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Is this where danny devitos wife stores him
the true begining of Danny Devito memes
We should ask Rhea.
The D stands for Danny Devito
"Whats your first favorite animal?"
"STOP HITTING ON ME!"
JEZEBEEEL
Did you just text the blog Jezebel?
@@drewisvibing1690 yees, are you a boy?
😂😂😂😂
i think this is the most under-appreciated channel i have ever seen in my life
ugh, i know right!
kawaiicam21 HONESTLY
Absolutely! Mark my words he's going to be bigger that Will Farrell!
Oh yeah yeah
Funniest man...woman...person on Earth. Tote.
Chris Fleming accidentally predicted the Detective Pikachu movie
SteamPoweredWerehog 1896 ...accidentally?
Technically he predicted Pokemon GO, they had just started developing it about the time this came out.
"And then start from scratch, because given Malcom Gladwell's 10,000 hour rule you'll make it better the second time and I want the best drink for ME..." I died
1st minute of video: *mocks conspiracy theorists*
Last minute of video: CIA pls raid Google for Pokemon
I
oliviawa1000 midpoint: an entire skit about basic white girl Starbucks orders
CHRIS FLEMING PREDICTED THAT GOOGLE WOULD PRODUCE POKEMON GO
Chelsea Lemburg Google didn't produce it...
DezThePuff Pokemon go started as a Google maps April fools joke
Lillian Adorjan did they produce it though
I passed by the D batteries in Target today and started laughing thinking of this video. Chris, you light up my life.
with a D battery?
Ava Giselle Hah. Hah. Hah...
Like his d battery flashlight?
'two buckets of, um, milk'
"psyduck just walking around having a panic attack" honestly relatable
"they have pokemon at google" fucking called it lol
I thought this was about batteries?
Broke: Raiding Area 51 to find aliens.
Woke: Raiding Google HQ to find Pokémon
"Yes. Are you a boy?" Hahahaha
"rIIISE like the phoenix!!! Like
P I D G E O T T O!!!!"
“Nixon’s a merman so he can’t do diddly SQUAT to save us.”
I. Cannot. BREATHE.
"Because I miss summer and I miss my girls..." I FEEL SO ATTACKED HAHA I USED TO SAY THIS SOOO MUCH
i dont undersand. why cant you see your girls all year round. are they hibernating. AMERICA EXPLAIN
@@Julia-ku5oy as a (sort of) woman, i can confirm
1. Your eyes are beautiful.
2. I can't get over the perfect timing of the glasses falling into place after you talk about Mark Achino (he's a catch btw)
i wonder if the google headquarters is a pokestop
Hana Bryanne - It's probably a gym, while each individual department is a PokéStop.
the one in Kirkland (seattle) washington has two gyms
I have finally found a person with the same attention span while talking like me.
3:42
The pronunciation of Pidgeotto made me self-combust
"given malcolm gladwell's 10,000 hour rule, you're gonna be better the second time you make it" jfc now i'm glad i read that book so i get this reference xD
olliedollie1204 I pissed my pants at that part 😂😂😂
I already had respect for him but I have even more respect after finding this video
“If I had known it was this much I would’ve saved the money to go on a cruise so I could suck on a coral reef and tell a platypus my secrets”
"I've got one word for you, Google, 'hubris'." Fuck I laughed.
"Is this where Danny DeVito's wife stores him?"
Seriously the most quotable human being on RUclips.
the flirty "yes... are you a boy😳?" joke absolutely murdered me . trans rights godamn
The Jurassic Park music was brilliant😂
2 CUPS OF ... MILK. lmfao i thought he was going to say something more extravagant.
*BUCKETS*, buckets of milk
My friend lost the cord for her keyboard then was relieved when she found out it also runs of batteries.. only to realize it takes 6 D-BATTERIES
6 bjorks
Taylor Dyssegard music keyboard maybe? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"THEY BREED POKEMON FOR US" -chris fleming
I love that he has all the costumes in the back seat just, waiting for their time to shine
my uncle is a google fiber worker. i’ve been to his office here’s a list of the stuff they had-
-enough snacks to feed Siberia
-really good protein drinks (“sugar free” uh-huh suuuuuure)
-hot chocolate maker
-open seating
-desks that rise and fall
-around 800 t shirts
-key cards that are holographic like the lunchboxes the cool kids had in 3rd grade (im not kidding they are so overkill)
-and ofc, P O K É M O N
that Starbucks order xD ... I should go to the Starbucks here and order that exact order lmaoo
Sameeeee
Don’t be an asshole to service workers
“Psyduck is having a panic attack.” That made me laugh more then it should have
that starbucks order is probably the only time a video has made me cry laughing.
“...small plane, Björk...” I’m immediately deceased
He literally predicted Pokemon Go and I love it XD
The Google employee rant has me dead
The brief shot of the Google employee wearing a purple shirt and then seeing the same purple shirt in the backseat in the immediate next shot made me laugh harder than it should have
"Ask Jeeves will rise again like the Phoenix!!" Had me dying.
This activated my Google home to define Hubris.
That means two things:
*Google is always watching*
*I must have the voice of a severely agitated man*
I miss summer and I miss my girlssss.
JEZEBELLLLL
Mark Achino with the glasses falling down absolutely SENT me and I couldn’t tell you why
WE ALL HAVE POKEMON NOW!! CHRRIISSS
The ever-growing pile of clothes in the backseat 🤣
The Jurassic Park theme music... All I can see is Pokemons majestically adventuring around google. I'm tearing up.
This androgynous scarecrow makes me laugh til I cry
“Trust me, they treat us well” I died
"Your days of being in top are numbered!" - five-year-old me at my brother who *always* got the top bunk.
Gayle doesn't know how to say Channing Tatum but she knows all about Pokemon. Lol Priorities.
I didn’t realize Chris has extensive knowledge of Pokémon
"Chansey's throwing eggs everywhere" omfg lmfao
In the old days "D" size batteries were more common than "AA" thanks to Radio-Phono and Radio-Cassette. Today it's the opposite, "AA" batteries are still common because many wall clocks still uses them and some TV's remote control uses "AA" or "AAA" while the applications of "D" size batteries are now more limited because power hungry devices are powered by rechargeable batteries.
It baffles me that this video only has 72k views. WHY THE FUCK HAVE MORE PEOPLE NOT DISCOVERED THIS BEAUTIFUL GEM KNOWN AS CHRIS FLEMMINGS RUclips CHANNEL?
i’m binging chris and i can’t believe i missed another gladwell reference!!
"psyduck just walking around having a panic attack" XD omg i laughed way too hard at that
The Jurassic Park had me keeled over laughing.
my favorite pokemen are chlamydia and prozac
I love how his sunglasses kept falling down.
I can't believe Chris Fleming predicted Pokémon go
Is there soup in there? Is it a...BREAD BOWL!?!
"Psyduck is walking around having a panic attack "omg I am deadddd
I bet the stuff in the back seat of his car that you can see in the corner is just all his hats and costumes
"Is this where Danny Devito's wife keeps him?!"
The Starbucks thing is on point. I once had a super toxic friend get angry at the barista for putting whipped cream on her Frappuchino because she was lactose intolerant. 😂
….Those are deeply contradictory desires. Frappuccinos are just caffeinated milkshakes. Every single ingredient in them is some kind of dairy product or dairy derivative.
@@tatehildyard5332 That's the irony. In hindsight, I can't tell if she was stupid or just full of BS. Probably a bit of both. Most of her 'personal tragedies' were just stories about how Princess didn't get her way. Even when you're giving her what she ordered, it's still not right. smdh
"Psyduck is walking around having a panic attack" im crying 😂
This has to be my favourite video. The tangent about Starbuck girls KILLED ME
The Jurassic park theme coming in is fucking genius and elevates this to high art.
"Psyduck walking around having a panic attack." IM CRYING
"It's 2014!"
Me in 2020: Oh no
When it's 2:28am and you know your five year old will be coming into your room around 6:30 wanting to be fed, but you just CAN'T STOP CLICKING ON THE NEXT VIDEO! Chris what are you doing to my life?
I REALLY need you to expand on your conspiracy theory character omg pleeeease
This man is so under appreciated. Such great talent right here.
“that’s right POKÉMON”
My friend's brother works at Google and he gave us a personal tour and let me tell that shits *SWEET* (but no Pokemon sadly)
Working at Starbucks is exactly as he described.
I hope this man is alive and healthy.
SOME GUY IN GINGHAM IS JUST PETTING A BULBASAUR
My garbage can runs on D batteries :(
Levshu Whovian My question is how and why do you have a battery powered garbage can?
Kat Cauldron It's an automatic lid opener. XD
I found your channel after I saw that my sister was watching you and I'm glad I checked it out. Your videos are hilarious!
I love everything you've ever done
stop hitting on me!
*JEZEBEEEL!!!*
As a former starbucks barista this is entirely accurate
I worked at Starbucks for 7 years and I can tell you that the worst people really order the most outrageous things.
you can hit a person with a D battery
God I LOVE Chris Fleming !!! I'm HOWLING laughing every time I watch his stuff . Gayle is just so funny ... I can't believe I've only just discovered it. Why didn't I know about this channel before ?!
My favorite part might be seeing the purple shirt he just had on roughly stuffed behind him in the next cut 😂 2:47-2:50
chris predicted 30-50 feral hogs
This channel has the record for most of the top comments just being quotes from the video
This video is even more relevant now, I love it
2:48 Chris wearing the shirt that ends up in the backseat in the very next shot.
I have to thank you for every single line in this lol. It's making me laugh as hard as I can.
I love how your videos always go so gloriously off the rails.
The complicated starbucks order gave me whiplash. I worked at a coffee shop and we had a "secret menu item" that only one lady ever got. Called the Christina. She was Christina. Large latte, double shot, four pumps of mocha, four pumps of white chocolate, four pumps of caramel, milk up to a certain point, with precisely an inch and a half of space for the whipped cream cause the whipped cream SHOULD NOT TOUCH THE LID OR SHE WILL DUMP IT OUT AND YOU WILL START OVER. Steamed but not too hot. Caramel and mocha drizzle on top. One day she came in and asked for an uncharacteristically simple order, and explained that she was developing the early stages of diabetes and her doctor told her to slow down.
The coffee order bit took me to another realm. And I loved it
I'd like to think Chris does the costume changes in his car
this is the only channel that i genuinely laugh out loud at every time
These videos make me feel so much better this comedy is under appreciated
i love that your comedy involves talking over yourself to emphasis the panic and rage