even more 500 iq ways to never get headshot
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When they said soldier was the most flexible class in the game I didn’t think they meant it literally
Both literally and figuratively
He would've been a good yoga coach if he wasn't crazy
I know nobody is going to see this but I think valve is using the bot crisis to their advantage but not letting f2ps call medic
@@mistalemontrout8659 fuck off you idiot, didnt your mom say not everything on the internet is true?
also u are 100% a f2p
@Alastair Valyocsik there was a bot in my game spamming voice commands not vc but it was similar to voice spam bots
i got motion sick trying to record the last clip as scout
yes
I can see the pain
i did just from watching it, i feel weird.
i get motion sickness trying to spectate scout
All for a good cause.
Headshot: Avoided
Spine: *BROKEN*
Hotel: Trivago
*I am forcibly escorted from the server*
The Heavy Yes
@@heavypootisguy4723 stop
It's like the worse version of Twister.
*even more 500 iq ways to break your spine*
callback to the meet the sandvich video
This made me exhale deeply from my nose
Thank you
@@Jan_372 hmmmmmm
Idk.
yes
Yea
Imagine trying to backstab someone but they suddenly shoot out their ass
lmao
@_*T E S S E R A C T!*_ I'm fucking dying
Imagine trying to backstab somebody but they suddenly shit out their gun
@@artisanmain This is now my favorite thread. Thanks guys! XD
@SCP-049 Pls remove the pestilence from me.
Pyro: switches between shotgun and flare gun rapidly
Pyro's legs: now it's time to get funky
_they groovin'_
By the way, how the fck did he manage to have a shotgun and flare gun at the same time?
@@skipmanghondarg R/woooooooooosh
To the left
Take it back now y'all
Snackerman TM .... he got the joke, he is just asking how is he having two secondary weapons at same time, so r/woooosh doesnt apply
I'd wouldn't mind seeing a SFM video about a soldier who avoids headshots by breaking his spine.
Same
Just use the voiceclip from meat the sandvich.
"Sniper!" - Some Otherclass
"SCREAMING EAGLES! OHH MY SPINE!"
I'm scared
Thanks for the idea orangmario
“I would wouldn’t”
2:23 TFW you hear a spy decloak
YES
Also 3:54
2:25
Scout: I have looked into 14 million different timelines in the future
Engineer: And in how many does the team push the cart?
Scout: Just one
Мамочка малыш Avengers: Infinity War actually
Мамочка малыш
In Russia, the Flash is in Infinity war
ElfSam, it’s time to go to Russia
Jokes aside, isn't that good because he's red?
tf2lastplayer It’s Infinity war bruh, did you even watched it?
Another 500 iq play: don’t have a head
Help me get 10,000 subs with no videos thanks pantric
Uninstall tf2, done. Now you can not be shot in the head.
LeCoolFace, better yet, as Pyro.
B2 Battle Droid in a nutshell WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!
@@Maxxon89 What if i am on the fbi watchlist?
This man literally just bent his spine 128 degrees backward while holding a rocket launcher in 1 hand
And walking backwards
Meet the Sandvich is the reason why soldier can bend like that , I guess
Lol
AHH MY SPINE!
YOU CALL THAT BREAKING MY SPINE?
*YOU RED LADIES DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO BREAK A SPI-
ARRGH MY SPINE!!!*
HE PUNCHED OUT *ALL* MY BLOOD!
Shooting backwards is cursed as hell.
Now Australian players can really play as themselves.
Wdym cursed? You ain't gonna die in 7 days if you do dat
@@screamsinrussian5773 not that kind of cursed mate
@@deml8553 then what
@@screamsinrussian5773 think of cursed images
solider is calling for the medic because he broke his damn back
You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if y- AAAUGH MY SPINE!
1. Lean back
2. Run backwards
3. Call "Medic!"
4. Break spine
"Australian view" should be in the Advanced Options
I can imagine one Sniper saying to the other: “The bullets come outta the slim end, mate!”
And then the other one shooting him facing the wrong way and saying: “*Not anymore*”.
Btw sniper facing the wrong way in actual gameplay would basically be like having a razor back, or being able to headshot any spy that is behind you instantly.
Me yelling "sniper" so grandpa twists his head under his legs
Nice
I made an M1 Garand out of legos
My grandpa just collapsed and in tears while calling his friends
Maybe he missed it so much
In case of sniper you should bind a key to do these commands:
+right, +backward, +jump.
Once you see a a sniper press your bind=profit.
Doing the backwards upside down camera thing is a great way to get labeled an aimbotter.
Witch isn't even how aim bots work XD but yeah. Since an aimbot allone still can't shoot out it's ass.
the best way to counter spies
3:58 - 4:02 “ya , this is big brain time”
Spys hitboxes actually makes the "wacky invisible spy headshot with huntsman" thing that happens surprisingly often make a lot of sense. Those arrows are being shot at slightly higher angles to go further, but spy's head hitbox is one of the highest up among classes, which happens to put it in line with the arrows path sooner on it's course.
2:47 when I am at home alone.
I don't understa- oh.... you have a VERY dirty mind.
I have a question about this, so this actually works with Snipers aimbot hackers too? Because is really useful with fighting cheaters.
Definitely, but you'd have to be able to line up yourself whenever the cheater is taking a shot. Also, the thing with the Soldier Head's hitbox poking out above his grenades or below his crotch happening inconsistently will most likely turn out to be a huge problem, especially with countering cheaters.
But don't aim cheats aim Dead center?
It technically should but it would be extremely situational and a lot harder to pull of then just being pocketed by a vaccinator medic. Also most good cheats can detect what part of the hitbox they can hit, and aim there, meaning that if your hitbox peeks out a bit you would still get headshot.
IDK willy amigo mio :V
@@kratostf2 Dont link it please. Just dont. Delete the link
headshot? avoided
back? bent
spine? broken
hotel? trivago
Sees sniper
*Bends
Ha,you cannot headshot me-
Ow my spine
Sniper: not so smart aren't ya
Hearing shounic swear in class is like seeing the nice teacher in school get angry.
Now I want a server that either allows the pitch and yaw to each go 360 degrees, or just flips your viewmodel upside down, so you know you're truly in Aussie land.
Wow so Heavy was right. If Pyro bleeds from it’s gas tank, it must be some sort of fire monster that thinks it’s blowing bubbles at people.
1:17 who's John Doe?
Soldier's name is Jane Doe.
His actual name is barister but we don't know his last name so we just call him
Barister Doe
Jonh and Jane Doe are generic names gave by the police to unindentified victims, so Soldier doesn't really have a name
*This is my name now, there are many like it, but this one is mine*
no one:
me after eating a bean and cheese burrito: 4:23
I get it lol you shit out literal rockets
@@sweetricecakeman8582 CRITICAL S H I T
Soldier doing it with 150hp: miss me
My fully charged Machina: hold my beam
so this is why hackers just look into the air almost all the time. huh....
Fun fact about that: its called antiaim and some of them can make your head hitbox not match up with your head
@@forlackofawetterbird well we got the anti-anti-aim if we know the hit boxes for all classes when they look up.
CSGO tip: The opponent's head will never be on their feet.
Only in tf2
*PP
Well actually CSGO is like that. You shoot the ground and you get a head shot, that's how broken the mechanics are in CSGO.
@@Alkaris *broken
@@derel8453 no they spelt it right
@@morgankasper5227 "broken" as in mocking fashion.
It would be such a shame
*if they bodyshot you instead*
A fully charged one
Which is bad
4:25 it's like if you're warping to another world
1:05
this will only apply to free lmaobox, every modern cheat has a feature to aim at multiple points of a hitbox, not just the center like free lmaobox
just wanted to point this out
this should really be up higher... cause like whenever people see a cheater, blood instantly boils and doesnt objectively and logically straight. like bruh calm tf down, we're all humans
Except cheaters. They ain't human.
Actually no, as far as I'm concerned only one cheat has the multi-point option, which allows you to scan for multiple points to shoot at in one hitbox, and that cheat is VAC detected so you shouldn't be having any problems with that. Most cheats will however have the feature to aim for the body on headshot fail, however this would proably happen anyway.
Edit: Yes I know this is dead but I want to point it out.
@@MovementPlaya you're massively incorrect. multipointing isn't some advanced alien technology. the concept of it is just simply taking the point of a hitbox and, as the name would suggest, adding multiple points to it for the aimbot to aim at. that one open-source linux cheat, the 60$ dollar cheat and the very popular box cheat all have multipointing and all of them are undetected for 3 years now.
@@buyBread you fail to realise how incompetent and primeval cheat developers are. The box cheat does not feature this (and I can testify to this), the no mistakes cheat I'm not 100% sure but it's possible, considering how bad it is for performance (which is the main feature of this cheat), and the GNU/Linux cheat could very well have it I admit, since I have done very little research on it.
3:50 I guess someone didn't know this line of code existed while making Assassin's Creed 4
*Laughs with Sidney Sleeper*
P I S S
@LeCoolFace nah man it can still headshot, does mini crits tho
Also gives 1 sec less cooldown on jarate resplenishment.
It is the best rifle for picking out pockets as a coat and sting bushwacka/jarate sniper.
*headshots soldier through his legs*
_Also, when using Australian mode, how do the hitboxes look?_
Soldier: "MEDIC"!
[Sniper bullet hitting nothing at all]
Sniper: "ngAugh...".
"congrats to john doe", correct me if i'm wrong, isn't his name Jane doe?
Smh he's a fake tf2 fan, it's Jane Doe
Idk
You guys up for playing australian TF2?
SAAAAAAAXTOOOOOOOOON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!!
*you mean muselk tf2* xD
What do you mean?
@@juke2780 Since Australians live on the other side of the planet, jokingly speaking they would see reality like this.
Well I couldn't be down
1:51 Didn't know that there's a portal inside the SMG's magazine.
"This is obviously a cheat command, but if you unlock it, you can adopt the Australian world view and appear to shoot out of your ass."
That's not something I thought I would ever hear
Great,now i can crocket those tryhard trade servers snipers safely
First Name
Imagine un ironically visiting a trade server in 2019
Hey,these are free kills for my strange,won't complain
If you want to farm stranges there are servers for that
Its better to farm them in actual players than bots or afk players
Its better to farm them in actual players than bots or afk players
I have an idea join a server while in being able to feel the "australian way of life" and stand in one place troll spies
It requires sv_cheats 1 though
@@xailonut8763 comunity server?
@@janosberes5205 it needs sv_cheats 1, not sv_pure 0
A community server with sv_cheats 1 would mean people noclipping and giving themselves infinite health
@@xailonut8763 oh
some internal cheats have such things. search for them if you really want to troll some people
"how to survive a headshot"
TF2 f2p who always have their shot charged up: what?
Now I want to see a Soldier named "which way do the rockets go in?" using that command to apparently fire rockets out of the back of the launcher.
Oh lord, I can't wait to see a video in the coming weeks:
"I ran an experiment with a new command I discovered recently that unlocks your view. For about a week, my servers played with this command enabled and here is how it went"
2:54 pyro making the shotgun enjoy himself
"Aaaawwww, my *SPINE!*
"
Time traveler:(*moves the touchs the gravity gun once*)
Time line: 4:26
4:06 The Shart Circuit
So for surviving a headshot i have to break my entire spine, got it, gonna try it in WWlll.
I already tried using the '+Left' or '+Right' in a pub, they started calling me a hacker and then kicked me for "cheating".
Let me guess: you couldn't speak either,right?
4:28 So this is how most Australians play TF2?
I guess so
4:45 just looks like some dope titanfall 2 singleplayer level tbh
3:00 It’s his BLOOD CANISTER! HES A VAMPIRE UNDER THAT MASK! EVERYONE RUN!!!
machina only penetrates at full charge
*Sees sniper take shot*
*Yeets spine violently*
Doesn't the machina only penetrate when at full charge?
not that it's going to work, just making sure you know that because those were not fully charged shots in the video
oh lol fuck you're right. so far nobody else has noticed though 🤔
legit i scrolled so far to read this comment, a bit late to watch the video but first thing i saw
I am kind of too late
4:35
finally a clip that's not upside down
Wait are you from Australia
Finally, a tf2 video with a section the right way up
Spy: goes to stab heavy in the back
(proceeds to get eradicated with a hailfire of bullets from heavys rear end)
Y'know what it wont protect you from? *laughs in piss rifle*
That last bit was so trippy i love it
1:15
the forbidden [REDACTED]shot
I’m about to do what’s called a pro-gamer move
*looks up until spine snaps*
if a sniper know you're a spy, you're not fooling anyone with the hitbox
You can fool people if you pull out the sapper though, since Spy stands taller with it, even when moving. It's saved my life before against some players that are insanely consistent at clicking heads, which ironically this strat is most useful against. Try it sometime if you really just need to escape and don't have enough health to fight them, lol
You can feel his spin breaking
Soldier: gets his spine ""broken"" by yeti in jungle inferno cinematic
Soldier irl:
You break your spine to avoid dying. Makes sense.
2:11 easy way, how to spin bot
For the last method you should try flipping your screen so that your player model is upside down but the world isn't, then flip your mouse left to right so that it controls normally
The ending, with the upside down views, was fine until you started walking around with Scout - then it gave me Stone Tower (from Majora's Mask) vibes, with the sky beneath you. [Shivers]
4:00 Imagine being a spy then you see the class you're about to backstab bend far backwards and stare at you creepily and shoot you while still moving forward
"Spy"
EVERYONE GOES AUSTRALIAN
Spy: _about to backstab_
Player with unhinged aimlock: *this Australium glue smells amazing*
3:57 lol
Wow the heavy really did break his spine.
When I fight the bots I just use chocolate and fists of steel then I just break my spine by looking up until I come to them
Missed opportunity to use pyro's flamethrower while upside down.
Demo and Pyro are pretty hard to headshot from behind as well due to the Demo's back and Pyro's gas tank covering their heads. Not as bad as the bent Soldier though.
Spy: *tries to backstab*
Scout: 4:27 oh what’s up?
Extra extra read all about it, new competitive tf2 strat makes snipers nonviable
My 42069 IQ way is wearing the Potassium Bonnett. My beloved banana makes your head look bigger and snipers/ambi spies tend to shoot just barely too high. They then proceed to bitch about hitboxes.
Fully charged Machina : "allow me to introduce myself"
Demo: I HAVE EXPLOSIVE DIAHREA
[Shits out pipes as if it was in a X10 server]
Unlocking the view looks like an interesting way to optimize rocket jumping. Since only 3 classes have reliable access to vertical mobility, looking down till you're looking through your ankles to aim backwards instead of spinning around disrupts your aim less since you don't have to readjust your horizontal aim.
Game theory.
The devs know about Soldier breaking his spine so that's why his spine gets broken so much in the TF2 animations
+1 for “Adopt the Australian worldview”
Considering the angle the poor guys at, it's no wonder he's calling for a medic...
3:34 that looks like my cat.
We NEED upside down maps.
Would flipping the map 180 degrees in the editor work and setting the ingame gravity to negative and replacing the jump command with a push downwards commands (sort of like treadmills in custom maps or jump pads in the forgoten gamemode passtime) make this work?
When a spy try’s backstab you
Your back: *CRRRRAACCCKK*
0:47 HEAD MOVEMENT!!!
Heavy doesn't have any *"M O V E M E. N T"*
That soldier looking up calling the medic making his head hit box appear between his legs made me fucking die
"Spies HATE this one simple trick!"
ICCC 2020. Looking forwards to it.