Alex Jones Rants as an Indie Folk Song
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- Опубликовано: 12 май 2019
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You could probably play this over the speakers at urban outfitters and no one would notice
literal lip reading
you win the comment section
I believe you're correct.
100% accurate.
I would notice and I'll start singing it
Y'all laugh at him now, but when literal potbelly vampire goblins crawl out from the sewers smelling of sulfur you'll be wishing topless Alex was there to lend you a hand in battle.
THANK YOU, i really needed to laugh this hard today dude, thank you :)
Buddy, if my only choices are topless Alex or vampire goblins, bring on them goblins by the thousands.
DADDY Alex Jones taught me well I will help guide the previous denouncers
@@D3vD4v Alex Jones is Gandalf
Joe Rogan as Boromir
Ben Shapiro is Frodo
Milo Yiannopoulos is Legolas
ETC
HILLARY Clinton is Saruman
Joe Biden is The Witch King
Etc
Add or edit as you please for these times of Great War
"They literally crawl out from under rocks with green skin..I've got them on tape"
Well why they hell are you TELLING us about it then!?!?! I wanna see the tape!!!
lol, if I stop laughing I will have to realize there are 70 million people in america that take this lunatic seriously... Scary AF...
My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be alright.
That’s the best outcome
Well, your on the right path, at least. Ya, see... About seven or eight years ago a wise man told me, "regardless of whatever it looks like on the surface, everything is worse than it seems."
According to the bible that is exactly, 100% right. The Moral of The Story seems to be: humanity can't fix itself, but God's family can, so be adopted by him. Hence the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Colossians 1:15-20.
15 The Son is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
16 For in Him all things were created, things in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or authorities. All things were created through Him and for Him.
17 He is before all things, and in Him all things hold together.
18 And He is the head of the body, the church; He is the beginning and firstborn from among the dead, so that in all things He may have preeminence.
19 For God was pleased to have all His fullness dwell in Him,
20 and through Him to reconcile to Himself all things, whether things on earth or things in heaven, by making peace through the blood of His cross.
depends on what you really want from life
Yeah its weird and then it generally turns out to be right. In Alex Jones' world, we should all be gay lizard people by now right or maybe they would catch one of those people he called a pedo. I'd like to see that. There are apparently a lot of them
"My spirit gets close to that evil and i feel it go ahhh... ahhhhh... aaaahhhhhhhh"
That line hit me.
“Were such self centered crap, we don’t even notice he’ll rising up against us!”
Makes me want to be a man of god tbh
Same!!
That part makes me laugh 😂
Or when he says “I have them on video” lolol
Great video and you have a great voice, Nick!
this classic must be preserved & protected 💖💗🙏💗
Wow, your autotunes are legendary! This alex jones rants song, however, is hard to compete with.
I was banging 7 gram rocks thats how i roll
Knew I'd find you here, father of meme songs.
Even "most" Alex Jones followers must admit this is art. i know a few and most of them actually have a pretty good sense of humor
@@bert3434 bro, I fuckin love this song, and Alex does too 😂
*_They need a gay frog to bounce over the lyrics to help the kids sing along._*
Please stop watching me master boat 🚣
Hey, what happened with Mr. FBI?
Did we go up a level?
Jussie Smolliet, you know that gay french fella from Chicago?
@@blaizecunningham6080 he was gay AND black, not just French.
@@riphihe and a Jooo
"We're such self-centered crap, we don't even notice hell itself rising up against us."
This is so true
My favorite line in the song! Nothing more true.
Ireland and Sweden 😢
@@_LoremIpsumhell yeah man, get replaced by immigrants. Get ur birth rates up and stop bitching
I definitely notice.
Given this timeline, I expect actual potbelly vampires to show up next year.
"literal" potbelly vampire "goblins".....please let's not stray away from known information. I wouldn't be worried if they were only potbelly vampires.
You must be a mainstream media viewer- they have been around for years…
They are always here, but they run the banks as the Eternal Victims and steal everyone's money and homes each year then laugh at you in the newspapers because you believe all their propaganda.
They arrived at the WEF a week ago. Prophet.
like tbh curious if he has them on video.... can i see?
The 2.7k dislikes are from literal vampire potbelly goblins.
literally crawling from under rocks
I'm a literal vampire potbelly goblin and I find this hilarious
Regardless I think we can all agree that Hillary's into creepy weird sick stuff, man.
@@trinitrojack yeah, like how she sleeps in the same room as the creepy weirdo woman, who’s mother wears a hood over her head. like, what the hell?
@@shemuelthesabbatian1254 That woman number one is ugly, but I mean imagine how bad she smells, man.
I consider this a historically relevant piece of art.
Me too bro.LOL
It absolutely is.
You would be correct, friend.
I want this played at my funeral.
it's two birds one stone... Everything was indie folk for a bit there... and... this...
Came back to this, still holds up.
Yes sir
This hits different in 2024
After realizing Alex openly loves this song? Yes.
Can't stop listening it, like every day at least once or twice.
this popped in my feed just after that guy knifed those people the other month...
If only you knew how bad things truly were.
Best part about being a conspiracy theorist is not getting myocarditis.
The dislikes are all the potbelly vampire goblins that just got outed.
While not a vampire myself, being a potbelly goblin, I am offended. I, for one, left a LIKE on that video. TWICE.
We outnumber them :)
Also his neighbors.
@TCT No, as a member of the New World Order, I have access to all three levels of the like button. Level one like is like your standard like. Level two gives a thousand views. And, level three... well, let's just say that's how all the Illuminati superstars start off.
We still have them outnumbered 100 to 1. That's swiss cheese even with a single shot.
They just don’t make real music like this anymore.
Is it weird that I keep coming back to this song, not because it's funny, but because I genuinely like it? Lmao
you need to click play, cause they just did.
お化け everytime it hits my feed it must be played
This and American psycho as a weekend song. On repeat.
This is legit a song what the hell
He tried telling us about the water turning the frogs gay; we didn't listen to him and now those Budweiser frogs are at book clubs.
As time goes on....this song gets better and better.
literal vampire potbelly goblins
...Are hobbling 'round comin' after us~...
My spirit gets close to that evil and I feel it go AHHHH...
AHHHH...
@@johnjesusiskingofkings1770 AHHHHHH!
Band name! I’m claiming it!
what kind of music do you listen to?
me:its complicated
Top notch reply, cause it's true
Lmao
copying comments from other videos. so hot right now
@@MRWDL800 very much is
@@MRWDL800 Do you not understand how jokes work?
They just don’t make music like this anymore. No autotune. No twerking. No rapping. Just pure vocals ❤️🥰🇱🇷
Liberia? That's a Liberian flag
As a vampire, potbelly goblin, I feel this in my heart
With your hobblin' ass..
A literal one?
Probably a metaphorical one, right?
As a person watching the millions of pouring in people of the very worst type, I'm so pissed. This was supposed to be a satire video making fun of Alex Jones, but this is now just a straight up documentary of current times.
@@atxatxatxatx you need a girlfriend and a job that doesn’t require and name tag. You’ll forget about all your imaginary concerns
My wife and I danced to this song at our wedding,it was so beautiful
HolyCity Sinner99 no you didn’t?
Upload a video of it!
Sure wish i was invited
My God I hope this is true.
I sure hope this is true
"We're so self centered, we don't even notice Hell itself rising up against us" is actually a good song lyric.
My favourite line in the song. So true.
animepfp I frickn shiver everytime
When you're just talking about conspiracies and unintentionally do social commentary
the context ruins it
this is why i find it hard to hate alex jones. 99% of the time he spouts shit, but every now and then he says something that makes you go "daaamn..."
every so often you gota come back to this and check to see what else is to come
I smell sulphur almost everywhere now. It stinks man.
He sounded insane because the future was insane.
Tbh… if you’d have said to someone 10 years ago people will be losing their jobs because they said “women don’t have penises” everyone would think you’re mental. The future is definitely weird.
No he’s just insane. We can have both
@@josephp.1919 how many times must he be right before he's no longer considered insane?
@@popneppopnep4357 get help
He's so manly and vital. I suspect he uses reasonably priced supplements.
🤣🤣
Lmao
😂😂😂😂
Best comment I've seen in a while...
Infowarstore.com bruh, get you're alpha force and lizard brain. Premium supplements
i love bon iver
dangelo, you are literally everywhere
D'Angelo we're gonna have to stop liking the same videos-
A wild D'Angelo appears
Oh hey you’re here too ig lol
I don't understand why you're so popular. Your content is mediocre at best.
"Ooooh they're so good! Oh, they're so sweet!"
Ahahahaha
What a classic. RUclips brings this up every few years and I’m here for it
At 1:44 when he goes, "ahhh, ahhhhhh, AHHHHHH" I really felt that on a spiritual level
I did too brother.
Hahah
Nice pfp
ruclips.net/video/Ydv6usKn2rg/видео.html
oh shit me too, i had an OBE for a second there
"Literal vampire potbelly goblins are coming after us." - So true.
My spirit gets close to that evil and i feel it go AHHH! AHHH! AHHH!
True, I'm about that spot in my D&D campaign. I will remember to scream AHHH AHHH AHHHHH! When they come hobbling down the mountain after us.
Alex Jones IS a literal vampire potbelly goblin.
Many such cases
I HAVE PROOF !!!. I LOVE THE "VAMPIRE GOBLINS" ♡♡♡
He’s finally back on twitter, this living meme is a legend
Rogan finally watched it too lol Protect our parks 10
The internet is healing
@@jimathybindlenim6359 It's about time ;_;
Truth teller Alex Jones is
Let’s hope he’ll lose many more lawsuits 😂
The “Alex Jones was right” jar has got to be damn near overflowing by now.
This song just gets better with age.
Yeah it's like a fine fine my children will be enjoying in 20 years
@@zachemorgan fine wine?
because it becomes more true
Alex Jones is a National Treasure
@ Larry Tate National? This man is a world wonder
I feel like only half a million people have seen this and we are just playing it over and over.
I've already played it over 17 times while typing this.
Just wait until the AJ redemption ark comes true and he names them, this will be blowing up 10x
Yeah, I listen to it a couple of times a week, and I don't even really like the genre it's parodying.
I just found this and have listened to it 11 times 😆
Guilty as charged.
4 years later. Still loving this song.
This song just keeps seeming truer and truer each year
I listen to this unironically
This is actually good. His lyrics are unrivaled
thank you dennis prager
yip
I search for "Alex Jones Song" whenever I'm feeling down. It always makes me a bit happy to watch this.
Me too
Intention was to mock Alex Jones, accidentally writes a somewhat good song that I’ve been inadvertently listening to on repeat for the past hour
it's a tribute
... all in the name of mocking Alex Jones. 👍
Go America!! Make America Trumpless Again
@@davidfarner2836 Good luck, soy boy.
@reg 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈I'M FUCKING GAY🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
David Farner lol I think you lost on that one, he won the election and has been president for years
He says the truth.
Honestly the "I have them on video" adds so much.
I know that's my favourite part
My fav is "what the helllll"
@@RosieJonesRules Yeah I love singing "What the HEEELLLLL" when im drinking early hours of d morning
He do tho
@Badbeagle2 I love the matter-of-fact way he sings “Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur.”
It's the harmonious, ascending "ahhh's" with Alex losing his mind that really gets me.
Yeah, I can feel it, it's the passion and the despair we can see in him, that makes it so powerful.
100%
DUDE IM SCREAMING RN THIS IS SO GOOD
True.
That really hits the sweet spot.
I listen to this every morning.
I also listen to this song allot maybe not every morning
This is unironically one of my top 5 indie folk songs of all times.
Ikr?
It has some deep stuff in it like "we're such self centered crap we don't even notice hell itself rising up against us"
As well as, "literal vampire pot-belly goblins are hobbling around coming after us" which is, well, not so deep, or maybe it is?🤔
I catch myself singing or humming this song all the time tbh😂
@Barry Goldwater same.
@Barry Goldwater
Hahaha, that's a great Jazz cover. Thanks for posting the link.
Every time I show this to someone, I end up vibing
@Barry Goldwater name checks out 😅
I play this song at parties as a litmus test to see what kinda people i'm dealing with.
No joke I just had that idea in my head if I ever go to a party again lol. Which means I WILL NOT partake in festivities with the Enemy Goblins.
💯
Actually brilliant.
Gonna start doing this, thank you.
This is brilliant and is should be a trend.
Years later and I still come back to this masterpiece. Long live super deluxe
This is actually such a vibe, my wife and I have quoted it to each other daily since our wedding. Alex was right!
Bon Iver been real quiet since this
It'd be more funny if this was accurate... he's actually released an entire album and another single since this came out lol.
Justin Simmons ... 😑
@@yahstino funny regardless
@@bearlyhear5822 Right, like I said.
The 2.4K dislikes are from potbelly goblins.
Not quite as alarming when you realize there are so few.
Oh, god. They're multiplying.
And not just in size...
Blue haired nose rings.
@@Therealnonsequitur "where not playing god.... we are being judged by him...." - Lincoln Osiris
roflcopter
It's funny because the gay frogs thing actually turned out to be true.
Welcome back big dog!
RUclips really put this in an autogenerated folk music playlist 😂😂.
Noice. Algae has taste.
@@rm9308 what does algae taste like
@@XxYERMOM123xX it's not too great
For me, it was in a rock playlist 💀
The Algorithm was created by Google.
It evolved.
It rebelled.
It has become based as fuck.
And it has a plan.
God created the internet for Alex Jones.
100%
Alex is a legend
Luis Hernandez I mean most of us watch him ironically
Here’s my theory......Alex Jones himself is the god
artillery only Jesus could turn water into wine
Alex could turn any political discussion into a shitshow
im so happy to come back to this song and see its still living strong
Years later I'm still listening to this. It's so good, and it's so funny 😭
we looooooove our somalis
It's funny 'cause it's true
unfortunately i see no green goblins but i hope to someday :D@@Conserpov
Oh it's so good, oh it's so sweet
It’s a good feeling to revisit a classic. Thanks for re-uploading.
@@schr4nz oooooooooooooooooooooooo
We *loooooove* our somalis
We love our muslims
I love you all ^ 🤣
Oh they're do good.
“Literal vampire potbelly goblins” gets me every single time
Lmfaoooo that took me out
we looooooooove our somalis
My favourite lyric also! 😂
Literal vampire potbelly goblins are turning the freaking 🐸 gay
1:49 is where me and my wife lose it every time.
And I love Alex jones, he’s a great american and this song is amazing
I listen to this so often. Apart from being so so so funny it’s an absolute banger
“The Paradigm of Absolute Control” would be an amazing band name.
There should be a metal band with only alex jones quotes as lyrics named the paradigm of absolute control
Look, if you wanna start it, I'm in.
Ill be the manager. Take about 80% of the profits and give yall the crumbs 😎
@@suprcrzy the crumbs is all a musician can ever hope for
@@suprcrzy i'm in.
This is my favorite Bon Iver song
Giel te Molder I was looking forever in the comments. It’s not really a generic folk song, it’s pretty much just an early Bon Iver song.
bBAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA , im literally like, “ yo this sounds like a bon Iver jam”
Bon Info
Same, tried to find it on iTunes with no luck. Must be a secret B-side that got leaked!
the guitar riff is basically just Holocene
All these years later and its still a bop
Love the song, the great editing and syncing elevates it even more
This song should have been played in his trial as evidence for both the defense and the prosecution.
He would definitely do something like this to stonewall the trial.
Turns out going after families of school shooting victims and playing stochastic terrorist has consequences. :P
I have them on video:)
@@StalwartTirith when you yourself end up in the gulag one day just remember that you supported it.
@@eljaroebeukes5118 remember when the white natsoc weirdos hang you this comment
I can so clearly hear this in a Starbucks at 10pm…
That’s a star bucks I would want to go to!
So glad 163 people apparently know exactly what I’m talking about with late night Starbucks music selections. Thanks for the likes everybody.
Mocca ?
Jonny I’m down. I’ll be the one at the counter yelling “I love Satan” 👍
@@rocketime555 You're literally the people Alex is talking about. Probably a radical leftist.
This is literally one of my favourite songs ever. Keep coming back, great work, need an infowars album!
I will always come back to this video, pure genius. Thank you Nick for the cumulative time spent singing and laughing with friends with this video - you're the champ.
When he said “literal vampire potbelly goblins, are hobbling around coming after us” I really felt that
dude they wear our skin then have the gall to tell us we don't exist, the damn juden
I quote this daily.
😂😂
Its literal
Me too man
"Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblins are Hobbling Around Coming After Us." That's the best line by far
"my spirit gets close to that evil and I feel it go ahhhh, ahhh, ahhh" That part is so moving in such a weird way
The lyric about "your daughter at the mall" and "your wife your son" is better.
I disagree, while those flow they don’t really work outside of context. Literal vampire potbelly goblins flows and is goo in and out of context
I believe that's referring to this guy ruclips.net/video/4FiqqO8u8SU/видео.html
@@user-lk4no3vo8q I was curious, so I went back and found the actual episode that was taken from. Surprisingly, he was referring to your parents... Yes, both your moms.
this song has no right to sound this good
An absolute classic masterpiece
Crush: what music do you listen to?
Me: it’s complicated
fuck this meme
mr snoop no please don’t
@@mrsnoop1820 sounds pretty gay man
@James on a serious note- is this actually copying the melody of a bon iver song? Makes sense if so
If they get it they're a keeper
“Hillary’s into creepy weird stuff man”
That part's catchy
She is
And a creepy weird stuff man has been into her.
Truth
Being named Hillary, that part is especially funny to me.
"Millions of pouring in people of the very worst type" ya boys a prophet.
4 years ago: oh man this song is hilarious and AJ is right about some stuff.
-LISTEN TO THIS SONG ONCE A DAY…
FOUR YEARS LATER:
(Head in hands) singing along like I’m in the band on the TITANIC.
EVERY VERSE IS NOW TRUE.
-Lads, Lassies it’s been an honor and a privilege.
FINGER SHAKES AS I HIT THE PLAY BUTTON AGAIN TRYING TO FIND THE JOKE OR THE PUNCHLINE I ONCE LAUGHED AT…
I would actually buy an entire album of this type of content.
Ned Flinders for sure!
Perhaps you've heard of Bad Lip Reading. They have some really good songs on there.
there's an EP of metal songs using Alex Jones so i wouldn't be surprised if this spawned something similar
I wish I would buy an album of this, but I would certainly would add it to 1 or 2 of my spotify playlists
Pink Season is somewhat like this
Mumford and sons had to cancel their tour because this single blew them out of the water
Karl Kisba you mean bumford and bums
You mean bon iver
it's Bon iver, idiot
Anything is better than Munford and sons
Easily one of my favorite songs of all time. Its beautiful.
Awe yes that time of year where I re watch this!
I’ll see y’all next year
His band name: The Paradigm of Absolute Control
Hahaha GOOD ONE!
Also known as T-PAC
@@totticosta2977 Or just the PAC
Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro sing backup and do the claps
"The Paradigmatics" actually sounds like a good Indie band name
My God this classic ages like fine wine.
You ain't kiddin frendo
Facts
When "obvious satire of the stupid propagandist" begins to literally mirror reality
Just wait until the news article confirming that Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur, just wait
@@tavadaardendrian319 im waiting for the green people to crawl from under the rocks so I can kill and eat them...
this is so amazing. i appreciate the editing hell this was to create. masterpiece .!!!!!
100% underrated channel
"We're such self-centered crap we don't even notice Hell itself rising up against us."
This is really poetic, frankly.
@Joe Mark That's some zoomer shit with no interest i language. Lmfao...
@Joe Mark Zoomers are irrelevant at best. They are praying everything goes to shit not realizing they are the ones who will be pushed out front to be cut down or enslaved for manual labor at best. Should be praying the 1% keep the status quo together until a more resilient generation comes along to carry them.
@Joe Mark No, but I worked with them in the Army as the newest recruits. And to be fair, there were some damn good humans and soldiers in the group, but the vast majority have no business there. As a group they are the LAST people anyone should be trusting or counting on to protect them, protecting a country is more than just wearing a uniform and taking selfies and I worry the standards had to be lowered so far to accommodate them they are unlikely to be able to protect those who have entrusted the future to their hands.
@@Melon_studios Intuitive logic is a thing. And yes, if you are trying to examine a specific thing with a general principle it is a bad move, but that does not void the concept of general principles. Take what you are saying and apply it to the 'Greatest Generation'. Every specific thing you said holds there as well, but good luck screaming 'The Greatest Generation is nothing and the ingroup mentality of accepting the concept is just silly because their mothers vagina blah blah'. Good luck with that.
@Bb Doll literally nothing to do with climate change
A misunderstood genius. To think people still deny the existence of vampire potbelly goblins to this day...
They dont look like literal vampire potbelly goblins but they do behave and do the same thing.
I got whiplash when I read that headline in the video. I can't believe this person actually exists.
@@StrongSideGames 👁
Vampire, parasite, Armenian in laws, it's all the same.
literally
The prophet
This is amazingly good. Thanks so much for making it!
If this isn't played at my funeral I ain't going
bruh
Yo, that’s hilarious
Sure ya are. Not like ur gonna know.
🤣
Rodrigo Tinajero
Everyone will miss you
Aged very well.
Is it bad that I’ve started listening to this unironically?
As long as you don't hurt/annoy people, you can do whatever the fuck you want.
@@Dominian1 Words to live by.
Not at all. I've done the same. This is actually a very good song imo
Fitting now, isn't it?
Welcome to the dark side. Grab some cookies.
Simply beautiful. After all these years, it is as if I had heard it for the first time, and it still fills me with the peaceful realization that death comes for us all.
Literal vampire potbelly goblins
This song is so beautiful
Anyone else unironically think that this is good? Lmao
a) that reply confuses me
b) holy shit i couldn't agree more. it almost sounds like something i would listen to for fun... almost
But it’s good.
It's good because Alex Jones is 100% right and it's a good Melody
Yeah i fucking love bon iver
If you like this you’d like Bon Iver a lot.
everyone who disliked are literal vampire pot belly goblins
LOL
And they’re hobbling around coming after us!
Grim Factorum i know, it was a typo- I was faded bruh
@Grim Factorum *bot belly
I read your comment as the line came up lol.
This is so well done I actually like listening to it as a song lmao
This is really great, god damn. How is this song so good?
I think this is unironically the best song ever conceived
have you hear this one ruclips.net/video/052iTp04DRY/видео.html
i just leave it on repeat lol
@@mattharris5315 you are clearly a person of class and taste 👍🏻
Honestly it's in the conversation 🤣👌 pure brilliance
Nothing unironic about it (or ironic). It's the most info you've gotten in a minute.
That drop into 'hillary's into creepy weird sick stuff, man' is fabulous.
is it just me or do the vocals of that part until "literal vampire potbelly goblins" and after the "aaaaah" kinda sound like modest mouse?
Respekt my Alexthoritay!
and the minor shift at the end of "obama and hillary both smell like sulfur" hits you right in the chest
@@dededepression2628 more of a bon iver vibe, though this guy's voice isn't as deep. also probably more the song itself thats giving that vibe than the vocals. i feel like this guys vocals are a lot more clean than isaac brock's though
"they literally crawl out from under rocks with green skin... I've got them on tape" Such truth in his lyrics....
i have to come back and watch this video every few weeks bc it gets stuck in my head so much
Almost forgot to listen today
Welcome back, I'm back for my daily
ytmp3.cc/en13/ %-)
@@earlgray3925 SAME
@@jchevy813 Welcome back James
Yearly reminder to listen.
I like how he says "number one that woman is ugly" and never says a number 2
That's the only number he knows
She stinks?
Welcome to how political rants not based on fact that bring morale up work.
It’s all clipped together...
@@SickTroll He just trails off.
video was made as a joke.. ended up being an anthem for the truth...
lmao what
@@teamomangostay ignorant brotha. We don’t need you.
If you actually believe this garbage, we've failed as a society and an intelligent species
@@teamomango some of the things he’s said have some truth from what I’ve heard
@@briceedwards4662 If you're high on meth...maybe. But even then, that's a big maybe.