Gayle - Episode 37: Escape to Goosetip

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  • Опубликовано: 17 янв 2025

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  • @babygrinchbinch
    @babygrinchbinch 8 лет назад +2375

    "why aren't we having fun?" "because we're still the same people, just AT THE BEACH"........every one of my family vacations, honestly.

  • @sarahlarabee2597
    @sarahlarabee2597 9 лет назад +1697

    "You are as stress free as a Bacardi-soaked Senator's son doing his tri annual hit and run"

  • @madanonymous
    @madanonymous 9 лет назад +2056

    "You're far too confident for an adult in the backseat right now!" I plan on using this sentence in real life at some point in my life to shade one of my friends.

  • @blehbleh7400
    @blehbleh7400 9 лет назад +800

    Terry seems to be growing up more like Gayle. Her descriptions of things are becoming more and more like Gayle.

    • @AndyMeholick
      @AndyMeholick 9 лет назад +75

      +bleh bleh ooh, good plot development observation!

    • @lovechronograph
      @lovechronograph 9 лет назад +4

      +bleh bleh Is that Jane I see

    • @mfitzburger5137
      @mfitzburger5137 7 лет назад +64

      Yes, the vicious cycle of Waters-Waters insanity continues....

    • @Iamjustherek
      @Iamjustherek 5 лет назад +25

      “You’re way too confident for an adult in the back seat!” Classic Gayle!

    • @littlemissprettybird
      @littlemissprettybird 5 лет назад +4

      Is Terry a girl or a boy? Gayle refers to them as a son multiple times and even called them “he” in this episode.

  • @Monochromatification
    @Monochromatification 7 лет назад +615

    "The Ska cover of Breakfast at Tiffany's is not punk, David."
    This series is everything.

  • @MamaKatTV
    @MamaKatTV 9 лет назад +986

    Watching Terri's face when Gayle jumped over the beach chair just made my whole day.

    • @beccaann6866
      @beccaann6866 5 лет назад +13

      lol i feel like that wasnt planned

    • @tashacronin775
      @tashacronin775 4 года назад +6

      I had to watch it 3 times to catch it...I was distracted by the censorship of Chris's crotch the first 2 times.

    • @jnol784
      @jnol784 4 года назад +1

      @@tashacronin775 same

  • @wtglb
    @wtglb 9 лет назад +912

    I like how you didn't miss a beat when the chair cover blew away.

    • @AndyMeholick
      @AndyMeholick 9 лет назад +40

      +wtglb sacrifices artists make for their work right there!

    • @wtglb
      @wtglb 9 лет назад +9

      hahah, yep!

    • @yenee94
      @yenee94 7 лет назад

      wtglb oh hey, fellow P3er who also enjoys Chris Fleming!

  • @TheEmilyxx99
    @TheEmilyxx99 8 лет назад +1809

    remember when Gayle had a son

    • @jackier132
      @jackier132 8 лет назад +186

      hahah yes her kidnapped son

    • @destinyawaitsx3
      @destinyawaitsx3 7 лет назад +387

      You mean Terry? He's right there with Gayle.

    • @slimkt
      @slimkt 7 лет назад +203

      destinyawaitsx3 everyone knows that's world-renowned Greek composer Yani.

    • @andrewjohnson5534
      @andrewjohnson5534 7 лет назад +33

      She still has one lol...he's in the passenger seat.

    • @queenanacaona8531
      @queenanacaona8531 5 лет назад +3

      Still does

  • @cadenwilson8512
    @cadenwilson8512 4 года назад +109

    This episode established that gayle can read minds and it’s never addressed again

    • @tatehildyard5332
      @tatehildyard5332 2 года назад +23

      Because it’s Dave. Gayle has destroyed all of his metaphysical personal boundaries.

  • @deannafalconewisniewski5848
    @deannafalconewisniewski5848 9 лет назад +339

    "The world could be crumbling, the earth's crust torn apart, their kids could be getting forcibly french-kissed by a minotaur, and these people would still be in the middle of the road in their hibiscus sarongs talking about the best way to sear a scallop" LOLOLLOLOLOL Gayle's metaphors >>>>>>>>>

    • @waitaminutewhoarrrrru
      @waitaminutewhoarrrrru 3 года назад +4

      I love how Gayle's compliments are actually just insults, just like everything she says lol 😂

  • @AnnaAnimatesOfficial
    @AnnaAnimatesOfficial 9 лет назад +680

    This is hands down the best series on RUclips.

    • @AndyMeholick
      @AndyMeholick 9 лет назад +4

      +Anna Malatinszky I agree! I only hope my Bad Roommates series becomes half as good the more I make. I know with time and practice I'll improve, just as these have!

  • @MusiColeMF
    @MusiColeMF 8 лет назад +577

    Chris, you could seriously be a writer for SNL or a show on Comedy Central. SO many quotables in each of these videos.

    • @ehidnicus
      @ehidnicus 4 года назад +27

      For all my love to SNL, they just don't deserve Chris's talent - this show has always been mainstream and I'm not saying it's like a bad thing. The only SNL current regulars I can see Chris naturally creating content with are Kate McKinnon and Kyle Mooney.

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 года назад +5

      Chris and Melissa are creating comedy on a level SNL has rangoon soaked fever dreams about. It’s too real for them

  • @jodeluca1944
    @jodeluca1944 7 лет назад +323

    “Look how swarthy & crafty my daughter looks right now, her relaxation face reads less like girl on beach as it does mischievous man from Polynesian folklore” hahahaha !!!!

  • @Christine-tp5pv
    @Christine-tp5pv 4 года назад +72

    “That blunt New England pain of being alive” Ive never heard New England described better

  • @emilyb7752
    @emilyb7752 9 лет назад +519

    "I don't need validation anymore . . . I can't wait to show the whole town!" 😂😂😂

    • @blondwiththewind
      @blondwiththewind 9 лет назад +11

      +GameOfThronessss
      AHahahaaaa!! Yep...such subtle humor...you gotta be pretty darned quick to "catch" some of 'em!!! :D

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 лет назад

      Oh the irony 😂 😂

  • @MamaKatTV
    @MamaKatTV 9 лет назад +344

    "They don't need validation?...I think I'm gonna be sick!" and everything about the peacocks at the zoo is spot on. I love Gayle.

  • @guardianbear6635
    @guardianbear6635 7 лет назад +196

    'Why aren't we having fun?'
    'Because we're still the same people, just at the beach!'
    And this kids is why it's very important to learn to love yourself.

  • @00droo00
    @00droo00 9 лет назад +439

    Terry: perhaps the word you're looking for is 恥の上塗り (haji no uwanuri) which means to pile shame on top of shame. Hope that's sullen enough for you ;) Also, great episode

    • @Chuntzit
      @Chuntzit  9 лет назад +282

      +Drew Trevelyan BINGO

    • @raisinmydog
      @raisinmydog 7 лет назад +12

      Is Terry a Weeb?

    • @isaacs8783
      @isaacs8783 7 лет назад +13

      Raisin Robsi no but Drew is

    • @Store-ko7jj
      @Store-ko7jj 3 года назад

      @@isaacs8783 definitely

  • @sabrinakatz8124
    @sabrinakatz8124 7 лет назад +155

    the beach towels with SCALLOPS have finally been put to use

  • @Crysta11ize
    @Crysta11ize 7 лет назад +863

    if you think about it 90% of this show is just Chris insulting his real life dad and girlfriend

    • @rachelwharton4245
      @rachelwharton4245 6 лет назад +69

      WHAT?!?! Terry is his real life girlfriend???

    • @cadenwilson8512
      @cadenwilson8512 6 лет назад +139

      @@rachelwharton4245 I'm pretty sure they're just friends, but Bonnie is his mother and Dave is his dad

    • @rachelwharton4245
      @rachelwharton4245 6 лет назад +4

      Caden Wilson Ah well that would be cool if they were

    • @bigtrigdigrig1201
      @bigtrigdigrig1201 5 лет назад +112

      @@rachelwharton4245 hey i know this comment was from a while ago, but yeah 'terry' (Melissa) is chris's real-life gf

    • @lupita7443
      @lupita7443 5 лет назад +48

      @@rachelwharton4245 Yeah I'm pretty sure Terry is his girlfriend in real life. He mentions it in one of his stand up routines

  • @priaramkissoon5257
    @priaramkissoon5257 9 лет назад +206

    "the last thing we need right now is to beach and blue ball an entire humpback whale colony" DEAD

  • @gracehelyn4610
    @gracehelyn4610 7 лет назад +461

    “You’re bi, oh yeah? PROVE IT!”

  • @lennoxvazquez
    @lennoxvazquez 5 лет назад +47

    "In the words of the late Jimmy Carter, "les out or get out.""
    Touching

  • @gemmagomez3556
    @gemmagomez3556 4 года назад +24

    I absolutely love the overlaid dialogue montages, you have to listen three times to get each line but they're all punches to the gut every single time.

  • @deadthrills7302
    @deadthrills7302 9 лет назад +382

    "She's about as bi as Dwayne the Rock Johnson" lmfao 😂😂😂

  • @FlippinHeckFurry
    @FlippinHeckFurry 8 лет назад +280

    terry could pull off a great jack sparrow cosplay

  • @raelonewolf
    @raelonewolf 4 года назад +48

    We finally get to know why Gayle was so insistent on having beach towels back in season 1 -- you never know when you'll do something so embarrassing that you have to quickly pack up and move to the beach.

  • @hrklable
    @hrklable 7 лет назад +236

    NOTHING SAYS ROMANCE LIKE AN 85 YEAR OLD VIRGIN PLAYING SPIN-THE-CRAB BY CANDLELIGHT WITH A SEAGULL AND AN OLD CAN OF PINTO BEANS

  • @cristinasheehan5687
    @cristinasheehan5687 3 года назад +13

    I don’t think we’ve ever been privy to Terri or David’s inner thoughts and this was such a fantastic facet of this episode.

  • @EricSundquistKC
    @EricSundquistKC 9 лет назад +172

    "are you supposed to wash your legs? i'm gonna look that up on yahoo answers."

  • @Dimmster
    @Dimmster 6 лет назад +25

    The opening rant about Beach communities is one of the best in the show

  • @nolanmeier53
    @nolanmeier53 9 лет назад +137

    Melissa's face when Chris jumps on the chair 😂😂

    • @georgerosebush9754
      @georgerosebush9754 9 лет назад +1

      +Nolan Meier Melissa?! Her name isn't Terry?

    • @wtglb
      @wtglb 9 лет назад +10

      +George Rosebush Melissa Strype plays Terri

    • @rosielow527
      @rosielow527 6 лет назад +2

      Swamper60 Ah. To Google images!

    • @boulevard4145
      @boulevard4145 5 лет назад +1

      Rosie Low Fr, she’s so beautiful

  • @melodyr9786
    @melodyr9786 8 лет назад +91

    gayle needs a netflix show

  • @Msbeeboper
    @Msbeeboper 6 лет назад +187

    Hm, anybody else feel like they should flesh out their 'lesume' more?

  • @ClaudiaBoleyn
    @ClaudiaBoleyn 6 лет назад +8

    This is truly one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I don't even know how to explain why the fake kid on the cube was so funny - it just was. This whole series is so brilliantly surreal and witty.

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 4 года назад +32

    Did... Did Gayle just invade her whole family's mindscape?

  • @NicaRox15
    @NicaRox15 7 лет назад +67

    *"Yeah, nothing says romantic like an 85 year old virgin playing spin the crab by candlelight with a seagull and an old can of pinto beans"*

  • @Lazlo.
    @Lazlo. 9 лет назад +119

    4:28 Terry! Would you put a little love into assembling your spot we're AT THE BEACH

  • @kenyawilliams7833
    @kenyawilliams7833 9 лет назад +161

    Why hasn't this made comedy central yet???? come on people,Lol

  • @Mimikinn
    @Mimikinn 4 года назад +40

    I’m from Hawai’i and I can confirm that my nine-year-old surfer niece does indeed have a six-pack.

    • @endergamer794
      @endergamer794 4 года назад +5

      I'm from Massachusetts and all families going to the cape are like this

  • @declan_joseph
    @declan_joseph 8 лет назад +71

    Terry is so freaking cute. Anyways, besides that point. My teacher showed me this and I fell in love instantly. Keep doing what you guys are doing.

  • @crazyacrylics6930
    @crazyacrylics6930 7 лет назад +22

    I love how you don't even need to watch Gayle from episode one to know what's going on. It's just Gayle

  • @ricaramos9631
    @ricaramos9631 6 лет назад +26

    I love how the comments section is 96% qoutes from the episode. Reading through it is therapeutic

  • @EmIdc
    @EmIdc 8 лет назад +51

    "I'll tell you who you are, Celine Dion" I'm DYING

  • @evenoddridge4829
    @evenoddridge4829 8 лет назад +30

    For some reason these make me proud to be from massachusetts

  • @mandala314
    @mandala314 7 лет назад +73

    *wait, did I just sneeze in my head?*

  • @TheZombiemiltant
    @TheZombiemiltant 9 лет назад +37

    I discovered Gayle yesterday and just finished watching every episode...I need more...I need it now!

  • @endergamer794
    @endergamer794 4 года назад +14

    as a Massachusetts native, I can confirm, every family is like this in cape cod

  • @becks_r
    @becks_r 7 лет назад +12

    I would LOVE to watch a series focused on Terry. This episode really showcased her ability to dish out some zingers.

  • @pipsqueak56
    @pipsqueak56 8 лет назад +77

    "Fox baby in sufjan stevens tour bus" 😂

  • @ThePhantomBeaver
    @ThePhantomBeaver 5 лет назад +20

    Idk why daves Chair being dug so deep into the sand is so so so hillarious like it just radiates Dad Energy

  • @alexandrachelgren9272
    @alexandrachelgren9272 7 лет назад +27

    3:00 Did anyone else see Terry laugh and break character? lol

  • @Donkeytron64
    @Donkeytron64 7 лет назад +75

    "That's not a Grandma! It's an RA!"

  • @americavalentino2675
    @americavalentino2675 9 лет назад +141

    Is it just me or is Terry starting to sound just like her mother

  • @twontree
    @twontree 9 лет назад +241

    beach kids aren't like you and me. they don't need validation.

    • @blondwiththewind
      @blondwiththewind 9 лет назад +6

      +Cayla Schellin
      That was one smart bird!! That comment instantly put me in mind of the surfers out on the West Coast. They seem to be cut from a bit of a different cloth. Very good at following their own "inner compass".....confident, independent, capable, and motivated, yet content. ~RED ☮♥♫

  • @destinyawaitsx3
    @destinyawaitsx3 7 лет назад +18

    DAAAAVEEE's legs really are as milky white as Gayle mentions. XD

  • @kalamatajane
    @kalamatajane 8 лет назад +61

    "This is enough leisure to kill a small rhino."

  • @oroontheheels
    @oroontheheels 2 года назад +3

    2:58 that jump, that fall and the fact that he kept reading his line like nothing happened. 😂

  • @KenzLovesMovies
    @KenzLovesMovies 7 лет назад +16

    David is so pure and sweet.

  • @salomeking591
    @salomeking591 5 лет назад +9

    Every single line in this whole show is iconic 😂

  • @CaladonianQueen
    @CaladonianQueen 3 года назад +16

    'I wonder if hermit crabs think they've lost their house and look everywhere for it and then they go 'oh wait, it's on my back'. Tee hee.'
    Dave's just precious. 💗

  • @michmash7888
    @michmash7888 6 лет назад +9

    Re-watching your series, loving it all over again. Perfect depiction of Cape Cod (and probably most seashores) off-season. (Which is the best time to go, even if half the businesses are closed for the season.)
    Wish I could see you in London...what an amazing city! Have fun! Tally-ho!

  • @archtartist81
    @archtartist81 9 лет назад +203

    lesume

  • @EmiliusReturns
    @EmiliusReturns 3 года назад +3

    I love it when Dave has enough confidence to sass her back, even if it’s subtle.

  • @AlyssaRobinson2092
    @AlyssaRobinson2092 8 лет назад +56

    The kid with the six pack!!!!!! OMG IM DEAD! HAHAHA!
    This is off topic but the swim top Gayle wears is actually cute lol :P
    LOL My big, small gorgeous nose.... haha!

    • @coldwelthsimms5958
      @coldwelthsimms5958 6 лет назад +2

      I had a Sixpack when I was a little girl, but....now it's gone

  • @jennatavarez2068
    @jennatavarez2068 6 лет назад +18

    "Read your own bedtime story, you've got a six pack!" 😩😩😂😂😂

  • @nolanmeier53
    @nolanmeier53 5 лет назад +5

    "I got a base tan last weekend at Flute Circle" 😂😂 Dave is the best character

  • @emmarose2385
    @emmarose2385 7 лет назад +47

    I suddenly feel attacked fro the lack of experience on my lesume

  • @astaguldmann7183
    @astaguldmann7183 7 лет назад +23

    Wow, best episode ever I laughed so hard I started crying, the “dose that kid have a six pack” part especially cracked me up. :)

  • @pidgeymessengerservice3696
    @pidgeymessengerservice3696 7 лет назад +51

    "Duckling in utero"
    That's the only animal he mentioned that would never be in a uterus...

  • @AdeleHawkins-yh7tj
    @AdeleHawkins-yh7tj 4 года назад +3

    Chris' willingness to fling himself into harms way is just... wow

    • @kirbsyde8965
      @kirbsyde8965 3 года назад

      "Dude, you're gettin' (insert profile name)!"👨‍💻👍

  • @prettyhamburger6462
    @prettyhamburger6462 4 года назад +3

    Thank gawd someone has expressed into words these emotions and thoughts one experiences at the beach... so I feel less alone in my human experience now.

  • @amberr7473
    @amberr7473 7 лет назад +13

    you dont even have to understand what hes talking about because its still funny and im crying

  • @TheExiledTexan
    @TheExiledTexan 8 лет назад +140

    "Jaden Smith's chastity belt."

  • @phi7534
    @phi7534 5 лет назад +40

    hearing an adult human say "Jaden Smith's chastity belt" broke into my house, stole my dog, and killed me in one hit

  • @yorkandpomona
    @yorkandpomona 9 лет назад +12

    genius. randomly a friend posted the cleaning video and now I am hooked after this episode. madness that is so pleasing. heheheee!

  • @cramerfloro5936
    @cramerfloro5936 4 года назад +7

    0:16 I refuse to believe Gayle didn't just will that image into existence.

  • @EveIsJustMyBlogName
    @EveIsJustMyBlogName 9 лет назад +7

    LOVING this series! Just discovered Gayle yesterday and I'm all caught up now. Waiting for episode 38! Great job Chris (Gayle)!

  • @whitneypatterson3756
    @whitneypatterson3756 9 лет назад +64

    lez out or get out!!!

  • @babyvia6712
    @babyvia6712 7 лет назад +2

    the towel flying away and chris yelling "OH" and jumping up to get it is hilarious

  • @TrollyOre
    @TrollyOre 4 года назад +1

    Terry's inner monologue is so relatable. I felt it on a spiritual level.

  • @niteowl9491
    @niteowl9491 4 года назад +21

    I can't believe Gayle wrote The Lighthouse.

  • @sydneyplatypus
    @sydneyplatypus 7 лет назад +45

    Gayle is such the epitome of what I have to deal with every day: New England Mom Suburbanite

  • @k.w.1459
    @k.w.1459 6 лет назад +5

    My mom lives on the cape and has an outside shower. Sometimes it really is the highlight of my visit.

    • @jamiedossantos9366
      @jamiedossantos9366 6 лет назад +1

      K. W. My family in Rhode Island has an outdoor shower. Love it!

    • @annarose536
      @annarose536 6 лет назад

      Do you just...naked? Or a bathing suit?

  • @DanThibodeau1
    @DanThibodeau1 9 лет назад +65

    Is that Chapin Beach!? The Waters-Waters family was 3 minutes from my house!?

    • @DanThibodeau1
      @DanThibodeau1 9 лет назад +16

      +Dan Thibodeau beach kid here

    • @blondwiththewind
      @blondwiththewind 9 лет назад +7

      +Dan Thibodeau
      But you are seeking "validation". Must be because of the "off" season. :-)

    • @aurorarose2195
      @aurorarose2195 6 лет назад +1

      Weren't you watching the video?? The beach is named goosepoint 🙄

    • @boulevard4145
      @boulevard4145 5 лет назад +1

      Aurora Rose can’t tell if you’re a dumb 16 year old white girl or joking

  • @hall0thwen
    @hall0thwen 7 лет назад +2

    gayle is unstoppable at sewing i guess, that beach towel that was ripped in half by 2 cars looks amazing still.
    Nice

  • @xoMALxoPINEAUxo
    @xoMALxoPINEAUxo 2 года назад +2

    "Her mustache glistening like Nelly" LMFAO. I can't believe it took me until 2022! But this is perfect

  • @danielledunsworth9229
    @danielledunsworth9229 5 лет назад +18

    "I don't need validation, I need to go tell the whole town", she says leaping to her feet to pursue validation.

  • @nspector
    @nspector 8 лет назад +3

    Oh my God this one is sublime.

  • @salsasoul4112
    @salsasoul4112 8 лет назад +54

    Chris looks good in women's clothes.

  • @KaliyaTheKitty
    @KaliyaTheKitty 8 лет назад +13

    Is nobody going to talk about the Jaden Smith line? That was golden:')

  • @KyPaMac
    @KyPaMac 5 лет назад +2

    Seeing the two of them in beach chairs makes it really clear how Terry is who I want to look like and Gayle is who I look like.

  • @creepycustard2383
    @creepycustard2383 5 лет назад +8

    “They don’t need validation?
    I think I’m going to be sick!”
    Good to know I’m not the only one.

  • @lewscal4122
    @lewscal4122 9 лет назад +57

    Can you guys please open a merchandise shop, I'd buy at least 5 shirts

  • @wtglb
    @wtglb 9 лет назад +12

    Loving this new season! Can't wait for the next episode

  • @nebyoumergia2956
    @nebyoumergia2956 9 лет назад +1

    I literally can not stop watching these videos they are so great...

  • @julianofsatown
    @julianofsatown 9 лет назад +12

    Goddam thats some good writin! The epiphany at the end lmao

  • @rebeccasheley5762
    @rebeccasheley5762 9 лет назад +7

    okay but terry is my cup of tea holy shit she is gorgeous!

  • @VikkiMinaj1
    @VikkiMinaj1 8 лет назад +3

    I had to watch this about four times ....there's just too much funny stuff here to watch once 😂😂

  • @ZicajosProductions
    @ZicajosProductions 6 лет назад +3

    The car intro was honestly gold.