@@fbgmerk8178 That wasn’t a choke. That was your coming of age tickle in the throat from God, a time-honoured tradition we all enjoy. This is the moment that marks your journey from Boy to Man, Girl to Woman, Coco Puff to Puff Daddy. Despite the chocolatey and sugar laden, corn syrup filled goodness that is the coco puff, that little tickle in the throat is God reminding us about a little thing called cholesterol and we need to start eating our damn Oats 😂
@@brucej.willson4764considering that using his firearm to shoot an officer with literally no motive would be highly illogical as well as get him killed or imprisoned for life, I'd say it was valid for the officer to say that.
@user-co1sk2jv8b Well as long as Robert didn't do anything crazy, there's no reason to shoot him. If there was a reason it would have been immediately after Robert came out of the attic, but from a tactical standpoint Robert would be at a significant disadvantage and made a good call to just take the L on the chin.
@tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916 Yeah... I'm getting a complex vibe on him. My empathy and intuition are doing kind of a kaleidoscope. I just keep feeling like he's not malicious. Troubled, but not wanting to harm anyone. The shots though.. confusing dude
I think the cops here, especially the ones who arrested Robert, were super professional and did a great job of de-escalating what could easily have turned into a violent situation.
@@user-co1sk2jv8b alot of people have more gun control than the cops lol . Still gotta be careful shooting people that break in your house, you could do jail time, crazy huh. Plus Robert was being compliant when homeowner had that gun on him and said ''get your ass down here'' LOL. dont gotta be power hungry then.
@@user-co1sk2jv8b While I agree that the homeowner obviously knows his way around a firearm, from the video, I doubt the homeowner and his GF knew about the previous nights events yet. They said this was only a few hours after the shots and search, and that he and his GF had just returned from work to find him there, so they almost certainly hadn't yet heard about what had happened the previous night. I'm sure if they had known about it, they would have been much more alarmed immediately when they saw the insulation and mess, and not assume it was a raccoon.
“He also didn’t have an explanation for his obsession with attics.” He must be an _attic addict._ I’ve heard it’s difficult to get clean; both, _addicts_ & _attics._
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I worked the mug room at my county jail. I took a lot of unusual booking photos, including some where the arrestee was absolutely coated with something when brought to jail. One guy had been caught by the family of a young lady he was essentially stalking. He was chased down a dirt road, and tackled in a patch of talc-like dust. In his mugshot, he looked like he'd been dipped in cocoa powder. He actually begged the cops to arrest him to get him away from the family. Another guy ran from deputies in a rural area, and jumped a fence...landing straight into the manure pit at a stockyard. Booking a dude covered in BS is exactly as bad as it sounds. The oldest guy I ever booked (age 92) was cold in the holding cell, so he wrapped himself in TP. When I got to him for pictures and prints, he looked like the Crypt Keeper.
@@fiona9443 No, I left the jail to go work for Probation...and try and stop a few people from repeatedly going in and out of the system. I got hired by the county to work in an (at the time) unused jail building which was going to house federal prisoners under a contract with the county. It was a big hiring deal announced in the newspaper. A couple of thousand people showed up at the convention center auditorium for a written test...followed by a background check and interviews. I was one of only 30 who made the first cut and got hired. And, yes...I have tons of amusing memories...and a lot of tales of trauma and crime. My best guess is I did between 40 and 60 thousand sets of prints in the years I was in the mug room...and I also used to frequently work the housing unit for behavioral problem and psych patients...always a source for weird stories and behavior. Law enforcement jobs also take a lot from you, however...in the form of trust issues and job stress.
@@fiona9443 No, I left to work for Probation. The jail job was just listed in the newspaper. The Feds were going to rent out an unused county jail building to house federal prisoners...so the county needed a bunch of detention officers. A couple thousand turned up at the convention center for a written test...followed by a background investigation and interview. I was one of 30 who made it through. I got the mug room job after I transferred from the federal facility to a county one. Our department was very early to adopt a digital fingerprint computer to take the prints. I got tapped to learn how to use it and became quite good. I did between 40 and 60 thousand sets of prints before I left. Yes...there's a lot of stories to tell...but they came with a cost. Trust issues develop when you're dealing with bad people all day...every day...and I've know my fair share of bad people also wearing badges. I got out with (some of) my sanity still intact.
@@fiona9443 No...I left Probation a few years ago. Law enforcement is allowed to retire very early in my county...and I took it the soonest I could. I was doing the duties of three unit supervisors...coordinating all the building services for my department... handling all the personnel issues on my floor...and the management basically treated me like crap. They burned me out so I bailed with what little of me was left.
These are the kinds of cops we need. They treated Robert with respect. They did their job without the need of excessive force. The way they spoke to community members let me know they are involved in the community and don't just “visit” when crime happens
I didn't pay my electric bill. Lights off waiting for pay day. Sent the kids to my mom. Maybe 2 days. Walked in sat on the toilet with the door open. A man runs pass me and runs out the door. I will never be the same
@@KimikikatI’ve seen about every Mr Nightmare video and yeah it’s definitely a running theme for dudes like this to hide in attics and basements. I also think a chunk of those stories are made up too, but I don’t really know.
That first witness testimony is perfect example of why/how witness testimonies can be so unreliable based on how inefficient regular people convey facts .
Imagine messing up your life this bad. It’s one thing to be a reformed felon, but to be a felon blasting off firearms in someone’s attic with a pocket full of drugs.. this guy must like prison.
@@davidpawson7393 interesting and refreshing to hear a story like that. Nice to hear you appreciate and have used the help you were given. Shame a large number of others can’t straighten up with some help in prison.
To be fair it’s very hard for newly released prisoners especially felons to adjust to the outside world. Job hunting is difficult, finding housing is even harder, they’re lucky if they have some money. 44% of prisoners released return within their first year and some of that has to do with the system more or less setting them up for failure. For some, prison is easier and understood better than adjusting to society all over again
@@beccayenter3266 He only did a few years in prison, he didn't spend decades incarcerated and don't know how things work anymore... Some people are career criminals...
YES I have and the rate is very low. I am part of that rate of low recidivism and know a lot of fellow gentlemen who got in trouble and have NOT reoffended @@gofastER
@@gofastERjustice system is weird. For some crimes with obvious risks of recidivism causing great harm they let people go, for others they don’t. Also, you can greatly reduce recidivism with better conditions and care inside prison, better reinsertion procedures, better follow up once they get out and better insertion into society with less prejudices and social help to start your life back where it stopped. But America isn’t really the best example of that kind of system lol.
My mom told me this story of how her boss had a literal serial killer living in his attic for months. When his house was cleaned, somebody noticed dusty footprints that didn't match anybody's shoes in the kitchen and realized that somebody else must have been there. The guy had run away before they realized, but he was found on the golf course where my mom used to work. Apparently my mom and her coworkers had to hide in the kitchen for quite a while while the police tried to get the guy. I don't remember if they caught him that day or not, but it's an interesting story.
this is a hilarious case all things considered. "yo i think theres an animal in the roof" "no my names Robert!" and the cleverness of hiding the gun in a fucking grill. this is beautiful
The female officer is probably a rookie working with her police trainer. It's hard to comprehend how tense she was in this circumstance. Making one wrong move might put her life or her buddy at risk.
Especially since the fto believes one shit came out right as/after shining his light at the garage. As if the shot was a response to the officers getting too close.
Guys we can judge all we want but I guarantee you would all be shtting your pants if there was a gunman/s, unknown location that could actually kill you at any point. They didn't come out for an active shooter call, they came out for a burglary suspect and stumbled into an active shooter with an unknown location. Any male rook would have acted the same.
Doesn't matter how nice your neighborhood is, keep your doors locked. If you're not home, keep your windows shut and locked also even on the second floor.
This!! My moms town is one of those places where people don’t lock their doors. We always did because we moved from a bigger city lol but one time the entire town was on lock down because a man killed his entire family and ran. They found him hiding in some woods. And some years later some weirdo was running around with a sword threatening people. But even still they think people are weird for locking their doors smh smh
@@tourmii -- Criminals might not show up as frequently in small towns or rural areas, but they DO show up once in a while. And you really can't predict when and where that might be. Better to be safe than sorry, in my book.
Exactly! Same with letting your little children wander around unsupervised. Predators of all kinds purposefully target places like that for that reason-they know people’s guards tend to be down.
@@Pluto_Is_A_Planet_ -- About 35-40 years ago I read a paper in a psychiatric medical journal that theorized that part of the reason multiple personality disorder (which is now called dissociative identity disorder, and is NOT schizophrenia, but a completely different disorder) can be more common in people who grew up in rural communities than in suburban or urban ones, was that predators could more easily commit their crimes against children in places where the closest neighbor is too far away to hear a kid crying for help. Not sure if any other studies came to the same conclusion, but it is food for thought.
@@TakenTook I have no doubt about that. I grew up in one of those very small towns with less than 500 people, and even though most people had the mindset of it being safe & even left their doors open at all times, there was still occasionally crimes, like robberies and stuff, because people knew who left their doors unlocked. Everyone knew everyone, so most of the addicts who were looking for something to steal knew which houses would have valuables in them, and knew it would be fairly easy to get in. After there was a triple homicide & abduction of two small kids near our town, people started finally realizing that maybe they needed to start being more careful.
@@king_tut. It is fiberglass lol, it's one of the main ingredients for house insulation. The most common types of materials used for loose-fill insulation include cellulose, fiberglass, and mineral (rock or slag) wool. That's why you're not supposed to touch it with your bare hands.
First time I've come across your videos. I Love the way you narrate them, without a lot of interruption, while getting right to the point, and end with the "follow up"! Thank You for the great videos 👍😀
That depends on the state. I didn't hear them mention what state this was in. I live in Oklahoma, and crack in your pocket will absolutely get you arrested. There's no getting out of that here unless you have connections. Around here it's not about having powerful connections. It's about having a brother-in-law or cousin that knows someone that knows someone. 😂
@@luvmenow33at least one state has decriminalised small amounts of drugs for “personal use” - they may not go to jail or have a sentence but the court can impose fines, probation, or mandatory inpatient treatment.
June 18th is my birthday, june 18th 2023 is the day I bought my dad a gun that he had been wanting for a while. That day he treated me to dinner and made me feel special but it was his day too so I wanted to return the favor. I won't specify what gun it is but i'll say it's a common one that people get to protect their home. I'm so lucky to have a loving father that is willing to protect me and our home at any cost. Stay safe everyone, as a fellow human being I love you.
My guess is dude was so high he was hallucinating and shot randomly and climbing on attics. When he partially snapped out of it he wanted to go back home but was found by the homeowner.
I doubt it. He started taking shots as police were climbing out of their cars, and you want to blame hallucinations? Oh, and he just happens to have killed someone before, but this time, he was just out of his mind! But was canny enough to hide the weapon... Nope. Far more likely he was deliberately shooting at the police, but too high to aim accurately and fortunately didn't kill anyone this time.
@@nikkireignsImo its funnier to us when its Americans bc we immediately think of our fellow countrymen as stupid ppl by default so any action they make looks remedial af 😂😂
It's absolutely terrifying thinking about this. Having to pull up to a situation where shots are being fired at night and none of you know where it's coming from.
It's gotta be so frustrating being a cop trying to figure out the situation asking "did you hear gunshots" and you get "weeelll we've heard some frickin sketchy.. sketchy stuff" as a response 😅
Did anyone else notice that Robert is the luckiest guy in the world-considering the very poor decisions that he made. He got away from the police without leaving any evidence behind, and then his grandma covered for him. He could have very easily been taken out by the police. Then he sneaks into an armed man's attic, but doesn't get shot or even screamed at. The police were all super nice to him, and his only injury gets him a ride to the hospital instead of being cuffed and stuffed into the backseat of a police car. He was probably pumped full of free morphine, and who knows if he will ever serve any time. It makes me wonder if it was dumb luck, or if he has a guardian angel. Maybe his sneaky grandma prays for all the time. 😂
This guy Robert Turners father was a former democratic state assembly member of wisconsin, and he at this current time is on both the Fire AND Police Commisions in Racine county not thirty minutes from cudahy. Hes a connected mans son, the world be like that..... So hes been lucky his whole life lol.
@kishaa819 Well, depends on the dog ofc... I feel like it is likely the dog is a smaller, harmless breed such as a chiwawa, due to it's affinity for barking and the fact that the criminal's entire foot seemed to still be attached
This is one of my biggest fears. In 2011 i moved into a one bedroom apartment alone. When i looked in the crawl space there was a weird gross dirty towel and i wanna say like a camera 📸 i dont fully remember tbh. But it was enough for me to think someone might be living in there. I would randomly check and put things in front of the small door. Really freaked me out.
"so you want to keep your gun up like this, and you can use the garage" This is what we call training in the job... 0 experience going into the field. Got to love it.
Being a cop would be beyond horrible. You deal with the worst in society, put your life on the line daily, and then you have to deal with hindsight is 20/20 activists/politicians just begging for one slip up or lack of judgement when your only human and have to deal with this sh*t on a near daily basis.
My buddy is a veteran and said that’s exactly what it’s like for fire fights anyway in Afghanistan. Hear shots from a general direction but most of the time can’t see who or where it’s coming from.
this is legit one of my greatest fears, ever since i learned about the term frogging (phrogging? idk if I'm spelling it right). ugh it gives me full body shivers
I’m leaning towards believing that his relative absolutely knew Robert was there, and she was covering for him. She seemed kinda off, very hesitant, how she was answering the cop’s questions, especially when he was asking for permission to clear her house.
I've seen the video of the bodycam footage of that one guy getting caught with the attic where he was hiding with the broken foot but I didn't know the full story was this wild, super unique to see all the footage put together
Развлечения
"There's an animal in my roof"
"No, my name's Robert"
"Oh shit theres a dude in my roof"
is the funniest shit I think I've ever heard
the animal's name is robert???!!!
He was making the cop Crack up a couple times
No, this is Patrick!
Why did he even respond 😭😭😭 like bro
Yes it is@@TrickerMan9000
You heard of Elf on a Shelf, but have you heard of Addict in a Attic?
I just choked on my damn cereal
@fbgmerk8178 that’s hilarious!!!!
OMG, pffhaha!
@@Willow-yu9xp 🤣 I actually real life choked on a piece of Coco Puffs the other day 😂 it hurt so bad I’ve never choked in my life
@@fbgmerk8178 That wasn’t a choke. That was your coming of age tickle in the throat from God, a time-honoured tradition we all enjoy. This is the moment that marks your journey from Boy to Man, Girl to Woman, Coco Puff to Puff Daddy. Despite the chocolatey and sugar laden, corn syrup filled goodness that is the coco puff, that little tickle in the throat is God reminding us about a little thing called cholesterol and we need to start eating our damn Oats 😂
"Hey I have a firearm!"
"Alright don't use it"
Best response ever.
Worst response.
@@brucej.willson4764this may come as a news to you, but, you lack something what we call IQ brother
@@brucej.willson4764 yours is
@@brucej.willson4764 nuh uh
@@brucej.willson4764considering that using his firearm to shoot an officer with literally no motive would be highly illogical as well as get him killed or imprisoned for life, I'd say it was valid for the officer to say that.
The natural comedy that comes from some of these situations is honestly so much better than anything produced in movies/tv
If it was in a movie it would seem ridiculous and unrealistic 😆
The lady cop: "RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE RIGHT THERE!"
*male cop gasps*
lady cop: "oh nvm thats nothing"
Imagine thinking you have a squirrel or racoon in your attic and then all of a sudden it says to you..."My name's Robert!"
Better than finding a squirrel or raccoon that straight up tells you its name is Robert, I would lose my shit almost immediately.
I'd think it was awesome I had such an intelligent and friendly raccoon or squirrel in my attic
Robert the raccoon!
@user-co1sk2jv8b Well as long as Robert didn't do anything crazy, there's no reason to shoot him.
If there was a reason it would have been immediately after Robert came out of the attic, but from a tactical standpoint Robert would be at a significant disadvantage and made a good call to just take the L on the chin.
@tedkaczynskiamericanhero3916 Yeah... I'm getting a complex vibe on him. My empathy and intuition are doing kind of a kaleidoscope. I just keep feeling like he's not malicious. Troubled, but not wanting to harm anyone. The shots though.. confusing dude
“911 theres an animal up there”
“No my names Robert!”
“Theres an animal named Robert up there”
😂😂😂😂
Hahahahaha 👏👏👏
Indeed Robert is an animal😂
13:23 he reminds me of smoky from the movie Friday in the chicken coop lol
😅😅😂😄😂😅
"Definetelly not how I wanted fathers day to end."
Man, what a line!
Right! That line was super sad to hear.
I think the cops here, especially the ones who arrested Robert, were super professional and did a great job of de-escalating what could easily have turned into a violent situation.
fuck ya perfect use of punctuation hell yea good job man
@@Emperor_Shao_Kahn I love you.
“I’ve got a fire arm.”
“Well, don’t use it..” so calmly lol.
and faintly "I'm not going to..."
LMAO
LMAO this whole video made me laugh so bad
😂😂😂
these cops were really chill about the entire thing lol
Well I’m glad they didn’t go buck wild on him. Police are awfully afraid of armed civilians even tho the police are more armed than anyone there.
“No! My names Robert!”
At least he introduced himself LOL
@@user-co1sk2jv8b alot of people have more gun control than the cops lol . Still gotta be careful shooting people that break in your house, you could do jail time, crazy huh. Plus Robert was being compliant when homeowner had that gun on him and said ''get your ass down here'' LOL. dont gotta be power hungry then.
The delivery gives me mockumentary vibes. Like "What we do in the Shadows" movie with Taika Whatitit. Time to feed Petyr.
@@user-co1sk2jv8b While I agree that the homeowner obviously knows his way around a firearm, from the video, I doubt the homeowner and his GF knew about the previous nights events yet. They said this was only a few hours after the shots and search, and that he and his GF had just returned from work to find him there, so they almost certainly hadn't yet heard about what had happened the previous night. I'm sure if they had known about it, they would have been much more alarmed immediately when they saw the insulation and mess, and not assume it was a raccoon.
Yes, he is mentally ill.
Manners maketh man.
That’s so sad the officer said, “this was definitely not how he wanted Father’s Day to end.” I hope he can make it to every Father’s Day.
“He also didn’t have an explanation for his obsession with attics.”
He must be an _attic addict._
I’ve heard it’s difficult to get clean;
both, _addicts_ & _attics._
😆
Corny#
Good one bro 😂😂
Cop: “you’re under arrest”
*wipes attic dust off Robert’s shoulder and takes bag of ecstasy out of his pocket*
Robert: “For what”
😂😂😂
@@EerieExplorer924
That made me laugh so hard...😂😂😂😂
one of the dumbest criminals i’ve seen fr he even gave his name out to the homeowner 😭
I assume Robert meant what, exactly, are they arresting him for. Because there's a LOT of reasons to do it.
But he said he was sorry. 🙄
I love the humor that this channel consistently employs. "He also gave no explaination for his obsession with attics", had me dying.
Well, based his obsession with attics and the pills I'd say he likes to get... high... (I'll show myself out) 😁😁😁
I thought they said "addicts". 😂
HAHAHA! Omg I missed that… Hilarious! 😂
Maybe he's a drug attic?
He was looking for help and someone told me he should meet up with other "addicts".
“I have a fire arm! 😡☝🏻”
“Alright, we’ll, don’t use it😀”
“Robert Turnerman?” Got me lmfao
I feel emotionally frozen over how simultaneously horrifying and hilarious this is
True I feel bad laughing at the story… ig it’s just the way he said it 😅… but poor couple must’ve been terrified
after he asked to the man to call his grandmother hahaha
Absolutely torn! 🫤
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@@nathaliagopinathan6651 thank you for sharing!! blessings back to you my friend🥰
"he said he would give me $300 on friday if I didn't call the cops" that's wild
he would never pay lol
@@rekt-oe1ehthen call the police and report him for never paying the bribe 😂
@@rekt-oe1ehright?😂
That's some 'pay you Tuesday for a burger today' mentality.
The audacity of it all
I worked the mug room at my county jail. I took a lot of unusual booking photos, including some where the arrestee was absolutely coated with something when brought to jail.
One guy had been caught by the family of a young lady he was essentially stalking. He was chased down a dirt road, and tackled in a patch of talc-like dust. In his mugshot, he looked like he'd been dipped in cocoa powder. He actually begged the cops to arrest him to get him away from the family.
Another guy ran from deputies in a rural area, and jumped a fence...landing straight into the manure pit at a stockyard. Booking a dude covered in BS is exactly as bad as it sounds.
The oldest guy I ever booked (age 92) was cold in the holding cell, so he wrapped himself in TP. When I got to him for pictures and prints, he looked like the Crypt Keeper.
Do you still work there? And how did you get that job? You must have so many more interesting/amusing memories.
@@fiona9443 No, I left the jail to go work for Probation...and try and stop a few people from repeatedly going in and out of the system.
I got hired by the county to work in an (at the time) unused jail building which was going to house federal prisoners under a contract with the county. It was a big hiring deal announced in the newspaper. A couple of thousand people showed up at the convention center auditorium for a written test...followed by a background check and interviews. I was one of only 30 who made the first cut and got hired.
And, yes...I have tons of amusing memories...and a lot of tales of trauma and crime.
My best guess is I did between 40 and 60 thousand sets of prints in the years I was in the mug room...and I also used to frequently work the housing unit for behavioral problem and psych patients...always a source for weird stories and behavior.
Law enforcement jobs also take a lot from you, however...in the form of trust issues and job stress.
@@fiona9443 No, I left to work for Probation.
The jail job was just listed in the newspaper.
The Feds were going to rent out an unused county jail building to house federal prisoners...so the county needed a bunch of detention officers.
A couple thousand turned up at the convention center for a written test...followed by a background investigation and interview. I was one of 30 who made it through.
I got the mug room job after I transferred from the federal facility to a county one. Our department was very early to adopt a digital fingerprint computer to take the prints. I got tapped to learn how to use it and became quite good. I did between 40 and 60 thousand sets of prints before I left.
Yes...there's a lot of stories to tell...but they came with a cost. Trust issues develop when you're dealing with bad people all day...every day...and I've know my fair share of bad people also wearing badges.
I got out with (some of) my sanity still intact.
@@nevyen149 Thank you for sharing, nevyen. You have led an interesting life. Well, I think you did. So, you still work in Probation, now?
@@fiona9443 No...I left Probation a few years ago. Law enforcement is allowed to retire very early in my county...and I took it the soonest I could. I was doing the duties of three unit supervisors...coordinating all the building services for my department... handling all the personnel issues on my floor...and the management basically treated me like crap. They burned me out so I bailed with what little of me was left.
These are the kinds of cops we need. They treated Robert with respect. They did their job without the need of excessive force. The way they spoke to community members let me know they are involved in the community and don't just “visit” when crime happens
Someone secretly hiding or even worse living inside my house without my knowledge is absolute nightmare fuel
Phrogging..
I didn't pay my electric bill. Lights off waiting for pay day. Sent the kids to my mom. Maybe 2 days. Walked in sat on the toilet with the door open. A man runs pass me and runs out the door. I will never be the same
Imagine looking at your air went in the middle of the night, and seeing someones eyes looking at you 👁️👁️
@@beatnik6806my dog would love that
@@callherfoofootf
“the dog barks at me if i go to the bathroom” lmaooo i love these kinds of witnesses
i’ll bark for you 😂😂
He probably wakes the dog up from sleeping when he gets out of bed to pee.
😂😂 I literally just paused the video at this spot laughing so hard and came to the comments to share
My dogs also bark when either me or my husband go to the bathroom lol they don't like us to be away from them for even a second
Props to the homeowner for remaining calm and descalating the situation
The captions saying:
“I’m Robert Turner, man
Robert Turnerman?”
Has had me laughing for the last 5 minutes or so and idk why 😂
Coming home to some random dude hiding in your attic is definitely the creepiest thing I have seen in my life.thanks ewu
Mr. Nightmare and Chillz has compilation videos of other incidents like this 💀
What about the lady living in the guys island cabinets
@@KimikikatI’ve seen about every Mr Nightmare video and yeah it’s definitely a running theme for dudes like this to hide in attics and basements. I also think a chunk of those stories are made up too, but I don’t really know.
the one where the girl has to jump up and hide in her attic is my nightmare fuel. that was a MrBallen video but it HAUNTS me
“he said - No my name’s Robert”
Funniest shit ever though, I would likely laugh if not terrified beyond belief by that point.
“Have you seen this man before?”
“He’s covered in shit so I couldn’t tell ya”
😂
When I saw him I was like wtf. Did this black man look ashy asf 😭
That first witness testimony is perfect example of why/how witness testimonies can be so unreliable based on how inefficient regular people convey facts .
Cops stayed calm talked to people accordingly didn’t add extra stress to the situation props
Every time I hear noises from my attic I’m gonna assume it’s Robert.
😂
Robert haunts all our attics
Uh oh looks like we've got a Robert in the attic.
So glad my uncle moved out of his old house otherwise his attic might be haunted with Robert to and so glad my house doesn't have an attic to
If it is, he'll tell you
I give these guys credit. To be an officer and not know where someone is firing from must be so terrifying I cannot even imagine.
Not concerned for any innocent citizens, just the cops? 🙄
@gmimi2 They never stated that they don’t care about the innocent citizens, at least understand before commenting
@@Comet346 and they never said they did care about the citizens either, at least try to understand before commenting.
@@gmimi2🙄🙄🙄🐐
@@gmimi2 ??????? wtf are you trying to say
The way they sounded when they found the firearm inside of the grill 🤣 it was like an easter egg hunt!
"Not how i wanted fathers day to end" was shocking
Marvel ahh dialogue
@@C120. tf
@@C120. Nice brainrot
"I think there's an animal in my roof!"
"My name's Robert!"
"Hey Robert, do you see any animals up there?"
😂
robert is a animal
Robert :
"uh . . . No..
Not that I know of . . . No.."
Underrated comment 😂
Robert is the racoon
Imagine messing up your life this bad. It’s one thing to be a reformed felon, but to be a felon blasting off firearms in someone’s attic with a pocket full of drugs.. this guy must like prison.
He was high as hell LMAO
@@davidpawson7393 interesting and refreshing to hear a story like that. Nice to hear you appreciate and have used the help you were given. Shame a large number of others can’t straighten up with some help in prison.
Yet 81 million voted for president dumpshispants.
To be fair it’s very hard for newly released prisoners especially felons to adjust to the outside world. Job hunting is difficult, finding housing is even harder, they’re lucky if they have some money. 44% of prisoners released return within their first year and some of that has to do with the system more or less setting them up for failure. For some, prison is easier and understood better than adjusting to society all over again
@@beccayenter3266 He only did a few years in prison, he didn't spend decades incarcerated and don't know how things work anymore... Some people are career criminals...
“I said I have a gun, get your ass down here” was hilarious 😂😂
Genuinely love the fact that I just heard an officer say "bet, dude."
Cudahy pd is pretty smooth out here lol
The fact that he is a killer and our court system let him out after 8 years is disgusting
and now back in custody he got a chance and effed up, Vast majority released do NOT
@@philster6383so you’ve never heard of recidivism then.
YES I have and the rate is very low. I am part of that rate of low recidivism and know a lot of fellow gentlemen who got in trouble and have NOT reoffended @@gofastER
@@gofastERjustice system is weird. For some crimes with obvious risks of recidivism causing great harm they let people go, for others they don’t. Also, you can greatly reduce recidivism with better conditions and care inside prison, better reinsertion procedures, better follow up once they get out and better insertion into society with less prejudices and social help to start your life back where it stopped. But America isn’t really the best example of that kind of system lol.
Absolutely
My mom told me this story of how her boss had a literal serial killer living in his attic for months. When his house was cleaned, somebody noticed dusty footprints that didn't match anybody's shoes in the kitchen and realized that somebody else must have been there. The guy had run away before they realized, but he was found on the golf course where my mom used to work. Apparently my mom and her coworkers had to hide in the kitchen for quite a while while the police tried to get the guy. I don't remember if they caught him that day or not, but it's an interesting story.
this is a hilarious case all things considered. "yo i think theres an animal in the roof" "no my names Robert!"
and the cleverness of hiding the gun in a fucking grill. this is beautiful
It's not complicated, he goes in attics because he prefers to be high
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I see what you did there
Underrated comment 😂
The female officer is probably a rookie working with her police trainer. It's hard to comprehend how tense she was in this circumstance. Making one wrong move might put her life or her buddy at risk.
Damn shame
Especially since the fto believes one shit came out right as/after shining his light at the garage. As if the shot was a response to the officers getting too close.
or a bystander. she's too squirrelly
I thought the same when he told her how to hold her gun
Guys we can judge all we want but I guarantee you would all be shtting your pants if there was a gunman/s, unknown location that could actually kill you at any point. They didn't come out for an active shooter call, they came out for a burglary suspect and stumbled into an active shooter with an unknown location. Any male rook would have acted the same.
😂 that outro was wild!
"... No explanation for his actions! Also, no explanation for his obsessions with attics!"
"There's an animal on my roof. No, my name's Robert. Oh shit there's a dude in my roof" 😂😂😂
Doesn't matter how nice your neighborhood is, keep your doors locked. If you're not home, keep your windows shut and locked also even on the second floor.
This!! My moms town is one of those places where people don’t lock their doors. We always did because we moved from a bigger city lol but one time the entire town was on lock down because a man killed his entire family and ran. They found him hiding in some woods. And some years later some weirdo was running around with a sword threatening people. But even still they think people are weird for locking their doors smh smh
@@tourmii -- Criminals might not show up as frequently in small towns or rural areas, but they DO show up once in a while. And you really can't predict when and where that might be. Better to be safe than sorry, in my book.
Exactly! Same with letting your little children wander around unsupervised. Predators of all kinds purposefully target places like that for that reason-they know people’s guards tend to be down.
@@Pluto_Is_A_Planet_ -- About 35-40 years ago I read a paper in a psychiatric medical journal that theorized that part of the reason multiple personality disorder (which is now called dissociative identity disorder, and is NOT schizophrenia, but a completely different disorder) can be more common in people who grew up in rural communities than in suburban or urban ones, was that predators could more easily commit their crimes against children in places where the closest neighbor is too far away to hear a kid crying for help.
Not sure if any other studies came to the same conclusion, but it is food for thought.
@@TakenTook I have no doubt about that. I grew up in one of those very small towns with less than 500 people, and even though most people had the mindset of it being safe & even left their doors open at all times, there was still occasionally crimes, like robberies and stuff, because people knew who left their doors unlocked. Everyone knew everyone, so most of the addicts who were looking for something to steal knew which houses would have valuables in them, and knew it would be fairly easy to get in. After there was a triple homicide & abduction of two small kids near our town, people started finally realizing that maybe they needed to start being more careful.
Now that's creepy
It is creepy
It is creepy
It’s phrogging creepy as ish.
That’s cracky. Crackheads do weird stuff.
It is creepy
"I think the trust is out the window" what a great reply from the officer 😂😂😂
Every video I see with Wisconsin police show them being very polite and patient!
Omg- “Robert Turner Man” is the funniest thing I’ve heard this week
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Might as well just say "John Doe".
He's covered in fiberglass with a broken leg and he's barely in pain?
Drugs do that
Its not fiberglass
He’s on x lol
glass based insulation@@king_tut.
@@king_tut. It is fiberglass lol, it's one of the main ingredients for house insulation. The most common types of materials used for loose-fill insulation include cellulose, fiberglass, and mineral (rock or slag) wool. That's why you're not supposed to touch it with your bare hands.
First time I've come across your videos. I Love the way you narrate them, without a lot of interruption, while getting right to the point, and end with the "follow up"! Thank You for the great videos 👍😀
How does someone who comitted aggrevated homicide with a dangerous weapon get probation after just 8 years?!
8:54 "I think trust is out the window here" I see what you did there lol
Officers can’t arrest you if the crack in your pocket is for personal use. This guy has it all figured out
That's exactly how that works in Portugal, for example.
He’s trying to avoid an additional charge of attempt to distribute or distributing.
That depends on the state. I didn't hear them mention what state this was in. I live in Oklahoma, and crack in your pocket will absolutely get you arrested. There's no getting out of that here unless you have connections. Around here it's not about having powerful connections. It's about having a brother-in-law or cousin that knows someone that knows someone. 😂
@lisaescatel LMAO!
dude... he was being sarcastic.
I can guarantee you that crack in your pocket is a ticket to jail in all 50 states.
@@luvmenow33at least one state has decriminalised small amounts of drugs for “personal use” - they may not go to jail or have a sentence but the court can impose fines, probation, or mandatory inpatient treatment.
“Someone breaking through a window and running across rooftops like spiderman” this narrarator is the whole reason i watch these🤣
Thank you to all law enforcement officers and first responders. You are so appreciated! ❤
“Omg there’s an animal in the roof!!”
“No my name is Robert.”
… my therapist would be making so much money.
“I think trust is out the window.” This officer got witty jokes.
Nah, Robert was out the window.
June 18th is my birthday, june 18th 2023 is the day I bought my dad a gun that he had been wanting for a while. That day he treated me to dinner and made me feel special but it was his day too so I wanted to return the favor. I won't specify what gun it is but i'll say it's a common one that people get to protect their home. I'm so lucky to have a loving father that is willing to protect me and our home at any cost. Stay safe everyone, as a fellow human being I love you.
June 18 was my grandpa's bday. Love you too.
It's important to check your attic every few weeks to make sure there's no one secretly living up there.
My guess is dude was so high he was hallucinating and shot randomly and climbing on attics. When he partially snapped out of it he wanted to go back home but was found by the homeowner.
I doubt it. He started taking shots as police were climbing out of their cars, and you want to blame hallucinations? Oh, and he just happens to have killed someone before, but this time, he was just out of his mind! But was canny enough to hide the weapon... Nope. Far more likely he was deliberately shooting at the police, but too high to aim accurately and fortunately didn't kill anyone this time.
This is simultaneously the least likely thing to happen to me and also the thing I am afraid of the most. Someone being in my attic.
Never watch the movie "Black Christmas"...... you're welcome. 🍻👍🍻
@@richardwebb9532 Actually one of my favorite movies, probably a lot to do with it lol.
Same, and I don’t even have an attic
I don't have an attic.
Love that he’s teaching her how to use cover on the spot. Super duper training. 😂
The first half of this was kind of anxiety inducing, but then the suspect showed up covered in insulation
This whole case was subtly hilarious in a way that could only be possible in the USA lol, no one does true crime like we do!
USA! USA! 🇺🇸 Haha but I do think England has similarities with weird ass stories. Probably because lots of Americans are from there 😂
@@nikkireignsImo its funnier to us when its Americans bc we immediately think of our fellow countrymen as stupid ppl by default so any action they make looks remedial af 😂😂
I was there that night, saw him run across the roof, and the whole night was just omg can I go home and 😂
It's absolutely terrifying thinking about this. Having to pull up to a situation where shots are being fired at night and none of you know where it's coming from.
It's gotta be so frustrating being a cop trying to figure out the situation asking "did you hear gunshots" and you get "weeelll we've heard some frickin sketchy.. sketchy stuff" as a response 😅
So weird!!!!!!! Thanks for this one! It’s nice to hear some silly stuff with the usual devastation.
Did anyone else notice that Robert is the luckiest guy in the world-considering the very poor decisions that he made. He got away from the police without leaving any evidence behind, and then his grandma covered for him. He could have very easily been taken out by the police. Then he sneaks into an armed man's attic, but doesn't get shot or even screamed at. The police were all super nice to him, and his only injury gets him a ride to the hospital instead of being cuffed and stuffed into the backseat of a police car. He was probably pumped full of free morphine, and who knows if he will ever serve any time. It makes me wonder if it was dumb luck, or if he has a guardian angel. Maybe his sneaky grandma prays for all the time. 😂
Even the dog didn't alert the homeowner (despite barking when the homeowner gets home) I think you're onto something
This guy Robert Turners father was a former democratic state assembly member of wisconsin, and he at this current time is on both the Fire AND Police Commisions in Racine county not thirty minutes from cudahy. Hes a connected mans son, the world be like that..... So hes been lucky his whole life lol.
@@udrawerseriously, the dog could’ve easily attacked the stranger in his home.
I even imagine the doggo chillin’ at the porch door, looking at the view. Then, came a strange man and it wagged its tail inviting him in 😂
@kishaa819 Well, depends on the dog ofc... I feel like it is likely the dog is a smaller, harmless breed such as a chiwawa, due to it's affinity for barking and the fact that the criminal's entire foot seemed to still be attached
An addict in the attic! Sounds like a nursery rhyme for people in prison
i can't imagine how scary it has to be to hear gunshots but not knowing/being able to see where they're coming from especially IN THE DARK.
The fact he stayed in the house of a man that had a shooting target in his house is the real problem
This is one of my biggest fears. In 2011 i moved into a one bedroom apartment alone. When i looked in the crawl space there was a weird gross dirty towel and i wanna say like a camera 📸 i dont fully remember tbh. But it was enough for me to think someone might be living in there. I would randomly check and put things in front of the small door. Really freaked me out.
That is absolutely frightening!!!! I check the small balcony every other day out of fear of that
"I think there's a raccoon in the attic."
"My name is Robert!"
"I think there's a raccoon named Robert in the attic."
😂
You said it.. not me.
"so you want to keep your gun up like this, and you can use the garage"
This is what we call training in the job... 0 experience going into the field. Got to love it.
Wisconsin police are so wholesome. They can't help but be nice to the crazy guy, making sure he knows that nobody is mad at him 😂
i remember seeing the body cam footage of the guy describing what was in his attic, but never knew this full story. crazy
His family knew it was him 100% knew it
Robert had the perfect opportunity to ask for “tree-fifty” while over assuring them that he, in fact, is not the Loch Ness Monster.
Dammit monsta, I ain't givin ya no tree fiddy!
Being a cop would be beyond horrible. You deal with the worst in society, put your life on the line daily, and then you have to deal with hindsight is 20/20 activists/politicians just begging for one slip up or lack of judgement when your only human and have to deal with this sh*t on a near daily basis.
"trust is out the window here" was so funny
My buddy is a veteran and said that’s exactly what it’s like for fire fights anyway in Afghanistan.
Hear shots from a general direction but most of the time can’t see who or where it’s coming from.
Can confirm, your buddy is correct.
Even when you do pinpoint, by the time you start returning fire they have moved.
Thanks for clipping it so it shows the whole story in the first 20 seconds of the video, I didn't have to spend an entire 16 minutes watching this.
this is legit one of my greatest fears, ever since i learned about the term frogging (phrogging? idk if I'm spelling it right). ugh it gives me full body shivers
Imagine waking up for toilet in middle of the night, turning on the lights and looking at the air vent, seeing someones eyes there looking at you
👁️👁️
Nothings more scary than being in the open, hearing shots and having no idea where they are coming from
I love how he’s giving directions while hiding behind her 😂😂😂
cop said "I think trust is out the window here"
So now we have to blur pictures of handmade ecstasy pills? 🤦♂️
Looked like wannabe Skittles.
you're on youtube brother needed to so they can make money
I’m leaning towards believing that his relative absolutely knew Robert was there, and she was covering for him. She seemed kinda off, very hesitant, how she was answering the cop’s questions, especially when he was asking for permission to clear her house.
I wonder how the officers would have handled it if she would have told them no.
@@Sammysgrl22 Honestly with multiple shots fired they probably could have gotten away with a warrantless search.
Respect to the officer triple checking with the resident of the duplex to ensure proper permission was granted to canvas the residence
I'd much rather have somebody say "My name is Robert" than for that person to say "I'm old Gregg"
Robert's video is ludicrous! I needed a bit of lightheartidness ! Would love a follow up on his sentencing! Thanks a mil for your hard work!
"i have a firearm"
"alright, well, dont use it"
The last guy should be a stand up. He got all the talents.
You know youre getting old when a cop says "bet, dude!"
God, imagine how horrifying that must be, someone hidding wihtin your attic and you have no fucking idea.
Dude is lucky Robert didn’t come down from the attic blasting his way through them to escape
He's like, "no, my name's Robert." 😳😳😳
I've seen the video of the bodycam footage of that one guy getting caught with the attic where he was hiding with the broken foot but I didn't know the full story was this wild, super unique to see all the footage put together
"Call my grandma and I'll pay you $300...on friday" 😂
😂😂
That’s the crack talking 😂😂
That question about if the dog was barking was purely out of curiosity. I respect it, though.