

      I came back for this comment! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ob_0327
    @ob_0327 4 года назад +4720

    When Jocko crosses the street, the cars look both ways

  • @mdzubair6286
    @mdzubair6286 4 года назад +2042

    Jocko doesn't wear a belt
    His pants stay up out of respect

  • @CDSAfghan
    @CDSAfghan 2 года назад +8

    Guy screaming at another guy at the top of his lungs while under fire
    Jocko: Here they're having a little discussion

  • @Cpinge
    @Cpinge 2 года назад +7

    My favorite line, "And two, because it's funny."

  • @dharunroy4521
    @dharunroy4521 3 года назад +8562

    When Jocko installs a software, the software agrees to his terms and conditions.

  • @david91lvb
    @david91lvb 4 года назад +3665

    After reading a license agreement, the terms and Conditions agreed with Jocko

    • @isafbriefingofficer01
      @isafbriefingofficer01 4 года назад +9

      David Massawa lmao

    • @andrewsullivan9033
      @andrewsullivan9033 4 года назад +6

      Haha definitely on of the best of these lol

    • @davidgraney3413
      @davidgraney3413 4 года назад +9

      This guy is becoming the new Chuck Norris

    • @vrad3703
      @vrad3703 4 года назад +4

      Helen G. Pitts ok

    • @philliplewis1586
      @philliplewis1586 4 года назад +1

      This might be my favorite now. Original, but it keeps the spirit of these jokes. Well done.

  • @BigFatCone
    @BigFatCone Год назад +30

    Without missing a beat: " And 2. Becausse it's funny-".
    Man, I really like this guy.

  • @R0n8urgundy
    @R0n8urgundy 2 года назад +131

    That G.I Jane breakdown was good. G.I. Jane 2, cant wait to see it.

    • @kennymccormick9973
      @kennymccormick9973 2 года назад +33

      *Will Smith wants to know your location......*

    • @Postaldude2003
      @Postaldude2003 Год назад +9

      1,2 will smiths coming for you, 3,4 better lock your door...

    • @algorithmsavior3820
      @algorithmsavior3820 Год назад +6

      No factor

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 Год назад +11

      Starring Jada Pinkett-Smith. I hear it's a slapper.

    • @dex2591
      @dex2591 Год назад

      @@jondunmore4268 Hey !!! Keep her name out of your f**king mouth. 🤬😡

  • @zerg9523
    @zerg9523 4 года назад +7544

    Jocko destroyed the periodic table, he only recognises the element of surprise.

  • @SoupSlayer94
    @SoupSlayer94 3 года назад +3158

    Jocko appears exactly how one would imagine a Navy SEAL named Jocko would look like.

    • @NathanKotsa
      @NathanKotsa 3 года назад +12

      7:27 Tim Kennedy cameo?

    • @afonsoinocencio5994
      @afonsoinocencio5994 3 года назад +21

      That’s pretty unrealistic, jocko is unique

    • @kraftiv2124
      @kraftiv2124 3 года назад +8

      William Campbell looks exactly like someone who commented this comment who's named William Campbell

    • @martijndejong1889
      @martijndejong1889 3 года назад +5

      And he did not disappoint

    • @justineallandevelos6491
      @justineallandevelos6491 2 года назад

      I wouldn't be suprised if Jocko is the designated machinegunner of the squad

  • @gabbermensch
    @gabbermensch 2 года назад +250

    I've worked alongside Scottish troops that, whilst in Division, weren't elite, some were detached..most of them went into horrible situations, mostly Northern Ireland and the former Yugoslavia. They told me a trick for surviving interrogation - "You won't, it's a game of time."

    • @iconofsin5886
      @iconofsin5886 Год назад +2

      Are you British Army? Royal Marine?

  • @Anonymous.android
    @Anonymous.android Год назад +134

    It’s amazing how obviously badass he is, but also how knowledgeable he is on the history of warfare

    • @BirdDogg
      @BirdDogg Год назад +4

      And yet somehow he omitted the Coast Guard while listing the branches of the military and referencing D-day… 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @BlackCheezit
      @BlackCheezit Год назад +2

      @@BirdDogg why would he mention the couch guard

    • @BirdDogg
      @BirdDogg Год назад

      @@BlackCheezit You even asking this question shows your clear ignorance of military history. The Coast Guard is not only the oldest branch of the military in the United States, they have been involved in every armed conflict of our countries history and more specifically on D-Day (the day JokeO is referencing) 15 Coast Guardsmen died driving LCI’s into the shore full of marines. Additionally, Coast Guardsmen saved over 400 soldiers and marines wounded that day. No sailor, marine or soldier worth his salt would not have this knowledge offhand. If you even were in the military(which I doubt) your dd-214 likely says discharged for misconduct. Scumbag

    • @sdot5389
      @sdot5389 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@BirdDogg…and Space Force lol

  • @HEELJezza
    @HEELJezza 4 года назад +9017

    Legend has it that Jocko is the only person able to pause online games.

  • @leogardepizza8936
    @leogardepizza8936 4 года назад +5917

    Jocko built the hospital he was born in.

  • @aaronb6843
    @aaronb6843 2 года назад +249

    Military folks are a breath of fresh air online. They're straight-to-the-point and tell it how it is. God I love that. Zero BS.

    • @TheZandernator
      @TheZandernator Год назад +4

      -🤓🤓🤓

    • @glp.1337
      @glp.1337 Год назад +5

      People that are over 18 and still try to act tough, are some of the most pathetic people on this planet.

    • @goldsnafu
      @goldsnafu Год назад +2

      @@TheZandernator says the 🤓

    • @_Cato_
      @_Cato_ Год назад

      @@glp.1337 This content screams pathetic. Your lack of self-awareness is incredible

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav Год назад

      @@glp.1337 Yep. You are either tough or soft. Acting belongs in the hollywood.

  • @aldowilliams4765
    @aldowilliams4765 Год назад +9

    11:04 bruh the way he says “because it’s funny” with the most serious cold expression possible 😂

  • @ahsanvlogs8495
    @ahsanvlogs8495 4 года назад +2738

    When Jocko was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.

  • @captainoblivious_yt
    @captainoblivious_yt 4 года назад +2827

    Jocko was once stopped by the police for speeding..
    The officer got off with just a warning.

    • @juliedavis9659
      @juliedavis9659 4 года назад +5

      Hahaha ZING!!

    • @spilch980
      @spilch980 4 года назад +3

      VERY ORIGINAL.

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 года назад +4

      Jocko 23 seconds later :
      ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 4 года назад +4

      This same joke is on almost every Jocko clip.

    • @juliedavis9659
      @juliedavis9659 4 года назад +1

      Or is it whether? Yep, my bad..whether.

  • @christopherprichard4952
    @christopherprichard4952 2 года назад +93

    A comment on the entry scene with GI Jane; I was told (by a recon marine) that if a member is taken hostage that he will hold out and provide as much disinformation as possible but torture breaks many. The goal is to last long enough to allow your people to change / adapt plans to create another mission plan, rescue plan, escape plan.

  • @oliveyule
    @oliveyule 2 года назад +229

    He's really professional and this is extremely educational. Love it.

  • @user-qn4ym5ht8b
    @user-qn4ym5ht8b 4 года назад +11525

    Some facts about Jocko:
    1. Jocko lost his virginity before his parents
    2. When he was eighteen years old Jocko decided to live by himself and his parents moved to another house
    3. Jocko’s father is named Jocko Junior
    4. Jocko helped the nurses when he was born
    5. It is impossible for Jocko to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Jocko
    6. In schools, teachers used to raise their hands to talk to Jocko
    7. Once, Jocko missed two days of school in a row. These days then became known as Saturday and Sunday.

    • @mightybaby2583
      @mightybaby2583 4 года назад +450

      It’s #5 and #7 that cracked me up😂

    • @Lawveit
      @Lawveit 4 года назад +116

      Dude... 😂

    • @loganharris6713
      @loganharris6713 4 года назад +263

      I just wanted to say, thank you. You saved me much scrolling.

    • @ark1349
      @ark1349 4 года назад +35

      Gold

    • @patarcher9199
      @patarcher9199 4 года назад +122

      Jockos father is named jocko junior 😂😂

  • @VonTheDon11
    @VonTheDon11 4 года назад +8223

    Jocko is the type of guy to approve his girlfriends dad

    • @xxdemisucksxx
      @xxdemisucksxx 4 года назад +82

      I am like #666. I would like to thank my family and friends, without whom I would not be here right now. Also my fans, who have supported me and finally, God, who made this all possible.

    • @yourdad5162
      @yourdad5162 4 года назад +55

      @@xxdemisucksxx you need help... Somethings wrong with you.... Your crazy.... Get a life....

    • @MikeMayneOfficial
      @MikeMayneOfficial 4 года назад +38

      @@xxdemisucksxx 666? Don't think god is with you my guy

    • @xxdemisucksxx
      @xxdemisucksxx 4 года назад +19

      @@MikeMayneOfficial only uneducated dunces think 666 = evil

    • @alistairstanbridge7461
      @alistairstanbridge7461 4 года назад +6

      @@xxdemisucksxx 616 is the actual evil number

  • @7411.
    @7411. Год назад +94

    I've never been in the military but I certainly appreciate the people who are.

    • @dasaniwatterbottle9934
      @dasaniwatterbottle9934 Год назад +6

      I’m swearing into the army tommorow and this made me smile, thanks man

    • @user-jt3ns5mu2w
      @user-jt3ns5mu2w Год назад +1

      @@dasaniwatterbottle9934 Good luck

    • @7411.
      @7411. Год назад +3

      @@dasaniwatterbottle9934 No. Thank YOU 👍. My family and I appreciate your service my friend.

  • @MikeFoxGolf
    @MikeFoxGolf 2 года назад +62

    Legend has it that Chuck Norris told the Universe that he was tired of being “The One.” The Universe answered back,”No, there is another.”

  • @colesteele3594
    @colesteele3594 4 года назад +2833

    Everytime Jocko talks about America, a bald eagle gets its wings.

  • @Dmans000
    @Dmans000 4 года назад +2860

    The day starts when Jocko tells the sun to rise.

    • @emanuelbatista812
      @emanuelbatista812 3 года назад +17

      Underrated comment! LMAO 😂

    • @laffin_out_loud
      @laffin_out_loud 3 года назад +11

      Now that just scared me😂😂 I literally imagined him just leaning over me like "wakey wakey sunshine!"

    • @blademaster9575
      @blademaster9575 3 года назад +3

      Why do you think he is always up before dawn?

    • @anthonytorridson5360
      @anthonytorridson5360 3 года назад +2

      This is the funniest Jocko clip ever 😂 ruclips.net/video/dJ3S-LI7tZE/видео.html

    • @chhhr_hdzzz
      @chhhr_hdzzz 3 года назад +1

      1k like

  • @michael8940
    @michael8940 2 года назад +14

    Jocko is hilarious, I keep rewinding this part, “you’ll experience a minor inconvenience, they pour water on your head so you can get used to the terror of hostage, and because ITS FUNNY”
    Just the way he says it is hilarious

    • @ynot2385
      @ynot2385 2 года назад

      I've watched every one of hos podcasts and he has the most mental fortitude I've ever seen. I guarantee when he went through that training his only thought was "no factor" lol

  • @jamiebev3
    @jamiebev3 2 года назад +29

    Thank you Jocko for being so sensitive and respectful of the soldiers of Dday. Well said. My grandfather was there (British landings)

  • @VonTheDon11
    @VonTheDon11 4 года назад +1751

    Jocko's teachers raised their hands to talk to him

    • @alphadogfitness6072
      @alphadogfitness6072 4 года назад +1

      Arcana Imperii you’re too funny

    • @callumpenman5992
      @callumpenman5992 4 года назад +28

      Jocko held his mums hand when she was giving birth to him

    • @Daniel-ld7xs
      @Daniel-ld7xs 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @ihannah02
      @ihannah02 4 года назад

      I really like your information on war craft! My grandfather was a OSS agent of Second World War in the European theatre. Before he died he spent a lot of time with me to tell the story of training and the exploits when in country. I believe he would like to hear you and your exploits!

    • @yodatrucker420
      @yodatrucker420 4 года назад

      Jocko is the new Chuck Norris I feel like lol

  • @nathanlaframboise8074
    @nathanlaframboise8074 3 года назад +9795

    Jocko's hair doesn't fall out, it tactically retreats.

  • @gmar0547
    @gmar0547 Год назад +5

    10:10
    Chris Rock “GI JANE 2, can’t wait to see it”
    Will:🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

  • @PianoSkillBoy
    @PianoSkillBoy 2 года назад +7

    GI Jane hitting diff rn

  • @ahsanvlogs8495
    @ahsanvlogs8495 4 года назад +22571

    Jocko is what we all imagine our girlfriends dad to look like.

    • @giow2331
      @giow2331 4 года назад +411

      BEST COMMENT😭💀

    • @cane870
      @cane870 4 года назад +324

      AhsanVlogs jocko is what my girlfriends dad looks like

    • @kevanbaconofficial
      @kevanbaconofficial 4 года назад +626

      When I was a teenager, my girlfriends dad was a black belt in several forms of martial arts, he was built like Jocko, and would shake the foundation of the house when he was kicking the bags in the basement. I remember thinking I was insane to be putting the moves on that mans daughter while he was in the house...

    • @ahsanvlogs8495
      @ahsanvlogs8495 4 года назад +235

      @@kevanbaconofficial kicking bags in the basement? 🤣🤣I'd be scared

    • @VinyZikss
      @VinyZikss 4 года назад +78

      what girlfriend?

  • @nhemgeorge4
    @nhemgeorge4 4 года назад +634

    When jocko moved out he looked at his dad and said
    “You’re the man of the house now.”

    • @In-decay
      @In-decay 4 года назад +2

      Hahahaha. Gold

  • @rickysmith923
    @rickysmith923 2 года назад +18

    “Even when you go in soft, sometimes it gets hard” - Jocko

  • @Grue_bait
    @Grue_bait 2 года назад +68

    I was a squid for 7 years; 2 ships (USS Forrest P Sherman (DD931) and the USS Pegasus (PHM-1)) I totally agree with the sea sickness thing. It would be rough for me pretty much exactly 1 day; then I'd get used to the "motion of the ocean"

    • @BlackCheezit
      @BlackCheezit Год назад +2

      How did you turn back into a human

    • @agp11001
      @agp11001 Год назад

      Dude, the Pegasus, really? Just a fascinating concept for a boat.

  • @jimbishop6720
    @jimbishop6720 3 года назад +1380

    Death comes for Jocko
    Jocko: That's pretty unrealistic.
    Death apologizes and walks away

    • @vedantkhandelwal5717
      @vedantkhandelwal5717 3 года назад +30

      Death: Understandable, have a good day ✌️

    • @thatoneguythatdrankthemilk9821
      @thatoneguythatdrankthemilk9821 3 года назад +3

      lol that is the funnyist thing ever

    • @fihgbeans6077
      @fihgbeans6077 3 года назад

      Casual Wanderer wasn’t funny man

    • @cooldudep
      @cooldudep 3 года назад +2

      I feel he's also likely to say 'No factor. Let me ask you this. What's your course of action for relieving me of my life?'

    • @jaquaviousjane4126
      @jaquaviousjane4126 3 года назад

      this comment should have more feedback than it does😭

  • @The_Fighter03
    @The_Fighter03 4 года назад +4588

    Instead of part 3, we need a „Jocko reacts to comments under the 'Jocko reacts' videos“

  • @CardinalBiggles01
    @CardinalBiggles01 Год назад +2

    "...and secondly, because it's funny". Love this guy

  • @seanmgordon
    @seanmgordon Год назад +2

    11:06 - the way he said 'funny' was so intense! I wonder just how funny it was haha

  • @fbi9180
    @fbi9180 3 года назад +2299

    When jocko skips school, the teachers get detention

  • @mikes9756
    @mikes9756 4 года назад +2366

    Every time JOCKO makes a grammatical mistake... the dictionary is updated

  • @BrandyWine658
    @BrandyWine658 Год назад +50

    I'm so glad I found you. Wow. This is fascinating stuff. My heart aches for these young men and the fear they must have felt. Thank you for explaining this.

  • @estebanslavidastic4382
    @estebanslavidastic4382 2 года назад +31

    this is the most military military man who ever militaried

  • @96ludako
    @96ludako 4 года назад +2304

    Jockos tears can cure cancer. The problem is he never cries.

    • @killianmurphy8527
      @killianmurphy8527 3 года назад +49

      Only time jocko cried was when iron man died

    • @jasonfuertes5590
      @jasonfuertes5590 3 года назад +7

      LMFAO

    • @theriptorn
      @theriptorn 3 года назад +5

      Aw man, I just posted that joke and you me to it. Well done!

    • @dmichael7144
      @dmichael7144 3 года назад +6

      @ludako Chuck Norris gets bit by a cobra, the cobra dies. Chuck Norris gets bit by Jocko, Chuck Norris dies instantly.

    • @roadapple66
      @roadapple66 3 года назад +4

      The only time Jocko cried was when he found out that his immediate, rapid-response team's muster to deploy to a highly hostile area of intense combat was only an alert drill.

  • @napalm6926
    @napalm6926 4 года назад +4026

    Someone attacks Jocko
    Jocko: “That’s pretty unrealistic”

  • @cixtianrush2631
    @cixtianrush2631 2 года назад +2

    Jocko, I am so very glad you are on our side!!! I love your channel man.

  • @fnln544
    @fnln544 Год назад +32

    LCDR Willink,
    Thank you for your honorable service to our country. You are a true warrior.
    No celebration. Just a guy who served nearly 20 good years enlisted and officer: E6 and now O5 as reserve component.
    Almost obsolete. We all have our day.
    GRATEFUL FOR SERVING OUR COUNTRY.
    BLESSINGS.
    An unknown soldier: LTC, MP.

  • @kellerrobertson1045
    @kellerrobertson1045 3 года назад +1853

    Jocko gets captured and has a gun pointed to his head
    Jocko: that’s pretty unrealistic

  • @that1pacificguy
    @that1pacificguy 3 года назад +3227

    Jocko has been to Mars already... that's why there are no signs of life...

    • @guld1999
      @guld1999 3 года назад +12

      Hahahaha

    • @crazyd3uces
      @crazyd3uces 3 года назад +5

      Lol easily the best Jockoism here

    • @floridacooking7018
      @floridacooking7018 3 года назад +6

      EdGar Edwards he is doomslayer confirmed

    • @anthonytorridson5360
      @anthonytorridson5360 3 года назад +2

      My favorite Jocko clip ever!! 😂 😆 ruclips.net/video/dJ3S-LI7tZE/видео.html

    • @ThePoptardedtj
      @ThePoptardedtj 3 года назад

      I am the 1 that made it 901 instet 900

  • @AmericanCrusader222
    @AmericanCrusader222 2 года назад +13

    Jocko is probably the only person who doesn’t accept terms & conditions but it’s still able to use the app

  • @paulscaglione3017
    @paulscaglione3017 Год назад +31

    Jocko, thanks for the description of the Tarrawa invasion and the subsequent developments which led to underwater demo and seal teams. My Uncle Criss was one of those Marines who had to wade across the coral. He lost his sight that day, but had a very great life nonetheless.

  • @bkpgami8581
    @bkpgami8581 4 года назад +2185

    When Jocko arrived late for school his classmates were told off for being early

    • @abunchofiguanaswithinterne2186
      @abunchofiguanaswithinterne2186 4 года назад +14

      Thing is, jocko is the kinda dude to be there at o' 3 hundred even when it starts at 10:00

    • @timoxe
      @timoxe 3 года назад

      Do you mean the meeting of ten minutes before ten minutes before ten minutes lol cuz I was there

    • @2ndanimation
      @2ndanimation 3 года назад

      Franck Muller 6850

    • @rooster0143
      @rooster0143 3 года назад +3

      Jocko's never late. Time is early.

    • @StoicFC
      @StoicFC 3 года назад

      This is a good one lol

  • @baadshahkingofking31
    @baadshahkingofking31 4 года назад +2078

    Jocko once visited the Virgin Islands. Now, they are just called, The Islands.

    • @corbinkost8379
      @corbinkost8379 4 года назад +42

      But the islands were only 14!

    • @soulperish634
      @soulperish634 4 года назад +13

      I can imagine jocko just thrusting into each of the islands sand beach

    • @pugsy7658
      @pugsy7658 4 года назад +9

      that's a stolen joke lmao

    • @windroid_user
      @windroid_user 4 года назад +3

      @@pugsy7658 all the stolen comments are getting the likes, smh...
      Look at my originality lol my comments better blow up

    • @benjaminwright3340
      @benjaminwright3340 4 года назад

      You just copied the Zlatan jokes

  • @anthonymallory5059
    @anthonymallory5059 Год назад +2

    First I want to thank Jocko for his service and second I just want to say he is the coolest.

  • @stevev5547
    @stevev5547 2 года назад +11

    The open scene where soldiers are throwing up could also represent the fact that all the soldiers had a big fat meal before embarking as a "good luck&thank you all" causing sea sick to a big part of the allied army. (heard that on a veteran's interview)

  • @N0MIKIK0NSTBABYDADDY
    @N0MIKIK0NSTBABYDADDY 3 года назад +2152

    When Jocko looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get between Jocko and Jocko

  • @matthewcompton6875
    @matthewcompton6875 4 года назад +1560

    Jocko died 10 years ago... the grim reaper is still trying to build up the courage to go talk to him about it.

  • @blackpanther696936
    @blackpanther696936 2 года назад +4

    First off sir Thank you for your service. I like your no bs attitude

  • @atp2908
    @atp2908 2 года назад +3

    Cool video thankyou for your service

  • @ra1nedits
    @ra1nedits 3 года назад +1465

    When Jocko was born he named his parents

  • @luka4726
    @luka4726 3 года назад +4429

    *When Jocko left for college, he said to his dad “You’re the man of the house now”*

  • @ijonny25251
    @ijonny25251 4 месяца назад +1

    very informative and bless you for your service

  • @kennethlee1133
    @kennethlee1133 2 года назад +9

    My grandfather was in the 29th infantry division first wave made it threw the war. On the 60th Dday anniversary he got to sit beside Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg got his pic with them. He never talk about the war until after that event. Sadly to say he past away 3 years ago and when we were cleaning his house out we found a photo album with pictures of his whole time over there and pictures with him beside General Patton. I like how you break down what's going on in the movies and thank you for your service Jocko!

  • @Dave-ui6xn
    @Dave-ui6xn 4 года назад +1798

    When Jocko looks in the mirror there is no reflection! There can only be 1 Jocko.

    • @DanielNyong
      @DanielNyong 4 года назад +10

      This is underrated.

    • @9words40
      @9words40 4 года назад +2

      got me ded

    • @rhino7731
      @rhino7731 4 года назад +5

      9 words ya got 6 more words left

    • @9words40
      @9words40 4 года назад +1

      @@rhino7731 it is the 100th times I got that comment 😂

    • @rhino7731
      @rhino7731 4 года назад +1

      9 words here I save you all you have to do is ↸ᒷꖎᒷℸ ̣ ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒲᒷリℸ ̣ if you speak minecraft enchantment language you can relate

  • @nufanFE
    @nufanFE 4 года назад +458

    Jocko considers torture "being bothered".

  • @chrys_stone8716
    @chrys_stone8716 2 года назад +9

    Saving Private Ryan is definitely in my top 5 films of all time

  • @lgonzalez1154
    @lgonzalez1154 2 года назад +1

    Best one yet! Thank you sir for your 2 cents! I, like most of us took your experience to heart! LONG LIVE THE US MILITARY!

  • @chinmaysharma9213
    @chinmaysharma9213 3 года назад +967

    jocko puts tangled earphones in his pockets, they come out straight

    • @yoyomodiji
      @yoyomodiji 3 года назад +3

      Kyon backchodi kar raha hain 🤣🤣

    • @rajshekharb1974
      @rajshekharb1974 3 года назад

      @@yoyomodiji Jocko ki girlfriend kabhi kaat ti nahi, khud Jocko ke katwati hai.

    • @user-iz2je1ff5h
      @user-iz2je1ff5h 3 года назад

      @@rajshekharb1974 Ki ratu Khud kur lura hai

  • @kevinjones3656
    @kevinjones3656 3 года назад +1786

    When Jocko goes to a restaurant, the waiters tip him

    • @joannamoreno4320
      @joannamoreno4320 3 года назад +10

      😂😂

    • @Angel-ms1bn
      @Angel-ms1bn 3 года назад +2

      This one wins 😂

    • @rakasin
      @rakasin 3 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @thatguy22441
      @thatguy22441 3 года назад +2

      When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Jocko.

    • @DevadevamJagannatham
      @DevadevamJagannatham 3 года назад +2

      Jocko doesn't go to a restaurant. The restaurant goes to Jocko.

  • @teedepefanio4974
    @teedepefanio4974 Год назад +1

    Thanks, Jocko.. your breakdowns are spot on... keep on, keepin on... #Respect

  • @cbcarnes5139
    @cbcarnes5139 2 года назад +2

    Jocko made Chuck Norris flinch

  • @bobocpe
    @bobocpe 3 года назад +1875

    Jocko's M4A1 has infinite ammo cause it's affraid to run empty.

    • @gamingjay141
      @gamingjay141 3 года назад

      lol

    • @masonmatye7120
      @masonmatye7120 3 года назад +3

      pretty sure his kit was a hk416 instead of m4 pretty standard for seals

    • @jw8042
      @jw8042 3 года назад +1

      Revant exelz. 416 is used by team six (devgru) Jocko used the MK18 10.5 inch M4

    • @plsdontshoot3614
      @plsdontshoot3614 3 года назад +1

      I thought the scar was spec ops but that might be nato

    • @jw8042
      @jw8042 3 года назад +1

      @@plsdontshoot3614 it’s used by some, the scar 17 is used by seals especially in Afghanistan due to longer ranges, the 75th ranger regiment tester the scar 16 but I’m unsure as to current status on that. I think some European forces use the scar 16, but not sure what nation or what units use them as of today. The Norwegian special forces actually uses Diemaco C8 SFW despite being told to switch to the HK416

  • @jacktharrington9414
    @jacktharrington9414 3 года назад +1540

    When Jocko gets pulled over, he asks for the officer’s license and registration.

  • @jbishop2454
    @jbishop2454 2 года назад +60

    I had a family member who passed years ago. He was on Normandy. The soldiers were throwing up because of nerves. However there was another factor. Apparently the Navy were starving the Army soldiers not out of cruelty but because of a lack of food. So come D Day they fed the Army soldiers and most of over ate due to hunger. So on top of everything else, they are puking because a lot of them over ate been not having nutritions in days.

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 Год назад +1

      how did they feed them on D-Day if they didn't have food the other days? also why would there be a food shortage....they would just go back to Britain and get food....which the soldiers must've packed, they weren't on the ships for too long to cross to France

    • @Kniska
      @Kniska Год назад

      @@jacobpeters5458 some cargo plane mustve flew in with more supplies to get them ready

    • @captainjacksparrowthehedge8186
      @captainjacksparrowthehedge8186 27 дней назад

      ​@@jacobpeters5458 they probably had a few Liberty ships or other cargo vessals come in at the Last second. But also food reserves are a thing

  • @tripletriadtrickster6669
    @tripletriadtrickster6669 2 года назад +1

    number two, its fun. gotta loveJocko, I was expecting a stretegic note or something about adaptability, but that was much better!

  • @JDJD-mw9rr
    @JDJD-mw9rr 3 года назад +6827

    Id kill for a reaction video of Jocko reading all the comments about himself

    • @booqueefious2230
      @booqueefious2230 3 года назад +226

      Most of them are recycled Chuck Norris jokes

    • @CrniWuk
      @CrniWuk 3 года назад +141

      @Detroit Baby Yeah let Jocko do the killing. He's a professional.

    • @ashspades5307
      @ashspades5307 3 года назад +26

      Fun fact chuck norris jokes/facts started as jokes regarding vin diesel. But I’d kill for a reaction video of what JDJD described

    • @jebbrown9557
      @jebbrown9557 3 года назад +13

      @Detroit Baby it’s unrealistic

    • @jackkidder3408
      @jackkidder3408 3 года назад +38

      I know, he’s probably laughing at all of us underestimating his power

  • @SKINFLUTE6105
    @SKINFLUTE6105 3 года назад +1235

    Each one of Jocko's chest hairs have a confirmed kill

  • @mattymack894
    @mattymack894 2 года назад +2

    Hearing Jocko say “motion of the ocean” made my day 😂

  • @gryphon5026
    @gryphon5026 Год назад

    Thank you for your Service Sir and for your Analysis

  • @ronswanson1704
    @ronswanson1704 3 года назад +2874

    When Jocko went on his first date, his girlfriend’s dad asked him for permission.

  • @kylemccormack1785
    @kylemccormack1785 4 года назад +695

    I'm a simple man. I see Jocko, I start doing push-ups immediately.

  • @graysonk363
    @graysonk363 Год назад +1

    G.I Jane 2! Can't wait to see it!

  • @thegringo.08
    @thegringo.08 8 месяцев назад +1

    Must watch this at least once a year!!!