Markiplier's Rules Of Survival 1.Never leave the Hidey Hole. 2.Scream at the monsters as they go by your Hidey Hole. 3.Make sure your audio cuts out at the worst times.
Mark: (sexy music and tone of voice) I know how to do things with my hands. Krampus: (Whispers in a corner) Please God, don't let this man know how to do things with his hands.
Funny Krampus story. My Grandma was brought up in Germany were they believe (or at least her family did) in both Kris Kringle (the German Santa Claus) and Krampus. She was a bit of a trouble maker and her parents always told her if she didn't behave Krampus was going to take her away like he did to all the bad children. One Christmas when she was about 7 or 8 she heard a knock on the door and was told to go answer it. When she opened the door she saw a large man with horns and chains and a big brown sack. She thought he was Krampus. He reached down and picked her up and was starting to put her into the sack, when her little sister, who was around 5 at the time, ran into the room screaming and jumped on the man's back scratching at his face. In his effort to try and dislodge her sister 'Krampus' put down my Grandma. He finally managed to remove her sister, with their father's help, and fled out the door. The next day she saw that her neighbor had several deep scratches on his face. It wasn't til many years later that she figured out that her parents had conspired with the neighbor to try and scare her into behaving for the holidays.
So your grandmother's parents basically paid their neighbor to fake kidnap their daughter. That's kinda fucked up man, I mean I wouldn't be surprised if your grandma was terrified for years of opening the door when someone knocked after that, I know I would be. I also wouldn't be surprised if until she found out her parents paid him to do it, she thought her neighbor was a kidnapping rapist or something.
That “movie” you were watching at the start is actually a short animated film where a young woman finds and raises a baby dragon in the city that they live in. The two become very close until an older dragon kidnaps the baby dragon and flies away. It’s up to the woman to track down her dragon friend and bring him home. It’s actually a really great thing to watch, I seriously love it and I highly recommend it, it’s called “Sintel”.
I know I'm like super late but I immediately went to the comments to find one like this because I was like OH HECK ITS SINTEL. THAT SHORT IS SO GOOOOOOD (and low-key sad) BUT SO GOOOOOOD. ♡ So glad there are other people who knew what it was too. C:
What was awesome about that short is that it was meant as a project to show off how well Blender can render movies. It's pretty timeless for what was supposed to be a supposed benchmark test.
When he went “Ball, Ball, ball, ball!” My dog went and grabbed his ball and wanted me to play with him Edit: yes I played with him, what am I, a psychopath?
CircusAngel And Silver Dragons ty, for ur sinsere honesty , I don’t know you but tell me this...will did you respond tell me...when you could’ve left..think about that...you waste not only my time, but your time as well🤬🤔🤔
@@brianbandley1356 it's annoying when people beg for subs. Thats why they said that because your comment is wasting our time and will NOT get you more subs.
1)Pick up your audio 2)Throw it out the window 3)Walk outside 4)Stomp on it three times 5)Pick it up 6)Pour some Goop Juice on it *It’s fixed* Hope that helped
You know, maybe if the kid had told his parents there was an emergency and they needed to come home right away instead of telling them weird creatures were chasing him, maybe they would've listened to him
@@hmmgames6852 how uncaring do you think those parents are??? Like.. you’re leaving your kid alone at home,, Maybe if he told them that he was going to call the police right after, then they would realize the seriousness or the lengths of which their kid is willing to go to get their attention. Maybe they really wanted to stay where they were or didn’t have a good route out
I know it’s a small thing Mark did but every time the audio glitched he quickly filter everything to black and white and I can probably understand how long that took to make in post and I just wanted to recognize Mark for his efforts to make a video love him sm💕
Way back when I was in middle school we had an intruder lockdown. The intruder was a deer. A deer jumped through a window and was running through the hallways. A week later, a deer broke into the other middle school in my town. Crazy deer out here.
Does anyone else notice that when his audio cuts out it sounds like he muted his cursing...what's also funny is that I could expect mark to curse that much P.s love you mark!! :)
The movie on the tv is actually Sintel, an open movie by the Blender Foundation (Blender is an older-ish 3D computer graphics software toolset) and released in 2010. The movie's open source so no worries on that one :) I'm actually really surprised, though, I never expected to see Sintel in a game years later :P
When Markiplier is hiding in a closet and the killer comes close to him and when the killer is going out his door when he notices him he doesn't stay quiet he screams “STAY AWAY IM NOT HERE” at the top of his lungs like it will scare the killer away 100% survival strategy proven it works 👌
As an Austrian I feel insulted by this. Krampus is not a Killer. It is Austrian Culture. He comes every Year on the 5th and 6th of December. He punishes instead of Rewards. He takes instead of gives. Hell visits Naughty Children. But your Punishment depends on how naughty you were. You were rude? Mwh, hell just scold you. Stole something? Hell beat you with his birch twig. You did something Terrible? Oh well. *Hell just stuff you into his sack and takes you to his lair.* What becomes of them? Noone knows. He may torture you. Hell devour you or drown you. The most famous theory, *he spirits them to hell*
No there was a problem with the editing he didn't mean for it to cut to black and white or cut the sound but it makes the video better since it's a horror game
Here's a random song I came up with after watching this. Enjoy! XD (Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells): Behind a stone pillar In the middle of the night I'm hiding in fear From a scary sight I heard some strange noises But I thought I was alone My parents don't believe me and they just hang up the phone, oh It's Krampus, it's Krampus, trying to kill me I can't move 'cause if I do, I've nowhere else to flee, oh It's Krampus, it's Krampus, trying to kill me The audio keeps cutting out - can someone save me, please!
I love this video bc I use it as a tradition. Every Christmas Eve, I watch this before I go to bed and then watch the other scary holiday games. Best tradition I’ve made ever :))
Me and my friend actually started referring to our periods as Krampus, so now every month one of us says something like, "Krampus came back last night," and the other one says, "Do you need supplies?" XD
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
Anyone else pause the vid to read the disclaimer as soon as it comes up then unpause it to realize he actually gave you the time to read it
Me lol
r/woosh
Yea XD (my brain is stupid so i went back to the beginning of the video and rewatched the disclaimer
yup, that's me. every time.
my poor spacebar.
Beavis 2310 How is it r/whoosh stupid?
The sudden cutouts from the audio make it feel like censoring gonw wrong at times.
right!?
I thought my phone was messing up.
same
thought at first he messed up and added them at the wrong time
Ikr
There's something just so therapeutically relaxing about sitting on the couch wrapped up in a warm blanket at night watching mark play horror games
SAME
Lemons aren't spicy 😂
Shush
Agreed
That’s oddly specific, but relatable at the same time.
You know that a RUclipsr is good at their job
when you still fully enjoy their video even with
audio mishaps
Yep TwT
Yep
Haha yeah 😂
As a youtube I kinda agree
Markiplier's Rules Of Survival
1.Never leave the Hidey Hole.
2.Scream at the monsters as they go by your Hidey Hole.
3.Make sure your audio cuts out at the worst times.
4. Threaten the monsters with a good time
@@kc_star737 no panic at the disco references
5. Make sure you copyright "Hidey Hole"
Hidey hole is love, Hidey hole is life
Forgot, the most important one.
# 15.Don't eat the poopoo.
Mark: "YOU SHOVE IT BACK UP WHERE YOU GOT IT FROM"
*lights go out*
Mark: "no...dont do that..."
XD
No don't do it
*IM A VIRGIN*
26:20
I’VE GOT A -water- GUN, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!
Amazing, I didn't even notice the timing on that one 😂
I feel Mark at this moment...that deer is creeping me out.
Zoey Clearheart yea same
oh deer
The Radio Demon is lurking
Like the deer in Adventure Time
I find the deer cute not gonna lie
Watching this video every Christmas has somehow become a bigger tradition than watching Home Alone for me
Same
Same lol
Did he sever make a second one?
@@kristenpage9840 Sadly not
I literally come back every year. CoryKenshin and JohnWolfe's playthroughs are great too!
Mark: (sexy music and tone of voice) I know how to do things with my hands.
Krampus: (Whispers in a corner) Please God, don't let this man know how to do things with his hands.
hahaha
The tables have turnt, and so will Kauserumps *:* *u*
*kid
not man lol
Ha ha
@@deadskrillaskrit2078 oh god 😂😂
Funny Krampus story. My Grandma was brought up in Germany were they believe (or at least her family did) in both Kris Kringle (the German Santa Claus) and Krampus. She was a bit of a trouble maker and her parents always told her if she didn't behave Krampus was going to take her away like he did to all the bad children. One Christmas when she was about 7 or 8 she heard a knock on the door and was told to go answer it. When she opened the door she saw a large man with horns and chains and a big brown sack. She thought he was Krampus. He reached down and picked her up and was starting to put her into the sack, when her little sister, who was around 5 at the time, ran into the room screaming and jumped on the man's back scratching at his face. In his effort to try and dislodge her sister 'Krampus' put down my Grandma. He finally managed to remove her sister, with their father's help, and fled out the door. The next day she saw that her neighbor had several deep scratches on his face. It wasn't til many years later that she figured out that her parents had conspired with the neighbor to try and scare her into behaving for the holidays.
lol
I thought the neighbor was a creep for a moment
KRumPy WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
That is one of the funniest stories I have heard all day. You just made my day.
So your grandmother's parents basically paid their neighbor to fake kidnap their daughter. That's kinda fucked up man, I mean I wouldn't be surprised if your grandma was terrified for years of opening the door when someone knocked after that, I know I would be. I also wouldn't be surprised if until she found out her parents paid him to do it, she thought her neighbor was a kidnapping rapist or something.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Krampus backwards is "sup mark"
Derp lol
Omg your right
Soo underrated
Hollie fukk
*Hogwarts wants you're location*
That “movie” you were watching at the start is actually a short animated film where a young woman finds and raises a baby dragon in the city that they live in. The two become very close until an older dragon kidnaps the baby dragon and flies away. It’s up to the woman to track down her dragon friend and bring him home. It’s actually a really great thing to watch, I seriously love it and I highly recommend it, it’s called “Sintel”.
You, my friend, are a legend
I know I'm like super late but I immediately went to the comments to find one like this because I was like OH HECK ITS SINTEL. THAT SHORT IS SO GOOOOOOD (and low-key sad) BUT SO GOOOOOOD. ♡
So glad there are other people who knew what it was too. C:
What was awesome about that short is that it was meant as a project to show off how well Blender can render movies. It's pretty timeless for what was supposed to be a supposed benchmark test.
I was hoping for the name of that, thank ya kindly Connor!!!
@@sarmeister1699 Happy to have helped!
When he went “Ball, Ball, ball, ball!” My dog went and grabbed his ball and wanted me to play with him
Edit: yes I played with him, what am I, a psychopath?
Omg that is so cute
Lol
That’s precious
( ͡° ᴥ ͡°) BaLl
Curious Fox He’s my dog why do you do this
Persephone Hana Do what, sorry if I offended you in any way :)🤭
13:27 the audio error was trying to save him from Demonetization lmao
Nothing can save you from demonetization, mwahaha
Yeah that’s true now
* *_points out the weirdness of the laundry room_* *
* *_Has five ovens_* *
28 S5 AB 297ÑDẞ!
Evan Gould Sup, subcribe,plz
Your profile pic says it all
CircusAngel And Silver Dragons ty, for ur sinsere honesty , I don’t know you but tell me this...will did you respond tell me...when you could’ve left..think about that...you waste not only my time, but your time as well🤬🤔🤔
@@brianbandley1356 it's annoying when people beg for subs. Thats why they said that because your comment is wasting our time and will NOT get you more subs.
Every time the audio cuts out it seems like it’s cutting out when he swears 😂
🤣
It does 😂😂
bruh
Ye
I'm done- -poopy
Krampus: I'm going to get this guy...easy prey
Mark: I hope he doesn't rip my toes from *uNdEr* my feet
Krampus: ..... this guy isn't normal
Instead of Mark being the victim, it’s Krampus to Mark being weird
I love how you use that and not the poopy eating as an example
xD this made my day
Lol
"IDB SPRA YOU BICH, I'LL SPRAY YOU!!"
_"It's Cock o' Clock"_
*-Markiplier, 2019*
24:23
L
₩₩₩
What is that profile pic exactly
@@Wiggly_Duder I was going to ask that too
Nice grayscale effect. It makes the audio bugs more natural and fitting. Thanks for the extra work!
*Mark tries sexually interacting with Krampus to stay alive*
Ahahahaha...
Who wouldn't?
I WOULD LITTERLY DO THAT 😂😂✋
Krampus be like 👁👄👁
Hah gai
Mark complaining about only having a drying rack and a washer
Also Mark: I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
who els got that reference
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@randomaussiegirl4625 also mark: I didnt have a washer when I was young, we were too poor to afford a washer
@@Dondo_Golden_Rose lol
😂😂
*Markiplier has a heart attack: Part 456*
Season 63
WhOS KeePIng CouNt??!!
@@keithflores5620 i think he counted all in this video lol
@@aidanbuss6842 lol
😂😂
Its so funny to see how quickly his expression can change 😂
Lol
Jeff Bitter good morning
This is weird everyone's replying to my comments
Exactly!! He goes: "I am so pr-.. No no no no no... Krumpy Lumpy you stay away, from, meee-eee-ee!! Damniiiiit!!!
@Eli Heasley Lol! I just noticed that!
The deer is easily the creepiest to me. It's colors are washed out, it's movements are creepy, it has no face, and the noises it makes are unsettling
Keep the scary games coming please
Miss the scary games
I second this ^^
Yus
Omfg I always see you!!!
666 likes nani
1)Pick up your audio
2)Throw it out the window
3)Walk outside
4)Stomp on it three times
5)Pick it up
6)Pour some Goop Juice on it
*It’s fixed*
Hope that helped
Much help, my deafness is fixness
Good old goop juice
Wonder if it works on my tablet....
how to basic WAY
But. . . . .but. . . . .but. . . . . . .I don't has Goop Juice.
I just imagine every bleep in the audio is markiplier swearing aggressively
That's understandable.
YEP LOL
"Does anybody know where the f***box is"
Saame
Me : *saying goodnight to my teddy bear*
Teddy Bear : *saying good night back*
Me : yOu WeRnT sUpOSt tO Do tHAt
Me: *holds up crosses*
*burns it*
@@k.u.m.a4459 what about the evil ashes inside of it,, get sone holy water
time to get my holy grenade
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Little did we know.. this was actually another Unnecessary Censorship video
If Krampus is at home then it shouldn't be a problem- oh you meant _my_ home. Oh. Well crap.
How does this have 182 likes but no replies?
Edit:191 likes now
@@CoffeeKnife I guess it doesn't have reply
Of course Mark would make fun of someone not having a clothes dryer when he has five ovens.
And a Tesla
Exactly!!!!!
L,ao I said the same thing
Ikr
The most effective clothes dryers.
My heart dropped when he did his evasive maneuvers around that pillar every time Krampus came outside
Thought this would scare me but I’m just laughing my ass off at Mark’s reactions instead
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooll mark puussy
Lmfao, sibcribe? wat!?..who said that?
Me watching mark play any horror game
me too
Lol so true
Krampus in backwards is
*Sup mark*
O hai Mark
Bruh true
Oh die mark
OOF
choco brownies I love ❤️ u comments
Omfg I love Mark 😂😂 He complains about the house not having a dryer but HE'S A MAN THAT LIVES WITH FIVE OVENS 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly facts 😂😂
Horrifying Demon Man: attacks mark
Mark: IVE GOT A WATER PISTOL I WILL SPRAY YOU
The “horrifying demon man” is Krampus.
@@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 i know bro but Krampus just didn’t sound as scary to meh.
Honestly the audio cuts add to the video spookiness, also it remind me of the unnecessary censorship vids
YES
Your cute.
@@ooferrell Boy. That's mildly creepy.
@@simonkat2792 yeah I know...it fits the video. Thanks though!
@@ooferrell
Well played
The audio blips make it seem like mark is swearing profusely
Yeah, it actually does!
Yeah
I know right?
I mean he actually swears a lot
Heh...
Lol...
We don't need game audio....just the voice of mark
We done even get that sometimes ;-;
So you would be willing to watch markiplier scream for 30 minutes.
@@theorangemouse3277 isn't that every other video
His mic audio was screwed up also
TheOrangeMouse he literally makes videos like that and he still gets millions of views so apparently yes
You know, maybe if the kid had told his parents there was an emergency and they needed to come home right away instead of telling them weird creatures were chasing him, maybe they would've listened to him
Riley B still BS they would come home and yell and go away again because nothing is wrong on the outside
Pff parents😑😑😒
"Hey kiddo theres nothing out he- distaint screaming"
Maybe if you instead told them about monsters you just tell them someone's in the house THEN they'll understand
@@hmmgames6852 how uncaring do you think those parents are???
Like.. you’re leaving your kid alone at home,,
Maybe if he told them that he was going to call the police right after, then they would realize the seriousness or the lengths of which their kid is willing to go to get their attention.
Maybe they really wanted to stay where they were or didn’t have a good route out
I know it’s a small thing Mark did but every time the audio glitched he quickly filter everything to black and white and I can probably understand how long that took to make in post and I just wanted to recognize Mark for his efforts to make a video love him sm💕
@Ariola Cardiovascular Lol how old r u
Doesn't he have an editor?
He has an editor
@Ariola Cardiovascular don't start
@xpastel ° probably yeah XD run while you can
*looks left and right*
Mark: Where are you!?
Krampus: *comes through window*
The idea of a malevolent deer that just enters houses makes is hilarious to me.
"it's one hundred percent super very evil but like...all it really does is wander around"
Well, deer have been known to kill grown men with their horns.
Way back when I was in middle school we had an intruder lockdown. The intruder was a deer. A deer jumped through a window and was running through the hallways. A week later, a deer broke into the other middle school in my town. Crazy deer out here.
@@ForestofCicadas a deer on a mission
+ForestofCicadas same deer probably just wanted to get an education
"The bitchin kitchin' don't have no key!"
Favorite quote
Mark:AuDiO mEssEs Up
Me:... I don't see anything wrong
* audio cuts out *
Me:oH
Finn Oof every time it messes up pretend he’s swearing. It’s a fun game 😂
Also the color goes out
I can tell this is gonna be one of those games I remember for no reason years later like Dumpy Going Elephants and Eurobear Driving Simulator
“ How much action did they think their son was gonna get?” 😂😂
Welp he's a rich spoiled kid soooo he'd get a lot with the money he'd give to the girls
Almost everytime he cuts out it kinda seems like he's swearing and i was just..rolling XD
woah first reply
hello
Im the hundredth like
Whatcha know about rolling down in the deep?
@@GameMaster-mn7wd when your brain goes numb?
the elf is one of Mark's Kiddies that he kept killing in Happy Wheels XD
You steal my profile pic? Jk lol
"kRuMpY nO" *i choked on my food*
OliviaIsWeird O my mood tho
Games instinct - if we don't see the enemy the enemy don't see us
shashwat singh baghel the classic instinct that we gamers have lol 😂
And then they sneak up behind us and don't do anything until we turn around
mark gets chased by krampus.
Mark: *ALALALLALLALLALLAKIASALSJALALLA"
Lol
Cuts out
Wait
"Krampus" backwards is "sup Mark"
Was Krampus just trying to say hello to him this whole time?
Flamestone R. Coincindence? i really dont think so
I noticed the same thing
0.o
INterEsTinG
Duuuuuudddee
my new favourite word
krumptastic
Kumpalicious
thats krumptastic
Krumpo
Personally I like krumpy 😂
FaithfulUnicorn I feel you...
Also I like the word: **Kramapa**
Does anyone else notice that when his audio cuts out it sounds like he muted his cursing...what's also funny is that I could expect mark to curse that much
P.s love you mark!! :)
Mark: *promises Krampus a good time if he leaves him alone*. Also mark: *terrified of deer*
Krampus spelled backwards is "Sup Mark" -Game Grumps 2018 or 2019
EDITED
(Did the Game Grumps predict Mark playing this?! Joking of course.)
What do you mean "Joking of course" that's goddamn right😂
How ironic is that? Holy shit. I'm scared for Mark.
I didn't think you were joking at all
He's already made it farther than the Grumps ever will try to. Top tier 800 IQ gameplay
of course they did
Christmas Already?
well 2019 was good, 'lassies.
Edit: That's a lot of likes.
Xd
XD lol
lol
Merry christmas everyone!
HAPPY NEW YEAR! (for 2020)
Wow just as I get home I see
‘Krampus is home’
*_Quite frankly I feel attacked_*
Illumitti Confirm.
TØP! ATD oh same xD i just figured welp looks like I’m Krampus
Same tho
meeee
I just got home too lol
Mark: "maybe he's attracted to noise."
Me: "well obviously, he IS trying to murder you 😂"
“No, I’m a big boy now! I’m a big boy! With big boy DREEEEEEAAAAMSSS!!!!!”
Well said Mark.
GalakStari This is why Mark is the best you tuber
Boil I like dat
*READS NOTE* "you are coming with me" I DONT THINK SO! NO! STRANGER DANGER!
I imagine every audio boop just mark having a heckin hiccup
I imagine him swearing
Jumpscare list:
13:19
14:42
16:58
21:41
23:00
24:59
29:43
you missed 12:55 although that one is a little less unexpected
BLESS YOUR HEART, TYSM
gods bless
B L E S S
I was looking for this in the comments. Thank you mate
Who else wants him to go back to this game?
Lara Augustine yeah me too but I doubt it tho
Me
same
I do
Me
the deer and Krampus himself actually aren’t scary at all, *but that elf though*
Ikr that is the scariest part except for 31:34 lol
I think you made an error
*Hello brother*
Brooke Conley do you mean 21:34?
I didn’t find 21:34 scary
The movie on the tv is actually Sintel, an open movie by the Blender Foundation (Blender is an older-ish 3D computer graphics software toolset) and released in 2010. The movie's open source so no worries on that one :)
I'm actually really surprised, though, I never expected to see Sintel in a game years later :P
I KNEW I'd seen that before.. thought it was Sintel but wasn't sure.
I thought it was how to train your dragon I wont lie XD
How did you get that from that 5 second clip
@@priyamanobal I've seen the full film before, several times--so after looking at the clip a couple times it was pretty easy to connect the dots.
When Markiplier is hiding in a closet and the killer comes close to him and when the killer is going out his door when he notices him he doesn't stay quiet he screams “STAY AWAY IM NOT HERE” at the top of his lungs like it will scare the killer away 100% survival strategy proven it works 👌
As an Austrian I feel insulted by this. Krampus is not a Killer. It is Austrian Culture. He comes every Year on the 5th and 6th of December. He punishes instead of Rewards. He takes instead of gives.
Hell visits Naughty Children. But your Punishment depends on how naughty you were.
You were rude? Mwh, hell just scold you.
Stole something? Hell beat you with his birch twig.
You did something Terrible? Oh well. *Hell just stuff you into his sack and takes you to his lair.* What becomes of them? Noone knows. He may torture you. Hell devour you or drown you. The most famous theory, *he spirits them to hell*
DelayAnimation if he devours or drowns you, then technically he is a killer :P
DelayAnimation what do you think drowning someone is?
@@marinarasauce3412 an accident?
@@belkat5666 but it's another person doing it?
"Rub peanut butter on my tensil."
-Markiplier, 2019
Jumpscares
7:55 (small)
12:24 (small)
12:52 (medium)
13:18 (BIG)
14:40 (BIG)
16:23 (small)
16:50 (BIG)
21:14 (small)
21:40 (BIG)
22:57 (BIG)
24:45 (small)
24:49 (medium)
24:57 (BIG)
26:44 (small)
29:42 (small)
Thanks !
@Miriam Castilleja the jumpscares arent even scary
Thanks for letting me know nothing happens in the first darkness.
Thank you
Forgot one at 25:00
You don’t have a maze in your backyard?!
He's a man with 5 ovens, he doesn't need a maze
Of course I do! Don't we all?
+Wolfpack Games oh my god yes😂😂 one of which is a toaster oven🤣
I'm surprised. I have two mazes in mine.
It's hip and it's now
Every time I hear “gazebo”, I can’t help but think of Eddie from IT, lmao.
“THEY’RE GAZEBOS, MOM!”
Hailey Hicks I think of the gazebo episode from Daria
"IT MEANS THEIR BULLSHIT"
@Mason Merrifield I was just going to say that
Mark: You wanna run that by me again?
Jack: Do you have 90 minutes?
Krampus spelled backwards spells SupMark courtesy to the GameGrumps
How did I not noticed
Lol this just made my day 💜
Next time, I shall spell almost every words backwards! Starting with... Santa... Atnas...
Night Whiskers
Markiplier...
Reilpikram
Boba..
Abob
I wasn't expecting so many likes thanks
Christmas came early this year.
How to properly clean your metal computer I feel like i see you everywhere aaahhh first on paul wil slap u now on markiplier
Technically it came late O.o
You come to comment sections too many times
Tell Mark to wear those glasses
Late
The audio problem sounds like it's randomly censoring Mark 😂😂😂😂
RazzleDazzles new random censoring compilation?
100th like. Lets go
@@breezy6076 yes
Absolutely yes
At one point it worked perfectly too!
Totally! 😂
I like how RUclips recommends this for me when it's near Christmas
Apparently they want hell on Christmas
Well I was watching this my all black dog snuck into my room and just sat in the corner of my room. It scared me to death.
Imagine if they had antlers on... so much nope.
*when your phone randomly pauses and you think it's just mark being dramatic*
whoop
I was Swearing the whole time thinking my phone Broke :/
800 IQ gameplay.
Shooting a flying demon elf with a water pistol 👌👌👌
Isaac Beach yeah but not a elf
Lol
Did Mark or whoever edited this seriously take the time pick out every audio bug and put a B&W filter over that exact split second?
No there was a problem with the editing he didn't mean for it to cut to black and white or cut the sound but it makes the video better since it's a horror game
Lixian edited it
Nathan Pryor well Lixian isn’t the only editor
@@kanyeweast2377 I believe at the time this video came out Lixian was the only editor but I could be wrong.
@@JEL_93 well technically he's not in the description either so I think mark edited this one
Here's a random song I came up with after watching this. Enjoy! XD
(Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells):
Behind a stone pillar
In the middle of the night
I'm hiding in fear
From a scary sight
I heard some strange noises
But I thought I was alone
My parents don't believe me and they just hang up the phone, oh
It's Krampus, it's Krampus, trying to kill me
I can't move 'cause if I do, I've nowhere else to flee, oh
It's Krampus, it's Krampus, trying to kill me
The audio keeps cutting out - can someone save me, please!
niceeeeee
This is great!
AwesomE
Way to go dude
I appreciate this
I love celebrating Christmas 12 months early
Christmas decorations up on the 26th in a nutshell
Or 1 month later
Ill decorate my room with satans things and black magic dolls
Krampus is a German belief where instead of getting coal, you get beaten by Krampus
On Christmas
You been a bad kid this year! Prepare for the beating of a life time!
What are you talking about, also it's not even german
@@TheNoobius close enough
He gives you cramps. Krampus
Well my boyfriend gonna get a beating
I love this video bc I use it as a tradition. Every Christmas Eve, I watch this before I go to bed and then watch the other scary holiday games. Best tradition I’ve made ever :))
Same here!!
Are we sure it wasn’t Krampus messing with the mic?
:0
i like it when he audio cuts out because at 25:33 it makes it seem like hes cursing while hes talking about poop lmao
*"OH, Oh oh... You're quite ugly."*
Lmao, that killed me 😂
Once I got the Face of Death in a game. I was a hundred percent sure it would be a mirror. Sadly not
what my demon under my bed says when they see me trying to plug in something
12:56
Weak
Wonder if you are ever gonna play this again. Would be fun to see it this year!
You can tell by how he plays this game what type of First person shooter player he is
CoD native
"Any console will do"
**Receives Soulja Boy Console**
Hahah xD
How about an Ouya?
"i tried spraying him with every fluid i had in me
*Markiplier2019*
them noice dose of dank memes water
Fluid*
As he was saying that, I found this, DAMN THE TIMING.
Whoops
But has he tried sticky nut juice?
I love deer because they're very beautiful animals, but my god that creepy red-green light deer unsettled me so much.
Water is liquid
Spit is liquid
Therefore,You can spit on the elf
Oh ya might as well put your eyeball in front of the deer so it cannot move
He doesn't like to be ignored so technically, you can put a camera in front of him and he'd be fine lmao
A mirror should work on the deer too.
Both of your questions makes sense
Krampus is a gRuMpY wUmPy WuMpUs WoOo
I get visited by Krampus every month. It’s the demon that lives in my uterus that tries to claw its way out for a few days before giving up.
Me and my friend actually started referring to our periods as Krampus, so now every month one of us says something like, "Krampus came back last night," and the other one says, "Do you need supplies?" XD
If somebody says “I got my period” imma say “So you will get a Krampus?”
I think all us girls got wat you meant the first time we read it 😂
@@smoorzboyzbabeee fuckin moof
@@gremi_ 😂
17:55 “ *epic gasp* flying elf? magic is in the air! ” lol
🦀 KRAMPUS IS GONE 🦀
i-win Krampus took the kids 😞
OBAMA IS GONE
Krabpus?
*Crabs starts raving*
4:20 😂😂😂😂 "I guess I whispered sweet nothings into its ear" 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm hollering at 4 in the morning rn 😂😂😂😂😂
4:20... get it? "Smoke weed everyday"
This video is equivalent to having hiccups
Random fan Woot Oh god thanks nows thats all i see
It has biiig hiccup energy
It’s funny because while I’m watching this I’m having the hiccups lol
when that freaking elf showed up when markimoo opened the door i fell out of my bed on my portable speaker XD