Yeah.. we all learned that in S.E.R.E. Something that a civilian or R.E.M.F. would never understand... Jocko is a good man and those who talk out their butt don't have the T.I.R. to even clean his boots... #BOHICA #CharlieMike
A few years before I joined the Navy I watched Saving Private Ryan with my granddad who drove tanks in Korea for the Marines. He was quiet through the whole thing, looking contemplative but when Tom Hanks is injured towards the end of the flick and shoots at the tank with his pistol Papa smiled and said "it doesn't matter if they have a bazooka or a sling shot, everybody shoots at the tank."
Never talked to an actual tanker or tanker adjacent person so I have a question. Is small arms fire ever an issue to tanks? Does it ever cause fear/stress, does it damage optics or jam turret rings etc? Did your grand daddy ever say anything about the topic?
@@lemons1559 It was (and is) a common practice to fire towards the vision blocks, usually with machine guns or other automatic weapons. The glass in the periscope is bulletproof, but you can try cracking the glass, rendering it unusable.
@@agp11001 Between making my earlier comment about this and today, I saw a wee WW2 documentary about how small arms infantry could disrupt tank assaults. It was pretty cool how effective even a rifle is at spooking tankers.
I really like your information on war craft! My grandfather was a OSS agent of Second World War in the European theatre. Before he died he spent a lot of time with me to tell the story of training and the exploits when in country. I believe he would like to hear you and your exploits!
My grandpa Fred DesRosier was a Marine Scout Sniper in 2nd Marine Div. He was part of several beach landings in the pacific including Tarawa, his elite unit actually swam into the island at night a day before the landing, and posted guard and protection for the landing. They were also the first to have bloched cammies and later the first troops to take over Nigasaki after the bomb. He survived through ptsd, malaria, shrapnel and atomic bombs and lived to be 91 passing in 2016.
When I saw "Saving Private Ryan", I was sitting next to 2 WW II vets. All 3 of us were in tears that whole opening scene. Me, out of pride for what they endured; Them? Probably PTSD. I still am moved by that movie. Bought them a few rounds afterwards
When I was a teenager, my girlfriends dad was a black belt in several forms of martial arts, he was built like Jocko, and would shake the foundation of the house when he was kicking the bags in the basement. I remember thinking I was insane to be putting the moves on that mans daughter while he was in the house...
Jocko seems like the kind of guy who would randomly tell u the most heart-wrenching, unstably dark and devious yet motivating story and then offer u lollipop
I've worked alongside Scottish troops that, whilst in Division, weren't elite, some were detached..most of them went into horrible situations, mostly Northern Ireland and the former Yugoslavia. They told me a trick for surviving interrogation - "You won't, it's a game of time."
I think this guy would make a great character in modern warfare. They have been introducing new characters based on real people (Alex Zedra, Jade Struck, etc) and they should consider making a deal with Jocko next.
Some facts about Jocko: 1. Jocko lost his virginity before his parents 2. When he was eighteen years old Jocko decided to live by himself and his parents moved to another house 3. Jocko’s father is named Jocko Junior 4. Jocko helped the nurses when he was born 5. It is impossible for Jocko to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Jocko 6. In schools, teachers used to raise their hands to talk to Jocko 7. Once, Jocko missed two days of school in a row. These days then became known as Saturday and Sunday.
A comment on the entry scene with GI Jane; I was told (by a recon marine) that if a member is taken hostage that he will hold out and provide as much disinformation as possible but torture breaks many. The goal is to last long enough to allow your people to change / adapt plans to create another mission plan, rescue plan, escape plan.
This is quite true. I served 32 years in the USAF with 22 of those years flying the F-15E. I've been through SERE school three times but nothing actually prepares you. You're trained that you WILL break. While I cannot and will not go into details of the schools, I can tell you that you are told in a very subtle way during mission briefing your time frame to hold out should you be captured. After that time has passed, feel free to tell everything you know. By then it will no longer matter as all missions you had knowledge of have now been scrubbed. Of course in Afghanistan, should I have been shot down and capture was imminent, neither I nor my Wizzo had any intention of being taken alive. It was nice to know that if it looked like we had to punch out, a call on the radio would ensure that the world was on it's way to get us and we would have unbroken air cover. The Afghanis feared nothing more our brothers and sisters in the A-10 and the PJ's were nothing to scoff at either.
The only time Jocko cried was when he found out that his immediate, rapid-response team's muster to deploy to a highly hostile area of intense combat was only an alert drill.
@@BlackCheezit You even asking this question shows your clear ignorance of military history. The Coast Guard is not only the oldest branch of the military in the United States, they have been involved in every armed conflict of our countries history and more specifically on D-Day (the day JokeO is referencing) 15 Coast Guardsmen died driving LCI’s into the shore full of marines. Additionally, Coast Guardsmen saved over 400 soldiers and marines wounded that day. No sailor, marine or soldier worth his salt would not have this knowledge offhand. If you even were in the military(which I doubt) your dd-214 likely says discharged for misconduct. Scumbag
I have to say, that was a really pathetic "waterboard" attempt. The actual waterboarding method is so much worse. I was curious so I had my gf try it on me. I was so terrified I came.
“The SEALS that raised me...” You can just imagine an already buff child-Jocko simply appearing one day through the smoke on a practice range and then being taken in by the SEALS.
I once had a piece of turkey jerkey stuck in the back of my throat for hours and it basically ruined my ability to pay attention to a movie. There’s no way that spending two weeks without food, sleep or dry clothes is going to leave me cracking jokes and spouting off.
@@plsdontshoot3614 it’s used by some, the scar 17 is used by seals especially in Afghanistan due to longer ranges, the 75th ranger regiment tester the scar 16 but I’m unsure as to current status on that. I think some European forces use the scar 16, but not sure what nation or what units use them as of today. The Norwegian special forces actually uses Diemaco C8 SFW despite being told to switch to the HK416
One thing I like about this comment is that you get it even when you just started watching the video. In other cases, especially those without time stamps, you have to wait ages before you get to the joke. Of course people could just watch the video and _then_ read the comments, but... that would make too much sense xD
Jocko is hilarious, I keep rewinding this part, “you’ll experience a minor inconvenience, they pour water on your head so you can get used to the terror of hostage, and because ITS FUNNY” Just the way he says it is hilarious
I've watched every one of hos podcasts and he has the most mental fortitude I've ever seen. I guarantee when he went through that training his only thought was "no factor" lol
I am like #666. I would like to thank my family and friends, without whom I would not be here right now. Also my fans, who have supported me and finally, God, who made this all possible.
The guy that threw up in the earlier scene, it's because he was so scared of the idea that one day Jocko would be commenting on that scene. True story.
I watched WWII vets walk out of Saving Private Ryan because it was too real of a reminder of D-day. When the sniper took out the first enemy in the bunker I stood up and cheered. Great movie , new found respect for all who served after seeing the movie.
My dad was in the military, he wasn’t involved in D-Day or anything like that, but he would tell me a lot about the mental trauma it hit him and his friends with. I could never imagine myself in these situations, just how horrifying it is. My dad and his father suffer till this day but every time I see them I hope they have good dreams. Due to this, my dad is the only one I can talk to about my own mental issues, because he understands how difficult it is. Since a lot of his mental health were moved to me, I hope now that he’s retired, he learns to settle down. He’s gotten into bugs and it’s pretty cool!
LCDR Willink, Thank you for your honorable service to our country. You are a true warrior. No celebration. Just a guy who served nearly 20 good years enlisted and officer: E6 and now O5 as reserve component. Almost obsolete. We all have our day. GRATEFUL FOR SERVING OUR COUNTRY. BLESSINGS. An unknown soldier: LTC, MP.
**Jocko Dies**
Jocko:”That’s pretty unrealistic”
Jocko has heart attack
Jocko: that’s pretty unrealistic
-Brezee “comes back to life”
*Jocko dies*
Jocko: That's pretty unrealistic
Death: That's pretty unrealistic
Just gets Revived
LMAO.
GQ didn't even ask Jocko to come. He just showed up and started talking about war movies ...
that’s so funny to think about🤣🤣
Same here🤣🤣
Didn't even leave his podcast studio 😂
Kinda rude
🤣🤣
When Jocko goes camping, the bears hide their food
nah the bears would offer their food
@@johncb_ho that's better
Underrated
Sounds like Ginny Sack
@@ScarSonic97 Ginny Sack? What she needs is her own zip code.
Jocko was talking out of experience when he said “Everyone has a breaking point”.
His interrogator had his.
I wonder how much Jocko juice he had to give up before they stopped milking him.
Thats not very realistic
Jocko wouldn’t get captured
@@pyropug0188 unless he wanted to
@@aamsheerzabal7128 ya got a point. Orders are orders.
Yeah.. we all learned that in S.E.R.E.
Something that a civilian or R.E.M.F. would never understand... Jocko is a good man and those who talk out their butt don't have the T.I.R. to even clean his boots...
#BOHICA #CharlieMike
When Jocko goes to the club, the bouncers show him their id’s
😂😂😂
Jocko doesn’t go to the club… the club comes to Jocko
Yessss
In my country bouncers need to have their security licenses visible on their arm.
So yeah.
Idt any RUclips comment has made me literally laugh out loud.. my god this is perfect
Jocko: “Because it’s funny”
Everyone: *laughs nervously*
hahahahaha. Spot on
Jocko: “Because it’s funny”
Everyone: laughs nervously
Death Korps of Krieg: Man Tuesday already?
10:58
You all laughed?
What’s so funny? 😂
They didn't ask for him to show up again, he just walked in and told them to start filming
Wrong. The film roll showed up at his house and started it!
Nathan D r/woooooooooooosh
Jshamlay you missed his joke
That’s not a woooosh on him
It’s a wish on you
@@jshamlay3340 R/woosh
@@jshamlay3340 I think you got r/woooshed
A few years before I joined the Navy I watched Saving Private Ryan with my granddad who drove tanks in Korea for the Marines. He was quiet through the whole thing, looking contemplative but when Tom Hanks is injured towards the end of the flick and shoots at the tank with his pistol Papa smiled and said "it doesn't matter if they have a bazooka or a sling shot, everybody shoots at the tank."
Never talked to an actual tanker or tanker adjacent person so I have a question. Is small arms fire ever an issue to tanks? Does it ever cause fear/stress, does it damage optics or jam turret rings etc? Did your grand daddy ever say anything about the topic?
@@lemons1559 It was (and is) a common practice to fire towards the vision blocks, usually with machine guns or other automatic weapons. The glass in the periscope is bulletproof, but you can try cracking the glass, rendering it unusable.
@@agp11001 Between making my earlier comment about this and today, I saw a wee WW2 documentary about how small arms infantry could disrupt tank assaults. It was pretty cool how effective even a rifle is at spooking tankers.
I've only met one WWII veteran. And he was at Pearl Harbor during and after the attack.
After reading a license agreement, the terms and Conditions agreed with Jocko
David Massawa lmao
Haha definitely on of the best of these lol
This guy is becoming the new Chuck Norris
Helen G. Pitts ok
This might be my favorite now. Original, but it keeps the spirit of these jokes. Well done.
Jocko destroyed the periodic table, he only recognises the element of surprise.
this comment is underrated
I have a t-shirt with this. AH! (123) The element of surprise.
I think I love you
Lmao
Hahaha this comment is sick
Jocko's teachers raised their hands to talk to him
Arcana Imperii you’re too funny
Jocko held his mums hand when she was giving birth to him
Lmao
I really like your information on war craft! My grandfather was a OSS agent of Second World War in the European theatre. Before he died he spent a lot of time with me to tell the story of training and the exploits when in country. I believe he would like to hear you and your exploits!
Jocko is the new Chuck Norris I feel like lol
My grandpa Fred DesRosier was a Marine Scout Sniper in 2nd Marine Div. He was part of several beach landings in the pacific including Tarawa, his elite unit actually swam into the island at night a day before the landing, and posted guard and protection for the landing. They were also the first to have bloched cammies and later the first troops to take over Nigasaki after the bomb. He survived through ptsd, malaria, shrapnel and atomic bombs and lived to be 91 passing in 2016.
Mad respect For real
May this great, brave man Rest Peacefully. Many thanks to him for his service. I hope he was able to live a great life post war. 🙏🏽
God Bless Him
Thank you Fred DesRosier.. May you rest in peace.
Your grandpa is such a badass. What a cool guardian angel to have. God is blessing his soul, you are truly blessed to have had time with him.
Everytime Jocko talks about America, a bald eagle gets its wings.
Bruhhh , hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Hahaha👍👍👍
Hilarious 😂
When monsters go to sleep, they check for Jocko under the bed.
lol
YES 😂😂😭
That's terrifying because that could of been a reality for the Taliban lol
7:27 Tim Kennedy cameo?
Jocko vs Chuck Norris, who wins?
Legend has it that Jocko is the only person able to pause online games.
LMFAOOO
😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's pretty unrealistic...
"aye Imma go make me a sandwich. Any of you guys moves, and Imma beat yo asses"
When Jocko was born, the first thing to come out was suppressive fire
This is GOLD 🤣🤣
he wasnt born, he was tactically deployed.
Dude 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jocko fire the panzerschreck!
When Jocko crosses the street, the cars look both ways
Fr tho
Jocko has replaced Chuck Norris.
Omg I love this 👏🏽👏🏽😂😂
@derek LYONS no u
Ik
Jocko appears exactly how one would imagine a Navy SEAL named Jocko would look like.
7:27 Tim Kennedy cameo?
That’s pretty unrealistic, jocko is unique
William Campbell looks exactly like someone who commented this comment who's named William Campbell
And he did not disappoint
I wouldn't be suprised if Jocko is the designated machinegunner of the squad
Jocko was once stopped by the police for speeding..
The officer got off with just a warning.
Hahaha ZING!!
VERY ORIGINAL.
Jocko 23 seconds later :
ruclips.net/video/lCl7I7png08/видео.html
This same joke is on almost every Jocko clip.
Or is it whether? Yep, my bad..whether.
I had two uncles who were in D-Day; one of them had nightmares about it until the day he died. Thank you Jocko.
Mad respect to your uncles. May your uncle that passed Rest Peacefully. 🙏🏽
When I saw "Saving Private Ryan", I was sitting next to 2 WW II vets. All 3 of us were in tears that whole opening scene. Me, out of pride for what they endured; Them? Probably PTSD. I still am moved by that movie. Bought them a few rounds afterwards
Same here. My dad drove his sherman into a entire german battalion by himself, and took out over 270 men all with his knife and 2 bullets
The only time my great-grandfather ever talked about the war was after he saw saving Private Ryan all he said was "that was very accurate"
@@aprilecotton2060 That’s insane. What was his name? Surely a feat like that brought along with it major recognition.
Instead of part 3, we need a „Jocko reacts to comments under the 'Jocko reacts' videos“
no we need a part 3 .
LOOOL! yes
Yes, that would be hilariously funny 😁
@@NickJC1086 do you have a link to the video you're talking about?
Hy 😂
Jocko is what we all imagine our girlfriends dad to look like.
BEST COMMENT😭💀
AhsanVlogs jocko is what my girlfriends dad looks like
When I was a teenager, my girlfriends dad was a black belt in several forms of martial arts, he was built like Jocko, and would shake the foundation of the house when he was kicking the bags in the basement. I remember thinking I was insane to be putting the moves on that mans daughter while he was in the house...
@@kevanbaconofficial kicking bags in the basement? 🤣🤣I'd be scared
what girlfriend?
When Jocko was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
LMAO
This ones good
Thats pretty good!! :D
This one actually got me, well done
😅
Jocko seems like the kind of guy who would randomly tell u the most heart-wrenching, unstably dark and devious yet motivating story and then offer u lollipop
Special Operation guys have an incredibly unique mindset that many cannot emulate, thankful these guys are on our side
I can see it
Jocko giving you a lollipop: 🍭 🗿
Dumb
The day starts when Jocko tells the sun to rise.
Underrated comment! LMAO 😂
Now that just scared me😂😂 I literally imagined him just leaning over me like "wakey wakey sunshine!"
Why do you think he is always up before dawn?
This is the funniest Jocko clip ever 😂 ruclips.net/video/dJ3S-LI7tZE/видео.html
1k like
When Jocko arrived late for school his classmates were told off for being early
Thing is, jocko is the kinda dude to be there at o' 3 hundred even when it starts at 10:00
Do you mean the meeting of ten minutes before ten minutes before ten minutes lol cuz I was there
Franck Muller 6850
Jocko's never late. Time is early.
This is a good one lol
Id kill for a reaction video of Jocko reading all the comments about himself
Most of them are recycled Chuck Norris jokes
@Detroit Baby Yeah let Jocko do the killing. He's a professional.
Fun fact chuck norris jokes/facts started as jokes regarding vin diesel. But I’d kill for a reaction video of what JDJD described
@Detroit Baby it’s unrealistic
I know, he’s probably laughing at all of us underestimating his power
I've worked alongside Scottish troops that, whilst in Division, weren't elite, some were detached..most of them went into horrible situations, mostly Northern Ireland and the former Yugoslavia. They told me a trick for surviving interrogation - "You won't, it's a game of time."
Are you British Army? Royal Marine?
When Jocko installs a software, the software agrees to his terms and conditions.
Good one
That’s a good one
"That's pretty realistic, google lacks rules of engagement"
Let go
That one is pretty good
Death comes for Jocko
Jocko: That's pretty unrealistic.
Death apologizes and walks away
Death: Understandable, have a good day ✌️
lol that is the funnyist thing ever
Casual Wanderer wasn’t funny man
I feel he's also likely to say 'No factor. Let me ask you this. What's your course of action for relieving me of my life?'
this comment should have more feedback than it does😭
When Jocko is late to class, his teacher apologizes for being too early.
Jocko is 4 hours early for everything
Andy then everyone apologizes for being to late
Jocko doesn’t know what late means
lul
Jocko is gonna have like his own line of chuck Norris jokes like jocko can slam a revolving door
Hearing him say “And I am sitting in my studio REMOTELY” sent chills up my spine 😳
Brings a whole new meaning to covert ops.
I came back for this comment! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Someone attacks Jocko
Jocko: “That’s pretty unrealistic”
You are funny 😂
Gave me a spit take
That was a good one 👌
LMAO no one dares!!
lol xD
When Jocko looks in the mirror there is no reflection! There can only be 1 Jocko.
This is underrated.
got me ded
9 words ya got 6 more words left
@@rhino7731 it is the 100th times I got that comment 😂
9 words here I save you all you have to do is ↸ᒷꖎᒷℸ ̣ ᒷ ||𝙹⚍∷ ᓵ𝙹ᒲᒲᒷリℸ ̣ if you speak minecraft enchantment language you can relate
When Jocko is the only person at the base it’s considered a hard target.
When I am near Jocko I am considered hard as well
@@wicked5999 r/cursedcomments
I think this guy would make a great character in modern warfare. They have been introducing new characters based on real people (Alex Zedra, Jade Struck, etc) and they should consider making a deal with Jocko next.
Forget that. You would be insane to consider it a target whatsoever.
🤣🤣
11:04 bruh the way he says “because it’s funny” with the most serious cold expression possible 😂
Some facts about Jocko:
1. Jocko lost his virginity before his parents
2. When he was eighteen years old Jocko decided to live by himself and his parents moved to another house
3. Jocko’s father is named Jocko Junior
4. Jocko helped the nurses when he was born
5. It is impossible for Jocko to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Jocko
6. In schools, teachers used to raise their hands to talk to Jocko
7. Once, Jocko missed two days of school in a row. These days then became known as Saturday and Sunday.
It’s #5 and #7 that cracked me up😂
Dude... 😂
I just wanted to say, thank you. You saved me much scrolling.
Gold
Jockos father is named jocko junior 😂😂
I'm a simple man. I see Jocko, I start doing push-ups immediately.
And burpees - GET SOME
loooool. the comments on here are hilarious
lololol loved it!!!
Jocko doesn’t do pushups he pushes the world down
Enemy: FIRE!!
Jocko: Stop firing
Enemy: Stop firing men
lloooooooooolllll
Guy screaming at another guy at the top of his lungs while under fire
Jocko: Here they're having a little discussion
Jocko once visited the Virgin Islands. Now, they are just called, The Islands.
But the islands were only 14!
I can imagine jocko just thrusting into each of the islands sand beach
that's a stolen joke lmao
@@pugsy7658 all the stolen comments are getting the likes, smh...
Look at my originality lol my comments better blow up
You just copied the Zlatan jokes
jocko puts tangled earphones in his pockets, they come out straight
Kyon backchodi kar raha hain 🤣🤣
@@yoyomodiji Jocko ki girlfriend kabhi kaat ti nahi, khud Jocko ke katwati hai.
@@rajshekharb1974 Ki ratu Khud kur lura hai
Every time JOCKO makes a grammatical mistake... the dictionary is updated
Grammatical change JOCKO doesn't make mistakes
Another stolen one.
Elton Tubola ;)
@@bernardjiret5094 ff
Stolen comment.
A comment on the entry scene with GI Jane; I was told (by a recon marine) that if a member is taken hostage that he will hold out and provide as much disinformation as possible but torture breaks many. The goal is to last long enough to allow your people to change / adapt plans to create another mission plan, rescue plan, escape plan.
This is quite true. I served 32 years in the USAF with 22 of those years flying the F-15E. I've been through SERE school three times but nothing actually prepares you. You're trained that you WILL break. While I cannot and will not go into details of the schools, I can tell you that you are told in a very subtle way during mission briefing your time frame to hold out should you be captured. After that time has passed, feel free to tell everything you know. By then it will no longer matter as all missions you had knowledge of have now been scrubbed. Of course in Afghanistan, should I have been shot down and capture was imminent, neither I nor my Wizzo had any intention of being taken alive. It was nice to know that if it looked like we had to punch out, a call on the radio would ensure that the world was on it's way to get us and we would have unbroken air cover. The Afghanis feared nothing more our brothers and sisters in the A-10 and the PJ's were nothing to scoff at either.
Jocko's hair doesn't fall out, it tactically retreats.
🤣🤣🤣
Best one hahahahaha
You ain’t find a great comment like that too much
Jajaja
7:27 Tim Kennedy cameo?
When Jocko was born he named his parents
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahahha
renamed
Jocko gave birth to his parents
@@DaSourOrange You ruined the joke.
Jockos tears can cure cancer. The problem is he never cries.
Only time jocko cried was when iron man died
LMFAO
Aw man, I just posted that joke and you me to it. Well done!
@ludako Chuck Norris gets bit by a cobra, the cobra dies. Chuck Norris gets bit by Jocko, Chuck Norris dies instantly.
The only time Jocko cried was when he found out that his immediate, rapid-response team's muster to deploy to a highly hostile area of intense combat was only an alert drill.
That G.I Jane breakdown was good. G.I. Jane 2, cant wait to see it.
*Will Smith wants to know your location......*
1,2 will smiths coming for you, 3,4 better lock your door...
No factor
Starring Jada Pinkett-Smith. I hear it's a slapper.
@@jondunmore4268 Hey !!! Keep her name out of your f**king mouth. 🤬😡
When Jocko got captured at war, he was the one asking the questions
Jocko doesn't get captured at war, war gets captured at Jocko
That's pretty unrealistic.
Jocko just walked in to a prisoner of war camp and asked to be tied up. The Commandant shot himself rather than be the one to tie him up.
Yessss
Jocko doesn't cut his hair, his hair stops growing out of fear.
Epic
😂😂😂
lmfao
Omgg hahahha whats with these jocko comments i cant stop laughing :D
@@myra961 they are amazing
Jocko gets captured and has a gun pointed to his head
Jocko: that’s pretty unrealistic
“Understandable have nice day”
On the other scenario
Jocko: *"No factor"*
🤣
NOT check.
Jocko Willink more like Jockstrap Filling
It’s amazing how obviously badass he is, but also how knowledgeable he is on the history of warfare
And yet somehow he omitted the Coast Guard while listing the branches of the military and referencing D-day… 🤦🏻♂️
@@BirdDogg why would he mention the couch guard
@@BlackCheezit You even asking this question shows your clear ignorance of military history. The Coast Guard is not only the oldest branch of the military in the United States, they have been involved in every armed conflict of our countries history and more specifically on D-Day (the day JokeO is referencing) 15 Coast Guardsmen died driving LCI’s into the shore full of marines. Additionally, Coast Guardsmen saved over 400 soldiers and marines wounded that day. No sailor, marine or soldier worth his salt would not have this knowledge offhand. If you even were in the military(which I doubt) your dd-214 likely says discharged for misconduct. Scumbag
@@BirdDogg…and Space Force lol
Jocko : "We torment people by two reasons :
-we want to strengthen them
-it's funny"
lol yeah glad someone said it so i didn't have to.
I have to say, that was a really pathetic "waterboard" attempt. The actual waterboarding method is so much worse. I was curious so I had my gf try it on me. I was so terrified I came.
manictiger so you waterboarded her too
@@canyenersoy6366
Hey, y'know, if it works, it works.
Literally did a snort, snot, laugh at this and knew someone picked up on that hahaha!!
Jocko doesn't wear a belt
His pants stay up out of respect
Nice one haha
You saying he's fat?
Stolen comment
🤣 Genious
Naw, the size of his Titanic balls holds them up.
When jocko skips school, the teachers get detention
Very cool FBI. Thank you.
Thank you FBI
Is Jocko's assets are the FBI
😂
Jocko is the FBI's agent
He's really professional and this is extremely educational. Love it.
“The SEALS that raised me...” You can just imagine an already buff child-Jocko simply appearing one day through the smoke on a practice range and then being taken in by the SEALS.
Just imagine how the older salty Vietnam vet SEALS were in the 90s. Those were the men training Jocko lol.
Like a wildling, but for the military lmao
lol guys in the service 10 years gutting hard to be there getting paced by a giant 8 year old: "HURRY UP YOU FUCKSTICKS WE GOT PEOPLE KILL"
The real life version of space marines
When jocko moved out he looked at his dad and said
“You’re the man of the house now.”
Hahahaha. Gold
When Jocko was working at his first job his manager asked him for a raise.
@*CJ* "your"? His what?
This is the best comment I’ve seen on RUclips this week 🤣🤣
Military folks are a breath of fresh air online. They're straight-to-the-point and tell it how it is. God I love that. Zero BS.
-🤓🤓🤓
People that are over 18 and still try to act tough, are some of the most pathetic people on this planet.
@@TheZandernator says the 🤓
@@glp.1337 This content screams pathetic. Your lack of self-awareness is incredible
@@glp.1337 Yep. You are either tough or soft. Acting belongs in the hollywood.
Jocko: "Everyone has a breaking point"
me, getting upset if my chair pillow is at the wrong angle: "Yes"
Me, when my pillow is too warm : FACTS !
@@mikek9297 Me thinking of just yeeting the pillow and sleeping without it: It's free real estate
i just don’t sleep if my pillow isn’t cold
@@OK-fu5zc Yeah, seriously pulls me out of my comfort zone.
I once had a piece of turkey jerkey stuck in the back of my throat for hours and it basically ruined my ability to pay attention to a movie.
There’s no way that spending two weeks without food, sleep or dry clothes is going to leave me cracking jokes and spouting off.
Jocko has been to Mars already... that's why there are no signs of life...
Hahahaha
Lol easily the best Jockoism here
EdGar Edwards he is doomslayer confirmed
My favorite Jocko clip ever!! 😂 😆 ruclips.net/video/dJ3S-LI7tZE/видео.html
I am the 1 that made it 901 instet 900
Jocko's M4A1 has infinite ammo cause it's affraid to run empty.
lol
pretty sure his kit was a hk416 instead of m4 pretty standard for seals
Revant exelz. 416 is used by team six (devgru) Jocko used the MK18 10.5 inch M4
I thought the scar was spec ops but that might be nato
@@plsdontshoot3614 it’s used by some, the scar 17 is used by seals especially in Afghanistan due to longer ranges, the 75th ranger regiment tester the scar 16 but I’m unsure as to current status on that. I think some European forces use the scar 16, but not sure what nation or what units use them as of today. The Norwegian special forces actually uses Diemaco C8 SFW despite being told to switch to the HK416
Thank you Jocko for being so sensitive and respectful of the soldiers of Dday. Well said. My grandfather was there (British landings)
When Jocko goes to a restaurant, the waiters tip him
😂😂
This one wins 😂
🤣
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he checks under the bed for Jocko.
Jocko doesn't go to a restaurant. The restaurant goes to Jocko.
Me: “it’s not funny”
Jocko: “it’s funny”
Me: “it’s very funny”
🤣
Lol
@@Fosi94 q.
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Hhhhbbbh 7 9 años
@@willianandrestorres1327 ¿Qué?
Woman: *hurts a friend of Jocko*
Jocko: „At this Point, she’s not doing a very good job, because she is about to get killed“
Nicolai Müller omg 😆
He would say that she needs to take extreme ownership of her life and her actions....
One thing I like about this comment is that you get it even when you just started watching the video.
In other cases, especially those without time stamps, you have to wait ages before you get to the joke.
Of course people could just watch the video and _then_ read the comments, but... that would make too much sense xD
Good
this is actually funny tbh 5555555
Jocko is hilarious, I keep rewinding this part, “you’ll experience a minor inconvenience, they pour water on your head so you can get used to the terror of hostage, and because ITS FUNNY”
Just the way he says it is hilarious
I've watched every one of hos podcasts and he has the most mental fortitude I've ever seen. I guarantee when he went through that training his only thought was "no factor" lol
Jocko went to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called the Islands.
LMAO
Now they are called the Chad Islands
They are now known as the jocko islands
lel LIKe
Next stop, Virginia.
The guys at the beginning weren’t seasick. They were terrified at the thought of Jocko someday critiquing their acting
🤣 gold
I didn't see that one coming 😂
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Martin S Thanks for the feedback, buddy
Jocko's worst day was february 30th. Now it doesn’t exist.
lol
And the 29th only comes out to see if he's still here every so often.
but it does my friend. it comes every so many years to have peek a boo... look it up leap year or leap day.
@@ikskwizit no februari can be the 28th or 29th and also the 30th
@Chief Big Bob whatever bro look it up
One of the veterans at the 80th D-day anniversary in Normandy said they did indeed train them to keep moving forward and that's how he survived.
Jocko died 10 years ago... the grim reaper is still trying to build up the courage to go talk to him about it.
This is the most creative one I've seen I'm on the floor dying rn😂😂😂😂😂
LOL
hahahahaha
Genius
Man that's a Chuck Norris jokr
Jocko Willink doesn't turn on the lights, he turns off the dark.
When Jocko gets pulled over, he asks for the officer’s license and registration.
Police officers know better to pull Jocko over.....lol!
When he gets pulled over, he lets the cop off with a warning.
7:27 Tim Kennedy cameo?
🤣🤣🤣
Jocko doesn’t get pulled over, cops pull over for Jocko.
Legend has it that Chuck Norris told the Universe that he was tired of being “The One.” The Universe answered back,”No, there is another.”
When Jocko gets pulled over by a cop the cop walks away with a ticket.
😂
Haha
he pulls over cops
Haha thats probably happened.
😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Jocko is the type of guy to approve his girlfriends dad
I am like #666. I would like to thank my family and friends, without whom I would not be here right now. Also my fans, who have supported me and finally, God, who made this all possible.
@@xxdemisucksxx you need help... Somethings wrong with you.... Your crazy.... Get a life....
@@xxdemisucksxx 666? Don't think god is with you my guy
@@MikeMayneOfficial only uneducated dunces think 666 = evil
@@xxdemisucksxx 616 is the actual evil number
Jocko built the hospital he was born in.
😂
Gods aren't born
Hahaha
Jocko built his house with his bare hands.
That sounds like a Chuck Norris trope
My favorite line, "And two, because it's funny."
Each one of Jocko's chest hairs have a confirmed kill
Best one lol
LMAOOO
Beat comment 😂
Dumb
Jocko is the only guy who can pull the ‘push only’ door.
Jocko is the human embodiment of a navy seal
@Matt Mlol what is a cucked brand. Like GQ's girlfriend is cheating or what?
I can't stand the dude, he likes himself too much.
Niels how dude
@@ronthedon2518 He talks and he talks and he talks, about himself.
Niels lol you haven’t seen who he actually is then, watch a few of his guest podcasts and you’ll think different
Everyone in the comments trying to one up each other is the best part of this vid. Some light hearted humor considering the content.
The guy that threw up in the earlier scene, it's because he was so scared of the idea that one day Jocko would be commenting on that scene. True story.
Everyone: worried that jocko won’t come back to show
Jocko: No factor
CHECK
ROGER ROGER
Evidently, fear is not a factor for you, Jocko.
Roger that, Oh wrong guy
no factor
Jocko is the human definition of, "I didn't start this war but I'm going to end it"
You are right on so many levels. This statement, I believe, fits him perfectly.
No, that's a Marine AND Jocko
I couldn’t agree more with you.
I watched WWII vets walk out of Saving Private Ryan because it was too real of a reminder of D-day. When the sniper took out the first enemy in the bunker I stood up and cheered. Great movie , new found respect for all who served after seeing the movie.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Jocko at night.
Good one good one
Yhea don't think Jocko is there....yet
@@thedarkdragon1437 a navy seal for 20 years and a black belt in Jiu-Jitsu, I'd say he's there for sure
@@BTL0523 out of respect for our elders we will have to go with Norris on this one. But Jocko will have his turn.
Nice!!!
*When Jocko left for college, he said to his dad “You’re the man of the house now”*
Stealing comment
😂😂😂
Legendary lol
Yes
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Corona Virus quarantines for 14 days when Jocko goes out
We should ask jocko go out more often, like every 13 days then
7:27 Tim Kennedy cameo?
I've never been in the military but I certainly appreciate the people who are.
I’m swearing into the army tommorow and this made me smile, thanks man
@@dasaniwatterbottle9934 Good luck
@@dasaniwatterbottle9934 No. Thank YOU 👍. My family and I appreciate your service my friend.
You always think that there’s no way Navy SEAL’s or other Special Operations guys actually look like like the stereotypes. And then you see Jocko.
Usually a lot of military men or women look and act like stand up serious men and women
Spec Ops guys tend to come in all different sizes
@@ragglefraggle9111 those guys are scary
@@8draco8 i've met a couple that look and talk like accountants. serial killer vibes.
They've seen that horror has a face, and have made a friend of horror.
There's no monsters under jocko's bed. There's jocko under the monster's bed.
i just imagine him under the bed and when ever someone looks under there he starts talking about war movies
salty soviet
Kid: Mom there’s a monster!
Mom: No there’s not...loo-
Jocko: Now, that’s pretty unrealistic
@@rustymilkshake2381 actually made me lol
@@bushboy1163 "HEY WSAUCE, JOCKO HERE, Did you know that this M4 is fully loaded and the safety has been off since you entered the room?"
Jocko has a diary. Its known as the Guiness Book of World Records.
Yessss
😂😂
Oh god this one wins 😂
Nice
Guiness book of records was founded in 1955 whereas Mr. Willink was born in 1971, Your statement doesnt make any sense sir.
My dad was in the military, he wasn’t involved in D-Day or anything like that, but he would tell me a lot about the mental trauma it hit him and his friends with.
I could never imagine myself in these situations, just how horrifying it is. My dad and his father suffer till this day but every time I see them I hope they have good dreams.
Due to this, my dad is the only one I can talk to about my own mental issues, because he understands how difficult it is. Since a lot of his mental health were moved to me, I hope now that he’s retired, he learns to settle down.
He’s gotten into bugs and it’s pretty cool!
Very cool helping your dad out. Hope his interest in bugs continues!
What do you mean into bugs I’m trying to find mine a hobby
@@goodnamestaken Like flies, cockroaches... bugs..
Weapons use Jocko for self-defense.
Joel Gawne 😂🤣🤣😭
😭😭😭
Underrated
*John Wick bas entered the chat*
@aola wili no he is the demon of the sleep paralysis demons when they get sleep paralysis
A small sample of Jocko's chest muscle was once taken and analzyed
The tissue became the basis for what we know today as "kevlar"
Tank armor
Lmao
We watch youtube about how Navy Seal breaks down movie scene
But we actually read comments about Jocko Wilink
HA,HA - THIS!
🤣🤣🤣
Jocko killed the last guy that mispelled his last name.
LCDR Willink,
Thank you for your honorable service to our country. You are a true warrior.
No celebration. Just a guy who served nearly 20 good years enlisted and officer: E6 and now O5 as reserve component.
Almost obsolete. We all have our day.
GRATEFUL FOR SERVING OUR COUNTRY.
BLESSINGS.
An unknown soldier: LTC, MP.