The Drowned Man - Chapter 1

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @markiplier
    @markiplier  5 лет назад +17264

    Chapter 2 Premieres TOMORROW!! Be sure to set your alarms! And check out the limited edition t-shirt linked in the description! Proceeds help pay for Wade's exorcisms!

    • @abi1449
      @abi1449 5 лет назад +73

      I am ready! 😁

    • @ashleighzacharias4795
      @ashleighzacharias4795 5 лет назад +58

      Love ya mark you inspire me everyday

    • @blubirdsometimesmakesart3741
      @blubirdsometimesmakesart3741 5 лет назад +93

      Why did you start streaming at the same time Buzzfeed Unsolved's first ep of the new season came out do you know how conflicted i was

    • @Earthzooka
      @Earthzooka 5 лет назад +35

      My body is ready.

    • @anaiahallen6039
      @anaiahallen6039 5 лет назад +37

      47 seconds ago my left ASS CHEEK

  • @medicai6927
    @medicai6927 5 лет назад +1240

    Wade "yeah there was a weird bump in my wall"
    Mark: *DID YOU CHECK IT FOR A PULSE*

    • @HERO_DREAMER
      @HERO_DREAMER 5 лет назад +11

      Medicai
      Left out that water was coming from it

  • @padawanboricua
    @padawanboricua 5 лет назад +4633

    Wade: *has huge pluming problem*
    Mark: "Hey, I have an idea. . ."

  • @TheOneAndOnlyAJInExistence
    @TheOneAndOnlyAJInExistence 5 лет назад +3905

    Funny how they turned Wade's problems with his house into a story

    • @DannibalManRealOmgNoWay
      @DannibalManRealOmgNoWay 5 лет назад +183

      @I don’t like Lgbt people I agree, it is a dumpster fire.

    • @nator998
      @nator998 5 лет назад +129

      @I don’t like Lgbt people gayest username I've seen so far

    • @god_of_none
      @god_of_none 5 лет назад +89

      @I don’t like Lgbt people
      how bout you don’t plug your channel? That only deters people from it, especially when you’re so damn cocky

    • @AntiGem
      @AntiGem 5 лет назад +48

      @I don’t like Lgbt people A lot of your vids is literally just leeching on other RUclipsr's and their fanbase..

    • @FQP-7024
      @FQP-7024 5 лет назад +1

      @I don’t like Lgbt people yup you right for that.

  • @bluedoris6384
    @bluedoris6384 4 года назад +3210

    Mark's most underrated project. Why didn't more people talk about this around the time it was released and actually, more importantly, why have people neglected it so??

    • @spiritdrop7335
      @spiritdrop7335 4 года назад +124

      Honestly i just found it rn lol, i love his projects like this though I’m shocked I somehow missed it.

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 4 года назад +67

      I didn’t know this existed until just now lmao

    • @yeehaw8216
      @yeehaw8216 3 года назад +13

      thank you!! this is just awesome

    • @Alia-bc3rc
      @Alia-bc3rc 3 года назад +49

      Well there's two mega projects with tonnes of collabs got released literally just days after this, and both got hyped af. The Edge of Sleep was the same too - although that probably made more sense since fictional podcast is not really a mainstream thing.

    • @somedude8913
      @somedude8913 3 года назад +7

      because Who Killed Mark exists

  • @mikahan00
    @mikahan00 5 лет назад +1618

    Mark: you know what has water inside of it?
    Wade: ice
    Mark: blood

    • @liminysnicket4178
      @liminysnicket4178 5 лет назад +4

      julia mikayla icy blood

    • @jerusha4jesus
      @jerusha4jesus 5 лет назад +1

      @@liminysnicket4178 I mean he isnt wrong

    • @Krowwfather702
      @Krowwfather702 5 лет назад +6

      The funny part was when he told wade to turn the light off, a few minutes later... mark: *i can’t see, turn the light on..*

    • @rynnex
      @rynnex 5 лет назад

      I mean you're not wrong.

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodtr106
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodtr106 5 лет назад

      Liminy snicket very icy blood indeed

  • @ballsysacken9456
    @ballsysacken9456 5 лет назад +3331

    Lmao. Best part.
    "Was it pink because of blood?"
    "I think a bath bomb but... I can't rule it out.."
    ~Confirmed...Blood~

    • @aliensociety7092
      @aliensociety7092 5 лет назад +10

      Ballsy Sacken I was looking for this comment I thought I was the only one 😂😂😂

    • @lucasallanrogers
      @lucasallanrogers 4 года назад +2

      mine is MORE PAIN

    • @ismellguilt4732
      @ismellguilt4732 4 года назад +5

      Danganompa fan has entered the chat

    • @DarkenedStarlight
      @DarkenedStarlight 4 года назад +2

      @@ismellguilt4732 Exactly what came to my mind

    • @dugoo3405
      @dugoo3405 Месяц назад

      Lmao that was hilarious

  • @tarrus5767
    @tarrus5767 5 лет назад +835

    Mark: BLOOD
    Wade: I don’t... know if I would say that...
    Mark: CONFIRMED

  • @you_were_the_chosen_one
    @you_were_the_chosen_one 4 года назад +833

    I like to think that Mark improvised a lot of his lines and this was Wade's genuine reaction.

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 3 года назад +9

      Even though mark can be a good actor here his acting is bad

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 3 года назад +2

      @GigglesDoesStuff oh ok that makes more sense

    • @MrJames_Bondage
      @MrJames_Bondage Год назад +54

      @@miketrapper0464 I think its a satire personality, it's not suppose to be good

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 Год назад +3

      @@MrJames_Bondage true

  • @tysonvert7027
    @tysonvert7027 5 лет назад +2449

    Mark: I need a new series idea.
    Wade: My house is flooding.
    Mark: *Brilliant!*

    • @Canadian_Zac
      @Canadian_Zac 5 лет назад +76

      Also Mark: Is it blood?

    • @raven_isnotok9928
      @raven_isnotok9928 5 лет назад +4

      Wow

    • @necroarcanistxiii
      @necroarcanistxiii 5 лет назад +4

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Is it the blood of a Water Elemental?

    • @marblesoda_bish
      @marblesoda_bish 5 лет назад +3

      That's legimately the first thing I thought.

    • @Akarimns
      @Akarimns 4 года назад +1

      That's funny but scary

  • @jeontaegy-5265
    @jeontaegy-5265 5 лет назад +7834

    Mark and Wade are my two brain cells trying to figure out what that random noise was when I'm home alone

  • @CrabLegsWinston
    @CrabLegsWinston 5 лет назад +4104

    Only mark can make a documentary about someone's bad plumbing so entertaining

  • @reydragonclaw1128
    @reydragonclaw1128 4 года назад +838

    Okay, but Mark in that purple suit and glasses with that hairstyle; I just- HOW IS ONE MAN ABLE TO LOOK SO DIFFERENT DAY TO DAY? One second he's a babyface shark head, the next a stubble faced guy with fluffy hair, the next with swirling, glossy locks and groomed facial hair, the next with LONG HAIR, and a MAN BUN. And don't even get me started on the dyes. With each new look, a whole new personality arrives with it.
    I'm starting to think that he might not be real.

  • @narraticn
    @narraticn 5 лет назад +3039

    Wade: “The ceilling was leaking-“
    Mark: *”Blood.”*

  • @obt_3181
    @obt_3181 5 лет назад +751

    wade : i was taking a shower-
    mark : was it shooting out BLOOD?

    • @julian5535
      @julian5535 5 лет назад

      The fan, was it dripping...
      BLOOOOD?

  • @Sockmanof04
    @Sockmanof04 5 лет назад +2508

    “And I went to drink some water”
    Mark: “So you’re saying it was
    B L O O D?”

    • @MrSmileyFaceGames
      @MrSmileyFaceGames 3 года назад +24

      "And water was pouring from the fan"
      Mark: "Would you say that it was... BLOOD?"
      "Well I didn't take the time to find out what was pouring from the fan but if I had to guess I'd say it was... WATER"

    • @makerofeditsmov
      @makerofeditsmov 2 года назад +10

      “You said the water was pink. Was it because there was… BLOOD in it?”
      “I think it was a bath bomb but I can’t rule it out I guess?”

  • @jojikyre5470
    @jojikyre5470 Год назад +226

    We need a Drowned Man sequel but with Bob and his fridge.

    • @lionking9601
      @lionking9601 Год назад +22

      The Angry Man

    • @LittleJellyHat
      @LittleJellyHat Год назад +4

      The runaway fridge-men

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 10 месяцев назад +4

      Fridge of terror

    • @dflaming1371
      @dflaming1371 10 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂​@@lionking9601

    • @tomhsia4354
      @tomhsia4354 4 месяца назад +4

      Wade's house, Bob's fridge, and Mark's ADHD medication, the trifecta of horror.

  • @dhanish3267
    @dhanish3267 5 лет назад +518

    Wade: Yeah there's tons of water..
    Mark: BLOOD YOU SAY?!?

  • @trishie_V
    @trishie_V 5 лет назад +4587

    Wade: *_*suggests something logical and possible*_*
    Mark: *_”no. Blood._*

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 5 лет назад +133

      Mark: why is it chilly, in cincinati, in september.
      Wade: we're in a basement with air conditio-
      Mark: NO! Something unnatural happened here.

    • @stupidratt
      @stupidratt 5 лет назад +68

      No, that'snot right...WAIT! "This chair has no lumbar support"

    • @dma93-ch
      @dma93-ch 5 лет назад +23

      CONFIRMED

    • @HazardShocker
      @HazardShocker 3 года назад +2

      Ikr

  • @brookerood295
    @brookerood295 5 лет назад +1184

    How did Mark learn to move like a sim I’m so concerned and enthralled

    • @morbidghoul6030
      @morbidghoul6030 5 лет назад +15

      He looks like one too XD

    • @al_bal_
      @al_bal_ 5 лет назад +1

      That is not how sims move, though...
      ??????

    • @glassent_
      @glassent_ 5 лет назад +18

      @@al_bal_ o k b o o m e r

    • @al_bal_
      @al_bal_ 5 лет назад

      @@glassent_ ?

    • @al_bal_
      @al_bal_ 5 лет назад +1

      @PickleKeetSkeet I don't understand that meme, Boomers should just remain as certain zombies in Left For Dead, in my opinion. u_u

  • @samryder8496
    @samryder8496 2 года назад +220

    I fucking love that Wade went through all this horrible shit for an entire year and still isn’t sure it’s over and Mark just went “y’know what we could do with this? MAKE CONTENT 👀”

    • @eclipse4507
      @eclipse4507 Год назад +19

      Not sure whether this is meant to be sarcastic or not but Mark literally made this series to raise funds for Wade to repair his house lmao

  • @M.J44
    @M.J44 5 лет назад +816

    It is so odd to see Wade in a role like this. I love it so much.
    (Edit; WOW this blew up. Great work, Wade! Mark, buy that man the ale of his choice!)

    • @obi-wankenobi8444
      @obi-wankenobi8444 5 лет назад +1

      Havent you seen their old Slenderman skit?

    • @pact_nicely
      @pact_nicely 5 лет назад +4

      I also loved seeing him struggle with those lights at 9:12, the clacking had me dead

    • @Astarust
      @Astarust 5 лет назад

      Mark said this was a true story

    • @M.J44
      @M.J44 5 лет назад

      @@obi-wankenobi8444 that was QUITE different, lol

  • @legitimately_leviticus
    @legitimately_leviticus 5 лет назад +704

    I find it hilarious how when Wade had a problem with water in his house Mark can turn it into a miniseries based on horror.

    • @leeechboy
      @leeechboy 5 лет назад +11

      I don’t like Lgbt people who tf is markiliar

    • @WD_Gaster66
      @WD_Gaster66 5 лет назад +8

      @@leeechboy Don't pay attention to this leech

    • @Sqweeshie
      @Sqweeshie 5 лет назад +6

      @I don’t like Lgbt people you're braindead. An absolute buffoon. A stupid member of the land.

    • @foambrew7662
      @foambrew7662 5 лет назад +2

      Bruh are you literally braindead, you dont get it do you, just shut up nobody cares

    • @Crow_Smith
      @Crow_Smith 5 лет назад +3

      Well his house is also Haunted Lol they've said it a lot since the water issue

  • @nathanengelbrecht7698
    @nathanengelbrecht7698 5 лет назад +2871

    Mark: "Did you check the wall for a pulse?"
    Wade: "I didn't think to do that."

    • @nomanssky101
      @nomanssky101 4 года назад +13

      @Abigail Guevarra its a fuckin joke

    • @AuxeticXY
      @AuxeticXY 3 года назад +22

      @Abigail Guevarra So you're telling me you don't check your walls for pulse? Weirdo

    • @danekota1512
      @danekota1512 3 года назад +23

      help what do i do if i dont find its pulse?

    • @macncheesy0548
      @macncheesy0548 3 года назад +31

      @@danekota1512 ur wall is dead, u have to move

    • @alpharius1497
      @alpharius1497 2 года назад +3

      @@danekota1512 it can no longer protect you from what's outside. You must move. Now.

  • @zizi201
    @zizi201 4 года назад +797

    for the people who don't know or are confused this series is a "Mocumentary" it is a fake documentary with a comedy aspect. And they have done this so well !

    • @payton_bagel8317
      @payton_bagel8317 3 года назад +26

      Yeah, but the story is true!

    • @macncheesy0548
      @macncheesy0548 3 года назад +38

      @@payton_bagel8317 well kinda. Wade does have plumbing issues

    • @payton_bagel8317
      @payton_bagel8317 3 года назад +76

      @@macncheesy0548 But all the stories he told in the documentary actually happened. He told a lot of the stories on the 3 peens podcast. The only thing that was false was the idea of some kind of demon or poltergeist.

    • @macncheesy0548
      @macncheesy0548 3 года назад +4

      @@payton_bagel8317 yeah. Very spooky

    • @lapislazuli06
      @lapislazuli06 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, Idk Mark and wade seem like the type to do this out of an ordinary problem 😂

  • @alyssacovell6728
    @alyssacovell6728 5 лет назад +321

    Wade: having trouble with leaks
    Mark: CONTENT!?!??

  • @ejw2354
    @ejw2354 5 лет назад +3468

    Mark:* asks question*
    Wade:* answers rationally*
    Mark: Wrong. _Ghosts. Blood._

  • @Vermouth_19
    @Vermouth_19 5 лет назад +1433

    I love that Mark's persona here indirectly mocks the Curator in Man of Medan

    • @96Logan
      @96Logan 5 лет назад +29

      No offense to Wade, I didn't recognize him until about 1 minute in, but I was about to click off this video until Mark's persona gave the introduction. The mannerisms and outfit with the editing got me invested into the story.

    • @Avarioth
      @Avarioth 5 лет назад +19

      In persona, yes, but his getup really looks to be inspired by Stefano Valentini from The Evil Within 2, lol.

    • @vivians.5554
      @vivians.5554 5 лет назад +2

      Yesssss

    • @piyushsharma4043
      @piyushsharma4043 5 лет назад

      exactly!!!

    • @violetlavi2207
      @violetlavi2207 5 лет назад +4

      "indirectly" XD I wouldn't be surprised if it was intentional given how much he hates the game

  • @kadenthoreson9915
    @kadenthoreson9915 3 года назад +88

    Even when they’re acting, Mark still picks on Wade and I love it 😂

  • @triangularbox949
    @triangularbox949 5 лет назад +680

    I was really hoping that a moist Bob would appear and just be like "Hey, I'm haunting you"

  • @KevinSecondWind
    @KevinSecondWind 5 лет назад +1642

    This is the first time I've heard Wade talk in a normal manner, not spastic or screaming...

    • @zat1245
      @zat1245 5 лет назад +27

      Kevin Zillmer
      I actually thought it was a different Wade for a bit.

    • @jillpongo2959
      @jillpongo2959 5 лет назад +20

      I though it was a different person. Then I saw his face and I was like “WaIt Is ThAt WaDe”

    • @Disatiere
      @Disatiere 5 лет назад +9

      I was like "is that wade? nah cant be his voice is totally different,.... wait what name did he say?"

    • @volo115
      @volo115 5 лет назад +2

      This is weird he's not yelling 😨

    • @annagiberson2889
      @annagiberson2889 5 лет назад

      I was your 600 like

  • @bepheles5199
    @bepheles5199 5 лет назад +298

    The scariest thing I've ever heard in the vid:
    "This chair has no lumbar support"
    Still haunts me to this day.

  • @justfloatingthrough2457
    @justfloatingthrough2457 3 года назад +250

    Coming back for the rewatch after Bob's fridge. Lookin for the "needs more mud guy".

    • @tbagginsesq8169
      @tbagginsesq8169 3 года назад +21

      Ah I see a fellow traveler.

    • @Evieandfriends
      @Evieandfriends 2 года назад +1

      Ayo sameeee

    • @designlotto
      @designlotto 2 года назад +19

      i didnt even know this project existed till bobs fridge but im so glad i do now

    • @nessapham3204
      @nessapham3204 2 года назад +3

      Its in Chapter 2 @ 3:06

  • @hawaiianawesomness
    @hawaiianawesomness 5 лет назад +791

    Mark: "WaS IT BloOD?!"
    Wade: "I think it was a bathbomb...?"
    Mark: "BLOOD!"

  • @nikolaymitev8601
    @nikolaymitev8601 5 лет назад +628

    Mark never misses a chance to make fun of Wade hahahaha

  • @cutieneko
    @cutieneko 5 лет назад +965

    Wade: it sounded like the dripping
    Mark: *GASPS LOUDLY*
    Mark: THIs ChAiR HaS nO lUmBaR SupPoRt

    • @tastelesswhiskey3
      @tastelesswhiskey3 5 лет назад +17

      I can't, that had me cracking up, this is like Haunted if it were an amalgamational hybrid of The Exorcist and Insidious but 100x better in every way XD

    • @Koalateatimes
      @Koalateatimes 5 лет назад +6

      Classic mark and now my sides hurt

    • @knxqil9978
      @knxqil9978 5 лет назад +2

      I actually snorted and milk came out of my nose😂😂

  • @purplereaper6771
    @purplereaper6771 2 года назад +54

    Wade: Im pretty sure it was just a bath bomb, but we cant rule it out
    Mark:Confirmed. Its blood.

  • @raidedsalt7110
    @raidedsalt7110 5 лет назад +1586

    Mark: BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOO- this chair has no lumbar support.

    • @BioshockChar
      @BioshockChar 5 лет назад +11

      Blood, Blood, gallons of the the stuff. Give you all that you can drink and it will never be enough.

    • @alexandersampson4339
      @alexandersampson4339 5 лет назад +1

      Bioshock Menolly emo

    • @duke-of-fire
      @duke-of-fire 5 лет назад +7

      Despite how serious this video is trying to be, Mark is still the same goofy fellow

    • @short7440
      @short7440 5 лет назад +4

      But is made out of fine Italian leather?

    • @leeeenabobeeeena
      @leeeenabobeeeena 5 лет назад +1

      You have 666 likes

  • @yesno8588
    @yesno8588 5 лет назад +1374

    This is very confusing if you weren't aware of wade's water problems.
    Damn!! Thanks for the likes guys, but just to clear things up. I don't follow any RUclipsrs really over other platforms like twitter and all that, so I had no idea what was going on. Plus I have a heck of a time catching the guys streaming so I've missed the conversations about it before hand.
    Anyways, I hope they figure out what the problem is so it doesn't happen in the future!

    • @bloodlobster
      @bloodlobster 5 лет назад +42

      Not really. He explains it pretty well

    • @justoverit
      @justoverit 5 лет назад +124

      @@bloodlobster They're saying that its confusing if you aren't in on the joke that all of these water issues wade is talking about are real and that they are making a video around these actual events.

    • @faxmachine1162
      @faxmachine1162 5 лет назад +32

      Where can one find the water issue stuff?

    • @purplefire2834
      @purplefire2834 5 лет назад +19

      @@justoverit I didn't know this story was based on actual issues someone had lol
      Do you have a link to a summary video?

    • @TheBloodswordsman
      @TheBloodswordsman 5 лет назад +37

      If you pay attention, a lot of jokes were made on Wade's channel of his water problems and money problems because of his water problems, when he was playing with Pat, Gar and JP about a month or two ago. These jokes spanned a few videos though, so there's not really a single one I can point you to.

  • @Jay-gg8fh
    @Jay-gg8fh 5 лет назад +2335

    Editor: How many static noises would you like in the video?
    Markiplier: yes

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 лет назад +10

      Don't want those noses moving.

    • @Crack3d_G
      @Crack3d_G 5 лет назад +32

      Editor: mark, that isn`t a ans-
      Markiplier: *Y E S*

    • @2chaotic4life
      @2chaotic4life 5 лет назад +7

      n o s e s

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 5 лет назад +7

      As much as Shane's. 👌

    • @lenwarren8335
      @lenwarren8335 5 лет назад +2

      I know! It's like every Shane Dawson video ever.

  • @dredgenwar2375
    @dredgenwar2375 3 года назад +52

    Whatever character Mark is playing, I want more of him. I would kill to have a whole series of these to go watch. Though, it's mainly because I want to see Mark wearing more of that outfit. He's looking damn spiffy!

  • @flowerfrost447
    @flowerfrost447 5 лет назад +432

    Mark getting mad at wade for turning on lights, then gets upset when he turns off the light when they are going up the stairs is hilarious.

  • @cadencebarker576
    @cadencebarker576 5 лет назад +1501

    With the water....have you tried putting your house in rice?

    • @One1nfinity1
      @One1nfinity1 5 лет назад +9

      We asians will find this funny. 😂

    • @crispybanana2328
      @crispybanana2328 5 лет назад +3

      Good idea

    • @crispybanana2328
      @crispybanana2328 5 лет назад +10

      @@One1nfinity1 she means when your phone has been damaged by water, you put it in rice and it should fix it

    • @ACKRYL
      @ACKRYL 5 лет назад +1

      I SNORTED

    • @trelane227
      @trelane227 5 лет назад +6

      @@ACKRYL Snorting rice could be dangerous.

  • @MEffie-pt7bt
    @MEffie-pt7bt 5 лет назад +3663

    This is a weird way to make a charity video to fix Wade's house

  • @tomothytomm4678
    @tomothytomm4678 4 года назад +791

    I love how hypocritical Mark was
    mark: "TURN THE LIGHTS OFF"
    wade: "oh uh"
    mark: "what are you doing turn it on"

    • @Kaunoe
      @Kaunoe 3 года назад +27

      He’s giving me actor Mark vibes

    • @ebrucan7161
      @ebrucan7161 Год назад

      everybody likes to get taken for turns

  • @lost_zahhak2627
    @lost_zahhak2627 5 лет назад +755

    Wade: It was dripping...
    Mark: dripping BLOOD???
    Wade: ....water.

    • @six944
      @six944 5 лет назад +2

      😂

    • @ndpsychnerd
      @ndpsychnerd 5 лет назад +5

      Mark thirsty for Damian & Celine blood

    • @ShesUrMan
      @ShesUrMan 5 лет назад +1

      Mia's space hehe I was like 666

    • @nicholaspeters9919
      @nicholaspeters9919 6 месяцев назад

      Blood has water in it.

  • @ringsos
    @ringsos 5 лет назад +457

    *Wade somehow manages to anger the water god, Stan the Water Man, by being only a few inches taller than him*

    • @esternight1133
      @esternight1133 5 лет назад +8

      Or maybe the council of water sheep taking out their anger for pewds betrayal on his friends

    • @ringsos
      @ringsos 5 лет назад +2

      Ester Night *gasp*, this is getting real

  • @TexelGuy
    @TexelGuy 5 лет назад +639

    Mark is basically my dad here with him lecturing about turning every single light and appliance off.

    • @satanjinx1328
      @satanjinx1328 5 лет назад +2

      TessellatedGuy SAME!! my step dads like that all the time.

    • @melbottoms5769
      @melbottoms5769 5 лет назад

      Same except it's my mom who does it

  • @lady_dread
    @lady_dread 2 года назад +28

    After many years, this is stillll the calmest I’ve ever heard wade talk 🤣🤣

  • @JustABiGremlin
    @JustABiGremlin 5 лет назад +509

    Mark without glasses: I’m a goofy Plummer!!
    Mark with glasses: BLOOD!!!

  • @thelunchking4069
    @thelunchking4069 5 лет назад +1924

    Editor: how many bold letters appearing on the screen do you want?
    Markiplier: y e s

    • @Thebruhhuh
      @Thebruhhuh 5 лет назад +3

      Mark is the editor

    • @keris8708
      @keris8708 5 лет назад +5

      @@Thebruhhuh the description said it was edited by lixian

    • @李新-x9p
      @李新-x9p 5 лет назад +6

      bruh it was Lixian

    • @Thebruhhuh
      @Thebruhhuh 5 лет назад +2

      Ok I get it now everyone calm down

    • @tinnyle2719
      @tinnyle2719 5 лет назад +2

      How hard do you want me to rub the audio

  • @kris778
    @kris778 2 года назад +24

    I remember when this came out but I was too scared to watch it at the time and I’m so sad I didn’t at the time because this is 100/10
    Everyone nailed the true crime/supernatural documentary vibes, Mark’s weird leading questions, Wade’s confused but normal story telling and the editing that just brings it all together 😭😭

  • @Kingofthenerds51
    @Kingofthenerds51 5 лет назад +337

    I feel like this is Wade telling an actual story about his house needing repairs and Mark not taking it seriously at all hahaha

    • @U46Raven
      @U46Raven 5 лет назад +16

      lolthe1st You’re right. Mark isn’t lying when he says its a true story. It’s an actually unnexplainable problem that Wade is having, they just decided to make a ‘cinematic event’ out of it to help fund repairs and (hopefully) solutions. I could very easily see mark bending it into being ‘canon’ with the darkiplier saga tho.

  • @fynnegan_crypt
    @fynnegan_crypt 5 лет назад +374

    This video pretty much adds up to
    Wade: W A T E R
    Mark: no........ B L O O D

    • @SevenQs
      @SevenQs 5 лет назад +3

      Piper Emelia
      Also Mark: *B E B E*

  • @freaky_fero
    @freaky_fero 5 лет назад +139

    Horror, suspense, drama, overly used pop up words and an a-hole psychic, man this has everything!

  • @Paper_Brain
    @Paper_Brain 4 года назад +187

    I love how Mark's character seems like he knows whats going on, and Wade is just like "uh. I... guess?"

  • @IAmDumb3260
    @IAmDumb3260 5 лет назад +754

    When a movie has an unnecessarily high CGI budget and it doesn't want it to go to waste.

    • @loxyloafcake5184
      @loxyloafcake5184 5 лет назад +7

      Sherlock Season 2.

    • @demeingray3629
      @demeingray3629 5 лет назад +1

      Deadass would be pretty alright had there not been a loud ass screech and some visual flash every 10 seconds

  • @nightmarezo8480
    @nightmarezo8480 5 лет назад +2266

    Mark: *sits in chair* *gasps*
    Mark: this chair has no lumbar support...

    • @zxg77215
      @zxg77215 5 лет назад +33

      I was thinking you making some silly joke till I reach that part...
      Am I the one putting not enough faith on Mark?

    • @yeetusgirl2425
      @yeetusgirl2425 5 лет назад +9

      I love that part

    • @tik_clockgacha8516
      @tik_clockgacha8516 5 лет назад +1

      I was just looking for a comment about that

    • @tartarbrad8687
      @tartarbrad8687 4 года назад +2

      His poor lumbar.
      Big sad.

    • @TobTobHappyGuy
      @TobTobHappyGuy 4 года назад

      Yes, it does seem he said that

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande 5 лет назад +677

    Wade: Water was dripping from-
    Mark: Did you mean... *b l o o d* ?

    • @Justaspacequeen
      @Justaspacequeen 5 лет назад

      I don’t like Lgbt people you do realize nobody’s gonna sub just because your everywhere right?

  • @shinsetsuyamauchi3515
    @shinsetsuyamauchi3515 2 года назад +196

    I feel obligated to let Mark know that I made it here from Paradox Detected. Thanks for the cool content! Can't wait to see what else is in store!

    • @SG80games
      @SG80games 2 года назад +2

      Me too man

    • @kenxiong9776
      @kenxiong9776 2 года назад +10

      Wait how?
      The in space with Markiplier?

    • @Yarrow1273
      @Yarrow1273 Год назад

      Ok, but why does he look like murderplier

  • @zeusyourgod6301
    @zeusyourgod6301 5 лет назад +220

    Wade pours his heart out explaining a sad story. Mark : BLOOD BLOOD IT WAS BLOOD

  • @XwX1001
    @XwX1001 5 лет назад +915

    •"Who Killed Markiplier": A parody of old, cheesy, overly obvious murder mysteries that turns into a supernatural horror story.
    •"Wilford 'MOTHERLOVING' Warfstache": A parody of overly serious film noir and detective films that turns into a surreal, David Lynch-esque experience.
    •"The Drowned Man": A parody of overly dramatic ghost hunting shows that try to rationalize everything with ghosts or demons for views.
    •Verdict: Mark and his buds are AMAZING at making satires that eventually turn into completely different genres!

  • @Witchycollectiveandco
    @Witchycollectiveandco 5 лет назад +375

    " oh thank god i thought you were telling me my wife was pregnant"
    Mark: i cant rule that out.
    😂😂😂😂 im dead XD

  • @RickAstley-qd8bn
    @RickAstley-qd8bn Год назад +11

    Does anybody else think, that despite the fact that it wasn't necessary for the acting to be good, Wade still actually sold it pretty well?

  • @drvince0725
    @drvince0725 5 лет назад +797

    Omg the most anticipated oscar nominated documentary about wade's house not working properly

  • @GummyWorms_
    @GummyWorms_ 5 лет назад +474

    Wade: And there was water
    Markiplier: Blooooooood perhaps?

  • @alltheplanets
    @alltheplanets 5 лет назад +274

    Wade: “we had a water problem”
    Mark: “it’s a dEmOn Wade! A DeMoN! And bloOD!”

  • @MerryKeli
    @MerryKeli 3 года назад +16

    Two years later, this series is still one of my most absolute favorites Mark has ever done.

  • @cosmo1659
    @cosmo1659 5 лет назад +802

    petition for video of all bloopers…. mark and wade keeping a straight face for this long? no way

    • @Jay-gg8fh
      @Jay-gg8fh 5 лет назад +1

      Cosmo Where do I sign?

    • @craig2196
      @craig2196 5 лет назад +3

      The world is not ready for that

  • @marvelouscat2137
    @marvelouscat2137 5 лет назад +876

    Wade:* has some problem with water*
    Mark: *bLoOD*
    Wade: No just wat-
    Mark:*_B L O O D_*

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande 5 лет назад +632

    Mark: hi. my name's Mark.
    Wade: How did you get in?
    Mark: the door was open. it was... on the ground.

    • @axlthesnake
      @axlthesnake 5 лет назад +5

      @I don’t like Lgbt people please shut up

    • @AnnaHarmes
      @AnnaHarmes 5 лет назад +1

      @@axlthesnake you got a point like it doesn't correspond with what's happening here

    • @darthbane5676
      @darthbane5676 5 лет назад +1

      Oh hi Mark.

  • @japalano
    @japalano 2 года назад +59

    Theory time
    Mark is connecting the Drowned man for one reason. Every single one of his IPs link in one way or another. AHWM has Dark who appears in WKM and (I believe) ADWM. An adventurer comes in and opens the door to the cyrochamber you were in who came from AHWM. There are more connections, one that I can not list as of now, but I think that the USA is watching all versions of Mark, seeing how so much destruction can follow one man, and seeing how to prevent it. ISWM will probably even have a few connections to Unus Anus because there are codes that ask if they can "stop the clock" or something along those lines. That could be me digging to much, or grasping at straws, but it is something we shouldn't turn a blind eye to.
    Anyways, lets get this video pushed by RUclips baby

    • @RageJordan
      @RageJordan 2 года назад +1

      Do you have discord, I am willing to help find more clues and ways because if theres one thing we know about mark, its that he aways hides details! We could work together and find more hidden things that can help us solve things

    • @jlbjlb
      @jlbjlb 2 года назад +1

      @@RageJordan I have discord

    • @LostK1D
      @LostK1D 2 года назад +3

      Yah, I was confused at first by the Illinois ending and asking myself how he got there as the last time we saw him was with that monkey statue

  • @judy_not_moody
    @judy_not_moody 5 лет назад +477

    Wade: water
    Mark and screen: W A T E R = B L O O D

    • @koravel
      @koravel 5 лет назад +2

      Water is a liquid... Blood is a liquid... IT MAKES SENSE!

    • @rex.2053
      @rex.2053 5 лет назад +3

      naw, it's probably Just SOUP

    • @chickenchoicejudy
      @chickenchoicejudy 5 лет назад

      Nah it's just goo

    • @randomweeb9179
      @randomweeb9179 5 лет назад

      @@chickenchoicejudy IT'S GOOP JUICE

  • @ItsChr1spy
    @ItsChr1spy 5 лет назад +830

    Wade: *Says Water*
    Googleplier: Did you mean *Blood*

    • @mementomori2334
      @mementomori2334 4 года назад +3

      That's funny

    • @FD_holy
      @FD_holy 4 года назад

      @@mementomori2334 ay bruh you got my real name

    • @morpology
      @morpology 4 года назад

      wait its googleplier?

    • @wozw4ld912
      @wozw4ld912 4 года назад +1

      @@morpology no,they're joking

    • @jak7826
      @jak7826 4 года назад +1

      @@mementomori2334 is memento mori spelt wrong on purpose?

  • @AnnoyingMystery
    @AnnoyingMystery 5 лет назад +590

    * Finds their front door literally ripped off of its hinges *
    them: eh we'll deal with it tomorrow

    • @jimenajordan333
      @jimenajordan333 5 лет назад +5

      Irl Weeb pretty much sums up Ohioans lol

    • @Deadman520
      @Deadman520 5 лет назад +2

      @@jimenajordan333 I'm from Ohio

    • @Deadman520
      @Deadman520 5 лет назад +1

      That's a lot of people

    • @lucina7261
      @lucina7261 5 лет назад +2

      Breaking news Florida man finds his front door ripping off its hinges,... decides to go to sleep.

    • @vivians.5554
      @vivians.5554 5 лет назад

      It's pretty Millenial for them to list off every they had to fix before that it hit home 😂😂😂

  • @Kay-yi1qm
    @Kay-yi1qm 3 года назад +28

    I had to do an assignment about water conservation and I literally opened it with "Water. Once the bringer of live, now the bringer of death."
    No shame

  • @wannabe2038
    @wannabe2038 5 лет назад +815

    Water: *exists
    Markiplier: "is this BLOOD?"

  • @losersinc
    @losersinc 5 лет назад +1458

    Mark looks like a deranged art critic in that outfit lmao

    • @ringsideross4770
      @ringsideross4770 5 лет назад +24

      And Wade looks like discount Joe Rogan. 😂

    • @OrphAKos
      @OrphAKos 5 лет назад +6

      @I don’t like Lgbt people ...no.

    • @TheMissHooligan
      @TheMissHooligan 5 лет назад +8

      @I don’t like Lgbt people I like lgbtq+ people!
      Because I am the bi in lgBtq+..

    • @HERO_DREAMER
      @HERO_DREAMER 5 лет назад +3

      I don’t like Lgbt people
      After scrolling past a good number of videos...not really to me. I’m curious as to why you “don’t like lgbt+ people,” though

    • @styxmstones
      @styxmstones 5 лет назад

      intoxicated tater tot wdym he LOOKS like one. He IS one

  • @EMBBVR
    @EMBBVR 5 лет назад +374

    Wade: "So I poured myself a glass of water"
    Mark: "So you're a vampire?"

  • @DeathAngel-ft8oz
    @DeathAngel-ft8oz 2 года назад +20

    "Despite all the weirdness, this seems fairly normal."
    You came here the same way I did, right? That link.
    Why here. Why this specific time. Why this line.

    • @gumilikesgummies527
      @gumilikesgummies527 2 года назад

      “Despite all the weirdness this seems fairly normal” 13:47 the drowned man ch.1, I’ll keep this just in case

  • @mclovemoffin5977
    @mclovemoffin5977 5 лет назад +3645

    Literally a documentary about plumbing issues shot like a cheesy ghost tv show.

    • @abrisgarancsi5535
      @abrisgarancsi5535 5 лет назад +146

      Exactly.
      Like some kind of theater class experiment of genre swaps. Even the jokes are like the hiccups of an improv act

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 5 лет назад +144

      Funny thing is, Wade said in a stream that he was actually considering calling a priest and having the house blessed

    • @mr.dembiscuits3029
      @mr.dembiscuits3029 5 лет назад +10

      lol

    • @Last-Scar-5675
      @Last-Scar-5675 5 лет назад +4

      Mc Lovemoffin nobody cares

    • @Skye_Boo
      @Skye_Boo 5 лет назад +23

      @@Last-Scar-5675 clearly people do

  • @LexGear
    @LexGear 5 лет назад +767

    "Is there where you were sitting?"
    *SHOCK*
    "This chair has no lumbar support"

    • @dudewithaname525
      @dudewithaname525 4 года назад +3

      i remember this reference from a video, dont know which video, but from 1

  • @suvaynaidoo4660
    @suvaynaidoo4660 5 лет назад +252

    "Your house is wet and we don't know why"
    -Plumber#1 2019
    "Something went wrong but i don't know what"
    -Plumber#2 2019

  • @Bubblies005
    @Bubblies005 3 года назад +37

    Who else is here after listening to Bob’s Fridge story on Distractible? Because the similarities are hilarious.

    • @nicholaspeters9919
      @nicholaspeters9919 3 года назад +5

      Mark’s next…

    • @Firebat45
      @Firebat45 3 года назад +2

      More mud!

    • @maximbut1856
      @maximbut1856 3 года назад

      omg yes! But actually, did Wade really have problems with a plumber company, or is it just a sketch?

  • @annikedowney9825
    @annikedowney9825 5 лет назад +351

    Seems like Mark just wants some ghosts and excitement and Wade's like "umm actually natural explanat--" mark: "NO"

    • @janNowa
      @janNowa 5 лет назад +5

      I love how all the "supernatural" phenomena were super common and explainable plumbing issues lol.

    • @kodfish7114
      @kodfish7114 5 лет назад +1

      Blood

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 5 лет назад +1

      Water

  • @merakito
    @merakito 5 лет назад +268

    Mark: I think your house is a gateway for some greater evil to be born in this world.
    Wade: oh thank god, I thought you were telling that my wife is pregnant.

    • @sbrock657
      @sbrock657 5 лет назад +23

      I honestly thought it was an over the top pregnancy announcement video at first. Lmao

    • @personzorz
      @personzorz 5 лет назад

      Those aren't mutually exclusive

    • @aaxylzane1242
      @aaxylzane1242 5 лет назад

      ?

  • @VYTO1127
    @VYTO1127 5 лет назад +287

    As the text "To be continued" appeared in the premiere stream, the video title changed from "The Drowned Man" to "The Drowned Man - Chapter 1"
    Perfect timing. Well played, Mark.

  • @pedroleite1986
    @pedroleite1986 2 года назад +49

    "Despite all the weirdness this seemed very normal"
    "That's what we thought too. We thought everything was normal and this was just an horrible accident"
    WHAT DOES IT MEAN? WHAT DOES IT MEAN, MARK?

  • @dylchi5361
    @dylchi5361 4 года назад +4010

    Can we just give Lixian a round of applause for this editing, I don’t think he gets enough attention for the amazing work he does. 👏 👏

    • @Kekedekes
      @Kekedekes 4 года назад +58

      Coming back to watch this and this was the top comment. I love how much Lixian is being appreciated these days!

    • @quit4670
      @quit4670 4 года назад +33

      *claps for lixian*👏👏

    • @weecritikal
      @weecritikal 4 года назад +9

      It really gives you a feel.

    • @Dxrksimp
      @Dxrksimp 4 года назад +6

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @magiqkat7018
      @magiqkat7018 4 года назад +12

      U N U S A N N U S

  • @icemousefang868
    @icemousefang868 5 лет назад +1023

    This video is like the perfect blend between horror and comedy.

    • @nikoletak
      @nikoletak 5 лет назад +14

      I am not seeing the horror😂😂😂😂

    • @ohara2099
      @ohara2099 5 лет назад +2

      Nikoleta Kallipoliti ooo wow you’re so quirky 😂😂😂😂😂😱😱😱😱😳😳😭😭😩😩😭😤😤😳😳😱🤡

    • @sigridfage5101
      @sigridfage5101 5 лет назад +10

      @@ohara2099 bro she was making a joke chill

    • @Sheriden.
      @Sheriden. 5 лет назад +9

      @@ohara2099 u okay, man?

    • @nikoletak
      @nikoletak 5 лет назад +5

      @@ohara2099 🤨

  • @TimeLordNivek
    @TimeLordNivek 5 лет назад +949

    Mark:"you know what has water inside of it?"
    Me: humans.
    Mark:" *Blood* "
    Me: ok

  • @64_jhex
    @64_jhex 2 года назад +16

    3:05 looks to me Wade is at his best trying to hold back his laughter from comically serious questions from Mark

  • @F3105_
    @F3105_ 5 лет назад +8745

    If the water continues he won’t be able to walk....
    He’ll have to wade

  • @cjayftw
    @cjayftw 5 лет назад +874

    Where do you live: *Cincinnati, Ohio*
    Where were you born: *Cincinnati, Ohio*
    How long has the demon been plaguing you: *Cincinnati, Ohio*

    • @RobbySaiff
      @RobbySaiff 5 лет назад +9

      THOUGHT the same thing hahahaha

    • @eitanlim1926
      @eitanlim1926 5 лет назад +17

      How old are you: *Cincinnati, Ohio*

    • @DudV2
      @DudV2 5 лет назад +6

      Hotel? Travago

    • @randomenough4257
      @randomenough4257 5 лет назад +1

      @@DudV2 I reward you with the god comment trophy, flaunt it carefully.

    • @radioandheadenjoyer
      @radioandheadenjoyer 5 лет назад +1

      thanks for copying lol

  • @darkyoumemento5307
    @darkyoumemento5307 5 лет назад +899

    Mark: "Relive it. I'm sorry if it pains you."
    Man: "Umm, okay. Well--"
    Mark: "MORE PAIN."

  • @Spacey_Makes
    @Spacey_Makes Год назад +5

    The editing is amazing and I love the acting, but every time Wade talks about thinking Molly drowned (on here and the podcast) I get so sad. Glad she’s okay

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 лет назад +1326

    Dammit Mark, don't drown Wade. He's already got a lot on his plate, especially with Barbara

  • @cidarana9104
    @cidarana9104 5 лет назад +193

    I really love how this is based off of the Wade's house flooding and having a shitty plumber story

  • @wynnt1
    @wynnt1 5 лет назад +657

    Seriously every ghost show ever:
    Its chilly in here
    We're in a basement with air conditioning.
    No its something... supernatural

    • @NerdyNeutron
      @NerdyNeutron 5 лет назад +25

      “I suddenly feel very cold and usually ghosts tend to cool the air around them”
      ...Could it also be the fact you walked under an air vent?
      “N O ! G H O S T S”

    • @thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307
      @thephandmphamilywithalvefo3307 5 лет назад +1

      Every horror movie ever: *turns on camera* HonEy iS. THis thInG oN?!

  • @imaaunus6216
    @imaaunus6216 4 года назад +13

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Mark:BLOOD!!!!