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  • @FrugalAesthetic
    @FrugalAesthetic  Год назад +125

    guys go to squarespace.com/frugalaesthetic to get a free trial and 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain

    • @im5247
      @im5247 Год назад +3

      If only my sweet frugal would make a dedicated video on loafers

    • @neutralmilkbaby
      @neutralmilkbaby Год назад

      yo were theme common projects gang aligned at?

    • @giorgosvenianakis6248
      @giorgosvenianakis6248 Год назад

      hello

    • @flopcropper3290
      @flopcropper3290 11 месяцев назад

      opinion on knu skool vans?

    • @donuts9549
      @donuts9549 11 месяцев назад

      Common USA L...
      We have a about a 14$ min wage in germany if converted to dollars... (and the dollar got stronger, or the euro got weaker idk)

  • @FadeAwayGab
    @FadeAwayGab Год назад +2246

    She let me hit cuz I'm goofy is one of the funniest things I've heard today 😭

    • @loggerhead837
      @loggerhead837 Год назад +3

      #real

    • @ErzaEthereal
      @ErzaEthereal Год назад +30

      @cptbennemorgangenuinely want to know your sense of humor, this isn’t even aggressive or anything I just wanna take a peek in your head

    • @en_vy
      @en_vy Год назад +36

      @cptbennemorgan “omg I didn’t expect to come across 16 year old humor on social media 😱😱😱”

    • @rhekdens
      @rhekdens Год назад +6

      put a pill in a mcflurry

    • @finnagarf743
      @finnagarf743 Год назад +20

      same energy as "You're in her dms, while I'm in her living room talking to her dog in a silly voice"

  • @m.x.c
    @m.x.c Год назад +2223

    Lets goooo Frugal is back to being Aesthetic

    • @dylancao7131
      @dylancao7131 Год назад +43

      Not gonna lie, thought you said Autistic and I was like, huhh??

    • @14aeon
      @14aeon Год назад +64

      Lets goooo Frugal is back to being Autistic

    • @ATAMAA
      @ATAMAA Год назад

      @@14aeonLETSA FUXKIN GOOOOO!!!

    • @KJ-il6eq
      @KJ-il6eq Год назад +28

      she Frugal on my aesthetic

    • @silvanogarciasanchez418
      @silvanogarciasanchez418 Год назад

      @@dylancao7131he never stopped

  • @brianrainsfordmarshall2692
    @brianrainsfordmarshall2692 Год назад +399

    Old school Vans worn to the point that the heel tag is no longer visible is chaotic evil.

    • @keanecoquete4977
      @keanecoquete4977 Год назад +15

      I have a pair of black and white sk8 hi's used for work that have the heel and the mid soles smoothed out.

    • @Daniel-om4ce
      @Daniel-om4ce 11 месяцев назад +17

      That heel tag fades so fast

    • @nathanchildress5596
      @nathanchildress5596 8 месяцев назад +12

      The hell? That's what Vans are for. If you still have the heel tag you don't work or play hard enough.

    • @greg_one_izm
      @greg_one_izm 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@nathanchildress5596 or your previous pair really just shit the bed after 9 years lol

    • @lecrafter4605
      @lecrafter4605 3 месяца назад +1

      It's the same with Converse, like the more fucked they are, the more they turn chaotic evil imho

  • @MLG35U5
    @MLG35U5 Год назад +2654

    babe wake up, frugal aesthetic released a new video

  • @snorps7635
    @snorps7635 Год назад +570

    why does he look like sneako and ice spice mixed together

  • @mihirrajora2730
    @mihirrajora2730 Год назад +589

    I have just got to appreciate the cultural nuances that come out in your video. You say what has been in all our minds

  • @jacobtothe2112
    @jacobtothe2112 8 месяцев назад +13

    Hot take: sneakers more than $150 are automatically evil unless they're some niche handcrafted-in-the-USA small company product.

  • @davidwave4
    @davidwave4 Год назад +289

    I almost exclusively wear converse, and I am a reliable person who wears glasses. Dude clocked me.

    • @minhoa7883
      @minhoa7883 Год назад +12

      Same here, felt so called out

    • @alecwhatshisname5170
      @alecwhatshisname5170 Год назад +4

      On gosh

    • @willallegro8935
      @willallegro8935 Год назад +4

      ive been obsessed with a simple black chuck taylor low for like a year now and i also like frank ocean. i think my reliability could be better tho icl

    • @liguy181
      @liguy181 5 месяцев назад

      Same here except I don't wear glasses. Funny enough though, the reason I started wearing them was because my friends - who are definitely not lawful good - recommended them to me

  • @arias3307
    @arias3307 Год назад +175

    “how are you guys affording this” panda buy warriors:

    • @alphakennybodee
      @alphakennybodee Год назад

      💀💀

    • @thethe8735
      @thethe8735 Год назад +33

      r/qualityreps and its affects have been disastrous for the human race

    • @chabweezy9905
      @chabweezy9905 Год назад +13

      temu tyrants

    • @SeanD6091
      @SeanD6091 4 месяца назад

      Ong, Idc what ppl say all of the shoes I have got off Pandabuy are pretty much 1;1. I’ve had so many people asking if they’re real or not, u cannot tell the difference

  • @Br0k3nS41nt
    @Br0k3nS41nt Год назад +93

    That air force 1 ocean gate joke hit hard. Best joke I heard the situation.

  • @IRONMANWAGWAN
    @IRONMANWAGWAN Год назад +89

    Salomons are just an extension of gorpcore, you get comfort and functionality and a striking package that looks different than most other sneakers in terms of color-ways and line-work

    • @saudade7842
      @saudade7842 11 месяцев назад +5

      I was gonna say it's just either hikers, or people leaning into the hiking aesthetic

    • @michaelturk7237
      @michaelturk7237 8 месяцев назад +3

      Utility has an aesthetic all its own.

  • @derrenkonnor4351
    @derrenkonnor4351 Год назад +72

    That 550 rant was so funny man 😂😂

  • @Ethan888.
    @Ethan888. Год назад +153

    I find it funny that Christian made a whole new category for panda dunks

  • @pinchpeak5203
    @pinchpeak5203 Год назад +265

    I don't even wear sneakers anymore, I'm a boot head now. A boot video would be insane

    • @Inanedata
      @Inanedata Год назад +5

      Seconded on boot recommendations

    • @blah55044
      @blah55044 Год назад +17

      Recc's for the boys. Demeulemeester, Guidi and Bikkemberg are by far the best boots in the game.

    • @chabweezy9905
      @chabweezy9905 Год назад +6

      yzy dsrt boots but dont buy them yet i need mine first

    • @janitor1165
      @janitor1165 Год назад

      Boot supremacy is the way we all go eventually

    • @Udontkno7
      @Udontkno7 Год назад +5

      Good ole cowboy boots for me. Ariats, Justin's, etc

  • @an-zw5he
    @an-zw5he Год назад +547

    As a poor person, I just go with whatever looks good on me... 😂

    • @flowd7451
      @flowd7451 Год назад +11

      It’s call leaving life.

    • @suntzu1269
      @suntzu1269 Год назад +5

      😟

    • @tommyle3243
      @tommyle3243 Год назад +45

      You’re not poor, you’re just normal lol

    • @abelbueno3160
      @abelbueno3160 Год назад +25

      @@tommyle3243dude you know poor people exist right?

    • @noeli_333
      @noeli_333 Год назад

      @@tommyle3243ur not normal ur just poor

  • @ohcloudy8235
    @ohcloudy8235 Год назад +291

    we need a pt 2 nothing is in chaotic good or lawful evil

    • @fancyb.p.6122
      @fancyb.p.6122 Год назад +25

      Absolutely. Maybe with something from mischief

    • @zorglublint285
      @zorglublint285 Год назад +7

      Definitely needs a part 2! the common projects in lawful evil

    • @iinciner8
      @iinciner8 Год назад +1

      Puma carson 2 and rsx are chaotic good

    • @DDazDazDazDazDazDDaz
      @DDazDazDazDazDazDDaz Год назад

      @@zorglublint285 it makes ABSOLUTE sense

    • @maggyfrog
      @maggyfrog Год назад +3

      you'd need to include shoes beyond sneakers to fill in those areas, like crocodile leather boots are lawful evil while sandals are chaotic good

  • @basicbaroque
    @basicbaroque Год назад +54

    I got the Converse Run Star Hikes, because people were saying they were more comfortable than the cardboard bottom that is a regular Converse... Those people lied.

    • @freshgreencucumber
      @freshgreencucumber Год назад +4

      i hate walking in run star hikes :,)

    • @kaytoomuchsalt5100
      @kaytoomuchsalt5100 Месяц назад

      If you want comfort with that brand, it’s All Star Moves or nothing ime.

  • @refaelbuchris3654
    @refaelbuchris3654 Год назад +25

    The haircut change was definitely lawfully chaotic

  • @duta6388
    @duta6388 Год назад +350

    My ADHD ass brain loves your amazing tangents. Consistently always get my high quality content hit from your videos. You a star

  • @ewock1878
    @ewock1878 Год назад +25

    Black air forces needed its own category

    • @Missing_Text
      @Missing_Text Месяц назад

      Fr tho

    • @playinzegame
      @playinzegame 18 дней назад +1

      Their a whole different vibe from regular air forces

    • @JWlloski-d8r
      @JWlloski-d8r 14 дней назад

      Okay every Frugal video is hard to watch....because its like he read and lived the struggle and now knows BUT.....the vibes are dense like sausage flavors

    • @JWlloski-d8r
      @JWlloski-d8r 14 дней назад

      They are so sweet I pucker.
      Size 11 AF Highs in black. Im ready again. Has Bezos got any of this? The mall doesnt

  • @noswipin9479
    @noswipin9479 Год назад +4

    Didn’t have to call out my cracked iPhone 12😭😭

  • @truenavybluez_1173
    @truenavybluez_1173 9 месяцев назад +3

    "Andrew Huberman Podcast ass shoe" got me 😂

  • @arnavdhar3412
    @arnavdhar3412 7 месяцев назад +3

    "They jus be makin things to make things" got me 😂

  • @Chokey_Gaming
    @Chokey_Gaming 11 месяцев назад +10

    18:15 That description was so bloody spot-on, I had to take a screenshot of the crocs next to Sid’s toys💀

  • @0piumaeternum
    @0piumaeternum Год назад +8

    the NB 550 segment was gold 😭😭😭

  • @Outerparadox
    @Outerparadox Год назад +141

    Is there going to be a part 2 because I'm not seeing any true lawful evil or true chaotic good on this chart?

    • @maangustass
      @maangustass Год назад +50

      Chaotic good- rick owens kiss heels
      Lawful evil- birkenstocks

    • @Anthropomorphic
      @Anthropomorphic Год назад +25

      I feel like Crocs are a strong contender for lawful evil. They make a lot of sense from a functional point of view, but they're also aesthetically weird. For chaotic good, I kind of want to say white sneakers with marker doodles and scuff marks, though I'm not sure if a lot of people are doing that at the moment.

    • @alsoroses
      @alsoroses Год назад +7

      As demonstrated by "lawful chaotic" our boy doesn't fully understand how the chart works. Crocs definitely should have been chaotic good.

  • @caseylynn5808
    @caseylynn5808 Год назад +14

    I literally waited for my wife and daughter to watch this.
    "Gather 'round family, Christian put out a new RUclips!"

  • @RoboLenin
    @RoboLenin Год назад +11

    The Salomon ac ogs are the best everyday wear shoes I’ve ever owned. Speed laces that stay on, they work super well for trail running, but also work really well for city wear. Love these shits

  • @slimsoymilk
    @slimsoymilk Год назад +12

    Klarna would have been a great sponsor for this video, especially for the " how the hell are you guys affording these shoes " section.

  • @maggyfrog
    @maggyfrog Год назад +4

    normal crocs are chaotic good as they are worn for comfort and utility, like in hospitals and kitchens, which are also places that are chaotic good

  • @cbsnewsatlanta
    @cbsnewsatlanta 10 месяцев назад +4

    Bro really spit facts for 20 minutes straight. Need a part 2

  • @NowAndToEternity
    @NowAndToEternity Год назад +12

    not a single yeezy?

  • @idklmaostilldontknow3592
    @idklmaostilldontknow3592 Год назад +6

    For some reason this video felt like the good old videos

  • @bladeetotallyrealaccountsu2870
    @bladeetotallyrealaccountsu2870 Год назад +4

    if youve ever been to a metal concert/underground punk show, youll know how chaotic evil a pair of converse can get.

  • @weaponxreject
    @weaponxreject Год назад +8

    crocs mschf is like if Sid ended up in Small Soldiers running the plant making the defense contractor's chips but the assembly line ends in the Toy Story plotline

  • @airsoftluke17
    @airsoftluke17 7 месяцев назад +3

    We need a boot video I haven’t wore sneakers since middle school

    • @HYPERxSONICxFANx2012
      @HYPERxSONICxFANx2012 6 месяцев назад

      i got a few pairs of soap shoes, 4 actually. started wearing platforms last year

  • @ludo2507
    @ludo2507 Год назад +7

    no way
    Aesthetic is back frugaling

  • @supasual610nd13
    @supasual610nd13 3 месяца назад +2

    I love how evil is in papyrus font

  • @michaelmurphy6285
    @michaelmurphy6285 Год назад +2

    Hokas are chaotic good.

  • @comma_man
    @comma_man Год назад +3

    Salomon’s are lawyers of sneakers: highly chaotic but can state precedents for it in a court of law 😂😂

  • @noobsrock4689
    @noobsrock4689 Год назад +5

    Oh my god I have not laughed at a RUclips video like this in a long time & Im only half way in! Thank you my guy #FrugalAesthetic

  • @spaceducc3471
    @spaceducc3471 24 дня назад

    Popping in ages later to say lawful chaotic is basically just chaotic neutral with extra confusion.

  • @BraveProgramZ
    @BraveProgramZ Год назад +13

    The Converse 70 Plus is my new go to. The perfect design overall. Just needs to not be chopped up lol.
    Although some of the chopped colorways like the white pair with black in the middle looks good.
    Id keep it in the lawful area. The thicker sole feels more utility than for some sus reason. You dont feel every little thing under your foot like regular 70s.
    If converse cleans up the look, it'll be the new converse go to I think (over all those odd platforms they've been making).

  • @YGDSMOKI214
    @YGDSMOKI214 Год назад +16

    Curious on where Yeezys land

  • @Freydohh
    @Freydohh Месяц назад

    Absolutely had me clocked with the 550s. Salomons are engineered chaos. Lawfully chaotic.

  • @o_sch
    @o_sch 8 месяцев назад +2

    14:51 this is exactly how I feel about sneaker culture in general.

  • @bharasiva96
    @bharasiva96 Год назад +3

    "Vibe of a face tattoo guy" 😂😂😂

  • @Sunfade38
    @Sunfade38 Год назад +5

    The white forces submarine sent me

  • @mkevz
    @mkevz 6 месяцев назад +1

    this is one of the most entertaining videos I've seen in a while

  • @jamskaterpete
    @jamskaterpete Год назад +6

    roll the windows down let the dogs breathe 🤣 this video is too good

  • @TheEternalEast
    @TheEternalEast Год назад +7

    I wore those white salomons today I'm part of the meta for once

  • @carnivora7593
    @carnivora7593 Год назад +24

    I really love Blazers.
    I got the Mid '77 Vintage and the SB Zoom Blazer Mid.
    Pretty versatile shoe for many tasks.
    The Mid '77s are also my preferred driving shoes because of the good feedback they give me.
    And at least for the Mid '77s lacing is not a problem because I got a pair of those elastic laces and now they slip on and off like a pair of adilette slides. In addition to that with those laces they actually feel more natural on the foot since the shoe now works more with every movement.
    Even though the material on the '77s is quite cheap mine now lasted for over 4 years.
    To sum up, for only around 100€ a blazer is a no brainer.

    • @bootedout1543
      @bootedout1543 11 месяцев назад

      I agree.
      I have a pair of mid '77s (white, green, red, and purple).
      A lot of people complain about the lack of cushioning and whatnot but I still find them really comfortable.
      They look nice and simple, yet sophisticated and rich at the same time.
      Definitely one of my favorites of all time.

  • @sethbryant7894
    @sethbryant7894 11 месяцев назад +1

    Dude I would HAPPILY describe Crocs as chaotic neutral LMFAO bro you hit the nail on the head so hard it broke

  • @skylerreddy2022
    @skylerreddy2022 Год назад +5

    loveee the commentary on the converse variants hahaha I've felt exactly the same

  • @VLAD.....
    @VLAD..... Год назад +20

    Imma need part 2 immediately with asics, bapestas,

  • @strayble
    @strayble Год назад +6

    idk what got into me or what it says about me but this summer ive been rocking a pair of absolutely BEAT saint laurent court sneakers and ive kind of been loving it i won’t even lie

  • @MickiFroGr8ness
    @MickiFroGr8ness Год назад +2

    I felt like the talk about cucumber water was a personal attack 😂 I still *mess with this channel tho so keep up the good work 👍🏿

  • @frankswims
    @frankswims Год назад +1

    Your 550's personality was too spot on its scary

  • @nouhhhhhhh
    @nouhhhhhhh Год назад +3

    imagine wearing dunks with a shirt and pants, could never be me

  • @BirdRaiserE
    @BirdRaiserE Год назад +3

    Those Salomon's should have been the first chaotic good
    I don't know how you missed that with "I love them because they're ugly"

  • @mocoxmedia
    @mocoxmedia Год назад +2

    had me crackin uppp with this vid probably one of my favs

  • @umrs
    @umrs Год назад +2

    enjoyed this video so much i didn't skip through the ad at the end

  • @brucemillais
    @brucemillais Год назад +4

    The heaven and Filipino 💀💀💀

  • @aria-xp6sh
    @aria-xp6sh Год назад +4

    i’ll keep rocking my nike uptempos and getting weird looks from everyone

  • @antonzhylenko2132
    @antonzhylenko2132 21 час назад

    Jordans 1 ranking "Brad Pitt" seals my determination to wear this model my whole life till the day I die

  • @BoBnfishy
    @BoBnfishy 4 месяца назад

    You: wants your sneakers to get noticed. Pathetic.
    Me: sneaking around in my sneakers and going completely undetected. Genius.

  • @qwak4022
    @qwak4022 Год назад +6

    im wearing vans skate HIs on the first day of school, wish me luck

  • @icantperson3962
    @icantperson3962 Год назад +3

    Yay, new frugal aesthetic video 🥳

  • @user-fi7hs2hf5m
    @user-fi7hs2hf5m 22 дня назад

    I feel accepted into society for getting a blazer then seeing his opinion on it

  • @efrainms7
    @efrainms7 Год назад +1

    man u crazy "who would you trust?" 😂😂😂love ur content man, keep it going!

  • @margieIa
    @margieIa Год назад +11

    one of the haircuts of all time!

  • @jordishima
    @jordishima Год назад +7

    The Blazers are only hard to put on because half of y’all don’t untie y’all’s shoes after the first time. I’m not innocent of this either, my GATS have never been untied since I first laced them up, but there comes a time where you have to prioritize getting your shoes on instead of creasing the shit out of them to slide them on without untying them

  • @MLUE444
    @MLUE444 Год назад +1

    1:16 the forces would take the force 😂

  • @thomasenglish1172
    @thomasenglish1172 Год назад +2

    I miss when sk8 hi’s and old skools were the main character

  • @suavemelon9683
    @suavemelon9683 Год назад +4

    Gotta get a part 2 with asics and birkenstock, fill that shit U P

  • @panhradu
    @panhradu 5 месяцев назад +7

    Whyre people ignoring Puma?

    • @Haru-id4qn
      @Haru-id4qn 4 месяца назад +1

      Because compared to the other brands they aren’t as much of a power house when it comes to their shoes and design, adidas has been selling the superstars for so long and they still haven’t even gone out for a while. Dunks and sbs are also really in now as well so puma compared to the others isn’t as powerful when it comes to their clothes and shoes

  • @amund2002
    @amund2002 10 месяцев назад

    The XT6 being "lawfully chaotic" is the most spot on description ive ever heard

  • @SkinnyBoyCarson
    @SkinnyBoyCarson Год назад +2

    Tom hanks was caught getting flights to epsteins island

  • @StoicDivinity
    @StoicDivinity Год назад +3

    Merry Christmas everyone!

  • @NewMozart
    @NewMozart Год назад +3

    Birkenstocks?

  • @jeromel4563
    @jeromel4563 Год назад +1

    SHH*T he called me out... i say thank you to alexa HAHAHA AND THE 'PRAYER TIME' OMG... he really be stalking us

  • @itstoucann
    @itstoucann 11 месяцев назад +2

    those wavy spikey converses deserved chaotic evil those are the worst things ive ever seen, an active assault on my eyes

  • @noonereally4798
    @noonereally4798 Год назад +8

    To anyone that owns crocs unironically, why?

    • @kaisamsa
      @kaisamsa Год назад +3

      I'm a physician and I wear them all the time in the hospital :)

    • @bhvshmah
      @bhvshmah Год назад +4

      I own quite a handful of crocs mainly bc it’s comfortable to wear AND it’s cute when it’s stylized properly

    • @exaggeratedswagger7485
      @exaggeratedswagger7485 Год назад +1

      Cute and comfortable

  • @shorenotchia3389
    @shorenotchia3389 Год назад +2

    The replica Ramone wave was crazy

  • @bukk
    @bukk Год назад +2

    I like the oakley watch

  • @AlbassaWane
    @AlbassaWane Год назад +1

    As a dc nigga, 990s chaotic evil. Classic shoe

  • @TRUEHATRED
    @TRUEHATRED Год назад +1

    I havent watched this guy ever since I was In my sneaker head era

  • @arumelon7295
    @arumelon7295 11 месяцев назад +1

    Crocs are 10/10. A shoe that you can stand behind and it’ll stand behind you in sport mode and comfort you when it’s not in sport mode

  • @m.e.s.a1893
    @m.e.s.a1893 Год назад +1

    5 seconds in and I already known Black AF1 is chaotic evil lmao

  • @ThatGuy-te9wh
    @ThatGuy-te9wh 11 месяцев назад +1

    "there's no evil vibes"
    *shows the flame Converse"
    He knew what he was doing

  • @inkymon0
    @inkymon0 6 месяцев назад

    He somehow made yapping about the alignments of certain shoes for 20 minutes straight funny

  • @zimmejoc
    @zimmejoc 9 месяцев назад +1

    Why are Salomon shoes so good? Because they look like shoes instead of some design an AI shit out its mouth when given bad prompts. The fact that you can run a trail marathon in them and not destroy your feet is also a great plus as well. They are designed to be worn, abused, and not fall apart. A feature that used to be present in most other shoes.

  • @user-xx5mw8zf5s
    @user-xx5mw8zf5s Год назад +1

    "You guys" [derogatory] "You guys"

  • @SeaFrame
    @SeaFrame Год назад +1

    Are people not wearing Common projects anymore?? Every time I’m downtown in my city(Boston) it’s all I see. When I drive up to NY same thing!

  • @Apero1Spritz
    @Apero1Spritz Год назад

    ‘Lawfully chaotic’ did not see that coming tbh but it made total sense

  • @kum5070
    @kum5070 11 месяцев назад

    a severe lack of chaotic good and lawful evil present in the ratings

  • @orest_murii
    @orest_murii 2 месяца назад

    the moment with face tattoes and Ramones is amazing )))))))))

  • @ForzaMonkey
    @ForzaMonkey 10 месяцев назад +2

    @FrugalAesthetic to answer your question about why Salomons are so popular; it is because, due to their roots in outdoor sports and activities, they last FOREVER, and they are extremely comfortable shoes. You can go on any surface and be fine. YOU COULD STEP ON A RUNNING CHAINSAW AND IT’LL FEEL LIKE A MASSAGE.
    I wholeheartedly agree with your rating.

  • @chrissybrownnz
    @chrissybrownnz Год назад +1

    I got some Rick Owens boat shoes for $139 NZD at a consigner store. The lady at the counter was like "who's Rick Owens?" I'm like "Don't worry, kitten"