HUNTING the GOATMAN
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- Опубликовано: 25 окт 2019
- There's a monster lurking in the woods. Bigger than Bigfoot. Scarier than the Rake. The scariest creepypasta of them all and it's hunting us while we're hunting it... which one of us will win?
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BOB ► / muyskerm
WADE ► / lordminion777
EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
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Игры
Wade: I love hunting goatman with my friends!
Mark: I love hunting MEN
*Bob and Wade sweating intensifies*
It’s Pecan again
I love hunting goats
J u s t l i k e t h e s i m u l a t i o n s
"Lixian can you cut out that chirping"
Me: silly mark, thats not possible
*Lixian cuts out chirping*
Me: *absolutely gobsmacked*
thats quite easy actually
@@VikasKumar-yy3rx how so. The reason i made this comment was based on my lack of knowledge on the subject. So I just assumed it was either unbelievably difficult to do or something. At least up until Lixian did it.
fnaf
Vikas Kumar that’s cool I wonder how it works.
@@ruzahel6287 someone said it reverses the frequency against the original frequency? not sure if that's true or not
As a scientist I know I never leave for a research project without an arsenal of C4 and land mines
Also Mark’s attitude is exactly what I expect from a military ‘research’ team
Always gotta have em' on me.
What about your science flask!?!?
Don’t forget the science flasks
Es
I tend to prefer the spare mines I find at churches though
Mark: “Pew pew! Let there be light!-“
*Fires gun*
“- Oh f*ck!”
😂
@Jaden Jay 2:50
Never give Mark a gun
@@thecrazyalan6312 always give mark the gun. got it
2:45
This is the best part of the video
"I disrespect your bridge, goatman"
"I'm dancing on your bridge, it's my bridge now"
True
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Ryan? is that you?
@@dagrookoo3128 close enough
@@dagrookoo3128 Shane
Bear: * runs at Mark *
Mark: "oh, you're approaching me?"
BRWAAAAAHA
*Well I can't eat you without getting closer*
👎😑👎
*then come as close as you like to my Landmine*
stop this
I can't stop laughing this reference (lol)
This livestream is actually what got me into Buzzfeed Unsolved bc everyone in the chat was yelling "FUCK YOU GOATMAN, I'M DANCING ON YOUR BRIDGE"
An enjoyable experience overall
Anyone who gets into anything Buzzfeed is a moron.
I feel you, watching their goatman video just makes me think of this
Maybe this video happened while they were investigating, and that's why the goat man wasn't at his bridge
Something to consider: This was someone's first Markiplier video, and as a result for a period of time they thought that was Mark's actual intro.
Also I love Lixian's drawing of the Goatman at the end, it looks way better than the actual model in the game.
Shane's and Ryan's bridge: *exists*
Mark, Bob and wade: *''We are about to end this man's career.''*
You said it wrong
@@deathspacito__2956 r/wooosh
LITEDALLY LOL
*We are about to end this man's WHOLE career* B)
Yaassssss
“OHH HE GOES RIGHT THROUGH FENCES- SATAN PIG!”
- Bob, 2019
Yes. This happens for real!
Aaaaaaah! Demonsatangoatpig!
@Mr Cringe I do! Gimme dem chops!
“A Heist With Markiplier”
“4 days”
I literally gasped with so much excitement, thinking (maybe) a sequel....
Then I realized this video is over a year old
He announced a sequel after Unus Annus ended
It seems like Heist 2 is already in the works.
@@AlyxDG they needed to have enough views pulled in over a length of time, in order for a heist with markiplier to be turned into a number 2, since it was a funded series by RUclips. So idk if it's in the works right now, but I know there's a good chance number two will happen. He has said many times he wants to do another, he just needs this one to succeed before he's allowed to start the second one
@@sanctionedmeat8578 I’m pretty sure by this point that Mark has already confirmed that Heist 2 is currently being made.
@@sanctionedmeat8578 I mean, he already wrote it. Mark mentioned heist 2 in several livestreams. I think they're gonna be filming it soon, because Mark said the filming would start right after The Edge of sleep. And they already finished TEOS
lixian has really become part of the channel and i love it. it’s so nice seeing an editor get recognition for what they do
Bob: "The controls are gross, that's horrifying!!!"
Mark: "I'm gonna play like this, guys."
Tbh it reminded me of Lost Planet, and I'd play like that XD
Duck Hunt mode looks nice
Honestly i like that mode a lot, it feels more realistic, granted it feels and looks weird but i think its neat
“I love hunting Goatmen.”
“I lOvE hUnTiNg MeN!”
*The Most Dangerous Game flashbacks*
Its been forever since I have read that
Andrew Vincent I read it recently and I loved it very much! It was an interesting story.
ha! i had to read TMDG for school. it was interesting, and quite suspenseful.
I'm actually having flashbacks rn
No. Just stop talking
"We've got plenty of landmines! There's churches all over this country"
"The landmine was not in the house... it was in the barn which is the church where cows worship"
"BEAR! *BOOM*"
Mark: "I'm going to the barn! By myself!"
Wade: "Of course you are. And I'm going with you!" **sad Lord of the Rings music**
Bruh Lixian is honestly a whole lad, these interactions with him recently are pretty cool tbh
You're the first comment I saw about him 😁 yeah the ended was pretty cool
hes amazing
You meant dixian?
@@Watttttttt123 Lixian.
i love the interactions with him its pretty great and always a good laugh
Mark: I LIKE HUNTING MEN
Strange silence
“That’s different”
Kavi Sterling sigh we get it you watched the same video we did.
XD
😂😂
*THAT'S DIFFERENT*
@@RealShrimpu
B
Bob’s laugh will always bring me joy, especially when Mark accidentally blew up that poor bear XD
Your pfp made me do a double-take.
i love how when mark said 'science flask,' bob and wade made fun of him, but still knew exactly what he was talking about.
*_"He's comming right for us...!"_*
_50lb of C4 goes off!_
Where we cookin boys?
Now I picture this scenario:
Bob: “Where’s Mark?”
Wade: “I don’t know, I thought he was with you.”
**In the distance**
*”BEAR!!”* **BOOM**
I seen this comment and i couldn't help but laugh. I played the scenario in my head and it was friggin hilarious😂😂 10/10
Here..have my like
Too funny.
*delayed boom
This comment needs ten more likes after my like XD
In every Bigfoot like game wade most iconic line is screaming “ HE’S Here”
Does anyone else really want Bob to expand on his statement: "Goats are kinda like dragons"?
Nope
@@nigoroto3250 fair enough
Der da mystical creechurs
I would LOVE to hear him out on his theories
Bob: "Why would we need like 15 burners?"
Mark: "I AM A MAN WITH 5 OVENS!"
Space is cool
Pedro why space?
@@Alex-tq2eb is a reference from the video where mark hunted Bigfoot with tyler
U can cook a crapton of steak with five ovens
@@pedrorhodes6206 also, in numerous games that take place in space, mark will just blurt out the word, "SPAAAACEEE."
Mark: *Hears the word "bear"*
Mark: I GOT A C4
Say hi the boys
Ya
Bears coming *BOOM* [laughing]
Markiplier and anyone else who is saying this you guys better support team tree! Save the earth and plant trees for Mother Nature! And mark I know you would definitely want to help out so please do yourself.
@@gamerman0252 ... Well u just popped outta nowhere...
Bob: Getting ready to hunt the goat man
Wade: also getting ready to hunt the goat man
Mark: lEt thErE Be LiGhT- *shoots ground*
2:53 How to place a tripod light:
Engineer: Just place it on the ground.
Markiplier: Gun.
*Military research team: Gun
Nobody:
Goat man: *aggressively walks backwards*
^ moonwalking away like Michael Jackson ^
HEE HEE
I'm goat man HEE HEE
*Smooth Criminal.*
@@celinagabor6915 No
“I’m playing the weenie” is the first thing I heard
Edit: Y’all I meant the vid Jesus fucking Christ
Jessi is right, I think you need some eye drops.
Later lamp
Your pfp describes me when it’s 3 am and I’m home alone and I here someone sneeze
Me too
@@dakarai2350 LMFAO!!! FUNNEST COMMENT I'VE EVER SEEN!!!
@@mishaell mishael is right,i think you need some eye drops
"Science flask"
*screams in chemistry major*
Screams in 8th grader
That's a round bottom mark, you're smart you should know this
Smartest dumb person you’ll ever meet
@@maemaesimonson7049 wasn't he trying to become a neuroscientist? Or was that Matpat
@@TheBluePhoenix008 that was mat pat, mark went into engineering and failed
@@shadowhunter6415 lmao. I think it was bio engineering. Even getting into that is an accomplishment.
The chemistry comedy these guys have is hilarious
the first words:
*”I’m playing as the weenie.”*
about what’s expected
If he said something Different I would honestly be unhappy
Nice
William Afton same
That One Person uh ok?
Kevin Hernandez k
Let's take a moment to appreciate Lixian's editing on the cricket noises.
lets take a moment to appreciate that your the only normal comment here
also TRUE THAT WAS GOOD
Let's appreciate him for putting up with Mark. Seriously Mark must make his job a lot tougher. I'm still waiting for the moment Lixian just puts a big fat NO on the screen with a polite smile. Honestly would make me die laughing
Seriously, I think Lixian should be referred to as Mr.Wizard. 😜
All he had to do was play the same frequency but in reverse
anyone know if Lixian offers editing lessons?
Damn can we just take a moment to appreciate Lixian on just deleting the noise like that. That’s one next level editor.
It actually is not difficult, its an inbuild feature in premiere, audacity etc. That doesnt change the fact tho that Lixian is awesome ;)
Markiplier: "Welcome back gals and girls, its Markiplier."
Me: What the Fu-
he says guy and gals
just realised he literally said "girls and girls", thats sexist jk loma!
@@xislomega242 jk loma!
@@rich.wishes sill kinda makes sense.
Laughing
Off
My
Ass
@@thecrapinmytoilet6892 Does your ass laugh?!! 😂
"I dance on your bridge goatman, this is my bridge now" -Shane Madej
@Mango The RainWing Funny, trolling a goat on a bridge
PEOPLE WILL COME HERE AND TELL TALES OF ME!
F*** you goatman!
DONT YOU DARE HURT THE GOATMAN HE ALREADY LOST HIS BRIDGE
Yeah. Shane and Ryan claimed it already lol
This is goatman entrapment
Poor goatman. He just want his baby bridge back.
He’s practically homeless; give him a break
Children will come here and tell tales of me
Every day I think about how I would of loved if when Wade went "But that's the same frequency of my voice" that his little gibberish was cut off, as though it was the same frequency.
(Ya'll ever feel like a comment you typed doesn't do a good of explaining what you're trying to say?)
Nah, I understood what you said clearly
Ahh yes MY takeaway.."anything is ok to try once for research."
"We can have sex....for research.."
Imma use this as a pick up line from now on.
Lol
Tell us if it works
@@brianisgett1095 tried it i got beaten
@@brokenbread5856 beaten as in...like punched??
@@starmunching they inserted banana in my ear is say is only game why have to be mad
“DO YOU LIKE HOW I DANCE ON YOUR BRIDGE GOATMAN?!”
Ariana Martinez “I DISRESPECT YOUR BRIDGE GOATMAN!”
@@Clarebear0925 if you want me off this bridge you ganna have to kill me
2:52 *"LET THERE BE LI- fuck-"*
"Did you just shoot the ground?" *laughing his
ass off*
"See, and you thought we had a limeted number of those landmines. There's churches all over this place!"
Gotta be one of my favorite Bob quotes
As a Shaniac I say...
"I'm dancing on your bridge, Goatman. It's my bridge now"
Boogara 5ever
exactly what i thought -a boogara
*aggressively dances on bridge*
YESSSSSSSSS A SHANIAC
and a boogara
sadly im undecided in this war ;-;
Shaniacs unite. The bridge is ours now
Mark: Explosives expert
Bob: Healer
Wade: Live bait
Explosives """"""""""""""""expert""""""""""""""
I wouldn’t call mark an “expert”
Mark is an expert in being a hilarious dumbass
𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉
Play the game of mark as he steps on his own mines
ME: *just imagining Mark screaming this at nothing while on Shane and Ryan's bridge** I'M ON YOUR BRIDGE GOATMAN!
The ability for these three to make literally anything hilarious still astounds me.
"Bear comin'!"
_Explosion_
*MILITARY RESEARCH TEAM!*
America when a country has oil
The entire episode in a nutshell
Russia in the Third World War
Lol COURTESY OF THE MILITARY RESEARCH TEAM
Praise..
0:20 “hey bobble heads ice cream here” is all I heard
Mark: I love hunting men!
Wade: Oh, thats different
Man, I really hope they don't try to take Shane and Ryan’s bridge.
Yeah ikr
Ikr?
LMFAO
Lol
So glad that I wasn’t the only person who thought this
Snake: Exists.
Mark: Alright I've got C4.
well duh,snakes can be poisonous so whatcha gotta do is go all american style against the snake and fucking use explosives!its easy i do it all the damn time!
@@davelmfao
My ball python is angy at you. She hiss in your general direction
@@Morning_Dewdrop alright i got c4 where is she
@@davelmfao A m e r i c a n style. Lol xD
@@Just-A-Nemo yes
Wade: *doing his intro*
Mark: hE DID THE THING
Bob: *being himself*
“Bear!” Friggin ‘Splodes
I love Lixian's editing! He really enjoys throwing himself into it through animation and stuff, and it's becoming a joke now and I love it.
livin for it now honestly its great
Same i would love to see more of them interact...especially if lixian would mess with mark more lol
i couldn’t agree more i absolutely love him perfectly fulfilling Mark’s requests and having fun with it and putting his art into it
I feel like it's the perfect amount, just enough to be present without taking away from the video.
Lixian: Am I a joke to you?
"Why is there a Landmine in the Church?"
Because some people say "Not today, Satan" AND MEAN IT!
Gamrison welcome to the south, home of fried chicken, country, and using land mines to blow up Satan.
as a Ryan and Shane stan, I humbly want to say "We're here for the cult stuff, we saw the ad on craigslist."
XD
Lol yes
"They're cultist Ryan🙄"
"THIS IS MY BRIDGE NOW CHILDREN WILL COME HERE AND TELL STORIES OF ME"
99feet I have self 7PM 0706
No one:
Literally no one:
Mark:there's a bear i got C4
"This is MY bridge now, Goatman! People will come and tell stories of ME!" -Shane
"Y'know what, throw me in there too." -Ryan Bergara
Yess
7:10
Mark: "ok I laid a couple mines"
Bear: *becomes a meat slushie*
swiftraven2346 to be fair, just one landline can make someone a meat slushie 👀
The bear parts literally made me laugh so hard that my dad woke up
booboo is going to have PTSD
“ARE YOU A BUN BUN, BUN BUN GONNA DIE DIE”
- Mark from bear simulator
bear
"It's my bridge now!"
It's fun to see the trio having so much fun. I like moments like these when gaming with friends
"If you want me off this bridge, Goatman you're going to have to kill me."
*immediatly dies from goatman*😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@josehorta3323 neither Shane nor Ryan died from goatman???
Shane could even steal goatmans wife if he wanted to.
@@chio3380 the reason we never saw goatman that ep is bc Shane is goatman
"HEY GOATMAN, IM STANDING ON YOUR BRIDGE. ITS MY BRIDGE NOW" - Shane
07:25 that is the most "US BLACK OPS HILLBILLIES FOR HIRE" -moment i have ever seen. 5/7 have a like xD
This remind me a video (not gonna post it for reasons) when a group of scientists somewhere in north Russia used 10kg C4 to explode a bear which constantly harrased them. Absolute overkill.
"GET OFF MY BRIDGE GOAT MAN!"
-Shane (years are hard to remember)
@DoodleNoodlePlayzz SHAME hahahaha
(but srsly doe he's a guy from buzzfeed that does paranormal/unsolved investigations with another guy named Ryan)
Yeaaaaaaahhhh I was looking for one of these comments!! :)
@DoodleNoodlePlayzz he stole goatman's Bridge! :))))
"I'm dancing on your bridge, Goatman" -Also Shane
Nice reference
"Why is there a mine in the church?" Have you not heard of the Holy Hand Grenade?
Haha yEs
The HOly hAnd grEnAde of ANTiocH
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade, that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... *friar nudges brother maynard urging him to skip ahead* And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Armorments 2:9-21
Jessica Mason you are a memelord
20:05 - "Goatman I'm dancing on your bridge, it's mine now!!"
31:24 all the way to the "what," is just so funny imo
"Hey guys, the satan is outside!"
*proceeds to go outside*
*is promptly killed by snakes*
I mean, it’s rude not to greet the guest of honor
I see you
I see you
I see you
Mark: "HUNTING the GOATMAN"
*Shane Madej wants to know your location*
*this is my bridge little demon boy-*
nice
"They'll come here and tell stories of ME!"
"i disrespect your bridge, goatman"
“This is my bridge now, Goatman”
11:08 mark angered the gods and sent in the viper team
Them: How do u summon the goat demon?
Me: I summon demons all the time! All u have to do is-
“Let there be li- *BANG* “
“BEAR- *BOOM* “
“Birrrrd!! *BANG* “
Can't forget "SNAKE- *BANG* *BOOM* "
BIRD! ........................ BANG!
Tm
I swear, lixian is a master. I love his editing so much. Especially when he adds his avatar, which I know has got to add a lot of time to the whole process.
Euronymous straight facts ❤️😭💪🏼
Lixian is a master at editing ...of wonder of 8bit ryan is
the avatar doesnt add that much time to editing tho
the scariest part of this game was the grass being displayed as billboard particles
It’s great when Lix laughs right along with these knuckleheads.
*Mark and Wade actually doing stuff*
Meanwhile:Bob is flying a drone around saying: *WeReerRerEerE*
@Reyna Ortiz Rodriguez same
@@OverStrive2008 - ooh, how did you do that emoji?
I read this right as it happened XD
Mark last video: *refuses to burn demon-infused child*
Mark: *blows up bear with a military-grade land mine*
We all love him💀💀
There's a big difference between a child (demon infused or not) and a giant bear.
@@dotROM_ akdmsmxn
Who let you on the internet 😂😂😂
@@BreeNix no one loves you
Have you SEEN the ending for if they had BURNED her?
When I started to read this all I heard was BOOM and then laughing
2:51 let there be bam!
12:34 putting land mines down
13:09 land mines again/blaming Wade
14:45 Bob destroying defenses with no shame
20:03 Shane is coming to claim that bridge ✋😑
Mark: *Inserts A Heist with Markiplier trailer*
Me: Anxiety increases
"goatman
i'm gonna dance on your bridge"
I said Goatman...
I run down this ridge...
Buzzfeed
I genuinely really look up to lixian as an aspiring editor myself tbh, cutting out that cricket noise without wrecking anything else must’ve been annoying af- or at least it would be if I tried to do it. Props to you man
I can’t believe Mark got to play with the hit Amazon Prime exclusive TV show, The Boys
17:45 Goatman proceeds to moonwalk away at light speed
I was waiting to see a comment on this bit. Whenever I saw that I heard Billie jean in my head
zoO*O*Oom
Goatman: I am speed
billie jeaaaaan is. not my looover
When you make a joke but no one laughs
Nobody:
Not A Soul:
Me: *Watches this video*
My Brain: "iM dAnCiNg On YoUr BrIdGe GoAtMaN"
Lotta buzzfeed comments
I went there recently and shanes name was written on part of it
lmao same
🤣🤣🤣
Stop. Dancing. On. My. Bridge. Please.
9:10 i don’t know how I’ve managed to hear that as « my mouth is on-screen » every single time I’ve watched this-maybe 50 times
No one gonna point out that at 19:30 he "chambered" a flare gun like a glock when it's a hammer
Can we take a moment to appreciate Lixians smart insert of “A Heist With Markiplier”
Noooo
@@kimberlyraymond7650 wut
Am I the only person who laughs at Wade? I mean being honest I laugh at everyone especially Bob
Yes
Yessss
I love how everyone knows it’s Ryan and Shane’s bridge.
We go to it and tell stories of then.
Children tremble in fear at the mention of them
The children shall tell stories of them for decades....
this is the first i'm hearing of it
space race Wow. When I wrote the comment EVERYONE was talking about Ryan and Shane’s bridge.
6:11 Mark and Wade's beautiful voices.
People who say Wade isn’t funny are just plain wrong 😂 he’s the one who makes me full on belly laugh while I’m listening to the podcast.
I haven’t seen really anyone say that except for you….. idk why you needed to be so underhanded with your “compliment” lol
@@maddieb.4282 People across the comments were joking about him just being there, so that might be what they were talking about
That’s the last thing that bear ever heard...
“ *BEAR* “
Lol
Then maniacal laughter
BEAAAARRRR
Then BOOM
@Marle Saunders laughing is at 7:15 while the bear walking into death is at 7:14
I honestly love Lixian's editing, it's just so charming having him pop in with silent conversation
37:19 mark is already dead and then you hear the gunshot from him exploding the c4 😂
Bob's laugh always brings a smile to my face 😂
“We’re hunting the goatman!!”
Literally 38 minutes of them blowing up innocent animals.
I think at first yes they were innocent, but later in the game. The goatman started controlling them, which is why a boar, and a deer were trying to kill them.
@@connerolson3320 I love when people ruin jokes.
conner olson you watch too much game theory... jokes don’t have meaning.
Olson even , even I dont ruin jokes with that much over analysis XD
@@genericcreator6467 jokes can have meaning...