3 SCARY GAMES #63

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 3 года назад +6839

    Anything: *Exists*
    Mark: “Lixian it looks just like you!”

    • @boingo696
      @boingo696 3 года назад +59

      Mark: "Lixian, Gabriela looks just like you!
      No?
      There's no resemblance?
      Okay."

    • @MuchHappyWolf
      @MuchHappyWolf 3 года назад +20

      Because he's beautiful anyway he is!

    • @vix3l_l
      @vix3l_l 3 года назад +22

      @qcMx 0 Stop spamming nerd.

    • @heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382
      @heckicusdoomicuswizardus1382 3 года назад +10

      marks' version of "look tomar it's you"

    • @thiccandridicc
      @thiccandridicc 3 года назад +2

      Examples where

  • @ethanjackson1265
    @ethanjackson1265 3 года назад +2735

    "Go check the larder... We mustn't tarry, he may get cross."
    Jesus this game is terrifying. It takes place in England.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 3 года назад +11

      @F**ĆK МЕ - RITA ! crazy gibberish!

    • @mothsodyssey
      @mothsodyssey 3 года назад +142

      Ah yes,, the most terrifying place to be. *England.**

    • @sontalks
      @sontalks 3 года назад +37

      @LUCAS SILBERT luk at dhe laada m8

    • @trainman2226
      @trainman2226 3 года назад +40

      oh god anywhere but England even Brazil is better

    • @robocrusader470
      @robocrusader470 3 года назад +1

      Hello fellow crusder.

  • @DuskyWraithN60
    @DuskyWraithN60 3 года назад +4157

    Damn... Lixian really outdid himself on this one, kinda forgot that the sounds effects weren't in game for a majority of this since they fit so well. Plus the outro was neato...and the scissors-in-hand-Lixian was weirdly adorable given the context.

    • @dreeg1896
      @dreeg1896 3 года назад +48

      “This was A Heist With Markiplier 4”

    • @LixianTV
      @LixianTV 3 года назад +380

    • @dreeg1896
      @dreeg1896 3 года назад +34

      Oh Dang it’s him.

    • @xaphobiamoon
      @xaphobiamoon 3 года назад +10

      Oh hECC

    • @eaglefan2569
      @eaglefan2569 3 года назад +36

      @@LixianTV The legend himself! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @cyvenfx7271
    @cyvenfx7271 3 года назад +4321

    Tentacles: **rapidly moving closer**
    Mark: “Wait let me get a closer look-“

    • @nicomoist5336
      @nicomoist5336 3 года назад +91

      He is a scientist from the SCP foundation

    • @JesterEnthusiast
      @JesterEnthusiast 3 года назад +14

      I like the heart next to your name :3

    • @AshWolfe
      @AshWolfe 3 года назад +9

      @@JesterEnthusiast I want it lmaoo

    • @phxtograph_r
      @phxtograph_r 3 года назад +6

      @@nicomoist5336 I think this is a containment breach , shall we call dr. bright ?

    • @jaadn6197
      @jaadn6197 3 года назад +3

      @@xXSakuraTearsXx I *KNEW* you were going to say that

  • @mcrfreak6900
    @mcrfreak6900 3 года назад +3131

    “Is someone doing gymnastics over there???”
    *ethan in the other room*

  • @amieljohnlibutque1132
    @amieljohnlibutque1132 3 года назад +1950

    Markiplier to Lixian:
    *Ya'know, just record yourself shivering*
    Lixian: *Mhughguuughughuhgh*

  • @frogsplusdogs2271
    @frogsplusdogs2271 3 года назад +3074

    Markiplier: says the words “fidget spinner”
    RUclips algorithm: This changes... *everything*

    • @byebye9455
      @byebye9455 3 года назад +13

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ gtfo

    • @wilsonroo
      @wilsonroo 3 года назад +28

      My brain: **sees this comment**
      Also my brain: *FIDGET SPINNER IS TWO WORDS*

    • @blondeuchiha8195
      @blondeuchiha8195 3 года назад

      @@wilsonroo your brain is slow 💀🤣

    • @IB21066
      @IB21066 3 года назад +4

      I don't get it?

    • @GoingPlacesWithJenny
      @GoingPlacesWithJenny 3 года назад +9

      How does this always happen to me I look at comments like one this and read the quote at the same time mark says it in the video

  • @Mattitude82
    @Mattitude82 3 года назад +2956

    "Why is the air.... snowing upwards?"
    - Markiplier 2021

    • @Spectre2409
      @Spectre2409 3 года назад +9

      exactly...

    • @xamuraii1026
      @xamuraii1026 3 года назад +16

      Its 2021 doe

    • @AutumnE
      @AutumnE 3 года назад +7

      It’s 2021 😂😂

    • @angelssluv
      @angelssluv 3 года назад +1

      I get it. I forget the year sometimes.

    • @Mattitude82
      @Mattitude82 3 года назад +2

      @@angelssluv I am surprised I just noticed that this was made in 2021 6 months later-

  • @BeccaBooGames
    @BeccaBooGames 3 года назад +913

    Mark is a funny guy, but Lixian really adds the chef's kiss factor to his videos. That recorded shudder was hilarious.

  • @MiSHy1121
    @MiSHy1121 3 года назад +2159

    “Tumbling? Is someone doing gymnastics over there?”
    It’s probably just Eef.

    • @AhmadSattout97
      @AhmadSattout97 3 года назад +13

      I mean, he did say the best was used recently, but no one said how they used it...

    • @cassandraxo28
      @cassandraxo28 3 года назад +40

      The gongoozler

    • @hartfxltt
      @hartfxltt 3 года назад +1

      I was the 1k like :D

    • @Khanical
      @Khanical 3 года назад +4

      Probably yeekachu as well. Doing cartwheels.

  • @lilyreid1305
    @lilyreid1305 3 года назад +7587

    Yo- the fact that Lixian added sound to the whole third game is freaking incredible

    • @brankin421
      @brankin421 3 года назад +38

      @@uskir wtf man, it was a nice sentiment.

    • @cowabanger
      @cowabanger 3 года назад +225

      @@brankin421 he was talking to a bot, the reply was already removed tho

    • @brankin421
      @brankin421 3 года назад +66

      @@cowabanger oh... Should probably delete all the evidence then.

    • @BadAtWarThunder2006
      @BadAtWarThunder2006 3 года назад +128

      Lixian is incredible

    • @Founderschannel123
      @Founderschannel123 3 года назад +33

      I freaking hate bots

  • @Whipo0
    @Whipo0 3 года назад +622

    when a 41 and a half minute video only takes 13 minutes to get through the first 2 games, you know the third one's gonna be a freakin' ride.

  • @that_pan_chick8650
    @that_pan_chick8650 3 года назад +894

    I love how mark literally talks to the air while recording because he knows Lixian will do whatever he wants

    • @IianaDRK
      @IianaDRK 3 года назад +49

      Theyre such a good pair and compliment each other so well

    • @rageflame7707
      @rageflame7707 3 года назад +10

      I think about that almost every time I watch his videos and it’s amazing

    • @summersjustice
      @summersjustice 3 года назад +8

      Right honestly but that’s what makes it funny and we all love it so he keeps doing it

    • @BoltMoonSteven
      @BoltMoonSteven 3 года назад +5

      They need a sitcom RUclips series about a man and his animated friend

    • @mvee995
      @mvee995 3 года назад

      420 Likes Whoop Whoop

  • @ssiddiee
    @ssiddiee 3 года назад +2295

    mark when he plays any scary game:
    "oh I don't like that. I don't like that at all."

  • @ORGANPARTY
    @ORGANPARTY 3 года назад +6150

    Mark: “Okay you can cut the attitude mOm”
    Momiplier somewhere: I feel, *a disturbance*

    • @munchi674
      @munchi674 3 года назад +77

      This comment is underrated 💀

    • @paragonquille7292
      @paragonquille7292 3 года назад +23

      @DreamboiRen hey nice profile picture

    • @paragonquille7292
      @paragonquille7292 3 года назад +15

      I seem to have failed to make a proper @. RUclips comments are kinda weird sometimes

    • @paragonquille7292
      @paragonquille7292 3 года назад +16

      @@Iuffycs thanks, it was made by my girlfriend. I can give you some information on how to see some more of the art they make if you'd like, but, sadly, they don't put much of it up on the internet, even if they do, it's usually through me

    • @paragonquille7292
      @paragonquille7292 3 года назад +10

      @@Iuffycs why thank you! It's actually one of the few pictures we have of us together that was edited in ProCreate. We have only seen each other like five times since lockdown first started, but we are doing our best to stay happy and such. Hope you are doing great as well, and sorry if I'm a bit too talkative

  • @pandasplayhouse9143
    @pandasplayhouse9143 3 года назад +3137

    Mothers little helper, explained?
    In game, when we do things for mother, she says things like, "he might get cross" and, "don't leave me alone with him" referring to the father. This leads me to believe that the father is abusive, and killed the mother. I think this for 4 reasons. One, she won't look us in the eye, maybe she feels as though she failed us, by leaving us alone with him. Two, she gets progressively creepier, and starts to reveal her true nature. Three, she never does anything, instead, instructs us. Four, she tells us to put bleach in the food, killing our father, and possibly his friends. Maybe she does this to get revenge for killing her, and to set us, her child, free. But that's just a theory, a GAME THEORY!

    • @RalseiSmokerOfBlunts
      @RalseiSmokerOfBlunts 3 года назад +89

      But can you explain why she says go get the meat I hid

    • @pandasplayhouse9143
      @pandasplayhouse9143 3 года назад +68

      @@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts maybe the meat is... I don't know, any theories? Lol!

    • @theravenstag804
      @theravenstag804 3 года назад +48

      @@pandasplayhouse9143 Its Soylent Green!!

    • @noah.8534
      @noah.8534 3 года назад +258

      dont think mom's dead, i think it's just a game about a mother and child poisoning and killing their abusive father/husband.

    • @jacksonfairfax6351
      @jacksonfairfax6351 3 года назад +27

      tHaNkS fOr WaTcHiNg!¡!

  • @ExOStellaric
    @ExOStellaric 3 года назад +14378

    welcome back to mark bullying lixian/lixian bullying mark/lixian and mark sharing the same braincells

    • @sebb6185
      @sebb6185 3 года назад +14

      Hello cloudneal, I'm a fan ^^

    • @machaela2650
      @machaela2650 3 года назад +39

      @ what lmao

    • @plonker007
      @plonker007 3 года назад +8

      What is your profile pic of?

    • @thisguysboss8976
      @thisguysboss8976 3 года назад +35

      How do they split three braincells evenly

    • @codrindumitrescu
      @codrindumitrescu 3 года назад +10

      Don't insult lixian like that

  • @EverlastingEclipse
    @EverlastingEclipse 3 года назад +976

    I love how Lixian is just
    always willing to throw in the random stupid things Mark requests XD
    because he always gets mark back anyways

    • @CaydeSmax
      @CaydeSmax 3 года назад +18

      LUNKY . .. . LUNKY . . . .

    • @finneganwhitehurst385
      @finneganwhitehurst385 3 года назад +16

      n o n e. stop begging

    • @crimson2188
      @crimson2188 3 года назад

      The narrator: marked for death

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 3 года назад

      Mark:Lixian, did you start that time lapse yet?
      Lixian: You bet, boss. >=)

    • @AlchemillaRed
      @AlchemillaRed 3 года назад +1

      @qcMx BEGONE BOT

  • @benwardenburg3819
    @benwardenburg3819 3 года назад +596

    “Don’t cry grumpies!” Was so wholesome to me

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 3 года назад

      The game grumps sucking is no reason to cry, he is right.

    • @This-jy6wn
      @This-jy6wn 3 года назад +1

      That teddy bear has been in many mobile games.

  • @VILLAINOFYOURDREAMS
    @VILLAINOFYOURDREAMS 3 года назад +2897

    Guys, Lixian Works EXTREMELY HARD. He edits these vids so perfectly and makes them even moe funnier. notice at 11:36 Lixian Supressed Mark's scream so that it doesn't disturb the jumpscare sound

    • @chrisslove2574
      @chrisslove2574 3 года назад +252

      Lixian is probably one of the best video editors here on RUclips!

    • @khakishark
      @khakishark 3 года назад +41

      Why did i press that timestamp

    • @codysmith3531
      @codysmith3531 3 года назад +33

      And he made music and noises for the entire last game

    • @TheMouseRanReverse
      @TheMouseRanReverse 2 года назад +19

      Ok ngl, if you didn't point out that timestamp I would still never have known despite countless views of this.

    • @VILLAINOFYOURDREAMS
      @VILLAINOFYOURDREAMS 2 года назад +1

      @@TheMouseRanReverse i am so disappointed in you.

  • @shei8296
    @shei8296 3 года назад +1196

    it’s the sudden “WHOOM…d a d d y” at the end that killed me

  • @sketchylittlethings-7423
    @sketchylittlethings-7423 3 года назад +1581

    Ma: Casually asks Mark to put bleach into dads dinner and poison him
    Mark: “OK MA!”

    • @WhoTookMyMirr
      @WhoTookMyMirr 3 года назад +125

      She didn't poison the dad. That's a restaurant. Her husband, probably the owner, killed her, and her ghost manipulated their child into helping her get her revenge. By poisoning the entire dining room.
      EDIT: My mistake, it's a home and it was likely the dad + his dinner guests that were poisoned.

    • @daybreak4103
      @daybreak4103 3 года назад +29

      No wonder there are blood flying everywhere

    • @thevoicelessone5447
      @thevoicelessone5447 3 года назад +24

      Pretty much what I thought, just not the restaurant thing. Took it for exactly what was said, which was the father had friends over.

    • @WhoTookMyMirr
      @WhoTookMyMirr 3 года назад +12

      @@thevoicelessone5447 most normal homes don't have an "order up" window.

    • @thevoicelessone5447
      @thevoicelessone5447 3 года назад +32

      @@WhoTookMyMirr quite a few houses have one, actually. Mine does. Forgot what the actual term for it is, but it's a half wall between the dining area and the kitchen. Some people put little doors in it too. Makes it so that people stay out of the kitchen while cooking and they can get to their plate faster. Especially useful when there's a gathering, or a holiday the family get together on

  • @low_poly_kat
    @low_poly_kat 3 года назад +804

    Mark: **sees any animated face**
    "Hey, that looks like Lixian!"

    • @Quilldax
      @Quilldax 3 года назад +14

      Are you implying that lunky and lixian fused?

    • @datsmia1179
      @datsmia1179 3 года назад +4

      Lixian*

    • @xodiser8556
      @xodiser8556 3 года назад +2

      @@Quilldax I think he means that Markiplier said Lixians name wrong many times

    • @benfletcher8100
      @benfletcher8100 3 года назад +2

      @@Quilldax Lunxyan

    • @Founderschannel123
      @Founderschannel123 3 года назад

      Lol that's what I really expected when he sees a animated face

  • @adams4332
    @adams4332 3 года назад +357

    Lixian, you are a sound design GOD. I was like “dayum, this game has some awesome audio!” Until I realized it was all you. Friggin AWESOME.
    Also, totally loved the games you’ve made on your channel, you go, Lixian!

  • @thishandlewastaken1
    @thishandlewastaken1 3 года назад +1103

    "Is someone doing gymnastics in there??!!"
    IT'S EEF

    • @motifity3416
      @motifity3416 3 года назад +30

      *erratically backflips*

    • @bengamr9377
      @bengamr9377 3 года назад +12

      Do a flip

    • @fin5657
      @fin5657 3 года назад +8

      d o a b a c k f l i p

    • @suited7048
      @suited7048 3 года назад +4

      [Deleted channel]

    • @Quilldax
      @Quilldax 3 года назад +5

      Love how there is no record left on the internet indicating when and why fans began calling Ethan, EEF

  • @s-ata-n
    @s-ata-n 3 года назад +325

    I love how lixian made the whole sound effect in "Veiled" like there are real game sound effect.

    • @carlrygwelski586
      @carlrygwelski586 3 года назад

      Lixian is for bads

    • @DayKT401
      @DayKT401 3 года назад +11

      Its great how much effort he puts in!

  • @Igniz99
    @Igniz99 3 года назад +592

    Video: Starts changing between Marks
    Me: "Ah shit... here we go again"

    • @harrystone3527
      @harrystone3527 3 года назад +10

      Again?

    • @jackcroftheripper
      @jackcroftheripper 3 года назад +2

      AGAIN?

    • @spyryal
      @spyryal 3 года назад +15

      @@harrystone3527 In the outro there's one Mark mentioning the Heist. There's a Heist 2 in the works. idk if that's what Ivan meant, though.

    • @olapsenaskiene4706
      @olapsenaskiene4706 3 года назад +2

      AAAGGGAAAIIIIINNN?

    • @shatteredreality_513
      @shatteredreality_513 3 года назад +11

      @@spyryal Both that, and the fact that there was a _shirt change_ in today's video.
      Also, in yesterday's "3 Peens in a Podcast" stream, Lunky appeared again! Something's definitely up.

  • @EmilySpiritExT
    @EmilySpiritExT 3 года назад +780

    I'm not sure, but Black Eyes game was probably inspired by the Black Eyed Children who are creatures that look like human kids but instead of normal eyes their eyes are completely black. And I heard it's dangerous to let them into your home.

    • @lillilylay4797
      @lillilylay4797 3 года назад +18

      Like adventure time?

    • @luciferswaltz
      @luciferswaltz 3 года назад +73

      @@lillilylay4797 nope , like the actual legend folklore thing on black eyed children , just look it up

    • @lifeisapain2284
      @lifeisapain2284 3 года назад +23

      Yeah! That's what I thought when it said that 2 children went missing, the Black Eyed Children are actually pretty interesting

    • @shokann
      @shokann 3 года назад +21

      I think it was inspired by the Black eyed Peas idk

    • @imnotsupposedtobehere2692
      @imnotsupposedtobehere2692 3 года назад +41

      If I see a child with completely blacked out eyes, why in the fuck would I let one into my house? That sounds like you’re just INVITING tragedy.

  • @leahsmith6573
    @leahsmith6573 3 года назад +1056

    41:03 “This has been” “A Heist with Markiplier” “Four” *Mark, don’t do this to me.*

    • @candygirls3334
      @candygirls3334 3 года назад +54

      When he said that it took a minute for my brain to register what he even said and then my face went 😳

    • @jesuskobesbaby183
      @jesuskobesbaby183 3 года назад +27

      It took so long... AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE SECRET ENDING

    • @jostauber8620
      @jostauber8620 3 года назад +15

      I don't get it:(

    • @sarawael8993
      @sarawael8993 3 года назад +10

      @@jostauber8620 lmao when u find out tell me

    • @rend3ring
      @rend3ring 3 года назад +8

      I went back to find the 4th ending, Friends 4 Unlife... But honestly I don't get it? I mean Eef and Tyler were in that ending.. Maybe it has to do with the "Mark isn't real" week where he went to go write some stuff??

  • @zephyrzerorium9981
    @zephyrzerorium9981 3 года назад +621

    When Mark is lonely on his own jokes:
    Mark: Lixian?

  • @adaparviainen
    @adaparviainen 3 года назад +1336

    Mark: Did I scare you?
    * black screen pops up and I see myself *
    Me: *oH jEsUs*

    • @somedudenameddawn5331
      @somedudenameddawn5331 3 года назад +23

      Relatable

    • @viaorb3364
      @viaorb3364 3 года назад +3

      @@dixienourmous8156 yep

    • @redox_reaction_phox
      @redox_reaction_phox 3 года назад +1

      same bro, same

    • @shoto._.1969
      @shoto._.1969 3 года назад +2

      XD also didn’t know flattykawa watched markiplier 🤷‍♀️😌😅

    • @mscocopopz
      @mscocopopz 3 года назад +7

      Am I the only one who said “Oh Jesus” in sykunno’s voice in my head? Lol

  • @BlissfullyEvil
    @BlissfullyEvil 3 года назад +1520

    Let’s just appreciate the legend which is Lixian.

    • @Cybrbuid
      @Cybrbuid 3 года назад +22

      LIXIAN IS THE BEST- i thnk he makes marks videos 100× better

    • @turbokitten3426
      @turbokitten3426 3 года назад +12

      Lixian is a God

    • @demonio3673
      @demonio3673 3 года назад +7

      You’re the only other person I’ve seen with this name

    • @BlissfullyEvil
      @BlissfullyEvil 3 года назад +2

      @@carlydd Hot dang! You too bro!

    • @DCTR_DD
      @DCTR_DD 3 года назад

      Eae Demonho

  • @frog12390
    @frog12390 3 года назад +2139

    he just completely glosses over the fact that the last ingredient is bleach

    • @00spaceissocool00
      @00spaceissocool00 3 года назад +42

      Omg I did too

    • @randomaccount8020
      @randomaccount8020 3 года назад +125

      The mother tried to poison someone, most likely the father

    • @codex_jinora
      @codex_jinora 3 года назад +188

      Yep. Mother tried to poison the father bc the father is abusive.

    • @tzukaza
      @tzukaza 3 года назад +160

      @@codex_jinora i think the mother is dead since she does nothing but give instructions and this is like a revenge from the grave

    • @theboogeyman2590
      @theboogeyman2590 3 года назад +253

      @@tzukaza the abusive father killed the mother a ling time ago. The child has been having hallucinations of his mother ever since her funeral, not accepting the fact that his mother had died.
      Today, his friends came over and the father wanted the child to make a meal for him and his friends, threatening the child with visions of his mother’s blood, even though he didn’t have any.
      This snapped something in the child. They went to work, like a good kid would do, all the while with his mother accompanying them, giving them directions, helping them out.
      His subconscious so desperately wanted to kill his father, and that caused the hallucination of the mother to direct the child to pick up the bleach as the imaginary blood ran wild around the room.
      The child listened from the kitchen in silence as the father ate the soup.
      Probs not canon, but I felt like writing a bit of horror.

  • @savedname9959
    @savedname9959 3 года назад +2627

    "Ma, your worms are...loose"
    -markiplier 2021

    • @TheRottenCorpseMan
      @TheRottenCorpseMan 3 года назад +17

      Ma: god damn it not again

    • @savedname9959
      @savedname9959 3 года назад +9

      @@TheRottenCorpseMan "gotta keep those private!" Lol

    • @TheRottenCorpseMan
      @TheRottenCorpseMan 3 года назад +5

      @@savedname9959 ma stop showing me ur worms. I gotten enough therapy because of them xD

    • @savedname9959
      @savedname9959 3 года назад +3

      @@TheRottenCorpseMan plot twist she doesnt control the worms, they control her, haha.

    • @TheRottenCorpseMan
      @TheRottenCorpseMan 3 года назад +2

      @@savedname9959 oh shit

  • @CAMELOT331
    @CAMELOT331 3 года назад +12891

    These thumbnails are getting scarier than the games lort.

    • @jakthesac5175
      @jakthesac5175 3 года назад +134

      Agree. This one is particularly cursed.

    • @spirit4440
      @spirit4440 3 года назад +90

      All it take to get clout and likes is one tick with ur name as a (verified) youtuber and a shitty comment

    • @cottonwolfuu
      @cottonwolfuu 3 года назад +17

      @Ì Àm ČhřïşPP 32 bro s t o p

    • @Squiddler2003
      @Squiddler2003 3 года назад +83

      Lort

    • @redlophix5670
      @redlophix5670 3 года назад +25

      Well Lixian is having his fun I guess, so

  • @SerjShower
    @SerjShower 3 года назад +301

    “I guess I wasn’t fast enough” mate, you stood there and just stared at it

  • @TheLegend-jc4jw
    @TheLegend-jc4jw 3 года назад +344

    I love how he acts when it gets scary. It’s honestly hysterical

  • @calebfritzler9680
    @calebfritzler9680 3 года назад +323

    Mark: *can't remember a game* "Lixian!"
    Lixian: "Damn these constraints which bar present me from breaking into the past to assist you so that you won't make yourself look foolish in front of your future audience!"
    Also Mark: *remembers game, loudly*
    Lixian: *almost goes deaf*

  • @calebhain4925
    @calebhain4925 3 года назад +870

    "The lesson here is that there isn't nothing quite like a home cooked meal made by family."

    • @SelkeMusic
      @SelkeMusic 3 года назад +15

      Yup we watched the same video

    • @IndigoStorm27
      @IndigoStorm27 3 года назад +9

      Or made OF family.

    • @spinyfurball7578
      @spinyfurball7578 3 года назад

      @@SelkeMusic can it

    • @ladyariez03
      @ladyariez03 3 года назад +5

      *gargling and choking sounds ensue in the background*

    • @Joyful_StaR
      @Joyful_StaR 3 года назад +3

      Everyone loves mom's fish and bleach soup 🍲

  • @mayleebacon1837
    @mayleebacon1837 3 года назад +214

    I was so touched by the daddy scene and I immediately forgot about the sadness when mark said 40:20

  • @kushnovice
    @kushnovice 3 года назад +526

    “Is this a race car bed? Oh, no its even better, its a boat bed!” - markiplier 2021
    (^^)

    • @cheeseman6833
      @cheeseman6833 3 года назад +4

      this isn't true a car bed is SUPERIOR to a boat bed
      SMH

    • @goomy1
      @goomy1 3 года назад +4

      🎶BOAT DOG BOAT DOG BOAT DOG BOOAATT DOOGG🎶

    • @misschuckito1311
      @misschuckito1311 3 года назад

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ who the heck are you

    • @cheeseman6833
      @cheeseman6833 3 года назад

      @@misschuckito1311 its a bot dont give it attention it only wants ur money

    • @kushnovice
      @kushnovice 3 года назад

      @@cheeseman6833 we all want money dude

  • @thorpery
    @thorpery 3 года назад +305

    Mark posting a 3 scary games literally makes my day.

    • @realrebelrabbit
      @realrebelrabbit 3 года назад +1

      Any day is saved with a three scary games from Mark

    • @PeasAndKnees
      @PeasAndKnees 3 года назад +2

      i was really looking forward to this one :))

    • @naruulagg
      @naruulagg 3 года назад +1

      Couldn't agree more

    • @equisnrolly
      @equisnrolly 3 года назад +1

      It makes my year

    • @psychobunieee6786
      @psychobunieee6786 3 года назад +1

      Same it’s my favorite series he does

  • @tri-wing8446
    @tri-wing8446 3 года назад +476

    I like how in the last game mark was like “why would you do this?” And stuff in the beginning but then around 29:30 he was like come on, stop being a baby.

  • @mumpas-1043
    @mumpas-1043 3 года назад +79

    4:28 when Mark accidentally gives you a shoutout

    • @Cheddarh
      @Cheddarh 3 года назад +7

      Oml if only

    • @chewy1203
      @chewy1203 3 года назад +4

      I feel that way all the time

  • @taylordiamond
    @taylordiamond 3 года назад +436

    Welcome to a heist with Markiplier 2: He breaks in to your home, steals your family photos and tastes absolutely everything.

    • @Bigman-ee5fk
      @Bigman-ee5fk 3 года назад +24

      And gets chased by meat creatures

    • @mhplayer
      @mhplayer 3 года назад +17

      And sees unseen rabbits

    • @Bigman-ee5fk
      @Bigman-ee5fk 3 года назад +5

      @@mhplayer nah that really looked like a rabbit

    • @mhplayer
      @mhplayer 3 года назад +1

      @@Bigman-ee5fk mmmhhh
      Nah it must be fuckerberg hidding in the snow to collect the dna your smell left in the air so they give you soap ads

    • @Bigman-ee5fk
      @Bigman-ee5fk 3 года назад +2

      @@mhplayer the lizard man watches

  • @real.stoney
    @real.stoney 3 года назад +266

    Mark: *Picks up toy helicopter
    Game: So you have chosen... DEATH

  • @spookycowb0y_
    @spookycowb0y_ 3 года назад +245

    *childs hand smacks glass*
    Mark: “ *D A D D Y* “

    • @mlokgerm
      @mlokgerm 3 года назад

      Timestamp?

    • @spookycowb0y_
      @spookycowb0y_ 3 года назад +3

      @@mlokgerm at about around 39:56 :)

    • @MIguel-qt7fi
      @MIguel-qt7fi 3 года назад

      U have the best profile pic
      In the world

    • @MIguel-qt7fi
      @MIguel-qt7fi 3 года назад +1

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ
      No

    • @MIguel-qt7fi
      @MIguel-qt7fi 3 года назад

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ woosh

  • @cyvenfx7271
    @cyvenfx7271 3 года назад +517

    “I don’t remember... The beatings, you know?”
    Everyone: *“...ok Mark.”*

    • @moonlightfalls7805
      @moonlightfalls7805 3 года назад +5

      nice heart lol

    • @chickencurry1033
      @chickencurry1033 3 года назад +31

      @@moonlightfalls7805 it’s the membership badge. It indicates he is above us as a human.

  • @nonexistent4270
    @nonexistent4270 3 года назад +354

    Mark: "I don't think this is the type of time period that would have cassette tapes yet."
    Also Mark a few moments earlier: "Oh, look! A high-tech eye and fingerprint scanner!"

    • @joraevasquez
      @joraevasquez 3 года назад

      Came to say this

    • @neryn-2924
      @neryn-2924 3 года назад +1

      that's.. wrong though? did we watch the same video?

  • @liu_artstudios2530
    @liu_artstudios2530 3 года назад +647

    “This had been a Heist with Markiplier”
    Hold up-

    • @henrydiaz-lopez440
      @henrydiaz-lopez440 3 года назад +34

      There's a secret message in there. You don't think..........sequel????

    • @mickolascage5566
      @mickolascage5566 3 года назад +50

      Oh! I’m pretty sure a while ago he said something about making a Heist 2! I think it might come out this summer but I’m not for sure

    • @jacintaschneider4145
      @jacintaschneider4145 3 года назад +25

      He has talked about planning a new project, thats why he was gone for that week with the rumors when he wasn't real. Im pretty sure its a secret message two, especially with the random numbers tossed in at the end.

    • @Pinonyan
      @Pinonyan 3 года назад +6

      @@jacintaschneider4145 Something to look forward to in 2021😌

    • @Country2013
      @Country2013 3 года назад +1

      @@jacintaschneider4145 where were the numbers?

  • @JG-pp8cc
    @JG-pp8cc 3 года назад +923

    "The lesson here is that there's nothing quite like a home cooked meal made by family."
    Ethan: "That's beautiful Mark."

  • @literallycloud
    @literallycloud 3 года назад +255

    "Veiled" was one of the longest games he had ever completed in this 3 scary games series

  • @KingDaveth
    @KingDaveth 3 года назад +357

    Mark: EXMORTIS!
    Lixian: **Dies from 6 heart attacks somehow**

  • @Ryutz0
    @Ryutz0 3 года назад +1013

    Markiplier: thinks his own child died
    Everyone else: *bruh*

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 года назад +6

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ please

    • @gdog8170
      @gdog8170 3 года назад +9

      Little timmy is probably dead by now

    • @TheSwooj
      @TheSwooj 3 года назад +5

      I mean it did end up being his child

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 3 года назад +9

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ Shoo fly, don’t bother me

  • @moltencreeper9842
    @moltencreeper9842 3 года назад +366

    "Why is the air snowing upwards?" -Markiplier

  • @KC-uc6sg
    @KC-uc6sg 3 года назад +454

    “I got my fidget spinner... I got my UK plugs,”
    *eye twitches in British*

    • @iloveweezer266
      @iloveweezer266 3 года назад +8

      *same here buddy*

    • @maisies515
      @maisies515 3 года назад +28

      Uk?? UK? *spits out tea in contempt*

    • @LUNE.44
      @LUNE.44 3 года назад +13

      Disrespect to the empire, how could he make such blasphemous claims..?

    • @maisies515
      @maisies515 3 года назад +6

      @@LUNE.44 wonders never cease

    • @Lunar_Butterfly
      @Lunar_Butterfly 3 года назад +3

      @@maisies515 I’m ignorant on this - what kind of plug is it?

  • @Meteorite_Shower
    @Meteorite_Shower 3 года назад +2790

    Nobody:
    Mark: _Lixian, put in the sound effects!_

    • @ToothyBoi
      @ToothyBoi 3 года назад +55

      Lixian: yes master Markiplier, perhaps if I do this then maybe you will let me live
      Also Lixian: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME IN SUCH WAYS, BOW TO ME MORTAL FEIND OR *SUFFER*

    • @vitaniweapon413
      @vitaniweapon413 3 года назад +3

      XD

    • @keegan9783
      @keegan9783 3 года назад +9

      @@ToothyBoi also Lixian- Yes m’lord maybe I’ll be able to buy food with this wonderful money..

    • @moltenmike3588
      @moltenmike3588 3 года назад +4

      Mark: Lixian try to make your emulation of the Roblox Oof-
      Lixian: *O O F*
      I couldn't stop laughing at that-

  • @Thegrandtheftmaster105
    @Thegrandtheftmaster105 3 года назад +2326

    Not going to lie, Lixian's oof sound was absolutely adorable.

  • @reneeplays6076
    @reneeplays6076 3 года назад +304

    The reason the “first floor” is the second, is that in france the first floor is really the ground floor and the second floor is the first and it continues normally from there!

    • @AshlynOne
      @AshlynOne 3 года назад +14

      I'm from the US and I legitimately never hear someone say the second floor is the first floor. The first floor is your default. All elevators here have 1 as the ground floor option. I will never understand how you can call a literal extra floor the "first" floor.

    • @shyryTsr2k
      @shyryTsr2k 3 года назад +7

      I'm from the US as well and the ground floor is literally on the ground, like the parking garage. Y'all in France not knowin floors lol

    • @matthewsimon6170
      @matthewsimon6170 3 года назад +8

      Although I thank you for the explanation, I definitely agree that's weird. Not a bad weird, just weird.

    • @mhplayer
      @mhplayer 3 года назад +10

      @@AshlynOne welp in france things go like this:
      The basements or underground floors are numbered negatively as normal (-1,-2,-3... the lower the value is the lower the floor is)
      The ground-level floor is the "rez-de-chaussée" which translates to ground level floor (duh) and is represented in elevators with the number 0.
      And then the floors suddently get normal back again: the first floor over the ground level floor is the first floor, the second is the second etc...
      Ye france is weird. For us 6th grade is indeed 6 grade, but then what everyone in the world call 7th grade they call it 5th :> and the last middle school grade is the "final grade", which follows the 1st grade and leads to high schools and many other shet (that might be why the average french student is worse than every other average european student: they fcking count in reverse!)

    • @vanessacordero811
      @vanessacordero811 3 года назад +6

      Actually we do this in South America too!

  • @WiseDragon50
    @WiseDragon50 3 года назад +307

    I actually liked Veiled. The immersion in the story was really good. Yes slow but a good build up imho. The ending was a little weird but over all a good point-and-click game 👍

    • @BrimaBelise
      @BrimaBelise 3 года назад +69

      It was weirder that Mark didn't get that the creature in the ending was the character's very child he was looking for, hence it's why the speaker man says a reunion

    • @mybeansarecooler
      @mybeansarecooler 2 года назад +6

      @@BrimaBelise i didn’t realize this either so thank you for explaining!! i took a break and came back to the video so i forgot the original objective of the game 😅 i have a terrible memory lmao

    • @BrimaBelise
      @BrimaBelise 2 года назад +1

      @@mybeansarecooler Ah took a break from watching him? I'm on a break too, not yet broken. I wonder what I've missed so far... Oh and you're welcome too of course!

    • @mybeansarecooler
      @mybeansarecooler 2 года назад +1

      @@BrimaBelise i meant i took a break on this video in particular :) i started it the other day, went to sleep, and resumed it haha. i have taken breaks from watching him before, though! usually unintentionally haha

  • @forgemakesstuff2734
    @forgemakesstuff2734 3 года назад +294

    “Ma that ain’t no carrot”
    Idk why but that sentence just made me crack up

  • @staticmisfit8478
    @staticmisfit8478 3 года назад +626

    “The bottom of this tub is filled with caked goo, gross”
    Mark with Taki dust fingers: 👁 👅 👁

    • @NEKOF4RTZ
      @NEKOF4RTZ 3 года назад +9

      PLEASE YOUR REPLYS

    • @quixzhotic5655
      @quixzhotic5655 3 года назад +13

      Ikr that gave me West Of loathing spitoon flashbacks😂

    • @BobaRanger
      @BobaRanger 3 года назад +6

      These replys have been cursed-

    • @BobaRanger
      @BobaRanger 3 года назад +4

      OH MY GOD DID MARK JUST-

    • @Joyful_StaR
      @Joyful_StaR 3 года назад +2

      Oh my gosh you're right 😅

  • @cryptid4351
    @cryptid4351 3 года назад +352

    "You closed?"
    "Why have you closed?"
    That was heading into the wrong path but luckily it didnt

    • @austinbone2630
      @austinbone2630 3 года назад +41

      "you close-d?"

    • @Sophie-ds9cu
      @Sophie-ds9cu 3 года назад +13

      Ikr i legit thought that he was gonna say "you close" after lol

    • @Kyrrinx
      @Kyrrinx 3 года назад +4

      i was reading the comments and the second i read this comment mark at the exact right time said the quote :0

    • @cryptid4351
      @cryptid4351 3 года назад +5

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo2263 This bot thinks it can replace Unus Annus with Yin Yang how DARE it

    • @sk3tch_art1st35
      @sk3tch_art1st35 3 года назад +3

      @@austinbone2630 *violently hits the slime* you've been a baaaad girl.
      Lol memento mori

  • @a-3502
    @a-3502 3 года назад +132

    “who’s bling-blongin”
    -Mark Fishbach, 2021

  • @spoopyspider4222
    @spoopyspider4222 3 года назад +231

    "YOUR WIFE MIGHT BE DEAD OR SOMETHING, BUT I'M TAKING THIS FOR ME!"
    - Markiplier

  • @winter1353
    @winter1353 3 года назад +226

    Anything with a face: exist
    Mark: You look like Lixian

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 года назад +4

      Also Mark: Lixian! That look like you!
      Lixian: (Insert face here)

  • @riskigost2759
    @riskigost2759 3 года назад +1434

    "Why have you closed your doors to the public?"
    Sir, this is a Pandemic.

    • @leahsmith6573
      @leahsmith6573 3 года назад +32

      Sir, we’re in the middle of a parabola.

    • @AZJayful
      @AZJayful 3 года назад +17

      Sir, I’ve wet the bed

    • @e-6668
      @e-6668 3 года назад +15

      Sir, I’m not ready to come out

    • @00spaceissocool00
      @00spaceissocool00 3 года назад +14

      Right?? We in the middle of a perpendicular 🙄

    • @Aelfraed26
      @Aelfraed26 3 года назад +6

      Dear god...

  • @ShadowXeneth
    @ShadowXeneth 3 года назад +48

    "Jenny Giant Blobs" sounds like a really cute monster, I bet she's TOTALLY gonna come after you!

  • @daycoremusic69
    @daycoremusic69 3 года назад +492

    Depression: exists
    Markiplier: *WE DON'T DO THAT HERE*

  • @cgoldborn
    @cgoldborn 3 года назад +205

    Mark: Actually, record yourself going uUhHUhh
    Lixian: *UUuuUuuGGhhhHHhh*

    • @lIHydra
      @lIHydra 9 месяцев назад

      sus...

  • @JeweledLove
    @JeweledLove 3 года назад +1201

    Mark: "Don't call me Markiplier"
    Also Mark: "Hello everybody. My name is Markiplier"
    Everyone: _What do I believe?_

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 3 года назад +16

      Believe in walrus.

    • @ssenmodnar140
      @ssenmodnar140 3 года назад +23

      Ask Norbert Moses, and he shall provide the answer.

    • @shaka7302
      @shaka7302 3 года назад +3

      @@ssenmodnar140 Norbert Moses, NORBERT MOSES

    • @candygrace6696
      @candygrace6696 3 года назад

      @@ssenmodnar140 May he rest in peace.

    • @gokaputt
      @gokaputt 3 года назад

      @@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet bro that video was an acid trip

  • @KeiVisual
    @KeiVisual 3 года назад +9

    Props to Lixian who did those wonderful montage clips at the beginning and end!! Bravo!!

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 3 года назад +1659

    Markiplier: Did I SCARED you?!
    Everyone: You're REAL!!!!

  • @marv3l319
    @marv3l319 3 года назад +249

    "Fwoomp... Daddy..."
    - Markiplier 2021

  • @BethanyIsOnFire
    @BethanyIsOnFire 3 года назад +144

    “Tumbling?! Is someone doing gymnastics back there?”
    Me: ETHAN?!

  • @YourLocalAnnoyingFox
    @YourLocalAnnoyingFox 3 года назад +98

    As soon as Mark said "the baby's crying" my baby sister started crying

    • @elfasto2255
      @elfasto2255 3 года назад +25

      _She has felt an unbalance in the force_

  • @Calista.Creates
    @Calista.Creates 3 года назад +236

    Mark: is someone doing gymnastics in there?!
    *Ethan doing backflips in the other room*

  • @valdericecosta3636
    @valdericecosta3636 3 года назад +499

    I love how lixian is doing everything mark tells him to do without asking anything

    • @gabrielgreen1757
      @gabrielgreen1757 3 года назад +10

      Their synergy is absolutely amazing.

    • @alexandravalentin707
      @alexandravalentin707 3 года назад +2

      Or he pre watched the video before making any edits? XD I mean he gotta

    • @emptychamber544
      @emptychamber544 3 года назад +3

      @@alexandravalentin707 he doesn’t have to, obviously mark was joking throughout the video, Lixian and mark have displayed extreme creative chemistry. Lixian is a great editor. It’s not just that he has to lmao

    • @alexandravalentin707
      @alexandravalentin707 3 года назад +1

      @@emptychamber544 I mean I agree that I love their dynamic ♡ specially when there cartoon Lixian and real mark high fives and head pats and stuff like that

    • @joshw9037
      @joshw9037 3 года назад +3

      @@emptychamber544 they do have an amazing relationship but he is Lixian’s boss though... He’s made it clear how well Mark treats him and how well he is compensated.

  • @atrinoisa
    @atrinoisa 3 года назад +947

    I think the lesson in the first game was actually, "don't be an abusive POS and your wife won't snap and poison you and your buddies."

    • @emr7391
      @emr7391 3 года назад +146

      I think what happened in the first game was the mom was killed by the abusive father, so the kid snapped and killed him. Just my theory though. But yeah don't be abusive and you won't have Bleach put in your stew.

    • @Shadowstar_Art
      @Shadowstar_Art 3 года назад +7

      I like that Kushinov Ilya pfp you got

    • @atrinoisa
      @atrinoisa 3 года назад +3

      @@Shadowstar_Art yeess. I love his art! Nice to see another fan.

    • @ToothyBoi
      @ToothyBoi 3 года назад +4

      I think murder is pretty bad anyway, no matter how shit the person is

    • @RyotaMitarai
      @RyotaMitarai 3 года назад +30

      @@ToothyBoi if a good person killed a bad person, hes a good person. jail is just a room.

  • @nothoughtsheadempty.
    @nothoughtsheadempty. 3 года назад +18

    "I've got a HUGE- *WHEEZE"*
    and "This has been A Heist With Markiplier 4" are the best lines in this video.

  • @nadyakarpensky5222
    @nadyakarpensky5222 3 года назад +256

    Lixian’s character is seriously the most adorable thing!!

    • @stupidteenager7407
      @stupidteenager7407 3 года назад +6

      lixian is a cutie 😌

    • @jojo5813
      @jojo5813 3 года назад +4

      Lixian is da cutist

    • @THEKhalGerat
      @THEKhalGerat 3 года назад +2

      Yeah lol

    • @Jaydog-sc8zv
      @Jaydog-sc8zv 3 года назад +1

      Look up baby albino koalas

    • @kip258
      @kip258 3 года назад +2

      I know! He looks just like the mom in that first game!

  • @generalelectricmotor9084
    @generalelectricmotor9084 3 года назад +485

    Mark: "hey Lixian that looks like you"
    Lixian: *no*

    • @ToothyBoi
      @ToothyBoi 3 года назад +3

      Also Lixian: Yes master Markimoo I will add in all the sound effects and music pleasedontkillme

  • @red6063
    @red6063 3 года назад +261

    Tentacles: *Coming out of a tub*
    Mark: *Doing anything but running away from it*
    Tentacle: *Reaches Mark*
    Mark: "Guess i wasn't fast enough"

  • @fallenangel8353
    @fallenangel8353 3 года назад +132

    "Boom,D A D D Y"
    Mark-2021

    • @tamplushboy8452
      @tamplushboy8452 3 года назад +3

      Pfft XD I know right?
      40:20 perfect quote to sum it all up.

  • @romanseco_2781
    @romanseco_2781 3 года назад +704

    is markiplier the "gordon ramsy" for horror games?
    hes like: finally a good fu**ing horror game

    • @i_am_it6142
      @i_am_it6142 3 года назад +6

      Him and John Wolfe, both veterans

    • @unbeatablegamer1403
      @unbeatablegamer1403 3 года назад

      Who

    • @jaykilkenny5727
      @jaykilkenny5727 3 года назад +4

      Fun fact,Gordon Ramsay over here in England does not swear as mutch as he does over in the USA.

    • @gn5575
      @gn5575 3 года назад

      @@jaykilkenny5727 That is true.

    • @madihawatches314
      @madihawatches314 3 года назад +2

      @Death Omen the usa version creates unnecessary drama and a conflict inducing environment between contestants instead of healthy competition. I loved all the 10 season of masterchef Australia i watched and couldn't bear more than 3 eps of the usa one.

  • @stargirl6162
    @stargirl6162 3 года назад +161

    Mark tasting everything is giving me Detroit Become Human vibes.

    • @thefailbender
      @thefailbender 3 года назад +8

      okay I am really glad I wasn't the only one who thought of Connor

  • @ezrad7952
    @ezrad7952 3 года назад +58

    mom: asks for an ingredient
    my brain: Let's Get Cooking!

  • @slime1457
    @slime1457 3 года назад +702

    I suggest playing a psychological horror game called “Doll Eye” by TWISTED DOCTOR. The entire game takes about an hour and the first chapter just came out. Obviously you don’t have to, but I’d be very interested if you decided to check the game out :-)

    • @chemelilm9513
      @chemelilm9513 3 года назад +2

      is it on steam?

    • @walnatural802
      @walnatural802 3 года назад +13

      omgg yes i found twisted doctor's animations a while back and fell i love w the artstyle, i'm so invested to know what'll happen next in the game-

    • @stormysutcliff7852
      @stormysutcliff7852 3 года назад +1

      Where can I get the game and how much is it? I'd love to check it out

    • @lovexdevour0910
      @lovexdevour0910 3 года назад +7

      Oh wow, didn't knew someone of culture would also be here watching Markiplier. I wonder if Mark would even notice this comment, what a *mystery*

    • @quitequeerquesadilla
      @quitequeerquesadilla 3 года назад

      wait it's out already? i thought it was just an idea still-

  • @samjonen4010
    @samjonen4010 3 года назад +143

    I think the gross gurgling at the end was the guy choking on the GIANT ONION

    • @gmiill
      @gmiill 3 года назад +6

      i mean i might argue it's the bleach but you defininatly have a solid point there

    • @ratkao4362
      @ratkao4362 3 года назад +3

      Pumpkin onion from last Halloween in 1950 England

    • @Astronomicat117
      @Astronomicat117 3 года назад +2

      *o n i o n e*

  • @brideofduscur
    @brideofduscur 3 года назад +100

    I nearly spat out my tea when he said, “your worms are loose.”

    • @jeff-wq4bw
      @jeff-wq4bw 3 года назад +1

      Spat*

    • @brideofduscur
      @brideofduscur 3 года назад +1

      @@jeff-wq4bw whoops, autocorrect. Thanks. 😂

    • @jeff-wq4bw
      @jeff-wq4bw 3 года назад +2

      @@brideofduscur no problemo broski

  • @BURNOUT696
    @BURNOUT696 3 года назад +26

    Lixian: Exmortis. Mark: the point & click ahh oh, Lixian: Exmortis? Mark: EXMORTIS! Also Lixian: My Heart!

  • @jessmerritt9360
    @jessmerritt9360 3 года назад +134

    when he said “it’s a boat bed!” i immediately went “BOOOOAAAT BEDDDDD, BOOOAATT BEEEDDDD”

    • @pedrorhodes6206
      @pedrorhodes6206 3 года назад +5

      BoOoOat beeeeeedddd≈≈≈

    • @screenedat0m
      @screenedat0m 3 года назад +2

      BOAAAATTTT DOGGGGG BOOOOOAAAATTT DOOOOOOGGG

  • @jania4375
    @jania4375 3 года назад +327

    Voice: "no way your backing out now"
    Sign: "go back to car"
    Markiplier: ... "you sure about that?"

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +1

      Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear jay

    • @karachoto
      @karachoto 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @Composition687
      @Composition687 3 года назад +2

      @ w

    • @Composition687
      @Composition687 3 года назад +1

      Now we have 2 bots.

    • @JacktheFireEater
      @JacktheFireEater 3 года назад +1

      AxxL Oh, don’t delude yourself that anyone would want to actually talk to you (telling you how much of a human trash bag you are being the exception).

  • @emmamix
    @emmamix 3 года назад +127

    Mark: Tumbling?! Is someone doing gymnastics over there?
    Ethan: Watch me do a backflip.

  • @Barokarfrajeriss
    @Barokarfrajeriss 3 года назад +51

    "oh Uhm PWkfhjuu...when the drugs kick in-... WAAH"
    -Markiplier 2020

  • @hannahclarke9902
    @hannahclarke9902 3 года назад +110

    I love the art style of the last one. The way everything is kinda distorted and it’s hard to make out the things in the images makes it so much more creepy

  • @sebz349
    @sebz349 3 года назад +214

    Everyone when Mark posts: "Quick, think of something funny."

  • @aemon3166
    @aemon3166 3 года назад +620

    Mark: “I didn’t break the game it just happened”
    “Flashback”
    Markiplier TV: “I don’t k*ll people they just happen to die around me”

    • @sk3tch_art1st35
      @sk3tch_art1st35 3 года назад +9

      @@dragonturtlemax7438 BUBBLES!!! WHEN YOUR FEELING SAD... MORE BUBBLES!!!!!!
      *Realizing bubbles doesn't solve all your problems??... MORE BUBBLES*

    • @codrindumitrescu
      @codrindumitrescu 3 года назад +2

      It's almost like he wanted to make it sound like in mark TV, almost like he was Wilford

    • @EnterpriseEagleUnion
      @EnterpriseEagleUnion 3 года назад +1

      Just like mark not being a masochist but is he?

    • @sk3tch_art1st35
      @sk3tch_art1st35 3 года назад

      @@codrindumitrescu Wilford is helping Dark stop the bad guy OoO

    • @codrindumitrescu
      @codrindumitrescu 3 года назад

      @@sk3tch_art1st35 well I said my theory on the Wade has a confession to make video so I'll stick to it untill it is proven wrong

  • @Mashy8722
    @Mashy8722 2 года назад +10

    Lixian actually KILLED the editing in this video! He literally added sound to the whole last game! Amazing. What a guy!

  • @peachywonders6566
    @peachywonders6566 3 года назад +377

    Mark to lixian: "I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry".
    ...
    ...
    "PSYCH"
    *Slaps lixian out of existance*

    • @jeff-wq4bw
      @jeff-wq4bw 3 года назад +14

      *sike not psych

    • @bonesmac6103
      @bonesmac6103 3 года назад +4

      @@jeff-wq4bw it was probably auto correct

    • @jeff-wq4bw
      @jeff-wq4bw 3 года назад +7

      @@bonesmac6103 nah man sike ain't autocorrecting to that nonsense

    • @skimpskomp
      @skimpskomp 3 года назад +2

      @@jeff-wq4bw autocorrect weird sometimes tho

    • @jacobvillegas5387
      @jacobvillegas5387 3 года назад

      Lixian then comes back with the black Mark said HE would have 😐