@@TheUnoriginal2394 real power move is if Jerma gaslit us into believing he had a girlfriend so hard that the girlfriend he made up then gaslit him into believing he has a catch phrase he didn't have. Be almost as surreal as the time he killed Santa.
@@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment The most psychotic move is if he gaslit us into believing that he exists, so he could say that he has a girlfriend, and gaslight her into gaslighting him about his catchphrase so he could gaslight us about her gaslighting, when he was the sole gaslighter. What a psycho
It seems like some of the funniest Jerma moments come from pets in the Sims. The dog smothering themselves in pee and the cat that was DESTROYED by a meteor
Every time he says there is no monster coming out of the closet makes me believe he will put a guy in there with a monster costume and does a bit where he gets killed by the closet monster on stream.
12:27 love that jerma looks at a spinach-green video game dog and thinks “ah yes, this clearly runs the risk of making me genuinely legally liable for copyright infringement on the intellectual property of the Disney corporation, as it pertains to *Yoda* from the Star Wars franchise”
The image of a Pizza man waiting at the door on Christmas Eve while Santa just walks through the front door while the pizza man is uninterested and staring at the door, while the only person left from the Christmas party is just singing ominous Christmas music instead of answering the door will haunt me for the rest of my life.
everyone singing towards the wall was a fever dream. It's actually really unnerving how little sense everything makes, its like we're looking into an alien world.
Btw you can absolutely get a hernia from laughing too hard. Excessive laughing causes excessive abdominal muscle strain, which is more or less what causes hernias in the first place. So yeah, Jerma probably got a hernia laughing too hard, which is the most Jerma thing ever
The thing that got me, was jerma being surprised someone would just give him money for doing something poorly. As if he doesn’t do it as a career. Great video
I quite like the design of having the main floor raised up. Makes the property more secure, more flood resistant (especially since he's on the beach) and I like the clean lines it gives the ground level walls.
I never thought that I'd need to see Jerma try to rationalize just the average Sims 4 day, but this turned out even better than the extreme violence stuff. His building was like all of our first Sims builds accumulated into one, scaled up by like 3 times. I kinda wanna see at least 10 more vids of Jerma just playing normal Sims. He WILL get more familiar with the mechanics, but that might only cause more hilarity as he uses them all wrong Jerma also pronounced "Nina" like an alien
This would be fantastic, however the third law of Jerma Dynamics states he can't understand game mechanics or else the blood moon will rise and we will all drown in a sea of sorrows. Or maybe I just misinterpreted the meat grinder rant from the Elden Ring playthrough really, really, weirdly.
Jerma: "I just want to play a normal game of the Sims" 30 minutes later: *Has installed a bed the size of a large bathroom, an entire subway station and a public restroom, all in his own house*
I'm convinced this man is an eldritch god of trickery, chaos and uncertainty. I literally looked away for two seconds after Jerma went on a rant about wanting to have a normal game. TWO seconds, and the kitchen is on fire along with his sim. Fast forward not even five minutes, look away for three seconds again and then look back and his Sim is walking out of the house butt naked. There is no other way to explain it; Jerma is Nyarlathotep.
@@Michael-zf1ko we all know that's just the conditioning from years of being brainwashed by the lizard people kicking in. Jerma really can't help himself, and it's not his fault!
39:49 bruh imagine you’re just singing Christmas carols with your friends and family, and then suddenly one of them just stops and takes a fat shit on your pile of presents
Jerma makes me laugh a lot, but I'm pretty sure I could have died at several times from a lack of oxygen. The burning sim and shotgun santa were some of my favorite parts
While I also hate Origin not just having a regular cart like every other platform, there actually literally is a Sims section where you CAN select all of them at once.
the sims series are all absolute gold they are by FAR my fav streams but this one is so special to me because of just how much everyone _despised_ this sim. this fucking weird pervert guy just having death wished upon him at every second. there was never a moment with chat not convulsing w hatred for this man and i love that so much. worse jerma character ever
seriously though why couldn't he get the pizza? why would nobody leave until right before the big event? why did santa start acting like a regular person? did jerma corrupt the game when uninstalling mods? or is this just what vanilla+dlc sims 4 is?
Hoping to see Jerkle Offman and Tom Tatooine in the next season of Mandalorian or pointless Star Wars spin-off show # 236. They obviously have a hard time coming up with names themselves when they go for shit like Babu Frick and Elan Sleazebaggano.
The government can't. Jerma has some dirt on them about how they attempted to create the perfect human specimen and then got Jerma instead. Which suggests Jerma is the perfect human specimen. Discuss:
I like how Jerma dressed McNulty all weird because he intended to make him a werewolf and then just never did.
He also said he'd make him a jedi but didn't finish.
"I'll do it in one sentence instead of like 25 sentences."
*explains Origin's lack of cart feature in 30+ sentences*
Also uses like 25 sentences to explain that he isn't going to use 25 sentences to talk about Origin.
@@Michael-zf1ko 50 sentence andy
Jerma is definitely the Laszlo Krasznahorkai of streamers.
that was an accideny
Jerma admitted that his own girlfriend gaslit into believing he has a catchphrase he has never said before.
or what if he's gaslighting us into believing holly is just as deranged and psychotic as him. truly a psycho move.
@@TheUnoriginal2394 real power move is if Jerma gaslit us into believing he had a girlfriend so hard that the girlfriend he made up then gaslit him into believing he has a catch phrase he didn't have.
Be almost as surreal as the time he killed Santa.
@@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment The most psychotic move is if he gaslit us into believing that he exists, so he could say that he has a girlfriend, and gaslight her into gaslighting him about his catchphrase so he could gaslight us about her gaslighting, when he was the sole gaslighter. What a psycho
Jerma doused me in gas and lit me on fire.
@@samael4550 GAS!
39:50 I love how Jerma just turns BEET RED as soon as the sim looks like he's going to piss on the presents.
jerma lost control of his shapeshifting powers for a second there
@@anubisakhenaten3094 He was turning into the Imposter
he does it at 25:48 too lmfaooo
It seems like some of the funniest Jerma moments come from pets in the Sims. The dog smothering themselves in pee and the cat that was DESTROYED by a meteor
thats so funny cuz. in his next sims like jerma smothered himself in pee (in first person pov too)
I didn't read 'pets' at first and I thought you just loved animals in pain
I still have nightmares about that cat…
Did you hear about the cat that Jerma adopted? He was destroyed.
What cat? WHAT CAT??@@nathanchapin8445
5:58 jerma has to clarify that there's no monster in the closet like the fans are toddlers going to bed
To be fair, it wouldn't be the strangest thing to happen on a Jerma Stream
@@Cobraxx23 What's the strangest thing, then, though?
@@NewJerusalemLark probably when he shoved an entire baseball up his ass
@@NewJerusalemLark the baseball stream
you say that like 75% of chat don't start going "CLOSET... MONKAS" instantly lol
It’s still very surreal seeing highlights of jerma streams that weren’t streamed 40 years ago.
This one was streamed 40 years in the future.
I love watching jerma as a germ
@@nathanchapin8445 germa
Every time he says there is no monster coming out of the closet makes me believe he will put a guy in there with a monster costume and does a bit where he gets killed by the closet monster on stream.
We can only hope
I don't remember for sure but I think his ex girlfriend hid in his closer and scared him once during a vr stream or something.
@@SWIIIMS 💀💀
He should.
I nearly choked on my chips reading this
The difference in the color of his face from 44:04 to 44:15 is insane
Wtf is he a chameleon!?
yo wtf he's a shapeshifter you can see it happen what the actual hell is wrong with this man
the sheer about of fear on jermas face at 43:50 when he thought santa had a gun is incredible
12:27 love that jerma looks at a spinach-green video game dog and thinks “ah yes, this clearly runs the risk of making me genuinely legally liable for copyright infringement on the intellectual property of the Disney corporation, as it pertains to *Yoda* from the Star Wars franchise”
Spinach green sounds very funny
In a game that lets you be a Star Wars™ Jedi
I think the fact jerma got a hernia from laughing is the funniest thing. It’s possible to develop a hiatal hernia from laughing, rare but possible.
neco arc 😩
jerma gave me a hiatal hernia from laughing too much, not lying
The image of a Pizza man waiting at the door on Christmas Eve while Santa just walks through the front door while the pizza man is uninterested and staring at the door, while the only person left from the Christmas party is just singing ominous Christmas music instead of answering the door will haunt me for the rest of my life.
that was horrifying
I love that he awkwardly squeezes around the pizza man then hangs at the bottom of the stairs, it's like a dude at a party going out for a cigarette
everyone singing towards the wall was a fever dream. It's actually really unnerving how little sense everything makes, its like we're looking into an alien world.
39:19 I actually almost suffocated laughing at that lady who tries to do this cool bottle flip and it just smashes against the oven
"Jerkoff Stevenson" is my favourite out of all the suggested names
Woah, Jerma made the dollhouse stream into a real game?
IKR, he never ceases to amaze me!
+2
truly a visionary
Yeah! And this time he actually dies!!!😁😁😁
Ye
Santa casually calling to ask if he should shoot his shot 😂 im dying
He does that in my game as well. I swear he has a higher chance of asking since he does it every 2 seconds
Bro he went BEET RED when he sent McNulty nude jogging, I have never seen such a visceral second hand embarrassment from someone playing the sims
This triggered his deep phobia of finding out he's naked in public situations
Btw you can absolutely get a hernia from laughing too hard. Excessive laughing causes excessive abdominal muscle strain, which is more or less what causes hernias in the first place. So yeah, Jerma probably got a hernia laughing too hard, which is the most Jerma thing ever
The thing that got me, was jerma being surprised someone would just give him money for doing something poorly. As if he doesn’t do it as a career. Great video
The psycho saying "apparently I say that" really shows how crazy he is.
Maybe his gf is as crazy as him and is gaslighting him. Crazy attracts crazy
If the edits contain 5+ minutes of “Stream in orbit soon” you just know it’s gonna be a tough one
“Special effects dog” will forever be the best moment in my life. And it will also be where I peeked. There’s no going past it lol.
jerma letting all those ppl in his house is like the scene from shrek where all the animals and people and shit live in his shack
2:28 "you cant get a hernia like that" you literally can istg chat just says stuff to be contrarian they all wanna be the one guy so bad
lichralyyyy
I quite like the design of having the main floor raised up. Makes the property more secure, more flood resistant (especially since he's on the beach) and I like the clean lines it gives the ground level walls.
"it's gonna be a poodle" (chooses afghan hound)
I love that Jerma's description still links to the "main channel" that hasn't had a video in 5 years lmao
every jerma sims highlight is unbelievably funny, it just hits differently with all the chaos (and this was unmodded..)
McNulty looks like one of those corporate 3D animated models
_43:50__ proves that jerma is a prey animal_
I never thought that I'd need to see Jerma try to rationalize just the average Sims 4 day, but this turned out even better than the extreme violence stuff. His building was like all of our first Sims builds accumulated into one, scaled up by like 3 times.
I kinda wanna see at least 10 more vids of Jerma just playing normal Sims. He WILL get more familiar with the mechanics, but that might only cause more hilarity as he uses them all wrong
Jerma also pronounced "Nina" like an alien
This would be fantastic, however the third law of Jerma Dynamics states he can't understand game mechanics or else the blood moon will rise and we will all drown in a sea of sorrows.
Or maybe I just misinterpreted the meat grinder rant from the Elden Ring playthrough really, really, weirdly.
@@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment His comprehension is beyond our comprehension
Jerma: "I just want to play a normal game of the Sims"
30 minutes later: *Has installed a bed the size of a large bathroom, an entire subway station and a public restroom, all in his own house*
"1 sentence" and then he proceeds to talk like the first sentence of Frankenstein.
streamer becomes enraged with EA and breaks his one sentence rule causing an extra $100 to be added to his debt
I mean, technically that sounded more like a run-on sentence, but I'd have to see the transcription to be sure.
"I'm not going to name him Stinky Dinky"
The fact chat congregated on that name and Jerkoff is truly beautiful
jerma did say that in the video.
The werewolf disaster is one of my all time favorite jerma moments.
@telegrandjerma09 the fact that i read the obvious bot in jerma voice
@@xionkuriyama5697 lol the bot comment got removed
this reminds me of that one time that guy on shrooms took his dog on a walk in his own house
I like how he gets progressively redder over the course of the stream.
Jerma's nightmare is stopping to get gas somewhere that also has a sit down restaurant that uses ovens and ceiling fans.
I'm convinced this man is an eldritch god of trickery, chaos and uncertainty. I literally looked away for two seconds after Jerma went on a rant about wanting to have a normal game. TWO seconds, and the kitchen is on fire along with his sim. Fast forward not even five minutes, look away for three seconds again and then look back and his Sim is walking out of the house butt naked. There is no other way to explain it; Jerma is Nyarlathotep.
Loki on meth.
feels like these last few weeks theres absolutely nothing worth watching on youtube (except for jerma)
Oneyplays
Redlettermedia too
January is terrible for ad revenue so not many people put effort in
If you're looking for Jerma like streamers I'd recommend tomato gaming and charborg
Oneyplays and RLM have been dead save for the very recent new videos. January has been slow glad someone else felt it too
Only Jerma can promise not to rant, and then rant.
And I love it.
He also uses a rant to explain how he isn't going to rant, lmao.
@@Michael-zf1ko we all know that's just the conditioning from years of being brainwashed by the lizard people kicking in.
Jerma really can't help himself, and it's not his fault!
there is not a single universe that jerma doesnt have beef with santa in
11:17 this has to be the best "no chat, im not gonna..." moment
it’s crazy that jermas sentence was 22 sentences long
its crazy that jerma's prison sentence was only 22 years long.
@@TheUnoriginal2394 i didn't even know the president could commute four consecutive life sentences like that
26:00 hes so red you could melt a slice of cheese on his face
The party portion of this stream is basically the movie "mother!"
lol i just said that
Even Jerma's own girlfriend gaslights him, man was doomed to go insane from the very beginning
santa having a crush on someone and calling some random dude to help is wild
39:49 bruh imagine you’re just singing Christmas carols with your friends and family, and then suddenly one of them just stops and takes a fat shit on your pile of presents
Jerma makes me laugh a lot, but I'm pretty sure I could have died at several times from a lack of oxygen.
The burning sim and shotgun santa were some of my favorite parts
I am genuinely convinced that jermas brain is on backwards
Darth McNulty kills Padme "The fuck did I do?"
7:20 Dad when I get straight A’s on my test
49:30 when the camera freezes is genuinely terrifying
16:35 GAKA!! MY FAVOURITE NOISE THIS YEAR!!
While I also hate Origin not just having a regular cart like every other platform, there actually literally is a Sims section where you CAN select all of them at once.
not enough people are talking about how insane the squatters rights party was
So glad Jerma's move went well
the sims series are all absolute gold they are by FAR my fav streams but this one is so special to me because of just how much everyone _despised_ this sim. this fucking weird pervert guy just having death wished upon him at every second. there was never a moment with chat not convulsing w hatred for this man and i love that so much. worse jerma character ever
How does he manage to start a fire EVERY SINGLE TIME he plays the Sims?
Jerma was red the entire stream. How did he not pass out from too much blood in his head during that?
Jerma has never been to a house party apparently. Everyone messes with anything they can.
Darth Gahlic is my favourite star trek character
"Wait, this isn't the humor and hijinks festival?" - man who spent 4 hours terrorizing thr patrons of a restaurant.
I like how Jerma won't play modded because it would just turn into chaos, but somehow it still goes crazy.
Jerma and sims fit perfectly together
Jerma's wood floors weren't installed properly.
Are we not talking about his wood floor noises ahahhhaha
I have a good time with your words and bizzare statements for a ride to the entirety of the time...
2:30 thats the self loathing talking 🤣
15:40 Jerma's true bostoner coming out
i always end up crying when watching a jerma vid idk why
30:19 the amount that Jerma is unable to play this game is astonishing
The whole bit about the party being shit and everyone giving up right before Santa is LITERALLY the Spongebob special
This is the greatest Christmas story ever
As an avid sims player, watching jerma play the sims is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and causes me physical pain
I never knew people could be bad at The Sims.
"Who am I? I forgot..."
-Somebody with dementia
Good video hardest I’ve laughed in a month no joke
the dog staring at the fridge half of the game is the cherry on top
Jerma and this game is really a shi*storm. Santa Claus messaging him about love advice and everything falling apart.
jerma is a carpet in the bathroom kinda guy
Anakin Sandler
Intrusive thoughts: give your audience anxiety
Jerma: there's not gonna be a monster coming out of this door
44:26 HOLY SHIT LMFAO. WHY THE FUCK IS HE SINGING LIKE THAT????
Playing Sims always makes me moist...
The Nulty Professor
seriously though why couldn't he get the pizza? why would nobody leave until right before the big event? why did santa start acting like a regular person? did jerma corrupt the game when uninstalling mods? or is this just what vanilla+dlc sims 4 is?
I was trying to eat while watching the singing bit originally, hardest task of my life.
I was literally binge watching Jerma Sims videos and this gets posted. Thanks I guess
Jerma so short he needs a stool to reach the door
Oh that's the sims guy doing a sims video again !
Hoping to see Jerkle Offman and Tom Tatooine in the next season of Mandalorian or pointless Star Wars spin-off show # 236. They obviously have a hard time coming up with names themselves when they go for shit like Babu Frick and Elan Sleazebaggano.
9:58: 'If you're choosing, for your career, to be a Star Wars Jedi master, you *have* to be a foodie'
Jerma calling McNulty a wierdo despite cannibalizing multiple loving fans is peak comedy. When will the government stop his sinful hand?
The government can't.
Jerma has some dirt on them about how they attempted to create the perfect human specimen and then got Jerma instead.
Which suggests Jerma is the perfect human specimen.
Discuss:
Oh my god. The pizza incident at the christmas party 😂
34:05 onwards
it's so toober of jerma to tell his sim to skinny dip and then act surprised when he gets naked
I guess i have a new name to use in Star Wars The Old Republic.