The Drowned Man - Chapter 2

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Deadlable
    @Deadlable 5 лет назад +6279

    This is a very creative way of leaving that plumbing company a bad review...

    • @chrism5136
      @chrism5136 5 лет назад +124

      Mario is dissapointed

    • @Brooke052
      @Brooke052 5 лет назад +19

      Shewolf Yes. Just Yessssss ❤️

    • @NakaJhon
      @NakaJhon 5 лет назад +39

      Hahaha perfect conclusion for the whole video

    • @ozbrown8401
      @ozbrown8401 5 лет назад +8

      Yee

    • @harospectre2505
      @harospectre2505 5 лет назад +8

      Indeed xD

  • @actuallybeelzebub5766
    @actuallybeelzebub5766 5 лет назад +2774

    Mark was having the TIME OF HIS LIFE being all the background characters

    • @Olivia_Dreamrider
      @Olivia_Dreamrider 5 лет назад +22

      @glenwo2 I laughed so hard!

    • @dakotaosmond8614
      @dakotaosmond8614 5 лет назад +16

      And we had the time of our life’s watching it 😂

    • @noodlesoup9949
      @noodlesoup9949 5 лет назад +10

      Remember there's more than 1 Markiplier like googleplier or any other markiplier

    • @themidnightotaku22
      @themidnightotaku22 5 лет назад +10

      Mark you crazy man! 😂

    • @ferretterrier7828
      @ferretterrier7828 5 лет назад +8

      It reminds me of the kidstv thing where it’s kids talking and grown ups acting and lip syncing

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande 5 лет назад +2267

    **get calls from Wade**
    Plumbers: Ah shit, here we go again.

    • @leaderofthenewbencrusades746
      @leaderofthenewbencrusades746 5 лет назад +63

      *JP pokes ceiling*
      JP: Ah shit, here we go again.

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor 5 лет назад +11

      @@leaderofthenewbencrusades746 ah poop, here we go again

    • @aidankrop1658
      @aidankrop1658 5 лет назад +2

      *I proceed to like this comment*
      From 969 likes to 972 likes
      A H H H H . . . Y E S

    • @kiracrackers6754
      @kiracrackers6754 5 лет назад

      @I don’t like Lgbt people cool. Your point is?

    • @kiracrackers6754
      @kiracrackers6754 5 лет назад

      @I don’t like Lgbt people Why should I care?

  • @coricognitions
    @coricognitions 5 лет назад +3656

    wade: "mark i don't have enough money for all these repairs"
    mark, getting a camera and a suit: "that's what YOU think"

    • @dylancarey4915
      @dylancarey4915 5 лет назад +88

      A better version would have been in legible English.

    • @darklight002
      @darklight002 5 лет назад +30

      @RUclips Algorithmus Legible: Adjective, Clear enough to read.

    • @daka5645
      @daka5645 5 лет назад +50

      @RUclips Algorithmus Fam, even on German keyboards, there's an apostrophe ( ' ) that you can use, because even we need them in phrases like "Wie geht's?". A comma ( , ) can never be used as an apostrophe. Not in any world. And how the fuck did you think that the words "expesiv" and "disgenen" were correct enough to be shared with the world? I'm German and I could write what you wrote correctly not even in my sleep, but while I'm in the fucking grave.

    • @kymelatejasi
      @kymelatejasi 5 лет назад +25

      @@daka5645 Not everyone is on the same level of writing or speaking another language as you. They could easily be a beginner and you just tore them down for what, exactly? English may not even be a second or third language for them. Instead of being rude, how about some constructive criticism? Something that actually helps instead of ripping them apart.

    • @k8tieisjusthere123
      @k8tieisjusthere123 5 лет назад +1

      Lauren Hofreiter LMAO

  • @daily-janitor
    @daily-janitor 5 лет назад +1946

    This is the only way Mark is allowed to make fun of Wade without consequences. XD

    • @tamaracassidy720
      @tamaracassidy720 5 лет назад +13

      Daily - Janitor and vice versa

    • @daily-janitor
      @daily-janitor 5 лет назад +4

      @glenwo2 it's more noticeable in this video I dont listen to the podcast because of some autistic triggers and still wouldn't miss this for the world XD engineer vs college degree

    • @daily-janitor
      @daily-janitor 4 года назад

      @Otaku Gurl 4 Lyfe the try to not laugh challenge with Tyler and Bob were my favorite

  • @phantomknight2060
    @phantomknight2060 5 лет назад +2051

    I feel like Mark just randomly showed up at Wades hose in character and Wade just went with it thinking “He’s finally lost it”

    • @emma_de_dilemma
      @emma_de_dilemma 4 года назад +77

      Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if that's what happened

    • @fatherdezz6134
      @fatherdezz6134 4 года назад +34

      Improvisation!!!

    • @loganreads90
      @loganreads90 3 года назад +7

      @@emma_de_dilemma heh.

    • @microphone_styxosaurus7078
      @microphone_styxosaurus7078 3 года назад +7

      YES AND TO THE GRAVE

    • @TheDarksaphira
      @TheDarksaphira 2 года назад +34

      Tbh, if I knew Mark, like personally, that'd probably be exactly my reaction. You're here, being weird and filming? Well, fine then, let's roll with it and see what happens.

  • @madsmarthanais6627
    @madsmarthanais6627 5 лет назад +1028

    Wade: "there is water in my house"
    Phil swift from Flex tape: "hold my boat"

  • @nickolisleaf8515
    @nickolisleaf8515 5 лет назад +1911

    Wade: "What did I do to bring this bad Karma into the house?"
    Me: Its gotta be Barbara

    • @WyllFyr3
      @WyllFyr3 5 лет назад +17

      Nickolis Leaf definitely. I completely cursed wade’s sewage system.

    • @foxy_rages3100
      @foxy_rages3100 5 лет назад +20

      the house has been really Barbara about this

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 4 года назад +11

      Oh no, whenever things go wrong, it's always me goddammit

    • @nia778
      @nia778 4 года назад +4

      the house didn’t need to pull a barbara so hard 😔

    • @doctorh.m.l4727
      @doctorh.m.l4727 4 года назад +1

      LMFAO!

  • @Kigamine
    @Kigamine 5 лет назад +2343

    I feel like this is Mark harassing Wade while making fun of reality ghost shows lol

    • @hildcit
      @hildcit 5 лет назад +36

      DOAMA TOP OF MORNING

    • @Kigamine
      @Kigamine 5 лет назад +12

      W-what?

    • @AstralSorceress
      @AstralSorceress 5 лет назад +31

      Hilde IRISH NOISES

    • @VerbenaHA
      @VerbenaHA 5 лет назад +18

      @@Kigamine Doama was saying; Ding, ding, you got it right.
      Hilde was referencing Jacksepticeye's Minecraft videos.

    • @SupSammyy
      @SupSammyy 5 лет назад +15

      @@Kigamine
      You've never played Tuber Simulator?

  • @CherryBlossomKid
    @CherryBlossomKid 5 лет назад +599

    Wade: -He got shat on pretty badly.
    Mark: *He's dead now, isn't he?*
    **poop kills confirmed**

  • @funsizefive2830
    @funsizefive2830 5 лет назад +901

    "What will it take for you to leave?!"
    "TACOS."
    *Dead*

  • @gabrielfranklin5241
    @gabrielfranklin5241 5 лет назад +1932

    Mark is a comedic genius from the fact he can make wades plumbing problems into a parody of paranormal documentaries XD

    • @mulac9903
      @mulac9903 5 лет назад +8

      I don’t like Lgbt people your so annoying stop

    • @funnifunk
      @funnifunk 5 лет назад +15

      @@mulac9903 he's one of those people who get a kick out of just being a general douchebag. They won't stop any time soon. Just ignore it

    • @thegodroxas239
      @thegodroxas239 5 лет назад +3

      Had to put the 667th like not today satan lol

    • @icedaggerx6193
      @icedaggerx6193 5 лет назад +4

      @@mulac9903 clearly, their youtube name is set as that because they want attention. So let's all ignore them

    • @Wolf_Night
      @Wolf_Night 5 лет назад +1

      I put this at 900 likes. Boom, I like when my like rounds it up like that.

  • @edgyizanami783
    @edgyizanami783 5 лет назад +450

    “What bad Kama did I bring?”
    *Barbara smiles and laughs maniacally*

  • @SatanicWren
    @SatanicWren 5 лет назад +364

    Wade: Hey mark, my house flooded, mind helping with the cleanup?
    Mark: C O N T E N T
    Me: huh.... honestly the best show I’ve seen in a while....

  • @jaypegasi3769
    @jaypegasi3769 5 лет назад +581

    Got to chapter two and what I've learnt is:
    -Mark likes harassing Wade
    -Mark loves the blood idea
    -Mark likes mud
    -Wade needs a boat

    • @ghostlyfae8721
      @ghostlyfae8721 4 года назад +6

      Not just a boat BUT 4 tacos exact

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 3 года назад +2

      Bobs fridge broke

    • @Torenramsay
      @Torenramsay 2 года назад +8

      Wade needs a boat makes more sense ever since the perfect day episode on distractible

    • @maddiehalloway
      @maddiehalloway Год назад +3

      @@Torenramsayit was foreshadowing 🤯

  • @Lara-pr9vj
    @Lara-pr9vj 5 лет назад +599

    "I thought it was clean... however it turns out it was actually really poopy water."

    • @FearlessFoster
      @FearlessFoster 5 лет назад +2

      uh oh.......

    • @RobertMorgan
      @RobertMorgan 5 лет назад +11

      No, it was
      [FLASH] Really
      [FLASH]Poopy
      [FLASH]WATER

    • @tallguy8719
      @tallguy8719 5 лет назад

      uh oh...
      POOPY
      STINKY
      HAHAHA
      STINKY
      POOPY
      HAHAHA

    • @viennasantiago3035
      @viennasantiago3035 5 лет назад

      Fearless Foster when was that? Plz tell me ;-;

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 5 лет назад +532

    So clearly, the ghost is of someone who died by drowning to death on Taco Tuesday before they could have any tacos, and have forever since regretted missing their last chance to enjoy some tacos.

    • @izzyt1626
      @izzyt1626 5 лет назад +7

      And God looked down upon the earth and said "May this man suffer for my name isn't Davy Jones"
      Edit: I dont know why but I felt compelled to post this.

    • @CARMATIZBAK_
      @CARMATIZBAK_ 5 лет назад

      Izzy T and then he ate the catos

    • @1305maggie
      @1305maggie 5 лет назад

      @I don’t like Lgbt people why do you keep saying that?

  • @HopeHendershot-Moskal
    @HopeHendershot-Moskal 5 лет назад +963

    Mark doing the reenactments of all the people in this story is everything!

  • @captainswing5228
    @captainswing5228 5 лет назад +1698

    Everyone: mark and wade
    Me: lixian is such a good editor

  • @dhruvsawant9234
    @dhruvsawant9234 5 лет назад +1122

    I like how mark can make a bad review for a plumbing company into such an entertaining video. XD

    • @BigRed1001
      @BigRed1001 5 лет назад +3

      Is this really just a story based on Wade's house flooding? It's so well made i thought it was like who killed Markiplier?

  • @trishie_V
    @trishie_V 5 лет назад +1110

    “What will it take for you to leave.”
    Spirit: 4 tacos!

    • @vicamu541
      @vicamu541 5 лет назад +14

      spirits are trollin him hard

    • @PhantorumPrime117
      @PhantorumPrime117 5 лет назад +13

      Turns out it was Gir all along

    • @extraXlargeTV
      @extraXlargeTV 5 лет назад +8

      Mark was hungry

    • @tobi_punk6020
      @tobi_punk6020 5 лет назад +6

      Spirit in Wade’s house: “YAAAASSSSSS!! I got four free tacos!”

    • @penelopejohnson8042
      @penelopejohnson8042 5 лет назад +2

      Spirit board with (Ghost) and (No Ghost)
      Goes towards (No ghost)
      I’m inclined to believe that there is a ghost because if there wasn’t a ghost then how did it move?

  • @johnnyjohnny9040
    @johnnyjohnny9040 5 лет назад +205

    Wade: I have a leak in my house.
    Mark: PoRtAl To HeLL!!

  • @jacobgage4469
    @jacobgage4469 5 лет назад +710

    I think Wade might be having a small problem with his plumbing

  • @GalSal
    @GalSal 5 лет назад +1017

    Love the whole “let’s use this shitty circumstance and turn it into a sketch series full of hilarity and nonsense and use it as a way to fundraise so you aren’t drowning in poo water” approach! This is genius and so creative; I love it! 😂🙌🏻

    • @idfkam
      @idfkam 5 лет назад +9

      right? fucking brilliant

    • @idfkam
      @idfkam 5 лет назад +9

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts yeah i agree its a sad reality that he is having this huge problem but at lest in this way they can make light of their problems and have a good laugh while getting help

  • @brentvettel5343
    @brentvettel5343 5 лет назад +1339

    Dude imagine if this shit happened to Mark and Amys house . Then he calls wade like Wade take your ghost back i don't want it anymore

    • @ultracapacity7531
      @ultracapacity7531 5 лет назад +18

      Wade's front door window looks just like the front door in Visage. In fact, many parts of Wade's house looks like the...house...in...Visage.....WADE GET OUT! WADE GET OUT NOW! WADE!!!!

    • @cyber5778
      @cyber5778 5 лет назад +1

      Lol I said the same thing 🤣

    • @Buhlmanzky
      @Buhlmanzky 5 лет назад +2

      Mark has money i am pretty sure he he helped Wade and also could pay his own stuff easily,still shit that this happened.

    • @brentvettel5343
      @brentvettel5343 5 лет назад

      @@Buhlmanzky Yeah who wants to bet it happens to Mark after Bob

    • @averytiredaunt4708
      @averytiredaunt4708 4 года назад

      I think they had a leak around this time 😂

  • @aaronfarmer6317
    @aaronfarmer6317 5 лет назад +189

    Wade: *says literally anything*
    Mark: THE ENVIRONMENT DISAGREES

  • @ckeft
    @ckeft 5 лет назад +376

    Editor: how many static sounds do you want?
    Mark: *yEs*

    • @thisisacomment2584
      @thisisacomment2584 4 года назад +7

      Editor:How many years do I have to stay here
      Make:YYYYEESSSSSSSSSSS

    • @zuzanabartekova4823
      @zuzanabartekova4823 3 года назад +7

      Be careful, the editor gets mad if he’s called “just” editor

    • @jamessamedy6319
      @jamessamedy6319 3 года назад +4

      So where DOES Damien get Lix these “glitching” sounds?

  • @KhayJayArt
    @KhayJayArt 5 лет назад +171

    Plumbers: Well, looks like it needs more mud.
    Wade: *DIES INSIDE*

  • @ARCArmy
    @ARCArmy 5 лет назад +1281

    Nobody:
    Literally not a single soul:
    JP: **fingers Wade’s ceiling**

    • @chopstick9002
      @chopstick9002 5 лет назад +10

      Odd choice for JP

    • @caitxox
      @caitxox 5 лет назад +3

      XD

    • @chrisgalasso4889
      @chrisgalasso4889 5 лет назад +11

      Bro, you had a killer comment on the chapter one video too. I feel like it’s my duty to tell people to look at your channel. You are SERIOUSLY funny, my man

    • @ARCArmy
      @ARCArmy 5 лет назад +7

      Chris Galasso mannn, you’re too kind 🙏🏻

    • @maxthedeadthing
      @maxthedeadthing 5 лет назад +2

      Probably a Person i think you’re underestimating jp

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 5 лет назад +411

    *I am just blown away with the creativity & this so very Mark way of helping his friend.*

    • @Cyberlord_Blaze
      @Cyberlord_Blaze 5 лет назад +4

      Mark’s friend:”I’ve got some problems going on back at my hous-“
      Mark:”DEMONS I SAY!! BRING ME TO YOUR HOUSE TO CAST THEM AWAY!!”

  • @SIxteenRoseThorns
    @SIxteenRoseThorns 5 лет назад +400

    **Mark gets Ouija board**
    Well if Wade wasn't haunted before he will be now

  • @xastielmuffinz3047
    @xastielmuffinz3047 5 лет назад +773

    this is why you need to learn the difference between "Plumber" and "Markiplier"

  • @catnipmeds
    @catnipmeds 5 лет назад +1443

    I like the over analyzers thinking there’s a deeper meaning, when it’s literally just Wade’s water problems.

    • @shadowsnake8129
      @shadowsnake8129 5 лет назад +15

      Your just stupid if you don't think it relates to darkiplier lol

    • @Xabieru
      @Xabieru 5 лет назад +55

      @@shadowsnake8129 please be kidding, Wade talked about what happened on stream before

    • @shadowsnake8129
      @shadowsnake8129 5 лет назад +18

      @@Xabieru well duh it happened but knowing mark he probably is trying to tie some deep lore into this super unlucky shit with wade lol

    • @partlycloudy7707
      @partlycloudy7707 5 лет назад +24

      @@shadowsnake8129 I mean this could be Actor!Mark having a blast making light of Wade's really shitty situation, but I think that's all the lore in this

    • @icantthinkofacreativename1802
      @icantthinkofacreativename1802 5 лет назад +8

      Personally, I think this is a situation that actually happened to wade and they are gonna tie Darkiplier into it cause why not.

  • @michaellavalette339
    @michaellavalette339 5 лет назад +880

    No one:
    Markiplier: Let’s make plumbing s c a r y ! ! !

    • @ponyupzoe6267
      @ponyupzoe6267 5 лет назад +8

      Michael Lavalette it’s one of the smartest fundraisers tho you gotta admit it 😂 he looking out for wade

    • @rubybeast4445
      @rubybeast4445 5 лет назад

      it already is

    • @eeeeeeee7774
      @eeeeeeee7774 5 лет назад

      You mean BLOOD??!

    • @OwenMessenger
      @OwenMessenger 5 лет назад

      666 likes boi

    • @zestmasterLemon
      @zestmasterLemon 5 лет назад

      My uncle is scared of exposed pipes

  • @makaroni3882
    @makaroni3882 5 лет назад +330

    "you've heard of.... hOWIJA?"
    "I- think you mean ouija"

  • @samrzhevskyy
    @samrzhevskyy 5 лет назад +763

    “I completely forgot to tell him. Honestly, my bad on that. Probably should’ve told him...”

  • @matiidesign
    @matiidesign 5 лет назад +589

    I swear this is all just a parody to demonstrate how shit of a job the plumbers did in wades house

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 5 лет назад +66

      If that is indeed the case, then I have to tip my hat to Wade, because that's some serious dedication to the fine art of throwing shade.

    • @MelissaTreglia
      @MelissaTreglia 5 лет назад +14

      @@josephschultz3301 And Mark for enabling him to do it in an artsy way, while also raising the funds to pay for the repairs (ie. selling the t-shirts and posters).

    • @shruggah
      @shruggah 2 года назад +3

      It’s Wades version of Bob’s fridge.

  • @skylights_04
    @skylights_04 5 лет назад +292

    My friend's: I have a problem
    Me: omg u poor thing let me help you
    My best friend's: I have a problem
    Me: * makes a horror documentary and makes fun of them *

    • @alexv9257
      @alexv9257 5 лет назад +1

      friends*

    • @skylights_04
      @skylights_04 5 лет назад

      @@alexv9257 wow

    • @alexv9257
      @alexv9257 5 лет назад +1

      @@skylights_04 sorry i just wanted people to be annoyed. I guess it worked

    • @katylepetsos7512
      @katylepetsos7512 5 лет назад

      Jaggy
      I thought it was funny

    • @alexv9257
      @alexv9257 5 лет назад

      @@katylepetsos7512 nice profile pic.

  • @phuclethanh8530
    @phuclethanh8530 3 года назад +68

    Came back after Bob's fridge and realized that this isn't a sketch but a review on how bad the plumbing company was

  • @thinthle
    @thinthle 5 лет назад +1635

    Does the demon perhaps go by the name of Barbara ?

    • @michellemccary2309
      @michellemccary2309 5 лет назад +26

      thinthle oh sheesh; too funny and I get it from the UNO Game😹🙀😺👻💀

    • @sheep1336
      @sheep1336 5 лет назад +66

      We do not speak of that name 'round these parts.

    • @The40Oliver
      @The40Oliver 5 лет назад +45

      She haunts not only the game of Uno...
      But also your fragile plumbing

    • @jediofmischief
      @jediofmischief 5 лет назад +17

      The Curse of Barbara, the Uno Demon

    • @Mandaraminu
      @Mandaraminu 5 лет назад +6

      XD
      OML I FORGOT ABOUT HER

  • @ladyariez03
    @ladyariez03 5 лет назад +121

    This is a really creative way of telling us that Wade's house flooded, needed repairs, and now he needs money because damn, repairs are hella expensive.

    • @Somerandomjingleberry
      @Somerandomjingleberry 5 лет назад +9

      And he's gonna inevitably tie it all to his wacky lore at this rate, too
      Probably already subtly has

  • @Cata-hl5wv
    @Cata-hl5wv 5 лет назад +624

    The solution is so obvious! It's flex seal's powerful adhesive that will combat thr ghosts!

    • @that_ash_
      @that_ash_ 5 лет назад +26

      THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE

    • @em-fh7ub
      @em-fh7ub 5 лет назад +11

      Tape or liquid?

    • @graysonsmith7031
      @graysonsmith7031 5 лет назад +8

      No, the solution is to give the ghost 4 tacos.

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 5 лет назад +3

      Cata 😂

    • @Poppyskiss
      @Poppyskiss 5 лет назад

      Wait why doesn't wade get a other house to live in?

  • @brookewilson3540
    @brookewilson3540 5 лет назад +106

    Wade: if i knew this thing wanted tacos i would've bought some
    Mark: ask a yes or no question
    Wade: will you leave without the tacos

  • @Incognito_asparagus
    @Incognito_asparagus 5 лет назад +352

    Omg Mark is such a good friend!!!! Such a creative way to raise money for someone that had to deal with so much crap happening

    • @themilkman2856
      @themilkman2856 5 лет назад +11

      @I don’t like Lgbt people How does this relate to the comment?

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 лет назад +6

      @Aradia Megido done

  • @Mikella._.Violet
    @Mikella._.Violet 5 лет назад +522

    I feel bad for Wade and Molly, but I think the real victim here is JP. The poor guy got shat on 🤣

    • @ilyamelancholia3114
      @ilyamelancholia3114 5 лет назад +18

      Hahahaha he should not have went for the middle XD

    • @nuggetboi2886
      @nuggetboi2886 5 лет назад +7

      By a house, no less!

    • @cuvsly
      @cuvsly 5 лет назад +6

      The house had to go and it went right on top of JP

    • @WolfFireheart
      @WolfFireheart 5 лет назад +1

      NO his NOT!!
      If I walk up and smack a Rhino's ass, and it stomps me to death, I am not the victim!
      JP stuck his finger up the house ass-hole! And it shat on him, 100% his own fault! :p

  • @TheTrueThomaster
    @TheTrueThomaster 5 лет назад +154

    This feels like Mark is working off of a script here but he didn't let Wade in so all of Wade's lines are 100% legitimate.

    • @alexixeno4223
      @alexixeno4223 5 лет назад

      Apperently they are all 100% legitimate. Poor Wade

    • @wynterfrench2701
      @wynterfrench2701 5 лет назад

      @@alexixeno4223 really?? Hooww doo you know

  • @Madi.V.2001
    @Madi.V.2001 5 лет назад +153

    "The house
    Soiled
    All over him"
    -Wade

  • @scarlet_paladinproductions626
    @scarlet_paladinproductions626 5 лет назад +1372

    Mark, you just wanted an excuse to wear that wig didn't you?

    • @SpecterMinecraft
      @SpecterMinecraft 5 лет назад +25

      4:32 for anyone that doesnt understand what this comment is about

    • @mysteriusvendeta1503
      @mysteriusvendeta1503 5 лет назад +6

      Gawd dayum wilford warfstache

    • @rosericorico4980
      @rosericorico4980 5 лет назад +7

      @I don’t like Lgbt people nah fam

    • @emikarlsson4985
      @emikarlsson4985 5 лет назад +1

      Kyle e

    • @hannahsanders4644
      @hannahsanders4644 5 лет назад +9

      *scrolls through comments while watching video*
      what wig is this person talking about?
      *sees mark in molly wig*
      o-oh....that wig....

  • @wil94976
    @wil94976 5 лет назад +218

    Lol
    "What will it take for you to leave this house?"
    "...Tacos?"
    "Will you leave without the tacos?"

  • @daily-janitor
    @daily-janitor 5 лет назад +361

    Mark: "Are you a professional?"
    Wade: "No. I am a homeowner."
    Wade: "No. I am a youtuber."

    • @smthingman
      @smthingman 5 лет назад +1

      No my name is Patrick.

    • @thatboi9599
      @thatboi9599 5 лет назад +1

      No! This is Patrick!!!

  • @mr.morningstar1978
    @mr.morningstar1978 5 лет назад +246

    *Mark:* "Have you heard of 'Ouija'?"
    *Wade:* "No. I think it's Luigi."
    *Mark:* **Laughs** "No. It's not Luigi. What's this? Mario?"
    "You stupid fool, it's Ouija."

    • @miskov.4553
      @miskov.4553 2 года назад

      @GigglesDoesStuff no, mark said ouija

  • @Bananaman74799
    @Bananaman74799 5 лет назад +309

    Part of the reason that people love mark, he makes such simple things into well scripted and well executed videos

    • @Husitka
      @Husitka 5 лет назад +2

      Yes, he's very creative and imaginative. And it also makes me all fuzzy and warm inside that he's doing all this to help Wade.

    • @Bananaman74799
      @Bananaman74799 5 лет назад

      Monika S. Indeed

  • @julialacher8175
    @julialacher8175 5 лет назад +266

    Wades house shat on Jp!! I was laughing so much.
    Mark: He's dead, isn't he?

    • @don9731
      @don9731 5 лет назад +2

      I couldn’t stop laughing when wade said JP got shat on.

  • @CanonKathryn
    @CanonKathryn 5 лет назад +1284

    “Ohuuuwaiiiijah.”
    “I think it’s ouija?”
    “... No. what is this, Mario?”

    • @acatgif
      @acatgif 5 лет назад +13

      I don’t like Lgbt people
      What does that have to do with the comme-
      o k

    • @cloudman9230
      @cloudman9230 5 лет назад +4

      Right as I read this, Mark said it! XD

    • @CookingMyWay
      @CookingMyWay 5 лет назад +4

      As a master Italian Chef of a magic Channel I could summon Mario and Luigi 😂

    • @MaybeMari97
      @MaybeMari97 5 лет назад +9

      Can you burn a Luigi Board?

    • @rizqumar3012
      @rizqumar3012 5 лет назад +6

      No its
      *wegaborad*

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger 5 лет назад +196

    I'm starting to think that the water comes not from demons, not from spirits, not from ghosts...
    ...but from Mark sweating profusely from eating a whole 4 spicy tacos.

  • @ellahunt1170
    @ellahunt1170 5 лет назад +165

    wade: no, i think it’s ouija
    mark:
    *wheezes*
    no.

  • @mr.jwashere7549
    @mr.jwashere7549 5 лет назад +724

    Name a battery that lasts 40 years.
    I think energizer might-
    *ITS CALLED A CANDLE*

    • @MDreamerIsBi
      @MDreamerIsBi 5 лет назад +12

      #1 cause of house fires: Leaving candles lit.

    • @excelsian512
      @excelsian512 5 лет назад +4

      Not true tho, how do you want to power something with a candle?

    • @hatty5515
      @hatty5515 4 года назад +1

      3310 battery

    • @thisisacomment2584
      @thisisacomment2584 4 года назад

      Me I m a lemon

  • @mastersonam2367
    @mastersonam2367 5 лет назад +1063

    What if this was just a prank on Wade, orchestrated by Mark, to torment him into giving him tacos?

    • @kguile7832
      @kguile7832 5 лет назад +29

      All because Wade hates tacos

    • @louiewark8527
      @louiewark8527 5 лет назад +12

      This actually made he laugh out loud

    • @tiffnoodle
      @tiffnoodle 5 лет назад +4

      What if this was just a cringe skit?

    • @quackkith
      @quackkith 5 лет назад +3

      Wamen Noodle ive been questioning since the first episode

    • @emochicken9264
      @emochicken9264 5 лет назад +10

      That'd answer who killed Markiplier

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 5 лет назад +446

    Mark, playing JP, with Wade's voice
    my life is complete

    • @lollianimation180
      @lollianimation180 5 лет назад +3

      Wtf why are you named that

    • @l9324
      @l9324 5 лет назад +4

      @I don’t like Lgbt people your videos are shit, stop spamming it

    • @ryujin8754
      @ryujin8754 5 лет назад +2

      @I don’t like Lgbt people
      For some reason... I feel bad for you, I hope you'll get help and God (or whatever have you) have mercy on you.

    • @bonkpaw
      @bonkpaw 5 лет назад +1

      @I don’t like Lgbt people you really dont have anything better to do than hate on a group of people?? why are you commenting on mark's video specifically,,hes supportive of gay people.

  • @madison4598
    @madison4598 4 года назад +35

    "Are you a professional or not?!"
    "No, I'm just a..homeowner?"
    that got me lmao
    also just
    "There's something behind you."

  • @kermit3342
    @kermit3342 5 лет назад +396

    Let's start a petition to get mark a netflix original

    • @LilGhostlyX_X
      @LilGhostlyX_X 5 лет назад

      No

    • @xxbagelnutzxx504
      @xxbagelnutzxx504 5 лет назад +2

      Yes I think of this show as the sequel to "A Series Of Unfortunate Events"

    • @jordancarroll1217
      @jordancarroll1217 5 лет назад

      @@xxbagelnutzxx504 I've always seen that show on Netflix but never watched it

  • @Not_Ciel
    @Not_Ciel 5 лет назад +349

    “You ever seen a whirlpool form in your street?” *cuts to footage*
    I laughed *WAYYYYYY* too hard 😂

    • @ValorGlory
      @ValorGlory 5 лет назад +5

      I want to like but I don't want to ruin the 69... also I have actually seen that happen before, not a good sign...

    • @geto_enthusiast
      @geto_enthusiast 5 лет назад +1

      ValorGlory why’s it not a good sign?

    • @BahiaDoSul
      @BahiaDoSul 5 лет назад +1

      unfortunelly... that's pretty common where I live
      hi, I'm brazilian and I live in despair

  • @TheMissHooligan
    @TheMissHooligan 5 лет назад +250

    Damn.. This shit sucks.. I feel bad for Wade and Molly.. But I love how Mark is going about this to let people know what's up and letting people know how they can help..

    • @infamousplrr
      @infamousplrr 5 лет назад

      r/whoooosh

    • @YoutubeR-zl1le
      @YoutubeR-zl1le 5 лет назад +4

      Miss Hooligan huuuuuuh.....the story is not real....its a joke all of it

    • @iizanevilgenius
      @iizanevilgenius 5 лет назад +6

      Sky Flake I’m pretty sure the story was exaggerated or dramatized, or made to have added comedic stuff within a sketch, but I’m also pretty sure Wade actually DID or DOES have water issues at his house, I think he talked about it on one or multiple livestreams.. Think of this series as a joke re-creation of an actual story.

    • @infamousplrr
      @infamousplrr 5 лет назад

      Fenris Elvish someone burned a pan at my restaurant, writing a story about how my restaurant burning down and opening a gateway to hell. Do you realize how stupid you sound, of course he can take inspiration from wades pipe braking, but there isn’t a ghost who wants tacos buddy

  • @amittesukku
    @amittesukku 4 года назад +34

    Mark's reenactments absolutely kill the tiniest bit of horror that manages to find its way in and I live for it.

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 3 года назад +2

      Yeah i don’t think it’s supposed to be horror

  • @NiZhiQiang
    @NiZhiQiang 5 лет назад +750

    The funny thing about this is...
    Like Mark said, this is a true story.
    Wade talked about this in one of their livestreams.

    • @papermarioflapo11
      @papermarioflapo11 5 лет назад +60

      Right? When I was watching chapter 1 I was sitting there thinking "this is real"

    • @jonathantao6388
      @jonathantao6388 5 лет назад +94

      When I watched chp.1 I was 99.99% sure this is real because wade is pretty much just explaining his water problem experience at home is you cut out the dramatic editing. Plus all the stuff around the house screams "real" water problems. Hope that gets fixed, leaking water is a big problem. MOLD! O_O

    • @Alyssa-mv7db
      @Alyssa-mv7db 5 лет назад +19

      so is that red/pink water real or fake -

    • @svinfot1009
      @svinfot1009 5 лет назад +11

      @@grummanschumann6475 could be but it can also be Serratia marcescens

    • @BotForce
      @BotForce 5 лет назад +28

      @@grummanschumann6475 It's BLOOD

  • @voices7032
    @voices7032 5 лет назад +835

    I feel like if they ever remake Willy Wonka again, Markiplier would fit that bill perfectly.

  • @smleeish
    @smleeish 5 лет назад +101

    Wade, begging the spirits: What will it take for you to leave?
    Ouija board: T A C O S ... 4

    • @dwarftastic1151
      @dwarftastic1151 5 лет назад +2

      A N D A L S O P I Z Z A . . . N O P I N E A P P L E P I Z Z A

  • @CthulhuianBunny
    @CthulhuianBunny 5 лет назад +149

    I think Mark's reenactments are my favorite parts of this! XD

    • @Uhhm123
      @Uhhm123 5 лет назад

      @CthulhuianBunny Yea same

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 4 года назад

      Welp...maybe it needs more MUD! 😁😁😁

    • @miketrapper0464
      @miketrapper0464 3 года назад +1

      @@harrambou9468 see I told you there would be a valve here!!!

  • @inspiringduck4580
    @inspiringduck4580 5 лет назад +1600

    Let me just say one thing...Mark didn’t have to stunt so hard in that outfit

  • @lycosanimations2970
    @lycosanimations2970 5 лет назад +314

    It’s the ghost of Wades hair come back to haunt him.

    • @izzyt1626
      @izzyt1626 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂 You didn't have to drag him like that. 😂😂😂😂

    • @jacobg.406
      @jacobg.406 5 лет назад

      lol

    • @6677kata
      @6677kata 5 лет назад +1

      that comment really caught me off guard ahahahhahahaa

  • @anuraags4532
    @anuraags4532 5 лет назад +95

    Stan the Water man be like
    This house is dehydrated.
    Bet that's what happened.

  • @arthurcarnegie9144
    @arthurcarnegie9144 3 года назад +27

    A couple years later, after listening to the food episode on the Distractible podcast, I think it’s extra funny that the board says Tacos because Wade doesn’t like them.

  • @curleyqreviews9793
    @curleyqreviews9793 5 лет назад +63

    Ghost spells out Tacos.
    Wade: I would have bought you tacos.
    Ghost of Toilet: No! No more tacos. That's what got me in this mess.

  • @LivingBetweenPaychecks
    @LivingBetweenPaychecks 5 лет назад +180

    The crooked man haunts dreams, but the crooked pipe haunts wade.

  • @user-kd2dw5ci4s
    @user-kd2dw5ci4s 5 лет назад +488

    The human body is 70% water. Blood is water. Mark is 70% demon.

  • @Jay-Gruener
    @Jay-Gruener 4 года назад +36

    I love how Mark is like a passive aggressive eco friendly medium

  • @justachillguy197
    @justachillguy197 5 лет назад +953

    Quickly call Stan the water man
    Edit: thanks for the likes

  • @JaredTSM
    @JaredTSM 5 лет назад +475

    Is it just me or does Mark look like a deranged art critic now lmao

    • @kninenights
      @kninenights 5 лет назад +10

      Chrxme he looks deranged about 80% of the time. He just added a turtleneck and round glasses to make it an art critic look. But you’re right.

    • @mrlonely5835
      @mrlonely5835 5 лет назад +1

      What do you mean 'look like' 🙃

    • @geminicattheinsomniac8408
      @geminicattheinsomniac8408 5 лет назад +2

      His outfit reminds me of the food critic from Ratatouille

    • @kninenights
      @kninenights 5 лет назад +2

      GeminiCat The Insomniac holy frick you’re right

    • @Megalomaniakaal
      @Megalomaniakaal 5 лет назад +1

      Every art critic ever.

  • @Logo1770
    @Logo1770 5 лет назад +118

    This is slowly becoming a comedy series and I love that

  • @shubashubashubas
    @shubashubashubas 5 лет назад +67

    Wade: "Yeah, the toilet was dripping"
    Mark: *_s p i r i t_*

  • @lydiaallen7503
    @lydiaallen7503 5 лет назад +1742

    I love how everyone is making jokes, but what the heck is actually wrong with his house?!

    • @HudsonGTV
      @HudsonGTV 5 лет назад +323

      The issue is clearly bLoOd

    • @paolahowell9696
      @paolahowell9696 5 лет назад +95

      Water, duh.

    • @HexIsme
      @HexIsme 5 лет назад +166

      No lie, I would probably hurt myself laughing if Wade had Amy Allan come by and she was like YEP ITS A PISSED OFF WATER ELEMENTAL all 110% serious

    • @eliv7328
      @eliv7328 5 лет назад +129

      Pipe plumbing and pipe issues but none of the people he got were competent enough to fix it

    • @SleepySuga
      @SleepySuga 5 лет назад +24

      Lydia Allen I’m confused is this like a real life story?

  • @Moon_Jam08
    @Moon_Jam08 5 лет назад +190

    I'm sorry but Mark's whole style in this vid reminds me of a sassy Korean fashion designer I saw on T.V. once

    • @bstmeg5237
      @bstmeg5237 5 лет назад

      Vern? That's random but whatever

    • @mercurymist9240
      @mercurymist9240 5 лет назад

      Aldrich Luna haha that’s awesome 👏🏻

    • @christiancolasito8266
      @christiancolasito8266 5 лет назад +4

      Well, he is half korean...

    • @DaturaVespertine
      @DaturaVespertine 5 лет назад +2

      I was getting douchey vibes from Mark's outfits in this series. But I suppose at least he gives off douchey vibes while being eco-conscious.

    • @aiden3627
      @aiden3627 5 лет назад

      I think is suit is very nice 👍🏻 and yes quite flamboyant but nice

  • @marquis911
    @marquis911 5 лет назад +291

    I got an idea! Markiplier Makes:
    Homemade Halloween Costumes!

  • @Earth-To-Zan
    @Earth-To-Zan 5 лет назад +119

    *me watching this* my brain: "who you gonna call?" "GHOST BUSTERS!"

    • @Rainbowgunsh
      @Rainbowgunsh 5 лет назад +1

      That's what i thought when they talked about pink water from the first ghost busters

    • @bendythelildemon2415
      @bendythelildemon2415 4 года назад +2

      When your house is pouring water out of everywhere, who ya gonna call?
      *Markiplier*

  • @ralphmacsavage
    @ralphmacsavage 5 лет назад +131

    Bless you Wade.
    May the power of a fantastically designed T-shirt lead you to salvation

  • @bradjones7491
    @bradjones7491 5 лет назад +44

    this has higher production value that 90% of syfy's tv shows, and I love it.

  • @onlyjayking6158
    @onlyjayking6158 5 лет назад +226

    Throw the whole damn house away.

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah, that would stop the blood

    • @lolhi8609
      @lolhi8609 5 лет назад +4

      Good point...

  • @PartyPlannerPreston
    @PartyPlannerPreston 5 лет назад +28

    Can we just admire Wade’s acting? It’s amazing

  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 5 лет назад +223

    I've been in a live chat for like an hour just saying w a t e r. I think I joined a cult and I'm okay with this.

    • @Karaticat
      @Karaticat 5 лет назад +1

      Luv ur vids dude keep it up :D

    • @justacat8045
      @justacat8045 5 лет назад +8

      Water you taking about?

    • @fangirl2840
      @fangirl2840 5 лет назад +3

      New favourite person

    • @Pecangaming
      @Pecangaming 5 лет назад +5

      @@fangirl2840 And you're all my favorite people too

    • @fangirl2840
      @fangirl2840 5 лет назад

      Pecan we are each other’s favourite people

  • @Comeck42
    @Comeck42 5 лет назад +915

    This is pretty cool, I love it when mark does these kind of things.

  • @chadbrockfan332
    @chadbrockfan332 5 лет назад +327

    Anyone else think all of wades problems could ve solved with flex seal?

    • @AlaskanBookwyrm
      @AlaskanBookwyrm 5 лет назад +17

      Plot twist where Phil Swift hires the poltergeist for his next infomercial.

    • @Idcitzbri
      @Idcitzbri 5 лет назад +8

      Plot twist, this is going to be a flex tape/seal commercial

    • @TheBuster0926
      @TheBuster0926 5 лет назад +3

      God i hope so

    • @TheCopyKing
      @TheCopyKing 5 лет назад +2

      I cut this house in half

    • @dwilcox1979
      @dwilcox1979 5 лет назад +2

      "that's a lot of damage!"

  • @veritydoyle7886
    @veritydoyle7886 2 года назад +8

    5:12 I absolutely love the way Mark exits this scene

  • @Official_BattleFire
    @Official_BattleFire 5 лет назад +491

    Don't you hate it when a whirlpool forms in your streets

    • @tiffanymauer5798
      @tiffanymauer5798 5 лет назад +5

      Yes lol.

    • @itz_jaybee
      @itz_jaybee 5 лет назад +2

      Dont you hate it when acid rains, i feel like whenever the rain touches me, i feel like a hole is forming on me 🤔 someone tell me what that is

    • @wiss256
      @wiss256 5 лет назад

      I think I would find it satisfying

    • @Blueflag04
      @Blueflag04 5 лет назад +1

      I know that feeling

    • @Official_BattleFire
      @Official_BattleFire 5 лет назад +3

      @@itz_jaybee I think you're turning into spongebob

  • @NickDaGamer1998
    @NickDaGamer1998 5 лет назад +341

    Seriously, how does one couple have this much bad luck with plumbing in a house?

  • @franciscogarza5979
    @franciscogarza5979 5 лет назад +272

    Why is this giving me nightmares, it is just a story about plumbing problems.

    • @ribbonfly
      @ribbonfly 5 лет назад +17

      It is very real and could happen to anyone.

    • @ovenknees4410
      @ovenknees4410 5 лет назад +7

      Really good editing can make things scary

    • @dragonnx2843
      @dragonnx2843 5 лет назад +1

      Or is it something bigger? 🤔😨😈

    • @bangtanlove6811
      @bangtanlove6811 5 лет назад +2

      That's a prove of Mark's great editing, acting and directing

  • @Noxxi998
    @Noxxi998 5 лет назад +47

    Wade: Water
    Mark: Blood
    Wade: Water
    Mark: It's blood

  • @JaredTSM
    @JaredTSM 5 лет назад +171

    Nobody:
    Mark: KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE OUIJA (OOH EYE JAH).

  • @Mike-mf6pc
    @Mike-mf6pc 5 лет назад +448

    i wanna see matpat break this down and find a deep message or something

    • @witchcrafthall1293
      @witchcrafthall1293 5 лет назад +6

      Same

    • @itsTigereye
      @itsTigereye 5 лет назад +23

      @Vox Populi yikes. matpat's a great person.

    • @SuperPlushBasket
      @SuperPlushBasket 5 лет назад +13

      Here's the thing, Mark is already suggesting that the house itself is alive by pointing out the "vain" in the wall that he asked Wade to check for a pulse with. If he's suggesting that Wade's house is alive then does that tie into Who Killed Markiplier?

    • @kninenights
      @kninenights 5 лет назад +3

      Mike Platonov tbh, I really do too. I think he’d come to a really wild, weird conclusion for this kind of video, but I really wanna see it.

    • @sintheusurper9088
      @sintheusurper9088 5 лет назад +1

      The shirt hes trying to sell has upside down triangles!

  • @pawodox
    @pawodox 5 лет назад +184

    Nobody:
    Literally Nobody:
    Markiplier: SOMETHING STRANGE HAS HAPPENED HERE

    • @stakfallt2040
      @stakfallt2040 5 лет назад

      @SamPlayzGames then it's a damn good thing they called Mark in to get to the bottom of it hehe

    • @farraharmstrong3399
      @farraharmstrong3399 5 лет назад +3

      Nobody:
      Absaloutley nobody:
      Something wierd happens
      Markiplier:G H O S T S

    • @Phoebe5448
      @Phoebe5448 5 лет назад +2

      Nobody:
      Not A Single Person:
      Mundane Situation
      Mark: B L O O D

  • @maddlabs2148
    @maddlabs2148 5 лет назад +41

    “If all you wanted was some tacos I would’ve bought some” -Wade

    • @thisisacomment2584
      @thisisacomment2584 4 года назад

      Nope I need free TACOS
      O shit got to run
      O on I in jail