Navy SEAL Jocko Willink Breaks Down More Combat Scenes From Movies Part 3 | GQ
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- Retired Navy SEAL Jocko Willink breaks down even more combat scenes from movies, including 'Behind Enemy Lines,' 'Battleship' and 'Tears of the Sun.'
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Navy SEAL Jocko Willink Breaks Down More Combat Scenes From Movies Part 3 | GQ
Me: this is a solid movie
Jocko: this is not a good movie
Me: this is not a good movie
Hahahaha.
That was an amazing line.
Movies don’t make themselves
Movies make themselves so jocko can review them
People keep reusing this comment, but oh well it works I guess.
Facts. Happened to me while he was explaining Battleship
“This is a movie...and it’s not a good movie”
*Director sweats nervously*
Eh it’s Michael Bay he knows he sucks. That’s why he has Mark Wahlberg play lead in most of his movies 😂
Tommy2shoe811 It was Peter Berg but yes RE Wahlberg
can i get a time stamp for that comment?
Asa Yagami 10:52
Could you imagine if ALL movies were realistic?? THAT would be boring
“The only bigger threat than a flying frag would be having to sit through a movie like this.” Jocko crapped on this movie so hard and I love it LOL
Somehow I feel like part 3 will be the last one with that frustrated "Thanks for watching" at the end...
hahha so true
I'd say he should be the military advisor for Hollywood, but then no military movie would ever get made.
@@petrastedman669 Maybe he should write a screenplay for a WWII movie in a war between the US and Japanese imperials.
@@zaynes5094 honestly, if he wrote a genuine Navy SEAL movie and just didn't let anyone change anything relevant to the narrative, I think that would be good too.
I feel like he's holding SOOOOO much rage back when reviewing Battleship...and I'm here for all of it.
There IS one thing he got wrong though, probably because he is not ship personnel.
The guy does not say "verify" he says "Vampire" which means imminent threat to the ship. An exocet missile would provoke anyone watching radar to say the same "Vampire" warning, so it is not something some screenwriter thought "sounded cool".
@@CodeineRadick right BUT do aliens use the exocet? Lol
@@andrewminnich5106 no hes just giving an example of what would make someone say vampire
@@CodeineRadick I'm not aware of the term, "vampire." When and what class ship did you serve on, and what was your rate?
Jocks when fun sci-fi movie 😡
When Jocko shoots a rifle he doesn’t pull the trigger the bullets leave the rifle out of respect
Jocko is such a man these replies aren’t bots, women just get that excited when they see him.
@@laurence_lookmyr facts😂
Hahahaaahha!😭😭😭
lol
Epic respect🔥🤘🔥🤘
They didn’t ask him to do this he just showed up and started breaking down movies
lmao
Same as the previous two he's done so far lol
Looll
Lol nothing else to do at 4:30am each morning
"Taking" down movies.
Jocko should narrate everything. Children’s books, cookbooks, and Amazon Alexa voice replacement, and GPS navigation. “Take the next exit in 1 Mike. You missed your exit. No factor. Take the next exit and double back.”
Now I'm picturing Nursery Rhyme Audiobooks with Jocko and I can't get it out of my head.
@@callanhulett503
"Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
This grenade is gonna go far "
His palpable disdain for Battlefield was hilarious and completely understood.
Yeah the new Battlefield sucks
*ship
It's a comedy movie to me. That's all it is.
I watched it just to see the broadside
When you try to have Rihanna play a US Navy radar opperator, you can already tell the movie is a joke
GQ, give us what we want: “Jocko Willink Reacts to Jocko Willink Comments”
YES PLEASE
Omg yes😂
I totally agree with you
James Miranda oh yes
PLEASE
Jocko had a staring competition with the sun. The sun blinked
This deserves more likes 😂
Stolen Chuck Norris joke
@@blackshadow3132 perhaps
Ever seen a solar eclipse? That happens whenever Jocko feels like having a staring competition
That's why we have nights.
14:22 Jocko’s purposely flat delivery of the line “very exciting.....” had me dying laughing. The level of sheer disgust behind that quote is just unbelievably great, lmao. I can’t stop playing it back.
Was looking for this comment. I was laughing so hard lol
At 7:18 why doesn’t he disclose the saying for when they throw grenades as if its a secret or something?
@@marco7838 Because it is. When you yell "Grenade!" you're alerting the enemy too.
@@MollymaukT so what? They are the ones throwing it so how else would your team be aware of it. And im not talking about that. He completely misses it and avoids talking about it
Frag Out!
"Now they're on a ship named after him, and the John Paul Jones is fighting this alien vessel... This is dumb."
An entire movie summed up in less than a sentence. Jocko should summarize more movies.
No, Jocko should debrief. Not summarise
Jocko: gets hit by a bullet
Also jocko: Thats pretty unrealistic
Bullet: apologizes and flies back to the rifle it came out of
Like Tenet
Lmfao
@@nicholasking4067 Then the bullet got fired?
😂😂😂
MikeTheActorMan tenet was such a bad movie
When Jocko comes over to your house, he gives you the wifi password
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What if I don't have WiFi at my house ? Will he give me WiFi too ?
@@sarthakmohanty997 yes, for free
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
'I guess that wouldn't look as good for... *the camera* ' Those two words have so much disdain dripping off them, you could water an acre of farmland.
The line about playing Battleship was just... chef's kiss perfect.
I LOVE this man and his breakdowns.
👉 Maybe Owen Wilson missed so many times with the pistol is because he was firing it left-handed for… *the camera*
Battleship (8:31): Jocko's immediate remark, "It doesn't really seem necessary to make a movie like this." Yup, those were the movie-goers sentiments as well.
Yeah pretty sure you could make a cool movie about any historical war and have it be 100x better than movie based on a board game.
We need GQ to do this:
*Jocko reacts to Jocko comments*
he is gonna say all of them are unrealistic
that'd be epic
YES!
YESS
Yeeeeesss!!!!!
When Jocko gets pulled over, he lets the officer off with a warning.
These are so dumb I love it
😂
Jocko doesn’t get parts for his AR-15, his AR-15 gets parts for jocko. 😂
Jocko doesn’t get killed by cancer, cancer gets killed by jocko. 😂😂👌🏻😭
Jocko doesn't mess with Chuck Norris... well Chuck Norris doesn't mess with Jacko either!
I was a Radarman that worked in CIC and we didn't have to yell, we had sound powered phones or we were close to each other. Yelling in a panic was highly discouraged. That's the problem with have actual experience, makes it hard to not see the flaws. As for the flooding, it's called dogging the hatch. Creates hundreds of water tight compartments allowing the ship to stay afloat.
Yeah, movies do it for dramatic effect. I think they also look at military training where recruits are always yelled at and assume that is how it always is.
I was in for 10 yrs, the moment we saw the aliens we would have called battle station and set condition Z (zebra)
Thing that always bothers me about movies like this is how bad it makes the US military look. The real Navy is way better than this.
@@KingRune I agree every hatch would of already been fully secure. I was actually expecting him to say that.
No such thing as a Radarman in the Navy.
"The only bigger threat then the flying frag would be to sit through a movie like this" Thats actually gold 😂😂
When I typed “Jocko” in as a password it told me that the password was too strong and to choose another one.
Just name your kid "Chuck J*ck* Norris Junior" and whenever someone types it in on the internet, the internet will need some time to reboot
I laughed out loud reading this
The greatest comment of All Time. You have won.
I hope jocko sees this
Da Coyote I saw this comment in the first part of this
When Jocko was born, he told his parents what his name was
ok, this one made me laugh
😂😂😂
😂😂😂 too funny
Already on the other videos
noliNagirlasia.link
Jocko is the most military looking military guy you could get for these breakdowns. It's weird watching him in full colour though.
Love this man’s straight forward takes and easy explanations. Having obvious advanced experience and combat education and relaying it without arrogance… Also he hates “Battleship”… 100% agree.
Best one I’ve heard:
Jocko sharpens his razor with his chin
"no factor"
I like how u don't take credit for the joke
@@evangillespie4348 appreciated.
Bro this had me dying 😂
@@jacksonarmitage7342 honestly man first time I saw it it had me on the floor
When Jocko is late to training the drill instructor punishes everyone else for being early
Usually the guy who is late doesnt get punished
For a sprcific reason
SEALs don't have drill instructors tho. Nice try.
@Ethaniel Lim it’s not kindness it’s fear
Pretty unrealistic.. Jocko is never late..
I was onboard USS Bonhomme Richard (LHD-6) famously named after John Paul Jones's frigate in 1779 when he fought against the HMS Serapis, and it was drilled into my head that his famous quote was "I have not yet begun to fight!", I'll never forget it. After a bit of googling "Don't give up the ship!" was the dying command of James Lawrence in 1813 onboard the USS Chesapeake. Just thought id toss a correction about naval history but much respect to Jocko.
His slightly masked disgust is pretty great. He makes a good point about the naval battles of WWII.
Jocko is the type of guy to kill two stones with one bird
😂
In my best Jocko voice... “Check”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAH
🤣🤣
When Jocko goes swimming sharks get in a cage to see him
Best comment by far I laughed out loud
I am loughing cause it sound funny I don't even why that joke.is joko was saying lies or something else?
best Jocko comment on any Jocko video
🤣🤣
When you stfu people are happy
In the battleship portion, he doesn't say "verify, verify, verify" he says "vampire, vampire, vampire" which is the call for an inbound missile. If a radar tech in a naval vessel detects inbound enemy missiles, this is exactly what he would say. Vampire X3 then the relative bearing, distance, velocity of the missiles and the time to impact
also would say volcano volcano volcano for a certain missile i dont think im allowed to say here hah
At 7:18 why doesn’t he disclose the saying for when they throw grenades as if its a secret or something?
@@marco7838 It could be useful for U.S. enemies. It might sound crazy, but other countries have intelligence agencies that would salivate over that kind of info. It would give them an advantage because every time someone shouted the phrase, enemies would be aware of the grenade and probably shoot the soldier who is using the grenade instead of their gun.
Edit: Also they could use that phrase against you. Imagine being in a jungle and everyone starts yelling out the word. You might not know who is a friend or foe.
Love this guy. His total destruction of battleship was awesome!
Jocko isn't bored with movies, his reality is just more exciting.
Underrated comment.
@@MohsinKhan-yv5zs People who say underrated all the time deserve the death sentence
This is low-key the truth lol
@@eliaskjrbo8142 Underrated sentence
@@serene_actual underrated reply
Jockos hairline isn’t receding it’s just tactically retreating.
Jocko never retreats. It's a tactical redeployment of available troops.
No, no, no. He hates long hair, so he just stares at it and it's too afraid to grow.
retreat , regroup , attack again
im not actually bald I use special transparent camouflage gel
It will have a better overall advantage over the milfs
I really like how straight forward he is. No silly "around" words. Just the words that truly represent a nature of things and giving a whole view of a situation. That's what leaders should be made of
Jocko: "You just watched the Breakdown by GQ. Thanks for watching."
I have never seen a man look a a camera and plug it with so little enthusiasm in my entire life.
"We don't yell grenade, we say something else"
100% convinced that it's "YEET" but he's a bit embarrassed by it
It's Poi
@@AarjavSinghKanyal what
They yell "Jacko!" And the enemy self destructs!!.
I think it's "Gentlemen, I am now using my brain to give orders to my hand and arm to physically propel a small hand-held explosive device at the enemy target in order to cause death and mayhem, so look out would you kindly, and by that I mean that I want you to be careful of flying metal shards and bits too don't you know!"
@CalamityEnsues that was my guess too, because of.. ngl movies and games..
Probably just Jocko who wants to stay professional and don't tell any tactics that could endanger those currently serving, so I respect that type of "loyalty" no matter how trivial and well known it is
Jocko has already been to Mars: that’s why there is no life
Stolen comment
DaRealBeava 24 ?? Sorry I wasn’t aware
DaRealBeava 24 so? who cares
You good. I believe wat you say
he committed genocide?
JOCKO absolutely annihilating Battleship was hilarious 😂 the disgust on his face was priceless
When Jocko was a student , he would write his answers during the exam
and the teacher must fill in the correct questions
Jocko: *dies*
also Jocko: *that’s pretty unrealistic*
"1st thing they taught me in seal training was that I needed permission to die"-Jocko... probably
🤣
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
@@JonnyQuest64 most likely
No factor
GQ: "Do you have any enemies Jocko?"
Jocko: "Alive ones?"
Thats pretty unrealistic
That sounds like something he would say.
It's really unrealistic.
Battleship director
*laughs in unrealistic
If you would have told me after waking up this morning that the most pride I'd feel all day is in having never seen the movie Battleship...haha I would consider that a good day.
As an Army veteran who got trained on the combat roll in Basic, I felt very invalidated by Jocko. 🤣🤣🤣
Well, now you know better.😎
When Jocko mistypes a word when texting, autocorrect adds it to the dictionary.
Joko doesn't mistype
Most phones do that. But it was a funny joke idsa
@@miturbinesderty40 phones don't add misspelled words to the dictionary tho.
@@porkerpete7722 if used often, it dous.
He got the John Paul Jones quote wrong, so there goes your joke.
Club Owner: Your name isn’t on our list.
Jocko: That’s not very realistic.
Club Owner: Come on in.
Also Jocko: No factor! I'm going in.
Well it isn't very realistic because he wouldnt disclose his name so this is true.
Lmfaooo
I dunno why but the emphasis on "A PIG" with the zooming on the 🐖 made me laugh a lot 😂
His enthusiasm for the movie "Battleship" is hilarious.
Jocko: *dies*
Jocko: “That’s pretty unrealistic.”
Death: understandable have a nice day
When video ends Jocko does not say "thanks for watching".
Viewers just say "thank you for breaking" in a very respectful manner.
"The only bigger threat than the flying frag would be having to sit through a movie like Battleship."
- Jocko Willink
That was so money😄👌
I'm glad Jocko didn't dissed Behind Enemy Lines heavily. Because that's my childhood heroic movie,
you can actually see within the three parts, Jocko getting more and more sick of the movies and inevitably taking out said rage on battleship and im here for it
Movie: Hey, Jocko. I've got a joke for you.
Jocko: No you don't.
Me: OK..... 😥
(while caressing his knife slowly)
Jocko is so awesome, I love these videos with him. I'd love to see more!
The word that you actually shout when throwing grenades is"Jocko"
When Jocko enters a club , Security show him their I.D.
Ive never heard anything truer
Me: “Oh Battleship? Pretty good movie.”
Jocko: “This is dumb.”
Me: “This is f***ing dumb.”
I think entertainment was the main mission on this movie so obviously military accuracy wasn't even a turshiary factor.
I think I said that right 😄
@@calebwilliams9331 You got it down phonetically, but "tertiary" is the correct spelling.
@@TheGenericDavis gracias
I would be like this too
I would never dare call it a good or smart movie, but it is a fun one.
Tears of the Sun was a great movie. My biggest complaint was the team going off mission, but the tactics employed were pretty accurate.
Check
Their tactics were awful lol. A basic infantry unit would mop the floor with that team.
Tears of the Sun... This was such a great movie. Especially watching this on the big screen "BACK IN THE DAY" (Just like Black Hawk Down). Very Action packed. Great Cast too. They also used real African's who actually experienced the horrors of those civil wars. Mad respect for the production crew for that. I really wish Jocko did a critique on the village rescue, when LT says, "We've already been engaged", than takes out his hush puppy (pistol with silencer), and proceeds..
Jocko is like the older character who seems to know how to deal with every situation
They dropped the MOAB on ISIS after dropping Jocko was deemed too inhumane
Jocko dropped a MOAB and killed 100 bad guys, then the bomb exploded
Your at 999 likes imma make that 1k
It looks better
When Jocko goes to the cinema and needs a toilet break, they pause the movie til he comes back.
Wrong. The movie pauses itself...out of respect.
It's not jocko needs a toilet break, it's the movie that needs a toilet break because of jockos sheer brawn
@@pts5217 in the words of Arnie....wrong
@@MrDOB1000 haha
🤣
His disdain over hollywoods version of excitment is as physical as his presence , and i am so here for it....
hey on the plus side he doesnt have to worry about enemies learning any potential military tactics by watching films.
I am a former navy corpsman. In Vietnam individuals did not have a personal med kid. So when we went outside the wire for patrol, raid or ambush....I had each of the guys in my platoon place a large and a small battle dressing; a tourniquet and sucking chest wound patch in their right cargo pocket. I carried what we called a Unit 1 medical bag with more sophisticated medical equipment.
Fun fact: Jocko has a bear mat in his house, it isn’t dead or anything it’s just to scared to move
Lol
De he buy it off of chuck Norris ? 😉🤣
@@pattaccone legend says they caught it together
@@folkewiklund1278 😂😂😂
@@pattaccone He is Chuck Norris's father
Imagine you’re dating Jocko’s daughter and meeting him for for the first time, he’s tryna keep an open mind so he lets you pick a movie, any movie, to watch, and you pick battleship. Lol
This dude has a foot of head above his ears.
His daughter isn't going to any dances...
@@axiom.ai.obviousbattletank7139 omg I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.
I don’t care how hot that girl is, I’m out
To be fair any daughter of his may well be a handful in her own right. Be respectful or...daughter Jocko will choke you out
Nah he seems more like a Patton kinda guy.
If jocko came across little people, he would yell...GROW...and they would all end up being 7 feet tall 😃
The best part of battleship by far was the part of them firing up the engines of the Battleship Missouri. And the old sea dogs schooling our generation to real discipline.
I visited the USS Missouri when she was at Bremerton, Washington in about 1976 or so, it was quite mesmerizing to stand at the helm and look out. If I remember correctly, I think there was only one big gun left on the forward deck. The memorable old ship is in Pearl Harbor now, where she permanently rests next to the USS Arizona. She was finally officially decommissioned and now enjoys her rest where people can still gaze at her in awe, along with the USS Arizona Memorial. I also stayed on board the RMS Queen Mary around 1976 or so, which is now a hotel in Long Beach, California. Both beautiful, powerful-looking ships which saw a lot of water back when they were in service! i was also aboard the QEII with my parents but I don't really remember that; I understand the great old lady is a hotel in Dubai now!
When Jocko was born the doctor said “it’s a man”
Underrated
Marcel Styles very
I don't care if this is unoriginal, it is funny
It’s funny every time I hear it
I laughed so hard thanks to this comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jocko was once shot. The bullet was pronounced dead at the scene.
God tier comment
This is the best comment in the section 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine Jocko saw this comment. He would be like: 'Actually, bullets can't be prounounced dead. Unrealistic. 0/10'
@@animesimz8644 Not really that funny
“The only bigger threat than an enemy frag would be having to sit through a movie like this”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Chuck Norris jokes had a moment of silence when Jocko took his first breath of life.
Me: Battleship is pretty good
Jocko: The only bigger threat is having to sit through a movie like this
Me: Never watched it before
It's a fun movie not really supposed to be an Oscar worthy movie
its realy bad :'D
It is just a dumb action movie, I enjoyed watching it but it's just a brainless pop corn flick
It's a sci-fi movie about fleet action, not really in Jocko's lane. Surprised he would cover it.
If he would have cleaned his ears out he would have actually heard "vampire, vampire, vampire, killing with ciwis" which is an actual term
BREAKING: Battleship director apologizes to Jocko for not making a very good movie.
Underrated comment 👌🤣
Movie was great tho..
Battleship was trash to be honest
To this day that director is still doing push ups Jacko made him do
"That's pretty unrealistic"
"Once again, for purposes of drama, he makes this giant entry into the scene, bursting out of the snow. "
".....Very exciting. "
The sarcasm in his voice was just hilarious LOL
I love his analysis on Behind Enemy Lines. And his dry humor is funny
Jocko destroyed the periodic table of elements... he only recognises the element of surprise.
That ia fantastic😂😂😂😂
Have you seen this clip of Jocko? 😂
ruclips.net/video/dJ3S-LI7tZE/видео.html
LOL
thats an old chuck norris joke
The only time Jocko cleans his weapons is when he’s washing his hands
W
This one's good😂😂😂
He is the bew Chuck Norris
This should have way more likes
One reason why Jocko is drawing attention with his style is that he knows English literature and is very good at it. Look how great he expresses himself.
“This is dumb” haha best quote ever for that crappy movie Battleship.
My boi wasn’t even invited , he just came into the studio and started talking about movies .
Jocko invited himself.
This ones good.
Wtf are these bots
noliNagirlasia.link
Joe Garingan yah ik man .
I just came here for the comments.
And they didn't disappoint.
Jocko: "Accurate"
Ryan same here my dude, same here. Lol
"check"
"GOOD."
The disdain when he was talking about "Battleship" ... priceless
The only bigger threat than a flying frag would be having to sit through a movie like this.” Jocko crapped on this movie so hard and I love it LOL
"The only bigger threat is having to sit through a movie like this"
Oof
Haha yeah I thought this too. Thats a huge burn
I have a feeling Echo Charles had a hand in "suggesting" to put Battleship in the list just to trigger Jocko.
LOL! I hope so!!
Maybe those clips had enough explosions for him💥
"Dang"
Straight facts
😄 right
"This is a movie and it's not a good movie" AWESOME!
I love jocko man, him talking about Battleship was fkn hilarious
Jocko looks like he’s about to eat an orange without peeling it.
This should have so many more likes
@@cliftonsargent1572 Absolutely!!! Loved it :-)
Oranges are kumquats to him
Peeling? Jocko doesn't need to peel his fruit. He just stares at it and the peels retreat automatically.
Jocko: I guess that wouldn’t look good for “the camera”
The camera: Please don’t kill me.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jocko: "Owen Wilson should stick to Wes Anderson films."
Me: Waiting for part four, where Jocko reviews Wes Anderson films.
Jocko on Battleship: "Well, It's a Movie.. And not a good one". " The only thing worse than the Frag, is sitting through this movie" lol
Jocko destroyed the periodic table, he only recognises the element of surprise.
That's pretty good.
Legendary comment
LMFAO
NIICE one!
I saw this comment on his other video .....
Coronavirus: I will wipe out all of humanity.
Jocko: You have limitations
Coronavirus: I have limitations
The Banks Films Have you seen this clip of Jocko?
ruclips.net/video/dJ3S-LI7tZE/видео.html
Corona Exists
Jocko: " No Factor"
if only this was an actual thing
When Jocko asks for ice cream at McDonalds the machine works
9:37 bro when he says “this is dumb” I can’t stop laughing 😂
Jocko once uppercutted a horse, they are called giraffes now
Hahaha
God that’s funny
Help my lungs
😂😂
You win. That’s hilarious. 🤣
Can we just all agree that Jocko honestly has the most entertaining breakdowns.
MORE JOCKO
Him and Steven Rinella.
We need Andy Stumpf
honestly thought he was talking about the plastic Battle ship with the mini tiny ships since this aired. or possibly the paper one. Just figured out there's a video game version....this review makes a lot more sense now.
yep, him and Forrest Galante (wildlife expert) are my favorites
I'll take Alex Honnold over anyone else, but yeah, Jocko's pretty good too.
Anyone unflinchingly honest makes for a good critic.
So fun to watch Jocko just shred movies. Mad respect sir.
Jocko doesn’t go to sleep
Sleep goes to Jocko
Sometimes i come back here just to read the comments about Jocko
Yeah, right, me too!😁
It’s why I am here.
Me right now
@@user-Chris89 + Rodney, David Ritchie, and O.G. commenter Christopher Hou
(In Kriegers voice) *ME TOO!*
Never gets old